Why i had to Leave Malaysia -(

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So I'm back in England.

I think I'm sick.

Hold on,

texting my Thai girl.

Okay, so I'm back in England.

Seeing as no one really seemed to care

about me being in Malaysia,

um, I decided not

to upload the last 2 videos. I had 2 more

videos that I edited and uploaded in

Malaysia, but the Malaysia videos were

getting such bad views, I decided it's

best not to. I had one video that I made

in a cat cafe in Malaysia, and then I had

another one about something, can't

remember now, but people just didn't

really seem interested, so Gonna

scrap those videos, unfortunately. I might

just upload a few clips onto Instagram

from them instead. They were kind of

boring anyway. It was just me stroking

cats. I don't think anyone cares.

So any questions about Malaysia? Let me

see. Would I move to Australia?

No. So at one of the hotels in Malaysia,

there was a bunch of Australian people and

I never really realized how much I hate

Australian people. They were so

irritating, these Australians.

And then now that I think about it, I

think in my entire life I've only ever met

one Australian guy. Not the one that fucks

my ex-wife. Shit, I wasn't supposed to

swear. Gonna get demonetized.

How long has it been? 1 minute 30. Oh no,

not supposed to swear in the first few

Let me check my monetization. Also, my

voice is really weak because I think I'm

sick. Okay,

we're still green.

Yeah, I only ever met one Australian guy

at a guest house and he was nice,

well-spoken, educated. But then these

Australian people at the hotel were so

irritating. They were like I guess

Australians' versions of chavs. They had

mullets, they had like blonde hair like

Crocodile Dundee's grandchildren, actual

mullets like it was the '70s. And they

were like trying to drown each other in

the swimming pool and they spoke so loudly

and irritatingly.

I never realized how irritating the

Australian accent can be. It's like that

stereotype of Australians is actually

true. So I don't like Australian people,

not those ones anyway. Oh,

my voice is so weak, I've been sick.

Yeah, this Shangri-La at Penang had these

stupid Australian— I'm guessing they were

teenagers because, um,

they seem pretty young. But then I'm

always shocked at how— I'm always shocked

at how mature and big masculine-looking

teenage white teenage boys are. They look

like they're in their 20s, but then

they're 16.

So for that reason, I would never go to

Australia.

They just sound so annoying.

Oh, what's that? A wasp outside my window.

Why are people bringing the mullet back?

I even saw iDubbbz with a mullet. It looks

so bad. The stupid rat tails at the back

and the weird shaved sides. People say my

hairstyle looks bad. At least it's not a

Yeah, so I had a really nice time in

Malaysia. Unfortunately,

content-wise, it was just kind of

lacking in luster and not up to my

viewers' standards. There were no girls,

there was no drama. My mum and sister

didn't want to be in the videos. I managed

to twist my mum's arm a little bit to be

in some of them, but even then it still

got crap views. I got a rickshaw video

which I thought was pretty funny and

entertaining, 5K views.

I just don't know what to do anymore.

I guess without a wife and without like

the relationship dynamic, the video is

just not that interesting anymore.

But I feel like— excuse me— I feel like

compared to the previous Malaysia trip,

Did a lot more stuff, had a lot more fun.

We rode on those electric motorbikes,

went to— I had a Thai massage with

my mum. That was quite fun, but I didn't

film it. And what else happened?

Oh, I met that cousin again. Do you

remember back in 2018 I had I don't know

if he's my cousin or my nephew. He's my

cousin's son, and at the time he was 14

years old. And when he found out about my

YouTube channel back then, he was a bit

rude about it, and I made a video roasting

him, remember? And it was really awkward

because he was there at the family

get-togethers, and now he's like 18, so

he's grown up a lot, and I tried my best

to avoid him My mum tricked me into coming

down when he and his family were here at

the apartment. So I was pretty pissed off,

as you can imagine. I don't like being

tricked into coming out. He was there and

he apologized to me and I was like, don't

worry about it, it's okay. But I was still

really pissed off because my mum tricks me

into coming downstairs. So I

went back up to my room and then next The

next day we had a family final family

dinner to say goodbye, and he was there

again, which I knew. And it was really

awkward because I didn't know what to do.

But then he came over to me, which was

very surprising. I'm surprised he had the

guts to come up to me because most of my

relatives, they I think they're scared of

me. Some of them come up to me and they

say hi, Daniel. But most of them just kind

of. Don't even come up to me because I

look like— I look like I don't want to be

disturbed. But he came up to me and he

said sorry again, and we talked

it out, I guess. So it was

nice to get that resolved, I guess. I was

never expecting to see him again, so I

didn't think I'd go to Malaysia again. So

every time I leave Malaysia, I think to

myself, I'm never going to go to Malaysia

again. It's too hot, it's too much stress,

and then I end up going again.

