Nice day today

Like someone, someone just I

don't know why I lost the stream.

So I got this banjo lele, which is out

I think

that's making it worse.

It's Banjo Lady.

Sounds like that. And then this

one— yeah, I've got tuning apps, it's just

it's on my iPhone and I'm streaming on it.

This is so much louder. Let's sit

further away.

Oh, it's so loud! Ah,

it made the other one fall over.

I can do this one and

that one, and I can do that

one. I can do

3 sounds,

but I

can't play anything. That sounds like a

American's this.

That's all I know for

So that's my banjo.

I don't really know what to learn on it.

I want to learn something that sounds

banjo-y, but I've only got a month to

learn anything, then I'm going away, then

I'm going to forget everything that I

learned. And then I'll just waste all my

money on these stupid banjos. I think I'll

give the banjo lady to my sister as a

present. She'll like it. I don't know if

she could play it.

If she can play guitar, do you think

she'll be able to play banjo? Isn't it the

same? I don't know if it's the same things

you have to press.

I can take it on my date, impress the

ladies. It's got a bag, a carry bag as

well. I could bring it on my back, play it

on the train, make all the women wet.

You should start a band. Yeah,

how else? Well, I get harmonica and then

play harmonica and the banjo and then get

feet drums.

Where's my— I want to show you the

thumbnail for the drawing I did.

So something I realized is it's really

difficult to draw Chihiro because she's

got no features that really stand out.

She's like very plain looking. The only

thing that really stands about her are her

dimples, but I didn't know how to draw

dimples. Every time I tried to draw her

dimples, it looked like a big mole or like

a beauty mark. It looked not attractive.

So I didn't draw her dimples, so I don't

really have anything else to make it look

like Chihiro. And I think I made her look

too attractive, so I ended up with this.

The Hong Kong guy is really easy to draw.

You just draw like a big fat blob and then

put, put on that black helmet hair,

and then that's Casey. But Chihiro, I

don't know how to do her. I gave her the

brown hair, the brown dyed hair she has,

and that golden earring she usually had.

And then the, the bright pink top she used

to wear a lot. But her face doesn't really

look like her, does it? I just don't

know. I guess I could make her look older,

but I don't want to make her look ugly.

Her head looks a bit narrow.

Yeah, I see what you mean. Like, her face

could have been rounder.

She looks— I'm not sure, like,

she looks like she's white in this

drawing. Her face

does not look the same because I don't

know how to draw her face. She's just got

like a normal face.

There's nothing about her face that really

you can really focus on to draw. She's got

a normal looking nose, normal eyes.

Oh well, who cares? Doesn't really matter,

it's just a thumbnail. This is why

I can't draw actual people unless they

have something that stands out a lot.

I think it's a nice drawing though.

I think my drawing skills have gotten a

little bit better.

I like my new thumbnails. I thought the

Mila drawing looked a bit like Mila.

I don't know how to make this look like

Chihiro.

Bloody Hong Kong guy stole my wife.

The video is up, it's just I got to set it

How my ex-wife betrayed me with my best

friend. I wonder

if it will get nice views. I reckon it

might do.

It might get views. Probably get like 7K,

between 7 and 9K.

Such a bait title. Yeah, but I have to.

I don't know how many views I'd get

without a bait title. Moving back into my

mum's house was not a bait title and it

got 10K views.

She's outside. The rubbish men.

Collecting the trash. My biggest source

of income is YouTube.

YouTube.

Well, that's weird.

Just struggling to think of topics to talk

about for videos, so I'm just going back

to very clickbaity exaggerated titles

again. No,

my OnlyFans kind of slowed down a bit

because I stopped charging people for

videos because I don't really feel like I

Seems like a nice job. You just go house

to house, pick up those bins,

and then you got to chat to the other

guys, don't you? Why are they so fat?

Look how chunky they are.

I wonder if they can see me.

Why do I make those videos for free?

They're not free. You got to pay the

subscription to join my OnlyFans. But what

I used to do was I would usually charge

$30 for those videos, and then about 10 or

12 people would buy it. So that would make

an extra $400 or $300. But I stopped doing

it because, um,

I thought it would make people stay

subscribed longer if they felt like they

were getting more value from the OnlyFans.

So I just give it to them included in the

$10 per month because I'm not really

making a lot of OnlyFans stuff now. I'm

back home because it's kind of strange to

And I'm not really desperate for money,

so I wasn't really bothered about the

OnlyFans going down a little bit.

