hello new stream chatting about life [FBitR95T73k]

Testing,

testing.

Okay, let's see if this changes anything.

If it doesn't, then I think I might just

quit. I got better things to do

than stream for 6 hours and make $2.

Mm-hmm. Look, the stream that just ended

is now green. After I ended it,

it goes green, but whilst I'm streaming,

it's yellow.

It makes no sense.

It's just— I don't—

do you know how to figure this out? What

am I doing? Is it just completely random?

We gotta find a way to fix this because I

just— I can't do this anymore.

There has to be some kind of logic behind

We're currently green, but last stream

I didn't, didn't do anything differently

and it was green the whole time.

It was still green. I don't want to jinx

I have a very limited amount of time.

Where I can make stuff,

so I have to be careful what I allocate my

time towards.

It's probably better to just make a video.

It's still green.

Well, if they reported my livestreams,

why didn't they report the livestreams on

the other channel?

Still green.

I bet you it goes yellow.

I'm just trying to mentally prepare not to

rage when it goes yellow.

Deep breaths.

Maybe it can like sense the tone of my

voice, where maybe it thinks I'm angry.

I'm happy. Do you think it can sense this

tone of my voice?

And yellow.

It took 5 minutes.

I just don't know what to do anymore,

guys.

Maybe I just go on to the second channel,

but I stream on the second channel,

people don't come over to it.

Oh my god, what am I gonna do?

We use a combination of automated systems

and human reviews to detect violations.

I don't know what's there.

I think today is just not good.

I might just stream on the second channel

But because the second channel gets way

less views, even if it is green— because

I did a cooking stream on the second

channel a couple days ago, I only got 900

views. I only made like $4 when

it would have made like $15 if that was on

the main channel. I don't know.

Oh, thanks, Junkers. Do the ads during the

stream really make that much difference?

Yeah, and that's where I get the most of

my money, is from the ads.

It's really frustrating to stream all day

and then you only made like $2 because

it's yellow for no reason.

What sometimes when you end the stream,

it'll go green within an hour, and that's

fine. I only lost like half the rev ad

rev. But then sometimes it'll take over a

day until it goes green. It needs a manual

manual review, and when that happens, I

basically lose like ninety percent of the

Do the ads during the stream really make

that much difference? The ads are the

only reason why I keep doing the streams.

Go on Twitch. If I go on Twitch, I get

like 12 viewers.

What's going on with Chihiro these days?

I don't know, she only posts these boring

travel stories on her Instagram. She

doesn't talk about her private life.

Who knows?

Why are you so broke? Because my viewers

won't watch my stuff anymore.

My recent videos, 2K views.

Next up, 1K views.

It went from 10K views average down to

like 5K. Now it's gone from 5K average

down to like 2K. It's getting

close to a point where there's no point

doing this anymore, and I might as well

just spam out video game reviews. On both

channels.

So fed up of this.

It's yellow. I think this stream is gonna

be yellow the whole time.

Your Helldivers 2 video has 27k views.

It has like 28K. It made

nearly $100,

which is pretty nice. 5 minutes work,

$100. So much for you

have to make good videos.

What's the plan for Chinese New Year? Oh

yes, today. I went out yesterday. To post

my painting and get sushi. I saw

some of the stuff, it's a bit boring.

I guess most of the festivities were in

Chinatown, but I don't like Chinatown.

Smelly, crowded, old-looking.

Uh, I guess I'll just stream here.

Screw it. I've got a pimple

on my cheek.

Fine, I'll lose my, what, $10 ad

rev. Do you like Felix's

artwork? It's okay, I guess,

for a noob.

The line work looks kind of wobbly.

He needs to firm up his grip.

Just graduated, don't know what to do in

life. I recommend you sell everything and

move to Japan. Live in a guest house.

$200 a month.

How old are you? Uh, my recommendation and

advice to everyone is sell everything you

own apart from, you know, your phone and

stuff, and then just go to Japan and

then live in a guest house and meet people

and then worry about life later.

You see, why can't I get 70 viewers on my

second channel?

There's no reason to stream on the second

channel even if it's green, just because I

get half the viewers. So I might as well

stay here, I guess. Why Japan? Why not?

It's the best country in the world.

Japan is hands down the best country.

It's the most beautiful country. It's got

the— well, I wouldn't say the nicest

people. Thai people are nicer. I'm kind of

a bit bitter towards Japanese people

recently, especially old men. I see

old Japanese men and I'm like,

but you're a dick as well. Why are all

Japanese men— they're just like all dicks.

