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poverty beef dinner-1008124985
2021-05-02 · 19 min
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4:32–4:32 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_0was brushing my teeth.
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4:35–4:39 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_1Okay, I think I've decided what I want to do. I want to get a laptop so I can stream
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4:42–4:47 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_2from my laptop so I don't have to do this stupid mobile Streamlabs, which is very annoying to use.
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4:49–4:59 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_3I can't check the alerts.
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5:09–5:11 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_4Then I can sit here, and then I would have
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5:25–5:29 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_5Hmm, how could I set it up?
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5:33–5:34 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_6I could just have the laptop here, and then I could have the clip-on mic.
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5:41–5:47 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_7Do you think the clip-on mic works on a laptop? It's got a 3.5mm jack. Should just work if I plug it in.
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5:49–5:59 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_8But then I have to have the clip-on mic attached to me. Maybe I'll just plug in my Blue Yeti.
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6:03–6:08 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_9And then I need a webcam. I'll take my webcam from my computer and put it on a tripod. That way I can move the webcam around like this,
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6:11–6:19 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_10and then the laptop can be here with the fireplace on it. That'd be good. So what kind of laptop should I get? What about MacBook?
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6:24–6:35 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_11Don't want to spend too much.
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6:37–6:38 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_12Hmm, I don't
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6:45–6:46 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_13know. If I get a MacBook, I can't play Rainbow Six.
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6:49–6:53 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_14But is Rainbow Six really that important?
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6:56–6:59 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_15I could get a really expensive laptop with the latest graphics, but I don't really—
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7:06–7:14 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_16Rainbow Six is an old game. You don't need a massive graphics card to play it. It's the only game I'd be playing. I don't really care about any other game.
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7:21–7:31 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_17Because then if the laptop was here, it'd be very difficult to see.
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7:48–7:52 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_18You would have many more girls if you never said you cheated. Yeah, I do wonder sometimes how many potential
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7:57–8:03 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_19partners have—
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8:05–8:06 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_20and then how many girls who liked me now don't like me because I said bad things about ex-girlfriends.
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8:08–8:16 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_21I must have lost hundreds of potential girlfriends because of my
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8:19–8:24 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_22naughty hands.
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8:26–8:27 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_23I just shot myself in the foot a million times over and over. There's probably loads of really cute girls who liked me but now hate me.
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8:29–8:38 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_24Oh well, whatever.
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8:50–8:53 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_25Look at this mess I have to tidy up. How am I going to tidy up all this mess?
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9:01–9:04 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_26Well, it's only sex, isn't it? Oh, there's a hole.
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9:35–9:39 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_27It ain't nothing special, it's just a hole and it's wet.
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9:44–9:52 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_28Put my rubbish in
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9:59–10:03 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_29this box.
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10:08–10:11 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_30Goodbye everybody, I've got to go.
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10:13–10:19 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_31Finish
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10:34–10:40 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_32my tea.
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10:44–10:48 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_33Tomorrow is another day of disappointment and failure.
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10:56–11:01 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_34It was just terrible.
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11:09–11:12 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_35I will never do it again.
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11:15–11:17 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_36I need to wash my scissors.
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11:48–11:50 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_37I'd rather just sort everything out now
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11:53–11:55 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_38instead of waking up tomorrow and then having to do all this.
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11:59–12:02 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_39My address, don't dox me.
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12:06–12:07 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_40Rubbish in the box, ready for the bin.
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12:19–12:22 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_41Ah, well, it was a lovely stream.
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12:27–12:30 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_42It's time to sleep.
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12:35–12:37 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_43Is it streaming?
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13:08–13:08 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_44Hello?
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13:14–13:15 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_45Hello?
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13:19–13:20 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_46Just checking my analytics.
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15:58–15:59 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_47Mrs. Mimo is sleeping. We shouldn't disturb her.
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16:02–16:06 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_48She's old and frail,
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16:08–16:12 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_49like me soon.
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16:14–16:16 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_50Infinite tissue paper.
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16:23–16:26 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_51Uh, what's that? Unused tissue paper.
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16:29–16:33 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_52Save it for later.
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16:35–16:37 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_53Do a bit of tidying, prepare for tomorrow.
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16:39–16:42 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_54Turn off my heater.
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16:44–16:45 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_55Well, good night. See you whenever. Oh, this is another thing Mira used to say that I used to hate. She used to say, see you never, and then laugh. It's not funny.
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16:49–17:03 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_56Say, see you never, boyfriend. It's so sad. It's like you're saying you don't want to see me again. Why would you say that?
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17:07–17:16 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_57Why can't you be a bit loving?
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17:19–17:20 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_58Yeah, well, it really is see you never now, is it? Isn't it? Do I know when I'll stream next? I don't know, maybe in a few days. Might do a desktop stream, might do some face painting. I might stream tomorrow because my beer's coming.
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17:29–17:47 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_59My 20-pack of Stella. Is it Stella? No, San Miguel. She was very extremely cold. Yeah, sometimes she came across as very cold. Like when I sold my phone, we met up in the shopping mall, and then as soon as we sold it, I started walking with her And she said,
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17:50–18:11 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_60I thought maybe you want to come and see me or come to my place. She was like, nope, I'm going home now. Bye. And then later she messaged me saying, now that I think about it, it seems a bit cold that I just left you like that at the shopping mall. I said, no, it's fine.
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18:16–18:35 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_61So at least she acknowledged it afterwards. I think she's pretty autistic.
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18:37–18:42 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_62She did all this cold stuff, made me feel very unwanted and unloved.
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18:45–18:49 · rev_6652d7d72428e6f3b547470566f941ae_63Yeah, definitely going to go now, so good night.
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