But I'm not really sure what to do about

it because

some countries, I don't think it's a good

idea to do OnlyFans in, in them. Because

it's illegal. Belle Delphine said to me

it's not a good idea to do it in South

Korea because it's like illegal to make

you know what in that country, and

especially Malaysia. I think Japan is okay

because you got Venus Angelou, she does

it, so it must be okay to make it in

Japan.

That's the thing with doing OnlyFans.

It's like if you did it in Dubai, you

would get arrested, wouldn't you? People

get arrested just for drinking beer.

So I'm probably gonna have to— I'm

not sure. Do I make stuff in advance? And

then release it before I go, or do I just

give it a break and then come back to it

when I'm out of those countries?

It's a bit annoying because it makes up

quite a lot of my income, and my channel

is not really doing great these days.

So I'm not sure why

is the stream on Twitch, because I'm going

to upload my new video in a couple of

hours and I don't want a stream to

interrupt my flow.

Can you comfort me and make me feel not so

old without degrading yourself?

How? How are you old if you're

24? I wish I was 24 again. Wait until

you're 33, then you'll feel old.

Oh, I wish I was 23. I was so young,

full of life.

Full of pizzazz.

When I was 24, I felt young still.

I'm starting to feel old now,

although technically nothing's changed.

I'm still in my bedroom. I'm not going

bald. I'm not going grey.

Wow, imagine when I'm 34.

Jesus, then I'm gonna feel old. Wait until

I'm 35. Oh, when I'm 37, 38,

I'm gonna be even worse. I'm gonna be

whining more. Scary.

It's just scary to know that you're gonna

die eventually.

Do you think animals know that? Do you

think animals know that they're gonna die

and they're gonna get old? I feel like

they don't know that. I kind of wish I

didn't know that. It's the curse of being

human, I guess.

You just have to put it to the back of

your mind and not think about it,

otherwise you're just gonna bum yourself

Imagine what my mum feels like. She's 60,

65, or 64.

My mum must be sad too.

I think I have to go and get the bin. You

wait here, I'll go and get the bin.

Otherwise my mum's gonna moan at me for

not helping. Keep an eye

out in case I get attacked by a

hooligan.

Oh, oh, oh,

they nearly got me. Ah, I made it.

Oh, I got scared. I had to open the back

door in case the wind blew the front door

closed. I'd be shut outside. I always get

paranoid if I step outside. I've got to

open the other doors because it could

happen. The wind could blow and then the

front door could shut and I'll be locked

And then I would have to wait until my mum

comes home, or I guess I could go over to

my neighbor's house and ask my auntie if

she has a key. I think they have a spare

key. I feel so stupid

if that happened. Actually, one time— oh

no, maybe I shouldn't say that because

then people know how to get into the house

without a key. No,

there's no way to get into the house

without a key, trust me.

Nice bit of exercise at least.

What was I saying?

I forgot now.

Um, oh yeah,

I don't know what to bring to Malaysia.

So right now I'm thinking I definitely

need the iPad to do illustrated videos,

which I probably want to do at some point.

It's just if I'm in Asia again, I don't

know actually, because if I'm in Asia and

I'm in Japan, I want to focus on making

videos like vlogs, IRL streams, stuff like

that. I don't really want to be doing

drawing and sitting inside all day wasting

my life.

It just seems weird. If I was in Japan,

why would I be making illustrated videos

when I could be showing everyone Japan?

So yeah, I don't know if I want to bring

the iPad anymore. The iPad is good

for times like this when nothing's going

on. I've got a bunch of stories backed up

that I want to tell and they need

illustrated. I think iPad Video is

good for when I'm home, but then when I'm

traveling,

uh, I want to make real vlogs,

like, um, lifestyle vlogs again.

So maybe I won't bring the iPad,

but then I need a big screen.

I don't want to bring the gaming laptop

because it's so heavy. And I don't really

game anymore. I haven't done any gaming

since, since I was into Hitman

3. How long do I plan on streaming? Maybe

a couple hours. A few hours until I get

bored. Don't bring the gaming laptop.

Yeah, but then I'll just end up sitting

around playing games all day. And there's

no games to play anyway. There's no games

I want to play. I could just bring Switch,

get Dark Souls Remastered on Switch, and I

think Hitman 3 is on Switch too. So I'll

just bring the Switch in case I really

want to game, which I probably won't. So I

could bring Switch and maybe

just the MacBook Air for big screen

viewing, and I could also do some

livestreams on it with the little

webcam. So iPad— I mean MacBook and Switch

would be quite lightweight. Oh, there's

hair all over it because I cut my hair

recently. Did you like it?

Cut my hair and I made a mess all over the

floor. I thought I cleaned it. So I

bring, uh,

bring this and Switch.

