[2024-12-14] Long day today [jsQRe8CXSAY]

Testing. I had a long,

long day today. Just got back from

the most horrible place in Kent,

Gillingham. Oh my God,

I can't believe they sent me there again.

What was that? Was that my stomach or is

it someone's voice? I thought I heard a

man's voice. I think it was my stomach

going rawr.

You know where I got pulled over by the

police? Uh, they Sent me there again.

I was so nervous this time.

I think it went okay.

I went to my cage to look at what parcels

I got. The first box I pick up, the

address says Piers Road,

which is the road I got pulled over on.

Horrible road.

So before I left, I carefully planned my

route. I didn't follow Amazon's route, I

picked my own route. I mean, I chose which

order to do the deliveries in, so I, I was

quite clever actually. So I chose all the

deliveries on the north side of Piers Road

first so I didn't have to keep

crisscrossing over it because it's like a

massive big road. And then

I went over and then I started doing the

south side. So I did it methodically,

but still, it's such a horrible place. Oh

my God, I don't know how people live

there. So horrible.

Have you ever been to Gillingham near

Chatham? It was kind of like North

Gillingham, pretty much going into

Chatham. So horrible.

It's like a completely different world.

I don't know how they live like that. How

do they live like that? It was like

delivering— imagine you're Pac-Man

in a rat's nest of brick terraced houses

with nowhere to park your car. You have to

stop in the middle of the street and just

pray that no one's coming up behind you or

in front of you. It was literally like

delivering in a rat's maze.

I had to— it was all just like grids,

squares, squares, and I was going this way

and that way and then back this way and

then down this way and then back up here

and this. You couldn't do it in like an A

to C, 1, 2, 3 order

because it was like a mess. You had to go

jujujujujuju. It was horrible.

I nearly drove down a dead-end road and I

had to reverse all the way back out.

Nearly hit someone's wing mirror.

I would have hit it if the parking sensors

didn't start beeping,

because you go to the end of the dead-end

cul-de-sac thinking, oh, I'll just do a

U-turn at the end. You can't— so creepy.

I didn't even notice. Pushkin's just

sitting there staring at me. He's so

creepy recently. Why does he just follow

me up and sit there? And then he stares at

me. Weird.

Yeah, so he goes to the dead end, end of

the road cul-de-sac, thinking you can turn

around, but they didn't build like a

little room where you can turn around. It

literally just ends. There's parked cars

on either side, and your only option is to

reverse all the way back down.

Horrible place. I don't know,

did they build it in like the 1800s?

I hate it. Every time I get sent to

Cheddington, I'm like, oh my god,

no. Everywhere smells like weed.

Half the places I delivered to smelled

like weed when the door opened. This one

guy came out of his door, he looked like

the anime man on drugs. He had like long

black hair, black beard, looked kind of

orangey.

I'm sorry, I'm just whining about my

Amazon block that I just finished. It was

a 3.5-hour block. They boosted the rate up

to £72. Pretty damn good. Usually they

only pay £58 for a 3.5-hour block. They

paid £72, and I got 4 more blocks booked

tomorrow, 1 PM and 6, and then Monday,

1 PM and 5, all paying roughly £70.

So this week I'm gonna get— I'm gonna make

nearly £600. If I get Tuesday blocks

too, I'll make well over 600. I'm loaded.

I just hope I don't get stabbed in one of

these shithole places. Giddingham is one

of the top 5 most dangerous towns in Kent.

I wonder what the top number one dangerous

Everywhere smells like weed. I don't get

it. Why do poor people like to smoke weed

so much? And then I had one delivery in

the town center. I saw the police. The

police were standing there to keep order.

It's so sad. On a Saturday night in

English towns, there's always police

standing around. Without the police, it's

like they're going to erupt in gang

violence and start stabbing each other. I

can't imagine this in Japan. In Japan,

The town— I mean, there are no towns, but

the city bits, nightlife bits, always so

peaceful, and everyone's there to have a

good time, and it feels safe. In the UK,

you gotta have police with guard dogs and

police dogs there just so people didn't—

don't start fighting each other. And then

gangs of kids, teenagers, were roaming

around making stupid noises. I got scared,

I ran back to my car, quickly left.

Why are English people like this?

Something very wrong with this country.

I just don't know why that entire area is

shit. It's called Medway. It's the

small towns south of the River Thames,

south of London. So it's like Chatham,

Gillingham, Stroud, Rochester, and they're

all horrible,

horrible seaside towns

around dockyards that probably were

used during the British Empire times to

load the ships and then bring in the

slaves. And then all the people lived

around the area just did stuff like

Sailing, scrubbing the decks,

making the cannonballs,

selling the slaves. It was a horrible

Oh wait, I forgot my tea.