Grumpy old men syndrome. They're just rude

and they're like very arrogant and

pompous. Like, why should I give you

a job at my restaurant? That's what

they're like. They're very stuck

up.

I kind of gave up on the third channel. I

don't know what else to do. I thought I'd

just eat Thai McDonald's or something.

You know, Ben Deans in Thailand now, his

new video is him eating McDonald's. And he

got like 60k views. And then the second

one, he's got his girlfriend next to him,

which is a surprise. Usually he's very

private about his relationships.

She looks alright, not amazing,

but I mean, she's not ugly. I'd give her

like 6.2 out of 10.

I wish I could just travel and then make a

video eating food. In my apartment and get

100K views and not have

to livestream.

Are you gonna stay in this type of life

all the time? I really hope so.

I'd get so bored just stuck in one place.

I'm so jealous of Ben Dean. He just gets

to eat food and makes loads of money.

Create fake drama with new Thai

girlfriend. Well, I think people are not

even interested in it anymore. I did a my

girlfriend's leaving me to the USA and

only got 4K views.

Maybe if she dumped me, I'd get some

views.

I'm just— I'm finding it very hard to want

to keep streaming recently.

Because it takes all day and I, at the end

of the stream, I feel so drained I can't

do anything else.

Oh well, probably not gonna do anything

anyway. Don't have any other video games

to cover.

Might as well just stream, I guess.

Yo, what up y'all, Ben Dean here.

The problem with the eating stuff is I

went on to Grab last night and I ordered a

load of McDonald's. Well, I didn't order

it, I just put it in the basket. And the

total came to like $30 to buy all the

interesting McDonald's items. So to make

the McDonald's video, I would have to

spend $30 and probably not make back

anything because I'll put it on the third

channel and won't make any money. I put—

maybe I put on the first channel and we'll

get a couple thousand views and make like

No, this stream's yellow still.

Uh, I don't know what to do.

Yeah, my second channel is doing— my

second channel gets more views than this

channel.

It's got 124,000 views this month.

Hiding My Room got under 100,000, I think,

for the first time. No, it's at 108,000.

Palworld has

been quite good.

Also, I don't know why I gained nearly 70

new subs on this channel out of nowhere.

I think they came from the Wasted My 20s

video because

that got more views than I actually got.

What should

Oh, thanks, Mr. Mrs. Manju McDonald's

video responses. McDonald's video

sponsorship. Do you want to see a video

like that?

They've got some interesting menus or

items on the menu here, like they have

the Prosperity Pork Burger,

the Muk Patong Co. Fried things.

What else?

The sweet egg floss pinky cream pie.

They've got some kind of Chinese New Year

theme going on. I don't want to spend $30

on this McDonald's and I gotta eat it all,

then I'll feel sick.

Will you meet up Chihiro in Japan?

Yeah, if she wants to do a reunion.

How much is that in pounds? It's probably

like £1. It's like £2,

isn't it? The exchange rate for yen is

still really good. £1 is like ¥188

now.

Bitcoin's going up as well.

Is that the new Samsung S24? I wish.

I went into the shopping center yesterday

and had a look at it. It's okay, I guess.

It feels pretty light compared to how big

it is, but it feels exactly the same as my

phone that I'm using now. It's just a

Samsung phone. Didn't notice anything

really amazing. The 10x zoom is okay, I

guess. When am I ever gonna use 10x zoom?

Are you worried about money when you go to

Japan? Not really, I've got a free place

to stay. Blood Bucket said I can live with

that. Could do like painting in her

garden, play with her cats.

I think I can just stay in Japan for free,

or at the very cheapest I just live in a

guest house for a couple hundred dollars a

Don't need YouTube.

This person says that I

don't know anything about geopolitics.

Okay, I watch geopolitics videos Basically

all day, every day. That's all I watch.

That's where I get my information from.

So if you say I don't know anything about

geopolitics, then that means everyone I

watch is talking rubbish? I watch

Tucker Carlson, that Valuetainment guy,

Peter Zeihan, Russell Brand,

basically everyone who talks about

anti-mainstream media stuff. I watch those

guys. So you say I'm clueless about

geopolitics, then it means you think that

everyone I watch is clueless.

This guy in the comments, he said,

uh,

Russia send missiles into large cities,

they hit more civilians than military

targets. It's called murder when bombing a

shopping mall with no legit target.

Russia doesn't just bomb random shopping

malls for no reason. Obviously, there's a

reason, like they've got intel that

there's weapons or soldiers hiding in the

shopping mall. Why would they just like

randomly bomb some apartment for no reason

other than the evil and they want to kill

people? Such a weird way to think.