What did he say about your channel? I

can't really remember what he said

exactly. He just said something like that

it, it's silly and I should get a job,

and aren't I ashamed of being

a clown on YouTube?

Which at the time I was pretty— I used to

get pretty triggered when people told me

to get a job and that YouTube wouldn't

work out because I was fixated

on the idea of becoming a YouTuber. So

people telling me to stop doing it really

pissed me off back then.

It still pisses me off, to be honest,

actually. I don't—

I don't want to get a job. I want to do

YouTube. That's what I want to do. I don't

want to work for a company. I want to make

content and I want to get views. That's

what I want to do in life, even if I suck

at it. I'd rather do something I suck at

than I mean, I'd rather do something I

suck at that I want to do instead of doing

something I don't want to do and still

Did I take Malaysia Airlines back? Yeah,

I did. Malaysia Airlines is quite nice,

not a bad airline.

Stock market's open. Ah, the stock

market's so dumb now. It never goes up,

it just goes down, then it's flat. So

boring.

Should have gone to Philippines and

Thailand. Let's just face it, nothing I do

is gonna get views. I could go to the moon

and And people still won't care. It will

still just get like 5K views, won't it? I

could go to North Korea and marry Kim

Jong-un and it'll still get 5 effing

views, won't it? My channel's done. It's

finished. It's over. At this

point, it doesn't matter what I do. It'll

get the same views, just less and less.

Unless Chihiro came back. I mean, that's

the only way. Unless like another crazy

girl meets me and then wants to make

videos. That's the only way.

Otherwise I gotta do stuff like why Elden

Ring sucks again. So I appreciate the

video ideas, but I feel like nothing

is gonna work.

Unless it's some kind of trending topic

like Elden Ring.

The 100K people that subbed to me,

they're gone. They're just— they're dead

subs. They're ghost subs. They're not

there anymore. They're just like— it's

like dead fish in the pond.

Also, I felt, I felt incredibly depressed

during the Malaysia trip because Chihiro

wasn't there. And then I remember how I

remembered the first Malaysia trip with

Chihiro, my dad, and how much better it

was and how I just

got my Japanese visa, my channel's blowing

up. I just felt like everything was

perfect. And then compared to this trip,

this trip was okay. It just felt lacking

in luster. No girlfriends,

no channel blowing up.

Just felt like it was missing something.

Why did I have to leave? Because I didn't

see any reason to stay,

and I wanted to continue doing my driving

lessons. I got I got 2 messages from girls

whilst I was in Malaysia. One girl was in

Penang. She said, welcome to Penang. And

then that was it. She didn't reply. She

didn't ask to meet up. And then this other

girl who lived in Kuala Lumpur, Kuala

Lumpur, she said we could meet up and I

was really excited about it. And then I

got back to Kuala Lumpur and then she

suddenly changes her mind. She's like,

oh, I'm sorry, Daniel. Actually, I'm going

to have to cancel because of blah, blah,

blah, bullshit reason. And then she just

ghosted me. The funny thing is she

messaged me like 4 years ago when I was

married asking to meet up. At that time,

I decided not to meet her because I felt

like it was too risky. Didn't want to get

caught by Chihiro. Just sounds—

sounds like a weird coincidence that she's

also in Malaysia at the same time I was

there. Maybe she was just trolling me

the whole time.

Wait, let me check this.

This Thai girl is extremely needy.

So I went on a driving lesson and I didn't

reply to her for 2 hours. I get back and

she's like blowing up my DMs, all

emotional. We've only been chatting for

like 3 days. So when I was in Manchester

last year, before I got banned on all of

the stupid dating apps, I matched this

Thai girl and I thought she was a scammer

because she looked really pretty and she

wasn't fat. Instantly, whenever I match

anyone who's not fat and isn't ugly, I

start feeling suspicious they might be a

scammer or like a prostitute. So I

matched her and I exchanged WhatsApp

details with her back in December 2021,

but I never really talked to her apart

from just, hey, what's up? And we didn't

really chat. At all. And then I just

randomly messaged her a few days ago after

I got back from Malaysia, and then we

started doing video calls and she's

actually quite nice and she's not fat or

ugly and she seems to like me. So now

we're talking about meeting in Thailand,

which is kind of funny,

but I didn't reply her for a few hours and

now she's like all weird.

So I got to constantly reply to her.

She's 35 and she lives alone and she works

and drives, so checks a lot of— ticks off

a lot of my checkboxes. She hasn't

been in a relationship before. She said

her last relationship was about 2 years

ago and they broke up because her

boyfriend cheated on her.

