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I'm just having my coffee.

I feel really sleepy in the afternoons

so I started having coffee.

Second coffee of the day.

Look, I changed my jumper.

Are you proud of me?

You know what I should do? I should buy

like a crate of Red Bull and drink that

when I go to work, because when I go to

work in the beginning, I feel so sluggish.

But then I'll need to pee, won't I?

Another day, another stream.

Try Gamer Supps. What is that? Like G Fuel

and Gamer Supps? Is that an energy drink?

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I will.

Actually, there's Huel. There's coffee

flavored Huel and it's got caffeine in it.

Just gonna be on like a caffeine high.

Why would I call Chihiro? I wouldn't even

know how to, so I can't get into my LINE

No, I actually didn't take Huel today

because I'm realizing that I finish my

work so quickly I don't even need to have

a break. It's funny because when I first

started the job, I was like, oh my God,

this job's so hard. I need to bring a

sandwich and a packet of crisps. And then

I went from that to, oh, this job's so

tiring. I need to bring fuel for energy.

And now I literally finish it in under 2

hours and I'm back home already. So it

feels like, yeah, I don't really, really

need a break. I don't need to

eat anything. I'll just eat when I get

back home. Yeah,

I went to work today, which is not normal.

You're not— I don't know if you're not

supposed to or you just, just don't

usually do it. But usually we don't work

on Sunday for some reason, even though

Sunday is the best day because the roads

are so empty. But I decided to go on

Sunday because I thought if I go on

Sunday, then I wouldn't have to go on

Monday because I would deliver everything

there. But there was quite a lot there.

And I was the only one there, by the way,

which was nice. So I had to leave behind

about 25-ish. So if I don't do that

tomorrow, then on Tuesday there's going to

be 100+. So I think I will actually go

tomorrow as well and then just quickly

deliver the, the 25-ish.

Only I'm allowed to use Cake's real name.

Everyone else must refer to her as Cake.

No, I haven't seen the boss. I talked to

him on the phone about a few weeks ago.

When he wanted me to cover for someone.

But yeah, I'm basically working every

single day now. Not even a day off, which

I don't mind, to be honest. If I stayed at

home, I'd just be bored anyway. I'd rather

just work every day, but just work a few

hours than do 5 days a week where you do

more than 6 hours.

It was really nice today.

I realized when there's no traffic on the

road, my default speed to go at is

basically 60 miles per hour without even

looking at the speedometer. When, when I

feel comfortable going at the speed I want

to go at, it's always like 60-something.

Anything below that just feels so slow. I

don't know how people drive below 60 when

you don't have to.

Yeah, it was really nice. The town was

empty. No one was going to work. Barely

anyone on the roads. I was just zooming at

my own pace. It was great. I think

I'm just going to work on Sunday every

Sunday from now on. I don't see why not.

As long as I don't get told off, which I

don't think they'll have a problem with me

doing Sundays.

Am I going to play Oblivion? No, I played

the original one when I was a kid and it

was really boring. I could

never— the only cool thing was that

Patrick Stewart voice acts in it and it

sounds like him in Star Trek. I couldn't

get past the beginning bit when you're in

jail. It's just so boring. Just not

a fan of those games.

But yeah, I have been, um, thinking about

a trip to Canada. I reckon it will cost

£2,000 to £3,000 for

everything, so kind of expensive.

The hotel is the expensive bit. I don't

want to get like a crappy hotel,

so it might take a while to save up the

I would prefer to save up the money, not

use my credit card to fund it.

Do I like Sims 4? Not really. I think if

you're gonna play Sims, why don't you just

play Inzoi? That game's way better. It

looks way better than Sims. I played a bit

of Inzoi and, um,

you can actually trade stocks on the

computer, which is funny.

I noticed there's a place near Toronto

called London, which was pretty funny.

The English sailed all the way to North

America and they founded a new city and

they just called it London again. They

couldn't even come up with a new name.

They just called it London. And there's

also Rochester. Also, Toronto is

right near to New York, which is kind of

cool.

But isn't it also really near to Detroit?

Isn't that like the scuffy,

dangerous place where all the car

companies were going bankrupt? Hmm. Bit

scary. Also, everything's like a square

line. Everything's like a straight grid

line, all the roads and all the— there's a

lot of farming areas and it's all just

grids of roads. It looks weird compared to

the UK where everything's like bendy.

Fly her out? Uh,

she needs to get a passport and I don't

know if she'd be willing to fly out.

She might be nervous to travel alone or

something. I don't know.

Although it would be way cheaper if she

just came here and stayed at my place,

because then I'd only have to pay for the

plane ticket.

Yeah, it can be a bit scary. I remember

the first time I went to Japan by myself.

