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Testing.

Testing,

testing. Hello.

Testing.

Hello.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, this is my new stream setup.

See if it's good.

Why is my phone lagging?

Hello?

Hello? Oh, thanks, Jenkins.

Is the stream lagging, or is it just my

phone lagging?

Oh, I can't see my computer screen.

Hmm, I think it's my phone lagging.

Maybe the iPhone doesn't— look, this

stupid thing's buffering. It keeps

buffering on the YouTube thing,

the YouTube playback.

So this is my new stream setup. I hope

you like it. Put the mic here.

Wow, that's actually pretty good, good

height for the microphone.

So I put my phone here,

and I put this one maybe

here.

I put cardboard because I don't want to

make a mess.

Okay, I'm just waiting for it to get

demonetized and I can request review,

then we're ready to go. Although this is

gonna make my back hurt sitting like this.

Why does my apartment look so messy? So

we've got all the stacks of water here,

and then you've got all this junk there.

But I don't know what to do with the junk

because it's kind

of stuff that I use, or stuff that I might

use, like paints.

And, uh, fish supplies.

Are you not worried about getting doxxed?

Well, I've already showed all this before.

You've seen all this before. It's just

It's just, um, that wall with

Let me check.

Yeah, it's just stuff I've shown before.

You can't see out the windows or anything.

Make videos about Thailand, show rents. I

already did that. I did a cost of living

in Thailand back in June

and it got like 5K views.

Making videos about Thailand doesn't work

unless you're like a fresh channel. Where

your whole life is basically in Thailand.

You moving to Thailand, you're like a

fresh person on YouTube.

So unless you're a brand new fresh channel

who makes videos in Thailand about

Thailand, then I don't really see how it's

going to work. I've seen like a bunch of

new people, like newbie YouTubers start

to get views and subs, and their whole

thing is, hey look, I moved to Thailand.

But my channel started off with me moving

to Japan, so no one cares about me in

Thailand. They don't even care when I'm in

Japan, so why would they care when I'm in

I don't think I ever did a video about

Thailand that got good views. Maybe 8K,

8K max.

Has Thai girlfriend started her channel

yet? No, she's not going to do YouTube.

She's not cut out to do YouTube.

It's funny because before she found my

channel, when we traveled in Vietnam, she

was vlogging. She bought a selfie stick

and a mic, but I don't know what she did

with the videos. She made all these videos

like vlog style, like, hey guys, we're in

Vietnam, and she was making these She was

making a lot of videos. I wonder if she

deleted them. I'm pretty sure she didn't

upload them anywhere.

I think she would get one comment,

someone saying she looks weird or

something, and then she would delete the

whole thing, probably.

Yeah,

my viewers don't care about Thailand,

unfortunately. I mean, even I don't care

about Thailand, so If I don't care, then

you guys not going to care.

I guess I made Japan— I guess my Japan

videos were interesting because I was

interested in Japan at the time. It was

like brand new experience moving to— I

don't know where to look without the

monitor. Usually I look at my face. I look

at my own face on my monitor. I don't know

where to look. Let's look this way.

2017 was exciting for me, moving to Japan,

like properly moving there, not just going

there for a couple months.

Life in Thailand's not really interesting

to me. It's just convenient and cheap,

but it was never really my dream to live

in Thailand. It just happened, I guess.

Why is it always the things you really

want you don't get, and the things you

don't really care about you just kind of

end up randomly getting without trying?

I thought we'd make some pies today

because I can't make— I'm

gonna be busy this weekend doing

stuff. Can't do any YouTube stuff.

What's the difference between cell and— oh

my God, did you hear that?

Someone just got blended in the

filter.

Yeah, stream's demonetized as usual. Just

requested the review. They're requesting

the review thing 8 hours before

the stream ends. It's a pretty good idea.

It went green last stream after about 4

Sell is when you just sell something,

then resell is when you buy something with

the objective to sell it for profit.

I didn't buy those things that I sold to

buy and then sell for profit. I bought it

because I wanted it and I needed it to

make videos and stuff. They finished their

objectives and made the content out of it,

and then I didn't need it anymore, so I

I don't know why snails keep getting

sucked up into my filter, and then they

get caught in the motor, and then they get

blended. Because there's a little mesh

thing, and I put a pipe in the hole so

things can't swim into it, but they still

somehow find a way to get into the filter

system, and then they get blended. I don't

really care cuz there's so many snails in

the tank. There's like 50. I need

something to get rid of them actually.

