I went back to my childhood home

Yeah, this is pretty shaky. Is it

really shaky?

I can't tell. I need to look on my phone.

How shaky is this?

Yeah, that's pretty shaky.

30 miles per hour.

Was I actually streaming the whole way?

Oh, that's my nose. Don't look up my nose.

Did you see the dog?

Whoa! Oh, this is the motorway.

So the motorway is here.

Oh wow, it looks so pretty. It's all

green.

Look how awesome the nature is next to

your house. And you want to leave? Well,

yeah, I can't get any girls here, so you

gotta go where the ladies are,

unfortunately. Although the place looks

nice, there's like nothing here,

and English girls don't like me because

I'm Asian and they're racist. I mean,

in an ideal world, I could just find a

girlfriend here and I wouldn't have to go

all around the world. But unfortunately,

life's not that easy. I thought you had 2

girls. Yeah, but they were both ugly. One

was a cripple.

Horse is getting scared.

Look at the horse, it looks like a cow.

I keep losing connection on these roads.

Stupid Kent. Oh, this is

the school! This is the school me

and Chris went to.

Look, it's St. Valens School.

Look, this is where me and Chris went to

school, guys. You seeing this? Look, this

is Sutton Balance. Me and Chris Broad used

to go to this school. Can you believe

that? 25 years ago? No,

yeah, 25 years ago, me and Chris were

educated here. This is so funny.

Okay, let's go into Sutton Valence Village

and I'll take you to my house. No, I don't

want to go up to the entrance. Feels

weird. It really doesn't look very

different. We still got that little garage

over there too. It's so funny, 25 years

and almost nothing has changed apart

from, you know, we got smartphones,

battery-powered bikes,

internet. I think this

road is pretty good for connection. It's

just when I go into the village and in the

country lanes, it really drops. Sutton

Valence. Show this to Chris Broad, it

might bring back his memories of us

being best friends, and then he'll let me

on Trash Taste. 40 kilometers per hour.

45.

45 kilometers.

50 kilometers per hour.

50 kilometers

per hour.

Whoa.

That was fast.

That was fast.

Oh my God, we gotta do that again.

I think I nearly hit 54 kilometers per

hour. Oh my God,

that's my old house.

Take a picture.

Take a picture.

That's my old house over there.

I didn't think I was right here. You

stalking your ex's house? No, this is

where I used to live when I was a kid.

This is where my best friend Ricky lived

too. Chris knows him.

Wow, that's my house. That's where I grew

up for 11 years. Let me just soak it in

for a minute. Look, that's my mum and

dad's bedroom.

That's my house.

I used to live here.

Last time I was here, my dad was alive.

I used to play on this tree. I used to

climb this tree when I was a kid. Can you

even hear me?

It's so quiet. I can't believe I lived

here. Some things are exactly

the same, like the brick wall. I remember

my dad building that. Those white gates,

I remember this buddy from school came

around and then stuck chewing gum on it.

I wonder if it's still there. I think

Ricky's parents still live there,

actually.

It is so weird how Everything feels

different when you were a kid. Like, when

you're a kid, all the places you grew up

in felt so big and scary and mysterious,

and then you come back to it and it's

like, oh, it's just the house and the

road, isn't it? But some things are

exactly the same, like the windows and the

door and the roof. So this is where me and

my sister and my neighbors used to play on

this green bit. We used to call it the

green. We used to play under this bush.

Oh, there's a dog. There's a scary dog.

He's staring at me.

And then we used to climb this tree as

well. Look at this tree.

See that tree?

Me and my sister used to climb it.

Oh, he's doing a reverse parallel.

Impressive,

impressive. Bit wide. Oh no, he got it in.

Impressive skills. Um,

feel a bit weird, like I'm creeping. So,

so then every day my mum would take me and

my sister to school up this road.

Oh look, there's the village up ahead.

Wow, it's so weird.

That was my house for 11 years.

That used to be my entire life. Just down

there. And then you come back

to it as an adult and it just doesn't

really seem that amazing like you have in

your memory. Okay, well, we came— what

I want— we did what I came for. 40

kilometers per hour! 40 kilometers

per hour!

I'm in the middle of the road. This is not

good.

All right,

ready to stop.

Brace.

Stopping.

Stopping.

Stopped. If you take the second exit on

this roundabout, you get up to the M20.

That is the motorway up there.

Who knows

the songs? My favorite.

Bum bum bum bum bum bum ba dum bum. Ba dum

bum bum ba dum bum bum.

Why is this car waiting for me? You can go

if you want. I'm only going 15 miles per

hour.

Okay, back home. Hello,

Magpie.

Oh my God, oh my God,

oh my God.

4 hours of cyclage.

Oh, I've got a headache.

Headache.

So if I was doing Uber Eats for 4 hours,

how much do you think I would make?

Probably more than I made from this

stream. I think I got one, one Twitch sub,

which is like $1.50.

Not profitable, is it?