life in japan is getting worse...

Testing.

Testing,

testing, testing.

Which gym should we go to?

Which gym should we go to?

Oh shit, what day is it?

Because I remember last time they had 2

days in the week where they had no staff.

I forgot what the days were.

Today is, uh, Thursday.

Well, we'll go there anyway.

7 minutes away.

Plans for today, we go to the gym, go to

laundry, get lunch, and then I don't know.

Main thing to do is gym.

Okay, let's go.

Sweet.

Got passport, got my wallet, got my phone,

got my laundry.

It

feels weird wearing only one pair of

trousers.

I feel a bit naked, but I gotta wash the

other pair and I don't want to wear the

jeans.

Jeans so damn tight.

La

lingerie.

Bike key.

Okay, let's go.

My gloves,

biking gloves.

I should probably wash these too.

I'll wash them in soap tonight.

These will be good for the gym.

I can grip weights more easily.

Okay, let's go.

I'm ready.

Please push the button for the desired

floor again.

Going down.

At the 8th

floor.

Going down.

The 6th floor.

Going down.

So second floor, they've got washing

machines.

Second floor.

Oh, they got laundry here.

Well, if there's laundry here, then we

just do it when we get back.

30 minutes.

Um,

maybe I take the laundry back upstairs

then

because I don't want to sit here for 30

minutes.

They've got detergent, ¥100.

Okay,

so ¥100 for detergent, ¥100 for the dryer,

¥100 for the washing, ¥300.

I'm going back up.

Okay,

then we just go to the gym, I guess.

You've kinded.

Ninth floor.

Down.

Yes, sir.

I'll do it tonight.

This evening.

So I have to come back, go up, then go

back down.

I don't know.

Floor— Spackle Magnum-esque going down.

I parked my bike so close to

wine.

Okay, go to demo.

嗯，好。

So

damn slow.

Uh, where the fuck is the gym?

Oh, it is

Anytime Fitness.

7.

Oh shit, where's my

money?

Oh no,

I took ¥10,000 out yesterday.

This gym doesn't say it has a 1-day free

trial.

Okay, I guess we ring the doorbell.

I don't know where I put that ¥10,000 from

yesterday.

I guess I'll put the phone into my side

bag.

