Update On My 'Problem'

Who likes the thumbnail?

I look

so weird. For some reason,

I look like a skinny Asian James Avery

from Fresh Prince. That's, that's the

image I got when I saw it. How about you?

Imagine I actually look like that. Maybe I

would be more popular with women if I look

like that, because I have to say, the

original picture, I look like a massive

loser kind of dork. And then I put

the bald thing on there. In a way, it does

look not bad. I should

put that as my Tinder profile.

Sarah Rider, Harley-Davidson. As well.

You look more masculine. Yeah, it's funny

how less hair, less hair on

top and more hair on the bottom probably

makes you look more Manchester. I mean,

more, more masculine,

because I saw that comment just now. How

is Scamchester? It's okay,

it's not bad. I got told

off at the reception. I'll tell you why

in a minute. Bit embarrassing.

Is he really balding? Yep, soon.

Maybe in a few years it'll actually be

real. A lot of my hair is falling out. I

don't know how come so much of my hair

falls out when I have a shower, but I'm

not going bald. Where's it all coming

from? The longer I don't have a shower

for, the more hair comes out when I'm

rinsing it and drying it.

Don't understand where's all this hair

I didn't realize how much hair was coming

out when I was back home. My sister told

me that I left a lot of hair around. I

didn't really notice because I don't put

my glasses on and squat down on the floor

to inspect how much hair, because I have

my glasses off when I come out the shower.

I didn't realize there was like carpet of

my hair. I noticed it here because it's

pretty obvious, because you can see it

everywhere. And this place is pretty well

lit, so it's easier to see everything,

especially in the bathtub.

You can see all the hair. I washed it away

already. Yeah, I went downstairs because I

had to go food shopping today, and then I

hear this big loud voice, Mr. Lord! I was

shitting myself. What could it be?

Because they've never, they've never

called me over to the reception. I walked

past and they

said they found out about my fire alarm,

and then they, they warned me about how

I'm not allowed to take down the fire

alarm. So then I had to explain that

there's 2 fire alarms because you see the

one up here. I already explained this ages

ago when I streamed. I said that's,

that's the fire alarm, and then there's a

second one there that the landlord put in.

I already talked about it when I first

moved in, first day, because it was

beeping. So I went straight back down on

my first day here and I asked him about

it. And then one of the guys came up here

with me to check it out, and he said, oh,

that's not our fire alarm. Our one is,

is that one attached to the ceiling. He

said, that must be one your landlord

installed. So I took it down, and I just

left it in, in the window bit for

like 2 months. So I took it down, he, he

took care of it for me, so it's gone now.

Finally, no beeping. But it's a

bit scary. It means he's— he knows

about my streams and my YouTubes.

He said he saw it on one of my live

streams. I don't know which one. Probably

when, when I picked it up and

I showed you it was out in the window. I

don't know who grassed me up.

So I had to tell them that, yeah, I do

streams and there's a lot of annoying

stupid trolls that follow me.

A bit awkward, but what can you do when

you're a famous YouTuber like me?

Just got to keep, keep aware of the fact

that they could be watching anything I

do during the stream, so better not do

anything weird. I don't know, what would I

do weird that could get me in trouble that

I might accidentally show on the stream?

As long as I don't damage the place,

which I wasn't going to damage it anyway,

then you know I'm not doing anything

wrong. Not doing anything illegal.

Yeah, the whole Conservative Party

conference thing's over. Everything's gone

so quick. The snipers are gone, but all

the barricades are gone. They took

everything away. All of

the police checks are gone. Oh,

thanks, Oliver. You should look up Pionex.

Don't really like the idea of trading

bots. What if something goes wrong and

then makes me lose like 10,000? I can lose

10,000 all by myself.

Yeah,

I gotta make dinner. I got catfished

again, by the way. I don't know if she's

really a catfish or ghost. I mean, or if

she ghosted me, or a troll, or maybe she

just changed her mind. But I was chatting

to this Scottish girl who lives in

Manchester, and she said, let's meet on

Monday— no, Tuesday. So Tuesday comes,

and then she says, oh, sorry, I got an

extra shift at work, let's meet tomorrow.

And then Wednesday comes, and then I said,

what time are we meeting today? And she

just left me on read.

So another disappointment.

In Manchester.

Yeah, maybe I, I shouldn't do that weed

thing. What if he watches and I get in

trouble? Is it illegal to do weed in your

building? I'm sure I could smell people on

the elevator. I could smell weed, so

someone obviously does it. I don't know if

it— if getting me in trouble. I don't

think I'd film anyway, cuz what if I go

crazy going high and I like strip off

naked, not realizing it's real and

not realizing that I'm not dreaming? What

if I'm like, oh, I'm going to get naked on

the stream, and then I get banned on

YouTube? Doesn't seem like a good idea.

