Why I HATE My New Girlfriend

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to a new video— I mean livestream.

There we go.

How do we know the new girlfriend really

exists? Um,

Well, if you see my Instagram, you would

have seen I uploaded a story of me cycling

in the middle of the night. Now, why would

I, Daniel J. Lord, be cycling

at 2 AM in the morning? Does that sound

like something I would normally do?

No, because I was cycling to her house and

then she wouldn't let me stay the night,

so I had to cycle back in the middle of

the night. Can you believe that?

Follow my Instagram, rabbits ate my

family, and then you'll see.

I never lie. All my content is 100%

factual.

Okay, I kind of have 2 girlfriends, and I

did I did maybe mix

some of the details up for, you know,

cohesion, for, um,

for, for video smoothness. I may have just

mixed and matched some of the details from

Girlfriend B and Girlfriend A, but I had

to unfortunately let go of Girlfriend B

I'll explain why when a few more people

show up.

Not up to my standards.

Oh, wet.

Look what I

got.

Got a George Foreman.

Look at that new piece of kitchen kit.

Got my air fryer, got the rice cooker, my

new addition to my kitchen, got George

Foreman barbecue table grill.

But unfortunately all we have are some

burgers because in England they don't sell

the kind of thin pieces of meat like you

would get in Japan, yakiniku, like slices

of pork belly or sliced beef. They just

sell steaks. They sell steaks

or burgers.

Where'd my mum put the plug?

I'm not sure where the— oh, I think this

is it. Aha!

Because it was my sister's birthday a

couple days ago and her BF came around,

so I bought this so we could barbecue some

meats, which was nice. We had it on the

table and we had some grilled chicken and

sausage. Slice the steak?

How are you gonna slice a steak like, um,

into thin slices? You'd have to have it

stood up like vertically like that,

standing up, and then you would need like

a really sharp blade to slice it without

squishing it down. I don't want to slice

it when it's flat, so you'd have like

really thin strips. That'd be weird. I

want like bacon but made out of beef,

just beef, not cured or anything.

All I could find in the fridge was some

bacon and burgers, but the burgers are

frozen, frozen solid.

Is your sister's boyfriend embarrassed of

you? No, it's just he

asked me not to film him or

like say anything personal that would

reveal anything personal. So for Malaysia,

I think I can get my sister to agree to

being in the video. She doesn't

seem too bothered about it, but I'm just

not allowed to film her boyfriend. Maybe I

can film my mum. Maybe when she's in a

good mood, she might not care anymore.

Because I said to them, everyone's already

seen you already, so what use is it hiding

now? Everyone's already seen you. There's

like live streams that have 60,000 views

where you're in the live stream.

Everyone's seen it already. Unless I go

viral again and get like 10 million views,

then it would be a problem. But come on,

that's not going to happen, is it? And if

it did happen, I'd give you like 20K

because I'd be rich, be famous again.

But usually on YouTube, you only have one

shot at being famous, and then once you've

blown it, you've blown it. Once you've

soiled your reputation, there's no coming

back. There's no, there's no fixing it.

People are done with you. They just leave.

That is the way the whistle blows.

Uh, how am I gonna heat up these burgers?

So hopefully I'll be able to make some

kind of interesting Malaysian vlogs. They

probably won't be as good as the first

Malaysian vlogs because I got no wife now

and I'm not allowed to film this, not

allowed to film that. Back then I just

filmed everything and I didn't care or

didn't ask permission. The good old days.

So I had to block Girlfriend B because she

was getting really annoying. She kept

going on and on trying to get me to meet

her friends, trying to get me to talk to

her friends. So she has like this friend

chat group she wanted me to join and then

chat to her friend, who's a guy by the

way. And I tried

to be subtle about it, showing that I'm

not interested. And then she phoned me,

and this really pissed me off because she

tricked me into a phone call. If I knew it

was going to be like a confrontational

whining phone call, I wouldn't have agreed

to the phone call. But she was like, hey,

can we call? And I thought, oh, it's just

like a normal call. She's the kind of

person who wants a phone call all the

time. I can't stand it when people want a

phone call. Can't you just message? So she

phones me and I'm like, hello, how are

you? And then she asked me, are you happy?

And I'm like, yeah, I guess. Why? And as

soon as she said that, I was like, oh my

God, here we go. And then she was like

really quiet, struggling to get the words

out. And I said, wouldn't this be easier

if you just wrote it as a message and sent

it to me? And then she said, I find it

easier to speak on the phone. Well, you

clearly don't because you're like

struggling to even get out a word. Why

don't you just send a message if you've

got a bone to pick? So the phone call was

so awkward. I was just like,

um, so what did you want to say?