You know, those missiles cost hundreds of

thousands of dollars. They're not just

gonna waste a missile to randomly bomb a

shopping mall for no reason. Obviously

they're bombing civilian targets because

there's weapons or stuff hidden inside of

them. Come on, stop being stupid.

The US does it as well. They like

airstrike people's houses. Because it's

got some leader hiding in it.

As if the US cares if there's collateral

damage if there's a target in there that

they want to kill.

Yeah, I watched the Putin interview. It's

a bit boring. He went on for like 30

minutes about ancient history. He didn't

say anything that interesting.

Although I like how he laughs about stuff,

like the Nord Stream pipe thing. He's

like, oh, you did it, hahaha. I like that

he can have a sense of humor about it.

It was a bit boring. I was expecting

something more juicy.

I forgot what else they talked about.

About if he wants to invade

any more countries. He said no. He said he

wants peace talks, but the West won't

talk to him or something.

Oh wow, thanks Ahmed. Google and take

notes. Curious your score. Curious your

score. Uh, our stream— I made enough

to cover the loss in ads.

Wow, thanks guys, you saved my day.

I feel better now.

I wonder what Edward Snowden saw that

disgusted him so much to run away to

Russia. It must have been pretty bad. And

then they locked up Julian Assange as

well. You ever think that we're the bad

guys and not them?

And then didn't JFK say he was gonna

abolish the CIA and then he gets

assassinated? Kind of fishy.

I kind of like Putin. He's funny.

He can actually string a sentence

together. I like all the memes saying

Putin can recite 1,000 years of Russian

history articulately and Biden

can't even remember what color

socks he has on. Didn't Biden say he got

the Mexican president confused with the

Egyptian president?

I'm converted. I'm now pro-Russian.

I've been red-pilled.

Gonna run off to Russia next. Next arc,

fugitive in Russia. The mainstream media

is trying to shut me down, guys. Like and

subscribe. Imagine I get targeted.

No one cares about what I say, so I can

say anything I want.

Oh wow, thanks Ahmed. Take the test.

What IQ test? Mensa DK.

Let's have a look.

What if I'm really stupid? It'd be

embarrassing. Is it menta.dk IQ test?

Yeah, we could do that live. Might be fun,

but don't give me the answers. Got 40

minutes. I might do that later when I get

bored and run out of things to talk about.

Danish? I don't understand.

Oh, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, multiple

choice. I get it.

Yeah, I'll do that later in like half an

hour or an hour. Could be fun. And then I

could clip it and post it as a video.

Good idea.

I wonder what my sister's boyfriend thinks

because he is— he really hates Russia.

And he hates people like Edward Snowden,

and he's like really pro-West.

Maybe he thinks it's like conspiracy

theory rubbish.

Do you guys hate Edward Snowden? Do you

think he's a traitor?

He must have uncovered some bad stuff.

Wow, thanks. Daniel, please take the test.

Oh yeah, dopamine rush from all

the money.

Whoa. Yeah, I will actually. I'm gonna set

up the window browser. We'll do it live.

Are you going to the wedding?

Yeah, I guess I gotta go to the wedding

unless something happens in Japan that

makes me not want to leave. Then I might

have to prioritize Japan.

I wish I was rich enough to just fly home

and then fly back to Japan the next week,

but then I might get in trouble with

immigration.

Didn't they say the Tucker Carlson

interview got 150 million views on

X? That's crazy.

And then they tried canceling— mainstream

media tried canceling Russell Brand with

all those allegations, but it didn't

really work, did it? He still gets

millions of views. No one cares. Everyone

can see it. It's so obvious.

They all start coming out like BBC, CNN,

Sky News trying to attack him.

BBC, even the BBC is attacking the Tucker

Carlson interview, like trying to mock

Putin's grasp of history.

Bring nice wedding gift from Japan for the

newlyweds. Nah, I can't be bothered.

Maybe I'll paint them a painting.

Kind of like painting now.

What should I paint next? I might do a

self-portrait. Don't simp

for warmonger Putin. I don't really feel

like he is a warmonger. I feel like the

West are the warmongers. Look at all the

wars, aren't they always all started by

the West?

They keep saying Russia's gonna expand

into Europe, but the only people expanding

has been NATO and the West.

Just seems all back to front to me.

And how can America whine about

expansionism when they've literally got

military bases all around China.

How is invading peaceful neighboring

country not action of war?

Because NATO started it. NATO promised not

to expand eastwards and then they expanded

anyway. No country wants her. I mean,

look at Korea and Vietnam,

when America tried to turn the whole

country into like pro-American and then

China backed the North Vietnamese and the

North Koreans to make sure that didn't

happen. No country wants a neighboring

country on their doorstep who's allied to

their enemy.