Are there pubs there? Yeah, but to be

honest, everywhere smells like curry. It

smelled like curry and kebab and

spices. Didn't really feel very Englishy.

One thing I hate about doing Amazon Flex

is the chances of them sending me to

Medway are unfortunately

higher than I would like. It really is a

dice roll where you get sent.

I don't know why they live like that. I'm

sure everyone's got jobs. Well, not

everyone, but most people have jobs. They

work hard, they work full-time, they make

money. Why does the place never get any

better? Why can't they just stop turning

it into a shithole? Why can't they fix it

up or something? What are they doing with

Roads full of potholes. Houses look like

they're making— the houses look like they

were made in, I don't know,

the 1800s or something when they had

chimney sweeps.

Need to bomb it all, knock it all down,

start again.

Weird to talk about poor people when you

have a negative net worth. Yeah, well, I

guess that proves the point, doesn't it?

It's not how much money you have.

You can give those people a million

pounds, but they'll just end up buying

booze and weed and then stab each other on

the streets. They'll never change.

I am not gonna do Amazon Flex anymore in

the evening after I've paid

off my credit card. I'm just gonna make

enough to pay off my credit card, and then

I'm not doing dark nighttime shifts

Yeah, and then there was this one-way

street, uh, the Amazon Flex map sent me.

It said turn left, so I see the blue line,

I think. So it's got like 2 lefts. So I

think the first left is just a car park or

something for the shops. I'll take the

second left. It turns out the second left

was the one-way street coming the other

way. So I go in there, everyone starts

horning at me. One man shakes his head at

me. Why do people get so pissed when you

drive down the wrong way on a one-way

street? I'm not in the way. There's plenty

of room for you to go around me. Okay,

I'm in the wrong way on the one-way

street. Shut up and let me either move

forwards or turn around. They're all like

shaking their heads at me, honking at me.

One guy was like pointing that way. Okay,

I get it. Get out of my fucking way.

God, if the police saw me, I would have

been fined again. I really hate

Dillingham. It was a really stupid one-way

street, but bunch of shops here, uh,

one road for going forwards, and then

there was like a car park with only room

for one line of cars like that. And then

on the other side of those cars was the

right part of the street where you drive

the other way. What's the point of that?

Why didn't they just put the car park in

front of the shops and then just have a

normal 2-way, 2-lane road. So I actually

went the wrong way down the one-way

street, got horned at by about 6 people,

and then I waited until they left and I

just carried on going the wrong way down

the street until the 2 separate streets

merged again. And then I had a quick look

over the blind spot, went back in the left

lane. No one saw. And I was like, fuck you

all, fuck your one-way street. I'm going

the wrong way down the one-way street.

What are you going to do about it, stupid

Gillingham? Poor stupid people.

Fuck off. Fucking Gillingham.

Everyone smells like weed and they're all

stupid.

As long as I'm not blocking the way, I

don't see the problem of me going the

wrong way down a one-way street. Are they

like trying to warn me, or are they pissed

or something? Is your mum still alive?

Oh, thanks. Yeah, I'll get to my mum in a

minute. I just need to blow off steam

about this really annoying shift. It all

went fine apart from when I went the wrong

way down the wrong one-way street.

Wait, Sunny's messaging me. She said

there's a meteor storm.

The moon is really bright.

Oh yeah, me and Sunny are good now. We

patch things up.

It's so weird. I don't get it. Why is

it the nearer to London you get, the more

horrible the areas are? The further away

from London you get, the nicer and nicer

the area gets.

It felt so good when I finished my shift.

I punched in coordinates back home and

I was like, get me out of this shithole.

Jesus Christ, couldn't wait. As soon as I

got on that big road out of the town,

I was like, freedom! M20 motorway,

here I come. I got back into kind of

the Maidstone area and I felt like I was

in a different world. Madestone area is so

much nicer than the Medway area.

And then you leave Madestone, head towards

Dover where my house— well, my house is

not in Dover, but my house is on the way

to Dover. So you take the Dover-bound

motorway M20 and it's just so nice.

Doing Amazon Flex really makes you realize

where the shit place is and where the nice

Just feels so high class and

full of— not full of, but more,

much more nicer people.

Well, it's weird, you know, all the towns

and cities are where all the businesses

and shops are, all the people spending the

money. You think that's where all the

money is, so it would be nice, but it's

all rubbish. It's all horrible, and it's

got all the horrible people living there

too, all the drug dealers and weed-smoking

people.

Hello,

Poppy. I'm fine, don't worry about me.

Who's Poppy? Oh no, Poppy came on asking

you. Oh, oh,

Poppy in the chat. I wasn't even reading

Yeah, so I don't understand why the towns

have all the horrible people and the poor

people and it's rubbish and underdeveloped

when that's where all the money is.

