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It's even worse than before.

What the hell?

Wait, I think I know.

Let's see.

Jim 16A. POS. He's a piece of shit, apparently.

Okay, let's try— let's see if it lags. Did I have a quick wank? No, I had a sushi. Feel a bit better now. Had some green tea.

A stupid Amazon guy still hasn't come. Can you believe it? Can't even do his job.

He's got one job and he can't even do that.

Watch this, no lag.

Watch this,

zero lag livestream. Get ready, you're gonna get blown away.

Zero lag,

zero lag, zero lag livestream, zero lag.

Zero lag.

We are going to have zero lag.

What did I do? I turned V-Sync from 1 to 2, and then I turned off my webcam.

We need to locate a bomb. Well, maybe jump.

Watch this.

And I restarted my Lapo Topo.

A

whole new world.

I liked it when you were reacting to YouTube videos. I might do more of that. I quite liked it as well. I don't have to worry about copyright strikes. You can't copyright me on Twitch. Haha.

Do you know any Japanese couples on ChatGPT? No, but if you find a good one, let me know. Imagine me and my wife on Chatterbait just having sex for money,

raking in the cash.

Easy kill.

What the hell? Let's see if that lags.

A whole new world.

Hey, look at the bottom right. It says NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 video memory. I'm only using 880 megabytes out of 6,000. Amazing.

Put the graphics on low. Wow, it looks like a PlayStation 2 game now. Look how bad the graphics are when you put to low.

I can show you.

Looks quite good.

Oh, it's lagging, still lagging. How the hell? I have graphics set to the lowest. I have the bitrate at 1500

and it's still lagging.

It looks like a PS2 game and it's still lagging.

2019 laptop, modern technology. $1,000 plus still lags.

Good job.

All because of a monitor.

Ah.

It got slightly better, I guess,

but we had to lose— we had to sacrifice a lot of graphical fidelity.

That's what TotalBiscuit used to say a lot, the graphical fidelity. Never really understood what it meant.

Can you believe Total Biscuit died? I can't believe it. I can't believe people just suddenly die and then they're gone forever. One moment they're here, then they're gone.

They're here and then they're gone.

I have 2 dropped frames so far. 2's not bad. Who's TotalBiscuit? He used to be a YouTuber who made videos about video games.

He got bowel cancer, died last year. He was one of my favorite YouTubers.

I used to love him.

I had sex with Charlie Chee. How do you know my Malaysian friend Charlie? She's got a massive face.

I wish I had sex with her. She was pretty hot. We met in Singapore. We went for sushi. It was really awkward because she kept trying to talk to me in Japanese.

She would just say one or two words in Japanese like oishii, oishii ne, and I would just go, yeah, stop speaking Japanese. You're not Japanese, I'm not Japanese, why are we speaking in Japanese? Just speak in English, please.

Still don't have the fan. I would love to have the fan.

I need to make some plans for tomorrow. What should we do? We could do anything. Come on, guys, I'm in Japan. We could do anything in the world. I've got time, I've got money. Let's go crazy.

We only live once.

I could go to the zoo by myself.

I can show you the way.

Go to a beach. Beach is a bit far.

Only 18 people watching. I don't really care, this isn't a proper stream. I'm just bored seeing if I can get rid of the lag. If you don't follow me on Twitch, then it's your loss if you don't get notified. They should have followed me if they wanted to see the stream so much. They could have followed me,

but they didn't.

I think Charlie's still in Japan. She got a working visa. She works as a scientist.

Nutritionist or something. I think she's so clever.

Why do I use Twitch? Because I don't feel like spamming my YouTube channel with gaming stuff. People don't subscribe to me for gaming, they want drama. So I'm gonna try and keep drama on my channel, do gaming on Twitch, everything else on the second channel.

This is kind of like a— I don't really care what happens on this stream. Stream on YouTube, I'll do videos.

Uh, Twitch will have streams, proper streams and non-proper streams.

If it's a proper stream, I'll do a shout out on YouTube to get more viewers, but if it's like a I don't give a shit non-proper stream, then I'll just do it on Twitch without any notifications.

I'm just trying to organize things.

Would you say there's a lot less lag? A lot less lag.

Did I get the fan? No, I didn't. I just Changed all the graphics down to low, and then I turned off my webcam.

I think turning off the webcam made a big difference. Maybe the webcam quality is too high.

I'm still dropping frames. I've dropped 5 frames.

Look at the graphics. Who cares about graphics? We're here for the gameplay and the

riveting intellectual discussion.

Why don't you charge for a meetup with your followers? Well, if anyone wants to pay to meet me, I guess I'll go and meet them.

I'll do anything for money.

I just don't think anyone would actually pay me to meet me.

Sounds a bit narcissistic to expect people to give me money to have the privilege of seeing me in real life. It's a bit weird.

Would you have cereal in public if someone gave you ¥10,000? That's only $100. I'd do it for free if it's a hot girl.

Wow, the graphics look so bad. There's no shadows, there's no reflections. The textures look so flat.

No, don't kill me.

I need to plan what to do tomorrow. Today is pretty much a done day. Nothing else will happen. But tomorrow, anything could happen.

I could go to the zoo and livestream it, but I think it'll be more fun if we wait until my wife can come.

Maybe go on Sunday.

Where else can I go? There's not really that many interesting places to go to.

And then I can make a video called Visiting the Worst Zoo in Japan.

I'm hoping the camping trip will get some views. Well, how should I do the camping trip? I still don't know. I'm thinking about going back to the whole Twitch stream and then making a vlog out of the stream because it actually works not too badly. Got a couple of donations on Twitch and then I just made this

Twitch, Twitch stream into a vlog and then made $40 off the vlog. If I just made it as a vlog, I wouldn't have gotten the new subs and stuff on Twitch.

Or should I just vlog it on the GoPro? I don't know. I don't think better quality video would get more views. Do people really care about the quality? No one complained about the Twitch stream quality for the vlog. No one said, oh, why is quality so bad? Or why is it so shaky?

So I don't think people mind that much. It's not like my channel is known for high quality.

It's too hot for camping. Yeah, it's pretty hot, but we're going in September, so hopefully it will cool down a little bit. And it's a nice tent, it's not like a cheap rundown thing. You get a nice fancy tent.

It's not really camping though. It's not like proper camping.

Everything's set up for you. It's a nice luxurious place.

It's like fake camping. It's like pretending to camp when actually it's a very nice area.

Do I have straws? No, I have spoons and forks. I think my commentary is more funny when I'm streaming though, because I'm not embarrassed to say silly things. I think it's more fun for the video when I say dumb things and I complain a lot. If I just vlog it, I feel kind of awkward and I say

less. But if I'm streaming, I don't feel that same awkwardness because people are watching real time.

Sounds like glamping. Yeah, I think it is glamping.

Imagine if I didn't get views and I just spent $300 to go camping and only make $20 because my channel's dead.

We're just going to stay one night camping.

Do I get sponsored posts on my Instagram? No, I don't get anything sponsored.

One night is too short. Yeah, I know, I would like 2 nights as well because we could wake up, but then we'd be stuck in that camping area the whole day. I don't think it'd be that fun,

but it'd be nice to do a barbecue,

drink some beer by the lake, smoke some vapes. Should I bring my vaporizer?

I don't know why it's so expensive.

Your drone has found a bomb.

10 seconds before ignition.

Next time you separate, can you call me? Why, are you a cute girl who wants to be my lover? If not, then no thanks.

I'm not addicted to vaping, I just like doing it because I get bored. I like puffing out smoke, makes me feel manly.

Whoa, graphics are

bad. I might put them back up to medium, see if it makes any difference.

I've dropped 8 frames in 5 minutes. So let's see what happens if— turn the graphics up to medium.

Apply.

Did you upload a video just now? Yes, how did you know? Haha,

I did a delicious scrumdiddlyumptious ASMR no talking mukbang where I just eat my lunch in silence.

Do you think I'll get back the money I spent on the sushi? I doubt it. I'll probably make $2 off it. I spent a lot of time and effort into eating the sushi because it tastes so bad.

The salmon was okay, but the other fish tastes like chewing rubber.

I need to put more stuff out onto my second channel. I want new video every day. Shit videos.

My one about the Surface Pro got views, and my one about— which one was it? The one about Octopath Traveler.

This ball's got good views. Do not buy the Microsoft Surface Pro got 16,000 views. It got more views— my second channel video has more views than my main channel. Absolutely ridiculous.

Sushi's okay when you're really hungry. Make videos about the iPad again. I got a bit bored with the iPad, actually.

Open Yu-Gi-Oh card packs, but then I have to spend money to get the packs. Or I could steal them from a child.

Did your Resident Evil 2 video get views? It got about 1,000, but it got demonetized.

I think it got demonetized because I was talking about having sex with a zombie. I'm not sure which one demonetized the video. Was it the gore and the blood, or was it me talking about shagging a zombie? I don't think the gore was a problem because I've seen big YouTubers upload the same Resident Evil 2 video and

they have it advertised, monetized.

Well, I just killed someone through the door completely randomly.

Did you see that? That was so funny.

Oh,

I'm not lagging. I haven't dropped any frames.

It says 0 frames dropped.

I'll play about 10 minutes on medium and then I'll bump up the graphics to high, see if it lags it out again.

And then we can do some experimentational experiments. I could switch on the webcam and see if it makes it worse.

I'll check the temperature.

It says

86 degrees CPU, still pretty hot.

I might make some weird videos on the second channel, like pretending to be dead for 10 minutes and then I just lie on the floor. Or

Buried Under Snow Avalanche Simulator, and I just put a blanket over the camera and then I start going, help me, I'm stuck under the snow, please someone help me. I just yell for 10 minutes with a— I'll use my white t-shirt and just cover the lens with it pretending it's snow. And I go, help me, I'm stuck

under the snow! ASMR stuck under an avalanche simulator. It's quite funny.

You know who should do Twitch? Nikki. David Bond's Nikki with her giant boobs. She could just sit here with her boobs out sweating. Can you imagine how hot that would be? So imagine her sitting on a computer chair just in her bra, sitting like a monkey with her. You know how monkeys sit, kind of like crouched, crouched

over? The Asian squat. She should be doing the Asian squat on a computer chair in her bra, in a bikini, with the air conditioning off. And then she's just sweating, and the sweat's all dripping down her boob cleavage, and she's fanning herself. She would get so many views.

Imagine the, the sweat shining,

glistening.

I would lick it off

one by one.

I didn't really feel that attracted to Mina, to be honest. I was just pretending I had a crush on her for the video. Didn't really have a crush on her. I just thought it'd be more funny if I pretended to.

Oh, you know what I want to make a GoPro video of? Me and my wife going to the park and feeding cats. Yesterday we were feeding the cats and some random Japanese old guy just came up to us, started talking. That would have been pretty funny for a stream. And then we walked away. Very rudely.

I think you would fuck her if she was there. Well, only if she was willing. Be kind of weird sharing a girl with David Bond. Be like we're dick brothers. She should just charge people to pay sex— to have sex with her. I'm sure loads would

Mina? No, I prefer Nikki. Nikki's way more hotter than Mina.

Mina kind of reminds me of the Essex girl, actually. She has that kind— same kind of posh accent, the same kind of paleness.

You type Nikki With You on YouTube, you'll find Nikki. She's this Thai girl that David Bond bangs,

and David Bond helped pay for her boob implants.

She's in loads of his videos. All of his viral videos are the ones with Nikki's boobs in the thumbnail.

How old do you think Revenge Star is?

I thought she was in her 20s, maybe 26, 27.

37? No way. She looks pretty good for a 37-year-old then.

She does kind of speak like an old woman though. She doesn't have a young girl way of speaking.

She was married to some Korean guy. He used to be in her videos. He would just sit there not saying anything.

I'm quite excited for this evening because I think today's video might get views. I finished editing it and I uploaded it. It's just the convenience store guy, and then I just slapped the teppanyaki video onto the end of it. Quality content. If people aren't interested in me ranting about stuff anymore, then I'll just do weird stuff outside

and then go to restaurants. And if that doesn't get views, I don't know, call my wife a bitch or something. Fuck it, I'm out of ideas.

So what I did was I combined my best video on my second channel with the worst video, and I stitched them into one disgusting abomination for the main channel.

I've got one video of me and a Japanese girl having sex. Should I put it on Pornhub?

Premium members. And I've got this other one which is a bit of a failure. Okay, I'll tell you the story. It was a very, very, very long time ago, definitely not last week. So I went to a hotel with a girl and there was a cabinet glass cabinet. I put the camera behind the glass cabinet,

and I thought everything was fine because you couldn't see. And you know what she did? She told me— she asked me to turn all the lights off. So I did, and then it was pitch black. And then she goes to the cabinet and opens it because there was a light inside of the cabinet, so she wanted the

cabinet light on. She opened the cabinet and And the camera is right in front of her, but she didn't notice. Can you believe that? How could you not notice a camera just sitting there? She opened it to switch the light on, then closed the cabinet door, but she didn't say a word.

She didn't say, oh, what's this?

