Kick Livestreams/playing silent hill f [923efaaf-0f06-458a-a0f3-1d6edb699956] 480p

Testing.

Testing.

Okay,

is

it working?

I

think it's working.

Okay,

nice house.

Her hair's so shiny.

Wow, so scary. Why do they always have these praying minigames? Oh, that's how you save.

私はどうしたらいい?

Why did Silent Hill suddenly become Japanese? I thought it was about that white guy looking for his wife.

Wow.

す い ません。 す い ません。

あの 運 転 手 さん い ません か？

この道を探そう。この先に行く道は。

No, it doesn't make me nostalgic.

Although it's kind of nice hearing Japanese again.

Got 2 hours to play this before I return it.

車 が 道 を 塞 い で て さ、 地 震 や？ 今 誰 か と 喋 り た く て。 私 は 後 から 行 って ね。 うん。 じゃあ ね。 い ら っ しゃ い ま ー す。

A little red thing looks like a tongue

on the back.

What a depress—

At least there's actually people in this game. Usually it's so empty and deserted in Silent Hill.

あ の さ、 マ ジ で それ 大 声 じゃ ん。

なんか 言 って よ。 お 前 こ そ なんか 言 う こと は ない の か よ。 相 棒 に ない んだ った ら 私 に だ って ない。

Is he smoking?

I thought that was a pack of cigarettes.

Is that— he's got gray hair, or is that a glitch? シ ウ く ん、 お 待 た せ。

ひ な こ も いた んだ。 リ ン コ、 何 の 話 を して た の？

いや、 大 した 話 は。 誰 か と お しゃ べ り した い 気 持 ち が あ った んだ って。

気 が 紛 れて る。

The fog monster. What? It's like Crash Bandicoot. I can't turn the camera around. It's like Crash Bandicoot.

What? Where do I go?

Well, hand tight.

Did I die?

What?

It's a bit harsh.

Move.

Oh, this

is lame. Like playing Pac-Man.

What? Oh my God.

Imagine gripping onto rusted corrugated metal.

That would hurt.

I

want to get a better computer. The performance sucks and everything's low.

What's wrong with Kick?

She's eating pills.

Redditors watching this waiting for me to say something about schoolgirls. You got the finger on this clip record button.

I ain't saying nothing. Softens your heart.

Subreddits are so waiting to say Daniel said something something about Japanese schoolgirls.

You wish. I ain't saying nothing.

Where do I go?

Why do they love making me squeeze through gaps in Silent Hill?

They always make you do this in Silent Hill. What's the point? I mean, why do they make a narrow little corridor that that you got to squeeze through and it takes ages. Just make it a normal pathway. It's not fun, it's not hard, it's not challenging. Pointless. Look, they always do that in Silent Hill.

You could have just made it wider and just walk through it. Stupid game design.

Yeah, wow, sexy. Look at that butt.

Real— this game not up to my standards.

Silent Hill is such a boring game franchise. I never understood why people liked it. It's like Resident Evil but boring.

The story never makes any sense.

What's that?

Oh, hello.

As an avid fan of Silent Hill, I hate everything about this game that makes it a Silent Hill game.

And then they say, how can you be an avid fan of Silent Hill when you hate the very thing that makes it a Silent Hill game?

What do I do?

Oh my God,

this

is why I hate gaming.

The fuck am I supposed to do?

What's that?

Wow, her diary.

Imagine writing a diary.

Thinking it's gonna be secret and then accidentally leaving it around and then someone reads it. How embarrassing, all your private details leaked.

What am I supposed to do?

I don't even know what I'm supposed to do. Maybe this way.

These enemy monster things look stupid.

I'm bored already.

They've lost me already. I'm done. It's fucking boring. Do I go back here?

I've still got how long? An hour and a half until I refund it.

I really hate Silent Hill.

I really hate it. Oh my god, I gotta go— what?

I went the wrong way.

Uh, it's not scary, it's not fun.

Only made $60 yesterday on Kick. YouTube better make up the remaining 40 that I lost for multistreaming,

or else I'm suing—

suing you for saying I should multistream.

Rubbish idea.

Oh my God, where the fuck do I go?

I go this way.

And then that way.

No. Oh, what?

The animation's weird. It's not even lined up.

Oh, up here.

Go in the house.

Oh, ramen.

Wouldn't mind having some ramen, actually.

Get in the closet.

Hey, why does she keep popping pills?

What's that?

Uh, where's the key?

Japanese houses look like they're made out of paper.

They're no brick or anything.