So annoying because I just got back from

that area. Thailand is right on the border

of Malaysia. I could have just gone over

to the border, but I had to come home to

do my driving lessons. I'm so conflicted

now because now I really want to go to

Thailand to meet her before she changes

her mind. But I got to finish my driving

lessons because I've done 9 lessons now

and I'm getting pretty good. And I've

basically learned everything I need to

learn. I just need to practice now.

I already did the video call. She, she is

who she says she is. She's half

Chinese, so she's not full Thai,

so she doesn't have like the Thai face,

which I'm not a big fan of. So she's more

of a Chinese-looking girl.

Something I noticed about Thai girls is

they're very easy to talk to. You, you

don't have to be careful about coming

across as serious or mature. You can just

like have fun and say silly things And

they also, they also say silly things back

and they sound really cute when they speak

in English. Problem with Japanese women

is, I don't know, they're very easy to

spook. Like, you have to be careful. You

can't, you can't push things too far with

how playful you get when you chat to them.

And Japanese women just seem more mature

than Thai girls do in general. Which makes

it very boring to talk to Japanese women.

I always feel really bored talking to

Japanese women.

There were a lot of cute girls in

Malaysia, but they were all Chinese. Only

the Chinese girls in Malaysia are cute.

The Muslim ones, you can't even see them

because they're covered up. And then the

Indian ones, well, they're Indian. The

main demographics in Malaysia were Malay

people Chinese and Indians. They're

trying— a lot of really hot Chinese girls

there, but then they're Chinese. I don't

like Chinese girls.

Looks-wise, I do like them. It's just

cultural-wise, I'm not a fan

of the Chinese because, because they're

always so serious and they're like, oh, I

gotta be a doctor, I gotta be a lawyer, I

gotta work for Samsung. And then they look

down on entrepreneurs and digital nomads

because they're like, oh, it's not a

proper job. Oh, it's not stable. Oh,

that's like being a porn star. So I never

really liked the Chinese attitude on

things. I don't like,

like, cultural aspects of Chinese people.

I think that's why my relatives in

Malaysia don't really like me much. Some

of them do. And I feel like a lot of them

are very serious. A lot of my Malaysian

relatives, they're like accountants, or

they go to business school, they go to

university. They're very serious and like

hardworking and traditional. They probably

think, oh, he does YouTube.

Oh, he sells nudes. What a joke.

Yeah, better than being a stupid

accountant. Oh, look at me, I'm an

accountant. I calculate numbers. I'm so

fucking good. Stupid, isn't it?

I just don't really feel like I get on

with those types. They're very

accountant-y types.

I hate people who look down on my career

choice. Piss me off. Think they're so much

better. It's because they went to

university. Big fucking

whoop.

Ah!

I think stage 2 of my sickness is

starting. So first you get a sore throat

and then you get a cough. Didn't have the

cough up until now. I had a sore throat,

that's why I've been sucking on these.

Sore throat's not too bad anymore.

So I feel a bit disappointed with the

Malaysian trip because We didn't get to go

to a nice blue sea and swim in the ocean

and see the fish swim around like we did

the first time. We spent 2 nights at

Penang, and Penang's nice and everything,

but the sea was shit. The sea was all

brown and murky, and the waves were so

rough you couldn't really swim in it.

Sorry if I make noises, it's just I get so

phlegmy I need to suck it out.

So I was very disappointed we didn't get

like a beach seaside swimming in the sea

part of the holiday. We spent one day at

Penang and we did a bit of swimming in the

swimming pool and that was okay, but I

wanted to swim in the sea. I wanted to see

fish. And then the rest of the holiday was

mainly just sitting in a car and then

sitting in a restaurant and then drinking

loads. I actually got fat, believe it or

not. My belly started to get fat because I

was drinking so much beer, going to these

food courts where it's like £2 for a meal.

The food is insanely cheap. We go to a

food court and then we just get a load of

food and a load of beers and just sit

there drinking and eating every night.

And my belly was getting fat and bloated.

And every night I felt so uncomfortable

because my stomach was just so full with

food. I felt terrible.

So I'm not going to have any beer for a

while. I think all the beer really makes

my belly fat.

Go to Langkawi. It's funny because we were

planning to go to Langkawi. It was part of

the itinerary, and then my sister randomly

decides not to go, and then we, we decide

to stay in Penang for an extra 2 nights.

It turns out Langkawi is the place where

they have the blue clear seas. Why didn't

we go? She said because it was too tiring

doing too much traveling, which I agree.

It's just, I don't know,

I would have liked to have gone to

Langkawi. And then we ended up not being

able to refund the rooms, so we ended

up— well, I didn't, but she ended up

paying for the rooms even though we didn't

even go there.

I'm not sure if I think

it's a good idea to not go because I would

have hated going on the boat. Last time we

went on these boat ferries to go to Redang

and Perhentian Island the last trip, and

the speedboat journey was horrible. Half

an hour on the sea chopping up and down on

a speedboat, getting splashed in the face.