America keeps trying to do the same thing

They did it with Korea, did it with

Vietnam, now they're trying to do it with

Ukraine. Maybe best outcome would be they

just split Ukraine in half, east and west.

I'm now anti-establishment. New arc:

Putin apologist. I wonder

if I'll lose subs for saying this stuff.

I have become woke.

NATO would never attack Russia without

being attacked first. Yeah, but that's why

they're clever, because they provoke

Russia into attacking first. First so they

look like the victims. Russia— I

mean, Putin and Russia had to invade

Ukraine. If they didn't

have to, then they wouldn't have done it.

America wouldn't want a communist country

on its doorstep. I mean, look at Cuba.

They nearly nuked Cuba. Didn't— I don't

know the history of Cuba. All I know is,

didn't Russia try to give Cuba nukes and

then America was like, nope? And then they

did something, I forgot now. Don't know

much about it. They provoked Russia

because they said Ukraine could join

NATO, which Russia doesn't want.

Well, you have to ask Putin. I don't know

all the details, but it was obviously more

beneficial to invade than not invade.

I wish Coach Red Pill was alive. He would

have so much to say about all this.

I don't know enough about it. There's all

this other stuff like Crimea.

Didn't they annex Crimea because it's one

of the only warm water ports? I don't

understand warm water ports. Apparently

they're better than cold water ports

because it's warmer.

Oh, thanks, Abed. Mensa D— why is it DK?

Is that Denmark?

You'll get 120+. I'm gonna prove how

stupid I am on stream if I do the

livestream IQ test. Doesn't give them

the right to invade a liberal democracy.

Are they even a democracy though,

Ukraine? They don't have elections.

Zelensky's like permanent top

leader guy. They lock journalists up.

They killed my favorite YouTuber, Gonzalo

Lira. Forgive Zelensky.

If I get 100+ IQ, can I get a

Super Chat for being genius?

I'm pretty sure I did an IQ test when I

was a teenager and I got like 85.

I think I'm really stupid.

Cold water ports freeze during winter. Oh

yeah, didn't think about that.

Okay, how do I show it on screen without

doxxing myself? Close all my other tabs

first.

Danish, Danish pastry.

Oh yeah, they also said Boris Johnson—

they said they nearly came to some peace

agreement, but then Boris Johnson flew to

Ukraine and then talked Zelensky out of

agreeing to it. What's that about?

Oh no, I'm gonna lose Steve Jr. if I am

pro-dictatorship.

I'm not pro-Putin, it's just— I don't

know,

I feel like I'm being lied to by the

mainstream media when they tell me Putin's

bad. I think, but is he really?

I don't like being told how to think. If

they tell me how to think, I want to think

the opposite. I'm always a contrarian.

If they said Putin's good, then I might be

like, is he really? Seems kind of bad.

I don't like Kim Jong-un though. He's fat

Online tests are BS. Are they?

But isn't Mensa like the official place?

How do I do it? Window, window capture.

I think the CIA seems more evil.

And where's transform?

Reset. Oh my God, not my

analytics! Secret information.

I've only got 40 minutes to do it. Okay,

I'll do it quickly.

Put the chat here.

No, maybe I'll put this— put it here,

put it here, put my face here.

There's too many things on the screen.

Maybe I'll just move chat out

Okay, looks pretty good.

Now I can't see the chat.

Okay, I'll do the test now, so I'm not

gonna look at chat. Don't help me cheat.

So this easy— what even is this? Just a

red ball. Isn't it? Okay, so blue

up and then two blues up, two red greens

and three. Well, that's easy. It's F.

Middle right, middle right, three,

three. Why is this so easy?

Then obviously it's C.

One, two, three. One, two, three.

Two. What? Are you sure this is the proper

IQ test? This is like for kids.

Maybe I'm a genius. Come on,

this is way too easy.

I hate these ones.

Triangle, circle, square.

I think circle. Blue,

red, blue, red. These are the same.

Red, blue, red, blue. Square,

square, circle, circle, triangle.

This is the opposite, isn't it? I think

this is triangle.

Triangle, line, triangle, circle,

square. Big square.

1, 3, 1, 2, 3, 3, 1, 2, 2,

3, 1.

Maybe this. I think it's A or C.

I think C. Yellow,

blue. I don't know, this doesn't make

any sense. Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue,

blue's going around, isn't it? Blue,

blue, blue. So it's either one of these.

This one, D,

D or E.

D or E goes

yellow, red, green, red, green, yellow.

Green, yellow, red. Easy. Triangle,

triangle, diamond.