Losing control of your mind doesn't sound

great on a live stream. Imagine we

got high and we streamed it, and then we

started effing completely not

realizing we're streaming and we get

banned. Jesus, that would be crazy.

How long do you think we could be effing

on stream before we get banned? Do you

think it would be instant? I remember I

got banned during one stream back in 2018,

after— slightly before I got married.

What was it about? I think I accidentally

showed hentai Oh yeah, I remember.

You know, back then I was doing

translating on Fiverr. I was translating

hentai. Someone sent me a Super Chat

asking what kind of hentai do I translate,

and I was like, oh, I'll just show it to

you. And then I got a 3-day, 3-month

suspension. Got a strike.

That was quick.

Damn, that was really stupid. Why did I

show a page of hentai on a stream?

Didn't realize YouTube was so strict back

The good old days. Yeah, the trolls and

the haters were probably clicking the

report button straight away as soon as I

showed it. And I think it was probably

like, uh, I can't imagine it being a real

person who who responded to the flagging

and then gave me the strike. Seems like it

would have been a bot at that speed.

Smoking with a girl can be awkward.

Why?

I think it would be less awkward because

it would be something to do. Not having

anything to do and not having anything to

talk about, that's awkward. What do you

say then? Can I

get white girls in the UK? I can't get any

girls. I can get a few matches and then we

chat for a bit and then I get bored

chatting and I stop replying. Then they

unmatch me because they think I don't— I'm

not interested. Which reminds

me, I'm supposed to be replying to this

other woman I matched. I haven't replied

to her in like 4 days. It's just boring

chatting to people. I can't be bothered.

What do you like? I like this. What are

your hobbies? What did you do on Saturday?

What's your favorite food? Can't we just

meet up already and see if we like each

other? God,

every time you ask to meet up, they're

like, oh, I want to talk a bit more.

And none of them ever, ever want to meet

up, and then they end up unmatching me

because they get bored chatting.

It's just kind of boring. I don't know

what to talk about. I talked about the

same things over and over again, but with

different multiple women. It's just like

repeating myself over and over, like my

live streams, I guess.

Daniel has cancer. Yeah, next I'm gonna

fake having cancer, see if that gets

views. What if— the thing I'm scared of,

a lot of things I faked ended up coming

true. What if I fake having cancer, then I

actually get it? That would be scary.

That's kind of why I'm not willing to do

it, because I've got this weird Weird

history of things coming true after I fake

Can't get any girls, not famous

enough anymore.

You'll get permabanned. Yeah, like that

JayStation guy, he really took it too far

with the whole faking itself. He faked his

girlfriend. Getting killed, remember? I

didn't know you could get banned for

faking stuff. I mean, why can't you just

make up like a fictional story? What's the

Why can't we have like an acting— acted

out scripted videos that involve

people dying? Seems kind of silly to ban

him just for faking stuff. I mean, who

I really don't understand why JayStation

got banned.

Normal people don't need to put in extreme

amount of effort to meet girls. Yeah, I

know. This is why— that's one of the

things that annoys me. Just like you

everyday Jimbo Jones,

bog-standard normal guy, probably meets

like loads of women all the time, every

week, every day. Got friends, they go to

parties, they hang out and meet new

people, and then it just like spirals

out from there.

Most people don't live like I do, in

complete solitude. I mean, that girl that

I met, she actually invited me to some

music gig with her friends, and I

instantly said no. It's just the idea of

it freaks me out.

It's just scary.

The problem is I'm not really interested

in meeting people and hanging out with

people. The problem is the best way to get

what I want would be through meeting

people and hanging out with people. It's

just I'd rather stay at home and play New

It's so difficult because I'm

doing what I want to do already. It's just

by doing that, it prevents me from doing

other things I want to do.

I didn't miss your Super Chat, Oliver.

You said smoking is awkward or something

with a girl, and they said no, it's Not.

I did read it. He said smoking with a girl

is awkward. I said I don't think it would

be.

Yeah, if you want drama, then check out

bloody Nikocado Avocado. He, he's like me

but times 1,000. The whole trolling and

the fakery is just hilarious. I watched a

few of his videos and they're pretty

funny. His response to Moist Critical, he

was like, who is this? Who is

this horrible little man? It's so funny

the way he's purposely trying to trigger

everyone by being as annoying as fuck.

He's doing it all on purpose, like the

weird noises and the funny weird faces he

makes and the weird movements. He knows

it triggers people. It's funny. I don't

know how people actually hate him.

