Cooking Steak

I just don't really feel like talking.

Oh,

I hate this tripod. Not really

Okay, let's put some

seasoning. Onto the steak.

Got some onions.

Oh, too much. Oh, now I spilled it on

the

Hmm, it's pretty

good.

Oh shit,

that's way too much.

Oh, thank you, Ray. I don't know

why everyone's complaining. Tastes really

good. It's beefy, it's juicy,

it just tastes like beef.

I'm not sure what else you'd want from

beef. Sorry, I'm not Gordon Ramsay.

Oh yeah.

Can't believe

this cost $6.

Me and my wife went to yakiniku yesterday.

It was ¥4,000 per person.

Didn't taste that special, just tastes

like beef. $40, I could buy

8 steaks with that money.

I might need to cook more. I don't think

this is going to be enough. I'm still

pretty hungry.

Do you think it's weird to eat raw pepper?

I used to think it's weird, but then I

tried it and it's really good raw. It's

really nice and bitter and crunchy. Don't

need to cook it.

Well, lychee juice is really good.

I don't usually drink lychee, but it's

I have a video prepared. I'll upload it

after I finish. I think it's a pretty good

video. I spent half the afternoon editing

it. I spent all of yesterday filming

it.

I hope you enjoy.

I'm spilling the salt everywhere.

I'm gonna sneeze.

Nice gun.

I think I'm gonna have to cook the rest of

it. I'm still hungry.

Who's enjoying the stream?

I'm having so much fun.

I need to cook the rest of the steak.

Still hungry. That was good

steak.

There's some good lighting.

I'm a bit scared to talk because the walls

here are very thin, and I think there's

a foreigner in the room next to this one

because there's a sticker on his door and

it says, um, Airbnb.

I feel embarrassed. He might, he might be

listening to me. I saw the light, so he's

definitely in there. I saw a white guy at

7-Eleven. It might be him.

Have some bread this time.

Bread and— uh-oh.

I think I have some more lychee,

rich in vitamin C.

Guess who's in Japan?

Hmm, well,

well, I don't know what to talk about.

Why don't you tell me about your day and

then I'll pretend to care? Oh, oh really?

Wow, that's fascinating. No way!

That's me pretending to care.

No way!

Oh my God, no way!

Shut up!

I can't believe you said that.

Am I convincing? I've been working on it

I can't believe I finally got 90K subs.

Pretty good. It's not 1

million, but I'll take it.

I can't believe my steak only cost $6.

If I ate it every day for dinner, that

would cost me 6 times 30.

666,

81, no, 18. 666 is

18, uh, then add

a zero, $180. That's quite expensive

actually. Maybe it's not very cheap, $6

for a steak.

I thought it was cheap, but now I'm not so

sure now that I've times it by 30.

It's a good steak. It's not tough. Tastes

good. It's actually the cheapest. Shit,

I keep getting blood on my table because I

rest on my elbow.

And, um, well, I was having sex and the

skin on my elbow kind of got grazed. And

now every time I rest my elbow on this

surface, I get blood on it. I'd like to

show it to you, but it's kind of gross.

But you can kind of see it.

I was gonna get a plaster, but I keep

forgetting because

I was doing missionary. And then when you

do missionary, you put your elbow on the

bed, don't you? And my elbow was rubbing

on the bed too much, I guess, caused

friction. Rubbed off the skin off my

elbow,

and now it keeps bleeding all over my

counter.

I'm scared it's going to get infected and

then I'll get sepsis like my dad.

I don't think it's a good idea to stream

in the evening. I just feel like I have no

energy. I should stream during the day.

It's half past 8. I don't really feel very

energetic, and I don't want to make too

much noise because the walls are quite

thin here.

Missionary is my favorite.

Um, how to make this? Okay, so first

season steak,

lightly seasoned.

Get some

green onions.

Looks delicious.

Oh,

that's good.

It tastes

so good, you won't believe it.

It's amazing.

Oh.

Look at that, perfectly cooked, pink

middle, just like my pussy.

This tastes so good, I can't believe

Okay, it doesn't look great, but trust me,

it tastes delicious. There's fat in

the beef, in the steak, and it's so

creamy, like butter.

Oh, mixed with the

spring onions really well.

Okay, so I guess I'll tell you what's been

happening. Um, yesterday— no,

2 days ago, my wife came here. She slept

the night and we went to Osaka Castle

together yesterday. She left this morning.

Now she's coming back tomorrow and she's

gonna stay the night again.

I stayed at her place the first day I got

here.

I couldn't even last one day without going

to see her. I was so lonely.

Her shirt's here. She left it.

But the problem is she's on her period,

so we couldn't have sex.

Sex. So I came all

this way, still haven't had sex yet.

This is the annoying thing about women,

they're always having periods. At least

with the sex doll, it never has periods.

Now I have to wait until I don't know

when.

This is why men need 2 wives, so when

one's on her period, then you can use the

other wife.

Oh, thank you, Viper.

Don't be a wimp,

earn your red wings. I did. The first

night we got back— I mean, I got back— we

had sex and then there was blood

everywhere, all over the bed.

She said, oh, I haven't been taking the

contraceptive pill. Properly. I missed a

day or something, and I said, how come

you're still taking the pill? We haven't

been together for about 5 months now.

Oh, thank you, Ray. Who's Greg? Oh, he's

some guy who messaged her on HelloTalk.

No, we had sex Thursday when we got here,

and we didn't know she was on her period.

After we finished, there was blood

everywhere.

So now we're waiting for it to finish

because I don't like blood. It's horrible.