And then she was start— she started

complaining, saying that I wasn't showing

any interest in talking to her friends or

meeting her friends. So I had to then lie

about how I'm I am

interested, it's just I'm nervous and I'm

shy about meeting new people. Obviously I

couldn't say, to be honest, I don't really

want to meet your friends because we've

only met a few times. I don't really feel

like, or I don't really know if this is

going to be serious, so why are you

rushing me to meet your friends and family

straight away? Isn't it silly? Shouldn't

you like make sure that the relationship

is serious And it, it's lasted for at

least a couple weeks before he started

introducing me to everyone. But I couldn't

say that, could I? Had to say, oh no, I do

want to meet them, it's just I'm nervous.

She wanted me to meet her whole family as

well, like come over for a barbecue and

all that. And then she kept trying to

invite me to stuff where her friends would

also be. I was just fed up with all that.

I couldn't do it. I just— number one, I

don't want friends of my own. I don't want

to be friends with a girlfriend's friends

either. It's so irritating.

I don't want to waste my time chatting to

some guy who's friends with my girlfriend.

It's just a waste of time. And then it's

like, um, it just gets

messy. Like, the more interconnected you

get with a person, it just makes it

messier when you have to finally cut ties.

Which we all know I'm gonna cut the ties

unless she's like 10 out of 10, perfect in

every way. I'm not gonna be settling down

with any girlfriend unless she's like

really great, better than Mila, which,

come on, it's just not gonna happen. No

one's gonna be better than Mila.

Uh, um, from what I've experienced so far.

So then she also complained that when she

talked to me, she didn't like this sound

that I made, which sounds like this. Hmm.

Hmm. So when people start telling me stuff

or start talking to me about stuff I don't

really care about, I have no idea what to

say, so I usually just go Hmm, she said

she didn't like it. She said it sounded

negative and it sounded like I wasn't

interested in what she was saying. And I

wasn't, because most of the time she would

just start going on and on about stuff I

couldn't care less about, like Marvel.

She really liked Marvel, like Marvel

movies and the multiverse and all that

stuff. I hate that. I can't stand Marvel.

It's so boring. It's like one of the most

boring franchises out of all the

franchises that are out there. She took

me to see Doctor Strange 2, and it was

rubbish. She tried to make me watch the

first Doctor Strange, saying that I needed

to understand the story. The story in any

Marvel movie is not deep and complicated

enough for you to have to do homework and

research the Marvel backlog of stories.

It's always like, oh, some evil guy has

some evil plans and he needs some

superpower or some crystal that is

protected by the good guy, and then the

good guy has to protect the good guys from

the evil guy. It's always the same, every

single Marvel. You don't need to do

research. And then she was like, oh, I'm

gonna have to get you to watch all of the

Marvel movies starting from this one and

Iron Man and blah blah blah and Captain

whatever the fuck his face is called with

the stupid shield. And I said, I already

seen Iron Man 1 and 2 ages ago, it was

okay. And then she was like, but do you

remember every single thing that happened?

I said no. Well, then we're gonna have to

watch it all again. Please no.

Oh, thanks, Unique Quiddities.

Just say you hit it and quit it. Yeah,

but if I tell them that, then they're

gonna be upset and I'll get no more

loving. You can't just tell a girl that

you're only interested in like a casual

thing, they'll say— they'll reject you

straight away. That 8 out of 10 women are

not interested in something casual. They

want a serious relationship. I've already

got a very small pool of women to choose

from when it comes to dating. If I openly

tell them straight from the get-go that

I'm only interested in something casual,

then I'm just going to reduce my already

small pool by like 80%. There's going to

be no women left for me. If I start being

too open about stuff.

So I kept having to go, okay, yeah, we can

watch the Marvel movies, which I really

didn't want to. She wanted me to watch

every single Marvel movie, basically. I,

I've seen some of them. I've seen The

Endgame Avenger thing with the big fat

purple guy—that was rubbish. I can't think

of a single Marvel movie that I didn't

think was rubbish. Iron Man's okay just

because it's kind of cool. It's like an

iron robot has fights with big

robots, but the story when it comes to

story, I couldn't care less. It's like

some stupid guy Tony Stark. He's got lots

of money and he's genius. Who cares? The

story in Marvel movies is so basic. Black

Panther was rubbish as well. What the hell

was that about? A bunch of Africans

fighting aliens that appear out of nowhere

and they make a big shield. I've actually

seen quite a lot of Marvel movies. I don't

know why. I never like any of them.

Spider-Man's okay. Like, if I had to

choose one, Spider-Man would be the least

terrible, but that's just because I

watched Spider-Man as a kid growing up

with the original. Tobey Maguire movies.

The new one's rubbish. That fat Mexican

guy— who the hell's that fat Mexican guy?