That looks like Japanese kanji.

I have no idea about

this one.

They're all just random. Where's the

connection between any of it.

Box, box, box.

I have no idea. I'm gonna have to guess

this one.

Triangle in a box.

Arrow. Mm, I don't know. Oh my god, I

think I'm gonna fail these ones. I really

suck at these. What?

Can you see the test? Let me check if I'm

doing it right. Guys, help me.

Oh,

the ones on the left and right are making

up the one in the middle. So that goes up

there and that goes down there. This goes

here and this goes there, so that goes

There, and then that would go there,

wouldn't it? Easy.

Triangle goes in circle, circle goes in

square, square goes in the triangle.

Red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red,

and then red back to first one.

Circle goes in outside the diamond, then

diamond, square, circle, square,

circle, diamond, dot, diamond, dot,

square, square, dot.

2, 2, 2, 2, 1,

2, 2, 2,

1, 2.

I don't know this one. These are all the

same, but this one's up and that one's

down. One two one two.

Where would the third one be?

Maybe this one. Red yellow

blue green green red blue. Blue,

green, yellow. No, green, blue, red. It's

one of the reds.

It would be the red one that looks like

that. C, or is it

H? I think C or H.

Or A. A, C, or H.

It has to be red, so that's the only one

missing. A, C, or H.

That way, that way, maybe up, maybe A.

I think A.

I don't understand how this measures your

intelligence. They're just random shapes

and you gotta find a pattern.

I don't know this one.

Oh, it's taking ages. I'm halfway through.

Hair goes in, it's getting small. Oh,

it's getting smaller. The outer thing's

getting smaller, so that would go smaller

and smaller and smaller.

What? Maybe this.

Timer lines.

I think it won't have a red box around it.

There's no correlation between any of

these. What are they talking about?

These two are the same. These two are the

same. This one's different.

It's gotta be F, B, C, or H.

This one's in the red. This one's in a

red. This one's in a red. Maybe it's this

one. F. I think F.

Why? Open, open,

open, close, open, open,

open, close.

This doesn't make any sense. I'm gonna

have to guess this one. Whatever.

Circle, circle, circle, circle, circle,

circle, circle, circle.

Left, right. Down, up, left, left,

up, left, up.

Circle, triangle, square, triangle,

square, circle, square, circle, triangle.

It's gotta be F or C or H.

In, in, out, out, in, in, in,

out, in. So F or C.

I say C because there's less filled-in

ones.

White, black, black, white, white, black,

black, white, white, and then

easy.

133. No, I have no clue about this one.

Whatever, I have

no idea. They all look like random shapes.

Down, up. No.

I don't know, I'm just gonna

guess. Oh my god,

I have no idea.

There's no connection between any of them.

Blue, pink, yellow, green, yellow, pink.

Pink, green, blue with a

circle. Square, squiggly,

shuriken, plus.

Little square, big square. Big shuriken,

little shuriken. But these all look the

same. Oh, they're slightly rotated.

Go for F.

Square, square, circle in a square,

square in a circle, square in a circle in

a square. Square in a square,

plus in a square, plus in a square in a

Circle in a square, square in a circle.

Diamond,

Circle in a diamond.

I don't know, square something.

It's getting boring.

Whatever.

3, 2— I have no

clue what's red. I'm just gonna

fail every one of these, it's too hard.

Red, blue, gray, gray, blue, red, blue,

red, gray, gray, red, blue, red, blue,

gray, gray. I don't know,

it's always the opposite, isn't it? It.

So maybe blue, red.

It's gotta be H,

but it's not flipped. Maybe it's E.

Oh my God.

I don't know,

looks like Tetris.

Oh, whatever. Red, blue, gray, blue,

gray, gray, blue, gray, gray, red.

Uh, I don't know, don't know,

whatever, don't know. Boring, finished.

What's What does it say?

What happened?

Calculate. What, 102? I'm a

genius. That's pretty good.

IQ between 85 and 115. Is called normal

range. To become a member of Mensa, you

have to have above 131. I got 102.

Is that good? Whoa, it's thundering.

I think I did well in the first half and

then I just couldn't do it anymore. It's

just random shapes. I couldn't see the

I need to pee.

Well, at least I'm not stupid. I thought

it'd be like 80.

The reason why it's like you're fighting a

losing battle when you try to explain

explain about Putin. It's because it's

nearly impossible to justify invading

another country unless America does it,

and then it's for freedom and justice,

isn't it? Not for oil or strategic

reasons. It's because of freedom. When

America does it, everyone's like, yeah,

go America!