終 わ って、 なんか み んな あの あります ね。 無 料 体 験 とか ない

ですか？ 無 料 体 験 は やって ない ですね。 はい、 一 日 な らい く

ら ぐ らい ですか？ 千 円 ですか？ 千 円。 現 金 あ カ ード でも いい

ですか？ あ 現 金 だけ なん ですね。 駅 前 前。 あ 近 く には ある

んです か？ 近 く には あります。 あ 近 い。 あ と なんです けど、 通

常 なら 2000 円 なんです けど ね。 外 して も 1000 円 で して

く れる ので、 多 分 何 回 でも 出 て き て く れる ん じゃない かな

と思います。

では 北 海 道 チ ーム。 こ いつ。 第二 の チ ーム。 た く さん ト ロ

フ ィ ー の 持 ち 主。 こ いつ。 第三 の チ ーム。 審 査 員 お 世

話 にな った チ ーム。 嬉 しい。 あ なた の 口 座 は？ 三 つ の 味

を 食べ 比 べ て 教 えて ください。

では、 試 験 を 開始 する こと、 講 義 を 説 明 する ため、 レ シ ピ

ブ や 割 り 箸 を 説 明 いた して お ります。 レ シ ピ ブ や 割 り

箸 が 必 要 な と き には、 レ ポ ート タ ス ク を 押 して 反 則

が な さ れ ます。 はい、 ありがとうございます。

こ ちら も 大丈夫 ですか。 はい。 では ですね、 こちら に ある んです

けれ ども、 これは 同 じ マ シ ン にな って ます。

こちら も 同 じ です。 こ っち が マ シ ン ですね。 にな って ます

ので、 こちら は や っぱ あの ちょ う ど 新 しい っていう。

状 態 にな ります。 で こちら が ソ ミ ス の テ ーブ ル パ ワ ー ラ

ンプ にな って ま して、 こちら が 法 律 い

わ ゆ る で プ ラ スト イ レ にな って ます。 はい。 で、 カ メ ラ

の 説 明 以上 と 触 る のは 今 で 使 用 して いただ いて 大丈夫

です。 あの また 聞 きた かった ら また 聞 く いい です よね。 なんか

今日 今日 から また 聞 き たい なら あ そうですね。 千 円 ですか ね。

あ 最 初 だけ なんです よね。 あ 最 初 だけ はい。 次 回 二 千 円

いつ いつ なん ですか ね。 もう 一 回 受 け た ら。

What did he say?

Wow wow wow wow wow!

The hell was that?

Getting pressed again just by sitting on

the street.

Okay, finish my.

Gemma.

Uh-huh.

Ah, I lost strength.

Definitely got weaker.

I don't know why this gym's different.

They— he said they're not doing a free

trial,

and then he charged me ¥1,000 for one day,

and he said I can come back.

As many times as I want.

But the other gym said I can only come

here once, even though it's the same gym,

Anytime Fitness.

I don't understand.

So I guess I could go there again.

It was an okay gym, just a bit cramped.

There's no place to sit and do

bicep curls apart from the bench press

area.

The guy next to me was bicep curling 22

kg.

His arms were huge.

There's no way I could lift that.

I could probably barely lift it with 2

hands.

50g of protein in the next 5 minutes.

Really?

How much food is that?

I feel like I'm like a stick compared to

those other guys in the gym.

Even the gym guy, the staff guy, was bench

pressing next to me.

Doing 20 kg on each side.

His arms were big.

I thought he looked kind of chubby, but

he's actually kind of big.

He had like this short, wide build, like a

dwarf.

I bet he's insanely strong in a fight,

like gorilla strength.

I don't know where I am.

Where am I?

Maybe I go to KFC,

get some protein.

It's hard to keep your strength up when

you don't have dumbbells at home.

In the end, I was struggling to do 6 kgs.

I could do like 10 reps on 6 kgs.

At the end of the session.

The guys in the gyms here are pretty big

compared to Thailand.

In Thailand, the guys were not that

ripped.

Bench an empty bar.

How heavy is an empty bar?

Aeon supermarket.

Where should I go?

My arms.

How much do you weigh?

I weigh about 53 kg.

Where's

KFC?

Hi.

Whoa, that guy's like 7 foot tall.

Did you see that guy?

Freaking giant.

福 ちゃ んだ ね。 福 ちゃん、 梱 包 品 の 解 剖 は 福 ちゃ んだ ね。

福 ちゃん、 直 立 成 長、 会 いた い ね。 福 ちゃ んだ ね。 福 ちゃ

んだ ね。

そんな 弱 い か。

昨 日 自 分 を 超 えて いく。 積 み 重 ね て きた 一 つ 一 つ が

忘 れる 自 信 は ない。 挑 戦 を 続 ける から だ よ。

Oh, white shirt guy was huge.

Did you see that?

Where's KFC?

Further.

Oh yeah.

I'm at this damn hotel again, the Hotel

Monterey,

where I committed

theft.

Still not even close.

What the hell?

La la la la

la.

Oh, damn wind.

Oh my God.

Oh,

you know.

Oh, you know.

Oh yeah, where the fuck is it?

What the fuck?

Why is it so damn far away?

I can't even see it.

I thought I was gonna go to the center,

like Osaka Central bit.

Where the fuck is this?

What?

Middle of nowhere.

Ah, fuck's sake.

Should have gone to that McDonald's.

Oh, what a drive-in.

Oh, they have a restaurant.

It's fine.

You can smell it from here.

Hmm, KFC, good for workout food.

