Leaving apartment in Osaka [xVNg0hpKUYo]

Hello everyone, good morning.

Why is this

Sleep longer than this, Steve.

We've got, uh, 30 minutes until we

check out. I think I'm ready.

Let's see. Still feels

weird that she was here. I keep walking

around like this remembering about 5 days

ago when we first came to this place, and

I'm like, wow, I can't believe she was

here and now she's not.

Uh, she left her hairband here. I think

I'll just leave it. Look, she tied up

her little biscuit things with this

hairband, and she left her soup. Look,

it's got Thai words on it.

Uh, I think she brought this ketchup with

her. I don't know, this seems weird.

Why is there random ketchup?

The plan for today, we're going to do a

bit of biking, a few hours, then I'm gonna

head to Corinne's place. It's too early to

go to her place now. I'm not gonna turn up

at 9 AM, so I thought we'd do some biking

for maybe 5, 4 or 5 hours.

And what's happening to the stream?

Is it okay?

Testing.

And what's happening to the stream?

Oh, thanks, Uniquitritis.

Woven City. Oh, you mentioned that

yesterday. I thought it was a video game.

I want to get out of this place because

I'm not very confident about the, the

internet here. Seems okay now, but last

night it was just a nightmare. Hey, Woven

City is a futuristic city near Mount Fuji.

Don't you feel just a little bad? Yeah, a

bit. I've got some diarrhea going on. I

was in the toilet. I kept going into the

toilet for like 7 times just to squirt out

another little bit of grit. It's like grit

and mud water coming out. I don't know

why. Must have been— maybe it's the

noodles I had yesterday. I need some

fiber, like some cabbage or some

kind of vegetation to bulk

up my stool. Grits. I think

I pooped most of it out. It's annoying

because I go into the toilet, I poop out

like a tiny squirt, and then I think I'm

finished. I bidet and wash,

come out, and then I need to go again. So

annoying. Damn diarrhea.

Oh look, the Kyoto pamphlet map

she brought back with us.

Walk in Arashiyama. We went to

the monkey park, the bamboo forest. We

didn't go to Tenryuji Temple. I think we

walked past the entrance. I didn't really

want to go in because we've seen so many

temples already. And we didn't go to

Nonomiya Shrine. Kind of fed up of

temples and shrines. We went to this

bridge, Togetsukyo Bridge,

and we went to— we went down this river

and then across the bridge and then to

Monkey Island. I mean Monkey Park.

Monkey Island's a game. And we walked up

and down the street, bought some food.

So it was a good day. I enjoyed it.

But it is over now.

So I got a bit of a problem yesterday. My

girlfriend wanted the phone, but I said

Can we phone earlier? It's too late. I'm

tired. So now she wants to phone today,

but I'll be at the Korean girl's place

with her. So I don't know how I'm going to

phone my girlfriend today. Thinking of

just ignoring her. Or maybe I can phone

her at like 1 or 2 p.m. before I go to the

Korean girl's place.

I don't know if I want to stay here for a

bit longer,

or if we should just leave now.

And my phone is struggling to play the

Why?

Oh, it's fine now.

Hopefully. Let me just finish packing.

I think it's pretty sunny today. I might

get sunburnt. Damn,

I hate clear skies and super bright

sunlight. I'm gonna get burned. I put my

sun cream on, but still.

It's annoying having to squint the whole

time.

Excuse me.

Okay, I think, I think I have everything.

Goodbye bedroom. I made lots of

love in here.

Look at this light, so nice. I love that

shade as a light shade.

Oh, goodbye bedroom.

Goodbye balcony.

Oh, I feel sad.

Goodbye TV.

Yeah, the artwork is kind of crap. I mean,

what is this? This is like— looks like a

random splash of black paint.

What is it, half a circle?

Wow, it's such amazing art by River

Kristoff. Amazing.

I really like how the black drips off the

canvas. I really like this little drip

here. It's like

a girl who wears mascara and then starts

crying. It's a

very emotional piece.

And this piece of art Wow, stunning.