Yeah, my mom's fine. So I woke up in

the morning, 6:00 AM, had to take my mom

to the hospital.

And then I had to wait about— I think I

waited about 4 hours in the hospital

because the appointment started around 8

and we didn't leave until about 1. So

yeah, 3 hours I just sat in the— I thought

I was gonna do a stream. I couldn't be

bothered, I was too tired.

I felt so sleepy.

So I just sat in the waiting room for 3

hours on my phone.

I thought I was going to do a Morrison's

vlog, but I had to cancel it because it

was taking longer than I thought it would.

And also I had to take my mum back home

straight away because she was really tired

I didn't realize it would be such a big— I

didn't realize she would be so out of

it after the procedure,

because last time we had the same

procedure done 2 years ago, and I drove

when I was still doing lessons, I think.

Or was it after I passed?

I think it was after I passed. It was the

first time I drove after passing. My

sister came as well and I drove us to the

hospital, but for some reason that time I

didn't use the motorway. I drove through

the town centre. Now I know you can get

the motorway into Maidstone using

different roundabouts, so I

always avoid the town centre if I can.

So if I'm at the warehouse and I need to

go anywhere, I'd always just use the

motorway instead of going through the

town. But I got— for

some reason I got sent through the town

center last time,

and, um, seemed fine back then. Feels like

it was worse this time.

And then they, they gave her painkillers.

I don't know what it was, maybe morphine.

It was like a drip feed into her arm. I

don't know what it was, maybe it was

morphine, but it made her go all weird,

like she was drunk or something. And she

kept saying to me, Daniel, I can see

things moving on the wall. And she kept

saying she could see things moving, like

hallucinating,

and her speech was all slurred. Yeah,

it was a colonoscopy to remove polyps.

She had a polyp removed, so now

they're going to examine the polyp, see if

it's got cancer, and they're going to

contact us in 2 weeks.

So she couldn't drive, I had to drive her

back home and there.

Yep, this is the mid-phase of life.

Settling down, making money, looking after

parents.

I'm scared. I don't want to get a

colonoscopy. They put the thing up your

And you need someone to drive you there

because you're not allowed to drive

yourself because they drug you up.

Now I'm scared. Because I eat a lot of

food that would give you a polyp, like

processed food, red meat. Oh, the black

cat's out there! Oh, quick, I want to see

if my laser pen can scare it.

Where's it gone?

I lost it. Damn black cat,

it's too black. It just disappeared into

the shadows. I really want to

mess with the neighbor's cat, see if it

chases it. Damn it.

Yeah, so I spent 4 hours in the hospital.

Um, I thought I was going to do an Amazon

block after I dropped her back home. I

asked the doctor, is it okay if she stays

alone at home. And the doctor was like,

no, you have to stay with her.

You can't go to work. And I said,

oh, okay. She said, didn't, didn't she

tell you? I said, no.

But then we got home and she seemed fine,

so I took an Amazon block anyway.

I think the doctors just overreact.

Overcautious just so they don't get sued

for negligence.

I don't see why I need to stay at home.

My mum's fine. She was just— she just went

to sleep and rested.

Which is a bit annoying because I

cancelled the 2 PM one, and then instead

of doing that one, I got a 5 PM one. I

would have preferred to have done the 2 PM

one.

I cancelled it because I thought, wow,

she looks really bad, but then the drugs

wore off and then she returned to normal.

Yeah,

it was a long day.

Came home, had lunch, played some Path of

Exile 2, and then went out for the Amazon

block.

Did I try Helldivers update? No,

got bored of it. They got zombies in it

now or something. Yeah,

it's weird. It's like learning to drive 2

years ago and passing my test ended up

leading to this point where it's actually

useful, even though I didn't learn to

drive for this purpose. I learned to drive

to try and get a girlfriend. I thought if

I learned to drive and get a car, women

will find me more attractive and then I

can go on dates. That was back in 2022.

That was the whole reason.

But now I'm using it to make money and

also for other reasons.

Oh, I've got 2 more days. I might take

Tuesday off. I got double shift Sunday and

Monday. Just gotta power through it,

and then maybe Tuesday I'll probably rest.

Unless I can get a sneaky 1 PM.

Yeah, hopefully it's not cancerous.

The doctor said it didn't look cancerous,

it looked okay, but they have to see

what's on the inside with the microscope.

Micro— Scop— scop— I couldn't say the

word endoscopy. I was like,

endoscopy,

endoscopy. Weird word.

I feel so tired, like my brain is floating

in my head.

Does Sunny not know I got pulled over by

the police? Because she hasn't said

anything about it. 'Cause we were kind of

fighting when it happened.