I was about 20 years old. I wet my bed on

the first night. I was so anxious,

I peed in my bed.

Yeah, Crypt Cutie is not happy with me.

She sent these really long messages to me,

but I didn't reply. Don't really know what

to say, to be honest.

I mean, I never said— I never promised

I mean, I never outright said no.

For meeting. I just kept it vague,

but I never said definitely yes for sure.

Well, we'll see how it goes. I really— I

don't want to have to take a break from

work until I get

enough money. I guess it depends what

happens really, like if I get fired from

my job then that'll be a good opportunity

to take a trip. But I think whilst I have

the job, I should milk it as

much as I can,

and then I could come back and then look

for a new job. I keep

getting paranoid I'm going to lose the

But yeah, if I lost the job, I would

definitely be interested in having a

little trip before coming

back to get a new job.

It's just I'm getting a lot of negative

feedback on my page. I have

not been the best delivery driver.

Also been getting complaints from not the

customer, but the companies that I deliver

for, like Next,

QVC. This is something like, an inquiry

about the photo you took when you left the

parcel has been opened. What does that

mean? I don't see what the problem is. I

left it where the house is, and they

obviously are getting the parcels,

because if they didn't get the parcels,

they would say something, wouldn't they?

Why would they complain? I don't know.

Well, the customers might complain because

I don't knock the door or I ignore their

instructions because they're annoying.

Like, sometimes they put a note on the

door saying, delivery drivers, please put

parcels in the blah blah blah, and I'm

like, no, I'm just gonna put it by the

door. What's wrong with it being by the

door? You just open the door, you bend

down, you pick it up. Why do I have to

like fiddle with your box or your shed

door?

Stop trying to make my life hard. I'm just

going to dump it in door, take a picture,

and go. Can't be bothered.

I don't want to knock the door because

they'll come out and then they might—I

don't know—they'll say, "Oh, if I'm not

in, can you put it in the blablabla? Put

it in the box." Or they

try and get me to take a returns. They'll

say, oh, I have this returns, but no one's

come to pick it up yet. The reason why I

don't pick up the returns anymore is

because my boss is not assigning the route

to me. So when the boss used to assign the

route to me, it would show me the

collections I had to pick up. Now when I

go on to the routes, it says I have

nothing assigned to me. So all these

people in the village are probably trying

to return their items and I'm supposed to

pick them up, but I don't know who I'm

supposed to pick it up from because the

other— there's another driver at the

depot. He said the same thing. He said,

uh, he hasn't been getting collections

because he hasn't been given the route

anymore. And I said, yeah, that's happened

to me. So I don't know what the boss is

doing. I don't care. Whatever.

Sometimes they leave the returns outside.

So the only time I pick up a return is if

they, they come out and they ambush me,

or they leave it by the door and I'm

delivering there anyway. And then I see it

and I'm like, oh, okay, I'll just pick it

up then. Very silly

system.

I can't find your OnlyFans. Uh,

it's just onlyfans.com/ and then my

YouTube channel name. Unfortunately, I

can't link it.

I don't know if it shows up on Google if

you search it. It should do. Just search

Hiding My Room.

I washed my hair today. It's really— you

know what I noticed? If you don't have a

shower for about 2 days, on the 3rd day

when you finally have a shower, it feels

really good. You really enjoy the shower

There's some parcel thieves.

Well, then they should be waiting at home

for the delivery and be checking

their email, because as soon as I pressed

finish delivery, they'll get an email.

Because I know I did when I delivered to

myself. As soon as I pressed finished, I

got an email saying your item has been

delivered. So they should just pay

attention, shouldn't they? It's not my

fault. Plus, the area is pretty nice. I'm

pretty sure no one's going around pinching

parcels. I went— I delivered to this

really nice little cul-de-sac with about 6

houses, enclosed area, and then they've

got this— one of the houses got a note

saying, please put parcels in the parcel

box. And I'm thinking, why are you so

paranoid? What, you think your neighbors

are stealing your parcels? Calm down.

No one's stealing your parcels. You live

in the middle of nowhere and you've got

like 4 neighbors. I'm just

gonna leave it at the door. I can't be

bothered fiddling with your box.

So yeah, I really, really liked working on

Sunday. I think I'm just gonna work on

Sunday from now on. Really enjoyable to

drive on Sunday as well.

It's the perfect place to steal from.

You would have to— how would you even know

unless you go into the cul-de-sac?

How would you know that there's a parcel

there anyway? You would have to like stop

by every single little nook and cranny

where there's houses. Do I enjoy driving?

Yeah, actually I do. It went from being

scary to now I actually quite enjoy it. I

enjoy the steering

part of driving, like the,

the precision of steering it. That's hard

Driving in a straight line is very boring.