That's what I don't like about that. How

come it's okay for America to invade other

countries for strategic and resources,

but Putin is not allowed to? He's doing it

for the same reason.

Oh, thanks, Mr. Manju, very generous.

Let me talk to you. Let me talk to you.

Would you rather pleasure in honor or

social order? And how would you do it?

And how would you Oh,

thanks, LA Knight. Uh,

I don't want to get demonetized if I

explain that. Oh wow, a meditube confetti!

Wow, um, genius IQ tests.

He was guessing most of it. I started

guessing after question 25 because they

all look the same, random shapes.

That's why humans are hypocrites. Like,

we eat animal meat, but then we start

crying when the animals eat us.

It's okay when we invade, but when someone

invades us, and then we're all crying

about it.

Oh my God, why did he invade Ukraine?

For the same reason we invaded anyone

else. What about the British?

We invaded loads of people.

When it suited us.

You should be allowed to invade anyone you

want. All's fair in love and war.

I can't wait to get conscripted and then I

don't have to do YouTube anymore. Shoot

people for a living. See you on

the battlefield, bitches.

Shooting my viewers. Now I'm a soldier.

Now I'm demonetized.

Explain it. I don't want to. I get

turned on.

I plant the flag of hiding in my room on

the battlefield.

I guess it was good when Vietnam invaded—

what's that country who had Pol Pot?

Cambodia. Yeah, I guess that was a good

Meet up with Suspenders. No, he's boring.

He's like the complete opposite of who I

am. He listens to rap music. If you listen

to rap music, then I can already tell

we're not gonna click. I hate rap music.

It's horrible. My girlfriend tried to put

it on the radio in the car and I told her

Rap music's awful.

Imagine yourself. Imagine yourself in a

state of an Australian guy. Who would you

choose, or would you choose both at the

same time? Yeah. Is it play twice?

I would chew. I thought I answered this

before. Maybe at sushi.

It'd have a tighter hole.

Do I like EDM? Yeah, how did you know?

When we're in the car, I always put on

EDM. Well, to be honest, I'd rather listen

to metal, but I know my girlfriend doesn't

like metal, and I don't

like playing music if I know the other

person doesn't like it. So EDM is like my

second favorite that she also doesn't

mind. So there's some pretty good

EDM. I just like the

female vocals with kind of that

kind of EDM sound. It, it feels futuristic

and cyberpunk-ish, doesn't it?

And the female vocals calm me down.

I feel nervous when I'm driving with her,

and she keeps emergency stopping at every

traffic light.

Or she'll accelerate hard over a speed

bump and then the whole car shakes.

Oh yeah, I might make an apple pie. I

think I can make dough. With tempura

flour. It's basically the same as normal

flour, isn't it?

All of the usual pop songs just sound so

much better when it's EDM, don't you

I don't really listen to music, just in

the car. Rather listen to a podcast about

geopolitics. About how America

is evil. Oh wow.

What turns you on about a social audio

pleasure? Would you pleasure him better

than teaching? Yeah, yeah. Well, he looks

more like a woman than the Australian guy

ever would. He put a wig on that, so she

probably looks kind of like a woman.

Plus, he probably doesn't have a hairy

crack. Australian guys probably got really

hairy bum like most white guys do.

I got very hairy bum, it's probably my

white genetics. It's annoying because I'm

half white, but the only white features of

me are the things I can't really show you,

like my long dick and my hairy bum.

My face doesn't have the white parts.

It's the other parts that have the white

parts. Like, my skinniness comes from my

white side because my dad was skinny, but

being skinny is not really a white

feature, so people don't recognize it as

whiteness. But then there's plenty

of white people have like Asian-looking

eyes. Have you seen white guys? Sometimes

they got those eyes like that.

I've seen a lot of JAV to the point where

I can tell that I do not have an Asian D,

because those Japanese guys,

their dick's so short. They're so short,

every time they thrust, it accidentally

flops out. Sometimes when they're

thrusting, it's so short that

is going in and out every thrust, which is

insane, because when mine's in, it never

comes out until I'm done. It stays in,

and when I thrust, I'm thrusting up and

down with the shaft because my shaft's

like double the size length of the head.

These guys, they got shafts shorter than

the length of the head,

so every time they thrust out, the whole

thing comes out. Otherwise they can't even

thrust. They have to do like millimeter

That's how I know.

That must suck though. Can you imagine

barely not being able to thrust and every

time you do it comes out? How annoying

would that be?

Who here has seen me naked? Do a community

poll.

Have you seen me naked before?

Vote now.

Demonetized. I think it's too late for

Hmm, 50% says yes.