Maybe I'll just tell her now. I got pulled

over by the police there too, a few weeks

ago.

They put the sirens on.

I think we were having another falling out

back when that— I think that was over the—

because I talked about Pia on the

livestream.

You're gonna be rich soon. Yeah, first

week I made 620, second week I made 486,

this week I'm looking to make about 550.

December is looking pretty good. And then

we just need the one last week. I don't

know if I'm going to work on Christmas

and then I'm done, and then I'm just going

to take it easy, just do nice 1 PM shifts

in the daylight.

Even with my new glasses, I find driving

at night, things look I

don't know, it's not that they're not

sharp, it's just that my eyes are slow

to change focal lengths. Shifting from

looking out at the road to at my sat

nav and then back to the road again, it's

like there's lag. Maybe it's just

me being old.

Did I get Sunny a Christmas present?

Yeah, I got it here.

I hope she's not gonna say it's rubbish.

I don't know if she would like it. I think

she would. Oh,

thanks, Matthew Stone.

Sorry for joking around in the chat, Dan.

I wish your mum all the best and please

look after her. Spend this tenner on some

chocs. Other treat for her?

I got her a Christmas present. It's the

biggest one under the tree.

I got my dog washing hosepipe thing too.

It seems okay. I need to try it on my car.

It's not— I mean, the water doesn't come

gushing out. It just kind of— it's

like urine pissing out,

but 4 streams of it.

Sunny went to sleep.

Okay, now I can focus on the stream.

Daniel is not spending that on her.

You never know. I don't know what's going

to happen to that. Exact £10, I'm not

going to get it until January. All the

money I make in December, I don't get

until the end of January. The money I'll

get in December is the money I made in

November. Gotta wait a whole month.

Who is Sunny? She's my new girl.

It's weird being back at the hospital.

It's the same hospital my dad died in.

It's weird being there alone. Sister

didn't come because she, she's sick. I

think she caught a cold, so my sister

didn't come this time. Chihiro's not here,

obviously. And then my mum was

having the procedure, so I was just

sitting in the hospital alone. It felt

kind of weird. Yeah, I hated

that place. 2019, my dad was sick for

about— was it over 2 weeks before he

finally— they switched the machines

off. They said, we've given him every—

everything we've got. Nothing is helping

him. We have to now make a decision to

switch off the machines.

I think that was the hospital I was born

in too. Probably going to die there.

Why can't they make hospitals cozy?

They're always so sterile and White walls,

ugly furniture. Can't they have like a

nice fireplace, some carpet, sofas?

I don't know why people would want to work

Good thing they do, otherwise we'd be

screwed, but I would not want to work in a

hospital surrounded by death. And the jobs

they have to do are so horrible. Like,

you'll clean people's naked bodies and do

weird surgeries and weird operations.

You probably end up seeing so much naked

stuff, makes you— doesn't it make you feel

weird about sex?

It's like you work in a chicken farm, you

get sick and tired of eating eggs because

you see so many every day.

Yeah, it was mostly immigrants, like

mostly Indian people.

Do I know where Rochester is? Yeah, it's a

horrible place as well. Just like

Gillingham, same vibes, same terraced

houses, narrow streets, parked cars on

either side. I can't imagine being those

people waking up in the morning, got to go

to work, you've got to now pull your car

out of the side of the street when you're

packed in there with cars in front and

behind you, and you come home at night,

everyone's got to do a reverse park,

parallel park.

Why don't they just leave? Why do they

stay there?

Why did they plan the town to be so

cramped? Surely it wouldn't have been the

end of the world if they just put a little

garage next to each house.

It wouldn't make the town that much— it

wouldn't make the space that much less,

would it? Or at least put like

a roundabout bit on the end of the

cul-de-sac so you can go to the end of the

cul-de-sac and then turn the car around.

The person who designed all these Medway

towns, they need a slap in the face.

Maidstone's not that bad compared to

Ginningham and Rochester. Maidstone, I've

never seen just packed up cars left and

right. And there's only room for one car

in the middle to go down. Nowhere to

give way unless there's an empty parking

space. I've never seen a dead-end

cul-de-sac where there's no little

roundabout bit. All the cul-de-sacs in

Maidstone have an end road where at the

end of the road it's like a spoon, like

the stem of the spoon, and then it gets

big in a circle, and there you can turn

the car around. That doesn't exist in

Gillingham. The road just ends and you

can't turn the car around. You've got to

reverse back down. Horrible town design.

So what I do now is I zoom in on the map

to see if it's a dead end, and then I just

park the car on the corner because usually

you can park— because usually there's

double yellow lines to prevent people

parking on the corner, so I just park on

the corner on the yellow lines. Imagine

doing Amazon Flex in London. I don't know

how they do it. Where do you park? Do you

see Amazon Flex— I mean Amazon Prime vans

in London? It must be terrible.