い ら っ しゃ い ませ。 店 内 で お 召 し 上 が り でしょう か。

あ、 店 内 で。 はい、 か し こ ま りました。

これ が 九

百 五 十 円 ですか。 はい、 フ レ バ ー ガ ー の ボ ック ス 九 百

五 十 円 なんです が、 今 だ った ら この S ラ ンチ に 単 品 三 百

九 十 円 で え っと 九 百 四 十 円 で 同 じ セ ット が で きます。

なんか ビ ス ケ ット が いい な。 これ はい 一 つ ください。 オ リ ジ

ナ ル チ キ ン セ ット で よろ しい でしょう か。 か し こ ま

りました。 ド リ ン ク い か が な さ います か。

ペ プ シ、 ペ プ シ。 はい、 わか りました。 こちら で よろ しい

でしょう か。 はい。 はい、 ありがとうございます。 こちら で ございます。 洗

濯 機 の ア プ リ コ ンタ ク ト よろ しい でしょう か。 あ、 持 って

ない です。 はい、 お 願 いい た しました。

あり がとう ございます。

百 六 十 円 と レ シ ート ア ン ケ ート です。 ただ 待って ください

ませ。

That

was quick.

That was

quite quick.

Oh my

God,

it's so hot.

The hell?

There's only 2 pieces and the chips— what

a rip-off!

¥840.

I thought I was getting loads.

How's this barely any food?

I've only got 15 chips.

The picture looked like there's loads on

it.

This is 50 kg of protein.

You can get way more food if you went to

Matsuya.

¥650.

How much protein is this?

2 chicken bits, not even the chicken leg.

Maybe we look for somewhere else to eat

afterwards.

840 yen, barely anything.

大众车。

Y los famosos ejemplos que usted más

tiene, no, pues que nunca le ha faltado un

tiro, que no se han derrumbado, que ha

sido, no les cuesta nada, que no les

falta, les da el trabajo constante, no,

así no lo necesiten ellos.

Pero es que tampoco por ello no saben.

Yo creo que imagínese cuando uno es un

profesor de energía, que le bajó la madre

a la persona.

Daniel,

have you tried

people there?

Oh, thanks, Christopher.

People nearby online?

No, I never tried that.

Do they just add random people?

This stream sponsored by KFC.

Okay,

next.

Oh, this bit from Mexico.

That was scary.

Did you hear the Spanish-speaking guys

next to me?

I accidentally kicked a chip at them.

I don't think they noticed.

I was trying to pick up the chip and I

kicked it with my foot and it went

straight to their feet, and it sounded

like they're speaking Mexican or

something.

お疲れ様でした。

That

kid, he just stood there staring at me.

What's he looking at?

It's hard to end a meet on this.

Still hungry.

Yeah, what a rip-off.

¥840.

I thought I'd get 4 pieces.

Oh, they give you a wet wipe.

That's nice.

No, my finger's all sticky.

Good.

I need a bin.

It's too much rubbish in my basket.

Okay, next mission, we gotta find a bin

and then go to toilet.

What an amazing day.

Where's my bike key?

What else do we need to do?

See more under services, people nearby.

Well, I can just chat to strangers online.

Where's my bike key?

Uh, I found it.

I should have

We bought the chicken burger, ¥500.

Not good value for money.

¥840 for 2 pieces and about 12, 12 chips.

Oh my

God,

the Thai girl's messaging me now.

She's okay, she

just had a little tantrum.

But I put her in her place.

I said, don't worry so much.

And she said, okay, I'll try.

She keeps saying, I'm worried about you,

baby.

Worried about what?

It's like she thinks I'm in Afghanistan or

something.

I'm in the safest country in the world.

I think she's just on her period.

Okay, anything interesting nearby?

Kind of windy today.

This place is kind of dull, isn't it?

The reason I want to go back to Thailand

is because dating is going to be nearly

impossible.

I'm banned on Tinder.

Tinder and Bumble.

I can't get on Pairs because I don't have

a Japanese zairu kado or a passport.

There's literally no way to date unless I

just go to a bar

and try and meet people in a bar.

Also, it's getting expensive going from

hotel to hotel.