It's just that sound of them getting

blended is kind of annoying. Why can't

they die quietly? I don't even know if I

need the filter. I've got all

these plants creating oxygen in there. I

don't need a filter thing to oxygenate

There's lots of rotting snails in the

filter. I think it's fine. I mean,

what's the worst that could happen? Bunch

of rotting snails in there. The bacteria

will break it down, then it'll get

recycled, and plants will absorb it. It's

the cycle of life.

Every time I upload a video or do a

stream, I feel like I end up having to

reply to all these comments, correcting

them. Like someone says,

there's no way you'll be able to buy a

house and then flip it for profit when I

never even said I'm going to buy a house.

To renovate it for profit. And then

someone says, pretty sure you can extend

the student visa for 2 years. And then

I have to say, I already extended it,

this is the max. Why am I always having to

correct people? What, can't they just

listen properly to what I'm saying? I

never once said I'm gonna buy a house to

try and flip it for profit. The goal of

buying the house is to mess around

in it and destroy it.

As if— imagine you're gonna buy a house

and fix it up properly and then put it on

the market. Come on, you've been watching

me long enough, should know by now. I like

to destroy things or make a mess.

What is the— oh, working holiday visa.

Advice: don't get a job in a convenience

store. I hated it.

Just do YouTube. First day in Japan.

How I moved to Japan on the working

holiday visa.

How, how is it so late? 3 PM? What have

I been doing all day? I started the stream

a bit late today, means I've only got like

4 hours. Well, I was

playing Diablo 4 and then I couldn't stop

playing. I started playing it at 1 PM and

I was like, I'll just play one, one

dungeon, 20 minutes, and then 2 hours went

by. Felt like— it felt like 2 minutes.

Diablo 4 is so good. I'm experimenting

with the Paragon board and I made this

ultra tanky sorcerer build and now I can

do tier 50 I can do tier 52—

no, tier 54 dungeons at

level 82.

Private English tutoring. Yeah, when I was

on the working holiday visa, everyone at

the guest house kept saying, why don't you

teach English? They pay ¥3,000 an hour.

And then I kept saying, because I don't

have a degree, what school's gonna hire

me? Really, I didn't want to teach English

because it's lame. I thought— I used to be

very snobbish because I could speak

Japanese, and I was like, I don't want to

be like all the other loser foreigners who

can't speak Japanese and have to teach

English. I was like, no, I'm gonna work in

a job that needs my Japanese because I'm

so good at it.

And then I got a job at Lawson, and then

so many Japanese people got mad at me

because my Japanese wasn't that great. I

had to keep asking them to repeat

themselves, and then the stupid old

Japanese men would get mad at me because I

was not understanding what they were

Usually happened when they bought

cigarettes and I couldn't understand

cigarette brand because the cigarette

brand is in English. So ironically, I

couldn't understand them when they spoke

in Japanese to say a— to say an English

word.

So it's not that I didn't understand the

Japanese, I didn't understand the stupid

katakana English.

But yeah, I feel sorry for the people who

have to get— they get stuck having to do

English teaching because every person who

has taught English on YouTube who is now

a YouTuber, they all talk about how much

they hated teaching English. I don't know

how Gimmeabreakman still does it without

going crazy. I think

he owns a school and he employs teachers.

So do you think this is a good camera

angle for making a pie, or maybe

first-person view is better?

Jesus, look at all the wires. I gotta tidy

that up somehow. I don't know how because

I need all the wires.

Rat's nest of wires.

I talked to my mum. She said my uncles and

aunties and cousin from Malaysia, they're

coming to England as well for the wedding,

but they're gonna stay for a month.

But she said they're going to go traveling

around the UK, so maybe they won't be

around much and I'll have the house to

myself. It would be a nightmare having my

relatives there for a month and they're in

the house all the time.

I think the uncle and auntie that I like

are coming, and then the cousin that I

barely ever speak to is also coming.

She's kind of weird because the cousin is

not the son of the uncles and aunties.

So it's like uncle and auntie and then

also cousin from different parents.

Who else did she say was coming?

Yeah, 2 aunties. One uncle

and a cousin.

One month? That's a long holiday.

How am I gonna stream and stuff when I'm

back home? The thing I hated most about

being back home was all the people coming

over all the time. My mum has so many

friends and

all these guys were coming over to try and

woo my mum. You don't know how many

English men kept coming over, all these

different ones. There's one who drove a

really nice Audi, Audi TT, and he looked

us up. He said he Googled my mum and then

he found our information on the internet

or something. I don't know if he found my

subreddit,

but he looks really rich, like he had a

very expensive Audi, dressed very nicely.

I think he— what was his job?

I forgot, it was like something in the

legal industry, some kind of legal job.