It was horrible. I felt so sick.

Penang was probably the best hotel, but it

was the most expensive. Where else did we

stay? We stayed in the Sheraton Hotel the

first few nights. That was okay. We just

stayed in so many hotels every 2 nights,

changing hotel. It was very

tiring. And then we went to Genting

Highlands, which is the mountainous area

in Malaysia. And Genting Highlands, we

stayed one night. It was kind of rubbish.

Went there mainly for the casino. And the

casino was so annoying because they

wouldn't let me in. We stayed in

this hotel which was about half an hour

drive away from the casino because all the

casino hotels were fully booked. And I

didn't bring my passport thinking that,

that I looked 33 and I'd be able to get

into a casino without needing ID. I

thought, well, I've got my driving

license, that should be fine.

First, they let me into the casino,

but then we didn't have the special card

you need to cash out your winnings. So we

had to queue up to get the card. We had to

queue up for like 3 hours to get a stupid

card. And then me and my sister couldn't

make a card because we didn't have our

passports. So only my mum could make the

card. And you need the card to be able to

prove that you're not a Muslim, because in

Malaysia Muslims are not allowed to

gamble. So they have all these security

checks to make sure Muslims are not

illegally gambling.

So then my mum managed to make a card for

the casino, but then they wouldn't let me

back in because I didn't have a passport.

They were like, no, no, no, stop. And then

a whole gang of security people jumped on

me, and I showed them my driving license.

I was like, look here, it says 1989, you

stupid fucking idiot. And they were like,

no, no, we need your passport. I don't

have my passport. So then we were planning

to go back to the hotel to get my

passport, but then there was a second

casino. I tried to get in. They let my

sister and her boyfriend go into the

casino, and I was walking with them, and

they stopped me again at the second

casino. But this time, luckily, they

looked at my driving license and they let

me in. So irritating. Don't I look 33?

They think I don't look 21.

I'm oldest out of all of them, my sister

and her boyfriend, and they stopped

me. How dare they?

I'm probably older than they are. I'm

probably the same age as the security

guard. They had such a, like, such an

attitude as well. How they know

you're Muslim from looking at your ID? I

don't know. I think because Muslims have

Muslim-sounding names,

and then it will say on their ID if

they're Muslim or not. They have this IC

card in Malaysia, it's like an identity

card, and it will say on there.

Muslims can't do so many things. Did you

know Muslims can't even have a dog?

Because apparently owning a canine is

against— is against Islam,

not allowed. But you can have a cat and

you can have anything else. And obviously

you're not allowed to eat pork and you

can't drink. Um, what else? I didn't know

they can't have dogs. That was a surprise.

Not allowed to gamble either. So they're

very strict around the casinos so Muslims

are not secretly trying to gamble.

Such a pain in the backside.

And then I went to Cameron Highland 2

nights, which is like Genting Highlands

but without the casino. I didn't really

like Genting Highlands because it felt

very weird. It was just very weird

feeling. Big mountains with big

concrete apartment blocks. Very imposing

looking, not very welcoming looking.

It was all cloudy and misty. It just felt

really depressing. And then there was just

a big casino and a shopping center.

Cameron Highlands was a bit better because

it had more of a town feeling.

And we went to, went to the tea

plantation. Had some tea, and then

we went to a cat cafe and went to some

restaurants. We stayed at that cottage.

Do you remember the cottage in my

Malaysian house video?

It was okay looking, but then there were

so many mosquitoes. We didn't shut the

door, and then all these mosquitoes came

in. Then I spent an hour spraying the

mosquitoes. I killed like 100 of them.

And then there were all these squished

mosquitoes plastered on the wall when you

look closely. It was disgusting.

Everywhere was just covered in dead

mosquitoes. It just felt kind of sticky

and a bit gross. I didn't like it, even

though the house was a nice house. It's

just all the bugs ruined it a bit.

Also, every morning at 5 AM, the call

to prayer started. And at the last

apartment, I didn't even show it because

at that point I couldn't be bothered

vlogging anymore because no one was

watching it. The call to prayer place was

right next to our place, so every morning,

5 AM, You could hear the megaphones, and

the song they sing is so depressing. It's

so— it feels so apocalyptic, like ISIS

vibes. It's so— ah,

it just makes you want to jump off.

Don't like it. Why can't they sing a nice

happy song? Puts you in a good mood. It's

like the most depressing,

ominous, miserable sounding guy singing.

He sounds like he's mumbling. Is he even

singing? I don't even know if they're even

words. It just sounds like he's mumbling.

Didn't like it.

Not a fan. I don't like religion in

general, but yeah,

don't like it. Just made me feel

miserable.