Why do they not like brick in Asia? There must be earthquakes.

The house just looks like it's made out of cardboard.

What's that?

The bloody key. Wait,

key

doesn't fit.

What? Whoa,

missed me.

What do you mean the key doesn't fit?

Out the window.

What's

that? Jelly-like dessert filled with bean paste. Disgusting.

Can't I kill that thing? I'm trying to explore.

Oh, I got the key.

Come on,

no, don't go back up. I hate when that happens. They change the camera angle, you think Up means go forwards, and it makes you go back up the ladder.

What's that? Omamori.

Omamori.

Okay, where do I go?

P. Oh,

not be interrupted by normal attacks.

I'm hungry. Where do I go?

Is it coming down?

It can't come down.

What a stupid monster.

It's so stupid. Oh, it can come down. I'll go up then.

I don't know where to go.

Ah, I hate these games.

Oh.

Did all her friends die? I skipped the

cutscene. Get out of the way.

Imagine paying £70 for this. Jesus Christ,

I

paid £70. I'm going to refund it though, not keeping it.

Pick

up the pipe.

Come

on, close it.

It's kind of funny.

Smash it in the bum.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Oh, come

on, eat the pill.

上だ。シュル、どこにいる？

Guten Abend.

Sakuko died.

Y'all been dead.

Oh look, the category automatically changed to Silent Hill F on Kick. That's funny.

How'd it do that?

Oh, an energy juice.

堅 苦 しい 神 社 じゃ なく て 駄 菓 子 屋 の 娘 に 生 ま れた かった って ここ な らい つ でも 好 き な だけ お 菓 子 が 食べ ら れる よ 休 み。

Sakumo.

Hmm.

カ レ ン が 今日は もう 平 凡 だ よ。

咲 く も ん、 私 や っぱ り 咲 く こと の 約 束 守 り たい よ。

Was it all a dream?

This does kind of make me want to do gaming streams, to be honest.

But I need a better computer for it to be enjoyable. The frame rate sucks and the graphics are all on low.

Maybe I blow all my Kick money. 5K gaming PC.

Why does she look like someone?

What's this?

Oh, it's not some stupid puzzle, is it? I hate puzzles.

What am I supposed to do?

This is why I hate puzzles.

Got a rat.

Do I have to do it?

Oh my God, what the fuck do I do?

Oh,

I think I get it.

Oh, well, I did it. Genius.

Fucking genius.

There were like little symbols on the things that tied them together,

and they match the symbols on the holder placement things.

What a stupid pointless puzzle.

Wow.

I got copyright claims on that Drive Home.

Stream. Like 20 songs copyright claimed.

Ohayo.

It's funny they don't have a word for nightmare, they just say bad dream. 悪い夢

YouTube stole my $5 ad rev.

Arigato.

I

understand all of it.

Doko means where.

Come on, move.

Wow.

I do like these gates.

It's like that thing in Kyoto where everyone gets in the way taking selfies.

He reminds me of Ice trying to speak Japanese. He was like, doko desu ka? He sounded so stupid.

Show me my chain.

Excuse me.

Come on, why are the cutscenes so slow?

Yeah, Fushimi Inari was the place. What is an inari? Is it the fox with the red handkerchief?

Damn, Japan does have good architecture style sometimes.

Graphics look so bad on low. Everything's so jerky.

Should I get a gaming PC? Should I build it?

I was planning to get one last year. I was going to build it as well,

get it all on finance,

and then I'm going to do gaming streams instead of just staring at the wall streams. Oh, not another Fucking

puzzle.

I'm gonna get RTX 5090, 100 gigabytes of RAM.

Oh my God, let's just keep randomly guessing it.

I don't know what to do.

Oh.

These puzzles are so annoying.

Let's try every combination.

Why'd she just suddenly get changed in the middle of nowhere?

I don't know what you're supposed to do.

What?

Maybe I go to

that circle.

なんでここに。

It's a metal pipe.

Yeah.

Why?

Getting bored of this.

Got 1 hour left.

Oh,

fuck off.

Oh, it's got the symbol on it.

What's that circle with the line and then the square one? Fuck off! Oh my god, what? Either— I don't have any pills.

Oh God, this game sucks.

Can't move.

Pretty sure it was This one and that one.

Well, I'm sure that was it.

I can't be bothered.

What if I just Google it?

Silent Hill. F puzzle door combination.

I hate these puzzles.

I gotta look for those wooden things.

I

don't understand.

I think

I'm done with this. I can't be fucking bothered.

Nothing happens.