What's your net worth? It's like 5,000

now. I've got 20 days to pay

my tax, 7,400.

I currently have 4,000 in cash.

I need another 3,000 that

I'll get from selling stocks, and then I

could pay the final amount. Oh, I didn't

get— I didn't do the phone call with the

tax people. I said I don't want to do it.

I said— I didn't say that. I said I would

prefer to do email because I might not be

able to remember dates and details

accurately on the top of my head during a

phone call, which I think is a pretty good

reason. So if they ask me things like,

so when was the exact date that you

entered Japan? I don't remember straight

off the top of my head. And if I say the

wrong date, then it seems like I've

changed the details of my story or I made

up the story and I can't remember my own

story. When really I just don't remember

the exact date I entered and left Japan.

What plane I took. What was the name

of the hotel I stayed? I don't remember

all this stuff. It happened 5 years ago.

So I said I won't be able to remember. I

won't be able to answer the questions

accurately if we do a phone call. So I'm

hoping they'll think that's a good excuse.

Why does your spoon look weird? What

spoon?

Spoon? What do you mean?

You're an example of people that won

lottery ticket, lost it all because they

couldn't manage the amount responsibly.

Well, I didn't think my YouTube channel

would completely die in a year.

Sorry, I thought I'd still be getting like

10K, 12K views. Now last

year this time I was getting 15, 20K views

still, sometimes 10K. Now I get 3K,

2K, 4K.

I understand people might think it's

boring now, but come on, it's exactly the

same as last year. I was streaming last

year and just sitting around doing nothing

and talking and whining. It's not like my

content massively changed or anything.

It's the same content I've been doing for

So they found it interesting a couple

years ago, a year ago. All of a sudden now

it's not interesting. So it's kind of

weird.

I think they're just waiting for me to

leave, go back home or do something else.

Content was better. How was it better?

It's the same. I didn't do anything

differently last year. Last year I was at

home doing driving lessons.

In my bedroom. How is that any different?

I did kitchen streams, did some cooking.

Manchester content sucks, and it used to

get 15k views back then. I was still

getting 10k views on a livestream. So

either the algorithm screwed me and just

stopped showing my channel to loads of

people, or people just finally got bored.

I don't really know how to make the

content good. No, the problem is no one's

helped me. No one wants to be on camera

with me. No one wants to, like, engage

with the viewers. Any girl I meet is

always like, oh, don't film me, don't talk

about me. I can't do this by myself.

I can't make it. You know, the only reason

why it was interesting before is because

people helped me make it interesting.

By being part of the show. Now I'm all

Ice tried to help. Ice just wants to bully

me on camera. I don't like Ice's attitude.

He's like, if you want a streaming career

from me, then you've got to be submissive

to me and like suck up to me. I don't want

Well, maybe next year I'll get up to

something, but I reckon it doesn't matter

what I do if there's no secondary or

other side characters, then it's pretty

dull. At this point, my girlfriend's

basically like an invisible person. Do you

hate Ice now? No, I don't hate him, but I

did kind of lose interest. I tried to

watch his stream now, but I don't know why

it's boring. He's sitting in a car with

Joel and that other white guy who's

annoying, that Action Man guy. He's so

annoying. I can't stand him. Joel is

boring. He just sits there not saying

anything most of the time, and he's got a

cameraman as well, which kind of ruins the

vibe. I don't like it when YouTubers have

a cameraman. I like it when they hold the

camera themselves and they do like either

first-person view or they do

self-vlogging. When they get a cameraman,

it looks more professional, but then it

takes away the magic, I think.

Like, Isis livestreams back in Japan when

he was a one-man band doing it all himself

was so much better than after he got a

cameraman. It just feels different.

And all the stake stuff and the kick

stuff, I was so— I hate all of it. I liked

it when he was on YouTube. It's just

different now. I don't like how it's

different. I saw Chris's

video as well. He's got like 2 vans of—

he's got a cameraman, he's got 3 video

editors, he's got Ian who manages the

challenges and stuff, and he plans stuff.

He's got some woman called Ellen, I think

she's the driver. Why does he need a

driver? Why does he need so many damn

people? He's got more crew members than

James May when he does his filming stuff.

Why is it so— where's your 3 people

editing? So ridiculous.

I don't need a cameraman, I got tripod.

Hate how YouTube turned into television.

Yeah, I know. I go onto YouTube front page

and my entire feed just looks like Netflix

documentaries. Everyone is trying so hard

to make video essays and make like TV

documentary quality stuff.

There are still amateur vloggers, but

they're just very small channels. You got

to like Search, seek them out.