He looks like Mexican Andy from Ice

Poseidon Streams. Why do they need like

some kind of sidekick stupid ugly

character just to fit in their diversity

roles? I hate it. They always need like an

Asian guy or a Latino guy, but then they

choose the ugliest looking one to fill the

role instead of choosing like a

good-looking one, and then they choose a

good-looking guy for the white people or

the white girl. The same Doctor

Strange 2, they got America Chavez as

the side character. Why the hell is she

called America? Why does she have to be

Latino? Why can't they just not fuss about

the races like they used to? Oh, I hate

movies these days. It's always Black woman

and black man this and black that and

Latino this. Even this new Star

Wars Kenobi, the main woman villain is

black.

Even in Mandalorian, the main villain guy

is that black guy from Breaking Bad. It

just feels so forced, like they're only

doing it because they— so they can say,

hey look, we're not racist, we got a black

guy. That's like saying you're not racist

because your best friend's black. It's the

same logic. But then they make the black

characters always stupid and dumb, like,

um, like Finn.

So it actually seems like they're being

racist by trying not to be racist.

They're so silly.

It's like, uh, the harder they try not to

be racist, the more racist they seem.

Like me, I guess. I'm not racist.

I just miss the days when it didn't feel

like everything was about Not being

racist.

Oh, it's always about women, isn't it?

Like the female has to be a strong,

powerful woman, and then they make the men

look like useless idiots. Like Force

Awakens. So anyway, she kept going on and

on about Marvel stuff, and then I had to

try and pretend to be interested, which

I'm not very good at. Or she would keep

going on and on about, uh, her,

her job, which I don't want to say because

it might, might risk people finding out

who she is. I don't want to give too many

details about her because I don't know,

it's like creepy stalker people who might

still be watching, and then they just

Google the stuff I said and might be able

to track her down. A bit worried about

But she would keep going on about her own

stuff, and then when

I suggested that we could watch Star Wars,

she was not interested. She said she

didn't know anything about Star Wars,

even though she's trying to get me to

watch Marvel stuff. She wouldn't watch

Star Wars stuff to like get an

understanding what Star Wars is about.

But you don't need to watch all of the

Star Wars movies to understand what's

going on in, in any new Star Wars series

because they just do a quick recap at the

beginning. And it's not like Star Wars has

a really complicated story that you need

to understand everything. It's just good

guys have the blue lightsabers, the bad

guys have the red lightsabers. There's

Luke and then his dad's Darth Vader. And

then there's Obi-Wan. It's not rocket

science. You don't need to watch any of

the Star Wars movies to understand the new

Kenobi series. Star Wars is lame. It's not

as lame as Marvel. At least Star Wars is

at least a bit interesting.

And then the biggest problem was when it

came to cereal.

So we only had serial once,

and that's because after the first time

we did it, um, I ended up bruising her

thighs really badly. I never had this

problem ever before, and I've serialed a

lot of women. Chihiro never once

complained that my hips were bruising her.

I asked Pia, she actually said she was

aching for a day or two after we did it.

So maybe it depends on the woman, but I do

kind of have bony hips and I never really

noticed it until now. But she was bruised

for like a month. She bruises like a

peach. And then the bruises took weeks to

go, and then she had to go to the hospital

because there was like some kind of, some

kind of fluid buildup happening in the

area where I bruised her. So she had to

get syringed to to get the stuff taken

out. I don't know what the hell that is,

but apparently I bruised her deep down

into the tissue of her thighs from my

thrusting. So we couldn't do

anything for like a month afterwards, and

then I went over to her place again

expecting that hopefully we could do it

again. But because we went to the cinema

and she has like this condition where she

gets tired really easily After we walked

back home, she was just exhausted and

couldn't even move. So she was just like

collapsed on the sofa the rest of the

evening, and she said she couldn't do you

know what. So the cereal was not

She was saying stuff like, maybe we could

put bubble wrap around your hips.

Come on, I— my hips are bony, but it's not

I didn't realize my hips were that

dangerous. Now I feel kind of

self-conscious about it. So I met

Girlfriend A last week. We went to a hotel

you saw in my newest video. Hopefully you

sort of went to a hotel. People were

saying it's fake. Yeah, as if I'm gonna

pay $100 to book a hotel room just so I

can get 6K views. That— if I'm gonna fake

stuff, it's because I'm trying to make

money. I'm not gonna make money by

spending $100 to make a fake video.

That's just stupid. I'm gonna lose money,

so why would I bother? No, it's not fake.

I went to a hotel to meet Girlfriend A,

and we did it 4 times, and she hasn't said

anything yet, so I'm hoping that I didn't

bruise her. But she also bruises really

easily. I don't know if it's like a white

girl thing Where they do white people just

bruise really easily. Her legs are covered

in bruises. She said she got it from work.