Well, check out that Charles Veitch guy.

He does the stuff that people keep telling

me to do. He goes out on the street and he

pisses people off and tells them to go

fuck themselves, and he gets in the faces

of people and provokes

them and laughs at them. Still, he doesn't

get many more views than I get,

which proves my point, um, that I

was right and everyone else was wrong.

See, I could have done exactly what

Charles is doing and then not

going mega viral or anything. Not that I

could do it. Yeah, there's no way I

could do what he does, but people keep

saying that's what I should be doing. To

be more entertaining. And then you look at

Charles's channel and it's not like it's

booming much more than mine,

so I wouldn't do it.

It's quite funny that he goes up to these

protesters and like these Save the Badger

people and anti-vax people and tries to

annoy them. He's also

6 foot 2. Yeah, if I was like 6 foot 2

giant, I'd probably be less scared of the

world. I wonder if it would really change

the way you think if you were just a bit

taller.

You look like Simon. Who, Simon and

Martina Simon? Haha, yeah.

Having— I'm having— I should make some

fake video again soon. Like, I'm having a

spiritual awakening, guys. My ego is

shedding.

Don't know, I feel like doing

some kind of fake video soon.

I kind of liked last year when I I put a

bit of effort into getting a costume and

doing the spiritual awakening thing. It

was pretty funny. Don't really know what

else I could do. I'm becoming a Buddhist

monk and then get the orange robes.

I quite like my new video setup with the

mirror. I thought it looks quite

interesting.

Okay, I've got to make Dinner.

Getting a bit bored of New World, to be

honest. Don't know if anyone else is

playing it. I got to level 41 now and it's

just really repetitive. I can't find a

group for dungeons, which is what I want

to do because there's so many DPS and I

don't want to tank, I don't want to heal.

I keep running out of the blue magic thing

that you need to do fast travel, so I

can't fast travel everywhere. I've got to

run like 5 km all the time. I don't know,

Oh, I know how to get more of it. It's

just a pain in the neck. You gotta do

grinding and quests, and you get a tiny

bit of Azoth, which is what it's called.

And it's like 100 Azoth to do fast travel,

and then you gotta spend ages grinding it

back up, or just run like 5

kilometers. It takes ages to get anywhere

now. I felt so addicted to it, and now I'm

just kind of bored. You can do these same

repetitive quests that your faction leader

gives out And it's always the same, it

just sends you to the same area. Kill 10

of these, collect 5 chests. And then

there's the main story quest, which I

can't do because now it's a dungeon. I

can't be bothered standing around the

dungeon entrance for hours looking for a

group.

I tried a bit of the PvP, but there's all

these level 60s around, you don't stand a

chance. There's no point trying to PvP at

level 41. You just get destroyed by

everyone. And yeah,

it's just annoying getting around the map

because you have to spend all that Azoth

crystal stuff, and I keep running out of

it, and then I keep getting stuck.

And, uh, yeah, it's just really, really

repetitive. I've grinded all

the weapons to a pretty decent level, so

none of the weapons feel exciting or new

anymore. It's just a bit boring. I've— I

think I played it how long? When did I get

it? Was it Monday? I played it 5 days

straight, every day. I think I'll probably

put 300 hours into it now.

I don't know how people get to level 60

already. I've been playing every day, all

day long since

it was released. These people at level 60

already, crazy. They must be playing way

What is my body weight? It's probably

about 49 or 50 kg,

probably 48 now.

Probably using Discord. Yeah, they

probably have like a pro player guild from

World of Warcraft or some other game.

They all moved to New World together,

which is what I used to do when I was a

kid. We'd all stay in the same guild and

then we'd go from one game to another game

as like a professional PvP guild.

Have a website as well. These days I

guess people use Discord. Back in my day

we had TeamSpeak and Ventrilo, and yeah,

they would set up their own website for

the guild instead of having Discord. It

didn't have Discord back then.

It used to really scare me when people

were like, we, we need you to be on

ventrilo. I used to really feel nervous

having to hear people's voices because I

just kind of saw them as their characters,

as like an orc or a tauren. And then when

you hear their voices, it reminds you

that, oh wait, they're actually humans.

They're not, they're not orcs. They're

real people, mostly kids.

And then some of them would meet up in

real life, and it was like 50-year-old guy

and, and a young guy in his 20s. I was in

this guild, raiding guild in World of

Warcraft, and they had a meetup somewhere

in England, and they took a photo

together, and it was like 3 middle-aged

old guys and that one young looking guy is

Funny. Can't imagine growing to one of

So I went shopping today. My shopping bill

today was £16, I think.