I haven't switched on my Switch.

Oh, there's battery. Every time I switch

this— fuck. Keeps reminding me of Mida,

because when I was playing Switch with

Mida, she insisted on making her own

account on it.

So every time I log in,

it's got this profile she made. She always

likes using the word anime for her

usernames. I don't know why. So I bring

a Switch and the MacBook, no iPad.

I think it's pretty good travel setup.

And then maybe I'll get a new phone.

I want to get the S22,

and then I'll leave the iPhone here

because it's a bit, um, risky. I just

feel a bit worried about the iPhone

because it's got stuff on it. I guess I

could factory reset the iPhone,

or I could just leave it here and then buy

a completely new phone.

There's just so many photos on my iPhone

and I don't really want to have to delete

everything, but there's so many to have to

go through and check to make sure it's

So I'm thinking of just getting a

completely new phone and then switching

the SIM card into it. And the S22

is pretty cheap now, it's like £700.

It's just a bit of a waste of money.

I guess I should factory reset the MacBook

as well because it's where I had my

OnlyFans content safe too?

I don't think there'd be any troubles.

Just in case. I don't

know how it works. Do they have the power

to check your devices at airports?

Not that there's anything on them that

would get me in trouble. It's just if that

did happen, I'd rather it not be full of

my dick pics.

It's just I have a feeling stupid idiots

have reported me because they always do,

and I'm just a bit worried that maybe the

reports get noticed.

Feel a little bit anxious, so it's better

to be safe than sorry. I'd rather not have

anything Strange on it if I did get

checked.

How many camera views? How many cameras

can you view from your computer?

What, that webcam? There's webcam there.

That's one. GoPro.

I could switch the monitor to the outside

I've got a preset location because it

keeps defaulting back to this angle,

which is kind of lopsided. So I put this—

that's a better angle.

This is really nice webcam to have as your

security camera because you can move it

around like

that. You can pan it.

Oh, it's giving me a headache.

So yeah, I gotta think about getting a new

phone, and then I've got to clean my

MacBook internally.

And, uh, what else? Might do

that next week. So I've got to download

all my apps, make sure I can log into

everything without needing the iPhone for

verification, which I shouldn't if I move—

if I switch the SIM card. How often

do I get new phones? I haven't had a new

phone in quite a while, actually. Apart

from that cheap one I got just to test

Tinder, which I'm still not banned on.

Amazingly, I'm still not banned on my new

dating accounts. I got banned on Bumble

again, and I didn't try to remake a new

one, but I made a new other app which I

won't mention because there's some idiot

on fucking Reddit reporting me on every

subreddit. That stupid @Spy guy, you're— I

bet you're here, aren't you? Fucking

loser. Yeah, report me some more, why

don't you? Get a fucking life. There's

some stupid idiot on Reddit and he's

reporting me on every single dating app

subreddit going, there's a guy called

Daniel Lord and he's blah blah blah,

and he's posting the same comment on every

single dating app subreddit.

God, some people are so sad.

And he watches every single stream I do,

and he manages to clip like everything

that I say that could be used against me.

He's such a loser.

And you look at his post history, every

single post is about me, like trying to

get me reported on stuff. I can't

believe I've got like this crazy stalker

who's trying to bring me down.

I don't know why there's so many fucking

weirdos in the world.

But I managed to make some new accounts on

some dating apps that haven't been banned

yet. I got a couple new dates as well next

week. So it's been a bit of a pain in the

backside having to try and get back on

these apps, but I think I figured out how

to do it.

And, um, I don't think I need

a new phone to do it because I just

factory reset my iPad and then I can get

back into the apps. They don't know that

I've been banned previously.

So yeah, maybe,

maybe some

spare phones would be useful in

case I need some backup phones. It's just

it looks suspicious when I've got like 5

phones. I got searched in Japan at

the airport when after my dad died I went

back to Japan. They searched my bag, they

took everything out, and at the time I had

3 phones. I had my Samsung S10

Plus, I had my iPhone 10 and had my

LG G5. And she was like,

why do you have so many phones? And I just

said, those are my old phones, which is

true because I keep my phones. If I get a

new phone, I don't chuck away the old

phone. I just keep it.

But it might look kind of dodgy if I got

like 5 phones in my bag, like they're all

burner phones or something for illegal

activities.

Imagine it's Mina. Yeah, what if it's like

one of the girls? No, there's some weirdo

from Reddit because I recognize the

username from like 5 years ago.

So it's not some girl I smashed who's out

for revenge.