How do I hide my Instagram from girls

you're on a date with? Well, I made a

special folder where I put all the apps

into that I don't want girls to see. So I

put Discord, YouTube Studio,

Instagram, because if they see my phone,

they see I've got Instagram, they might

go, oh, what's your Instagram? I actually

made a second Instagram, like a decoy

one in case they ask. It's just got 2

photos.

What happened to the Tesla I was gonna

buy? I'm starting to think it's not a

great idea to buy a Tesla anymore. I'm

still not sure if I want to buy a car

because I kind of want to go to Thailand

now to meet this Thai girl because she's

pretty cute and she seems like she likes

So my plan now is I'm gonna pass my

driving test hopefully in August or

September. My driving instructor says,

um, 4 weeks more lessons should be enough

to get me ready for the tests. It's just I

keep— I still make stupid mistakes. Today

I just, I just got back from my driving

lesson. About an hour ago. Oh my God,

I made the dumbest mistake today.

So he took me out onto the motorway for

the first time ever, which really made me

shit myself. Motorway is scary. That was

my first time on the motorway and it was

okay and everything, but there was like a

big roundabout, big motorway roundabout

with 4 lanes, and the lane lines— I'm sure

the lane lines were kind of faded and I

was Freaking out trying to figure out

which lane to stay in. I didn't realize

there was traffic lights controlling the

roundabout, so I nearly tried to go

straight through a red light. But because

I was focusing on the lanes too much, and

then the light went green and I didn't

notice it was green. I was just sitting

there trying to figure out what went

wrong, and I didn't even notice it went

green. And he was like, Daniel, it's

green. So dumb. How could I not

see it? It's right in front of me.

Oh, thanks, Brian. Are you going to do the

exposing Misaki video? No, because no one

cares about who Misaki— no one knows who

she is either, apart from the couple

thousand who watched the video of

Chihiro's.

Just seems kind of pointless.

What other mistakes? Oh my god, the first

10 minutes into the driving lesson, I was

on the, the, the main road, the A-road,

which is like a very fast road, 60 mph

road. I was on it feeling pretty good,

looking ahead, road ahead is clear. I

looked down to check the speed, I looked

back up, and suddenly there's a stupid

motorbike right in front of me overtaking.

And I was chatting to the instructor about

Malaysia and So I wasn't really paying

attention. He was like, Daniel, left,

left! And I was like, oh shit, this

motorbike was overtaking and he was like

right in front of me. I didn't notice it.

How did I not notice it? I just looked

down for a second to check my speed on the

speedometer. They should have the

speedometer like on the windscreen

projected. Why is it down there? I look

down, I look back up, and this motorbike

right in front of me overtaking.

Overtaking the traffic on the other side,

so he was coming into my lane a bit.

Stupid motorbikes, always overtaking.

Hate motorbikes.

So that threw me off. I was pretty shocked

I didn't see it until the very last

moment. Then we did some

parallel reverse parking, and again, I

didn't notice a car coming from behind. I

mean, you're supposed to stop when cars

are coming. You're not supposed to carry

on doing the maneuver when there's cars

passing you. I was looking at the left

mirror trying to line up the car, and I

was pretty sure there was nothing behind

me, and then I see it drive past. That's a

fail. That would have been a fail.

So irritating that that would fail you,

because I'm pretty sure everyone just

carries on doing their reverse even if

there's traffic going backwards and

forwards. Who would keep stopping the car

just because there's traffic coming? But I

didn't notice it was there, that's why

it's a fail. So I wasn't checking all

around. You gotta like check all around

It's so hard to to do clutch control and

keep the car moving and make sure you're

following your reference points and check

all around you at the same time.

It's very difficult,

but I think apart from the observations,

the maneuvers are not too difficult. You

just line up stuff.

I think the reverse— no,

the bay parking is very easy.

Reversing into a bay and then driving into

a bay, very easy. Reverse parallel is

easy. It's just because you do it on a

road, there's more of a chance that cars

are coming. And if there's a car coming

towards you, they'll stop and wait. And

then I feel nervous because they're

watching me. And if there's a car

coming behind, it's hard to notice that

Um, what else? Yeah, apart from that, I

think my driving is getting pretty good.

I feel pretty confident going around the

roads and stuff.

Um, but when he says park on the right,

find a safe place to park on the right, I

keep parking in a non-safe place. So I'd

park too close to a junction, or I'd park

Somewhere where there's a car too close by

parked, because he'll want you to do it to

reverse two car lengths backwards. So it's

got to be clear around you. I keep

parking. I look around, and I don't see

anything wrong with the place I chose.

But then he's like, "Are you sure it's

safe?" And then it's not safe.

No, I feel like it would be safe. It's

just not ideal.