And then afterwards, I checked the footage. After we finished banging, I quickly opened the cabinet. Pretending to get my drink out, stuffed it in my bag, and I checked the footage at home and you couldn't see anything because the whole room was dark but the inside of the cabinet was bright and it just reflected everything off the

glass door. So it was completely ruined. You could hear it but you couldn't see anything. Complete failure. I was so close though. If she left the cabinet light off but left at least one light in the room on.

It would have been perfectly executed. I really wasn't expecting her to open the cabinet.

Which hole did I enter? The main one. It wasn't very good.

We only did missionary. I tried to do doggy style, but she wouldn't let me. And then she wanted to ride me. I said no because she was so fat. I'm not letting a fat girl who weighs 10 times more than I do ride me. I don't want to get a bone fracture, thank you very much.

You have to be suicidal to let a massive fat girl ride you when you're as skinny as I am. Was this delivery health? No, it was a Tinder matchup. She said she had a boyfriend, but she wants a sex friend. I said, okay, sure, let's meet up. She was pretty fat, pretty ugly.

I blocked her straight away after we finished. I don't want to see her ever again.

She had the Yoda mouth. Do you know what I mean when I say the Yoda mouth? A lot of Japanese girls have the Yoda mouth where it's like they have— it's like there's something in between the— in between the space between their lips and their teeth. It looks like a puppet's mouth. It doesn't have that, that clean

profile shape.

How can I explain this? I call it the Yoda mouth. You look at Yoda from the side, it's like he has little balls inserted between his lips and his teeth.

Her nose is okay, eyes were okay, but she had a lot of moles. Like, very— I don't know why Japanese people have so many moles and they don't remove them. They weren't— it wasn't a big mole. They were like little black

dots on her face, but it looked like a fan sprayed mud on her face and there was like a splattering.

But on TV, you watch TV, a lot of these Japanese TV personalities They have massive moles next to their nose like Nobita does, and they don't remove them even though it only costs about $50. My wife used to have 2 moles on her cheek. She removed them, got laser surgery. She said it only costs about $50 each

mole.

You have these Japanese celebrities where their work, their career, is being on TV, and they don't get rid of the mole. It looks disgusting.

If you're gonna work on TV, then at least get rid of the mole. It's not like it costs a lot of money. I hate it when people have moles and there's a little hair growing out of it. So gross. If I had a mole, I would at least pluck the hair that grows out of it.

Disgusting.

I would definitely remove a mole if I had one on my face.

Some of them— some people think they're attractive. They call them beauty spots. How can you think a mole looks attractive? It's horrible.

I can't aim with this gun. The recoil is just too great.

There's one over there.

Moly, moly, moly.

I got so fed up of just having sex with random fat Japanese girls. It was so unsatisfying. First of all, you meet them and it's really awkward because you realize how ugly they are and how unattractive you feel— how unattracted you feel to them. But you still want to have sex, so you're just sitting there waiting for

them. They'll start faffing around Taking their bag off, having a shower, having a drink. Can we just have sex and then go? Waste all this time. And then after you have sex, you have to lie there on the bed chatting for a bit when I just want to get dressed and go. And then the sex is never

good with a fat girl. You can't do much because they're so fat.

I wouldn't let them ride me. Doggy style isn't very satisfying because they're so massive.

It's just not very satisfying. I got fed up with just hooking up with these fat Japanese girls all the time.

And even when I paid for it, they would just send me fat girls. I did the delivery health thing twice. Both times, fat girls. Unbelievable. Spend so much money and they don't even send you a slim girl. They look slim in the photo. They come to you and they're just huge. The arms are as big as my

legs. The hips are double the size of mine.

They're short and small, but they're fat.

How fat? I don't know, 70 kg, probably 75 kg. I would never use the health delivery service ever again because you don't know what you're gonna get. They have a website with photos, but the girls look nothing like the photo. In the photos, they're slim and hot. They come to your room, you open the door, and then

you're greeted by this chubby girl.

At least Tobitsushinchi, you can walk up and down and you can see the girl in real life before you choose.

Soapland— I never went to Soapland. I don't think they let foreigners in.

I would say those, those fat girls were at least double my weight. I weigh about 45 kg, so I would say they easily weighed about 90 kg.

One of them let me have sex with them without a condom. Can you believe it? I had sex with a prostitute without any protection. I'm crazy.

Hopefully I didn't get anything.

I said, can we have sex? She said no. I couldn't believe it. I thought, oh, I just wasted $300 to not have sex. And then I said, well, can I rub my dick in between your Buttocks? And then she said yes, and then I just put it in anyway,

and she didn't stop me. We even switched positions. We did different positions, and in between switching, she didn't say put on some protection. She didn't say anything. Maybe she enjoyed it.

I think she was aroused because she was already wet. She didn't even have to put lube on. Maybe my foreplay skills were pretty good.

After we finished, she said, you weren't supposed to do that. I said, oh, sorry.

I would say go to Tobita Shinchi.

Much better, much more cheap, much cheaper as well. You can get it as cheap as $100 for an hour. I mean, for 15 minutes.

I don't know about Tokyo, maybe they have similar things in Tokyo,

but if I was coming to Japan again, I would choose Osaka just because of Tobita Shinchi. If I became single and I decided to come to Japan, that's why I chose Osaka again,

mainly for Tobita Shinchi. I should have stayed in an apartment at Tobitsushinchi, then I could have— no, I would have wasted so much money.

I would be going down there, popping down there. It would only be about 10 minutes walk just to have a shag. I'd end up wasting all my money. It's a good thing it's far away from me.

Tobitsushinchi is this district around Tennoji Zoo. Where there's these— it's like a very old-fashioned neighborhood, and there's a few streets where it's full of buildings where they have girls, and they wave you in as you walk past. They try and get your attention, and then you can have sex with the girls.

Some of them are really hot. I mean, like models, big boobs. Slim waists.

I wonder if there's an age limit. What if you're like a 60-year-old man? Would they let you in?

I don't think they care as long as you pay.

And yeah, you have to use a condom, but some of them might give you a no-condom BJ.

Good. Going to bump up the graphics. That maybe high I can get away with.

See if I drop any frames.

I might do a cooking stream tomorrow.

What should I make? I'm thinking about rice balls.

Rice balls, maybe.

Do ladies only wear cosplay outfits, or do they wear lacy lingerie? Some of them do. Some of them wear sexy outfits. Some of them wear police women costumes. Some of them wear kimonos.

But it's kind of random. Some of them are good, some of them are bad. Sometimes you get these really shy kind of girls

and it's kind of boring, but then you get these more perky upbeat girls who chat to you and they're kind of flirty. Some of them hold your hand as you go up the stairs. They'll take your hand

and they're really nice and sweet. And then you get these really shy ones who just seem like they're hating it and they're repulsed by you and it's a bit of a turn-off. The best one I had was this woman

And we did 69,

and she gave me a no-condom BJ, which is pretty good. We did lots of different maneuvers as well. She was very attractive. She gave me her phone number as well. 2 of them gave me their phone numbers. Sometimes— I don't know why sometimes they give you their phone numbers. They give you a little card that has their

phone number on it. I'm not sure why.

Am I supposed to phone them and then book another date?

They'll ask you questions like, how many times have you been here? Have you been here before? How did you find out about this place? Where are you from? I quite like the chatty ones.

Maybe they like you. Could be,

because it only happened twice out of about 10 times. Maybe they didn't always give me a card.

I got 2 phone numbers,

but I never used it because I wouldn't want to go back to the same one. I'd rather try someone new.

It's a bit of a gamble though, because you never know if the new one is going to be better or worse. It's hard to tell just from looking at them.

You don't want to spend money and then get a bad girl, so you have to choose wisely. You can't just go there and walk into the straight— straight into the first one. You have to walk up and down, spend about half an hour walking up and down, going into every one, looking at the girls, see which one

you like. But it's kind of embarrassing when there's other people. If there's loads of other guys, usually it's fairly quiet, but if you go at the wrong time, there's groups of men just walking up and down doing the same thing, and it's kind of embarrassing stopping in front of them to look at the girls. I feel kind

of embarrassed about it.

It's weird though, they go there as groups with their friends. Sometimes you see groups of Chinese people walking up and down.

Is it run by the Yakuza? Probably, probably is.

You see these fancy-looking cars go up and down the street as well, like they're patrolling the area. One time I did a livestream there

and I put my phone down by my side so it didn't look like I was filming, but I didn't realize it was still on the filming screen, and one of the women who works there, she noticed and she came running out, shouted at me.

She said, no filming! And I said, I'm not filming. She said, yes you are. And I said, oh, oops. She said, oops janai yaro.

She had this Osaka dialect, rough sounding. That was, that was scary.

The thing I don't like is they go for a shower before before you start. I'd prefer it if they didn't shower so there's more— well, that Japanese girls don't really have a smell anyway.

I like to smell their hair because at least the hair has some kind of smell. It's just a bit boring when they have no smell. I like a bit of smell. I usually snip— sniff the neck and the hairline.

How do you suggest learning Japanese? Get a Japanese girlfriend, that's the best way. My knuckle is swelling up. Why? That's weird.

Skin on my hand is starting to peel and get itchy.

You like it Indian style? Yeah, I would love to sleep with an Indian girl or a Middle Eastern girl. I bet they smell great. Really stinky body odoury. Armpit smell, ass smell. Delicious. I like Japanese girls, but the problem is they don't smell like anything. They have no odour.

I could probably get away with GoPro filming the street by just clipping it to my bag, clipping it to the back of my bag so it's filming what's behind me, and then I just walk down the road. I think I could get away with that. I need to make like a little secret pocket in my bag. I

could just cut open a hole and then put the GoPro inside, but I need a way to keep the GoPro in place.

Otherwise it'll just move away from the hole. I need it to stay in place by the hole. I could make a little pocket that's next to the hole to keep it in place.

Down to one friendly.

One op more remaining.

Is the Note 10 Plus any good? Samsung just launched the new Note 10 and Note 10 Plus, both impressive phones, but I'm struggling to see why I should buy them. See our first hands-on and first review of the new phones. I might do a Samsung Note 10 Plus review without even buying it.

Note 10+ is of course the main course from the new Note series menu. It got a mind-blowing 6.8-inch display with 2K Dynamic AMOLED screen and a very little punch hole at the top of the screen for the selfie camera. There's no pop-up selfie camera as on the pretty recent A80. 6.8-inch display, that is huge, but as there

are hardly any inner bezel around the screen is actually quite fitting in the hand. It's not as big as you might think. And to be honest, and you have to be honest, says the big man upstairs, this almost bezel-free design looks astonishing. The backside, here we find 4 cameras. One is a time-of-flight camera, also known as ToF.

This is for better bokeh effects and also for better AR experience. Basically have not had a good AR experience so far. Will an AR-focused camera make up for that? We'll have to see, as we could not try it on the model we got our hands on. No Tim without the Plus to not have this time-of-flight camera. The

video camera got a new function called Live Video Focus for bokeh effects on videos. Pretty nice if you need to blur the background. Audio Zoom is another function which lets you focus the mic and audio recording on a certain person or object for better sound from that source. Maybe not an interesting function for most people. Speaking about

redundant functions, with the almighty S Pen those both phones have, you can now zoom and swipe on the phone's display with the S Pen in the air. Yes ma'am and yes sir, we have just witnessed the most stupid function so far on a phone in 2019. But not all is bad news when it comes to the S

Pen. It can now be up to 40 meters away from the phone. Pretty nice, as you can use the pen to change pages in a presentation. That— his accent's so annoying.

Finished shooting Retro Tech Season 1, so it's now in the editing process, which is really exciting. And number Number 2, the channel just rolled over 9 million subscribers, which is incredible, so thumbs up for that. And number 3, Samsung just got on stage and unveiled their 2 new phones, Samsung Galaxy Note 10 and Galaxy Note 10 Plus.

Okay, so this video is dropping at the same time as Samsung's event, but if you don't want to watch all of that, this video is for you. I got hands-on time with Samsung's 2 new Galaxy Notes, and I have some thoughts. So first of all, the Galaxy Note has always been Samsung's do-everything maximum overkill phone for power

users, you know. But now that there's 2 phones, I've kind of found there's this interesting relationship between the 2 where the Note 10+ is still the do-everything phone with one exception, but then the Note 10 is a sort of awesome phone for most people type of phone. I'll show you what I mean. So the new design, first

of all, I really like it. They're leaning into this boxier look. The display goes right up to the edges. There's almost no top or bottom bezel at all, and the screen has this curve on both of the sides that really make it feel like almost entirely screen. It's super immersive, especially the corners. It gets crazy close to

the corners and doesn't round them too much. So I love the way this phone looks and feels in the hand, as cliché as that sounds. But even though I kind of like the flat screens more, this is a nice phone design. It's a 6.3-inch 1080p AMOLED display on the Note 10 and a 6.8-inch 1440p AMOLED on the

Note 10 Plus. And so now there's a couple of things to note that actually happened with the Note here. The selfie camera is now in the Infinity-O cutout, meaning it's the hole punch in the middle of the top of the phone. Mixed feelings on this, but I don't hate it. It's a smaller area that it was in

the corner of the S10, and there's usually no information in the middle of the top anyway, so I guess it's fine. And it's also kind of funny, they didn't even really try to hide the cutout at all. You see a lot of phones with the hole punches try to like hide the cutout with a nice gradient wallpaper

so you don't really notice it, but not with the Note. This is, uh, this is the default Samsung wallpaper. Bright as hell, just embracing it, I guess. There's also a new set of colors, one of which is this crazy psychedelic rainbow sheen that they call Aura Glow. It's kind of wild how many different colors you see in

it, but also still a fingerprint magnet and will probably still be worth skinning or casing. But this color is crazy cool, and the fingerprint reader, to note, has moved quietly underneath the display glass to match the Galaxy S10. But it's not all amazing. There are some things that they've changed that aren't so great. There is no headphone

jack on the Samsung Galaxy Note. The first Samsung flagship really with no jack. They say it's an issue with space for a bigger battery. I say, like, if you could fit an entire pen in the side of the phone, you could have fit a headphone jack. This is no longer a space issue in the phone, guys. This

is a constant choice that they're making. If you haven't already noticed, it's the beginning of the end. The headphone jack is, uh, it's leaving and it's not coming back. Samsung will include headphones, but USB Type-C earbuds in the box, and no dongle included. So if you still really want to use that jack, then you're on your own.