But it's funny because that guy He got

completely roasted in the comments that he

was reporting me on. He was reporting me

on these subreddits, making these posts,

and everyone in the comments were just

saying, I checked out your comment history

and you've got this obsession with this

Daniel guy. You're a creep. You're a

weirdo. You need help. They were all

attacking him for being like this

obsessive stalker, which is pretty funny.

Imagine people think you're more of a

creep and a weirdo Than me, the guy that

you think is a creep and weirdo. You're

basically the same or worse. And I mean,

I don't obsessively stalk anyone. I do it

for the lols, for like clickbait videos

talking about my exes, but I don't

actually stalk them unless you count

checking Chihiro's Instagram occasionally

stalking. But these people are worse

than I am with like the things they do.

Stalking and trying to dox people and

stuff. So I don't really get how they can

claim to be morally superior to me.

They're just proving that they're bigger

pieces of shit than I am. It's just so

weird. I mean, if you hate someone, you

think they're scum. How do you feel

knowing that you're even bigger scum than

the scum you think is scum? It's just

weird mentality.

But because they're anonymous, I guess

they don't really have to care about it.

So I guess I have to bring my cheap

Android phone as well since the Tinder

still works on it. And then if it gets

banned again, I can just keep factory

resetting the phone, which seems to wipe

everything. It seems to reset everything

that remembers the phone, so you can just

reinstall Tinder afterwards and then it

doesn't know that you've been banned

previously.

Because it would kind of suck if I was in

Japan and I wouldn't have Tinder, because

I really want to have Tinder in Japan

because it got me so many dates, even got

me a wife. So I feel like Tinder is pretty

important to have if you're going to

I'm not sure what other dating apps they

use there,

because the main goal would be to go on

dates and maybe find someone for

some short-term or maybe medium-term fun.

I don't think I'd get married again. That

would be weird and boring and annoying.

But there's plenty of time, I guess, to

Plenty of time for banjo.

Do you like my banjo?

I need a drink. What time is it? I want to

upload a new video around 5 PM.

Oh wait, has the stock market opened? I

completely forgot about stocks. I don't

care, it's just going down all the time

anyway. I can't believe how

much some of these stocks have crashed.

It's insane. Palantir is like $6

now. Corsair Gaming is like $13.

I can't believe these big YouTubers were

pumping these stocks last year when they

were 10 times the value. They all got

wrecked. Me too. I mean, I lost

£12,000 following their advice,

following their stock picks.

They should get banned for pumping stupid

stocks. Isn't it the same as like

gambling? I don't know why YouTube allows

it. I guess it's a complicated

thing.

Oh, I don't know if I want to do any air

frying today.

We've got these fish crackers. I don't

know if they would cook in the air fryer.

Wait, I'll go and get my tripod. It's been

a while since I did an air frying stream.

I actually sold out of most of my stocks a

couple of weeks ago. All the tech stuff

and the meme stuff. I sold Tattooed Chef

at around $10. I sold Palantir around $12

or $13. I sold Corsair Gaming at $22.

I sold PayPal at 114.

And since I sold it, all of them have just

come down by nearly 40%. So I'm feeling

pretty, pretty good that I decided to just

cut my losses. I had massive losses, but

if I carried on holding them, I would have

had more losses. So I sold all of my tech

stuff. I'm completely divested from the

NASDAQ, apart from a small £1,000 position

that I have in a NASDAQ ETF, just in case

things go back up. But that's already down

8% now, so not good.

And I'm reinvested in stocks that

will benefit from inflation, so my

portfolio is actually going up whilst

everything else crashes. I got oil stocks,

I got tobacco, I got healthcare,

I've got— what else do I have?

I've got some Bank of America, which is

actually going down with the rest of the

market, which is not good. Would I be

doing more animated videos? Yeah, I made a

new one today. It's gonna be released in a

few hours. I think

it's pretty good. It's good old story time

and a bit of, um,

some life lessons about women at the end.

Why women are evil from my personal

experience. I was thinking of making one

about how— why is there a poll?

When do you think stocks will hit the

bottom? Who made that? Less than 1 month.

Who made a poll? I didn't know you, you

could make a poll. Do you guys see the

I want to make a video about how I

sacrificed so much for a girl and then she

dumped me anyway, and then I ended up

losing everything. Because I'm— I

sacrificed so much for my channel for

Mita, to be with Mita. I sacrificed

my credibility and I faked so much stuff

which made people just think think I'm a

liar and I can't be trusted so that I

could be with Mila. And then she dumped me

anyway. And then my channel died and then

I've failed to rebuild it back to how it

So I'm pretty salty about that actually,

how I sacrificed everything for my— how

my ex-girlfriend ruined my YouTube

channel. Because she ruined it.