Doing Amazon Flex isn't too bad here

because I'd say 7

out of 10 of the places around the

warehouse are quite nice.

Bearstead, Westmorling,

Coxheath— anywhere southwest or east

of Maidstone is not bad. Quite spaced

out, spacious house, house areas.

Amazon Flex on a bike. Where are you going

to put all the parcels? In a massive

backpack or get like a little trailer that

they have in China?

Did I pursue Sunny? What, in the recent

patching things up?

Basically, I just gave a few days to calm

down and then She apologized to me and I

said, that's okay. And then I said, if,

if you think everything's fine in person

but the only problem is with our texting,

then it's not really the end of the world,

is it? If things when we're together

in person are great, then isn't that the

most important thing? And then I'll try

and work on my texting skills, I guess.

And then I told her, I told her that— I

told her that I'm just not very good at

initiating conversation and I'm not very,

not a very good communicator.

And it's not because I'm not interested in

you or don't like you, it's just because

I'm not very good at conversing. And just

because I talk a lot on livestream doesn't

mean I'm a good converser. It just means

I'm good at rambling on and on and on by

myself, ignoring the chat. But when

it comes to actually having a

conversation, I'm not very good at it.

That's why I really enjoyed doing YouTube,

is because I never had anyone to talk

to. I never had anyone to share my

thoughts with. I never had friends. That I

would just chat to. So when I discovered

YouTube and I could just rant about

anything I wanted to, I felt like this is

the most amazing thing ever.

Problem is, I ranted and rambled too much

about things that you should never tell

anyone, and then everyone started hating

me. The whole game of YouTube

is, hey guys, I'm this great, amazing,

likable person who's done nothing wrong in

his life. Please love me and Give me money

and watch my videos because I'm so amazing

and great. That's boring. I want

to talk about everything. I don't just

want to sit here trying to convince you

all that I'm this great, perfect, amazing

role model.

Obviously, that would have been better for

my YouTube career, but I just couldn't do

it. I tried to do it for a few years. It

drove me crazy. The whole charade.

And now I'm like, oh, I don't give a fuck.

Yeah, I did this, I did that, whatever.

It killed my channel, but at least now

I've got freedom to talk about whatever I

want to without having to worry about, oh

no, people are not gonna like me.

Really don't care.

It's so boring having to do YouTube when

you need to protect your reputation and

credibility, and you gotta be careful

about how everything you say is correct so

your credibility doesn't get damaged and

people take you seriously. Because if you

keep giving the wrong opinions, then

people don't take you seriously anymore.

You watch Asmongold, he's so like

desperate to explain how all of his points

are correct. And then anytime he gets

questioned on one of his takes, he gets

all defensive and he's like, oh quick,

I've got to explain why I'm right and

you're wrong. Because his whole popularity

and success as a streamer relies on people

thinking that he gives good takes.

But that's so boring, having to constantly

defend yourself against people trying to

criticize your opinions.

I don't care if my takes don't make any

sense or they sound rubbish. That's just

what I believe in, or it's how

I feel. It doesn't

have to make sense. It's like religion.

How long do you think you and Sunny will

last? I don't know.

Um, because we've had some pretty big

arguments and we've gotten through them.

I think if she just has better

understanding of my ways, she would get

less upset.

Yeah, it's kind of a relief I can now just

be myself and not pretend to be this

YouTuber guy.

I don't have to hide anything now. Uh,

there goes the camera.

What great timing.

The app's crashing.

Wait, I bet so many big YouTubers would

love to be able to do what I do, but they

can't because it will ruin their channel

and then the money will stop coming in.

I can't open this stupid app.

And Chris Broad's new video, I didn't

watch it, but I can imagine what it's

about. He's basically just bashing MrBeast

now. As if Chris is any better. He only

makes videos to put his stupid sponsored

ad in the middle of it. It's like he only

bothers to get out the camera and

make a video because he got a sponsor

offer that probably paid him like $50,000.

So now he's thinking, I really want the

$50,000 sponsor money. I took the deal.

Now I got to make a video to put the

sponsor in. What should I do? I know,

uh, 12 top 10 ramen

shops in Tokyo.

He doesn't make videos for sponsors.

Yeah, he does. What do you mean? Every

single video has a sponsorship in it.

He's obviously only making the video

because he got a sponsorship.

Every time it's always like, oh, Sakura

box, this whatever Japanese

thing.

All Chris cares about is money as well.

It's not like he's any better.