I don't bruise. I haven't had a bruise

since I was like 12 years old, and I used

to play with my friends at the playground.

I've never had a bruise in decades. Well,

how these women getting all these bruises

so easily? And these women are like really

pale white. They're like white white. So I

don't know if it's like a really white.

Person thing where they bruise like a

peach. Anyone else here who's like ginger

white bruise easily?

So yeah, girlfriend B, a serial, was just

really bad.

It was okay when we were doing it, but

then afterwards all the bruising. How am I

gonna be satisfied sexually when it's

gonna take like a month for her to recover

every time we do it just once? Once is not

good enough for me. I need to do it like 4

times. If, if I'm staying overnight at a

hotel, I need to do it like 4 times or 3

times minimum, because you do it when you

arrive at the hotel and then you do it

again before you sleep, and then you do it

in the morning a few times too. Isn't that

just normal? How am I going to just do it

once?

I think— I'm not

sure. I think if the legs aren't spread

enough, then I might bruise the girl by

accident. They're not that bony.

It's just because I got no— I got no flesh

on top of the bone. It's just like skin

that goes over my hip bone. In between the

skin and the hip bone, there's nothing.

There's no flesh or meat or anything.

Does anyone else's hips look like that,

or is it just me because I'm really

Don't just go caveman mode, but I'm just

doing it like missionary normal mode.

I need to thrust, don't I? I can't just—

how can I stop thrusting before my hips

make contact? Contact, but then it's not

satisfying. I need to be like rocking

on them.

And then the other bad news is because I,

because I had to let go of girlfriend B,

it means I don't have a reason to use the

electric bike anymore. And the whole

reason of getting the electric bike was so

that I could cycle to her place without

fainting going up hills. And I only got to

use it twice, and now I don't have a

reason to use it anymore, which is why I

didn't want my mum to buy me the electric

bike because it was like £1,000, because I

knew this was going to happen. I knew this

wasn't really going to be a long-term

thing, and I just wanted to borrow her

bicycle, but she wouldn't let me. She

thought— she thinks I'm gonna wreck her

bike. She doesn't trust me with things.

She thinks I'm gonna break stuff, even

though I've never broken anything, and

I've been biking my whole life. Like, my

whole teenage life, I was riding my

bicycle up and down to school. I've got

more biking experience than my entire

family combined, but she didn't trust me

with her electric bike, so she got me my

own one. Now I'm feeling a bit

guilty because I'm never going to use it.

I need to find reasons to use it,

I guess. The other problem with the

electric bike is it's very expensive, so

you don't really want to leave it chained

up outside places. It might get stolen.

So I can't really use it just when I need

to go to town because then I risk having

to leave it chained up. I guess I could

chain it up at the train station in front

of the security camera. So he's going to

steal a bicycle in front of the security

camera.

It's a bit annoying because it's a really

fun bike to use.

I don't know if you've used an electric

bicycle before, but they're so much fun.

They go really quickly. Going uphill is

just effortless. You don't need any

muscles. You just go 15 miles per hour

straight up a hill and it feels like

nothing. It's so much fun. I rode it to

Maidstone to meet Girlfriend A. We went to

the park and we had a picnic, but I

couldn't find anywhere to chain it up, so

I was pushing it around the whole time.

It's a bit annoying. I was going to put it

in her car, but her car was too small to

fit in.

So yeah, not great. I was hoping to

have 2 girlfriends to like have, um,

serial with, alternate,

alternate between the 2, but no,

I couldn't. There's, there's like a,

a boundary. I mean, there's like a line

where the work you've got to

put into having cereal becomes

not worth the reward. So I want to have

sex, but I don't want to have to put too

much work into having it. So meeting

friends and meeting family is just too

much work, too much effort. The

work-to-reward ratio becomes too skewed

towards work and I'm not getting any of

the reward. I got it like once after

2 months and I don't know how long I have

to wait until the next time. And then it's

probably not going to be great and I'm

going to bruise her again. And then she

said I didn't do enough foreplay.

I felt like we did quite a lot of foreplay

for me anyway. It's just I don't do a lot

of foreplay is because I get bored and

then I lose my erection. The only reason

I'd want to do a lot of foreplay is if

she's really hot and it turns me on. But

most girls I get with are just not really

that good looking because, as you know,

um, I don't really attract very attractive

women because I'm not very attractive

myself, I guess. The most attractive women

I ever attracted were when— was when my

channel was popping and I was famous, but

I kind of lost my YouTube fame, and with

that I lost the attractive ladies. And the

types of ladies I get on dating apps are

not great looking. That's why I don't

bring them home. So I don't really want to

do foreplay because I'll just get a floppy

and then it's embarrassing. So I want to

get stuck in as soon as I can, or else I

get floppy. Why can't we just do foreplay

during insertion,

so she complained a lot about my

technique. Now I feel like I lost a lot of

confidence and I wouldn't feel comfortable

doing it with her again anyway.