She made me promise not to talk about us,

or she made me promise not to show that

I'm in the Netherlands, and then she

wouldn't let me be weird and depressing

for videos, which is my whole thing.

And then she dumped me anyway, and then by

that point people had had enough of my

channel. And then I couldn't go back to

how it used to be because it's been too

long. The damage had been done.

And now I've only got, what, 5— between 5

and 10K viewers left when it used to be

20K, 30K.

So I'm a bit bitter about that.

Oh, I can't get that fly.

Why can't flies just stay still? Keep

buzzing around.

If she— if she didn't want to be with a

YouTuber, why did she message me and try

to be with me in the first place. It's

like, imagine you're a vegan and then you

date someone who works at a sausage

factory, and then you start whining

because you're against animal butchery.

Then don't get with a guy who works in a

meat factory. Maybe people are like, oh,

the privacy.

Then why'd you message me? And my whole

YouTube thing is me talking about my

personal life. If you

don't want to be part of it, then don't

try to meet me in the first place. Maybe

ruin my whole channel. I had a good thing

going with my channel before I met Mira.

Oh, there it is.

Oh, missed it.

That fly is huge. Did you see

the size of that fly?

You let her control you. Because I thought

she was the love of my life, and I thought

it was worth it. It was a very risk—

very risky gamble that didn't pay off in

the end. Like all of my gambles.

I made the wrong decision again.

If it wasn't for Mila, I might still be

getting 20K views a video.

So I've got these Vietnamese prawn

crackers. You're supposed to deep fry

them, but I'm wondering if you can cook

them in an air fryer.

What do I offer in a relationship? Um, I

offer a penis,

which I'm hoping is what they want if

they're with me, because if they don't

want a penis, then why are they with me?

They go and be a lesbian then.

Look, do you think these will cook in an

air fryer?

So weird how it's supposed to be bubbly

and crackly, but it looks like this when

it's raw, like a piece of plastic.

It needs liquid to inflate.

Hmm. Well, we'll try one, see if

it does anything.

What's the worst that could happen?

Beep beep. How to inflate.

Oh no, it says put into oil for 30

seconds, so I'm gonna put this for,

hmm, 6 minutes.

See if it cooks. Whoa, is it blowing

around inside of it?

I would like to be with someone who wants

to make some video content and then not

start crying about it because they got

doxxed or whatever. You know, someone

who's got some balls, not like, oh,

someone found my email address, or someone

found my grandmother's address, boohoo.

Why is everyone so scared?

Now I can't even put my family in the

vlogs because they don't want me to— they

don't want to be in the videos even though

everyone's already seen them already. So

I've got to be careful when I vlog in

Malaysia so I don't have them in frame.

That's gonna be a pain in the backside.

But no one wants to make any video

content. I don't get it. Everyone's

boring. They just, they just want

to get some stupid job. Like, oh, I'm

gonna get a job.

Instead of, instead of wanting to make

videos and livestream and do fun stuff and

make a bit of drama, they would rather

work in some boring warehouse or factory

or whatever.

Would I collab with other streamers? No,

because they're all boring, like bloody

trash taste, them lot. They're also

tryhard, you know, trying so hard to not

get cancelled. So they don't say— they

can't say anything fun. I saw Connor and

Chris, I saw them streaming on Twitch,

and Chris was literally shitting himself

because he made some comments about Jafar

in some previous stream. He was like,

yeah, I think Jafar— I was rooting for

Jafar in Aladdin because he had some great

ideas how to, to improve

Agrabah, whatever the city's name is. He

said he liked Jafar because he had some

good ideas for the economy, and he was

just joking around. But then people

brought up the fact that Jafar also

imprisoned his daughter and was like

trying to find a suitor for his daughter

and marry her off against her own will.

And then he was like, um, oh, I didn't

know about that. I retract my endorsement

of Jafar. They were joking about it, but

you could tell he was like bit worried

about being cancelled over it. But yeah,

big streamers like Chris or Connor, they

can— they would lose so many viewers just

by saying one tiny little risqué thing

like, um, oh yeah, I, I kind of like Alex

Jones. Imagine how many— shut up!

Why is it making a noise?

Imagine they said the stuff I say. They

would lose as many viewers as I've lost.

Do you think the reason why I've lost so

many viewers is because all the weird

stuff I say? Not because my channel's

boring. Oh, oh, it's puffed

up and it's brown like my ex-girlfriend's

butthole. See, that's pretty good. I'm

cancelled too.