I kind of like when there's bends.

You're gonna get followed by someone.

Well, that's apparently what happened to

the other driver. That's why they got

suspended. But I think she's back now. So

I think I saw her the other day. I'm not

sure if that was her. I'm just assuming it

was. But the funny thing is, you know,

the driver that got suspended. I've been

delivering to her house this whole time.

I just didn't know her name. My boss was

like, oh, you know so-and-so? And I was

like, not really. I don't know anyone's

names there. And then I realized, because

after he said my name— her name, I then

noticed her name on one of my parcels and

I've delivered there loads of times.

So I've been delivering parcels to her She

should just do my trick where she delivers

it to us. I don't understand why. Oh, I

guess she doesn't deliver where she lives.

I deliver where she lives and she delivers

where someone else lives,

which is funny. And it's also funny

because I don't deliver to where I live,

even though that would make more sense,

wouldn't it? And then when I order stuff

here, the delivery driver delivers it to

my house and it's from my own company,

the same company, but I never see him at—

I don't think I've ever seen him at my

depot. I don't think my depot covers my

village where I live because I've never

seen— I don't know, because I haven't seen

all of the routes. I've only seen a few of

them which cover Tavistock.

I haven't seen any parcels that have

addresses saying Lifton, which is where I

live. Maybe I'm outside of— maybe I'm in

a different zone. Although it'd be kind of

awkward if I had to deliver to my own

neighbors, wouldn't it? They'll be like,

oh, Daniel, why'd you have my parcel?

Yeah, I'd rather deliver in the village

I'm delivering to now.

Rewatch your bed building stream. Yeah,

that was funny. I made so much off the

PayPal donos. That guy kept spamming the

N-word when I was fixing the bed. Yeah,

I never, I never fixed the gap in the bed.

You remember there was a gap and it

wouldn't fit flush together. I was gonna

get a mallet and try and hammer it flush,

but I couldn't be bothered. It's fine.

The bed's not falling apart.

How did you deliver your own package?

Well, when I did the checkout, I put my

address as the village that I deliver to,

not this house, which is pretty genius.

And then 2 weeks later, the package showed

up at the depot with my fake name on it,

Jimmy Woodplanks, and I was supposed to

deliver it to the house that I entered,

but I didn't because it's mine. Took it

home, made 50 pence.

I think if I'm gonna buy stuff, I'm just

gonna buy it off that website and have it

delivered to my village, and then I'll

deliver it to myself and make a couple

pences here and there. I cancelled my

Amazon Prime. What do I need to buy soon?

I might have to buy more coffee. My coffee

is down to like— I don't know if you get

Nest Cafe from China though.

Might have to get off Amazon anyway.

I don't know, actually. There's certain

things you don't really want to get from

China.

I don't know if they have Nest Cafe on

Temu.

Temu.

They keep spamming me with these coupon

bundles and it sounds like a scam.

They don't have Nescafé Gold Blend.

Oh, they've They've got this tub,

but it's like powder, not freeze-dried

granules. I wonder

if it tastes the same. £30 and

you get 750 grams.

And then I'll probably get paid 50p to

Lipton looks like it's in the middle of

nowhere. Yeah, pretty much.

Yeah, I don't live in an apartment. I live

in a semi-detached house with driveway and

a garden. Imagine thinking I live

in an apartment.

I probably made £40 today. I delivered

about 70 parcels. Pretty good.

Finished in like an hour and a half as

well. Blazingly quick.

God, some of these houses I deliver to

though, the views are amazing. They're so—

I wouldn't say lucky because they probably

worked hard to get it, but God, they're so

lucky. And one of these houses, they've

got this panoramic amazing view

of the entire area, like a whole valley of

trees and rolling hills. And they've got

this lawn, and I can just imagine sitting

on the lawn and just looking out at the

view. So nice. And this other

farm kind of place has a really nice view,

and it's so quiet.

God, I wish I could live like that. You

would need like £1 million to buy a house

like that. Houses like that would probably

be £1 million or £800,000.

My mum's house is nice, but it doesn't

have a view, does it? So these houses here

are nice and they've got this amazing view

because this area is not flat, it's very

hilly and lots of valleys. So you get

houses on the top of the valleys, great

views, and they've got Teslas and they've

got custom license plates. God, what do

they do for a living? How do you

understand Japanese from just watching

anime? I've been watching anime and still

can't understand it. It's too fast for me.

Um, you just watch a lot of it.

I tried, uh, if you watch One Piece, God,

that is so difficult because they use a

lot of weird words.