No, I never liked MrBeast anyway. His

video is always rubbish, stupid clickbait

with his stupid dumb AI-generated

thumbnails with his stupid smiling face,

exact same smiling face in every thumbnail

with a super AI-generated looking

thumbnail. And then his stuff is always

weird, like,

it's always really over

the top. Driving 1,000 Lamborghinis

into the ocean or some stupid thing like

that. Basically every one of his videos is

just, how can I do something really

meaningless and pointless and waste

millions of dollars doing it? Whilst

trashing something.

What silly pointless thing can I do that

costs loads of money next?

Building the biggest underground village

using only Minecraft picks.

I don't know why he's so big. He's really

boring. He's like this robotic

AI-generated YouTuber guy,

MrBeast.

I'm so jealous of Asmongold though,

because he just sits there on his

livestream watching other people's content

and then reacts to it. Whilst having

40,000 viewers. He showed his earnings

recently, didn't he? He made like $92,000

in one week from Twitch subs,

and then he clips it and puts it on his

YouTube channel and gets like a million

views. And it's just him watching other

people's content, pausing it, and then

doing like a moment of silence with a

silly face. It would just be like he'd

pause it and then he'll be like With

his twitching eyebrows, and then he'll

give his opinion on it. Wish I could do

I did watch his 3-hour-long Gaming Awards

video on YouTube though, to be honest.

I'd rather watch him watching the Gaming

Awards than just watch the Gaming Awards,

because the Gaming Awards on its own is

not interesting enough for me.

Gaming Awards plus Asmongold's commentary

made it more interesting. The winner of

Game of the Year, I've never even heard of

that game before. Astro Boy or something.

Astro Bot. There were so many Japanese

game developers that went on stage to say

thanks. And when they talked in Japanese,

they all said the same thing, like, oh,

I'm so honored to be here, it's such a

great privilege to be on this show.

And then the translator had to translate

it, and I thought the translator

wouldn't even need to speak Japanese,

they can just guess what he's saying and

then make up a load of stuff. Like,

I've never won— it's never been more of a

privilege and honor to win this award.

Thanks everyone. Ba ba ba.

Hideo Kojima didn't even bother to speak

English. Oh, they brought Harrison Ford on

as well. As if Harrison Ford gives a damn

about gaming. Imagine Harrison Ford even

caring slightly about games. He's so old

now. He was like Biden. He speaks so

slowly and his words are so slurred.

He should not be on TV anymore.

He's like 84 now. I wonder how much money

they paid him.

I don't like these actors like Johnny Depp

and Harrison Ford because they don't seem

to care. Johnny Depp never watches the

movies he's in. When he's on interviews,

they ask him, so have you watched the

movie? And he's like, no, why would I

watch the movie that I was paid millions

of dollars to be be in. I'm not an idiot.

At least show some interest in the

projects. Who is Dave Gibson? You're being

paid to be in. I don't like Johnny Depp.

Harrison Ford's like that as well. He

seems to hate Star Wars. And Harrison— I

mean, he hates Han Solo, doesn't he, the

character? But he seems to love his

character Indiana Jones,

and he just sounds so unenthusiastic,

like he doesn't care about gaming or Star

Wars. Shouldn't have given

him all that success and money. Oh,

thanks, Matthew. Who's Dave Gibson? He is

my mum's partner.

Every time Harrison Ford is on an

interview or he's on the TV He's like,

he's got this attitude, this arrogance,

like he thinks he's so good because he's

being paid millions of dollars to just sit

there whilst he actually doesn't care

about anything he's in. I don't like

Harrison Ford.

The only good thing about Harrison Ford

was he used to be very handsome. My sister

had a massive crush on him. My sister used

to watch— when she was a teenager, she

would watch Indiana Jones and Star Wars

back to back over and over again because

Harrison Ford was in it. He looked kind of

dorky in Star Wars, but he did look kind

of handsome in Indiana Jones with his

little beard and his hat.

Isn't Bruce Willis nearly about to die?

He looks really rough. He got dementia and

something, aphasia.

Really sad how Bruce Willis turned out

after being in all those iconic movies.

He's reduced to being a vegetable.

Why didn't Dave go to the hospital? I

think he had work today. Also, I don't

think my mum would have wanted him to see

her in that state.

It's not really glamorous.

Yeah, so I watched the Gaming Awards.

There was new Elden Ring thing which

looked rubbish. I don't even understand,

was it developed,

co-developed with Bandai and then making

it into a Monster Hunter game. It sounds

stupid. The gameplay looked exactly like

Elden Ring. How's anyone excited over

that? Oh, there was this funny game.

I took a screenshot of it and I sent it to

Sunny because I thought, that's what I do

for a living. There's this game where you

pack, you pack boxes into a cart and

you try and fit all the boxes in the cart

and you try and shut the doors. So it

closes. It's like Amazon Flex the game.