Whoa, look at that!

It's gone all puffy.

Yeah, I don't blame them. I blame the

stupid society we live in where everyone's

a bunch of sensitive snowflakes, where you

can't say anything a little bit risqué.

Didn't, um, he made some joke on Twitter

and people were like calling People

were trying to— shut up!

People were trying to call him out on

Twitter because he said something, and

then in retaliation he took out this book

that was about Trump and he said something

like, I'm really enjoying this book about

this guy.

Pretty risqué. Implying that

you like Trump, you would lose so many

viewers because that kind of wholesome

audience is just full of those types of

people. You know the type of people I

mean, who are like, oh, I hate Trump, I

hate Elon Musk, they're evil,

boohoo.

Oh, it's crispy! Oh,

look at that! It actually cooked it.

It's puffy and crispy.

You should have seen Chris shitting his

pants about his Jafar comments. It's just

a movie. You see, you can't say anything

fun. If Chris and Connor

started talking the way I do, they would

lose like 40% of the audience just from

people thinking You know,

disagreeing with the outlook on life or

thinking that they're being misogynistic.

Mmm. Oh wow,

that tastes really good. See, you don't

even need oil to deep fry stuff. I'm gonna

So how long did that take? It took 3

Why did Jafar put Jasmine— he locked

her in that hour time glass thing, didn't

he? So that Aladdin can stick her with his

cock. I think— hear

me out— I think Jafar was just being a

good father. Who's being a protective

father trying to stop that, that

mischievous scummy Aladdin

from impregnating his daughter, his pure

innocence and sweet Jasmine, trying to

protect her from that disgusting

STD-ridden Aladdin. So he,

he put her in a safe room inside of that

hourglass to, um, protect her.

It's for her own good, Jasmine.

You're going to marry a prince from

nobility. Jafar wasn't her— oh yeah,

Jafar's not her father. I completely

forgot what happened in Aladdin. Yeah,

yeah, I remember now. Jasmine's father was

the fat short guy with the beard. And

Jafar was like the advisor.

Oh, that's what happened.

Jafar wanted to fuck Jasmine.

Jafar kidnapped Jasmine so he could fuck

her instead of Aladdin.

Yeah, I can't really stand up for Jafar

It's just I got confused because I'm

pretty sure in Connor's stream on Twitch,

they were saying Jafar was— actually,

were they? I don't know now. I don't know

why I thought Jafar was Jasmine's father.

I completely forgot. I need to rewatch

Yeah, I remember now. Jafar cast a spell

on Jasmine to make her fall in love with

him, and then he was gonna rape her in the

bumhole.

I mean, I don't blame the guy. Jasmine's

pretty hot. Is she of age? I don't think

Are you telling me if you're a genie and

you had the power and ability to make

people fall in love with you, you

wouldn't? Who would you cast a spell on?

So they fall in love with you and want

your COCK. See, this is why

I would never be able to collab with

anyone. I'd say this crazy

stuff and they would be pissing their

pants at the idea of getting cancelled.

Because even, even if they didn't say it,

their viewers would be like, oh, why are

you streaming with this creep Daniel? Do

you agree with what he says? If you do,

then that must mean you're also a creep,

so I'm not gonna watch you anymore.

Unsub. That's the problem when you've got

a huge audience. You've got to be so

careful with what you say. You can't have

fun anymore. People try and cancel

you for anything.

Why are we talking about this? I forgot

now. Yeah, because I just find it

hilarious at how Desperately, those Trash

Taste people and Chris tried to protect

their fame and popularity by not saying

dumb stuff, which is part of the game that

I failed miserably at. I was so bad at

doing that whole PR thing. I was like

the complete opposite of what you had to

do to protect your popularity. I would say

the dumbest stuff all the time for

no reason.

Do you think Will Smith was a better

Genie? I haven't even— actually, did I see

it? I think I might have seen it. No, I

like the cartoon version way better.

These live remakes of Disney movies just

suck. I don't like them. I saw this, the

3D version of Lion King with Chihiro, and

it was just so lifeless and soulless.

Yeah, the CGI looks impressive and they

look realistic, but there's no character.

There's, there's just no soul. They just

look like robots.

I want to see that Buzz Lightyear movie.

That looks pretty cool. I like the way it

seems to be taking itself very seriously,

and it looks kind of realistic with the

lighting and everything, which is not what

you would expect from Toy Story.

I hope they make it really dark. That'd be

funny if it was like really dark and adult

in nature, but I doubt it.

Like Buzz Lightyear's Star Command or

whatever it's called gets completely wiped

out and then he's all alone and depressed.