I thought you were in Malaysia. Not yet,

going to Malaysia in a few weeks' time,

so I need to let go of these girlfriends

anyway. Because I'm gonna be in Malaysia

and I'm not planning to come back soon.

I did tell them I'm going to Malaysia,

but I didn't tell them I was going to

stay. Didn't tell them I'm planning to go

to Korea and hopefully back into Japan.

Is it bad if I keep touching these frozen

burgers and suck my finger?

So I'm not sure how I'm gonna let go of

Girlfriend A. Letting go of Girlfriend B

was easy because she annoyed me, so I

didn't really feel guilty. But Girlfriend

A is a lot better. She doesn't moan and

she doesn't have like a snappy,

bitey personality, which I really like. I

like more docile passive,

reserved types of women. I don't really

like those fiery, in-your-face,

swearing-all-the-time kind of women. I

find that very, very off-putting.

That's why I— one of the things I didn't

like about Mida, she kept saying fuck you

to me over nothing. I feel like fuck you

is a very rude thing to say, something you

only say when you're actually very

offended by someone. I would never tell

someone fuck you unless they really

annoyed me, but just saying fuck you in

casual speech all the time, I find it to

be very uncivilized. Mila was like the

woman from My Fair Lady. She needed to be

educated with the civil

tongue of an Englishman.

Unfortunately, she was a bit too wild for

my tongue to handle. But she was always

like, fuck you, fuck that, fuck.

Saying the F word like it's a cool thing

to say all the time, it's just kind of

cheesy. People say the F word too much.

Just, it, it, it weakens

the effects of the word if you keep using

it willy-nilly.

I don't like women or girls swearing at

me. It's just weird.

So personality-wise, I do like Girlfriend

A a lot more. She's also not nagging me.

She's not— she's not trying to get me to

meet her friends either, which is a good

sign. Although she does keep asking if she

can come over, and I keep having to say no

because my mum's here and it'd be weird.

Then my mum keeps asking me to bring her

over. It's so funny. She wants to come

over, my mum wants her to come over. I'm

the only one who doesn't want her to come

over. She looked like Mila,

I'd be like, yeah, come now. But no,

I'd only bring a girl back home if she's

like hot.

So I don't really want to bring her here

because I don't want— I don't want her to

get too attached because I got to, um,

sever the link. In the next few weeks.

Self-sabotaging behavior. Well, yeah,

I will self-sabotage if I'm not— if I'm

not wanting what I have. That's why—

that's why I didn't really care about the

marriage, and I made all those videos,

and I cheated, and I said mean things

because I didn't care if the marriage

lasted or not. Do you think if I actually

cared about the marriage I would have said

or made any of the videos I did? No way.

I would have been careful.

Do you think you're gonna have better luck

in Asia? Um,

I don't know, because it's been so long

since I went dating in Asia.

Last time I was doing Tinder and stuff in

Japan was 2017 and '18,

and then a little bit in 2019. But I've

kind of aged a bit since then. It has been

5 years, so I have aged a bit. I don't

know if I've got my charming good looks as

much as I used to, so I'll have to see how

it goes. But I'm not feeling as confident

as I used to when it comes to getting

matches. Maybe I can still get matches in

Japan. I don't know about Malaysia.

I don't think I'd even bother to try

dating in Malaysia because

most of them are going to be Muslim and I

don't want to date Muslims. Or any

religious people. And then the Chinese

people there, there's like a 30% split,

like 30%, 30%, 30% ratio of Chinese,

Indian, and Malay people in Malaysia. And

I'm not going to date an Indian person

either. So that just leaves me 30% of the

population who are going to be Chinese,

and they're probably going to be like

really family-oriented and traditional,

and they only want a boyfriend who's a

doctor or a lawyer.

So I'm not really having any expectations

for dating in Malaysia. I'm not even

thinking about it. I'm just gonna have a

nice holiday with my family, take some

video footage, make some vlogs, and if

it's nice there, I'll, I'll book a place

for like a month and just see what it's

like to live there. Do some streams and

then maybe hop over to South Korea because

I, I got some dates in South Korea last

time I went. It's just nothing happened.

I'm not sure where else I could go.

I don't know if Taiwan's open to tourists.

I heard they are still pretty strict with

the border stuff.

People kept saying Japan is open, which

pisses me off because when I say Japan is

closed, I'm saying it is closed to

tourists. Yeah, you can get into Japan if

you got a visa and you got like a job

offer who are sponsoring you, but I don't

have a job offer, I don't have a visa, I

don't have some big multimedia network

Sponsoring me, flying me over to get me a

visa. Yeah, imagine Trash Taste sponsors

me, gets me a visa to come over.

