[2018-05-27] My Wife Meets My Parents [Ik2u2yRSYh4]

It's 5:20 AM in

the morning. We're going to leave soon.

It's very exciting.

Stupid thing didn't fit.

We're going on the bus.

Are you

excited? Yeah.

Mhm.

This may be

handheld or kept. Larger devices such as

laptops must Aeroplane

food makes me feel sick, so I just eat the

fruit. Oh, look, it's a pretty cloud. It

looks like it's in the ocean.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have successfully

landed in Malaysia without crashing.

We're in Malaysia. It's very hot.

That's my dad and that's my mum. That's

my— I think my sister. Oh, my dad dropped

his bag.

So we're in Malaysia and we're waiting for

the taxi. It's very hot. Show your leg.

No, my legs are— my leg's so white. Look,

it's so white. Put it down.

Daniel, what? This is for YouTube. You

meet your family now. Yeah. No, now I'm

making it now. But now you're showing on

your— you're going to be on my YouTube.

Yeah, don't tell them I'm Your mouth.

They already know. Oh my goodness,

it's not overcharging, it's just

the app.

We're at the hotel.

Oh, we never fight.

Make sure no fighting. We never fight.

What are you talking about?

Fighting? I beat you with a

wooden spoon. My mother abused me

as a child. Not used to. Don't say you

only— My mom hit me with a wooden spoon.

This is the hotel we're staying in. It's

very fancy. What video

you thinking? You take the orchid?

Yeah. Mm, rotating meat on a stick.

Delicious.

We're going to the hotel room.

这里呢叫中庭。Come here.

Ah, you can order it. The seven. Come

here.

So which

floor? We take you to your room

first. Daniel, what is your— oh yeah,

this is Daniel's room. Is this 17th floor?

Yeah, 17th floor.

Yeah,

it's your 16th

floor. Oh my God. Yeah, so here's

the room. Here's your key card. Thank you.

Thank you. Oh, the hotel room.

Look at that. Oh wow, wow, it's huge.

It's very small room actually. It's not

small. It's very small. It's not small.

Huge. Wow,

17 floors! It's so high up. Oh my God,

there's the Twin Tower! Whoa,

come and see my room.

Come. Okay,

what floor are we? Next one.

Wow, that's a swimming pool

and the den is called— oh, it's raining!

Oh, there's thunder! Was that lightning?

Oh wow, or is it slight?

It's lightning! So this is our hotel room.

Who wants a quick Hotel room tour. This is

the table, and there's a big sofa,

and here's the window. It's currently

thundering and raining, not great weather,

and there's a big traffic jam down there.

Not sure if you can see it.

It's not great weather, but it's pretty

cool. And over here we have a huge

bed and a

phone, alarm clock, remote controller, TV

on the wall. It's a pretty nice room.

And there's a coffee machine.

Looks like it's one of those drip pod

coffee machines. Which are great, by the

way. What's in here?

Coffee cups. Oh, they gave us one

drip— is this drip coffee or is it just

milk? I think it's the coffee. They gave

us one each and instant coffee and

sweeteners.

English breakfast, Pickwick tea.

Oh, did they give us a minibar? Oh, is

this the minibar? What's inside of here?

Or is it just a safe? I think it's— oh,

it's a fridge. Oh, it's completely empty.

Well, that's disappointing. I was hoping

it was full of beer, but I guess not.

And there's a kettle.

And this is the bathroom. It has a very

nice ring light around the mirror, which

looks pretty cool.

Hello! And we have some items inside this

drawer. Body lotion,

Tokyo Milk,

the finest shower cap.

And we have a vanity kit,

sanitary bag, and a dental kit.

Everything you need, really. And a big

bathtub, shower,

toilet, um, the thing to wash your

bumhole with, and a safe.

I just had a shower and I'm feeling very

clean. I'm in Malaysia. I'm in the capital

city of Malaysia, and it's raining and

thundering. Did you see that one? That was

a good one. And my wife just met my

family, met my parents, and it went really

well. It was a lot of fun. I don't know

why I was so worried about it. And my face

is bleeding. I was so nervous about my

wife meeting my family, but everything

went really well, and It was, it was

fun, and I'm in a great hotel. I'm finally

with my family again after 8 months of not

seeing them, and we're gonna go downstairs

and have something nice to eat. I'm

starving. Yeah, I'm in a pretty good mood.

Thanks for asking. I'm a bit upset about

my hair. Um, I really wish I didn't cut

my hair. It looks so terrible. It looks

really bad. But there's nothing I can do

about it. I don't know why I cut it in the

first place. It was fine a few weeks ago,

but I just had to keep cutting away at it

until it reached this point of no

return. 2116.

The best noodles, better than Japan. Come

in. Better than Japan noodles.

Malaysia, uh, hot pot share. They got

different— don't know how many restaurant

they got. Let her try Malaysian food. Try

this one if they have. Whatever you want,

7-Eleven open overnight if you got energy.

I don't have any swimming trunks. I need

to buy swimming trunks. You say shower

now. Oh, who wants to see me in swimming

trunks? I don't think anyone does. Can we

play? Do you have to pay?

I think you have to pay.

You don't have any balls.

Why no more? Is it finished already?

There's so much food. Look at all of this

food. I want to eat everything. I want to

try everything. Um, what should I go for?

There's stuff in the pan, brown stuff in

the pan. Stuff hanging on sticks,

something in red sauce, and oh

potatoes, and I don't know what that is.

Broccoli, lasagna stuff.

Oh my god, such a wow! Go get

a plate.

I have eggs, potato, beef on a stick,

dim sums, roast chicken, and more

beef. It's my second course.

Chicken, more chicken,

broccoli, rice.

This one is English style.