God, there's this idiot on Instagram keeps

popping up on my feed. He's like this

white guy, middle-aged white guy married

to this Japanese woman, and he makes

Instagram Shorts where he talks like a One

Piece character. He's like,

"我々の奥様は," and he makes that stupid like

anime voice. It's so cringe. Like he's

trying to talk like Blackbeard.

I don't know why he keeps popping up on my

Oh, you know the guy, like Red Value

something, and he's balding.

I can't stand it.

It would be like, imagine if your,

your Japanese husband kept trying to talk

like Homer Simpson or something.

Sounds ridiculous.

Switched to the second granny jumper.

Yep, I had to put the other one in the

wash. Today was great laundry day.

Everything dried so quickly. So nice and

sunny today.

Why is mum debt so much? Because she

helped pay my tax and my car.

That's the price you pay for raising a son

who's a failure.

You're dressed like it's the North Pole.

It's still cold. It's like sunny outside,

but in my house is cold. The heat

doesn't come into the house because

there's no windows.

The heat all goes into the conservatory,

so it's nice and warm in the conservatory,

but it doesn't come into the house.

You look happier. Yeah, I feel so much

better compared to a few weeks ago where I

was losing my mind. God, the cat keeps

jumping up on my conservatory roof. Why

can't it just stay there or stay off it?

It keeps jumping up and jumping down,

jumping up. It goes round in a circle.

It goes round the other house and then

round my house and then back into my

garden and it jumps onto the conservatory.

It's really annoying and

it never comes over to me to let me stroke

it. But the other cat comes into my house.

There's a black cat and it just comes

right into my house and then goes upstairs

and I'm like, okay, Feel free

to come in, I guess. And then he walks

back out again and stares at me. The other

cat, it just ignores me though.

Yeah, I feel mentally much in a much

brighter mindset where

it doesn't feel like everything's doom and

Conservatory is a stupid word for a room.

What do people call it outside of the UK?

A sunroom? Yeah, I don't know why it's

called a conservatory. It conserves heat?

How does the cat get inside? Uh, if it's

nice and warm, I leave the conservatory

door open.

When my cats passed away, how did I cope?

I don't know. Just got sad, looked at some

pictures.

I do miss Pushkin. He was a very nice

Greenhouse? No, greenhouse is for growing

plants, not for relaxing in. You would

have a greenhouse separate from the house

and then you grow plants in it.

Conservatory is like an add-on room to the

living room.

Yeah, there's a little cat graveyard in my

mum's house now. Our 4 cats that died.

When's Pushkin going to join them? In 15

to 16 years. I think he's 2 years old now.

He was— no, he must be older. I remember

he was a kitten in 2022, so he must be at

least 3 years old now.

Got about 14 years left.

Better be enjoying it.

Yeah, Pushkin's weird. He gets— it's like

he's a human sometimes. At the time when I

was filming him with my phone and laughing

at him, He just ran up to me, jumped up

onto the table, and then whacked my hand

like, like he was annoyed that I was

filming him. How does he know that I'm

filming him? And he does this weird thing

where he goes up to the mirror and then he

starts pawing at his reflection.

People really like crypt over me. That's

crazy. Yeah, I don't know why.

She's like really established herself as

the people's favorite,

and now they're all sad for her.

Like they were rooting for her.

Very bizarre.

But I didn't even say anything like I was

going to meet her or we're going to be

together. I didn't really say much. I

think maybe because she donated a lot and

got me gifts, sent me gifts,

and then people feel like I betrayed her

I don't really know what's expected of me.

I just said thanks. I didn't

make any promises.

What's wrong with Toronto? Looks okay.

I'll probably just stay

in the central bit where it's nice.

What happened to Blood Bucket? She

disappeared ages ago. She disappeared—

yeah, last time she was— last time

I heard from her was when me and Sunny had

that first big fight. Before I moved in

here, she messaged me saying,

I hope you are okay.

There's always some side of a city that's

not very nice. It's usually the south side

for some reason. Like South Rotterdam is

horrible. South London's not nice.

I'd probably just get a hotel in the

central bit and stay in there.

Do I regret dating all these crazy

fangirls? Your life is where it is because

of them.

Hmm. I don't regret it. But yeah,

they have changed the direction my

life's gone in. Like, the only reason I'm

here in Devon is because of Sunny.

The only reason I'm not still married in

Japan is probably because of Pia and Essex

Girl. It's funny how there's like phases

of fangirls. They only seem to last

1 to 2 years. Like the average lifespan of

a fangirl is 1 to 2 years. And then we get

the next wave of fangirls. Like 2018 and

'19 was Pia,

Essex girl. Who else?