That would never happen even if I had 10

million subs. I'm too— my

reputation is too bad. They don't even

have Sharla on Trash Taste. Why don't they

have Sharla on Trash Taste? She's a big

YouTuber. She's squeaky clean.

Maybe she's too boring to be on Trash

Taste.

Did you see my tweet on Twitter? Sharla

tweeted on Twitter that she's in the UK

now, and I tweeted, tell Chris I'm

still waiting for my beer and my apology.

And then she replied, She just did the

laughing emoji. But my tweet has like

10,000 impressions, which I think means

10,000 people saw it. It was pretty cool.

Yeah, Sharla knows about me from ages ago.

Remember in 2018 I made this video called

Types of YouTubers I Hate? And the

thumbnail, it had Ben Dean in the middle,

and then it had Sharla on the left, and

then on the right it was like Rachel and

Jun. And the video was me complaining

about mukbangers and J-vloggers,

and I took some clips from Sharla, and I

was saying Sharla and Taylor R are like

boring robots or something silly.

And she commented on it saying something

like, he's not wrong though, lol. She's

got a good sense of humor, I think. Not

like that stupid Joey. I made that video

about Joey the Animation Anime Man, and

just because of that one video Chris said

he couldn't be friends with me because

he's friends with Joey and it's hard to be

friends with people who make videos on

your friends like you did. Come on, this

wasn't even serious. It was like a stupid

tongue-in-cheek video where— well, I don't

even remember what I said in it. It was

when the adpocalypse happened and Joey was

complaining that he's not making enough

money on YouTube and he might have to get

a real job. And then I made like a video

reaction to it saying that he

gets hundreds of thousands of views. How

is he not making enough money? What is he

complaining about? I only make $500 a

month at that time, and I was doing

YouTube as my full-time job. So it was

just like a— I mean,

it wasn't really serious. I was just

poking fun at him for complaining about—

he's always complaining about not making

enough money on YouTube, which kind of

pisses me off. But then the guy probably

spends like 20K a month on stupid hentai

figurines. Have you seen his room? It's

like full of manga, full of these really

expensive figurines. He buys all this

useless junk and crap you can see in the

background of his videos, and then he has

the nerve to complain about not making

enough money on YouTube when you know he's

making like 20, 30K a month easy.

So people like me, I barely make 1K a

month sometimes on a bad month, and I'm

not moaning. Well, I do moan, but I feel

like I have the right to moan, don't you?

If I was making 20K a month, I'm not going

to start moaning about it.

Remember Joey made that video a couple

months ago called My Channel Might

Disappear? Just complete pure clickbait.

It never disappeared. He was saying he got

a strike because of some old video, and he

was whining again about how scary it is

because YouTube could disappear any

moment,

and that he's been doing other projects

and this and that. He's always so doom and

gloom about it. Try, try living in my

shoes where you barely even get 6K views

anymore.

God, people getting millions of views

every month. God, it's really good

podcasts getting hundreds of millions of

views, and then they're still whining.

Look at me, I can't even get 10K views.

You'd be freak— he'd be freaking out,

having a mental breakdown if he was in my

shoes. The entitlement

of some people. The guy's probably made

millions off YouTube already.

What about me? It's not fair. I can't

even get views anymore. But it's not my

fault, stupid YouTube won't make my videos

go viral anymore.

You blocked her because she is a minor.

No, actually forgot her

age. I think she's like 34, mid-30s.

People saying PewDiePie got into Japan.

Yeah, cuz some stupid company sponsored

his visa. I wonder

who sponsored PewDiePie's visa. Do you

think it's Trash Taste?

More girlfriend drama, people would watch,

but they still don't. I got girlfriend

drama right now, but people are not

interested unless they're—

unless the girls are on the video.

But I don't really want to do that because

I feel like that's going a bit too far.

If I secretly filmed them or something

weird, or if I told them about the channel

and I got them to come and defend

themselves or something. I mean, that is

when the, the most juicy drama happened,

is when the girls were part of the channel

and then they would try and defend

themselves by making their own statements

But, um, I just— I don't really have the

stomach for that anymore. I just don't

really want to have to deal with people.

What if she comes to my house and like

she's really angry? Because you don't know

what these British girls are like. They

could be violent. They're not, they're not

meek and docile like Japanese women are.

They'd probably get their dad to drive

them over here and beat me up. So I don't

want to push it too far. I feel like I've

already pushed it a bit far by just

explaining everything that happened just

now, which I was going to keep a secret.