That's too low.

We're yellow. The whole stream is fucking

yellow, isn't it? Stupid fucking YouTube.

Give me my ads. What my ad

rev? Goddamn it,

can't even do one stream. It's like it

depends on the day. Some days I'm green

and then some days I'm yellow, even if I

restart the stream, change the title,

don't swear or talk about war.

In the Tekken stream, I don't know, That

doesn't count.

Yellow. I don't get it. It's just like

some days it's just yellow, some days it's

just green, no matter what you do.

So annoying. I want my $15.

YouTube owes me.

Didn't do anything wrong.

So irritating.

I bet my next stream I do on like Monday

or Tuesday and it'll be green, and then

next day will be yellow, and then be

Sucking all the fun out of YouTube.

What's that stupid noise? Shut up,

fucking idiot. Hope he

crashes and fucking dies. Stupid idiot

on his motorbike. Stupid loud engine

sound.

Got nothing better to do on Saturday than

ride his stupid motorbike.

Pissing off everyone around him. Hate

people like that. Shut up, stupid

motorbike.

Oh, I hate motorbikes so much. Why are

they so loud? Can't they make an electric

Gaming streams get demonetized too. I

played Tekken 8 and the whole thing was

demonetized. I had to wait for a manual

review. It took me 2 days. By the time it

went green, everyone already finished

watching it. It's green

now, but no one watches it anymore because

everyone's done with it. How come Elisa

Chung's Tekken stream got 70k, mine got

2k? Fucking stupid idiots. I hate

fucking YouTube. God, I hate YouTube so

much sometimes. It's not fair. Ben Dean

sits there eating stupid McDonald's, gets

freaking 100K views.

If I did it, I'd get 1K views probably.

Bending's in Thailand now.

Track him down.

All he does is eat stupid food.

We tried spiciest dishes from Mark

Wiener's restaurant in Bangkok.

All his videos just eating McDonald's.

Stupid rubbish content.

I bet Ben Dean's pro-Ukraine as well.

How come it's okay for Israel to invade

Gaza but it's not okay for Putin to invade

Ukraine? It's literally the same reason

Israel invaded Gaza, because Gaza attacks

Israel. So they're like, we're not going

to let that happen. We invade and stop

you. Ukraine was attacking Russia as well.

So Ukraine invades Ukraine. I mean,

Russia invades Ukraine to stop them and

also denazify them. It's the same thing.

Israel is trying to stop Hamas. Putin's

trying to stop the neo-Nazis. Why is it

okay for Israel, but it's not okay for

Ukraine? It's literally

the same thing.

It's just one side is the enemy and the

other side is the good guys. That's what I

hate about it. Sorry, two-faced,

hypocritical.

Yeah, everyone's like, oh, Putin evil

because he invade Ukraine, but Israel not

evil because they got attacked first.

The Ukraine people have been attacking the

pro-Russians in Ukraine For ages.

Why did you give up on Elden Ring?

Did you just find my channel from the

Elden Ring video from 2 years ago? People

still clicking that video. I finished

Elden Ring like 4 times.

I got to NG4.

Elden Ring is rubbish. It was pretty fun

at the time when it was hyped up, but you

go back and play it now and it's a rubbish

game.

Boring. Enemies are boring. Just fight

these boring bosses.

Don't know why it was so hyped up now.

Didn't age well, did it?

Do you ever drink iced coffee? No, it's

weird. I always have hot coffee.

Mm-hmm.

How can I get 10K views again on this

channel?

I don't think it's possible unless I

completely change my content.

I don't think the old content will ever

work again.

Talk about Chibiro. Maybe I'll upload the

video of me painting her, call it Painting

My Wife, My Ex-Wife from Memory.

Post it as like a 1-minute time-lapse.

Follow through on gaming content.

I don't know what else to make.

The problem is— there's 2 problems:

finding out what to make and then finding

out what else to make.

What else can I make?

I've already done loads of Palworld

videos. What else can I do? More of the

same? I ran out of things to talk

about on my Thailand channel, so now I

don't know what else to do. Maybe

McDonald's mukbang.

I don't think this is a very good setup

for mukbang, is it? It's just very— not

very bright. Kind of cluttered. You need

to have like a plain background and a

table,

but I don't want to spend $30 on

McDonald's just to get no views.

Paint Putin. Yeah, just be a circle,

like an egg shape.

Yeah, I need the table really close to my

head so you can see the food and me eating

it, because if it's like this, you need

very zoomed out. I'll be like this.

The painting stream was the best one in a

while. Yeah, but it didn't even get 1,000

Rubbish. Maybe I'll make an apple pie

today.