And then 2020 to 2022 was like Mila,

bunch of German girls. And then 2022

to 2024 didn't

really have anyone. And then 2024 was

basically dominated by Sunny. 2024 to 2025

was like Sunny and Blood Bucket era. And

now they're gone. They're out of the

picture. Old, old news. So 2024 times,

we're in 2025 midterms.

Out with the old, in with the new.

It's just funny how they come in waves and

they like represent a different era of my

YouTube life.

Apparently Essex Girl's pregnant with that

EDK guy, so I've created

life again. That baby only exists because

I brought them together. They found each

other through my channel. That's fucking

weird. They better name it Daniel.

I have indirectly created life again.

How many viewers or ex-viewers hooked up

because of me and now have kids or

something? That's so weird.

I can't believe Essex Girl got knocked up

by some random Discord guy. It's so weird.

Why? I mean, of all places to look for a

guy, why on my Discord? Why not just get

Tinder or meet people in real life? Or I

don't know, like, why would you want to

use my community as a dating hub when

there's all these other options out there?

I just don't get it.

And then the thing that brought them

together was me. That's so weird.

So maybe I can't have kids of my own, but

I end up— I've created multiple lives

through my YouTube channel.

Imagine all these kids getting born and

the only reason they exist is because of

Daddy Daniel.

That's crazy. I feel like I

have, I have this weird power.

They're basically my, um, godchildren.

They only exist because of me. That is a

pretty powerful statement to be able to

make. I mean, they literally only exist

because of me. They wouldn't— those 2

people wouldn't have gotten together if it

wasn't for my channel.

It's kind of cool.

Yeah, it was definitely Essex Girl in the

picture because I recognized the star

tattoo on her hand.

Pathetic cope from a narcissist. Yeah,

well, how many children have you resulted

It's like I've got my It's like I've got

my own dating service on

my Discord.

Too bad I'm not getting paid for it.

God, imagine you spawned into the world

because of me. That's so funny.

Hmm.

Yeah, I should just create my own dating

app since I got banned on everything else.

That's basically what the Discord is,

isn't it?

Oh God, I can't wait until Monday.

Weekend's so boring. Without trading.

I've just been watching podcasts about

traders.

They do talk a lot of shit, don't they?

They're like, oh, I had to backtest my

strategy 1 billion times, and then after

backtesting it 10 hundred billion times,

I found out my entry model has a 51%

success rate. What a nerd.

I was on the Traveling Traders Discord.

Some guy was like, so guys, I spent all

Sunday backtesting my gold strategy, and I

found that after backtesting 6 months of

data, my strategy is— it has a

45% success ratio. So you just did all

that backtesting bullshit to realize that

your stupid strategy has the probability

of a coin flip. Wow,

congrats. So then

it does— what's the point of it then? It

might as well just go eeny meeny miny moe.

Stupid strategy. If it's 50%, it's

pointless. So, so with this strategy,

there's 50% chance it might go up or down.

Yeah, my strategy is I do this and then I

go basically the

same, isn't it? People are such nerds.

There's stupid backtesting and journaling.

Journaling is stupid too. Write down every

single trade you took. I can't be bothered

with that.

You know, I believe that you don't need a

strategy or entry models or to even read

charts. I think you could probably

just eeny meeny miny moe every entry. And

as long as you keep your 2:1 stop loss

reward risk ratio, you would probably do

well because it's like literally 50%

chance of it going up or down. And the

only thing that makes you lose money It's

not losing the trades, but taking massive

losses because you don't want to take the

loss.

Just as long as you don't touch your stop

They just seem like massive nerds,

all desperate for money.

It's a bit sad.

I noticed the, the only time I lose a lot

of money is when the market either goes

straight up or straight down and I'm

stubborn and I refuse to remove my stop

loss because I'm like, it's going to turn

around now, it's going to turn around now.

I think if I just didn't trade on days

where it goes straight up or straight

down, I wouldn't have lost so much.

Days when it's like forming a pattern are

much easier to trade than when it just

goes And you're trying to predict when it

turns around.

So yeah, that would be my new— my new

strategy would be to not trade on days

where it just goes straight up or straight

Or if it does go straight up or straight

down, I go in the direction it's going and

not trying to counter— get the counter

trade. Because you always seem to miss

where it actually counters by a long shot,

and by the time it actually does counter,

you're down loads, and now you're just

waiting for it to go back to break even.

Not a good tactic. I need to really start

avoiding things I'm doing that's causing

me a lot of damage. Oh wow, thanks,

ROG. EDK says he will cereal all your

girls if you keep talking about Essex

girl. Essex girl, Essex girl, Essex girl,

Essex girl, Essex girl, Essex girl. You

can't stop me.