Ah, this is so stupid. Games are supposed to be fun, not annoying.

This is not fun.

Oh,

I feel sick.

No, I think I'm done. This fucking game is shit.

Close. Um, where's my camera?

I feel motion sick from the game.

Okay, now about to edit the video.

Hopefully the file will save.

Yes, it did.

Yeah, okay.

Can I use 2 mics at the same time? Testing, testing. It's not— is it?

Hello, welcome back to a new video.

Hello, welcome back to— yeah, it works nice.

Hello, welcome back to a new video. So recently I've been playing the brand new Silent Hill F and as an avid fan of Silent Hill and horror games in general, I knew I just had to play this game. Unfortunately, so far it's been bland, boring, and rather lacking in certain kinds of luster that we're going to be

getting into in today's video and review of Silent Hill F.

Sodded intro.

Hello, welcome back to a new video. So recently I've been playing the brand new Silent Hill F, and as an avid fan of Silent Hill and horror games in general, I knew I just had to play this game. Unfortunately, so far it's been bland, boring, and rather lackluster. Today's video and review of Silent Hill

F. Should I do like the fake intro thing?

My name's James Kaplowski from Expert Zone Reviews.

So in Silent Hill F, it takes— so in Silent Hill F, it takes a different— fucking hell.

So in Silent Hill F, it takes a different

In Silent Hill F, they take a different— fuck.

Silent Hill F is kind of different to the other Silent Hill games in the way that you're in Japan and you're a Japanese girl, and the setting is in Japan compared to the previous Silent Hills. Where usually you're a white guy in a Western setting. Now, first of all, I thought this was kind of cool until I

realized it was kind of boring.

Silent Hill F is kind of different to the other Silent Hill, but I realized it was kind of boring.

And the reason for that is, is because usually you're used to playing Silent Hill as the white guy But now you're a Japanese girl, and it doesn't really feel the same as the previous Silent Hill games. So I don't know why this is called Silent Hill at all. They should have just called it a different name since

it seems like a completely different franchise at this point. The only similarities is that it's got the same boring gameplay where you run around in a deserted town that's full of fog, chased by stupid monsters that are really irritating.

And the reason for that is, is because usually you're used to playing Silent Hill as the white girl, but now you're a Japanese girl and it doesn't really feel the same as the previous time. Chased by stupid monsters that are really irritating.

Most of the gameplay revolves around running around some kind of maze-like map in a town, in an area, whilst you're being slowly chased by these really It kind of feels like playing Pac-Man in the way that you're just forced down these narrow corridors and alleyways trying to avoid danger whilst getting to your objective. You have to look

at the map to find where you're going, and you constantly get lost and stuck on terrain obstacles, and the movement of it just doesn't really feel very fluid or very well thought out. The gameplay and the movement is very janky, and the animations aren't really quite up to my standards.

Most of the gameplay revolves around running around some kind of maze-like thing, and the animations aren't really quite up to my standards.

And then the second half of the game revolves around solving these really annoying puzzles.

The game is strewn with loads of boring puzzles where you just match symbols to unlock a door. Or match things to unlock something else, or place things in a certain order to unlock something. The puzzles are really boring and really easy and simple. It's basically matching symbols and just feels like a big massive time waster.

And then the second half of the game revolves around solving these really annoying puzzles in typical classic Sonic in a little fashion. The game is strewn with loads of boring puzzles where you just match symbols to unlock a door. Easter egg.

And then there's the combat of the game. You get a lead pipe or a metal pipe at some point later to fight the monsters, and you basically just have a light attack and a heavy attack and a dodge. There's no block. There is a counterattack. I don't know if you can upgrade the weapon. Probably can, but who

cares. They basically just spam light attack, maybe do a heavy attack. The combat is not quite Elden Ring. It tries to be and fails flat on its face.

And then there's the combat of the game. You get— it tries to be and fails flat on its face. What else should I say?

I don't know what else to say.

Um, oh, I'm bothered.

The graphics are also not very good. Considering the fact that I'm playing on an RTX 4050 Pro gaming laptop with 12 or 16GB of RAM depending on which one I have because I forgot, and the game doesn't really run very well. The performance is not quite adequate for my demands in gaming, and I felt like the game

was very stuttery and couldn't really achieve higher than 30 frames per second.

And for a game that's been released in 2025, it's supposed to be a modern game. It's not really very good, is it?

And for a game that's been released in

The game is also way too expensive for what it is. It's £70, which is nearly $100, and the game just doesn't really feel like it's worth £70. A very basic game, very boring as well.

The game is also way too boring as well.