Yeah, my girlfriend found the painting and

she got mad. She gave me silent treatment.

Then I had to say it's not a painting that

I did for True Heroes. She thought I I

specially painted a painting for Chihiro

on her birthday to send it

to her, and then she was like, oh, you

just got me a rubbish cake. What do you

mean rubbish cake? Cost like $10. It

wasn't a very good cake though. It's kind

of bland tasting. I got her birthday cake,

said happy birthday on it, and then she

got jealous because I painted Chihiro a

whole painting.

I didn't paint it for Chihiro to send it

to her. Painted it because I was bored,

and then someone decided to buy it from

me. I guess it is reasonable,

understandable that she got jealous. I

said, fine, I'll paint you next, naked.

Your girlfriend is drama. Yeah, but it's

kind of boring drama. It doesn't last

long. It's easy to defuse. And then we

went to the post office, and then stupid

post office didn't take card, so I got

pissed. I want my 1% cashback.

Instead, I had to pay the ATM fee. To take

out. How can the post office not take

card? Is it just that post office

or is it every post office? Come on,

should take card in the post office. I'm

gonna use my Revolut account so I get 1%

cashback. I could have made 30 cents

on my $30 postage.

I didn't paint Chihiro because I'm still

in love with her. I just painted her

because she's the person

that most my viewers remember and

recognize. Who do you care— as a viewer of

mine, who do you care more about,

Chihiro? Who's like more iconic than

Chihiro? Chihiro is the most iconic

character on my whole channel. Obviously,

if I'm gonna pick one person to paint that

you guys will recognize, will be her.

I had the painting out on the sofa ready,

so I was gonna box it up, but then she

just suddenly came back. She said she was

gonna go out to do something, and she came

back after half an hour. Didn't even tell

me she was coming back.

Next, maybe I'll paint Hong Kong guy. But

who's gonna paint— who's gonna buy a

painting of Hong Kong guy? People want

sexy Chesh.

Or I paint myself, self-portrait.

Or I could paint Tomoko,

you obsessed

with Chihiro? No, you guys obsessed with

Chihiro. I only talk about her because I

know that's what you care about.

I don't care about Chihiro. Boring.

We're the same height and I'm a woman.

Yeah, but I bet I could beat you in a

fight.

Bet I could beat you up.

I got muscles.

I can beat my girlfriend up easy. She's so

weak.

Why you check her social media? Because

I'm following her and it pops up? Check

her YouTube. Why did she stop doing

YouTube?

Chihiro? More like Chihiro,

Chihiro, cuz she's irrelevant.

I should

make a video. Putin did nothing wrong.

That might actually get some views,

but I'm scared I'll get banned or

I don't want to end up like Coach Red Pill

in a prison. As long as I don't go to any

of those weird countries. I would never go

to a country that's even close to Russia.

I would never go to Eastern Europe. The

whole place is an asshole.

I don't miss Jahira, but I do miss the

views when I was with her. Damn, those

40-50k view videos. I miss those.

Getting 50k views on a video was like

better than sex.

So much attention and money.

I miss that. I had a taste of it

yesterday. I got 30k views on my new video

game review. It's been, it's been nearly

a year. Last time I got over 30k views was

probably February last year.

Last time I got 20k views was September

last year, my Abunpreach video.

Can't believe I used to get those numbers

every time. The hell happened?

Where my viewers?

Maybe they'll be back when I move in with

Blood Bucket. Moving in with my viewer.

What about moving in with my Japanese

viewer?

Moving in with my hot Japanese viewer.

Maybe I just put viewer.

I guess I can't sell the laptop now, it's

too good. The only way I got 30k views was

thanks to having the laptop and being able

to play a game. Without the gaming I can't

get these big numbers anymore.

Maybe I clickbait the gaming, then halfway

through I say, now that I have your

attention, I'm gonna tell you about my

horrible ex-wife who divorced me and stole

my laptop and cheated on me and

gave me chlamydia.

Why don't you stay at a viewer's house

when you arrive in Japan? Because first I

got a hotel to stay in, make some videos,

stream a bit. Then I'm going on a secret

mission.

And then I'll head to Osaka.

I don't know how I'm gonna get there

though. Maybe on the ferry. Going to a

secret island,

and I probably won't vlog it.

Put it on OnlyFans. No, I put it as

YouTube members only. $10 membership only

can see it. If I'm going to get in

trouble, I want the money up front. I

can't rely on YouTube anymore. For 4K

views, it's not worth it. I'm not ruining

my life for 4K views.

I was happy to ruin my life when I was

getting like 50K views. But for 4K views,