And they also messed with the button layout. So the power button on the Note 10 is now also the Bixby button. Did you not think I was gonna bring that up, Samsung? So on the left-hand side, it's just the button and the volume rocker. Knockers, so the whole other right side of the phone is just clean, it's

blank, no buttons at all. And so that power button, if you just tap it, it does the normal wake and sleep stuff, but if you hold it for any longer, Bixby. No matter how long you hold it, this button does not turn off the phone, it will just open Bixby. To turn off the phone, you'll have to

go to this new button in the notification dropdown right next to the settings button, and that'll let you decide to turn off your Note 10. I didn't get to spend enough time to see if this was remappable in the settings or if you could disable it. I'm hoping yes, but that's something I'll have to figure out when

I actually get the phone for the full review. So definitely stay tuned for that. But other than that though, honestly, Note 10 and Note 10+ are built awesome. They're premium, they're metal and glass, it's what you'd expect. And then also there's a camera upgrade. So you've probably noticed already by now the triple cameras on the back. There's

a 12-megapixel main camera, a 2x telephoto camera, and an ultra-wide as well, which is sick. And, uh, when showing me this phone, Samsung was making a big deal out of how these new cameras are great as a pro photo and video tool. So I did notice you can record video with the ultra-wide camera again, so you can

get that crazy GoPro look with this water-resistant phone. But they also added features like live focus during video recording, uh, and improved Super SteadyShot for video, so the stabilization is awesome. And this crazy zoom-in mic feature, which basically is the more you zoom in the video, the more the microphone array focuses on the area in the frame,

like a sort of a Spy Kids gadget from 2001. I definitely got to try this out in a controlled environment. Also shout out to MrMobile's cameraman for going the extra mile. Can't wait to see that shot in his video. But then of Of course, it's not a Galaxy Note without the S Pen, and they've refreshed the S

Pen again this year with a couple extra new features. Screen Off Memo has been one of my favorite Note features for a while now, but something they added in the Notes is they convert your handwriting to text in the background and then indexes that text. So now if you take a note with the stylus and then want

to find it later, you can go up into the search in the Notes app and type the word you wrote and it'll actually show up. That is a super cool, I think very useful feature. There's also now some new Air Actions for controlling the camera, like holding the button and swiping between modes, or flipping from the selfie

camera to the back camera, or allegedly even twirling clockwise or counterclockwise to zoom. But I must have been doing this wrong. I honestly couldn't get it to work for the life of me. You probably need an S Pen twirling tutorial that I'm just not ready for. File these in the gimmicks folder, please. But around that, One UI

on these Samsung phones is definitely gonna help on the bigger screens because of all the improvements to the one-handedness. And there's even a couple extra new features like a native screen recorder too on the Galaxy Note. But overall, yeah, it'll look similar to the Galaxy S10 as you can already see with the flatter, colorful look we've seen

for a while now. That's just One UI. Oh, that phone looks so So boring. S10, Note Plus. Is anyone else just really bored with phones now? They're all the same. I couldn't care less. Yeah, they make videos, they have wide angle, they have fingerprint scanner, big whoop.

I'm bored with this stream. What are you telling me this isn't the most exciting stream you've ever seen?

This is my

Best stream ever, ever. Quality content.

We're just relaxing, having a peaceful time.

Nothing wrong with that.

Or we could talk about prostitution more.

I made a video about paying for sex. It got 31,000 views. Pretty good.

But it only made $40, which is the same as the cruise ship, which only got 12K views. It's funny, 12K views makes the same amount of money as a 30K view money— viewed video.

Oh, I feel so bored right now. Should I phone up the prostitute company for fun? Okay, I'll do this for you.

Escort girls Tokyo.

Oh, fuck. Well, that was quick. Prostitutes here already.

It's the prostitute, big boobies. Slim waist, come here to suck my peepee.

Just the fan. Bloody laptop fan, don't get excited.

Okay, let's go back. So Tokyo Hentai Club, you have to fill out a form

and then you have options: handheld remote vibrator, vibrator, denma, instant blowjob— what's an instant blowjob?— cum in mouth, swallowing facial, masturbation appreciation. What? Couple threesome.

There's Koto, 22. Kayo, 19. Natasha, 24.

Sophie, 25. Momomaru, 28.

Juliana, 18. Emily, 18.

Lena Kitamaru 21. Well, this website is so much better than what I used, but it's only Tokyo.

I don't know, I don't want to get banned on Twitch. Should I just prank call them?

Thai girl in-call service.

Flaming hot Margaret. I'm Margaret, 23, size 7, fantastic boobs, killer smile, blowjob like a fairy tale.

Oh, they— these websites so much better than the one I use. They actually show their face and these photos look realistic.

You stupid idiot, I'm on your side.

Don't shoot me.

Ouch.

Davika Pink Sakura 99. I'm Eurasian model from Paris. I'm very clean, quiet, and discreet. I have a nice feminine body.

Price for 1 hour, $400.

Quite pretty, I

guess.

I like sex and I'm not shy. It's my first time here and I want to have fun. I'm half Hong Kong, half Thai, and all about pleasure. I want to play in Tokyo. I always practice safe sex and love giving oral.

What are you waiting for?

Cityoflove.com. Oh, they have Osaka as well.

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$650 for an hour and 30 minutes. No, don't post prostitution sites on here, I'll get in trouble.

I'll put the new fan in in a minute.

Probably won't make a difference.

90 minutes, ¥80,000. I wonder if there's rich guys out there who just spend this kind of money for an hour. Just one hour. I guess if you're rich Why not?

Female, 19 years old, Tokyo escort. Very open-minded, well-educated, elegant, sophisticated. The KZ.

Very nice.

I would like to order 2.

Prevent further access to biohazard container. Imagine if you pay that much money, they show up And they're just really fat. The photos are fake.

Still, it's quite a lot of money. I'd rather save the money, I think.

I'd rather just use my hand, because if you use your hand, you finish, then at least you've saved all that money.

Unless it's really good sex and it'll be a good memory for you for the rest of your life. Problem is, you're not guaranteed a good memory. Most of the ones I paid for weren't that great, weren't that memorable, and I just forgot about it straight away.

How is your wife okay with you doing this? I'm not doing it now. I'm talking about ages ago.

Long, long time ago. Last year.

I

guess I could unbox my fan, see what happens if I switch the webcam on.

I bet you anything it's going to start dropping frames

straight away.

All those losers on YouTube missing out on all the fun we're having. Look at how much fun we're having. We don't need losers from YouTube.

The loss.

Huh, so it's a fan,

fan platform.

I'm guessing I plug it into a USB port. Oh no,

I don't have any open USB ports.

Hmm,

USB charger. I don't have any spare USB chargers either. There's one over there.

Battery bank, but then I have to keep charging the battery bank up.

I broke one of my USB ports. I think I shoved something in there too hard. Oh wait, it's not a USB port.

Oh, it's working! Okay,

let's see if it actually does anything. I'm at 90, 88 degrees, 86, 85. I'm going to place it on top now

and then turn it up to maximum.

Okay, it's maximum power.

And then place it on top.

See if it makes any difference.

It's not doing anything, staying at 80, 81, 82, 81,

81.

It's at 81.

Can we see it?

Not really.

Is it even doing anything?

I feel like it's not even doing anything.

Well, it went down to 81 from 95. It made a bit of a difference, I guess.

I feel like I wasted my money.

It made no difference.

The temperature's 85. Barely made any difference.

Fans are on maximum.

Remove backplate. I can't be bothered. I don't care anymore.

Everything I do fails.

What's the point of even trying?

Air conditioning's already on.

Yeah, I fixed the lag, but the stream looks terrible now.

Looks like a PlayStation 2 game.

I'm so bored. I've got nothing to do.

I can't believe life can be so boring.

What am I supposed to do?

And don't say get a

job.

Get a hooker. Even if I got the most expensive, the hottest hooker in all of Japan and she made me cum 10 times, it'll be over in an hour. And then after it's over, I'm back to feeling like this again. But then I've just wasted all the money for 1 hour.

For something that's only going to happen once.

I don't want to do anything that helps people. I don't want to volunteer. I want to feel less bored. I don't want to feel more bored. Getting a job's just going to make me feel more bored. It's not going to make me feel less bored.

I want something that makes me feel good.

I'm getting fed up with this game as well. It's not even fun. I don't even know why I'm playing it. Boring.

Volunteering can make you feel better. You'd be helping people. I don't like helping people. Helping people doesn't make me feel better.

I can't believe this is my life. My life is just going to flash by like this.

Next I'll be 40, and then I'll be 50, just sitting here playing Rainbow Six.

It's just so boring.

I'm not interested in helping other people because I want to help myself,

not other people.

If helping other people doesn't make me feel good, then why would I do it?

GameCube. It was great. I have so many great memories of it. So recently I bought a GameCube and, well, graphics were trash. See, the GameCube only put out a signal that was 480p, and you could get a better signal by having your GameCube modded and then porting it to HDMI. And that's exactly what I did, but it

still looked like trash. I needed 4K HDMI quality from GameCube games from A GameCube. And once I had this idea, I set out to create it. Thousands of dollars and 2 months later, a package arrived at my door. Ladies and gentlemen,

there it is. It's absolutely beautiful. Now the GameCube has HDMI out, of course it would have to, but it also takes real GameCube controllers. If you open up the GameCube, you can see the interior. It's a little computer.

Oh man,

ladies and gentlemen, every single GameCube title, all 800 titles

in 4K.

GameCube in 4K, we did it! It's so crisp, it's so clean. We did it, it's reality.

I used to have a GameCube. I thought it sucked. I played— what did I play on GameCube? I don't even remember what I had on my GameCube. I sold it after a few months.

I don't like Nintendo.

I completely forgot what I played on GameCube.

Completely forgot.

Do you think now is a bad time to upload a new video? I think everyone's asleep.

Holy shit, mate, I was wrong about the GoPro video. Made fun $5 off of 1,000 views.

1,000 views, $5.

If I made $5 every day, I'd be bloody rich. That'll be $150. Shit, off of 1,000 views and people think I need to get a job. No way. Even 1,000 views would get me £150 a month. Times that by 2 channels, that's £3,000 a year.

No, that'd be $300 a month if I have 2 channels pulling in 1,000 views per video. I can live off $300 a month.

What do you mean by bad time to upload? Because I want to upload when everyone's awake so they click it straight away instead of having to wait for everyone to wake up.

Do you think uploading tonight is a bit much? Because I uploaded yesterday, it seems kind of desperate. They'll think, oh look, Daniel's video yesterday did really badly, he's So he's desperately uploaded another one to make up for it.

Why does it matter? Because

I like it when I upload a new video and everyone clicks on it straight away.

Remember when I clickbait drama? Videos. I clickbaited drama videos and I'd get 20k views in a day, 40k in 2 days, easy. Those were the times to live.

You need a good title, people going to watch it regardless. Yeah, I guess that's true, but I think I should wait until 24 hours since the the last upload. What if I just uploaded twice a day? That should double my income.

Would you watch my new video? You might have already seen it. I talked to a Japanese man in broken Japanese, I buy a vaping device, and then I go to teppanyaki.

Recycling old videos because I'm too lazy.

I just make 5 videos a day. Absolute bullshit. As long as I get 2K on each, that's 10K views. Golden.

Then I can play Rainbow Six without having to get a job. Bada bing, bada bong.

What if I uploaded 10 videos a day, 1K views each? That'd be 10K views.

Most of your audience will be sleeping, so that would be a good time to call them all a bunch of lovely people.

I hate the fact that I'm so dependent on all these people.

I keep saying stuff like, oh, I'm free, I don't need a job, but if you think about it, I'm completely dependent on 20,000 people watching my videos,

and if they stop watching, then I'm fucked. I need them. More than they need me. They don't need me. They can go and watch another 100 other YouTube channels. But I need them because I don't have anyone else. I don't have any other audience.

That was pro. Did you see that?

I feel kind of sad that I need these people so much.

When they're calling me names and I just want to tell them to fuck off, but I don't want them to fuck off. I want them to stay,

otherwise I have to get a job.