The only choice to live in a, in a

dormitory capsule hotel,

which will still be double the price of my

Thailand apartment.

So everything just seems like a lose-lose

here.

I can't afford to pay $2,000 a month for

hotels.

I need a stupid Zaidu card to do

everything or anything.

I can't even go on a dating app without a

Zaidu card.

They're so anti-tourists here.

Oh, thanks, Ed.

Nakano Shimbashi Guest House.

What, in Tokyo?

To book a guest house, you have to pay for

a month.

They usually don't let you book it for a

few weeks, and I don't know how long I'm

gonna be here.

It's hard to predict what's going to

happen.

My first plan was I was going to go to a

guest house on the 2nd of April

and live there for a bit, but I didn't

think the Thai girlfriend would come to

Japan.

So it would have been silly to book a

guest house for a month and then still

have to book hotels while she's here.

Very tricky.

Life was a lot more comfy in Thailand.

Now I have to be out on the streets all

day.

Oh my God, it's windy.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Haven't heard you cough, Isla.

Out a few big coughs, but yeah, I'm not

coughing as much

and my ribs hurt a bit less now, so I

think I'm on the mend.

Not too long, then I should be back to

strength, full strength,

full strength.

Wow, are these Ferraris?

What are these?

See the white car?

What is that?

Looks cool.

Looks cool.

Not as cool as a Tesla though.

Do you remember Elvis the Alien?

Yeah, name rings a bell.

Why?

What happened?

Is he ready to apologize to me?

La la la la la la la

la la la.

Yeah.

Where's my apology?

Where am I going?

Maybe go straight.

Oh, it's so windy.

Turn left,

get out of the wind.

The wind is here too.

Wind is everywhere.

What are you

doing?

What even is the point of wind?

Imagine if wind just stopped existing.

How would it affect the Earth?

I guess wind blows pollen around, which

helps plants.

Wind is so stupid.

All it does is blow.

Kind of blow behind me.

Oh my God, it's

hard to pedal on a flat.

Wind is blowing right into me.

I think

we're gonna have diarrhea tonight because

of the KFC.

So greasy.

Japan's not as exciting as I thought it'd

be.

I'm right next to an Open window.

See?

Oh, we're nearly back at the slum.

The hell?

Why are we going towards the slum?

Well, it's a Ford Mustang.

Slum chaps.

Accidentally.

Oh my God, windy.

Shall we dance?

Still don't see any bins.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Could do this bike vlog in Thailand.

Yeah, I wonder what cycling in Thailand's

like.

Very dangerous.

I see bins over there.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

And I'm out of moss.

Why did you go back to Osaka and not a new

place?

Because Osaka has a few special things

that other places probably also have, but

I don't really know where they are.

It's just easier because I know where the

stuff is here.

I don't see how a new place would be more

interesting though.

Every city is basically the same.

Head off.

There

you

go.

Is that a toilet?

I

need

to poop.

No toilet.

No.

Toilet,ありません.

Well, that is shit.

No toilet.

Maybe I go back to that hotel

that had a pretty nice toilet.

Nikko Hotel.

9 minutes away.

Okay, let's go to Nikko Hotel and take a

shit.

This is amazing content.

Going to gym and eating KFC and then going

to shit.

Best IRL in Osaka.

Oh, yo.

Life in Japan, very exciting, isn't it?

Indian restaurant.

Oh, thanks, Doma.

Nico is looking for you.

Yeah, Super Chat goes towards the bar

goal.

Never say anything about Sneako.

Isn't he in Japan?

Maybe we get Indian food later.

Smells pretty good.

Taj Lunch.

Smells like Indian food.

I need to poop.

I want tandoori chicken.

I don't see any tandoori Punjabi lunch.

Asiana.

Me

and Shahira went to an Indian restaurant

once.

It was pretty good.

It says they're looking for staff, ¥1,100

an hour.

It's more than what I make.

Turn

right.

Yeah.

Mila's watching.

How do you know?

That guy's arms were huge.