They should get you to drive the car as

well and deliver the boxes. Such a weird

idea, but it seems kind of interesting as

an Amazon Flex driver. I wouldn't mind

playing a game like that. It's kind of

satisfying putting the boxes in the car

and then taking them out one by one, and

then as the hours go by, the mountain of

parcels gets smaller and smaller.

Maidstone's one of the nicer towns in

Kent. Yeah, it's weird because I used to

think Maidstone's rubbish, but now I

realize Maidstone is actually pretty nice

compared to these other towns like

Gillingham, Sittingbourne, Sheerness.

Horrible places. Sittingbourne's terrible.

It's full of these horrible teenage brats.

Roaming the streets.

I feel nervous. I feel like if they see my

face and they see I'm Asian, I'm going to

get abuse. So I, I'm kind of safer in the

dark because I think my Asian features are

less obvious when it's dark.

I feel like I do get racially preyed upon

cuz I'm not white and I look nerdy.

The doctor couldn't believe I was 35. She

said I look like I'm a teenager. Or

20-something.

I just wish I looked a bit tougher. I feel

like these kids, they can sense my

weakness, run back in the car and lock the

door. Now I'm in the car, now I have the

power. I could run you all down, you

little cunts, trying to bully me.

Run it down in my Peugeot.

Apparently stabbing happens quite often in

Gillingham and Chatham. There's a lot of

stabbing. I need to get a stab-proof vest.

I should invest in a stab-proof vest for

my job. Keep getting sent there.

Yesterday was okay. Yesterday was better.

I got sent to West Malling, which is quite

a nice area, to King's Hill, very nice

area. And then today was very

bad luck, but it went smoothly apart from

when I went the wrong way down the one-way

If I was a 6-foot-tall white guy ripped,

no one would mess with me.

Canterbury's not too bad.

Canterbury was quite nice, I thought,

when I did Morrisons there. I haven't been

to Canterbury in ages because I don't get

any Morrisons anymore from there. For some

reason, the Morrison blocks all dried up.

Barely get any Morrisons now.

Imagine doing blackface as defense

mechanism. I think the problem is my hair.

I need to shave my head to toughen up.

I need to shave my head and then go

blackface. And get lenses,

then I'll look a bit tougher. Get a face

My hair really makes me look effeminate

and boyish, but I like my hair.

I'm not balding, what are you talking

about? Everyone's always

said I got loads of hair. I'm not balding.

What are you talking about? Are you

stupid? Fucking idiot. Not balding

at all.

Yeah, because I'm not balding, so why

would you say I'm balding? Where am I

balding?

What, because you can see my hairline?

Where's the baldness? Look,

it's completely black.

Sunny said I have the most luscious,

thick hair. She's ever seen in a guy. She

said I'm lucky to have my hair.

Yeah, it does make me look kind of soft if

you're working on the streets.

I'm really annoyed because I used to do

night shift at the petrol station and it

felt dangerous because people would come

and rob us shoplift. And then when I quit

that job and I became a YouTuber, I

thought, thank God, I'm never gonna have

to do dangerous work in the night ever

again. I'm safe. Now look at me going

out doing Amazon deliveries at 5

PM when it's pitch black outside, being

sent to the most dangerous towns in Kent.

It's actually worse than the petrol

station. At least at the petrol station I

had coworkers with me and I could call the

police quickly. Now I'm all on my own on

the dark streets of Ginningham carrying

hundreds of pounds worth of goods in my

car, which could get robbed if someone

wants to risk robbing a car full of Amazon

packages.

It actually got worse. I feel like I'm

risking my life just to make chump change

from Amazon.

I hope I don't get stabbed one day. I'm

only going to do it for another 2 weeks

and then I'm done.

It's not fun walking around

in the dark and dangerous parts of Kent.

Don't defend the goods.

Yeah, if they want to steal it and take

all the parcels Then at least I don't have

to deliver them. I'll just message Amazon,

hey, I got robbed, sorry. And then Amazon

gives me a penalty. 50 parcels

undelivered, your standard is at risk.

How's it my fault I got robbed? Maybe if

you didn't send me to shitholes. You

should profile us drivers. No, you send

6-foot-tall drivers to Gillingham.

Imagine if you're a woman doing this. It

would be even scarier.

You could steal it yourself and lie.

Yeah, just say, whoops, everything's gone,

got stolen. Actually, it's at my house.

I don't know what they do then.

There's nothing of value there anyway.

It's like dog food,

random photo album book, some paper,

uh, maybe a pair of scissors. I delivered

30— I delivered 47 parcels

today and it was all junk. Nothing was

worth anything for there to be a password.

Required. Yeah, but the people in

Gillingham are probably so broke and poor

they would think it's worth stealing a bag

of dog food. They'll be like, oh, don't

have to pay for dog food this week, can

buy beer and weed instead.