I wasn't actually going to say anything

about it, but, uh, I kind

of stopped caring now about trying to keep

stuff secret, trying to protect my image.

Because I already shat all over my image

and it's too late, so I might as well just

admit it. Yeah, I had 2 girlfriends and

they don't know about each other and they

don't know I do YouTube. What are you

gonna do? Gonna unsub? Gonna dislike? I

don't care, do what you want.

I'm done with all that. I'm just gonna

tell you what it is like it is, how it is.

Because I tried changing and becoming a

better person after the whole Mila thing

happened, and nothing good came of it. My

channel died. I never got Mila back.

Never got a new, better girlfriend. So

what did I gain out of it? Nothing. Lost

everything, and my channel died.

You don't seem to have learned. Yeah, I

learned that caring is a

waste of time.

And, um, I should have just not

bothered trying to change, and I should

have just stayed how I was, because at

least it was entertaining for you guys, I

guess.

This burger's still frozen. I'm gonna put

it in the microwave, I think.

I got new glasses too.

I'll show you.

I got these stick-on pad things because

they kept slipping. Look how powerful they

are. Cost me £500.

I got these and I got the same, but I

got sunglasses. So I got these frames,

prescription sunglass frames, and then I

sent them my old frames to put new lenses

in. So I get 3 glasses, total of £540.

And they're so powerful, I feel so dizzy.

I'm getting used to it a bit more now,

but the first and second day it It was

like looking through a GoPro lens.

Everything felt warped and weird. I'm

getting used to it now. It's weird how

your eyes change and get used to it, but

things still seem kind of warped. When I

pick up my phone, it looks like the screen

is curved.

Like your women's glasses you had

previously? Yeah, I asked them to look for

frames that are like my old frames because

I like this design.

It was kind of awkward because the woman

was standing next to me the whole time

helping me look for them, and I feel kind

of pressured. I would prefer to be on my

own and take my own time to look

carefully, but she was just trying to help

me the whole time, and I was trying to

pick ones I liked quickly. I think these

were the best ones they had. I don't like

it when they're too circle because I look

like Harry Potter. I don't like it when

it's too square because then I look too

serious. I don't like it when,

when the bridge bit is straight, like a

straight line at the top, because it makes

you look like you have a unibrow.

But yeah, I can see now. I can see stuff

in the distance and it's sharp and clear,

not blurry.

I hate it when burgers are frozen. Why do

you even have to freeze the burgers?

When I bought burgers, I never froze them.

I just put them in the fridge. But my mum

likes to freeze everything. She started

freezing stuff a lot since I came back

from Manchester. She would make a whole

shepherd's pie, and then I would have one

serving, and then she would freeze the

whole thing. So the next day I was looking

for it and it's all frozen. I had to

defrost it and then she would put it into

different plastic containers frozen into

portions even though I'm going to be

eating it the next day. It doesn't make

any sense. If you're making like a massive

batch of food to save for the future for

like next month, then yeah, freezing it

makes sense. But I'm going to be eating it

every day for the next week. It'll be gone

in a few days. What's the point freezing

it? So I have to defrost it and take

it out the freezer every time I want to

have dinner. Just makes no sense.

It makes no sense.

I mean, don't you think it's weird?

You've only been— you've only met a guy a

few times and you've only had like a

couple of dates. Don't you think it's a

bit too soon to be introducing him to

friends and family? You don't even know

yet if the relationship's gonna work.

Just because we both decided that, yeah,

we'll be boyfriend and girlfriend It

doesn't mean that we know for sure that

it's actually going to work. We don't know

anything about each other. And then you've

introduced me to everyone, and then you'll

tell them all that we've broken up.

That's why I don't really want to

introduce people I've met to people I know

or my family straight away until I know

for sure. I mean, I did bring Mila

back straight away on the second date.

Second time we met, but that's because I

really liked her.

It just seems a bit silly.

Maybe I should have just been honest and

said I don't want to meet your friends.

But I feel like that would have hurt her

feelings a lot, and then she would have

been very upset, and then I would have to

console her over it. What is the big deal?

She said— she said that she would like to

meet my friends too. I said I don't have

any friends. Even if I had friends,

it's not like I would introduce them.

It's kind of weird I have to explain why I

don't have any friends. I usually say,

well, I was living in Japan for a while

and had friends there, but then I don't

talk to them anymore. That kind of works.

Uh, microwave burger, it's all squishy.

Oh, it smells— oh, oh,

it smells like microwave meat.

Stuck in the middle.

It's so squishy on the

outside and frozen in the middle.

Disgusting. If you vibe with her friends,

you're off to a good start. Yeah, but you

know what I'm like. I'd probably end up

hating her friends because I hate

everyone. Uh,

it smells because it started to cook on

I just know I'm gonna find her friends

probably boring or annoying.