His forearms were like triple the size of

mine.

Why do all the other men have such big

arms?

Not fair.

I bet he doesn't even go to the gym,

just naturally built like that.

Here we are,

good old Shinsaibashi.

Now where's that toilet?

Nikko Hotel.

I need to poop.

Inside the

police.

Uh-oh, police.

It's going down.

Nearly killed a

kid.

Nearly got her.

Time for poopy.

Creepy time.

I need to pee and poop.

Madam.

Very nice hotel, good toilet.

Looking good.

Wow,

very fancy shopping place.

What do they have here?

They have a wedding salon, Sky Cruiser Bar

Lounge.

This is a very posh place.

Probably too expensive for me.

Out of my price bracket.

The weather's pretty nice now.

Warm.

What happened to Joe Biden?

He ROP'd.

I

have no idea what to do.

Restart mic.

Really?

Oh yeah.

Is it fixed now?

There's a shop over there, it's called

Mila Owen.

Mila,

Mila Owen.

2 hours ago.

乗っけて入るから。乗っけて。

It's everybody.

You can speak everyone.

That way.

Hmm,

what to do?

This is Thai food.

Oh my God, this is a song my girlfriend

loves.

My girlfriend plays this song in the car

all the time.

I'll take a video of this.

Oh my God.

Wow, it's like I'm back in Thailand.

Thai music is way better than Japanese

music.

Oh my God, I'm getting goosebumps.

Oh, this makes me miss Thai girlfriend.

Guys, listen to this music.

Oh,

thanks.

God

damn it.

I had to turn the SIM card on just to get

Connection's too poor here for Wi-Fi only.

Oh, you missed the best bit of the song,

stupid connection.

That song's on the radio every day in

Thailand.

It's a shame that food doesn't look really

appealing.

I don't know what it is about Thai food,

it just doesn't really catch my eye.

I don't know why the pocket Wi-Fi performs

so badly here.

I need to turn my SIM card on, otherwise

it keeps disconnecting.

We got bonding on now, should be fine.

Fingers crossed.

She messaged me last.

No, she messaged me this morning.

I just said, "Don't be sad.

I miss you too, baby."

And then she was okay.

이 수가 이제 말였었거든요.

아빠랑 지금.

I think Thai Girlfriend has provided more

content than anything that's happened here

so far.

There's been zero of content since I came

to Japan apart from, what, going to a cat

cafe, going to the gym,

getting pressed by old angry Japanese men.

I hate young guys like that.

Why are they so fucking loud?

Fuck off.

Get a fucking job.

I mean, the vlog videos with her get

triple the views these livestreams do.

15K.

People like the vlogs.

The date vlogs.

They don't really make much money though.

They make like $25, $35.

Showroom.

The hell's this?

Ten thousand yen per person.

Nomimono.

A thousand yen for one drink.

What was that?

Like a.

Cabaret, ¥10,000 for one person.

Whoa, oh, it's stuck in this groove.

15,000 views for $25, not much.

I made like $20 from ad revenue on these

boring streams just sleeping.

I made like $15 just from the ad rev from

the sleeping streams.

Oh,

this place is nice.

I like the wooden decoration, the wooden

interior.

Wood is a nice material.

¥880.

What's a Getter?

Getter Calbee.

It looks like the kind of place that would

say no gaijin.

Sometimes these little restaurants seem

like they've only just been built so the

owner can hang out there with their

friends and they don't really want

outsider customers.

You don't go places, you bike like Rob CD.

What?

We went all over Osaka.

I wear my biking gloves because it gives

me extra grip and protects me from the

sun.

And it keeps my hands warm if it's windy,

and it looks cool.

La la la la la la la la la la la.

If I send that video to my girlfriend,

she'll be happy.

She'll be like, "Oh baby, you think of

me."

I'll say, "Look what I found.

This reminded me of you,"

and then put "Miss you, baby."

La la la la la.

So.

It's not easy to please women.