I like that Elisa Chung girl. She recently

blew up. She's kind of got those amateur

vlog vibes.

I like the amateur vlog vibe channels.

Where it's just one person doing it out of

boredom, out of their bedroom.

Yeah, Bold and Bankrupt, he's got more

views than Chris Broad in total, and he

does it all himself. He just has that

little Sony camera, barely edits the

Oh well.

What do you mean I had sex with 2 men? I

didn't have sex with any men.

Just because I watch the gay stuff doesn't

mean I am gay. That's like saying just

because you have vegetables sometimes,

you're a vegan.

And sometimes you just have to watch

whatever it takes to, to pop one out.

And sometimes women get boring. I watched

so many women already, get a bit bored of

it. It's always the same thing.

Sometimes you're not really in the mood to

watch a woman. I'd say 80% of the time I

watch a woman, but then like 20% of the

time feel like Watching

something different.

Yeah, I like the— well, like ladyboys, if

they're cute, they look okay,

but I wouldn't get with one. Be weird.

Can you give your actual opinion on ROG

Ally versus Steam Deck? Yeah, I put

out like 20 videos saying buy Steam Deck,

not ROG Ally. Buy ROG Ally, not Steam

Deck. I haven't tried this Steam Deck

already. I tried the first Steam Deck. I

didn't like it because it doesn't have

Windows. Can Steam Deck do this? Look,

I'm streaming right now off the ROG Ally.

Actually, Steam Deck can do this. I did a

test. It's got on the Linux software

store, they've got OBS, so I guess you can

do this. But I don't

think you can play Rainbow Six on Steam

Deck because it needs to download BattlEye

or something, the anti-cheat software,

and that only works on Windows, I think.

I think, I'm not sure.

Yeah, it's got 512 GB. I've got Rainbow

Six, Lies of P, Diablo 4,

and Spider-Man: Miles Morales, but I've

also got a 1 TB USB hard drive just

in case. I really like the ROG

Ally, although I was a bit disappointed

today because I filmed some Diablo

4 gameplay and the video footage is all

stuttery and I'm not sure

why.

I think the Legion Go looks better.

Because you can take the joysticks, the

Joy-Cons, off and then just have a tablet.

If I got it, I'll just take off the

controllers and chuck them away and just

use it as like a little tablet. But the

thing I don't like about the Legion Go is

the speakers are really bad. The ROG Ally

speakers are really good. They're

front-facing. They sound like proper real

speakers. The best speakers I've ever had

on the ROG Ally. But the Legion Go

speakers sound terrible.

Why don't you do content with your sister?

She keeps telling me, don't film me. I met

her in Thailand a couple of months ago.

First, first thing she says is, don't film

us. I think she

had a bad experience with trolls and

weirdos.

So don't blame me if the content's boring.

Blame the stupid trolls ruining it,

scaring everyone off.

It's sad. Even if I don't do anything

wrong, all it takes is like some weirdos

on the internet to creep out people, and

then they don't want to do YouTube with

How do you know Legion Go speakers are

bad? Because I watched a video and they

compared the speakers and they said it was

bad and it sounded bad.

No one's interested in buying my phone or

my mic. I got a couple messages,

they left me on read.

It's fine, maybe I'll just keep my phone.

I can use that one for streaming, this one

for stream playback, and then this one

check my messages.

Actually, I quite like the Flip because

look, I can bend it, place it down there.

It's like a little map, a little laptop.

Could play YouTube videos on there.

Yeah, that stream I did with my sister,

she would never do that now. She's scared.

I keep telling her, don't worry, I only

get like 4K views now. All the weirdos

have come and gone already. There's not

gonna be more weirdos unless I go viral

again, which is not gonna happen.

I think the worst of it is over. Like,

the weirdos and the trolls, most of them

are gone. They lost interest.

Yeah, she was pretty traumatized when that

guy visited my house. She said she was

hiding in the other room, prepared to call

the police. She's funny.

I reckon I could have taken him. He was

like a midget. He was like 5 foot 8 and he

looked skinny and frail. I reckon I could

have taken him. My mum could have taken

him. There was nothing to worry about

unless he was carrying a knife or

something. I was so— I wasn't scared.

I was so pissed off

that I wasn't angry at him. I was angry at

my mum because she let him in. And it's

just like my mum letting strangers into my

bedroom when I was a kid. She would have

someone come over and then she'd bring

them up to my room and they'll just like

stand in the doorway and go, this is my

son, Daniel. And then she'll say, say

hello, Daniel. And I'd be like, hello?