River Kristoff really outdid himself with

this bit. I like the way it looks like a

pound symbol, like the UK pound.

And this third brown line represents

the changing of color as time passes.

I think it's a very poetic piece.

I can't believe you can become like a

successful artist painting that,

and then my art gets nothing. No one gives

me loads of money for my art. My art's way

better than this rubbish.

Imagine you ask him, oh, what's your

profession? He says, I'm a professional

artist. And then you say, well, let's see

your art, and he shows you this. Oh my

God. And people say I

bring no value to the world. They swear

that my living— I don't make a living just

splashing random paint strokes on a piece

of whatever the fuck that is, piece of

white canvas. So annoying.

What a stupid world we live in.

I can't believe people make tons of money

off this crap.

The hell even is that? It looks like a

police siren, like a siren you put on top

of a car and that's the red bit flashing.

Stupid world we live in.

Okay, whatever.

Let me do a final check. Don't need any of

this. That's not mine.

Fridge still has some stuff in it, but I

don't really want it. It's just like a

drink and some milk. Don't need any of

this. Uh, that's not

my towel. Oh crap! Oh my god, I didn't

notice I got a pair of trousers here.

Where am I going to put this? My bag's

stuffed.

What? I put in my plastic bag, I guess.

Why didn't you tell

me? Good thing

I got this plastic bag.

I don't think I packed my bag well because

I can't fit everything in. Last time I

could— oh my God,

I think it's like 15 kg.

Okay, final checks.

Check out the window.

Oh my God, it looks sunny, and I think

it's going to be a bit windy too. Really

crap conditions. Windy and sunny.

Gonna get windblown squinting my

eyes the whole time because it's too

Get a duffel bag. Well, the reason why I

need this bag is because it has a very

special feature. Look at these bag straps.

This is where I put my phone when I'm

streaming outside. My phone goes in, goes

in there. So I need a bag. If I'm

going to get a new bag, it has to have

straps like this, or I just make my own.

I guess I could get some thread and sew

on, cuz this is sewn on. I could sew

myself. I could cut this off and just sew

it onto the new bag. But I really need

this strap here to put my phone,

so that's why I can't really get a new

bag.

Okay, final checks. Got my bike key.

Imagine my bike's not there anymore. I'd

be so screwed. It was there last night,

so I mean, it should be there today unless

I'm really unlucky. Finished in here.

Lights off.

Toilet light off and off.

Oh, sad leaving this place. This was

nice. I remember we came back from Kyoto

So tired, came into here and I was like,

oh yeah, this big sofa.

Kind of miss Thai girlfriend sometimes.

She left her little croissant biscuits.

Okay, I think that's it really. Put you

guys in the bag strap. 3,

2, 1, and closing phone.

I should actually put sun cream on my legs

because when I roll my trousers up, I get

burned. Can you see that? I think there's

like a color difference on my legs. Can

you see? I don't think it really matters

if my legs get a bit brown.

Do some stretching before we bike.

My knees still kind of hurt a little bit.

Really busted my knees.

I don't know why my knee's always painful.

Okay.

Oh, I feel sorry leaving.

Oh,

hi, Shabari.

Shabataboo!

Oh,

guess we

Oh my God, 5 days since I've had to

carry this bag. It's not

too bad.

First. Oh my

God, heavy.

I hate how it pushes the phone out to the

side. I want it to have a central,

central field of view,

but what can I do?

Oh, so sad leaving.

Can't believe she was here and now she's

gone. Can you believe it?

Feels so weird.

Okay, I guess we gotta move on with life.

I think I'm sick. I've got a bit of a

Hope I don't give the Korean girl

something. Get the key.

Um, I guess I'll leave my umbrella. We

bought an umbrella because it was raining

in Kyoto. Oh, I just hopped

up a little flame. I don't think

it's gonna rain.

I could just buy another one.

I don't really want to carry an umbrella

around. Oh, thanks, blood. Have a great

day. Yeah, such is life.