It smells horrible.

Oh, some people have been saying that I'm

40 because in my last video I showed

you a photograph and in the corner it said

87, 1987. And then people were

saying that how could I be 10 when I— how

could I be 10 in 18— 1987?

Because my mum didn't set the date

properly on the camera.

If I'm 40, that means my sister is also

nearly 40. And you guys have seen my

sister, don't you? Look, food.

This is what loneliness looks like.

Good thing I have a wife.

I'm not

She never handed in the divorce papers,

so we're still married.

What will I do tonight? Play some Rainbow

Six. That's it, really. Watch YouTube,

cry myself to sleep.

Wow,

life's so boring.

Oh,

some beer.

Well,

that's dinner finished. Still have lots of

seasoning left.

Life with people, exciting.

My mum asked me if I wanted to go to New

York for Christmas. I said not really.

It would be a 16-hour flight from Japan.

Well, better do the washing up.

I got this

new coffee. I'm not really

sure what, what kind of coffee it is.

I think it has sugar in because it says

corn Sip here.

You get quite a lot. You get 30 sticks,

so 30 cups of coffee.

Costs ¥300, so 30 divided

by ¥300, it's about It's about ¥10

per coffee. It's pretty good. It's about

10 cents, isn't it? 10 times 30 is ¥300.

Yeah, can you get a coffee at Starbucks

for 10 cents? I doubt it.

I have no idea why people spend so much

money on coffee. Going to Starbucks,

spending $6 or more just for one cup

of coffee. It's crazy. I would never go to

Starbucks. For $6,

I could make 6 cups of this instant

coffee.

I'm not addicted to it. I just find it

comforting. It's nice and warm.

It's like a warm blanket that you can

drink.

Sorry if it's lagging, don't know

how to fix it.

When I move back to my wife's place, the

internet would be— should be much better.

She has positive sugar milk.

Yeah,

Starbucks before. I'm too poor,

I only get instant coffee.

Well, it's, it's Airbnb internet, So can't

expect too much.

Watched a pretty good movie last night.

It's on Netflix.

It's about a robot in

a facility, and the robot's all by itself

and there's no humans. And then the robot

has all these— what's the word— human

fetuses. In containers, and then

she grows one of the fetuses into a baby,

and then she, she calls it daughter,

and then she raises the baby and

teaches it stuff.

And then all this crazy stuff happens.

This woman outside comes in And

then the girl who was raised by the robot

wants to help the woman, but the robot

says to trust her and the woman says not

to trust the robot. It's quite

interesting. The ending was a bit rubbish.

It didn't really explain much,

the ending. It just didn't feel

satisfying. Apart from the ending, I

thought it was quite good.

It's a bit like Terminator, I guess.

Humans have died and robots have taken

over.

The robot wants to create a perfect—

perfect humans, so she killed

all of the— she destroyed mankind

for us. Am I up?

Upload the video in about an hour.

You sound absolutely miserable. I don't

feel great, to be honest.

I'm not feeling the best today.

Maybe I stream when I feel bad.

Must be pretty boring to watch.

Oh, I finished my new drawing on Instagram

if you want to see. Hold on.

Oh, fucking hell. Don't look at my face.

Okay, that's my new drawing.

I think it's pretty good.

Follow me on Instagram.

I think it's pretty good, right?

But now people are calling me saying that

I have a victim mentality just because I'm

expressing my feelings, what it feels like

to be a YouTuber. I don't have a victim

mentality. Just because I

feel like a victim sometimes doesn't mean

I have a victim.

Why is it so bad I'm a victim?

People should pity me? Of course not.

Hmm, it's quite good coffee.

I'm really enjoying drawing again on the

iPad. It's really good for drawing.

I got XCOM on the iPad. It's pretty good.

Coffee's too hot to drink. I don't want to

burn my tongue.

Do you think I should just move back into

my wife's place? I'm supposed to be here

for a month, but a month's pretty long.

I really made a mistake. I should have

booked it for a few weeks, not one month.

I didn't think I'd go back to my wife's

place so soon.

It's just like a waste of money if I don't

use it.

It's supposed to be nice.

I think the internet's only bad today

because last time I streamed yesterday it

was pretty good. No one was complaining

about that.

So who likes stuff?

And things, things and

stuff as well. It's pretty good.

Maybe I'll buy a new game. I could get

XCOM 2. Or I could get a Total

War game,

Three Kingdoms, but I don't really like

China. I don't want to play in China.

They should make a Japan Total War.

I have Total War: Warhammer 2, but I

didn't like it. I played as Orcs and I got

pretty far. I nearly went dwarves, but

then the vampire people got insanely

powerful and they just steamrolled

everyone else. I couldn't do anything.

It's really annoying.

Maybe I'll download it and try again. I

watched TotalBiscuit play it and it just

looked like fun when he played it. When I

play it, it's just boring.

I tried playing Total War: Rome, but

that's boring as well. Maybe I just don't

have the patience for those games.

Oh, thanks, Viper. Dwarves are worse than

counts. I don't really know what the

difference is. I only played orcs. I

played a bit of Empire, but I didn't get

very far.

You just go onto Airbnb, then press book

now, and then you turn up and they

have the key in the mailbox and they give

you a code, and then you just open it and

then take the key out and then come

inside. You don't even have to see the

owner. So it's pretty good for people

like me. Don't have to meet anyone.

It's all self-service, self-check-in,

self-checkout.

I wonder

if she makes good money. She has quite a

few places here, renting them out.

It seems like quite a good job. I don't

have to see the customers.