Who the hell are you? Why are you in my

bedroom? Go away.

My dad used to do it as well. There was

this— there was this kid I knew at school,

and we were kind of friends. We would hang

out after school. And then one day, for

some reason, we got a bit out of control

in my other friend's garden, and he

punched me in the stomach really hard,

completely winded me. I collapsed to the

ground because I couldn't breathe. And

then ever since then, I hated him. So he

kept trying to phone me. I mean, he was

trying to say sorry, but I was so angry

and I hated him from that point. And then

he just came over and knocked the door—

knocked on the door. My dad let him in,

and I was just waiting for him to go away.

So I was more angry that my mum let that

guy into the house.

It was funny though, me and Jahira were

sitting on the sofa and Jahira was talking

to him and I was on my Switch and I would

just— I was just staring at the Switch

trying not to make eye contact because I

was so angry.

My mum said she thought he was my school

friend because she couldn't understand

what he was saying because his voice was

very quiet and he kind of mumbled.

But I could hear what he was saying at the

doorstep. He was saying that I'm

someone from the internet. There's no way

my mum's going to understand that. My mum

would be like, you're from where? From

Inverness? As if she's gonna understand,

oh, I'm the guy from the internet, I'm a

fan of Daniel. She wouldn't have

understood a word of that.

Now, I wasn't angry at the fan. I was

angry at my mum for inviting him into the

house. She should have just said, okay,

thank you, I'll pass it on to Daniel. He

just came to, to give me a card and a box

of chocolates. She should have just said,

okay, thanks, I'll give it to Daniel, and

then said, have a nice Christmas, bye.

Really? I bet she misses me

though. Would you recommend

Thailand or Cambodia? Well, I've never

been to Cambodia, so I wouldn't know. I

better start making my dough.

Did you see that?

Did you see my skills?

That looked really good. Bounced the

butter right off my knee.

Sam Sulek can grow so fast on YouTube.

I don't know, are these people YouTube

geniuses? I've seen a lot of channels

recently. It says Started 10 months ago,

400,000 subscribers.

Yeah, well, they got a lot of subs, but

they got a third of my views. Do they have

36 million views? No, they got like 5

million, 8 million. Sub count means

nothing. You know who else's channel died

recently that I found out? Kelly Stamps.

You know that skinny, sassy black girl?

She blew up a couple years ago and she was

getting millions of views, 200K, 300K

every upload. Now I checked it 3 years

later, she only gets 30K views.

You see, that's just how it goes on

YouTube. You blow up and then roughly 4

years later your channel's dead.

So I feel less bad about myself now.

Because I keep thinking, oh, it was all my

fault. I killed my channel because of

drama and lying and being a dickhead.

But no, it's just pretty natural for 4

years later the channel to be pretty dead.

No matter who you are.

It's only the top 1% who keep growing and

growing and blow up and become massive.

Yeah, even PewDiePie's channel is kind of

dead compared to 4 years ago. He used to

get 5 million views. Now he barely gets 1

million.

But is it possible to die and then be

reborn?

Bad content? I don't know. It's the same

content she was doing years ago. I think

people just get bored of it. I think it's

no one's fault. It's not the content

creator's fault. It's not the viewer's

fault. It is the fault of time.

Time is the one to blame. The passing of

time.

You know what I also found out? I can

actually use the mic on the phone,

so I don't even need to plug in a mic to

So I don't even need to plug in a mic to

the phone in case we go over to the

kitchen. I could, I could

switch over the mic. Okay, so first you

want to get self-raising flour.

I think that should be enough. I need to

make 2 pies today. We're gonna make a

chicken pie and a mixed berry

chai pie. So we're gonna

put some salt in.

I bought a bag of mixed berries. It's got

strawberries, blueberries, cherries,

raspberries.

No, we don't need yeast to make a pie

pastry. Okay, next,

get the butter.

Oh my God, why doesn't that open?

Half a stick of butter,

and then you want to cut it into blocks

like this.

And then put the butter in the flour.

Why don't you wash your hands? Because

it's going to be cooked. Any bacteria

that's on my hand will get cooked, and

there's no bacteria on my hand. It's just

like very,

very undangerous bacteria.

Maybe that's why I keep getting diarrhea.

There's nothing on my hands that's gonna

be bad for you.

Although my girlfriend did have diarrhea

last night. I had diarrhea

this morning, but we didn't eat the same

thing. She had crab and I had my beef stew

that I made before.

I think I'm like a pastry master now.

I've made it so many times.

I don't know why I keep getting diarrhea

when I eat my own cooking, because my beef

stew was just potato, carrots, and onions

and beef, and that was it. So how—

what am I gonna get diarrhea from?