I just get the same stuff now. I got

Something new though for dinner. Gonna

make chili con carne. I got chopped

tomatoes, 30p.

Taco beans,

about 50p. Got some onions,

30p. I'm like that guy now, that Atomic

Shrimp guy, buying food Cheap

food.

Got this tapper's ham.

Are you gonna cut them with scissors?

Yeah, probably. I could use

Someone sent me a knife. It's kind of

weird.

I refuse to use it out of spite.

The chili powder— I don't have any. I got

chicken stock. Does it— does chili

con carne need chili powder? I guess it's

not going to be chili con carne, it's

going to be like a bolognese. It's more

like Uh, it's the same thing.

This is— this has like mixed spicy sauce,

so maybe that will taste like chili.

Chili con carne without the chili. What

does con carne mean anyway? I guess it's

Spanish.

Spanish.

Oh wait, first we need to make the rice.

I make the rice first.

Con means with. What does carny mean?

You look less Asian when you're bald. For

some reason I think I look black but

without the black skin. Do you know what I

mean? I look like a very light-skinned

black guy, don't you think? Really weird,

half-Asian people. Depending on the

hairstyle they look either less Asian or

more Asian. I have a very Asian-looking

hairstyle because I was inspired,

influenced by anime in Japan from a young

age. I never had a Western— last time I

had a Western hairstyle, I was probably 15

years old, and then since then I got into

anime, never went

back. And never got girlfriend

in my own country, probably because of

that. I just really liked

the kind of Death Note style floppy

longish hairstyle that almost every single

Japanese guy has. And then when you just

have that same hairstyle for decades,

cutting it short is scary, I guess.

Western guys have like shaved sides and

long on the top,

or just really short without a fringe.

It's very scary. One day, you know, I

would like to experiment, just shave it

all off, see what I would actually look

like. But then you gotta wait for months

for it to grow back. I just would

hate the way I look.

Where are my scissors?

Oh no, I forgot. I opened

the shorts on NASDAQ on a bit of a risky

place. Yes!

£20! Fucking day trading genius. Jesus

Christ, I, I did good technical analysis

on that. £20, I'm gonna take that.

Oh, I just got a massive hit of dopamine

or whatever it is. Endorphins. Oh, it

feels so good. £20.

Look how I did it. So I,

I drew this trend line here and I saw

NASDAQ kept trying to bounce above it,

kept getting rejected over and over. And

then last time it went up there, I entered

a short here. Look at where I entered it,

right there. And now it's down there. I'm

gonna sell because, you know, my other

shorts are not doing too great. Stupid

Nasdaq bounce hard. I'm setting that.

Twenty pounds.

Now I just need to win back my two hundred

pound loss. Oh,

oh, that was scary.

I was expecting the market to tank hard

today because the farm roll earnings thing

report got released and they had way lower

jobs. I mean, they had way higher

unemployment than they expected, but the

NASDAQ didn't really— well, it spiked

up and then it started coming down.

Hopefully it comes down more. Come on,

when's it gonna crash? Fucking stock

market.

Also made a 16% gain on my Ford trade.

I sold half of it. Can't believe it. Ford

of all things. Last year if you told me,

Daniel, why don't you buy Ford, I would

have said, why would I buy Ford? It's a

real boring company.

It's not like they're new and up and

coming. I got a 16% gain.

Ford. Who would have thought it?

Who would have thought it?

I made £20 using my day trading

skills.

And people say technical analysis is

bollocks. Yeah, well, I just made £20.

Don't make food? Well, it's nearly dinner

time and I'm pretty hungry,

and it's gonna take a while. We've got a

lot of food prep to do.

Dump it in Ethereum? It's nearly a new

all-time— I mean, it's nearly back at the

all-time high. I don't really want to buy

Not really anything I want to buy now. I

feel like I'm fully invested enough

Got a couple thousand on the sidelines

just in case I really want to buy

something, but not really anything

catching my eye. I love

it when it goes green. £20 winner.

Some annoying person keeps singing.

I think they're above me. So, so musical,

my neighbors. Got bloody sound music

system guy next to me with his subwoofer.

He's You got X Factor contestant

wannabe upstairs. Can't people just be

quiet? Maybe they can

hear me. I think he's singing

pretty loud.

Can you show the knife? Oh well, I guess I

mentioned it now. I wasn't gonna say, but

someone sent me this from China.

It was in my postbox.

I don't want to use it because I don't

really like people sending me stuff.

Bit annoying.

Someone sent you a pillow. Yeah, that was

ages ago. Well remembered.