I just, I really want to get my license

and then I don't know what to do because I

really wanted to buy a car and then do

some driving. I still want to, but now I'm

I'm kind of interested in Thailand because

of this girl. This girl seems pretty nice,

and I would like another— I would like to

have another romantic adventure in Asia.

It's been a while, hasn't it? The Malaysia

trip didn't really count because it was a

family trip, so the content and the videos

were not the same as they would be if I

was going by myself to Find love and

record my emotional journey. That's the

kind of content I like to make. Family

trips are fine and everything, it's just

not the same. I want to go on a romantic

journey finding love across the ocean and

then having sex, and then

maybe I'll move in with her and get

married. Thai wife. Is it

hard to get married in Thailand? That

would be so funny if I ended up getting a

Thai wife. She's the same age Chihiro was

when I met Chihiro. 35. That's the golden,

golden age. Fibonacci golden ratio.

I feel like 35 is the sweet spot for women

because they are pretty mature

emotionally. Compared to younger women.

They've got their shit sorted out,

they've got a job, they've got their own

place, they can drive, they've got money,

they don't live with their parents, and

they're probably pretty horny. I heard

women in their 30s are hornier than they

ever are because the tock is clicking. I

mean, the clock is ticking, their

biological clock is ticking, so they want—

they feel like they want to get some sex

in quickly, whether they know it or not.

It's like their biological clock is

telling them, you need to start having

sex, you're getting old, just find anyone.

So that works to my advantage.

The thing is, you got to ditch them when

they get to 40.

Never date above 40 is my life—

my rules for life.

Um, ditch them when they get 40+,

which I've stuck to that rule pretty

strictly.

Who's driving outside? Ooh, Gypsy's got

some very nice cars.

Maybe I can bring her here,

get her a green card, a visa. But then

what if she sues me and takes my house?

That's scary.

My mum did a COVID test, so I'm pretty

sure I don't have COVID. My mum's a lot

worse. She's coughing a lot.

She did, she did 2 COVID tests. Negative.

Came out negative. So if hers

is negative, then mine must be negative.

The annoying thing about Thailand is I can

only stay 1 month. As a tourist. I could

stay in Malaysia 90 days and I was

thinking about it, but I just didn't

really see the point. I would have been

really lonely. I didn't have my dating

devices, so I need my iPad and my,

my extra phone to do dating because I'm

banned on my primary devices. They're all

banned. Device banned. Stupid Tinder.

I didn't bring them because I didn't have

any intentions of trying to date whilst on

a family trip. There just wouldn't be any

time. I need weeks

to work my magic. A few days is not enough

time. Why isn't Daniel responding to chat?

Because I'm trying to talk. I'm trying to

tell you what happened in Malaysia.

Get a tourist visa for Thailand, it's 90

days, but it says it's only 1 month.

It says it's 30 days.

If you're at all— no, that's 30 days

without a visa. So if I apply for the

visa, do I get 90 days?

Depends if I like this Thai girl. Problem

is her English is really bad, so it's kind

of hard talking to her. I might think

about learning Thai. That's why I can

speak Korean, because my Korean

ex-girlfriend sucked at English so much

and Japanese that I just got so

frustrated. I was like, oh, fuck it, I'll

just learn Korean. It'd be a lot easier

than trying to communicate with her in

broken English. I just thought, it's not

that hard. Maybe I just learn Thai. Some

people just suck at languages and it'd be

just easier for me to learn the basics of

Thai than struggling because we're just

using Google Translate all the time.

I forgot about my British girlfriend. I

haven't met her yet. She messaged me on

Sunday. What day is it? Oh, it's Wednesday

today. I haven't asked when we could meet

again. I just don't really know what to do

I wouldn't mind having sex. It's just I

don't really feel like being stuck in a

hotel overnight right now. Maybe later.

It's just after you had sex, it's kind of

boring. What do you do?

And she makes me use a condom, so I'm not

really that crazy about having condom sex.

If it was raw sex, I'd be like, yeah,

let's go now. But non-raw sex,

I don't know, I don't get out of bed for

condom sex.

Am I following the PM drama? The Prime

Minister stuff. Yeah, Boris Johnson

resigned and now there's like 500 billion

people trying to become the next Prime

Minister. Isn't there like 12? I think

it's 8 now. 8 Conservative Party members

are competing for leadership.

They all seem shady and they all just seem

the same as Boris though. They've got that

same annoying— I really, really hate run

for Tory Prime Minister because

I think— why do they stutter so much?

They can't even get a sentence out without

stuttering like a stupid old person.

Why do they all speak like that? I hate

that, that Tory— it's like the Prince

Charles accent. Oh.

I don't like that Rishi Sunak guy either.

He seems really pompous. I don't

know, I don't like any of them. I like

Boris because he was funny.

