SHE WANTS ME TO LEAVE!

So after my last video, we had a massive

argument because of a few things that I

showed in the video. So if you remember

the video, in the beginning I showed

myself picking up the keys from underneath

the doormat, and she was not happy that I

showed everyone where she kept her keys.

And I said it's kind of stupid to keep the

spare keys under the doormat because

anyone could just check under the doormat

and then let themselves into the

apartment. And then she got upset because

I called her stupid. Well, sorry, but it

is kind of stupid to put your spare keys

under the doormat. And then the next thing

she was unhappy about was when I showed

her underwear in the video. She said it

was not very nice for me to rummage

through her closet and her drawers and her

personal belongings and then show the

underwear things to everyone on my

channel. I don't really understand why

she's so annoyed about this. I mean, it's

just underwear. It's just a piece of

fabric. What is the big deal? I don't

understand why women put so much effort

into buying nice-looking underwear and

then they get upset when people look at

it. So what is the point of getting

nice-looking underwear if you don't even

want to show anyone in the first place?

You might as well just get a plain white

pair of underwear. Just so annoying

because I thought she knew what kind of

videos I was gonna make and I thought

she'd be okay with it. And okay, maybe it

was my fault because I didn't check with

her and I should have checked with her and

I should have showed her the video I was

going to upload before I uploaded it, but

I thought she would be okay with it, but

she wasn't. She said that she didn't

expect me to go through her things and

show everyone in the video every little

single little detail. And then I said to

her, well, I didn't expect you to get so

upset over such stupid little things.

Then she said it was embarrassing when I

jumped up and down on her bed, and she

said she didn't want me to do that

anymore. But she doesn't understand that

jumping on beds is, you know, kind of like

my thing. It's kind of like my signature

move that I do when I make a video in a

new Airbnb or a new hotel. It's kind of

like an inside joke on the channel, but

she just doesn't get it. She said,

Daniel, how would you feel if someone went

through your personal private things and

then filmed it and then made fun of it on

a YouTube video? And I said to her, to be

honest, I wouldn't really care that much

because they're just things. They're just

like material objects, and I don't really

care if people— I don't really care if

people are looking at them or not because

that's what they're supposed to be made

for, you know? People made them so they

can be seen. You can go into my bedroom

and then look at my socks, look at my

underwear, open my drawers and take all my

things out and take pictures and videos

and put it anywhere you like. I honestly

could not give a crap. This actually

reminds me of the time when I was in

Taiwan about 4 years ago. Me and this

Taiwanese girl that I had a crush on, we

went to the mountains with her family to,

you know, have a look around, explore,

have a nice trip. And in the mountains

they had like this little village where

the mountain people of Taiwan live, and

they had some spare houses, and they said

we can use one of the houses to sleep in.

And this house was an occupied house, but

the owner, the person who lives there

usually, wasn't there at the time. And

they had personal belongings and the

fridge, and I thought it was very

interesting, and I wanted to take a video

of the inside of the house. So I open up

the fridge and I show the inside, but the

stupid Taiwanese girl told me to delete

the video because apparently it's rude.

Oh look, it's my socks and my underwear.

Oh no, my privacy is being violated. Oh

no, people can see my underwear. I'm so

embarrassed. Oh, this is such a horrible

Horrible thing that's happening to me.

It's just so stupid that people actually

get worked up over a piece of cloth, a

piece of material. Oh, it's just so

stupid. And the other thing she was

unhappy about is, well, you know I do

OnlyFans. I found this in the kitchen,

and as you can see, the handle is a nice

round small shape, perfect size for my.

And the thing is, I don't have any real

toys because I'm too embarrassed to go to

the shop and actually buy one. So I found

this and I thought, wow, this is actually

the perfect size to fit up my— and I took

some photos, I took some videos, and I put

it onto my OnlyFans. And somehow she found

out how I've been using this metal spatula

thingamajig, and she said she wasn't happy

with how I was using her kitchen utensils

as OnlyFans toys or props. So she said she

doesn't trust me to be in the home by

myself anymore because she doesn't know

what I'm gonna do or what I'm gonna film

or what I'm gonna show on YouTube or

OnlyFans. And she said that she would

prefer it if I wasn't in the home whilst

she was at work or whilst she was not here

because she doesn't want me to film weird

stuff and show it to people. And she said

if I do want to stay in the home and carry

on filming, then there's gonna be a

problem and maybe it's not a good idea if

I stay here anymore. So now I'm thinking

that maybe it's not a good idea to stay

here because, you know, I need to film

stuff and do stuff inside of the home for

my YouTube and my OnlyFans. And I can't go

outside and film stuff because I don't

feel comfortable doing that. So I might

just move out and pack my stuff and find a

new place to stay. It's just kind of

annoying because as you can see, you know,

I've already unpacked. I've got my stuff

all over the place and I've been using it.

And now I have to collect all my things

one by one, put it all back in my stupid

bag. Why is it so difficult living with

people? I just don't get it.

This might be easier with

scissors. One here.

Looking good.

Plug in my grill up

here. What the hell?

There,

look at

this bacon. You can't get this kind of

bacon in Japan. That is good bacon.

And then we just close it.

Okay, I think the bacon and mushrooms are

Maybe a bit too overdone.

Check the toast. Oh, the oil's

dripping! Why does it drip onto this

table?

Oh, look at that crispy bacon,

juicy mushrooms.

Juicy mushrooms,

it is so juicy,

so tasty.

It's actually easier than slicing it.

With normal life.

Wow,

holy shit, I'm good at cooking.

Jesus. So I can taste the chorizo

air-dried bacon with the melted cheese and

the tanginess of the tomato.

It's like a different combination of

textures.

Oh my God, so fucking

good.

This has got to be the best lunch.

I didn't realize the bread was going to be

so toasted. I thought it'd just be a

little bit hard,

but the crunchiness— hmm.

Okay, we'll prepare the second piece.

But it's missing something.

I feel like I need a coffee with this

meal.

Without a coffee, it's just not— I don't

know, it doesn't feel right.

So I'll show you how I make my coffee.

First, you want 2 sugar cubes.

Tea? No, I want— I think coffee is better.

So we take off the lid to coffee.

Pour some of that in.

That should be enough.

Okay, we go over to the water cooking

station.

Good, good, good.

It's okay if the cup's not clean because

it's just coffee from this morning.

There's no point cleaning it if you're

just going to put coffee straight back

into it. After you've cleaned it.

Give me the love.

Wow, mosquito bites are really swelling

up. We're gonna get us some

milk for the coffee and

my coffee.

The coffee will enhance the experience

of lunch.

Okay, let me see if I've made it properly.

Hmm, not my worst coffee,

I guess. It's not bad.

Okay, this might be trickier to eat.

Hmm,

it actually tastes more like those frazzle

crisps instead of real bacon.