Please love me. I love you too. I'll do anything. I'll suck your dick.

I guess everyone's dependent, really. Even if you're some manager of a bar, you're dependent on people coming in buying your drinks. No one's truly independent. Everyone depends on each other,

unless you're a thief and you steal things.

Even Bill Gates is dependent on people wanting computers.

Nurses are dependent on people being sick. Yeah, police are dependent on crime happening.

Dentists dependent on people having poor oral hygiene.

We need each other.

Look at bloody Jake and Bake sitting in Shanghai. What's so great about Jake and Bake? He gets 3K viewers on his live streams and he's just sitting in a cafe most of the time, barely saying anything, chatting to someone, completely ignoring the stream.

Why do people love Jake and Bake so much? So dumb. Such low effort. At least Ice Poseidon does funny things. Jake and Bait never does anything funny. He just sits with a girl in a restaurant.

Dumb down, that's how like Chinese think of it. So like, I, I think Ember Spirit is like fireman. It might be I don't know. There's like Monkey Man, there's like the Blue Man. I think Sazer, um, Ricky, I think he's called Blue Man. And then there's like Mermaid Man is, uh, is, uh, Slardar is Mermaid Man. And

then they have like— I think so.

I used to play with a Chinese guy and they used to use Chinese names.

Super Typhoon and Second Typhoon. Oh fuck, 2 Typhoons. Oh, Big Fish Man. I don't understand Jake. Yeah, sure, hopefully we get like backstage or

I don't understand his life. He's an American guy who for some reason speaks Chinese, who's in Japan all the time, and then sometimes China.

What the hell is he?

Why is he in China? Why does he speak fluent Chinese? He's just such a confusing confusing person. He makes— his life makes no sense.

People just throwing their money at him like he's

some kind of amazing person. He's not doing anything amazing, just walking around a supermarket.

Oh my God, I love you, Jake. Take my money.

These people, who are they?

I don't understand how these boring people get so famous for doing nothing.

It's just like they're famous for existing. Back in the olden days, people got famous because they were good at something.

Nowadays you get famous from what?

Doing boring everyday stuff.

My favorite game for as a child was

I don't know, GTA maybe.

No, it was Halo. I used to love Halo.

You'll never guess what my, my ad revenue is. It's $1,337 for this month. Leet, pretty leet. I made $50 off of the cruise trip. Analytics just updated, said for the first 2 days my cruise trip, $50 ad revenue, plus I made about $15 from Twitch. So I think it's not a bad result, not amazing, Slightly above

average. All in all, yeah, I'm glad I did it. Glad I went on the trip. Thank God.

Thank goodness my CPM's good,

still getting decent amount of money.

Please, as long as I stay above 700, I'm good.

Yeah, if, if videos like the cruise trip make me money, then I'd love to do more instead of doing bullshit drama stuff. I'd rather just, you know, make wholesome fun content, vlogging, showing cool places, instead of ranting in front of my mirror like a freaking moron.

Temperature is 82. It went down a little bit. I guess 82 is better than 95.

Holy moly, what's that sound?

I'll try taking the back plate off later. I need to find a screwdriver.

I liked the Crew stream. Yeah, I enjoyed streaming it. It was quite fun.

I don't think the fan saved the stream. I stopped it from lagging by

taking the bitrate down, turning the webcam off,

restarting the computer.

I need a screwdriver first.

Please God, please no, don't make me get a job or do anything

or sell my urine.

We should do something to help Daniel not getting a job.

Like what?

I just need ideas.

Ideas that are easy to do. Won't cost me much money.

He uses money to buy vapes. No, I don't buy vapes anymore. Well, I want to try the Cherry Crush. That's $8 for 2.

I'm sick of this game. I'm gonna play Minecraft maybe. Okay, who wants to play Minecraft? Must be someone who wants to play. I'm so bored and lonely.

You don't want to play Minecraft? Come on,

Mr. Mojang. Minecraft Realms.

8-ball. Can I play 8-ball pool on the PC? I want to play 8-ball pool on my computer.

Webcam, otherwise too boring. But I don't feel pretty today.

I look stupid. My hair looks weird. Got a massive pimple.

I just don't feel very sexy.

Hey, let's see my house. No one's here.

I feel like my house is pretty good. I don't need to add any more to it.

It's a pretty good house. I've got Kaito. Not so tough now, are you, Kanae? Bitch boy.

Or I could

watch some YouTube videos.

YouTube.

I could react to my own channel.

Oh, I could do Home and then Feature Content. Wait a minute, hide this. I could use the Drawing My Life video as the channel introduction.

Add a heading, Brief

Introduction of me and my life.

Let's go to my oldest video.

Why does PewDiePie have so many subscribers?

That's only based on the subscriber count, which is like 40 million right now. I'm not sure if subscriber count is that important because you could have 40 million subscribers, but if only 1 million watch your videos, that's only 1 million potential ad clicks. Ad clicks. And if people aren't clicking on your ads I don't think that the

YouTuber's making much or any money. So for example, I have 7 subscribers, but none of them— I had 7 subscribers back then. Amazing.

Can you believe I had 7 subs? None of them watched my videos. From like random people just finding my videos somehow. So I really couldn't I couldn't care less about the subscriber count because it doesn't mean anything. I mean, I could have a million subscribers and it wouldn't mean anything if they weren't actually watching my videos. So

only 95%— 95%— what the hell am I talking about? PewDiePie subscribers aren't actually watching his videos. So does that mean that 95% of his subscriber base base aren't making him any money though. Does that mean that PewDiePie makes all his millions from only 5% of his subscriber base? Interesting. Also, it's not interesting at all.

Was that he has millions of subscribers, right? Right. Out of those millions, at least a couple thousand must be dead. It doesn't Just think about it, most of PewDiePie's subscribers are probably not elderly people or old people, mostly young. So chances of them dying of old age, natural causes, are pretty low. So that leaves— oh my God,

murders, accidents. Why am I so gay? I just wonder how much of PewDiePie's subscriber base is still alive. Also, I wonder how many of PewDiePie's subscribers are criminals. I mean, it's a pretty large number, 40 million. Out of that 40 million, I bet there's at least 100 who have murdered someone, stolen from someone, or done some kind

of major crime. And I wonder how many thousands are like in prison. Kind of interesting. I guess it's not that interesting, but I found it interesting enough to— let's read the comments. It has 10,000 views.

That's great. I commented myself 3 years ago. That's great. Why are you complimenting yourself?

You were acting here. The, the funny thing is I wasn't acting.

I miss you so much, charming King Daniel. He actually had a different persona. Yeah, people change over time. This is the best video.

Do you remember why you wanted to start making videos in the first place? Because I wanted to make money.

That was the main goal ever since the beginning.

2015 Daniel.

Is this the same Daniel?

This is the worst video on this channel.

What else do I have? I have a lot of coding videos.

Hey guys, I just want to make this video to show you this game I'm making. Basically, it's like a Space Invaders game, but instead of aliens I have zombies, and instead of spaceship, I have

tank. Okay, simple form. Basically what I did was when you press start, zombies will come down the screen, and when they hit the edge, it will return. It sounded so stupid. This was faster than all the others.

So you see, you regenerate at the top,

and all these will also regenerate. If I haven't actually coded these yet, so if you shoot them, they just die. But if you shoot this one, he will keep regenerating. So I need to copy that code for the other aliens. So you can see, did it just move to the right? So basically it's like a tank on

a train track and you press the left and right of the screen and it moves. And these shoot, shoot your cat. So stupid.

So this is the code.

Why did I speak like that? Originally it was a code to make bullets because you know Space Invaders, the invaders shoot bullets that regenerate at the top.

I could have been the next Mark Zuckerberg if only I didn't give up. 2, also 3,

also 4. Also 5, also 6, also 7, also 8, also 9, and then also 10.

My results changed a bit.

Also 2, also 3, also 4. What

else do I have?

Sony 16mm f/2.8 lens.

We should get like a boat to put in the pond or a big rubber duck. They're just burning down everything. There used to be— before, there used to be at least some privacy. You couldn't actually see up there. Look at my hair. But now they've just cut them all down, you can see straight into the house and

you can even see the people there. And I don't like it. It's like it's all becoming opened up.

It actually looks like the house is quite near. I don't actually remember seeing that house before. It was always covered in bushes and trees. I guess they're doing a big clear-up now.

Not sure why, it looked better before. Now I've got this stupid house staring at us.

So what do you think of the lens? The focus distance is about the same as my old lens, so I can't really do close-up shots.

And before, I used to zoom in on the lens to get like a close-up shot, but now I can't. Up shot, but now I've lost zoom. I can't really do that. I just have to crop into the shot on iMovies, which I guess is okay. See, look, I'll show you how close I can focus.

See, it focuses around this much.

There you go.

I can't really get any closer. See, I can do like a zoom, digital zoom.

Interesting.

It wasn't stabilized at all. It was so shaky. You look like There was an earthquake when I walked.

I think you have to spend a lot of money if you want a really smooth, non-shaky video when you're walking. Like, you need one of those cameras that have built-in stabilization to the camera body. I know the Olympus mirrorless cameras have those, but they're really expensive. They're like £400 to £500, and I don't really want to spend

so much money on the camera just yet. I think I'm going to use it. Why was my hair brown? My hair looks brown now. It's black.

Look, my hair color looks completely different. Maybe it's because I'm outside in sunlight.

That must be why.

This camera, for at least— it feels a lot faster on this lens. The autofocus. Oh, at f/3.2, f/2.8, I'm not sure if it's actually faster or not, or if it's just my imagination. Shut up, Daniel.

How being unemployed affected my mental health. I got fired over tea. Why I got banned on eBay. Hello, this is Ludwig. I'm a sentence search engine that helps you write better English and feel more confident about it. Hey, look, I changed my shirt. It's a Christmas miracle. I want to talk about the time when I got banned

from eBay, banned from selling on eBay. A few years ago, I used to do a lot of selling. Look, this is when people didn't hate me. 32 dislikes on eBay. Nowadays I'd get 200+. Started out with me going to charity shops and flea markets and buying cheap crap like jewelry and wooden boxes, and then I'd sell them

on eBay and a few people would buy them, but it didn't really work out very well. I wasn't making much money. It was from this guy in Hong Kong who was selling loads of them, and I bought it for about £10, maybe £5, and I sold it on eBay. Someone just bought the whole lot off me for

about £25. I was so happy, it was so exciting. And those watches, loads of people would buy those watches every day. I would sell about 5 to 10, but I wasn't making that much money because you have to pay for postage, you have to pay for the eBay fees, the PayPal fee,

and they said that

When did things start to get weird? I started off talking about cameras and coding, and then I started talking about my obsession with Japan, and then I started talking about living in South Korea. And social anxiety, racism, being unemployed, getting fired,

learning Japanese, not having motivation.

My struggles with social anxiety. I was so uncomfortable doing it, yelling out irasshaimase to the customers. I've always gotten the person I went with to order for me. Actually, that's not quite true. I have been to McDonald's a few times in Japan, and they have like a laminated menu on the counter, so I just point at it

on the burger I want and I—

When did things start to get weird? I think it was around here.

2017. Around March.

Things were quite normal before March 2017. I was just doing social anxiety stuff, no motivation stuff.

Yeah, interested in computers for some—

it's not natural to sleep during the day and wake up when it's dark. It doesn't feel good. I want to sleep during the night and wake up when it's bright. That's how it should be. That's the natural way. And I just feel like I'm damaging my fit—

my girlfriend is the most boring person in the world. The reason why I changed my content was because before March, these, these videos have good views now, but But before then, they only had about 500 views. And then I started making weird stuff like my girlfriend's the most boring person, picking up Japanese girls, going to Japan, my

horrible homestay experience with a fat Japanese girl. I started making these weird videos that got way more views, and I thought, hey, these weird videos are getting way more views, I'm making money. Because when I was just doing social anxiety stuff, I wasn't making anything. I was making about $5 a month. And then I started talking about

girlfriends and sex and weird stuff, and my ad revenue just shot up to about $100 a month. And I thought to myself, wow, I should do more of this. And then the videos got weirder and weirder. Started talking about condoms and cumming. I've deleted most of them now because they got demonetized.

That's why, look, there's hardly any videos between coming to Japan and the coding stuff. There used to be way, way, way, way more. There used to be about 100 videos in between then talking about condoms and the smell of ass and all kinds of strange stuff. I deleted them because they got demonetized.

Then I went to Japan and I felt depressed, and then all this weird stuff happened like Tomoko and drama. That's where my channel really took off. Then I thought, hey, drama gets views, let's do more of that.

1.3 million views.

This is when I noticed that Drama gets views. My girlfriend kicks me out.

She didn't really kick me out, we just had a fight. I went to the park and then I came back again.

And then I collapsed in a supermarket. Then the Australian guy stuff happened here.

Hey, so in my last video I talked about— I mentioned that I found something on my girlfriend's phone which was kind of disturbing, and I've talked to my girl— What bothered me, the thing that bothered me was the fact that she was flirting with her ex-sex friend. I was so upset when I found out about this. Right

now I couldn't care less if I found out she was flirting with someone? I'd be a bit annoyed, I guess. That's it, really.

