Star Wars Obi-Wan Kenobi is an UTTER Joke...

Hello and welcome back to another video.

So I want to talk about Star Wars Obi-Wan.

I just finished watching part 4 and it's

just been an utter joke of an episode. So

in this episode, basically Obi-Wan has to

infiltrate some kind of impenetrable

fortress to rescue Princess Leia with the

help of the Imperial officer spy woman who

opens a secret back door and causes some

distractions. He rescues Princess Leia and

they both escape from the fortress. This

is just the most boring, generic bland

kind of plotline in any kind of movie,

show, or game. It's just hero goes into

fortress and rescues the princess and then

fights a load of baddies. It's so lame and

dull. Couldn't they have come up with

anything more original? It was just so

predictable. I could basically tell

exactly what was going to happen right

before it happens. There was no suspense,

there were no plot twists or unexpected

things that happened. Everything that

happened in the episode was just

laughable, like the way Obi-Wan could just

swim up into the base. Using some kind of

secret backdoor. Don't they have any

security cameras scanning around that

backdoor? How could he just swim towards

the base without being noticed? And then

the Imperial officer woman just manages to

walk straight into the base without really

being opposed, apart from that security

officer guy who does try to question her,

but she manages to get through security by

basically just telling him to shut up and

fuck off. Wouldn't they question why she's

on that ship when she basically just

disappeared from the planet that she was

supposed to be stationed on? Now she turns

up here, and then she starts accessing

some kind of terminal to help Obi-Wan And

then she nearly gets discovered, and then

she gets taken over to the corner where

she then does a judo chop on the Imperial

officer and just knocks him out easily.

And then there's this really stupid scene

where she nearly gets captured and taken

to interrogation by 2 stormtroopers, and

she manages to get away from the

stormtroopers by first slapping one of the

stormtroopers in the face and almost

knocking him out. She staggers a

stormtrooper by slapping him in his face

when he's wearing a stormtrooper helmet.

How is that even supposed to damage him in

any way? But he nearly falls over just

from this one slap. She must be really

strong or something. I just don't

understand how professionally trained

soldiers, stormtroopers, can't even

control one unarmed woman, and she doesn't

seem to be really strong or anything

unless she has super combat martial arts

training, which even in that case, I don't

see how she could take down fully armored

stormtroopers. I mean, it would be like

trying to punch someone who's wearing any

kind of body armor or even some kind of

chainmail or knight's armor. I just don't

see how a bare-knuckle punch or a slap

should be able to do any kind of damage to

a stormtrooper. Stormtrooper. If that's

the case, then what's the point of wearing

stormtrooper armor? I thought it was

supposed to protect them against blaster

shots, but it can't even protect them

against a slap. As for the Obi-Wan Kenobi

scenes, I do feel like they were a bit

more interesting than the previous

episodes. So Obi-Wan finally stops being a

cowardly wuss and finally whips out his

lightsaber for some Jedi action. And the

combat scenes were okay. He deflects some

blaster shots, he does a bit of lightsaber

twirling, and And it was nice to see

Obi-Wan back in his fighting form. But

unfortunately, the Princess Leia scenes

were really annoying once again. So she's

getting interrogated. The Third Sister's

trying to be all scary to try and get her

to tell her some kind of secret. And Leia

keeps saying no. So they take her to this

special interrogation torture chamber

place where they're about to do something

really, really bad. But it's kind of

obvious that they wouldn't because it's

Disney. I mean, what are they going to do

to a child? Apart from slamming their

fists down on the table. There was just

zero suspense or any kind of worry that

something bad might happen to Leia. We

just knew that nothing was going to

happen. She would be completely fine.