Was it him that wrote that message? I

remember I was chatting to Essex Girl a

couple years ago and then just got this

big wall of text saying to not talk

about her or he's gonna come and beat the

shit out of me. Okay, buddy.

It's kind of insecure, isn't it?

Well, he should be thanking me. His child

only exists thanks to me. He should say,

thank you, Daniel, for the creation of my

child. So he better watch his

Blood Bucket probably still watches. Nah,

I doubt it. I think she got bored. I think

the whole, oh, I'm busy with my art thing

is just an excuse.

She obviously lost interest when I got

back to the UK.

And she was really— she really wanted me

and Sunny to be together for some reason.

Like, she was pushing for it.

Because you're boring. Yeah, but I'm doing

exactly the same thing I was doing when

she was an avid viewer. So how come it was

so interesting then, but now it's not

interesting? Because if it was interesting

then, it should still be interesting now.

Yeah, she really wanted me and Farsa to

break up. I think a lot

of people did.

It's kind of ironic because, uh,

it's kind of in a way Sunny became faster,

didn't she?

In the beginning it was like a bit of fun,

everything was great, casual, and then she

became all serious. And then became faster

with all the fighting and being unhappy at

me with the lack of communication. Yeah,

Fast was exactly the same. Was not happy

because I didn't want to phone.

Oh, the irony.

Turns out you're more boring in real life.

Well, then why did you keep inviting me

I don't really know why you would think

I'm like this really exciting guy. I just

sit in my house whining for hours and

hours, not doing anything.

I don't think I do anything that's of any

kind of excitement. Apart from having

unprotected sex with random girls.

The only excitement you show is when your

stocks move up or down by 5 pence. Now,

I'm not excited about the 5 pence. I'm

excited about the percentages. My goal is

to become a profitable trader, which

requires that I end the weeks in

profit. And by the way, one of the most

famous trading gurus has basically

parroted what I've been saying this whole

time. Have a listen. Hitting the target,

no problems. The question is, could you

still hit the target if some other sword

was shooting back at you? And that's what

happens when you move from a demo account

to a real account. So the demo account, I

think that give it a week or two, give it

a month or two, but I think I think you

should try and move to real money, even if

you're trading a micro account at a penny

a point or something, to move there

relatively quickly. The demo account has

got limited utility. Limited utility.

And increase your position sizes

relatively slowly. At least you're getting

some experience and work on yourself.

Yeah, see, saying exactly what I've been

saying. Don't waste time paper trading.

Go on to real money, even if it's just

pennies in the beginning, and get real

experience until you can build yourself

up. Everything in life

is like that. You start with training

wheels, you get real life experience,

work yourself up. You don't just start,

you know, driving ambulances from day one.

And then also, if you can stick to day

trading for more than 6 months, you've

basically outlasted 99% of people who try

day trading. The reason why 99% of people

don't make money day trading is because

they quit within a few months. So if you

can stick to it for over 6 months, You're

like part of the 1% who didn't quit.

That's all you gotta do is show up every

day and trade and learn.

The worst-case scenario is you quit and

give up. When you quit, you got a 0%

chance of winning. It's over.

You become another part of the statistic.

So I've been doing it for 2 weeks now.

I don't know, actually, I started March

around my birthday when I was banned from

YouTube, so I was looking for ways to make

money, but I wasn't really doing it

properly. So I joined Traveling Traders

Discord 2 weeks ago, which is what I'm

making the starting point. That's going to

be the starting point 2 weeks ago. So I've

only been doing it 2 weeks. We've got to

wait for like 6 to 12 months to see if I

actually get anywhere with this.

So yeah, it's all about never giving up.

And I think once there's like a great

filter that filters out people who don't

have the stomach for it, and all you gotta

do is not give up. And then you'll pass

that filter.

And you have to fix major psychological

problems like don't

add to your losses, don't extend your stop

loss, learn to take the L if it didn't go

the way you thought it was going to go,

cut your losses early, don't extend them.

Those, those are way more important than,

oh, are you good at reading the chart or

Yeah, it is extremely hard, but I believe

that it can be learned. I don't believe

there's anything in life that can't be

learned. If you have the willpower to do

it, you can do it. You just

need to have— you have to believe in

yourself and not listen to people like

Dante24 trying to piss on your bonfire.

I'll show you, in 6 months' time, my

little £10 trading account will be £100,

and then I'll be like, see, should never—

glad I never listened to you.

People, people were like, oh, you'll never

become a YouTuber, Daniel. Your videos are

boring. Yeah, well, 8 years later, I'm

still doing it and it's making fat stacks.

So people will talk negatively and piss on

your bonfire and you just gotta ignore

them.

I don't know why you'd be against it

though, because there's like nothing to

lose. At most I lose £10. Oh no.