And then— wait, is the toy in Toy

Story of Buzz Lightyear just a toy or is

it actually him? I think it's just a toy

of him. It's not actually him.

Oh, I need to burn these. 3 minutes and

these get cooked. Wow, look at that. I

can't believe I can make crackers in the

air fryer. Pretty chuffed.

And look at that, no cleaning. There is

not a single thing to clean. No oil,

no grease.

Greasiness.

Oh look, there was a beeping sound. My mum

thought it was the fire alarm, and then I

noticed this is the same fire alarm I had

in Manchester, that Fire Angel thing that

kept beeping.

And then I showed on stream what I did

with the fire alarm, that I put it outside

on a window. Some idiot reported me to the

concierge saying that I dismantled

the building's fire alarm and I'm causing

a safety hazard. It was so embarrassing.

I went out to go to Aldi to do my

shopping. The bloody concierge guy was

like, Mr. Lord! I felt like I was at

school again. He just shouts out my name

as I'm walking past. And then he started

telling me off, and I was just standing

here rolling my eyes going, if you just

shut up and let me explain what I actually

did. Oh, this one's not

cooked. Oh, it's chewy in the

middle.

Why is this one not cooked?

But there was 2 of them. There was the

main guy and then this other old guy. And

then they were like lecturing me, saying,

Daniel, you're not supposed to take down

the fire alarm. That's going to cause a

safety hazard for the entire building,

so I'm gonna have to get you to put that

back in. And then when they finally

stopped talking, I was able to explain to

them that I haven't taken out the

building's fire alarm. I took out the fire

alarm that the landlord put in. The

building's fire alarm is still there, so I

had to come down and bring it down to show

them. And then he was like, oh yeah, I

remember the first day you moved in, I

came up with you. Because they didn't

remember, because on the first day it was

beeping when I came down. I told them

about it and one of the guys came up with

me to check it and he said, yeah, that's

the landlord's fire alarm, you have to

talk to him about it.

I don't think this is cooked. I think

Maybe, but it looks brown.

Maybe 30 seconds.

See, someone keeps reporting me for

everything I do, even the fire alarm.

Boop boop boop! Someone needs to get a

life.

1 minute. Okay, do 30 seconds.

Maybe there's no seconds on it, it's just

1 minute. You can't replace the battery in

those fire alarms, they're sealed. What

you have to do is you got to send it off

back to the company And then they sort it

out, and then they'll send you a new one.

There's no way to twist it off or unscrew

it. It's like one of those 10-year-long

battery lifespan ones where they want you

to send it back to them so they can

recycle it.

My dad must have gotten the same ones.

Fire Angel. My dad was very paranoid

about fire. He would always unplug the

television from the main socket before he

went to bed. It was really weird.

He would think that the, the electricity

would just burst into flames whilst he was

asleep, so he'd always unplug the TV

sockets and anything else like chargers.

He would unplug them from the socket.

Even though everything else, like the

fridge and the oven, dishwasher, is still

plugged in. So it didn't make any sense

And then whenever my mum lit candles, he

would kind of freak out a bit.

Oh.

I don't know why this one's not nice.

It's like it's chewy.

Oh, oh,

look.

My favorite food is bacon.

Bacon sandwich.

Did I cook these at the wrong temperature?

Because the first one I made was good and

then these ones are not nice.

Cook it again.

For— maybe I put higher heat and

then I'll put it for 1

Why didn't my dad teach me construction,

cuz he didn't teach me anything. He would

only teach you something if you asked.

So unless you showed any interest, or

unless you go up to him and ask, he

wouldn't actually tell you how to do

anything. Which is why I don't know how to

do anything, cuz obviously I'm not going

to go— I was playing,

I was busy playing PlayStation in my

bedroom, not going up to my dad going,

How do you drill a plug socket?

Hmm, it's a bit better now.

A bit longer.

I completely forgot Jafar was trying to

rape Jasmine. That movie is pretty

sinister for a kids movie.

I hate these buttons.

Why couldn't they just put actual buttons

that clicked when you press it? Instead

they have like this fake touchscreen.

It's not a touchscreen because When you

touch it, nothing happens. You got to

press down hard on it, but then

it makes a whole plastic face move

I don't really regret not learning

anything from my dad because I don't know

what would I have learned from him that

would be useful. How to change a light

bulb? I'm not going to do any DIY.

I'd rather just pay someone to do it.

I've got no interest in doing any of the

stuff that he used to do.

I'm not interested in laying

bricks or gardening,

just interested in laying some pipe.