Half of them are not even born in Britain,

like that other guy. What's his name?

They all have like really foreign sounding

names too.

You'll sound like them one day. No, I

think I'm pretty good at speaking. I might

not lose— I mean, I might not use very

advanced vocabulary, but I don't stutter.

And I feel like I get my sentences out

pretty well.

I never do the I I I I I I. My dad used to

do that as well. It was really annoying.

My dad used to do this thing where he

would be hyper-focused on watching the TV,

and then you try and talk to him. And

there would be no response. He just didn't

hear it at all. And then you'd be like,

Dad, Dad, Dad.

And he's like, oh, what? Sorry. How did

you not hear what I just said? And then

you got to repeat it. It was so

irritating. It was like when he was

focused on one thing, he was completely

deaf and blind to everything else.

Ahhhh, got COVID. You see,

wearing the mask on the plane is a

complete waste of time. They made us wear

masks on the whole plane trip. They let us

take it off when we ate, which makes it

completely pointless. But what if I cough

when I'm eating? I got sick anyway,

even though they made us all wear face

masks. This is completely pointless

because if one person brings bacteria or

virus onto a plane and then coughs, it'll

go into the circulation and then get

circulated throughout the whole plane,

and we all get it anyway. What is the

point of wearing the mask?

Now I'm sick. Got home 4 days ago and I'm

still feeling crappy. I had jet lag first.

I was waking up at 5 AM in the morning,

and then I had a horrible sore throat for

a few days. Now I'm getting a cough.

What else happened? It's been such a long

time since I did a stream.

I didn't stream in Malaysia because I was

worried that trolls would phone up the

hotel and then cause problems, and then my

family would blame me and then be upset

with me because I streamed. So decided not

to stream at all. Also, we were very busy

doing stuff, so There just wasn't any time

because we'd go out for dinner, come back

at midnight, and then we'd just be so

tired and go straight to bed. There wasn't

really any time at all to do any streaming

anyway.

It's not a pre-recorded livestream.

There's no such thing as a pre-recorded

livestream. How could I pre-record a

livestream? Do you think I just— I sat

here, pressed record, and And then I just

sat here talking to myself for like 5

hours, and then I exported it, and then

what? Started a livestream with this video

running pre-recorded. That's so dumb.

That's so much effort. You think I would

go through that much effort when I could

just go live? Why would I do it

pre-recorded? It's so stupid.

I need water.

Bottle of water.

Uh, I got this other problem too, which I

don't know if I can talk about. I can't

talk about anything because all these

bloody people are watching me.

So I don't know how much I can talk about

this, but this is like the main problem

right now. Got a problem with my driving

instructor. Not with him personally, he's

a great instructor, and that is

the problem, that he is really good.

Well, I, I find him to be a good teacher

And a good instructor. The thing is, I

told a certain somebody that he's really

great. Now a certain somebody wants

me to tell them the contact details for

my instructor, and I don't want to share

his details for several reasons.

Number one, He's my instructor and I want

as many lessons as I can get every week.

And if there's more people hogging his

time, that means I get less lessons.

Reason number 2, I think he's a good

instructor, but then if I recommend him to

someone else and then they say, oh, he's

actually really rubbish, I would feel

personally insulted and that would affect

Me. You— have you ever had like your

favorite band or a restaurant you really

liked and then you recommended it to a

friend and then your friend tells you, oh

shit, and then you feel annoyed or

it affects how you feel about the thing

you liked? Have you ever had like a really

favorite song and then you recommend it to

your friend and your friend says, oh,

this song's shit? Doesn't it make you

enjoy the song less?

So I don't like sharing things that I like

with people for that reason. Number 3,

something might happen during a lesson

that makes me and the instructor fall out,

so I might not like him anymore. And now

it will feel awkward that I've now

recommended him to someone after we've

kind of fallen out because something

happened during a lesson. And then reason

number 4, um,

I'm worried that something would happen if

I tell people his number.

Like, I'm worried trolls would find out

how to contact him and send him my nudes

or something, which is extremely unlikely,

but after all the things that have

happened to me In the past, I feel

like I'm just defiably paranoid. So for

those four reasons, I don't want to share

the contact details. And then he came to

the house today. My mum tried to get his

contact details,

even though I made it pretty clear that I

don't want to share the contact fucking

details.

Ugh. My mum is always trying to undermine

me. Like, I made it very, very clear

that I didn't want to see the cousin's son

because of what happened 4 years ago. I

made it very, very fucking clear.

And then she tricks me into coming

downstairs to confront him. Not cool.

Very disrespectful of my wishes.

She always does that,

going against what I Want.

Not cool.