It's not like I'm gonna go bankrupt trying

this. I'm never gonna put money in.

I'm only gonna put money in if I actually

blow the account and then I have to top it

up with £10 again to give it another go.

I'm not gonna put thousands of pounds into

it. Until I'm actually profitable and

I can control my emotions and stop these

bad habits. When I can do that, then I

would— I still wouldn't add money because

if I can control my emotions and I've

become good at it, I wouldn't need to add

money because I would just make money by

using my skill and I could turn the £10

into £1,000.

So I truly believe that you can start with

£10 and grow it, and you shouldn't have to

add money.

I truly believe that, because if you have

the skill to be able to do it, then you

would be able to grow your account.

Are we live? Yes, it's— this is

a livestream. How would it not be live?

He doesn't have a trade diary. Uh, this is

my trade diary.

Show us the whiteboard. Mm, it's basically

the same as last time. I've written out a

timeline marking out 1st of May to 14th

of May as a period of pain. Where I'll be

in massive overdraft, but it should be the

last time I'm in that much overdraft.

So I think from beginning to end of June,

I should start really rebuilding my

finances.

Do you think I can use the Canada trip as

a business write-off? You know, because

I'll be making content and I'm a YouTuber.

Business write-off. Plane ticket,

business write-off. Hotel, business hotel.

Can knock a couple thousand off my income

tax. Taxable income minus £2,000.

It depends. If I get fired from my job,

then I would definitely go. But whilst I

have the job, I feel like I should grind

the job because that would make sense.

If I didn't have the job, then I would

have nothing holding me back. But I just

really need to focus on making money at

So I don't know how— what percentage in,

in percentages, how much tax that would

save me if I used it as a tax write-off.

Well, I didn't do my taxes wrong this

year. I added up all my income streams and

then I minused a couple thousand for

business expenses because I bought a new

tire, I bought a new charger cable,

I bought— what else? I forgot now.

I bought a phone holder, I bought a new

phone. That's a business expense. Because

I need it for work.

Now, I was watching this podcast

where the Traveling Trader was on it, and

he talked about his backstory. He said he

got into a motorcycle accident when he was

younger, and he got a settlement payout of

$65,000. And then he started day trading

and he blew— he lost half of the

motorcycle crash settlement. God, that

must have stung. That's worse than what

I've done. Imagine losing half— imagine

you get into a crippling motorcycle

accident where you nearly get amputated

and you get a nice fat payout, and then

you lose half of it trying to day trade.

See, everyone's got a story. They're not

all these geniuses that just Easy.

Everyone's got like this journey where

they start from pain.

Don't you need a real business to make

business write-offs? I have a real

business.

If it makes money, then it's a business.

I'm a self-employed Entrepreneur.

What is a CD?

Credit debt?

I don't know what a CD is.

Now I'm not saying 50% win rate is bad,

I'm just saying if it's 50/50, then what's

the point of the strategy anymore?

Because it's basically a coin flip. Might

as well eeny meeny miny moe and scrap your

Unfortunately, my YouTube channel is a

business. That's why I get taxed on my

income as a self-employed entrepreneur.

Now I'm going to stick to a very simple

strategy. It's called Copy Traveling

Trader.

Now I do like the fair value gaps and the

retesting of fair value gaps. I think

that's pretty simple combined with SMT.

Keep it simple, you know, I don't need to

have a billion indicators up.

Am I still paying $100 every month to be

in the Discord? I am considering staying

on because I do think it's— I think it's a

good learning resource.

Yeah, I definitely do feel like Travelling

Trader probably makes more money from his

Discord than he does from trading because,

because even if he gets a killer trade and

makes like $2,000 in a trade,

that's nice and everything, but he's not

gonna do that every day. There's only 20

trading days in the month. Say he gets a

killer trade 50% of the time, which is

quite a reasonable win rate ratio,

and he only gets that 10 days out of a

month, that's like $20,000 in a month

from a killer trade. Whereas he's easily,

you know, um, he has an option like

a membership level lifetime access to the

Discord for $3,000.

There's like There's

like 300 people who have the full— who

have the lifetime access membership role.

That's like a million dollars. That's

insane. No, I can go into

Discord now. Where is it?

Academy lifetime members,

188. Online. How many are

offline? His Discord must

make him millions.

It doesn't show people offline, but he's

got 188 lifetime members on and they all

pay like £3,000. I mean,

$3,600, I think it is. That's $700,000.

That's crazy. And then he's got Um,

he's got 6 people in the private 12-week

mentorship where he, he, he like privately

mentors a small group of people. I don't

know how much they paid, probably

thousands.