Yeah, that was before my dad died. I was

gonna give it to my dad and then I ended

up taking it back to Japan, and then

Chihiro ended up using it, taking it away

from me. I was gonna use it for myself and

then she took it. She always just takes

stuff. I bought those AirPods,

Apple AirPods, remember, for me, and then

she just took it even though I didn't buy

it as a gift for her. But then I saw how

happy she was and how much she liked it,

and I thought, well, I guess she can have

I'm gonna cook you some chili con carne

but with no chili. Oh wait, I Oh, I have

this barbecue seasoning. That's not chili.

It's got paprika, parsley,

and onions. I thought it had chili.

No chili.

How come you don't talk about such things

like people sending you knives? Well,

I don't really want to encourage people

sending me stuff because

it's kind of weird.

Weird.

Oh, my day trading is not doing well

overall. I'm minus £100 from when I

started. I was at one point, I was up

£400, and then I lost it all, and then I

managed to gain it all back again, and

then I lost it all again, and then I

clawed my way back to getting half of it

back, and then I lost it all again, and

now minus £100. Now I'm just starting to

think this day trading thing is going to

Bollocks. You can win some, but you won't

be able to keep it. You'll just lose it

eventually, just like girlfriends.

You'll never have the profits forever.

One week, one day, you'll slip up

and lose everything.

I feel like quitting day trading. It's not

really working.

Every time I had like a load of shorts

open and then the stupid NASDAQ has a

rip-your-face-off rally and then my, my

shorts get wiped out.

Don't know how people make money doing it.

Might just— I want to get my money back

first, so I'll make back a couple hundred,

then I might take it all out. And then

invest it properly.

Because when you're day trading, you've

got like this pressure to be in and out of

trades within, within a day or 2,

whereas investing, you've got a longer

time frame.

It's funny because if I never got into

investing in the first place, I would have

an extra £9,000 in my bank.

But instead, I've lost £9,000, still

haven't managed to get it back.

So yeah, what a great idea. Why don't

you invest it? Stocks.

Sure.

9,000 down.

What did I invest in? I invested in these

2 stupid hype stocks in

the beginning of this year when they were

at the all-time highs,

and then they just tanked, and they're

still down. BNGO, Microvision.

They're just like downwards.

I sold them ages ago. I got Ford and

Amazon instead, you know, sensible

companies that have a future.

You lost 9K? Well, yeah, I guess so, cuz I

sold I, I locked in the loss.

I sold the shares at

a loss.

How long do you think you can support

yourself without having to get a job?

Well, I have a new idea now, and that is

my Chef Daniel channel. I want

to try and make $500— no,

$400 a month on Chef Daniel.

That should help out. I made nearly

$350 this month on Chef Daniel, so I need

a couple videos to go viral

every month. Not super viral, just like

mini, mini viral, 20K views, maybe 30K.

So I need to find stuff that's trending

and popular to talk about. I think next

month that new Battlefield game's coming

out. I can make a video about it.

It's just the other trending topics are

not really working. I tried making one

about Trisha Paytas, Nikocado, Squid Game.

They're not really going viral at all.

Oh, I forgot to put the lid on.

Okay, next we cook it for 10 minutes.

What's the time? 35 past, so 45 past

we shall check. You're late again. Do I

have to be that quick? I think I was gonna

make one about Metroid Dread, but everyone

else made reviews a couple days ago.

Other people are copying me now. There's

all these other tiny little channels

making videos like, this game sucks. You

type in Metroid Dread sucks and it's like

10 copycat channels copying me and they

get views. They've got like 1K subs, 5K

subs, and the this game sucks videos gets

like 20K views. It works.

You don't even need a viewership or an

audience. You just put this popular

trending thing sucks, and then just give a

load of stupid reasons to trigger people.

Did I buy Dread? No, it looks rubbish. I

don't want to pay £60 for some

boring-looking side-scrolling game. Looks

like it came from 2005. Looks rubbish.

Damn, I could say that, couldn't I?

I never liked Metroid. It just looks like

a really bland, basic— wow, these are

great things I could make for a video. It

just looks like a really bland, basic,

dull platformer. Oh, you got a gun and you

can jump and crouch and roll, and you

solve these puzzles using your gun. It's

just really dull. Nintendo's stuck in the

past when it comes to game ideas. They

just milk the same franchises over and

over for decades. Barely ever come up with

anything new. All their games are just

like really old games but with slightly

better visuals. Nintendo's a shit

company. I hate Nintendo.

The only Nintendo game I like is Mario

Kart because it is— it's fun and it feels

good to play and it's pretty addictive.

Just never liked Nintendo. Plus I heard

Nintendo are like copyright striking

people, so don't

know about that. Hopefully I'm safe.