I think your reasons are dumb. Yeah, they

are dumb, but I'm a very paranoid person

based off of past experiences. Like, I

recommended that Korean restaurant to that

Muslim blonde Manchester girl, and then

she turns around, tells me it was really

shit, and then made me feel bad.

And then it made me not want to go to the

restaurant anymore. So I just— I don't

want to recommend stuff to people because

it's like I'm saying that this thing is

really good, and then if they disagree,

then that's like they're saying that my

opinion is stupid and my judgment

is bad. So I'd rather just not have

to have to recommend stuff to people. I

made a mistake in, in saying how

great he was. I should have said, no,

he's rubbish, he's the worst teacher ever.

Very hard being me. No one understands.

Everyone thinks I'm weird.

The Korean restaurant had bad reviews?

Not really. It was like 3.5 stars out of

5. It was fine. It's called Bandi Ball in

Manchester. Nothing wrong with it. I went

there with the Ukrainian girl and

then I went again in Liverpool. It's fine.

It's just Korean barbecue.

If I recommend the instructor and then he

takes lessons from my instructor and then

he only has one lesson and then stops,

I'll be like, how come you stopped? How

come you only had one lesson? You're

saying he's bad? And then I feel bad. Oh

my god, it's such a headache. Can't just

find another one? Why'd you have to use my

instructor? Just find another instructor.

Like 1,000 different instructors all over

the country.

You can have mine after I'm done with him.

I don't like to share.

After I finish the test, I'll be happy to

share it. It's not whilst I'm doing it now

because it's very— this is very important

to me and I don't want outside influencers

ruining it.

Does that make sense?

Everyone trying to make my life difficult

all the time, I swear.

I need to pee.

Ah, I feel much better after having that

rant. Don't think what I said was out of

order. So hard to, um,

Do you ever feel like no one understands

you and it's like you're constantly trying

to explain why certain things make you

uncomfortable and they just don't get it

and they're like, well, that's so silly,

Daniel.

Yeah, well, this is how my mind works.

And it'll be nice if you try to make some

effort to at least try to

understand it a little bit.

This whole driving thing is very

stressful. On one hand, I'm having

a lot of fun with it because it's, um,

it's quite fun actually driving a car.

I've got the clutch control down perfect.

I'm so good at clutch control.

I remember my first lesson, I was so

confused. He was like, press the clutch

down to make this car slow down, lift up

to go forwards. I was like, what? And then

we was like balancing the clutch and the

car was seesawing backwards and forwards,

and I was like, I don't know what I'm

doing. Now I can clutch control up a hill,

around car park, creeping forward slowly.

I can come to a stop and then move

off and then clutch control smoothly. I'm

so good at the clutch. I'm enjoying the

clutch and clutch stuff and gear stuff so

much that I'm actually thinking of buying

a manual car, which is funny because I'm

pretty sure my biggest worry before I

started taking lessons was the clutch and

stalling it.

But now I feel like it's pretty fun

changing the gears and stuff. It's just

roundabouts are a pain with the gears

because I'm not sure if I should slow down

more or if I should keep going. I can't

really see very clearly the oncoming

traffic coming around the roundabout

because there's like a bush, it's hard to

I'm thinking of buy— I'm still not sure

what to buy actually. Should I just buy

the cheapest car on the internet on

this website I'm looking at, which is

about £6,000? Or should I get

a £16,000 Renault Captur, which is like an

SUV which looks really nice and it's got

slidable back seats, which I've never seen

in a car before. The entire back bench of

the back seats, you can slide them

forwards so you've got more boot space,

or you can slide them back so the back

passengers have more leg space, but then

you've got less boot space. But then, am I

really going to have any passengers? What

passengers am I ever going to have? Are

all my mates going to drive them around,

and my family of kids, they can sit in the

back? Really, I could just get a 2-seat

car. And it'll be fine. But I

kind of want to get an SUV because they

look cool and they sit higher up on the

road, which is also nice.

I don't really know what I want to do with

the car, to be honest. Just drive around a

bit and then get bored. Where are you

looking where the cheapest car is 6K?

It's called Kazoo— kazoo.com.

And they sell— I'm a bit confused with the

terminology because there's a lot of

reviews of this car and they all call it

the cheapest new car. It can't be

the cheapest because there's people

selling cars for like £500, but they're

like really shit cars from 1995 or

something. But this is a fairly modern

car, came out 2016 or '17, so it's

the cheapest new car in the UK. Even James

May did a review.

But the website I look at, it's called

Kazoo, and they home deliver the car, but

they don't sell the really, really cheap

cars like you'd find on AutoTrader for

like £1,000. I don't want a really,

really cheap car. I want it to be at least

I'm just feeling like spending all of my

money on a 20K or 25K car seems

a bit silly, maybe.

And if I wanted a Tesla, I'm gonna have to