Do I ever regret changing content? The Australian guy— there's no way. I don't regret it actually happened unless because it made me a lot of money. If I just carried on doing social anxiety stuff, my channel would never have gotten so many views. My channel got views because of the drama. Without the drama, my channel would hardly

get any views. To me, those videos that he of him with my wife doing those kinky things. If he really wanted to take out some kind of revenge against me, he could easily send those videos straight to me, because if you go to my YouTube about page, I have my Gmail address written there. I have links to

my Twitter and— lunch yet? I want a kitchen knife. They keep saying—

I

had a huge argument My wife suggested we get divorced. I made a huge mistake. This is when I was clickbaiting drama hard. Look at this,

the whole marriage stuff got loads of views.

I've been married for a month, 110,000 views. This was my peak. I think this was my peak. Look, 2 100K videos in a row followed by 50K, 40K. And then a 60K, followed by a 160K, then a 66K. I was getting so much money, it was crazy.

How I Met My Wife on Tinder,

180K.

And then the channel started dying again around the Malaysia trip. I was only getting 20k views,

and I was really depressed coming back from Malaysia. Look how depressed I look.

To hunt down and search out for these special places that sell pork, it was just kind of irritating going to a nice restaurant,

or— and then I started getting angry because people kept calling me a leech. Pros and cons of being married. Is YouTube a real job? Wife gave me one last chance. I got, got a Switch. And then this is when I started streaming with my wife.

Echo voice.

Yes, I have 2 jobs, but it's my choice. You chose the music? I wanted Start something.

I think my husband's cheating on me.

I went to a capsule hotel. I didn't even stay the night, it was so horrible. There were all these Chinese people listening to Chinese TV in the next capsule without using headphones. It was so annoying.

Hey, so it's the next day. It's typhooning pretty badly. And then this massive, this massive typhoon came and I got fed up wandering the streets and I went back to her. It was so nice. You wander the streets feeling all alone, don't have a place to go to, and then you go back to your wife and it's

a typhoon. You feel like you're loved and you're wanted. I don't have any food. Why didn't we buy any food yesterday?

There's no signal. How am I— We're outside now because there's nothing to do and it's completely dark.

Oh, this is when she first revealed her face, I think.

You fucking cunt. She didn't really say that. I don't care.

She was so awkward to be filmed.

How do you feel? She was so nervous. Do you like him? Look how nervous she is.

If I met him, I would fall in love with him. Maybe you would what him? Fall in love with him. You liar. Creative and a good home. Handy, good handy, good hand. She kept saying good hand, good hand. There's no such phrase as good hand. And then I started doing commentary on other YouTube because, yes,

it's very— a YouTube channel of that size isn't an easy decision to—

and this is when the traveling videos started, really. I did traveling vlogs before, but I never just uploaded them. I always added them as bits to go on to the end of other videos. But then I started making them their own videos, making them their own thing.

This is one of the first ones we went traveling and I made it into a proper video, and it got good views. Look, 66,000 views. The geisha woman, and she was explaining everything, like how to use the bath, how to use the TV. I thought she was never gonna stop talking.

This one didn't get many dislikes. Look, 100 dislikes. My special socks.

Oh, that was a baby octopus with brains. The meal was quite good.

I was really stressed out because my LG G5 kept crashing. I had to resort to my iPhone X to film the rest of it. Went to a cat cafe. Wife buys me clothes. This was my last viral video, 10 months ago. I haven't had a viral video since 10 months ago. I guess the sex dolls video was

kind of viral.

We're moving, then we moved apartments, and then my cat died, so I made a video about my cat. This is 4ocean, and they sell bracelets that clean the ocean. Here's how it works. When— with going to the toilet, he lost control of his bladder.

I started doing cooking I was getting a bit desperate around this point because my views were just going down. Didn't know what to do, so I made more single mother Japanese girlfriend videos.

This video did really badly. 20k, 20k, 20k. The channel was dying at this point. People were getting bored because nothing was happening. And then Look how bad the views were back then, 20k, 30k. It was really doing badly.

And then Elvis the Alien made a video about me and the views picked up. Got decent views for the Christmas trip,

and then we went back to Japan and my dad got ill. This was a video I made where my dad, my My mum messaged me about my dad.

Okay, so this is just a quick update video. Sorry, it's a bit of a sloppy video. I'm not really in the mood. I don't really have the time to make a proper, proper, properly made video. So long story short, we're going back to England. Tickets are booked. We're going to the airport today. It's about 5 AM in

the morning right now. My dad's really ill. He's really, really sick. He's in the hospital.

Last Sunday or Saturday, he got the flu. He fainted on Sunday. He got taken to the hospital and he's plugged into life support and all that stuff. Basically, he has sepsis. And because of the sepsis, he also has multi-organ failure. His kidneys are failing, his lungs are failing, worst of all his liver is failing. And they've also

put him in a medically induced coma to try and prevent further damage, I guess.

And the doctor said that there's, there's a good chance that he won't wake up. They said that he's not eligible for a liver transplant.

Caught the flu, and then on Sunday he fainted, and then on Monday— I just repeated the same thing at the beginning.

That was Friday we got on the plane and then arrived on Saturday, and then this bit in the garden was after we got back from the hospital on Saturday night, so I think this was Sunday, and I was explaining what the doctors told us. The doctor said to us my dad would have a 50/50 chance of getting

better. Sunday he was technically failing, his lungs were failing in the intensive care unit. That was a tough time. I did tribute my dad video. And then there wasn't really much to do because we were just going to the hospital, so I did some vlogs with my wife, live Q&A with my sister, did a haircutting stream, and

then I did the cheating on my wife stuff. I just admitted the Tomoko stuff. Then my dad actually died. That was really bad.

To try and explain what happened, I just need to try and get my very personal stuff— face again, how distressed and upset he looked.

And then Terry TV came into the chat and started having a go at me because I was getting donations.

And then my wife went back to Japan.

My wife was so depressed being stuck in that house. She was there for about 3 weeks,

and she was going crazy because she had no friends, nothing to do, no job. I thought Premier Inn was supposed to be a good hotel. Don't even give you a toothbrush. Went for dinner.

Oh yeah.

Hi. Oh, you know, I'm glad we got back together. When we split up and I thought it was over, I used to watch these videos in my room and I used to get really sad. I used to feel really sad for her. Thinking that was our last goodbye. I'm glad we got back together, you know.

She was probably worried back then, worried about whether I would come back or not.

My mum hates my wife. And then I did some Nobita stuff. I think this was when we decided to get divorced. Back from LA, I'm so international. Obsessed with living in Japan and moving to Japan. That was when I was about 18. I let her in, she starts meowing. I was quite enjoying being back home in England,

but then my, my mom kept nagging me. It was really irritating.

I did the Chris Broad video. Look how many views it has now. 2,000. It has 65,000 views just for this bullshit story about Chris Broad. When you think about it, it's not really that interesting knowing which village he's from. Anyway, I didn't really think anything of it. He said, thanks a lot, I didn't want to have to

directly ask you to take down the video because— look at the video quality— irritating it is having to take down a video after putting it in place when there was something he wanted out of me, when he wanted me to take the video down. And such a stupid video, and it got 65,000 views. Do you know how

much money I made off it? I made nearly $250 from talking some rubbish about Chris Broad. Then I think my marriage is over, and then this is when the funeral happened. And

when— but here's the funeral. They brought my dad's coffin back to the house in this car.

Remember him? There were so many people. Look, there's his car there, the silver one. Couldn't believe he was gone. His silver car he always drove off to work every day.

What a nightmare.

Well, you guys are going— it was so

weird watching that car knowing that inside of it there's a wooden box. With my dad inside of a wooden box. Really weird. Such a strange experience.

I was just staring at the box the whole time thinking, my dad's in there, my dad's in there.

And then this stupid tractor was driving in front of us the whole time, and there was this massive queue of traffic behind us.

That's the funeral. It's over.

And then we went to this pub to have food. No one talked to me. I felt really uncomfortable. I just had something to eat and I rushed out, went back home, made this video. Small talk or have chitchats after going to my dad's funeral at that chapel, because that chapel's cremated.

And then SD card stuff. Regret getting married. Looking for a girlfriend. Getting divorced. Walls paper. Wife wants to sue me. And then I went to Germany. First day in Germany. I'll try and take some nice photos for you guys at home. About the whole phone. So I sat on the bed and she was sitting on a chair

messaging someone.

This place is so dead. Germany was so boring. Couldn't believe how boring it was. Met the Turkish girl. Ice cream? Yes. And the whole town is dead. I keep saying the town is dead. Feeling depressed, lonely, and bored. Life in Germany.

Then I came home. Do I miss my wife? Did the ex-girlfriend tier list, which she did very well.

Surprisingly. Plans for Essex Girl. And I did some James Charles commentary.

Giving Up on Women sex doll video did extremely well.

And then I was getting bored around this point. I was getting bored being back at home meeting these random girls. Decided to go back to my wife.

And then, yay,

reunited! This is one of my favorite videos, the Osaka Castle one. It was so nice seeing her again, coming back to her. Guess who's here? I was in the Airbnb,

I was in the Airbnb, and then I went to meet her on that night, and I went to stay at her place here, and then she came back to the Airbnb with the next day.

Pounds,

half price. Do you like

my cooking?

Look at that fat girl. She's not fat, but her butter are massive. Look, look at those hips. Jesus, look at them.

Look at those— what are they?

We're at Osaka Castle. Went to Osaka Castle, had a nice time. I think he hasn't made the video on Osaka Castle. Stand there, thumbnail.

Pretty boring ending.

First day in Japan, feeling depressed and spilling out into my territory. And my last day in England. My last day in England. 2 months ago. I can't believe it's been 2 months. I wanted to have a look around before I leave tomorrow. This whole year feels like it's been one giant nightmare. Oh, when will it end? I

have my— oh, hello, it's my grandmother. Oh look, there's a picture of us bowling. That's me looking not very impressed. It's Pipi, our old cat. She used to be my granddad's cat. It's so weird. I used to have this whole other life as a kid with my cats, my granddad, my grandmother, my dad, my mum, me sitting

on the roof. Now it's all over. They're gone. It's just me and my wife now.

All our cats, it's like a completely different world. Tiggs and Toffee, they're all gone now. But it's me, my sister, my dad on some kind of boat and That's my dad and my grandmother. They're both gone now. Ah, photographs are so depressing to look at.

Airbnb dream.

I like this music. What could she possibly be doing there?

And why won't she tell me what she's doing? Why is— why is it such a big secret?

Put some stupid writing here to make it emotional.

I actually cried making

this. I was crying whilst editing that video.

A lot of my videos, at the ending, there's sad music or emotional music. And yeah, I cried. That's why it's so emotional. I was in an emotional mood. That's why I added that kind of music. Had tears rolling down my face, especially the bit when it says Miss you, Daddy. This bit just, oh, destroyed me.

You know, that's why I like making videos. Apart from the money, I like making stuff like that, remembering people, documenting experiences.

Editing it so it's nice.

And then I moved back in, and then my channel died. Thanks a lot, subs.

Thanks for being so supportive.

Moved back into my wife's place, dropped down from 40K views, 20K views.

Views are okay here. 20K, 30K, 24K.

Did some traveling,

met Hong Kong guy Ice Poseidon. You know, views quite good. 27K, 32K.

Still quite good. 25K, 19K. 17K on the drawing,

and then what the fuck happened? 6.7 bipolar disorder.

Romantic boat trip only got 12K views.

Hopefully this talking to a Japanese man will get views.

No views. I think it will get views because it's weird, isn't it? They'll think, wait, what? Daniel spoke to a Japanese man?

That's not expected. Let's click on it and then they'll watch 10 seconds and then click off.

I want to fix this world. We can't just abandon it. This stream didn't lag, did it?

A month ago. 3 weeks ago, Ice Poseidon happened. 2 weeks ago— I think the lesbian friends videos did okay. 20k views, 19k views, not bad. The drawing video could have done a bit better. The thumbnail is really good. That thumbnail looks professional.

Boat trip.

We're gonna go on a boat.

Hopefully I don't feel sick. Usually I don't get seasick. I get carsick.

It was kind of boring, wasn't it?

Went on the boats, had some cake. I moaned a lot. Very nice. But what do you expect to happen? It's not like the boat's gonna sink. I'm not gonna jump into the ocean. I'm not gonna throw my wife into the sea. I'm not Jake Paul. I'm not Logan Paul. I'm not that crazy.

Very nice.

I just walk away. She just tells me something kind of interesting, I just say very nice and then walk away.

Look, I had to blur out the corner because that stupid Kanaito guy reported my video. Go!

I didn't realize I accidentally pressed

the screen capture. This was really dangerous because

I might have accidentally closed down Streamlabs and then pressed my analytics or something, and you would have seen it because it was recording the screen. Screen capture enabled. I pressed it by accident inside of the bag.

He looks so shifty, doesn't he?

No, I'm not showing my analytics.

Oh look, another video where Daniel was disrespectful. I said, oh look, another comment where you're being rude to me. I don't want to show analytics because I don't want people on the subreddit to see it. They'll start going, oh haha, Daniel only makes $1,500 a month.