It's like Nintendo were really popular in

the '90s and then they never really

evolved. Apart from rehashing

the same franchises over and over,

Metroid just looks really boring.

Oh thanks, you look sexy in your

thumbnail. If you look like that, I'd sub

to your OnlyFans. Do you think I'd be more

popular with women with that bold, bald

and beard? Look.

I don't want to look like that. I like the

way I look. It's just no one else does.

Everyone always says I look better when I

pull my hair back.

Only people in Japan like this hairstyle.

Just can't imagine it. Are they all, all

gone? My precious

My precious.

Stop wearing glasses.

But then I have to get lenses,

and then I have to keep paying for them

every month or every week. And then I

wouldn't even use them at home because why

would I bother? No one's seeing me. When

would I use the lenses when I go on one

date every 2 months?

And I had them when I was 18, and it was

such a pain having to put them in and take

them out. You had to wash them in this

solution, and then you had to wash the

solution off with another solution. And if

you didn't wash off the first solution

properly it would really sting in your

eyes. And then I kept blinking. My

eyelashes are too long, it keeps knocking

the lens out. My finger kept dropping it

on the sink, and then it would get dirty,

and then my eye would get infected, and

then, uh, my eyes would be itchy. I hated

it. Having something on your eyeball feels

horrible. So then

there's laser surgery, but that's like

£3,000. I went for a checkup once

and they, they gave me a quote how much it

would cost. They were like, £1,500 per

eye. No way.

Imagine how many CGs I could get for

£3,000.

Yeah, and then the laser might not work

for my kind of problem. I think I have

astigmatism.

Astigmatism, something like that.

Who the fuck is singing?

Shut up, do you hear?

I hate people singing. I hate it

when you go to the Arnstall where the

shopping stuff is and there's all these

people singing and busking out by the

centre. Got one group of guys playing

trumpets and bongos. Got another

woman singing some depressing Adele love

ballad.

Ugh, it just makes me feel depressed. I

don't want to hear bloody Adele or some

soppy love song. It just makes me feel

sad. Trying to go shopping, giving me

depression. Like, if you hear Titanic,

My Heart Will Go On, Doesn't it make you

feel sad and miserable?

Sometimes I feel like being deaf wouldn't

be such a bad thing.

Listen, can you hear him?

No, when I open this, the sound of the

traffic drowns it out.

Feels kind of sad now all the police have

gone. I missed having my own personal

sniper team down there. Used to check on

them every morning, see how they were

It's just funny, Boris Johnson was right

there. I tried to get a picture of him. I

was waiting for him to come out, but I

couldn't see him. Maybe he was in the

building most of the day chatting and

shaking hands and stuff.

They were my guardian angels.

Well, at least there was a bit of

excitement, wasn't it? Something

interesting.

I don't really know if anything

interesting was said at the conference. I

watched a bit of it. It's just the same

old stuff, like, we, we're so great, we

did this and we solved world famine and

the labor party sucks, haha, they're

rubbish. Politics just seems so childish.

They never talk about mistakes they've

made, they never talk about how they could

have done better, and then they keep

pointing the blame at the opposition

party, and they

keep like bragging about how great their

own party is. It's just kind of lame.

Can you imagine how refreshing it would be

if they just came out and said, yeah, we

could have handled this situation better,

and actually the Labour Party did really

well with this? I just can't imagine it.

It's like a bunch of children running

the country.

Oh, there was one funny guy today.

It even made me crack a smile. I was

walking down that road to go shopping.

This bald guy in a convertible open roof

car was driving down the road and he was

playing, you know, that, that horror movie

violin sound that, that you hear

in horror movies. He was playing that.

Full blast, and he had these funny sound

effects as well. Crazy.

It was so funny, I couldn't help but crack

a smile. And you know me, I'm like dead

inside all the way, always. My face just

couldn't stop laughing. Some people are

funny. I just can't imagine doing that.

What, what if you just had porn on, on

your speaker going down the road in your

This is funny, that, that scary violin

sound like you're about to get murdered.

It's been 10 minutes, 1 minute

to go.

If I had the guts to do stuff like that,

what would I do? Go around playing. Oh,

someone was playing the Russian anthem on

Charles videos when he was outside

laughing at people. You can hear the

Russian anthem in the background. Don't

know where that was coming from.

Do do do do do do

do do. Perfect rice.

Look at that rice soup.

Okay, now I need to take the rice out

because we need to cook the no chili

tonkotsu inside of it.

Let it cool down a little bit.