He tried to teach me how to drive. He used

to take me to the car park by his

workplace, and then he would let me

practice doing turns and stuff.

His car was so hard to drive. It was so

big and wide.

The gearbox was a nightmare.

I'm getting very brown now.

Ow, ow, ow.

I wish I had a bill. I ran out of bill.

It's half past 3. What's the stock market

It's completely crashing last time I

checked. It's kind

of nice not checking it and then checking

it after a while and then seeing how much

things have changed.

My mum probably misses my dad being around

because he knew how to fix everything.

For example, uh, the lock on that door

jammed a couple weeks ago and my uncle

came over to fix it, which was very

helpful because it would have cost a lot

of money to pay someone to do it. He had

to unscrew the entire door take it off the

hinge and then unscrew the plastic outing

bit so he could get the lock out

and then put in a new lock, but then put

it all back together again. I would have

just left it. Use the other door. I would

just leave it broken. If I had complete

and only— if I was the only one in charge

of the house, everything would just start

breaking and falling apart, and then I

wouldn't be bother fixing anything, and

then I'll just find shortcut ways. For

example, these lights are not working

anymore now. These lights in this room,

I don't think they work.

Yeah, they don't work when I press the

switch. I wouldn't bother trying to fix

it. I would just buy a new light. I would

just look for some lamp on Amazon and then

put it on the table, and then that'll be

good enough. As if I'm going to go around

unscrewing everything and then getting new

light bulbs. There's the efficient way of

doing things, and then there's a lazy way,

and then there's like the proper way of

doing things. I like the lazy

way. So if the

oven broke down, instead of fixing the

oven, I would just buy an air fryer,

which I think is way better than the oven

because it's small. It's cheap, it's easy

to clean, you don't need to carry in this

massive unit.

That is the Daniel way of doing things,

but the problem is women don't like it.

They think it's not good. They want like a

man to fix things properly.

Mm, tastes a bit weird.

It probably tastes better if

it was deep fried.

It looks like it's been air fried.

Did I read Wall Street Journal or Forbes?

Forbes. I feel like you can't trust them

because they're like

the big institutions and they're like the

Wall Street people who are trying to screw

us retail investors out of our money. So

they'll say XXX stock is, is really

bad, it's rubbish, it's going to go

bankrupt, to get us all to sell it so they

can buy it at a cheap price. And then

They'll do the opposite. They'll say, XXX

country's company is amazing. You should

all buy it now before it 10x's. And then

we all buy it like suckers, and then they

sell it and short it.

I don't know who to trust.

You got these YouTuber stock gurus who

don't know what they're talking about,

and they just say Palantir is going to 10x

in the next 5 years. Palantir is probably

going to be delisted next year.

Who can you trust?

But then even people like Cathie Wood was

completely wrong. Lost like 80% of her

index fund.

Look at Bill Ackman. Bill Ackman lost $400

million on his Netflix investment and he

sold at a loss.

I think Bill Ackman had a $1 billion stake

in Netflix that he started in January this

year. And then he lost 40% of it after

Netflix started going downhill.

So even these genius investors who have

been doing it for decades don't know what

they're doing either.

Warren Buffett still seems to be the best

one. Warren Buffett recently put $40

billion into more oil stocks,

which kind of makes you think, if Warren

Buffett is putting so much money into oil

stocks, what does he know? Is he saying

that the price of gas is going to explode

even higher than it already has?

Otherwise, why is he putting money into

oil companies?

Remember last year when he was buying oil

stocks and everyone was laughing at him?

Even me, I was, I was thinking, what? Why

did he just buy $30 billion of Chevron oil

when everyone else is buying NIO and Tesla

and EV stocks? Everyone was saying oil

stock has no future and green energy's

here and oil is going to be phased out and

there's no money. Do you remember? Well,

look who was right. Everyone who bought

into NIO and Tesla and stuff got wrecked,

and Warren Buffett made so much money off

his Chevron stuff.

Oh,

this is not very nice.

It just tastes kind of plasticky. It

doesn't have the same texture as it would

have if you fried it in oil.

Gonzalo Lira is saying that the price of

oil is going to be like $200 a barrel next

He's saying there's going to be food

shortage and rolling blackouts and Not

enough energy, electricity for everyone.

It's going to be really expensive,

really doom and gloom, end of the world

kind of stuff.

But what if he's right?

What if that's why Warren Buffett is

investing so much into oil companies?

Oh, these are not nice air fried.

The flavor is just weird, like plastic.

Maybe we can make something else.

I don't

know what to eat.

What if we air fry a banana?

Oh,

bacon!

Let's air fry some bacon.

I want to see what happens.

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