The one moment they're having a meltdown,

and then next all you have to say is, miss

you, baby, and then they're completely

okay.

Well, no one else wears biking gloves

because they're not professional

livestream cyclists.

You know, I feel like sometimes I'm back

at the Thai place.

This is the same Thai place I was at just

now.

Why have they closed the doors now?

The doors were closed.

Uh, what was I saying?

I was saying sometimes I feel like I get

bad treatment in Japan because I look

Southeast Asian.

I think Southeast Asians

and Koreans get poorly treated in Japan,

and then obviously Black people get

treated the worst.

But because they're big and intimidating,

people don't mess with them.

They definitely have like a Southeast

Asian look.

I feel like I'd have a better time in

Japan if I was just white.

How much for you to egg Chihiro's mother's

house?

What?

I don't even know where it is.

I'm not even 50% Southeast Asian.

I'm 50% Han Chinese,

but my mom has more Southeast Asian looks

than like a pale Chinese person.

Don't know why.

Just got like that wide nose, dark

complexion.

The wide nose really spoils the look.

You can't really look like Han Chinese if

you've got a wide nose.

Look at these long-haired, brown-haired

hippies.

Who's that?

He looks like Mitch Jones.

I feel like I'm riding round and round in

circles, going nowhere.

It's kind of like my life.

What's this?

¥50,000 for that apartment.

These are $300 a month apartments.

Japanese apartments are cheap.

$300, you get 2 rooms,

bedroom, kitchen, hallway.

¥30,000.

¥30,000 is nothing.

It's probably like $200.

Have I been here?

We've gone down almost every alleyway in

Osaka.

Got 100% this map.

100% completion.

Every single alleyway.

This is where all the host clubs are.

They display how much the host makes in a

month.

It said something like 100 million, 1

million yen.

Why do we need to know how much he makes?

He's like the top host.

He makes a million yen in a month.

There's host clubs everywhere here.

Imagine actually going to a host club.

I feel like it would take a sad person to

go to host clubs.

The guys just seem so shallow, like

they're obviously narcissistic.

I can't imagine them having good

personalities.

Their job is to literally sit there and

drink and talk to women.

How would you respect that?

Huh, we had enough of sleazy alleyways.

They're all the same, really.

Sleazy ways.

I heard that a lot of A lot of the people,

a lot of the women that go to host clubs

are women who work in cabaret clubs.

So they make a lot of money at the cabaret

club, they go and spend it at the host

clubs, and then the host probably goes to

the cabaret clubs, and it's just like

circling the money round and round.

Where did you hear that?

I don't remember.

I heard it from someone who talks a lot

about Japan.

Who did I hear it from?

I don't remember.

Maybe it was Chris.

Chris Brodo.

Not going down there again.

Why are they walking in the bicycle lane?

この ま ま 南 海 線 下 線 自 動 車 路 です。 北 鉄 自 動 新 線 電

鉄 改 線 南 海 線 電 鉄 京 王 線。

How do they get the electric bikes?

I couldn't get one.

Oh, windy.

I guess they have credit cards if they can

sign up for the electric bikes.

I don't have a credit card.

Oh, the freaking wind.

I hate snow.

Oh, this is where I was yesterday when I

was raging about the old man,

so I'll go the other way.

Getting a bit bored of Osaka.

Maybe I'll go to Kyoto next.

You missed the rage yesterday?

I got told off by an old man, then I was

mad about it.

Yeah, I got pressed.

I was just standing there in front of this

door and he wants to get in the door,

and then he just kept saying, move, move,

move.

He said move 3 times, and then he shouted

move another time.

That guy has like a clown bike.

It's like a bike clowns ride.

So tiny.

It looks ridiculous.

Oh shit, it's getting off.

Did you hear me?

Sorry I made fun of your bike.

It looks very manly.

My bike looks more masculine than his

does.

Why are white people so big?

I don't get it.

How do they get so big?

They're huge.

I don't know where— I think they have love

hotels here.

Oh yeah, love hotels.

2 hours, ¥2,790.