Daniel boasts about not being a wage slave, but he only makes £1,500. They don't understand that the whole point of not being a wage slave isn't about making more money than a wage slave. It's about being able to live your life without being a wage slave. It doesn't matter how much money I'm making.

I don't care if I'm only making £500 a month. That's still better than being a wage slave. Why would you want to be a wage slave? Then they start boasting about being a wage slave, saying, oh, I make £80,000 a year, Daniel only makes £20,000.

Yeah, but I don't work all day like you probably do. I didn't study for 6 years at university like you probably did. I sit on my ass all day playing Rainbow Six, and I spend about 10 minutes making a shitty vlog.

What would you rather do? Spend 4 years studying university or studying a skill and then busting your balls off working 40 hours a week so you can make $80K a year, or sit on your ass all day playing Rainbow Six, spending about half an hour making some shit vlog, and then make $20K? I know which one I'd

prefer doing. I don't want to bust my balls. I don't care how much money you're making. The amount of money irrelevant. It's making enough money to not have to be a wage slave. That's what they don't understand. I keep saying it, but they don't get what I'm trying to say. They keep missing the point.

My goal is to not become a wage slave, and if I'm making enough money to not have to become one, then I'm winning. I don't care if I'm making shit money. If it's enough money to buy food and buy rent so I don't have to get a job, that's all that's important.

I'd rather make shit money just for working or making a video for about an hour or half an hour than spending all day long working just so I can make lots of money. Money isn't that important.

As long as you've got enough to be able to afford the basics, then that's fine. I'm not greedy. I don't want a Lambo. I don't live in a mansion.

I don't care about making $100K in a year. It's not worth it. If you're willing to put in the hard work to make that money, then that's great, good for you. But me personally, I couldn't care less about earning that amount of money. I'd rather have a simple, laid-back life.

So you can take your $85K, shove it up your ass. I'll take my $20K every year, every time. I'd much rather be doing this and only making $20K. So they think they're so clever laughing how much— how little I make, but if you gave me the choice, I'd still pick my life over their lives.

My vape ran out of battery.

If people are really interested in what they're doing and they love doing it and they studied hard and they make good money, I've got nothing against that. It's fine, that's great.

I'm just saying that I want to do that. I wouldn't want to have to spend so much time studying and then having to work all day long because I'm a lazy piece of shit. I don't want to work, I don't want to study, I want to sit around being bored all day. I'd rather be bored than be

stressed out, and studying and hard work is pretty stressful. Being bored is much better, even though it's pretty boring.

I just don't really feel like more money is gonna make me happier.

The only point of having more money is so you can buy more stuff, and I don't really want to buy more stuff. There's nothing I want to buy, and if there was something, I'd just go and buy it. Because I have money and I make enough to have disposable income. There's nothing I want to buy, there's nothing

money could do to make me feel better.

My problems are just internal problems, mainly in my mind,

that money won't really solve.

Oh, this bloody Sora the Troll guy, has he overtaken me? So hello everybody, this is kind of— this bloody guy is going to overtake me in subs as well. 87K. Sudden boy, I had this thought the other day. What if I made a song with dumb lyrics that actually— his music is quite good actually. It's stupid music,

but it's quite catchy.

Is he actually playing it though?

Control like anybody who's safely stopped. Like big money, I drive by high hopes of your toys. You like free babies? This is your world, you got lips, don't feel bad. We love free to be free. Time to fuck you what? Hello Kitty.

Okay, it's pretty funny actually.

There's good music. It is well made.

Will you save me? Please tell me, please. I can't hold it down. I can't take it out. I say please go away, but you say please stop. And I try fly high, but it keeps going. Do I breathe? Maybe.

He only had 500 subs a few months ago. Now he has 87,000 because he did react to Filthy Frank videos and they went viral. Look, he got 600,000 reacting to Filthy Frank. Before then, he was only getting about 1,000 views. He was only getting 2K, 1,000, under 1,000. And now he's going to overtake me soon. He's getting

loads of subs every day. So depressing seeing people pass you like that. He's going to get 100K easily because his content is dumb, but it's kind of funny.

And you can't really criticize him for saying weird messed up stuff because he's literally called Sora the troll.

I feel, I feel like I can't get away with doing the same stuff because everyone takes me seriously. They think

I'm not trolling.

They don't get that I'm just taking the piss or I'm being sarcastic most of the time. But this guy just openly admits to being a troll, so he can get away with a lot of stuff without people hating on him, because no one's gonna hate on a troll. They'll say, why are you criticizing? He's just a troll.

That's why Filthy Frank was so immune to criticism.

You can't really criticize Filthy Frank because it's such an obvious stupid character, plus it's funny. I guess I'm not funny and I'm not Obviously trolling so people think I'm serious and then they get pissed off with the things I say.

How to say your thighs look juicy in Japanese, 300k.

What does he say? I think he's a Japanese teacher and he does voice acting as like a side gig. Your thighs look juicy in Japanese. Do you really have to teach that? I mean, the user named Plastic Bag asked me how to say it, so you know. Anyways, this is how you say it.

One more time.

There's that girl on Discord again, so let's tell her that her thighs look juicy.

His voice is pretty cool, isn't it? He has a nice voice. え、 何 でも する から お願いします。 まあ こ いつ 面 白 そう だから いい ん じゃない？ いや それで この 前 こ いつ キ モ い こと した から な。 いや でも オ ーバ ー ウ ォ ッ チ で キ モ い こと って でき なく ない ですか？

まあ まあ 一 人 空 いて る し ちょっと ぐ らい なら いい ん じゃない？ ああ こ いつ 入 った ら フ ル パ にな る の か お願いします。 まあ いい よ いい よ いい よ 混 ぜ て あ げ る。 え ちょ ちょっと ありがとうございます。 あ の 僕 絶 対 に 死 な ない こと で 定 義 は

ある んです よ。 とか 言 って そ こ を 死 ね んだ ろう。 中 絶 した ら 千 よろしく。 え 僕 マ ジ で 死 な ない んで 本当 に。 どう する か タ ンプ い ら ない よ な そう する と。 うん い ら ない。 じゃあ 最後。 さ あ 行 く ぜ。 はい はい。 だ が あ 眠

ってる。

To summarize it, he seems to have some difficulties in his life. But man, anything you— I could do it, then you should be able to do it too. We humans can do anything. His channel blew up because he reacted to Filthy Frank. Can you believe it? Without Filthy Frank, he'd still be at 500 subs.

I wonder, I'm very curious to see how this channel plays out. Is he going to carry on just growing, or is he gonna die? Joinin pretty much died off. Do you remember Joinin, that guy who made a video about me when he had about 8K subs, and then he blew up because his life hacks video got viral,

went viral? He has 208K subs now, but he stopped making videos. His last one only got 16K. I think he gave up because he was getting shit views, but they're still better than mine now. If I was him, I wouldn't give up. Why would you just give up? It doesn't make any sense. If I got 200k subs,

I'd be pumping out more videos, not stopping.

His last video, Reddit YouTuber vs. Haters. No moi, it's JoinIt. A lot of people— his face is so big— do not like Reddit YouTubers. Tell me something I don't know. More interesting, what are your own opinions about it? I'm not about to get into it though because that's probably an entire separate video. So sorry, he made this

video about me. He got 159k views.

Maybe I did make a bit of a mistake with the whole oversharing, oversharing private information about my wife on YouTube thing. Nimoy, it's joinin'. I was browsing Reddit last night and I found this post about this. YouTube channel, which was just very intriguing. I think it's best if I just show you. There's this channel called Hiding in

My Room. His banner up here says loving husband and boyfriend, which sounds like an admission of guilt. Now, I've really only looked at this channel very briefly before deciding to turn on the camera, so we're gonna explore this channel together. But before we even look at a video, I just want to show you the titles. If we

go down to the very start, The titles of his videos give a very interesting story. We have here some Sony video comparisons. We have a low-light test for a camera. We have a, we have a vlog testing the camera. Ah, why I quit my job in Japan. Interesting. Talking to strangers terrifies me. So he's decided to talk

to the strangers on the internet about something that isn't camera related. Desperate for friends, a vlogging camera, my obsession with Japan. Is over. This video got 29,000 views, and I think it's clear that at this point he ditches any ideas he had about being a camera channel and decides to go full-on into like drama. Join In, Join

In knows what I'm up to. I did. I shifted from doing tech and camera stuff to drama. People's drama, just because it got views. It got views, okay? My camera stuff didn't get views. His own life drama. I went to a nightclub in Japan and it was shit. Working in retail with social anxiety. Why I hated living

in South Korea. 5 things I liked about South Korea. I got fired over tea. Here we go. I got a girlfriend. Reading hate comments about my girlfriend. Something every YouTuber should do. Jay, do you mind if I just make a whole video about people hating you? I'm just looking for love. The French girlfriend. Life updates. My girlfriend,

my job, happiness. So this is interesting. People have started to care about his life, so he's letting— it's kind of interesting if you think about it. I managed to get so many people to care about my life even though I'm just some boring guy who's not good at doing anything, who lives a pretty dull life actually when

you think about it. Sure, there's bits when there's drama and there's stuff happening, But my life in general, 80% of the time, is boring. I just sit here playing games. Somehow I managed to get tens of thousands of people to watch, even hundreds of thousands. Letting them know about it by this point. Not trying to blow my

own trumpet, but I'm just saying, somehow I just made people interested in my own life. Any useful information on this channel has completely disappeared, and we have completely diverged into this guy's life drama. Something about his crush, he was in love with a Taiwanese girl, he hated teaching English in Japan, my Skype girlfriend wants to have babies.

Oh, look at this one. Come on, it's so obvious that I'm just trolling with those titles. People hated having chlamydia. I'm not sure what you could learn from that. I would be far more interested in a video about why someone loved having chlamydia. 1,000 subscriber special. Oh, that really gives Give some context to this. So up until

now, he had under 1,000 subscribers. Okay, here's where things get interesting. My girlfriend wants me to move to Japan and marry her. Have a look at this title. My girlfriend is the most boring person in the world. Meeting a fat ugly girl on Tinder. What? Oh, I deleted that one. I should have kept it up. I'm packing

for Japan. Flying to Japan for love. Look at that face. That is the face of someone who is in love. He's living his dream of love. I met my girlfriend's daughter. Parenting is tough. It wasn't even a month since he first met her. I'm leaving Japan. Get this. I'm not saying it was made up or fake. It

was true stuff, but I was explaining it in like a tongue-in-cheek way. But people thought I was being 100% serious for some reason. I don't think my girlfriend's face is attractive. Granted, these are probably hugely clickbait titles. But we'll get into that in a second. The story continues. I nearly got married to my ex-girlfriend's Japanese friend. I

don't even know what to say about that. I may have impregnated my girlfriend. See, this is when I was just taking the piss with titles. Come on, I knew that was a stupid title, but it was funny. So what you're saying is you had— let's talk about— oh, I deleted that. This one. Let's talk about my foreskin,

circumcision, and thick cheese. Let's not. How the hate comments have affected me. Why I hate using balloons. That would explain this one. Why I prefer older women. But I was completely trolling at this point. Here we go. My girlfriend took a pregnancy test, and you can see here in the thumbnail he is leading us to believe that

the pregnancy test was positive. This one's interesting. I think my girlfriend is trying to emotionally blackmail me. I actually meant my girlfriend is trying to manipulate me, not blackmail. Let's actually stop here and have a look to see if this— she says that her daughter is really looking for— that's not blackmail. I think you are maturing well

in this relationship. You are— what happened to this person? She or he used to comment all the time. Yaz— who the fuck's that? I did not order anything.

It was some guy wearing a white shirt and he had a tag around his neck. And he was holding some kind of touchscreen tablet. He rang my doorbell twice, and then I saw him trying to ring the other doorbells. So he's just ringing everyone's doorbell. Ignored him. Yeah, this Yasmin Minwink person used to comment all the time.

Wait, I'm gonna pull up my comments and see what happened to that person. I like doing this. I like finding people from a year ago who's comment all the time,

and then look up the comments, see when their last comment was. It was the NHK guy. Yeah, probably. He can get lost.

Be careful not to show my analytics.

Okay, bring it back up here.

Yasmin. Yasmin, wink wink.

Yasmin, wink wink.

XD. Last comment was,

oh, 2 months ago. You are pretty good at football. I think he or she stopped watching. Let's click on his profile. Probably doesn't watch anymore. Yeah. Oh, it's a girl. 3 subscribers.

She used to comment quite a lot. I remember it. Remember her username.

And discussing about the situation and what it means to I think this relationship is good for you. Forget the haters and don't listen to them, Daniel. Is the father still in the daughter's life at all? The kid probably does love you already if the father isn't there. This is like therapy for him, and we, the anonymous viewer,

are his therapist. Yes, and I'm getting money for doing it. And we get to give him advice about his life and what we think about it, and he takes it in, considers it, and will come back later with a new video in response to his life and what we have said. I need to start doing that again,

really. I need to get back on the whole telling people what's happening with my life. The problem is nothing really is happening now, so

how can I make videos about my life when my life is boring? Topics that he is discussing here are the exact topics that the majority of YouTubers choose to leave out. See, he gets it. Joinin is bloody smart. Most people miss that.