Fluff it out. Show my skincare

routine. So I tried doing a skincare

routine and it doesn't make any

difference, just how I expected. I still

got more pimples now. Even after getting

exfoliator and a scrub, and I got this

spot treatment cream thing,

it doesn't make any difference. I still

got a load of pimples around my lip. I can

feel a big one developing again. So maybe

it's not even the hule. I thought cutting

out the hule would improve things, and it

did a little bit.

Wash your pillowcase? I try and wash the

bedsheets maybe once a week.

Do I own bank stocks? I had $2,000 in JP

Morgan. I sold recently, so I had a— I had

a 7 or 8% gain. I sold JP Morgan

at $160. $177. Now it's at $170. Should

have hold it, held it.

It's funny, the stuff I sell ends up going

up more. The stuff I don't sell ends up

tanking.

You're not good at trading.

Well, I don't know. How, how do you know

what's going to go up and stay up and

what's going to go up and come straight

So I'm taking a risk by holding on to

Ford, hoping it stays up. Why can't

things go up and stay up? Goes up 20%,

comes back down 25%. What's the point?

I need to make Ideally,

I want to make like £5,000 by end of next

year, January, so that way I can say I

made all my next installment of rent from

trading if I was going to stay here. I

still haven't decided. I, I don't

know if I really want to travel. I want to

go back to Japan, maybe Greece,

but I don't know How long I'd stay in

Greece, and where would I go after Greece

if Japan's still not open? I still

don't know what to do.

Why would I stay? Because I don't know

where to go.

People saying go to Thailand, but then are

they really open? How long can I stay?

What if I don't like it?

Thailand. Can't go to Taiwan now because

they were talking about China invading.

I saw some video, the Taiwanese Prime

Minister asking for Australia for help,

and then Taiwan was saying stuff like, if

it does come down to being invaded, we

would do anything at all costs to defend

ourselves. I feel like this is going to be

the next world war. It's just like setting

up for the next big war, isn't it? First

you got China being very anti-foreigner

and anti-outsider and bombarding their

own people with anti-West propaganda,

banning stuff like Bitcoin, crashing the

stock market, and they're making all these

really aggressive statements like We will

take back Taiwan, and if you stand in our

way, you will get smashed by a billion

Chinese people. The steel made— steel

made by the billion Chinese— some stupid

line. And Taiwan's really important

because Taiwan is where most of the

world's semiconductor chips come from,

and almost everything needs

semiconductors.

Chips. Uh, all of these different products

would just stop being made if there's

a supply chip shortage, which there

already is. And it would be even worse if

China invades.

Very scary.

I don't understand why almost all the

semiconductor chips are being made in

Taiwan. Why can't they just be made

somewhere else? What's so special about

Taiwan that they have to be made in

Taiwan? What is a semiconductor chip?

It's just like a bit of plastic with some

metal in it.

I really hope China doesn't do anything

because I want to go to Japan and have

sex. Can't they invade Taiwan

when I'm old? God, everything's trying to

ruin my life. First this stupid virus,

then my channel dying. My last resort is

being able to go to Japan. It's the only

country I can get a girlfriend.

It just seems like China is the new

Germany and Taiwan is the new Poland.

All the world are saying they've got— that

they would back up Taiwan, but would they

really risk a world war just

for Taiwan? I mean, they didn't stand up

for Hong Kong, did they? They just let

Hong Kong fall. There was no defense for

Hong Kong.

It seems like if China showed up with like

massive navy and just took Taiwan,

I just can't see the Western powers

retaliating and like attacking them, and

then the whole world war starts.

Yeah, first they take Hong Kong, then they

take Taiwan. Where do you think they're

going to take next? Take— probably take— I

don't know, Japan's safe because it's got

a massive American military base. They're

not going to launch an attack directly if

there's American military presence. But

maybe Taiwan can defend itself in like a

guerrilla war kind of way. Like

Afghanistan managed to outlast America and

Vietnam managed to beat America.

Just because the country is like a global

superpower Now, even back in the

1800s, the British got, um,

nearly got defeated by

the Boers or the Boers in South

Africa. Took them a lot of manpower

resources to finally get the Boers

under control. Maybe China won't bother.

It's just like saying it.

I just hopefully Japan is safe.

It's a shame.

Taiwan would have been nice to go back to,

but the Taiwanese girl is glad she left.

What do you mean my facts are wrong?

They're not my facts. Number one, they're

not my facts that I've come up with with

my own research. They're things I've heard

from credible, reliable people like

the BBC and Sky News.

Uh, Sir Pentson. How would they

be my facts? How would I know this stuff?

I don't live in China.

I'm just repeating what I heard.

Look at that, right? Weiss.