So for those reasons, unfortunately, I have to give this game a 3.5 out of 10. Cannot recommend. There, I'm done.

And then I just put the original audio back. 8 minutes, crop, and then done. Hello, welcome back to a new video. So recently I've been playing the brand new Silent Hill F, and as an avid fan of Silent Hill and horror games in general, I knew I just had to play this game. Unfortunately, so far it's been

bland.

Finished. Silent Hill F review.

Export Steam page refund.

Tell us the reason. It's not fun. My computer doesn't meet requirements.

Refund started.

Ah, Silent Hill sucks. I hate Silent Hill.

Oh.

It's a bit

cold. I'll probably take a lunch break. Upload it then.

Might have made $15.

Wow.

Oh.

Oh, why is it so cold today? Oh, my legs still hurt from when I was playing football.

Well, market's tanking. 190 now.

It's going down.

Yeah, maybe I'll look at, um, computer parts.

Well, sorry, stay.

I'll build a computer,

get it all on finance.

So I want RTX 5090.

£2,000. Oh my God.

Is it good?

Whoa,

maybe 5090 is too much. What about 5070?

478.

Is that good?

Or should I get a Radeon graphics card?

RTX 5070 12G, 3x fans, MSI GeForce.

Why not just get a pre-built one?

Gaming

PC.

Core i9, RTX 5070, 32GB. Wham!

If I build one, I gotta get a screwdriver,

unless I build it at my Devon house. I don't know if I can be bothered to build it.

What about that one?

6-month payment plan, 0% interest.

I don't really want to pay £300 a month.

Really?

Stream's only been an hour.

4 gigabytes.

I had more viewers when I was gaming. It's a sign.

Yeah, I don't really get the appeal of building your own PC. People say they feel like They're more connected to the PC if they built it themselves. Yeah, but who cares? Why would you want to care about being connected to a piece of metal?

You just buy a pre-built one, does exactly the same thing.

I mean, it's not hard to build a PC, you just plug it into a motherboard and then do cable management. It's just annoying.

And I don't drink energy drinks usually.

It's also annoying, like, making sure everything works together.

Socket AM4, 150.

What about that one?

£500.

Gaming PC.

Got that one.

6-month payment plan.

Yeah,

I finished the gameplay.

I

think there's a Prime Day on the 7th of October.

Horror games are boring, they're so slow-paced. They're full of stupid puzzles all the time. The enemies are just annoying.

You always gotta run away. It's not even scary.

Dead Space is a bit better because it's more action-oriented.

They just jumpscare you with that really loud music.

The annoying violin.

Oh, £3,500.

Core i9, RTX 5090, 32GB RAM.

Is it any good?

Put it on my credit card, I'll make back £36 cashback.

£4,000. Damn expensive.

$2,400 for a graphics card. It's

insane.

Military-grade components.

My gaming laptop sucks. It barely plays anything at 30 FPS on everything low.

RTX 5070.

£500.

No, I think I'll have to buy pre-built. I don't have the patience to build it.

Market's gonna tank. Look at that

head and shoulders.

It's funny, I never noticed my dad made these brown bricks here as like car park lines.

Should have painted them white.

Look, can you see the brown, brown, brown bricks? There's one space, one space, one for 3 cars.

If you paint them white, it'll look pretty cool.

Didn't realize he did that.

I can't believe he laid those bricks one by one.

Do you think he was going to do the rest of the driveway? My granddad built this driveway out of concrete. It's a bit ugly.

I don't remember seeing him do that. Maybe I was in Japan.

He was pretty— he made that wall as well. He was pretty good at laying bricks.

I'm gonna go in 13 23 minutes for lunch. Gonna have lunch break and then I'll be back at 1,

and then I'll stream until dinner, and then I'll have dinner break, and then maybe I'll do a gaming session for the last 3 hours.

I thought maybe if I break up the day like that, it'll be more bearable.

The fuck? 23 viewers? What happened?

Is it streaming?

I was at 50 and it dropped down to 25.

Yeah, internet here is a bit weird.

Yeah, I'm on the Wi-Fi. I don't know why it's— I didn't disconnect. Why is it saying I disconnected when I didn't disconnect? I've had the internet the whole time.

Also, if I actually disconnected, it shouldn't say I'm offline. Unless it's— I don't know, it should, should do that. It should do my disconnect thing.

Don't understand unless it's disconnecting from the laptop.

Hmm. Look how many days of streaming I missed. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

Well, I'm going for lunch. I'm gonna be fucked with this. 20 fucking viewers.