That's all they do with the money, just

buy booze and drugs and

fish and chips.

What, they eat the dog food? Are they that

desperate?

Just 2 more weeks and then I'm done. I'm—

after December, I'm just gonna do the

1 PM shifts, no more 5 PM shifts.

Until at least summer when it gets bright

It really is soul-destroying having to do

a double block. I've got 2 more to do.

Monday— Sunday and Monday afternoon

and evening blocks. Just get it done.

When did we start using the term cereal?

I think it was in 2017 when the

adpocalypse happened. And then all my

videos were getting demonetized because I

was talking about sex and cum all the

time. Almost all my videos back then were

just like, hey guys, I had sex with

Japanese girl and I came inside her.

That was like all my content back then.

And everything was getting demonetized

because stupid Logan Paul scared off the

advertisers. And then YouTube introduced

The, the review system.

No, they introduced the demonetization

system. So before that, everything was

green. There was no such thing as a yellow

dollar sign. It was only green, and you

could do and say anything you wanted, and

it would always just be green. And then

stupid Logan Paul came along,

ruined it all, and then YouTube introduced

the yellow thing that would happen if you

say something unsavory, which is basically

all my content.

So I started saying cereal instead of sex

to try and avoid it, and it worked. The

algorithm didn't know I was talking about

sex, and I could continue talking about

sex without having to say the word sex.

But now I can say sex a lot. And it

doesn't matter. They really improved it so

it doesn't— it's not so sensitive anymore

like it used to be. It used to be really

sensitive. Now I

can say sex as much as I want.

Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex,

sex, sex, sex.

Cereal. It was funny though, because I'd

voice— I'd dub myself, I'd voiceover

myself saying cereal and copy and paste it

so each soundbite of cereal was the same

sound and tone.

People used to find my videos really

funny.

Serial killer.

It's actually insane that I'm

making $30 to $40 per stream,

even though the streams are getting like

2K views now.

They're only getting 2 to 3K views, but

they're making as much money as a 10K view

video would make.

And then I use other code words like

cheesecake The Cheesecake Factory and

also business trip.

Don't really need code words anymore. I

never have problems with getting

demonetized now. Sometimes it

happens, but then I change the title of

the livestream and it goes green again.

It's weird.

Oh yeah, the pineapple pizza thing,

because I was scared if I talked about

gyro, the police would come for me again.

So then I thought, if I say pineapple

pizza, I can say, oh, I'm not talking

about gyro, I'm talking about pizza. And

then my viewers would be intelligent

enough to figure out what I'm talking

about without me having to say it.

Let's just say I'm not allowed pineapple

on my pizza anymore. I was so scared

the police were going to come knocking

again. I got so scared I actually left

the guesthouse and went to an Apple Hotel

for a week. And I just hid out in the

Apple Hotel, even though I doxxed which

Apple Hotel I was in and they could come

and find me anyway. So it was all

pointless. But it was nice being at Apple

Hotel again. Had a nice bath every night.

Really is nice having a bath. In Japan,

but for some reason when I come home to

the UK, I never have a bath even though we

have one. I don't know why I only have

baths in Japan. It was so relaxing.

I put the bubbles in as well.

But when I'm in the UK, I just don't

really want to have a bath. It's weird.

I thought the stalker guy would just be

standing there on the street looking

really creepy,

waiting for me outside my Apple Hotel.

It was nice though. I like Apple Hotel.

Do you remember that song on the TV? It

was like a cartoon with a cat and a boy or

a girl. Ne ne ne ne

ne ne. 面白いでしょ? It was something

like that.

That was so catchy. And then I'd

get a bento and a beeru and then have a

bathu. Good times.

But the annoying thing about Apple Hotel

is they come into the room to clean every

3 days, and you can't tell them to go

away. I kept saying, I don't need

cleaning. They kept insisting. They said,

it's the rules, we have to clean. So I was

like, okay, clean then, and I just stood

in the hallway waiting for them to finish

cleaning whilst this cleaner woman was

like bending over my bed changing the

sheets that I cummed all over. I didn't

want— really want my bedsheets changed.

It wasn't that smelly or anything.

Luckily I picked up all the C-U-M tissues.

But it's kind of annoying when you just

want to relax and then the cleaners come

knocking. They have to clean every few

days for sanitary and hygiene reasons,

to not let the rooms get too dirty.

It's weird because I didn't see any of

those Amazon Prime vans in Gillingham. Do

you think they don't get sent to those

areas because the van's too big? Maybe the

van gets— maybe the vans get the nicer

routes, spaced out residential

housing areas, and then the Amazon Flex

drivers get all the shit routes like

farms, town centers.

You never see an Amazon big van delivering