Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games is the worst game I've EVER PLAYED

Hello and welcome back to my review of

this new game called Mario

and Sonic at the Olympic Games.

Already I can feel like this is going to

be a terrible game, but thought might as

well give it a try. Why not?

What's the worst that could happen?

Choose how you want to play on this

screen. Well, duh, that's what a menu

system's for. I know what a menu is. The

menu is so you choose what you want to

play. You don't have to tell me what the

bloody menu is for. Jesus Christ. Okay,

Tokyo 2020 Olympics. Don't think that's

gonna happen anymore. Sorry to break

it to you, Japan, but the virus kind of

messed everything up for everyone, so say

goodbye to your Olympics. Well, for the

menu we have quick match,

story mode. I don't know how you can have

a story mode for the Olympics. What's the

story gonna be? Local play and my

data. I hate when people pronounce data as

data, sounds so stupid. So we're gonna do

a quick match, see what this game is

about. So we have

various different types of sporting

events. 100-meter triple

jump, skateboarding. Skateboarding looks

quite fun actually.

Wouldn't mind a skateboarding game on my

Switch. So the available modes we have are

badminton, 110-meter hurdles,

karate, surfing,

archery, Why didn't you give

me skateboarding? You gave us the worst

modes. Didn't even give us swimming to try

out. Uh, which one sounds the least

boring? I guess karate could be fun.

Maybe it's like Tekken.

So my impression of this game so far is

it's just like a bunch of different types

of games all rolled into one.

So I want to be Sonic because Mario just

looks like a fat ugly man. I don't know

why people love Mario so much. He's like

the ugliest character in all of video game

history. Sonic is way cooler.

Sonic versus Peach, so I get to beat up a

girl. Okay, let's see what the controls

are like. I feel like

I'm playing Super Smash Bros. Maybe it's

better than Super Smash Bros. without all

that jumping about platforming rubbish.

I don't know what the buttons are. So I

can grab, grab her pussy like that,

knock her down. What happened? Look, look

where he's grabbing, right in the crotch.

That's not cool, Sonic.

What's she doing now?

Okay, what do the other buttons do? Can I

string up combos? Oh, it's finished. Oh,

that was quick. Barely even got a chance

to do anything. Let me try again.

This is the worst fighting game I've ever

played. Super Smash Bros is way better.

That's it, all you have to do is knock

them over and then it's finished.

This is so lame.

It's like punch, kick, punch, kick,

and then a grab. Not impressed. Let's do

a different mode. That was just the worst

fighting game I've ever played.

Okay, let's see.

What do you mean, thank you for playing?

I'm not finished playing. Are you kidding

me?

Oh, I thought it was going to say that I

can't play anymore. Okay, let's try

archery, see if that's any good.

Come on, just get on with it.

I hate it when games take ages to get

started, all these bloody menus. So I

have to hold L to

aim. How do I aim?

It says hold R.

Oh, and then release, release R.

Well, that was easy. Bullseye! It's not

even difficult. Look, you just move the

cursor over the target and then let go.

It's not even challenging.

Really boring. Okay,

let's try a different mode. How do

I exit? Quit.

Okay, let's try the 110-meter

hurdle. All these game modes are just

rubbish.

Isn't it kind of unfair to let Sonic run

and do a race? Shouldn't he be really

fast?

Okay, let's see how this works. Do I just

spam A or something?

So I just spam A and then press B to jump.

Wow. What dynamic

gameplay. That was it,

didn't even last 5 seconds.

Okay, we'll do it one more time.

Oh, I got a perfect.

Oh, I came— did I come second?

No, I came fourth. Well, that was stupid.

All you do is press A and then B to jump.

What is the point?

Okay, so else we have— I think

skateboarding could have been fun. They

won't let me play it, so we've got

badminton and then surfing left, and then

I'll come, I'll come up with my final

conclusion of the game.

Why can't they just put a decent Sonic

game on the Switch, like Sonic Adventure 1

or 2?

Okay, let's see if this is any good.

Hmm, it's okay, I guess.

Pretty basic. I feel like every game mode

on this game is just really, really basic,

like an extremely dumbed-down version of

proper games.

It's not even hard. I don't even have to

move the character. He automatically runs

towards it. Look, I'm not even moving him.

He moves himself.

All I do is press A when the ball comes

towards me.

Can you imagine paying £50 for this?

I guess if you're 10 years old, it might

be entertaining. Okay, let's try the last

one, surfing.

I really don't know how Nintendo is

probably the richest, the most popular

games company. Their games just suck.

They're so bad.

Okay, let's get this over with. So what do

I do? Am I

even doing anything? Oh, I move left

and right, and then you can jump.

But that's all you do, you just jump up

the wave and then land.

It's not even difficult. I don't even know

what I'm doing. Uh, what a

load of rubbish. So that was Mario

and Sonic doing a bunch of random sporting

events. Terrible, terrible game.