Next time I could make that stew and put

What are all the jobs you have had? My

first job, I was a paper delivery boy on

my bicycle, and then I worked in a kitchen

washing up, and then I worked in an office

doing office duties, and then I worked in

a Japanese convenience store, and then I

worked in a petrol station. But in total,

I don't think I've worked more than 3

years in my whole life. I worked about 1

year at the kitchen. I did the paper job

for about 2 weeks. I did the office job

for about 5 months. Convenience store

about 3 months. And then the petrol

station about 9 months. So it's like 2

years and a half. It's pretty good. My

whole life I've only ever worked 2.5

years.

Sometimes I feel like I'm lucky.

I wonder if I'll ever have to get a job

I think I'd rather literally do anything

but get a job.

I've only got 30 years left until I die,

so it's not that long left,

and then I'm out of here, as the Americans

Finished. Life completed.

No pension? I don't need a pension. I have

my dividend stocks and my YouTube backlog

of videos making passive income,

and I have my family home.

Why wait 30 years? Because I don't want to

die. I actually enjoy, like, living life.

Sometimes it's boring.

Sometimes it's pleasurable, like when I

eat my pie, or I play Diablo

4, or I get an ace kill on Rainbow Six

with only my knife.

I don't know why you'd want to die.

Ah, my legs hurt.

Okay, now we go put the water— oh,

this cardboard is gonna make it so much

easier.

A bit worried about the mic, it's wobbling

a lot.

If your mother remarries, you really think

she's gonna get married again at 65 or

something? At that age, people don't care

about marriage. They just want to find

someone to keep them company and do stuff

with. Getting married You only

do that when you're young and you want to

make a family and you want some

guarantees.

Women only want to get married because

they want to like lock in a future, and

they feel like if the man doesn't want to

get married, then he's just wasting my

time because he's not serious.

Women just want a way to lock in a man,

or feel like they've locked in a man.

That's basically the whole point of it.

When you're 60 or 70, you don't really

care anymore.

Why don't I have kids? Because my sperm

doesn't work.

Otherwise I'd have— if it actually

worked back in October,

I would have a 3-month-old baby right now.

If I was a normal guy,

that would be wild if I had a baby. Do you

think anything would be different? I'd

just like chuck the baby in the bedroom

and I'd be doing the same thing I'm doing

now, apart from there'd be like a crying

baby.

Why do babies cry so much? Just give them

some food and then they'll stop crying,

or they need a cuddle or something.

Why is it so sticky? I put too much water

again. I don't have more flour to unstick

it. Oh no, if I don't have any more flour,

how am I gonna roll it? I've only got

tempura batter flour. Would that work?

Okay,

it's enough.

Oh my God, it's sticking to the cardboard.

Oh crap,

there's no

flour left. Oh, there's some left.

I have to use a tempura frying flour.

I put too much water. Oh.

I think it's the same. It's just flour,

isn't it?

Okay,

that's better.

I just need to put some folds in it.

Okay, and then we put it in

the freezer— no, the fridge.

Have you seen one of these before? It's

better than cling film because it doesn't

get stuck to the roll. It's like

a hairnet.

See? Easy.

Okay.

Okay, next we make the filling. We've got

chicken breast.

And peas, and maybe some onions would be

Watch this. Who knows the Japanese game

called kendama? You might know

what I'm gonna do with this. Watch.

Ah,

I can't— it won't go on the end of it.

Yeah, that's how

you do it, kendama.

Mmm, smells like onion.

Okay, to make the chicken filling for

the pie— crap,

I got water all over the dough area.

The onions.

Chop the onions into chunks like

so.

And then— oh,

my eyes burning.

Oh my God.

Hmm.

Oh, I know.

We'll have to go into the kitchen in a

When am I going to Japan? Uh, maybe next

year, September or July. Depends how

fast I can get the money. If I can get the

money faster by— hopefully my views go up,

then maybe I can go in June or July. If

not, then I have to save up for longer.

Here we got frozen chicken breast,

fresh out of the freezer. Cut that into,

I'd say, square-shaped chunks.

Oh,

and I also got some carbonara spaghetti

sauce to make the cream, the cream base.

Actually, I might not use all of this.

It's quite a lot of chicken already.

That seems like a lot of chicken. I could

save the rest.

I got this carbonara, but Alfredo's.

Will I still be paying rent for your

girlfriend when you leave? I hope not.

You know, she actually asked me to pay for

the rent when I was in Japan. I said no.

I said I can't afford to pay hotels and

the rent. Oh crap.