I've been here before.

Oh my God, I actually cheated on Chihiro

here several times.

This is where they have love hotels.

Um, Maria Theresa.

I stayed here.

I met a Japanese girl here, actually.

It was probably the worst sex I ever had.

Those

Tinder hookups in love hotels were all

terrible.

I don't think any of them were good.

They're all just like fat Japanese girls,

really bad at sex.

I can't honestly say that any of the

Tinder hookups—

after I finished, I was just like, oh,

come on, just leave.

I want to go play some Rainbow Six.

None of it was good.

Oh, what's this?

PlayStation 5.

My, my fleshlight is actually better than

probably all those Tinder girls I met back

in 2017.

What was bad about it?

I don't know, I just didn't find her

attractive.

It felt weird and awkward.

Yeah, they've got all the love hotels

here.

I've been here many times,

many times.

Is that a Tesla?

Well, that is the Tesla.

It's got like a weird spoiler.

Look at the back of that Tesla.

Why does it have a spoiler?

I've never seen that before.

Is that a Model X or Model Y?

That guy must be loaded if he can get a

Tesla.

He must make like $100K a year.

I want to hear it accelerate,

see what sound it makes.

Come on.

Oh, it's going.

Oh my God, it's completely silent.

That's so weird.

No sound at all.

And then it just does— I think so.

Yeah, the little Chapel Love Hotel.

How blasphemous.

¥6,000.

That's damn expensive.

Well, that's where you got to go if you

want to go to love hotels.

They got them all there.

Fuck

yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck you, yeah.

Oh, what they're building in here?

Christmas market.

Ho ho ho!

I have literally nothing to do but

randomly bike around in circles.

Oh my God!

What is the point of this.

You haven't been to karaoke?

No,

I thought I would stay the night in one,

but I don't really want to.

Be horrible because you have to leave at

like 5 AM.

I think it's 12 until 6 or 12 until 5 for

the night package.

Don't get a blanket or pillow or anything.

People go there if they miss the last

train and they just sing and drink until

they pass out.

Talk to girls?

That's boring.

I watch Ice Poseidon try to talk to girls,

and it was always the most boring part of

the streams.

Plus, I'm too scared to do it.

I don't have the guts.

I don't know what to say.

Talking to girls is complicated because

it's like 2 conflicting

attitudes you have to have.

You want to be nice and polite, but at the

same time, you want to violate their sexy

bodies.

Those 2 things don't really go together.

It always messes up with my mind trying to

think, okay, I want to fuck her, but I

want to be nice as well and not be a

creep.

I don't know how to do the 2 things at the

same time.

I met all my previous girlfriends from

dating sites, a few in a guest house, one

off YouTube.

With dating apps and stuff, it's easy

because you just talk normally first.

You meet up, talk a bit, and then try your

luck.

Or you say bye and then later you ask

them, so do you like me or not?

It's a Thursday today.

Hiding by the side of the road.

I'm kind of fed up with the busy streets

now.

I want that electric bike.

Look how fun it looks, just zip along.

I like the sound they make.

Bike is getting boring.

I don't want to walk around, too lazy.

Because we won't cover much ground, we'll

just be taking ages to walk everywhere.

I feel safe on my bike,

like I can just zip along,

zip out of unfavorable situations.

I think I was having more fun when I lived

in the first apartment, you know, with the

river, the cycle back to Saiki.

Saiki City seemed more— I don't know,

something about it that I liked more.

Seem more wholesome.

I like that river.

Do you remember how excited I got over the

river,

the Yamato River?

It was more peaceful in Sai Kee.

Had those little small quiet neighborhood

areas.

First apartment vibes were good.

Yeah, I liked it more.

I thought being in the center of Osaka

would be exciting, but it's not really.

Yeah, I could do cooking too.

Well,

coming to the— girlfriend's coming.

So I don't know where to stay next.

I might book a place near the airport so

I'm nearby to pick her up,

but it will be off stream so I can't dox

it.