Um, okay, now I need to prepare my onions.

What's wrong with Sir Pencer? He lived in

China for 20 years. He was,

um, involved in all these different kinds

of companies and groups and stuff. I think

he knows what he's talking about. But what

happened to his Chinese wife? Did he leave

his wife in China or did he bring her with

him? Because after he and Lao Wai left

China, you never see their wives anymore.

And then if he's saying all this

anti-China stuff on his YouTube channel,

won't the CCP take revenge on his wife's

family unless her

whole family came with him as well?

Oh, thanks, normal. What do you mean the

rice looks disgusting? That's good-looking

rice, well cooked.

Hmm, it's actually perfectly cooked.

It's not dry, it's not too wet.

Aerate it, let the high notes hit

your nose. That's perfect

rice. Well, what am I doing?

Oh, garlic.

Garlic. I used

to struggle so much to make good rice. I

would always put too much water and then

be like porridge. Well, I put too little

water and then it would dry, get dry and

get stuck.

Now I found out how to make it perfect

every time. 10 minutes. Bring the water to

a boil, then turn down to simmer,

and then put a cloth with a lid on top for

10 minutes. Done every time. Perfect.

Voilà.

One thing I didn't like about Sir Pentz

and Aoi is they titled the China motorbike

trip, conquering northern China. It sounds

a bit weird. Why don't they just call it

exploring? They're not conquering it. If

they call it conquering, it sounds like

they're going there and they're conquering

it, killing the people and taking it over

like our beloved ancestors. What else do I

need? Apple in

my chili. Yeah, that's all I

Ah no, I touched the mouse.

Every time I touch the mouse, stupid thing

turns on.

That bloody guy's still singing.

Do I invest in gold or silver? No,

I do not. That's for boomers.

I'm a young hip guy. I have crypto.

Oh fuck, why did my computer just unlock?

Stupid thing. I should shut it down before

Oh, just shut down when I press shutdown.

Shut down. Asking me if I want to shut

down now. Obviously, that's why I pressed

the shutdown button.

Stupid computer.

Should have bought— should have bought

stocks in oats and wheat.

It's funny you can invest in such random

things like wood, lumber, timber.

How am I gonna cut this onion?

I need garbage bag.

Okay, that's for the garbage.

How should we do this?

It should be doable. Uh,

maybe I should use a knife, but I don't

have a cutting board.

Mmm, smell of onion.

It's quite wholesome, just that smell

of home cooking. This is gonna be really

hard. I should have bought smaller onions.

I can peel it off like this. I remember

that Korean guy at the guest house. He

used to come downstairs and

he would have an onion. He'd be eating an

onion like an apple. It was so weird.

Why would you do that?

But Koreans love the pickled raw garlic

and stuff like that.

The pickled raw garlic is not bad

actually, it's quite sweet. Eat the

whole onion raw for £50. Oh no,

maybe it's nice. I should give it a try.

It's just my breath is gonna stink a bit.

Oh, I remember Mila when she came over my

house first time. She found these weird

onion-smelling plants in the garden. She

ate it, and then when I kissed her, her

breath smelled like onion.

Oh no, it's too spicy.

What's the word? It's not spicy, but it

burns. Oh, now my mouth smells like

onion. I just licked it.

I think if we do it like this,

I think onions have such a horrible taste

to prevent animals from eating it. It's a

defense mechanism. Same as broccoli. The

reason why it's so bitter and horrible is

because they don't want to be eaten, and

it stops animals eating it because it

tastes horrible. See, just because plants

don't have feelings doesn't mean they

don't want to be eaten either. People

always say Plants

aren't sentient, but they still don't want

to be eaten. At the end of the day,

nothing does apart from fruit.

Why do you think roses have thorns and

nettles sting and some vegetables

taste disgusting?

You know, why do you think marijuana

and hemp exists? It's a defense mechanism

to stop it from getting eaten. If the

animal starts nibbling on it,

it makes it feel weird, and then the

animal would stop eating it.

Otherwise, why else would plants just

randomly develop this kind of narcotic

chemical substance? It's not for humans to

take advantage of,

unlike some people believe. I'm pretty

sure that palm trees were there way before

humans even existed. Oh my God,

my eyes are stinging. I'm not even

anywhere near it. How's it getting in my

eyes from here?

Where's the onion spray coming from?

Stupid thing. It's gonna try and lean

back.

What was that trick to stop the onion from

stinging? Didn't you have to like

cut a certain way to not trigger

the chemical reaction?

I have to look at the camera to

see what I'm doing. There's a slight

delay. Use a sharp knife.

Oh yeah, I think I heard that. They said