And then What about just

regular Academy Member Pro?

I think that's what I am. Is my name

there? No, I guess I'm not, but he's got

35 of those. I don't know how much that

is. Academy Member 166. I think

that's what I am.

Yeah, my name's there, so I'm an Academy

Pro member. No, I'm an academy member. So

that's 166 times $100. It's like $16,000

those people have paid in total.

Jesus. $16,000 just from 166

people paying $100 a month.

God, he must be raking it in.

So the amount he makes from trading is

probably peanuts compared to what this

Discord pulls in. And then

he's got his Mastermind premium course. I

don't know how much that is, probably

$200.

Really profitable to know something that a

lot of people want to learn and then prove

that you're good at it. And then monetize

it. Very clever,

clever boy.

God, I wish I knew something that people

wanted to know and then I could monetize

it. I don't know anything.

I have no skill that is— I

have no skill that people are after.

I don't even know why you guys watch me.

I guess, um, people who are really good at

Japanese do something similar with

Patreon, like Dogen. I wonder how much

Dougen makes.

The problem is my Japanese is not good

enough to blow people away, and I'd

probably make a lot of mistakes, and then

I'd get called out, and then people

wouldn't trust me as being a master. So it

sounds easy, but they spent a lot of time

and effort to be perceived as a

master, didn't they? It 's not easy.

Speak Japanese for us.

Kon n ichi wa. 我 々 は ダ ニ エ

ル で ございます。 よろしく

お願いします。 How 's that?

Would you pay 100 for my Japanese Discord

server?

I just— the problem is I just don't care

about Japanese anymore. I couldn't give a

shit. I've got no passion for it.

I haven't learned a new Japanese word in

probably 10 years.

ジャニエルでござる。I'm probably getting

the pitch as pitch thingy all wrong as

well. The pitch accent.

Yeah, it was a nice ego boost every time

Japanese people said my Japanese was good.

But then they say everything's good,

isn't it? So it's meaningless.

Do I still have Asian preference? To be

honest, I kind of find white girls way

hotter now.

I've had way better sex with European

girls than I ever had with Asian girls.

Which makes you wonder, why did I ever

have a Japanese girl fetish? Maybe I just

never had really hot Japanese girls, so I

don't know. I've only had Japanese MILFs.

They have very boring bodies.

Like, not— the bodies are very unexciting.

Yeah, sometimes they have a cute face and

cute hairstyle, but that's about it.

They've got no bums, no boobs. Very flat.

I think the only allure of Japanese women

is stuff like the way they sound,

like the kimochi stuff. If you're into

that, that can be hot. You can fetishize

it, which is basically what I did. I was

like fetishizing the language and

the mannerisms, not their bodies. Like,

the sound of Japanese women used to turn

me on more than the look of them,

but not anymore. I'm not really into it

Yeah, I really don't know if I'd ever go

to Japan again. Everything I liked, loved

about Japan, just don't really care that

much anymore.

I'd probably say I miss the food the most,

like yakiniku and udon. It's really

hard to recreate that in the UK. I just

don't know what slice of beef they're

using. For the gyudon. It's like really

thinly sliced, slightly fatty beef.

And the yakiniku, I just— I don't know

what meat you're supposed to get. We just

don't have that in the UK.

I loved the yakiniku. It was great.

Oh, girl, the weekend's so boring. It's

like the whole world is frozen and nothing

happens. Like, no new news, no big news

events. Why is it every time

there's like a big news event, it's on the

weekday and then the weekend just nothing

happens?

It's so boring.

I went to work on a Sunday, and then I did

the laundry, and then I did some food

prep, and then I had a wank.

And then I had a shower. I was trying to

find things to do, and then I ran out of

things to do and I just sat on the sofa

watching stock sports.

No, I hate weekends. Even my Rainbow Six

username is I Hate Weekends. But that was

for a different reason. That was because I

used to do night shifts on the weekend at

the petrol station. Now it's because the

stock market's closed. And then people

say, why don't you trade crypto? Because

crypto doesn't move on the weekend. It's

completely flat. And also, I don't know

where to trade it.

You can buy and sell it on Revolut, but

then you've got to pay a fee. It's really

for investing, not Day trading.

Oh yeah,

I heard about the, uh, Canada thing on the

radio. Kept announcing this, um, guy drove

into a crowd. That's kind of weird,

wasn't it? Oh, it was in Vancouver, not

Toronto. Bit of a foreboding Omen.

I want to do this challenge, not buying

any food in May challenge. I don't know if

I can stretch it, but I'm gonna try.

I've got 5 chicken wings, maybe I'll have

1 chicken wing a day. I've got 7, uh,

MRE, and I've got 6 MRE packs. No more