The reason why I find it boring is because

I have to keep my actual identity a

secret, so I can't say anything about

YouTube or stuff that's actually

happened to me in the past. So I'm like

acting this role of myself, which is like

a watered-down version of myself, and it's

kind of boring because I can't, I can't

show them me. I gotta hide it.

So it really limits what I can talk about.

Oh.

Okay, I think medium heat.

Do we have any onions?

No.

No onions,

nothing.

I thought I heard my mum's car.

How to make perfect burger.

This reminds me of the grill I had in

Rotterdam, remember? Had that flat

table grill, but this one's got holes in

it, so you can't really cook an

egg because it'll fall into the hole.

This one's more of a grill for meat.

How much money do I make on YouTube now?

Um, last month I made $1,600,

but this month I'm gonna make like $1,100.

Views are not good.

I can't even get 10K with massive

clickbait. And there's nothing trending

right now. I made a Kenobi video on my

second channel, but there's no games

coming out that I could make a video

It's a bit annoying because I'm also going

to have to shut down my OnlyFans because

it's a bit risky to have It's a bit risky

to have OnlyFans when you go into these

Muslim countries, and South Korea is

also pretty strict about it. So my

views are down, people don't really care

even when I talk about girlfriends, and

nothing is trending, and I have to shut

down my OnlyFans.

So hopefully I'll be able to make more

video content, like, uh, vlogging content

when I'm in Malaysia and traveling to help

make up for the losses. But my travel

videos never do very well. My sleeper

train did badly, climbing up the mountain

badly. People just don't watch my, my

travel stuff. My travel stuff is probably

my least watched. Type of video.

Livestreams are actually the most watched,

which is funny. People keep

saying that my reason why my channel dies

is because of my boring 5-hour-long

livestreams, but then my livestreams get

the most views. People seem to enjoy them

the most, and they make the most money.

So it seems like a silly idea to stop

doing them.

But then Asia is a lot cheaper, so I,

I won't need as much money.

That's a plus, I guess. Pluses of Europe

is you can do OnlyFans, but then

everything's more expensive. Asia is

cheaper, but then most Asian countries you

can't do OnlyFans.

I could do it in Japan, but then I would

have to censor and pixelate my peepee.

My piña colada.

Hmm, nice smelling burgers.

What else can I make? That's what I have.

Thailand. Thailand is just as bad. There

was some OnlyFans couple that got arrested

in Thailand and they were fined and

These Asian countries are very strict.

It's just Japan that's a lot less strict.

Weed. Can't smoke weed in nearly every

single Asian country. Can't make porn,

can't eat pork,

can't even use Facebook. What is wrong

with Asia? It's like they're stuck in the

Stone Ages.

Also a problem,

why they have to be such buttholes about

everything, just crying because they were

colonized by the West for such a long

time. Oh boo-hoo, British made

us use opium, so we're gonna ban weed.

Sticking it to their colonial masters.

Singapore is even worse. You know, even

watching— I mean, even having porn on your

phone is breaking the law in Singapore.

Not even porn you've made, it's just like

porn you might have downloaded. If they

catch you doing that, they'd fine you or

something. Singapore's stupid.

Now watching it is apparently not breaking

the law, but having it in your possession

is breaking the law. It is true,

I read it when I was researching it.

Google it then.

Oh, it just squirted.

No one's forcing you to go there. Yeah,

my family is. They're going on a family

trip. I want to join. I want to be part of

the family trip, make some memories, have

some nice food, swim in the sea,

see some turtles.

Asia's nice, it's just the cultures and

the governments there suck. Apart from

Japan. Japan is the only Asian country

that doesn't suck, apart from the COVID

measures, stupid border control

I don't think I'd want to live in Asia. I

think it's nice to go there for a couple

months, have some food, experience the

weirdness, and then come back home. I

wouldn't want to live there, so I would

never want to live in Japan. I just want

to bug around for a couple months and

then come home, eat some proper food like

British bacon and burgers.

People keep saying I made such a big

mistake for, for leaving Japan.

I never really wanted to live there. I

just like going there for long holidays

and then coming home. Well, this bacon's

Thick like your mama's ass.

Korea is a weird country too. I was

watching a video about South Korea and the

chaebols. Which is like the Korean version

of the zaibatsu, which are like the big

conglomerates of Japan.

Korea has Samsung and SK and

Hyundai, Hyundai,

and every single Korean person is

desperate to get into those companies.

It's like in Korea, if you don't get into

Samsung or SK or Hyundai, then you're seen

as a failure. Failure in life. They're all

busting their nutsack over studying to get

into Samsung.

It's just sad. It's like the whole country

is run by a couple corporations and they

have all this political power. They bribe