Why my love doll is better than a real woman

Hi and welcome to today's video. So today

I want to be talking— if you watched my

last video, which 20,000 of you did watch,

thank you very much, then you may know

that I recently purchased a rubbery

girlfriend substitute. I would love to

talk about the experience of using one,

but since I like money and I'd prefer it

if this video stayed monetized, we'll be

talking about the financial benefits of

using a rubber girlfriend instead of a,

instead of a real woman. Okay, so first of

all, if you wanted to see the actual item,

product, toy, then unfortunately I won't

be able to show you in this video either

because we're trying to keep things

family-friendly. If you would like to see

it, I have pictures up on my Instagram And

I might be adding more pictures onto my

Instagram, @rabbitsate_my_family. Okay,

let's talk about money. So first of all,

how much did I spend on the product?

Well, I spent £250,

and you might be thinking, wow, that's a

lot of money. And yes, it is quite a lot

of money, but when you think about it,

it's quite cost-effective if you compare

it to alternative methods of achieving

physical pleasure. Now, before we jump

into the comparisons, there's a lot of

obvious benefits of using a rubber

girlfriend. First of all, no pregnancy,

no STIs, no bleeding, no periods,

no complaining. She doesn't say no. You

can do it whenever you want to. You don't

have to worry about being selfish. You

don't have to worry about making her cry

or bleed. And you don't have to worry

about doing fiveplay either. And then once

you're finished, you can just shove her

back into the closet and then get back to

whatever you were doing. In my case,

usually Rainbow Six. So first of all,

let's compare it to your bog-standard

instant Cheerios. Now usually for me,

instant Cheerios would involve me having

to go all the way up to London and booking

a hotel for the night. And a return ticket

to London on the train costs £27. And then

I also have to pay for the hotel room,

which can cost between £100 to £150.

Now it would be great if the girl that I'm

going with pays for her half, but since we

live in a society where the man is

expected to pay for everything just

because he's a man, unfortunately usually

I have to pay for everything. So that's

around £27 plus £150 for the hotel, and

that's just for a couple of times for one

night. Compared to that, I think that the

rubber toy, men's toy, rubber girlfriend

version is more cost-effective because

yes, it costs a bit more, £250, but then

you get to use it as many times as you

like. Okay, so next I would like to

compare the rubber version to paying for

cereal. And in my experience, when you pay

for it, it can be quite expensive. If you

want the cereal to be delivered directly

to your room, you have to pay around £200,

plus you have to pay for the hotel room,

and you might also have to pay for her

travel expenses. So you could be spending

up to £400 just for one time,

just for, for a 1-hour session. And that's

not very cost-effective if you think about

it. One time, £400, or £250 for

the rubber version, and you get to use it

as many times as you like. And finally,

let's compare it to my most expensive

method of achieving physical pleasure,

and that would be flying to Japan. And we

don't really need to do any calculations

because obviously flying all the way to

Japan, just the plane ticket alone, is way

more expensive than the rubbery version.

If I stay in Japan for a few months, it's

going to cost me thousands and thousands

and thousands, usually over £2,000 at

least. And then— and

then I'm not even guaranteed to find what

I'm looking for. For example, in 2016, I

went all the way to Japan and I stayed

there for a few months. And I couldn't

find anyone. Failed completely. Couldn't

find a girlfriend, couldn't find any girls

who were up for it. The closest I got to

cereal was sniffing some girl's armpit in

my bedroom, and then she rejected me

anyway when I asked if she was up for it.

So 2016, worst year of my life ever.

I spent all of that money going to Japan,

I couldn't even find a girlfriend after 3

months. In the guest house. Complete

failure. I guess my main complaint about

my cereal doll would be the lack of legs

and the lack of a head. It also doesn't

have arms, but I don't really care about

arms. I would love it if it had— it'd be

great if it had legs as well, mainly

because of the, you know. I would love to

be able to buy one of those full-body

versions that have arms and legs and a

head. But they're just so expensive. I

think they're around £2,000. They can cost

thousands and thousands, but I'd like to

get one eventually, so I've set up a

donation goal on my Patreon, which you can

check out. I'll link it in the

description. I also make— well, I try and

make Patreon-only content, but I haven't

really made much recently, but I am trying

to make more. And if you'd like to help me

achieve my dreams of obtaining and

purchasing a fully rubberized girlfriend

complete with a head, legs and arms, then

the option of Patreon is always there for

you, and I appreciate all and any support

that I can get. Thank you very much for

watching, and I'll see you