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Kick Livestreams/my life is ruined 2025-07-28 01_33 [81382354-my-life-is-ruined] 480p

2025-07-28 · 9 min

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  1. 0:01

    They hit 7-Eleven. Oh no,

    Segment details0:01–0:03 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_0
  2. 0:07

    that's where I got Vasta's birthday present from. Blueberry cheesecake.

    Segment details0:07–0:11 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_1
  3. 0:22

    Best coffee ever. Thailand 7-Eleven's just not quite Japan 7-Eleven, is it?

    Segment details0:22–0:28 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_2
  4. 0:31

    They don't have bento or fried foods.

    Segment details0:31–0:33 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_3
  5. 0:36

    The bent— I mean, they got bentos, but they're Thai bentos, like, like, uh, what's it called? Pad kapow. This is rice with minced meat with chili on it. They don't have actually good bentos. 7-Eleven in Korea is even worse.

    Segment details0:36–0:51 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_4
  6. 0:58

    I used to be so hungry after school. I'd drop into the— I thought like the mini marts at the train station, and I used to get cheese and ham croissant thing. I hated it, but I was so hungry I just ate it because it was the only sandwich they had.

    Segment details0:58–1:11 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_5
  7. 1:14

    They didn't have proper sandwich.

    Segment details1:14–1:15 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_6
  8. 1:17

    I don't know why none of these countries could make a proper sandwich. You know, with brown bread with seeds, thick fillings, bacon. In Japan, they make sandwiches, they put all the fillings in the middle of it, like a little pouch of fillings in the middle of the square bread, and the corners have nothing in it. So you

    Segment details1:17–1:35 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_7
  9. 1:35

    get no filling in the corners, and then you get way too much filling in the middle.

    Segment details1:35–1:39 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_8
  10. 1:45

    I have very tiny balls, so it doesn't really affect me. My balls are like this big. They're like the size of tiny grapes. I don't know what's wrong with them.

    Segment details1:45–1:52 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_9
  11. 1:56

    I don't have big swinging balls like other guys do.

    Segment details1:56–1:58 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_10
  12. 2:00

    But the trade-off is I get to have nice luscious hair. I think bigger balls you have, the more bald you're gonna go.

    Segment details2:00–2:05 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_11
  13. 2:07

    I'd rather have small balls and my hair than be bald and have big balls.

    Segment details2:07–2:11 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_12
  14. 2:25

    I don't really think testosterone is good. Number 1, it makes you violent and get in trouble. Number 2, it makes you bald. Number 3, it makes you live shorter. Testosterone is like a carcinogen.

    Segment details2:25–2:36 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_13
  15. 2:39

    That's why men live less than women live.

    Segment details2:39–2:42 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_14
  16. 2:47

    I'm drinking Nescafé Gold Blend with Cravendale Fresher for Longer skimmed milk.

    Segment details2:47–2:54 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_15
  17. 3:07

    Yeah, I'd rather have my hair than have testosterone, really. Also, a lot of women like feminine men. We're soft and gentle and kind,

    Segment details3:07–3:17 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_16
  18. 3:24

    just like me.

    Segment details3:24–3:25 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_17
  19. 3:28

    These socks, Crypt, got me. Before she ghosted us, I thought you wouldn't notice that she's still active on Facebook, posting in a public forum.

    Segment details3:28–3:38 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_18
  20. 3:43

    Don't you think she owes the money back? Don't you think she should give the money back? She took like $250 from us and then ran off with it. Aren't you guys mad?

    Segment details3:43–3:55 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_19
  21. 3:58

    We all got scammed.

    Segment details3:58–3:59 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_20
  22. 4:02

    Wasn't my fault.

    Segment details4:02–4:02 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_21
  23. 4:09

    People donated her money to get a flight— plane ticket to see me.

    Segment details4:09–4:13 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_22
  24. 4:24

    And then she's ghosted all of us.

    Segment details4:24–4:26 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_23
  25. 4:37

    That's hiding in my room money, not for you to buy cat treats.

    Segment details4:37–4:42 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_24
  26. 4:50

    She hasn't even replied to me on Instagram.

    Segment details4:50–4:52 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_25
  27. 5:21

    130,000 Thai civilians evacuated the second day of clashes.

    Segment details5:21–5:26 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_26
  28. 5:41

    See, this is exactly why I don't want to get on the bus. Machete murder of boy on bus. And you guys keep telling me to get on the bus. If I got macheted and it's all your fault, I'd be mad.

    Segment details5:41–5:54 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_27
  29. 5:58

    And some more, you keep telling me to get on the bus, go to airport.

    Segment details5:58–6:00 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_28
  30. 6:03

    Imagine this is the person who ends your life with a machete.

    Segment details6:03–6:06 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_29
  31. 6:51

    Does anyone else just not find the aliens scary at all? Look.

    Segment details6:51–6:55 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_30
  32. 7:01

    Show the thumbnail. I don't want to see the video. Look, they won't show the thumbnail. It keeps auto-playing. They don't look scary. They just look like big round head slimy things with a mouth inside of their mouth. I have never once been scared of the alien in Aliens.

    Segment details7:01–7:19 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_31
  33. 7:28

    I only like watching it. I want to see how the people get killed in funny ways.

    Segment details7:28–7:32 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_32
  34. 7:37

    I like it.

    Segment details7:37–7:37 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_33
  35. 7:40

    They put their face right up to the eggs and they're like, what's this? And he goes, idiots. Yeah, just stick your face right in it. Good job.

    Segment details7:40–7:50 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_34
  36. 7:54

    You see a weird-looking slimy gooey egg thing, first thing you do is stick your face into it. Genius.

    Segment details7:54–7:59 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_35
  37. 8:07

    Uh, do you remember the scene, the 2 people having sex in the shower and the stupid alien disrupts them, kills them both? God, I'd be so annoyed if I just scored with a hot girl and stupid alien comes and kills me.

    Segment details8:07–8:20 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_36
  38. 8:22

    I think I'd still be thrusting, like I'd try nut before I die. Even if I got impaled, I'd still be going, nearly there. Oh, I'd nut and then I'd die.

    Segment details8:22–8:33 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_37
  39. 8:43

    If you don't nut, then I mean, she's dead too, so it's not like she's going to give birth.

    Segment details8:43–8:47 · rev_caa1f89037b7c116a5305cd393089b59_38