A lot of people didn't get that I mainly focus on videos, making videos that most usual YouTubers won't make because I think it's funny on their channel. But they are borderline the only topics he's willing to discuss on this channel. See, exactly. The only type of videos I make on my channel are exactly the kind of videos

most YouTubers wouldn't make. An interesting approach, and I to some degree understand the appeal. It's not vlogging, it's life updating. Yes, it's life updating. My life happens and then I tell you about it. Real-life drama that you as the viewer gets to have some input in. Why I learned Japanese. Guy give me a

job? Are my videos fake? Let's see what he has to say about that. So recently some people have been saying that I've been making up videos and my videos are fake and that I'm making up stories just to get views on YouTube. And I wanted to make this video to talk about that, and I just wanted to

say that you can trust me, that all the stories in my videos are 100% true. I don't make up anything because that's— very convincing, Daniel. It's not something I'm interested in. Okay, so everything you're saying is real because he says it's real. I don't— yeah, it's real, believe me. The guts to break up with my girlfriend, but

I do have the guts to post this on YouTube where it will get 7,500 views. Why am I getting so much hate? That was a Keemstar-inspired video. Why am I getting so much hate? Hey, my Japanese girlfriend left me for a white guy. I'm giving up on Asian girls. I slept with my best friend. I broke up

with— did anyone notice the trend that I did? So 2 years ago I did I'm giving up on Asian girls, and then this year I did I'm giving up on women. Next video, I'm giving up on life. My girlfriend. Why I hated working in Japan, which I feel like he already made that video. I met a Japanese

girl on HelloTalk. I thought you said you were giving up on Asian I'm dating a fan, my new Japanese girlfriend. You see, that's what's funny to me. I say one thing and then I do the complete opposite. So for example, I'd say I'm quitting smoking, and then my next video would be I bought 10 cartons of cigarettes.

Okay, so he's dating someone new. Dating failures. Rejected again. Leave my girlfriend alone. First day in Japan, I feel so alone. Japan isn't fun anymore. Do I regret coming to Japan? She wasn't what I expected. She lied to me this whole time. Why am I getting so much hate? Moving into my girlfriend's apartment. This is the most

annoying thing. It's clear I'm half naked in it and my hair's all wet. About my girlfriend. Another good hearty topic. My girlfriend knows about my YouTube channel. Uh-oh. I need to start making funny titles again. My titles aren't funny anymore. How could that possibly have happened? Should I get married? Uh, I'm not your therapist, but plenty of

other people on here are, so— so let's see if the titles tell us what advice they gave you. My girlfriend found my YouTube channel. Wait, isn't that— so the first one got 7.8 thousand views, and the second one, practically the same title— it's not the same. First she found out about it, and then she found the actual

channel. Got 43,000 views. Why I Hate Living in Japan. I feel like you've posted that video a few times as well. She told me to get out. Japanese people are angry with me. Kyoto is Boring. Why I Love Living in Japan. Oh, well, that's a change of pace. Annoying Things About Having a Japanese Girlfriend. We're getting married!

Ah, congratulations! I'm so glad you've been able to grow as a person, move through a few different Japanese girlfriends, find the one you really want, and then ask your YouTuber audience if you should get married. They seem to have given you the advice you wanted to hear. Let's see how this pans out. I found something messed up

on my girlfriend's phone. I'm ready to get married. My Japanese girlfriend's family hates me. We got married! Woo! Congratulations! How I feel about being married. I had a huge argument with my wife. Oh no, better upload another video about it. My wife suggested we get divorced. Oh, I made a huge mistake. And then finally, most recently, I'm

a jealous and insecure person. What a story this tells. What a glimpse into this person's life simply by reading titles. If we scroll down far enough, other than one or two exceptions, the last video he released that was less than 10 minutes long was 7 months ago. Now, I'm all for making your videos 10 minutes long, especially

if— you can see here, he made a video called This Is What My Videos Look Like Without Editing, and you can see it's 39 minutes long. So this is what a lot of commenters may not understand. Our videos are almost always far longer than 10 minutes, and usually we'll cut them down as much as we can and

leave it just above the 10-minute mark because you make exponentially more money releasing a video that's 10 minutes long compared to releasing a video that's 9 minutes long. So you might as well, especially if you're trying to make a living off this. I don't have a problem with that. I don't have a problem with 10-minute videos. He

has 46,000 subscribers. He's getting some decent views on these videos. But this guy's YouTube channel is his own life drama. Stuff that you might not even tell your friends, let alone tens of thousands of internet strangers. So it makes the whole monetization aspect of it seem a little bit disingenuous and makes us a little bit suspicious when

you say that none of your videos are fake and that all of your stories are true. Your titles aren't funny anymore. I know, I've realized that recently as well. I don't know what happened. I lost my mojo for funny titles. My titles used to be bloody funny. Stuff like impregnating my girlfriend, calling my girlfriend ugly, boring. What

happened? My titles suck recently. It's not my content sucks. My content always kind of sucked. It It was just me rambling. But at least my titles were funny. Now my titles suck. Look at my recent ones.

Recent titles have just been so boring. Climbing a Mountain in Kyoto. Romantic Boat Trip.

Fun Day in Nara. Because sometimes you can't just make a funny title out of them. Video because the video isn't funny in itself.

Some of the videos have been quite funny, like the I Got a Sex Doll, I'm Giving Up on Women, My Sex Doll Gave Me an Infection, I'm Going Back to My Wife. I thought that series of titles were pretty funny,

and that's why it got memed on subreddits, because it was quite funny actually.

But my recent titles have been pretty dull. Meeting a Hong Kong Guy, Meeting Ice Poseidon. I think the whole meeting so-and-so and then my problem with so-and-so series is quite funny.

Go full meme mode. The problem is, for some reason, I became worried about people calling me a troll when really my videos have always been kind of trollish with the titles.

That never bothered, bothered me before, but I don't know why it's bothering me now.

I, I feel like I became scared 2 years ago, a year ago. I was much more adventurous with titles and stuff I talked about. Now I've just become afraid.

Afraid of losing subs, afraid of getting demonetized, afraid of getting strikes. I had to tone it down a lot, and now my channel died.

Also, it doesn't help that I don't feel very creative recently.

Random— I was doing a live stream yesterday and I was talking about my wife. I was saying some pretty embarrassing things about my wife. If you saw the livestream, you'll know what I'm talking about. I won't say it again because she was pretty upset about it. She was watching the livestream during her lunch break and I had

no idea. And then she sent me a message on WhatsApp saying that she was really angry. She said, stop talking about that thing you're talking about. And I said, I'm sorry, I didn't know you'd be so up— want me to talk— This is a discu— you should have told me not to talk about it. Dude, you're missing

the point. I'm not sure, there's something there— no. This is a discussion you have with your wife. The fact that she says, I would appreciate it if you stopped talking about this, and your thought is to whip out your camera and try to monetize this situation is otherworldly. Please don't write in the comments if you know what

I'm talking about. She's already upset about. Yeah, let's make this everyone else's problem. It's not like you've done anything wrong. It's not like after your wife said, I'm annoyed that people might know all this stuff about me, you go and literally upload a video about her saying that. Release it 10 minutes long to make sure you get

those mid-rolls so you can get the maximum money out of this. And by my estimations, he's made at least a couple hundred dollars off this video. So at this stage, you get so incredibly prose in the story that you may hate him, disagree with everything he says, but there is this genuine human connection where you just want

to know what happens next. Completely, you know, just for the fun of it, let's see some estimations of how much money he's making off him and his wife's argument. Estimated yearly earning of somewhere between $7.8K to $125,000.

The reason these numbers vary so much is because There are so many factors that come into play, but typically you can get a decent estimation by picking the midpoint. So through all of this, we can see that he's making around $60,000 a year. For those of you following at home, that's a full-time wage. Oh wow. Okay, so

if we have a look at his channel here, not only is he making $60,000 a year making money off him and his wife's dire situation, we also have a link to his Patreon. We also have a link to direct donations. Let's see what his Patreon is at. Hi, I created this Patreon page for people who would like

to support me directly. I've come up with a few reward ideas and I hope you enjoy them. Thanks for helping me make my dream of becoming self-employed/independent a reality. Self-employed? Independent? Your YouTube channel is dependent on your own life's drama. And that is the saddest bit about this whole scenario. Maybe if your life spins itself into a

nice positive situation, this is a really good thing, and you've just gone through a rough patch here. It was nowhere near 60,000. It was way, way below half that. And hopefully your viewers will stick around and continue to enjoy the content you produce. But at the moment, I would hazard a guess in saying that the majority of

your subscribers are subscribed to you for the drama and the stories about just the bad situations. Yeah, they are completely right, and now there's no drama. They've all fucked off. Fucked off and stopped watching. That go down. Bloody traitors. Like, like, it's nice to make some decent money off videos, especially if your life is in a bit

of a situation, but for that to be the basis of your income— I don't even— okay, so what we have here, we have 34% complete. So he has 44 patrons. It doesn't say how much money he's getting. What we have here is a layout of his monthly cost of living. So if we add these up Divide them

by 100 and times them by 34, we get $182. It's a little bit misleading to put these numbers on your Patreon saying that you're 34% of the way to covering your monthly cost of living when that doesn't touch the amount of money you're making through AdSense alone. He has already by a long shot covered his cost of

living. I mean, I don't want to keep talking about money, but it's just clear that the idea of this channel is for him to turn this into his full-time job, and which he has. Successfully. His whole channel is based on this kind of stuff. Look, there's no real conclusion here. Like I say, he may turn his channel

around into something positive. He may— no, join in. I didn't turn it around into something positive. Well, I tried. I did traveling stuff. It's doing okay. It's not doing as good as the drama though.

No, I'm gonna take that back. I did manage to turn it around into something positive. Positive. Look at my wife vlogs. 24K, 20K, 23K, 20K. Just simple vlogs with my wife out and about. I think I did manage to change it a little bit, not so— so it's not 100% dependent on drama,

although the drama did a lot better. Find a new type of content that he enjoys making that isn't piggybacking off the arguments he has with his wife and the potential failures of his marriage. Only time will tell. This has just been an interesting investigation. If you guys have any other interesting YouTube channels for me to check out,

leave them below. He's pretty clever. Yeah, he hit the nail on the head about the whole having to rely on negative drama to to get an income is probably not a very good idea because it's not going to last. As we see now, when the drama dries up, so do the views.

Very unfortunate that JoinIn was completely correct.

Well, at least I'm still doing it, not like JoinIn. Joinin just gave up. Look, his last video was 4 weeks ago.

Who else is there? Let's check out on our friend, good old friend Zach Choi. Jesus Christ, 3.4 million! This guy is unstoppable.

I can't believe he used to have only 2K subs. Now he gets over 2 million every single time.

His whole thumbnails are just orange. Orange and red.

3.4 million subscribers. I can't believe it. So depressing. Revenge Star. See what she's saying then.

Hiding in my room. Hate subreddit called me a psychopath.

Where's the one about me? She's obsessed with this Eurasian tiger guy.

Hello everyone, this is Persephone, and today I'm going to make a video and talk about some important stuff that— She looks like she's dead inside. Look at her eyes. Jesus, they're not even focused in the same direction. I had to talk at some point but I didn't expect the slander to get to that degree and stupid people

talking shit about me to that degree. So we are going to set the record straight. Before we start, let me tell you that a while ago I made a video about the Essex girl. I apologize, it was not the Essex girl, it was the nameless fake YouTuber girl, because apparently there is a girl that Heideken Maroon pumped

and dumped when he was in England and he didn't even bother to make a video about her. So although she's Yeah, she's talking about Pia. She didn't know about Pia. She thought Pia was the Essex girl. Not many people know about Pia because I didn't make a video about her. She was this English girl who I met

in London. We had sex and we stayed in a hotel overnight. She's on the Discord. She's actually the owner of the Minecraft server. British. She is still paying him on his Patreon to get the amazing privilege of being on his Discord as all. So I'm really sorry, the English— she's wearing so much foundation, her face skin color

is completely different to her boobs, which are quite nice. I didn't know you are not the Essex Girl, otherwise I wouldn't have said anything about you. By the way, I say failed YouTuber because she made a video about me and it's the only video on her failed channel that is getting views. I'm not going to mention her

channel because from now on, and recently I've decided I'm only going to bother to answer to people who have at least 1,000 subscribers because there have been other people as well making videos using Revenge Star in the tag to get views, to leech views off of my channel, and I don't get anything back by making a video

about that. So if you want to make a video— is she in a chamber? The audio is so bad. Why can't she get a mic? Your opinion, whatever.

Fanbase is the Heidi Kimmerer Hatred subreddit that is run by Eurasian Tiger, aka Kappa Beauty, and some puppet friends. So because I like to always show proof about what I'm saying, I'm going to show you the screenshots that they called me psychopath on that subreddit, and they— someone reiterated the entire story with Eurasian Tiger again, saying that

he's embarrassed because I posted our private message in history, and he wrote this love letter and people were judging him because I'm white. And at the end of the day, he has proven himself to be—

she's very manipulative, not unlike Daniel, but I think she's probably much worse. She started targeting Daniel when ET started bullying him out of nowhere. Whole toxic environment with really sad characters.