They would just kind of shout at her and

try to intimidate her, but apart from

that, there was nothing really to worry

about. So I was just yawning throughout

all of the Princess Leia scenes, just

waiting for her to be eventually rescued

by Obi-Wan. So Obi-Wan just appears out of

nowhere in the dark and then slashes the 2

stormtroopers. Whilst the Imperial spy

woman creates a distraction to lure out

the Third Sister. Then the Third Sister

just leaves the Imperial spy officer woman

with a few stormtroopers, and then she

goes back to check on Princess Leia, who

has now escaped with Obi-Wan. And now the

Imperial officer spy woman also manages to

escape by judo chopping the 2

stormtroopers who were supposed to be

guarding her. And then the 3 of them just

somehow managed to walk straight out of

the hangar, right past all of these

stormtroopers and all of these Imperial

officers without being noticed. It was

just a complete and utter joke because I

don't understand how none of the

stormtroopers and none of the staff

working on that base even noticed them

walking straight out. I mean, Obi-Wan is

hiding Leia under his big coat and no one

noticed that Obi-Wan has 4 legs? It was

just so obvious you could see a little

girl hiding under his big coat and they

didn't notice it at all? Come on, how dumb

are they supposed to be? Also, I don't

understand how no one recognized Obi-Wan,

who was just walking out the hangar with

his face fully exposed. And not a single

one of them knew what he looked like. I

thought he was supposed to be one of the

most highly sought-after Jedi that Darth

Vader was hunting for, so surely everyone

in the Empire should know what he looks

like. But nope, he just manages to walk

straight out of a high-security Imperial

base without any problem. They only get

caught because the Third Sister comes

running out from behind and starts chasing

them, and then they start fighting when

these 2 snowspeeders come out of nowhere

and then start blasting everything in the

hangar. Also, earlier in the episode when

they were trying to convince the leader of

the snowspeeder crew to help them. It was

such a dumb scene because he was like,

no, I'm not gonna help you, it's too

dangerous. And then Obi-Wan's like, oh,

but you don't know what the Empire can do,

they're so bad. And then he's like, oh, I

lost my wife, I know what the Empire can

do, so I will help you. I noticed these

scenes to be very common in Disney Star

Wars, where basically the heroes ask for

help, they get denied help, and then they

whine a little bit and try to argue, and

then eventually the person who's denying

help, then says, okay, I changed my mind,

I will help you. What was the point of

that whole scene? How do they change their

mind so quickly and easily? Every time I

see one of these scenes, I just roll my

eyes because there's zero suspense. You

know they're going to cave and change

their mind and eventually help the hero.

So these 2 snowspeeders turn up and one of

them starts shooting at the Third Sister,

who deflects and reflects all of the laser

bolts being shot at her, which I thought

was kind of silly. I didn't know

lightsabers could reflect a starfighter's

laser guns, but I guess they can. I just

wonder, can they deflect every single kind

of laser in Star Wars? Can they even

deflect the Death Star's laser beam as

well? It just seems a bit silly. I just

thought it would make more sense that a

lightsaber wouldn't be powerful enough to

deflect something like a big laser cannon

that these starfighters or snowspeeders

should be using. So the 2 snowspeeders

rescue Obi-Wan, Leia, and the Imperial

officer spy woman, and they nearly get

away Well, they do get away, but one of

the snowspeeders gets blown up and we're

supposed to feel all sad, I guess,

because one of the pilots that we don't

even know anything about crashes and dies.

And there's a bunch of scenes showing the

surviving pilot's sad, sad face. Oh,

boo-hoo. One random pilot gets blown up.

Who actually cares? What was the point of

keep showing this woman's sad face as she

mourns the loss of her best friend that

we've only known for like 10 seconds? So

Darth Vader makes another appearance

because he's really angry at the Third

Sister for letting them get away, and he

nearly chokes her to death, but she

manages to tell him that she sneakily

planted a tracker on them. She hacked a

little drone droid thing that Leia has,

and now that's giving away their location.

So for the next episode, I can kind of

already tell what's going to happen.

They're going to use this hacked drone

droid thing to locate where they've

escaped to, and they're probably going to

send some kind of big attack force to

attack the base or the secret base that

they're hiding on. And Obi-Wan and friends

are gonna do some kind of last stand

defensive thing whilst they try and get

Leia to safety. At this point, everything

that happens in this series is just so

predictable and so expected. It's very

lacking in luster and disappointing. They

keep using the same bog-standard plotline

templates, such as Obi-Wan gets into

trouble and then he gets rescued or helped

by someone else. I'm gonna guess that the

Empire is gonna send some kind of attack

force once they've located where they're

hiding. And then attack them, and you're

gonna think, oh no, how are they going to

escape this time? And then last minute,

maybe Alderaan sends their own specialized

fleet to come and rescue Leia and then

blow up all of the Empire's attack forces.

And then I think Bail Organa is gonna show

up as head of the fleet, and he's gonna be

like, no one messes with my daughter!

This aggression from the Empire against

Alderaan cannot be allowed! We will stand

against the Empire until the very end!

He's gonna do some kind of stupid heroic

speech about Alderaan standing up against

the Empire when everyone knows what's

gonna happen to the planet in Episode 4.

Yeah, yeah, we all know Alderaan's gonna

get blown up in Episode 4: A New Hope by

the Death Star. Oh no, the foreboding,

the foreshadowing. Boo-hoo, it's so

tragic. Those poor people don't know

what's coming. Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Maybe the Empire is gonna blame Alderaan

for getting in their way of capturing

Obi-Wan, and then that will be the reason

why the Empire chooses Alderaan as the

Death Star's first target. I'm kind of

disappointed that it took 4 episodes for

Obi-Wan to finally start being a Jedi

again. It was just so frustrating watching

3 episodes of Obi-Wan just being this

wimpy coward who's scared of everything.

So those were my thoughts on part 4 of

Star Wars Obi-Wan. I think we have 2 more

episodes to go. I don't think this series

is supposed to be a very long one. I'm

just wondering how it's gonna end and if

it's actually gonna be a good ending or

anything interesting. My hopes, my

expectations are not really that high, so

we'll see what happens. And goodbye.