Should I bring the camera into the

What else do I need to do?

Oh my God, there's no time to move the

camera, it's burning.

Oh, it's nearly done.

Um, yeah, I need to buy a Christmas

present as well for my girlfriend soon.

She got a tree. She said she wants to

exchange gifts, but I have no idea

what to get her. Should get her cake

from 7-Eleven.

Okay, next I need to roll out the dough.

So busy.

Oh crap.

Tastes pretty good.

Maybe a bit more salt. Don't get her

blueberry cheesecake again. That's what I

got her for Was it Valentine's Day?

Didn't I get her anything last Christmas?

No, I didn't. Or for her birthday?

Either I get a cake or I

make a cake.

I hate buying presents. I never know what

I think the filling's done. Look.

Looks pretty good.

Okay, now we have to blind bake the pastry

bottom.

That's a bit too much flour.

Are you the best man at your sister's

wedding? I don't know if she's even doing

a best man thing. Isn't that like an

American thing?

Imagine I'm not the best man, but then if

I was the best man, I'd feel weird about

it, like I have responsibility. What does

the best man even do?

Okay, so we need to roll out this Dough.

A speech? I'm not doing a speech. Imagine

me getting up in front of the whole

church. What would I say? Hello,

I'm Daniel, Sabrina's sister— I mean,

Sabrina's brother. We are

gathered here today to celebrate the

holy matrimony Of my

dearly beloved sister who

wouldn't let me livestream today because

she's a— Imagine

she lets me livestream the wedding.

How many viewers do you think I get?

Maybe 100.

Sabrina, please can I livestream your

Roll out the dough.

I should actually cut this in half,

otherwise we'll get a massive piece of

That's too small. I think I don't have

enough dough for 2 pies. Maybe I

just make one.

Best men are the grooms. What?

Yeah, that— oh yeah, her boyfriend would

choose the best man to be like one of his

friends, wouldn't he? And then my sister

would choose the best woman. Why are these

black bits getting stuck in the door?

That means I'm the only lord left. The

only true lord. My mum's not really a true

lord. She's only lord by name, not by

blood. I am lord by name and

blood. The one true lord.

My name is so stupid.

Lord of the Manor.

Okay, put the base in.

Yeah, I've got lord cousins, but they're

just cousins, not actual family.

I've got an older cousin, he's got 2 kids

now. I've got another

cousin, she's a woman, she's got some kids

too. The kids must be like 5 years old

now.

I've got 7, I think 7 cousins.

One of them also was trying to pass a

driving test, but they couldn't do it

because they would get anxious. He had too

much anxiety. He could drive, but every

time he took the test, he would get so

nervous he would do something silly and

then fail. His mum came

to my house and she was Like encouraging

me. And then I passed my test

and she said congratulations. Okay, so

that's the pie bottom.

Now we need to cook this for 20 minutes,

I think.

And I've got this other cousin, he's half

French and he's really athletic. He's

really into cycling and sports.

He's very different to the other lords.

He's like not a beta.

I used to be good friends with him when we

were kids.

We used to play video games together, and

then he became a Chad.

Okay, so that's how you do the base.

Going to put that in the air fryer.

Okay. Oh my God,

why is making a pie so much work?

How old are you? I'm 30. 4. I'll be 35

next March.

Okay, so we've got this one. I've actually

still got some of the pre-made dough, so I

could use that for the lid and then use

this one for the berry pie.

Not sure, I might have to use some

pre-made dough. This might make one more

bottom and one top.

Life update. No,

I'm not leaving for

Christmas. I'm leaving next April.

My girlfriend keeps saying, let's go, do

you want to go to Japan for Christmas? Or

let's go to Taiwan or Hong Kong or

someplace. And I keep saying no because I

spent a lot of money to get the visa here.

Why would I leave when I got the visa?

You know, the school costs $1,000, but

then I have to go to immigration every 90

days, and then I have to pay $100 every

time. So I've been to immigration about 4

times. Each time I had to pay them $100.

For the documentation service.

So it's like $1,500, plus I had to go to

school every day.

It was so much work and money to get the

visa. I'm not just gonna leave Thailand

for a few weeks. I said no,

I got the visa, means we have to stay in

Thailand. And then we can go traveling

next year.

She thinks I'm bored in Thailand and I

want to go to Japan. I do, but everything

has to have timing. I'll go to Japan next

year when I don't have a visa anymore.

And also, I don't want to— I leave the

country and then re-enter, and then they

question me. They'll be

like, oh, are you really studying Thai?

Then they'll try and test me.

Yeah, go to immigration again next week.