My question first and foremost is, what the fuck does any of that have to do with the hiding in my room subreddit? I'm not sure I've made the video about Daniel sending his dick pictures, but that doesn't connect at all with the whole Eurasian Tiger backstory. It looks like a clown. One more indication for you, because I

don't need it. I'm 100% sure that the main creator of Habba Beauty is Eurasian Tiger and his obsessive borderline gay obsession with hiding in my room. Borderline gay obsession with me. The thing is, I'm going to address the stuff that they said about me, starting from psychopathy, because no one talks about me, I talk about myself. And

there have been some people ever since who saw that and they started saying, I'm going to expose you as a psycho, I'm going to expose you as a narcissist. Where exactly are you going to expose me? I mean, come on, let me see that exposure. First of all, let me start by saying, whoever thinks that I'm normal

and they don't have any Cluster B disorders in the same person. Okay, so it's very hard to say you are this or you are that, contrary to popular beliefs that they think that someone is labeled psychopathy, narcissistic personality disorders. So it's very— I've never met anyone who had only one of them. Usually they have a mix of

them. Also, one thing that I am not sure what I am even now— look at the comments. Comments are pretty funny. Couldn't you finish your makeup before making this? It's like watching a ghost. I am now watching this moan rant from you from the neck down, but I might need to turn the sound down as well.

I thought E.T. character was a thing of the past.

I can't watch the whole thing, it's so long.

On that. But when it comes to the tests, I could take tests on my channel like he does if you are interested. I believe that I'm scoring multiple different things, but it's not all of them. For example, they say that narcissists— that's a Reddit, and by people I mean you guys that I get— have the right to

defend my reputation like I do right now. I'm no one's crazy stalker, and I don't understand what's the big deal. I mean, he has built an entire career bitching about race, yet he is the one who is so blind that he cannot see beyond race. So fan base being dragged into this years after it happened— if you

ask him what happened, he doesn't tell you. He's trying to make a comeback and he's awkward with it as usual. So I'm calling things out here in public. If he wants to talk about race— Pia caused the divorce arc. Yeah, she did. My wife found out about here, and I said, oh, let's just get divorced. I want

to screw fangirls.

The Asian Onision,

1.1 million views, good solid 10 hours. Do any of you guys use a diary? Oh, I couldn't stand Manny today, she's such a bitch. When a YouTuber does it, it's way worse. Instead of expressing themselves on paper, they express themselves on video. It's kind of the exact opposite of keeping this stuff private, you know. Victoria, what a

bitch. What do you mean? Everybody deals with stuff in their life. It's completely normal. But what isn't normal is using YouTube as a diary for this stuff, especially— I betrayed my spouse. I think some of Onision's drama clickbait is pretty funny, actually. Just the titles. The people in your life. The YouTuber that everybody associates this this kind

of behavior with is obviously Onision. Vegetarian. But there's someone else. He's kind of crazy. This guy's YouTube username is Hiding in My Room, and his real name is Daniel. This guy has got to be one of the most pessimistic and irritable YouTubers out there. The first video that we're going to be looking at— what am I wearing?

It's called My Worst Ever Tinder Experience. And upon seeing this title as a viewer, you think, hey, something crazy must have happened. If he's gonna go out of his way to make a 14-minute video, something nuts must have happened to him. Are you fine? Yeah, you're fine. Are you fucking retarded? Like, he must have gotten catfished. Maybe

the girl puked on him while they were eating. Who knows? It could be anything. But what actually happened is that he didn't get to have sex with this girl. She said She didn't want to do it on the first date. If you had no intention of doing it on the first date, then why did you say yes

to coming to a hotel with me? And he takes this as a personal affront. As soon as she accepted the invitation to go to a hotel with him, that means that like sex was in stone. Like she had no say in what happened. If that isn't the most entitled thing I've ever heard in my life, I don't

know what is. I left the coat in England, by the way. You should have had second base. You said you'd go to a hotel. Don't hotels mean sex? He compares it to going to a restaurant and not being fed. It's kind of like taking a starving man to a restaurant and then telling him, no, actually you can't

have anything to eat. I do appreciate— my analogies are the best— how honest this guy is. He's very upfront with his feelings, and that's admirable because I feel like a lot of YouTubers are fake, and I find him very entertaining for this reason. He's very raw with his delivery and he just lets it all out there. But

at the same time, he's kind of rude. He doesn't think about other people's feelings very often. He thinks about his own feelings and then he's like, oh, well, I feel this way. Gotta put it on blast. Gotta put it on YouTube for thousands of people to see. So here's a video called I Found Something Messed Up on

My Girlfriend's Phone. So he went snooping through his girlfriend's phone, which automatically is kind of weird. Obviously it's not a great relationship to begin with if you feel the need to do that. If you don't trust her, why are you with her? What kind of girl would be into a guy that like snoops on their stuff while

they're not looking and then makes a video about it later? This guy is monetizing his life. That's not healthy because then in future relationships these people aren't gonna trust you, you know? They're gonna feel like, oh well, if I ever do anything wrong, this guy's I was gonna make a video on it and everyone's gonna hate me

online, but it gets way worse than this video. Just wait, okay? Here's a video called My Terrible Japanese Homestay Experience. So in this video, he blatantly makes fun of the looks of a Japanese exchange student that lived at his place for a while. The next day, we picked her up from my sister's school and she came to

our house. She was this typical looking Japanese girl. She had a nice slim figure and long black hair, so from behind she looks quite attractive. Her face looked like a melted Werther's Original, but when she turned around, her face was kind of meh. It kind of looked like a Werther's Original that had been left out in the

sun and had started to melt. That's a good one. Melted Werther's Original. But then— come on, that's funny. Strangely, he said that he immediately wanted to be her boyfriend, but at the time I had this huge Japanese girl fetish and I still thought she was very attractive. And the moment I saw her, I wanted her to become

my girlfriend straight away. And in this video, he describes these creepy moments where she's like on his computer and he's looking at her from behind, like, you know, drooling, like thinking about her like, oh my God, yes, I want to be with her. She did come up to my room a few times to use my computer, which

I really enjoyed. She sat down on this chair behind me. When she was on the computer, I used to stand behind her and admire the shape of her body. She had such a nice feminine feminine shape, and she had such nice long sleek black hair. I wanted to touch it so much. And then he says something really

weird. He says he likes it when Japanese girls fall asleep on the train next to him because when they lean their heads on his shoulder, he likes the feeling of it. And then he said there was this one time where a girl like drooled on his shoulder and it aroused him, and he liked the smell of the

saliva on his shirt. There was this one time when this Japanese girl was sleeping on my shoulder, a complete stranger, and after she got up, I noticed there was this wet patch on my shoulder. She had drooled on my shoulder. There was saliva on my shoulder, and it was really arousing. I think I made that up, actually.

I wasn't complaining though. I really enjoyed it, and she smelt amazing, especially the saliva. Excuse me, the fuck did you just say? 11 minutes into this video. He says something about how he hates it when people say negative things about him behind his back. I can't stand it when people talk about other people behind their backs in

a negative way. It's such a shitty thing to do. That's weird. Let's take a look at your channel history. Isn't that the most hypocritical thing you could say? Because not— that's why I said it, because it's funny. Only does this guy talk shit about other people behind their back, but he does it on YouTube, so thousands upon

thousands of people are going to see it. It's such a shitty thing to do. I mean, if they found out what you've been saying, it just hurts their feelings. If you're going to do it, at least do a better job at keeping it a secret. If you're going to do it, at least do a better job at

keeping it a secret. Yeah, like making a YouTube video. Here's another video that he made called I Find It Difficult to Care About Other People. In this video, he basically just says that he finds it difficult to care about the people that he works with because he just automatically assumes that they're boring people, that they don't share

the same interests as him. And funny enough, he lists one of his interests as Star Wars. I hope you're aware, Daniel, that Star Wars has one of the largest fan bases in the world. Here's a video called My Wife Thinks I'm Cheating on Her. So his wife caught him chatting with some random girl that watches his YouTube

videos online, and she asked to see the conversation, and he denied her. So obviously she's going to become suspicious, and he gets all offended, right? Like, oh, you should just trust me. If you refuse to let someone see a conversation that you're having, obviously you're trying to hide something. If you had nothing to hide, then why would

you hide it to begin with? If you have nothing to hide, then why hide it at all? And then he complains that he had to spend 2 days with her— with his wife. That happened in a little train stop. Stopped and she couldn't go to work, so we had to spend a second day, uh, together, which was

a bit stressful for me. I feel a bit stressed out when we have to spend so much time together every day, all day long. Why did you marry this girl if you're complaining about spending 2 days with her? You know that when you marry someone, that's kind of like an obligation to spend time with them. Like, you've

signed yourself up for a lifetime with this person. You understand this, You decide to marry someone that you can't spend 2 days with? And then apparently he tells his wife that he'd like to sleep with other women. Like, that's a good idea. Even if you're experiencing those urges, try to figure out how to deal with them. Why

make your wife upset over that? Why is she still married to this guy? He can't spend more than 2 days with her in a row. He wants to sleep with other women. He doesn't let her see the conversations he's having with other girls online. Doesn't seem like a very healthy relationship. Relationship to me. And then at the

end of this video, he starts randomly reviewing this mobile game. Hey, and welcome to my first game review. I guess to make it 10 minutes long so he can add mid-rolls to get more money. He does this a lot on his channel where at the end of his videos he'll like start making some food, just film it

and put that at the end because he knows his videos don't— why not? 10-minute mark. So he's like, let me just record myself making some food. I mean, I don't mind it. It's better than Joey Salads. Joey Salads puts Fortnite gameplay at the end. Here's a video called Annoying Things About Having a Japanese Girlfriend. You know when

you date a Japanese girl and you tell her that you have a YouTube channel, she's going to look through your videos, and then when she finds the video called Annoying Things About Having a Japanese Girlfriend, she's gonna think, oh, this guy doesn't like having a Japanese girlfriend. In this video, he complains about a bunch of really dumb

stuff, like he thinks it's He thinks it's annoying when Japanese girls take showers before bed instead of in the morning. They have a shower and wash their hair before they go to sleep, which I've never really understood. It seems kind of pointless. Like that affects him at all. If anything, he should be grateful because then he doesn't

have to wait for her to get out of the shower in the morning. He complains that a girl cracked a raw egg over rice and then mixed it together and ate it. Who cares? That's what she likes. Why does that matter? Because it's disgusting. A girl that he slept with had chlamydia and he caught it. And because

she didn't use a condom, I ended up catching some videos from her. He has another video called This Is the Biggest Regret of My Life. Obviously it's something crazy, right? No, not at all. In fact, it's something incredibly mundane. The one thing that I regret most in life would be deleting the nude photos that my ex-girlfriend

The dog beater woman is a genius. Her channel was dying. She was only getting 5K views and she has 330K subs. And then she started the whole dog beating scandal thing. Now she gets hundreds of thousands. I hope she's making good money off it. Videos that I took with my ex-girlfriend. Not to mention that his current girlfriends

won't like that very much. I'm assuming that they would probably be very offended by that. Also, that's kind of weird. To be your biggest regret in life. This guy is so upset that he deleted the sex tapes that he took with his girlfriends from the past that he decided to make an entire video about it. He made

a video called Why I Hated Having Chlamydia. Like, this guy woke up one morning, he's like, you know what, I'm gonna make a video about why I hated having chlamydia. Let's tell the entire world that I have chlamydia. And then he says in other videos that he suffers from anxiety, that he has problems with talking with people

and relating to people and stuff like that, but then he's comfortable uploading videos. My wife messaged me, said— she said she's at the supermarket.

I haven't had a shower yet. It's already 6. I can't believe I livestreamed all day.

And didn't get any money. It was like this. Look at it, it's a pork chop. Can you guess how much this cost? It cost ¥3,000, but it looks so real. Doesn't it look real? You can stick it to your fridge, it's a magnet.

Mmm, it's delicious. I was under the assumption that the only people that bought fake food were parents buying them for their kids, you know, so they can use them for like their, their fake stovetops and stuff in their fake kitchens. But I was wrong. He even bought a fake pizza. Okay, now we're getting into the nitty-gritty of

his channel, right? The craziest videos this guy has ever uploaded. Here's a video called I Don't Think My GF's Face Is Attractive. I don't think my GF's face is attractive. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. I think I have to end the stream. My wife says she's coming home now. Kind of early, isn't it? It's only half past 6. I have

to have a shower and go and get ready.

She should have put 20 mid-rolls on her videos. It's not like her channel was bustling anyway.

Pretty sure she's not living off of channel with only 5K views when she's living in America.

Well, I'm gonna go.

Have a shower, do shopping, upload my boring talking to a Japanese guy video, which probably gets shit views. I don't know, it got good views on the second channel, so I'm thinking it will get good views on the first main channel. What do you think? It's a pretty boring title, talking to a Japanese man.

I need to get back into making funny titles. That was when it was good, wasn't wasn't it? My titles suck recently.

Well, see ya.