I moved from the first place because I

wanted to be closer to the center

of Osaka, thinking there'll be more stuff

to do, but I don't know,

there's just lots and lots of the same

stuff that I don't care about, like host

pubs, maid cafes,

loads of host pubs, maid cafes.

With girls' bars.

I want to get sake again tonight.

Quite enjoyed that drink.

Has a nice smooth swallow.

Maybe I'll become an alcoholic like Venus.

I don't know what's gonna happen.

The Thai girlfriend's gonna try and bring

me back to Thailand with her,

and then I am— I might say something like,

oh no, I need to stay a bit longer because

Thailand might not let me back in so soon.

Just wait a few more weeks

and then I'll stream a few more weeks in

Japan,

then, uh, go back to Thailand in May, see

my sister.

2 more months in Thailand, then back to

Japan again.

What do you think?

Oh yeah, maybe this time I'll heat up the

sake, see if it tastes better.

It's pretty cheap alcohol.

I think it's ¥100 for a cup.

That's half the price of a beer.

If I move back to Thailand, I can get an

electric bike and put it in our apartment.

That sounds more fun to me, to be honest.

But biking in Thailand,

maybe scary.

A

bit scary.

Oh, the mic is staticky.

Is it

fixed?

Yeah, Thailand's going to be damn hot, 40

degrees.

If I wear sun cream, sunglasses, and get a

hat, maybe it'll be okay.

People

are

so

Oblivious, just walking in front of me.

Wow, schoolgirls

softens your heart,

melts your mom.

Oh, I'm at

a school.

A high school.

Oh, look, more schoolgirls coming out.

Cover your eyes, guys.

No pedo.

Wow, they have chunky legs.

Some of them got chunky legs.

Where am I?

Oh my God, I'm heading back to the slum.

No, turn left this way.

Oh my God, that's the bridge thing I had

McDonald's at again.

Why do I keep on ending up back here?

Why are they going to the slum?

Do they live in the slum?

Slum girls.

Oh, not more of

them.

Do not talk to the schoolgirls.

Why don't you make me not talk to them?

I feel like Saiki City has more this is

Japan vibes.

Osaka has like tourist trap vibes.

I kind of like the more traditional Japan

vibes though.

The big city centers.

What's that?

Nanua Food Garage.

It's a food market under the train

station.

Very Thailand.

The Nankai Toyo Line.

This area is way nicer than that stupid

Shinsaibashi.

Shinsaibashi sucks.

Squeezy alleyways.

Okay, I'm getting first week in Japan

vibes again.

ス ター ト を この 丸 山 丸 山 直 子 で ございます。 八 回 目 の 挑

戦 です。 マ リ ワ の あ った か 母 さん 丸 山 丸 山 直 子 を 今

度 こ そ 次 回 へ と 押 し 上 げ て ください。 丸 山 丸 山 直 子

は 生活 相 談 を 二 十 八 年 続 けて ま い りました。 区 民 の

皆さん の 悩 み を 聞 いて います。

So weird.

Trying to win my vote?

I don't even have a vote.

I wonder if I was white, would they just

ignore, ignore me because they would know

I don't have any voting rights?

Where am

I now?

You can see Stenkaku— Stenkaku Tower.

We're near Shinsekai then.

Yeah, there's a cat ran across the street.

What time is it?

4 o'clock.

Well, I'll do

3 more hours and then head back, get a

bento and a sake.

Oh, what are we gonna do tomorrow?

Trying to think what to do every damn day

is such a chore.

I've got to do laundry tonight too.

Sit in the laundry area for half an hour.

It's kind of interesting how they wrap

construction buildings in blue plastic,

blue top.

It's a good idea, keeps everything inside

of it.

They don't do that in England.

2

hours more

cycling.

Oh.

And

then food.

Bakken Shinsekai.

Are you gonna secretly stream when

girlfriend comes?

No.

Probably not.

Stupid cars.

Stupid idiot.

Oh, thanks, fish-shaped waffle.

Very generous.