So boring. You can go to— it takes up the

whole day. By the time we're finished,

it's like 5 or 6 PM. We go in the morning,

go to the school, pick up the documents.

It takes about 40, 30 or 40 minutes

to drive to the school. Then we've got to

get documents and then get back in the

car, drive to immigration. It takes like

an hour to get to immigration because I'm

here, the school is down, and then

immigration is like up there. So we got to

drive down, drive up. It'll take an hour

and a half to 2 hours to do all the

driving. Then we get there and then we,

we get a number. Then we got to sit there

waiting for the number to be called. It

takes like half an hour to an hour. And

then if you're unlucky and your number's

not called by midday, they, they close

everything to go for lunch. And then you

got to wait 1 hour until 1 PM until they

reopen everything.

So I might finish at like 2 PM.

No one's recognized me at immigration. I

got— I got recognized twice at Japanese

immigration before my girlfriend found out

about my channel. I used to get really

nervous going to immigration because

that's where all the foreigners are, and

if I'm gonna get recognized by anyone, it

would be by foreigners. And the highest

concentration of foreigners are at

immigration. So I used to worry all the

time. But I didn't get recognized once in

Thailand. Every time we walked past white

people, I would look away and pretend to

scratch my head like, like that, because I

was scared they would recognize me. And

then my cover would be blown. But luckily

I'm not that famous.

Because that would really screw me up if

people just recognized me on the street.

It has happened a few times.

It happened in Japan this year when I was

leaving the hotel. This guy saw me, he

said, I know you, you're the Alone in My

Room guy. I think people

mostly recognize me from Elvis the Alien's

You want to buy my channel? Well, the

channel currently makes about $10K a year,

and probably in a couple years it's

probably gonna make $2K less each year.

So in like 5 years' time, I This channel's

only gonna be making 4K probably.

It's like buying a stock that keeps going

down in value.

If you could short a channel, then you'd

make money shorting mine. I wish you could

invest in a YouTube channel. I know you

can donate, but when you donate, you don't

get the money back.

We're nearly done. I just need to cook the

bottom part of the pie and then put in the

filling, then put the lid on, put it back

in, then it's finished. What about egg

wash? Milk wash goes on sweet pie.

Yeah, we could do egg wash. I bought a

special brush for cooking.

Look,

special egg brush. What pie?

I'm making chicken cream pie— I mean

creamy chicken pie. Then I'm also— I might

make a second pie as well, mixed berries.

Maybe that's too many pies.

Yeah, I got paintbrush hair in my last pie

because the paintbrush bristles started

falling out.

You're supposed to talk up the channel.

This channel is dead. This channel's

doomed. Maybe I can get 200 viewers again.

I got 120 viewers again last stream, so So

if something actually interesting happens,

maybe I can get 200 again. But it's gotta

be really interesting, like kicked out,

my girlfriend's yelling at me on the

I think a little bit longer, then it's

done. What was special about the last

stream? I don't know, it's the same title

I used today, just, hey guys, I'm chatting

about life, and then I got the highest

number of viewers I got in the whole year.

Yeah, 100. No, I had more in Japan. I had

like, I had 140 in Japan when I was doing

the cycling.

I don't know why the other title did so

well. It's funny that really boring title

did so much better than my clickbait

titles, all the why I hate my wife and

my ex-wife is mad at me, that kind of

stuff. That was only getting about 70

viewers. Maybe the clickbait is overdone

now.

Which country's food is your favorite?

The UK. Pot noodle pies,

fish and chips. Bacon sandwich.

The UK has the best food. Is pie

British food? Like, chicken pie is like

British food, isn't it? Pie is a very

European food. They don't have it in Asia.

I don't know why Asian people don't like

pies. You never see it

unless you go to like a special shop.

They, they like wet gloopy stuff.

They don't like dry flaky puffy stuff.

Oh, do you remember the Frey Bentos pie I

got? When was that? Was it in Japan?

I got that Frey Bentos pie in a can. I

couldn't open it because it didn't have a

ring pull and I didn't have a can opener,

so I was stabbing the lid with a knife.

That was funny.

I think my best content is all the food

stuff. I know people like the drama and

like the relatable, vulnerable storytime

stuff, but I honestly like the cooking

food stuff the most. That's what

I like doing. I don't know why I like food

so much. I like messing around with it.

It's not bland, it's savory and

wholesome, but without all the spiciness

and weirdness to gross you out.

It's got none of the horribleness of

certain cuisines like crab

guts and disgusting tentacles and

spiciness. It's just nice food that's

pleasant Tastes good. You can eat it