Pleasures, then sadness, then boredom,

then pleasures, then sadness. Make sure

no one's outside. I saw a Japanese man

outside on the phone. I was a bit worried,

thinking, is he here to like knock on my

door and tell me off? Seemed like— I don't

know why he was here because an American

family moved out, checked out about 9 AM,

and And then he came shortly after, and I

was wondering, is he here to check in and

he's here too early, or I don't know, why

is he here? Maybe he's just checking the

room.

I feel

sad to leave. This was our little holiday

home. Bye-bye.

Okay, let's go. I got everything.

Passport, wallet, phone, sweet cup.

Wait, where's my money?

I swear I took out Like six thousand yen.

Ah, it's in my jacket pocket. Oh ho ho ho!

I thought I've left it somewhere.

Where are my biking gloves? Ah, here they

I don't need to wear my face mask anymore.

Good old biking gloves,

smelling good.

You guys ready to go?

Yep, let's go.

Come on,

let's all light this off.

Yeah. Oh crap, there's someone outside.

Don't look.

I think it's locked.

Let's go, guys, back in the elevator.

Hmm, why are these doors open? It's weird.

Where's my bikey bike?

It's been 12

days since I last rode my bike.

More than 12 days. I can't believe it's

still here. It's like you could

leave it here forever. And it will still

be here 10 years later. I wonder how long

until someone takes it away.

Okay, how do I get out of this little

island? Oh my God,

feels weird to be back on the bike.

I like this place because it's so quiet.

The roads are so empty.

Check the maps. I guess I'll head towards

Osaka Castle for now. I don't really have

a plan where to go. We've got like 4 hours

to kill. It's 1 hour

to Osaka Castle.

I think using the GPS on the maps really

drains the battery, so I turn right

and then right and then left.

Back on the bike. Oh,

I'm gonna

miss this place. Had some good times here.

Me and my girlfriend went to this

supermarket every night to get food.

It's a good supermarket.

Wow, there's old people talking really

Check left and right. Oh, I haven't

cycled for 2 weeks.

Wow, it's really sunny.

I'm gonna get burned up.

Try and fix the camera angle, it's

pointing down a bit.

So I have to go right and then right

again. Oh, the train station.

2 days ago, me and my girlfriend, 6

o'clock in the morning, running, running

to the platform, and we missed the train.

We went up that elevator,

complete chaos.

Then we missed the train, and then she

didn't get on the second train, and then

doors closed, and I was on the second

train, and then she was crying.

I think I just follow the train tracks.

Uh, actually, I've got to turn left here,

not right. I think I

I think I have to raise my bike seat. It

seems lower, like it's slowly going down

on its own.

That's probably why my knees hurt. Try

raising it here.

Uh, how do I raise it?

Like this.

Okay, it's pretty high now. I don't know,

is that too high?

Should I be on tiptoes when I— I can't

even touch the floor. I have to tiptoe to

stand. Is that good or bad?

Let me see what it feels like. Am I

supposed to be tiptoeing?

Okay, map says just go in a straight line

for like an hour. Your foot should be flat

on the pedal. No, I mean on the floor.

Oh, this feels weird.

Like, my legs are not bending at all

to pedal. I think

my seat is too high now,

but it's, it's kind of comfortable

actually to pedal. It's like I'm using

more of my thigh muscle to

push down than using my knee muscle.

Now I can't put my foot flat on the ground

when I stop.

I can't connect the dots. When did the

Thai girlfriend exit and the Korean girl

enter? I met the Korean girl one

day before Thai girl came to Japan. Hand.

Your foot should be fully

Flat to be stable. What, on the ground or

on the pedals? It's flat on the pedals.

Imagine raising the seat so high you're

tiptoeing on the pedals. Yeah,

I think it's a bit too high.

Let me lower it.

Okay, that's better.

Oh,

I don't know why people keep saying, why

does Daniel keep rolling up his trousers?

Why do you think? Because it's hot.

And then they might say, why don't you

wear shorts? Because if I wear shorts,

if it's cold, how am I going to roll them

down? People are really that stupid?

If I wear shorts, if I'm cold, I can't

roll them down, can I? Like I can with my

Like, they say I'm stupid, but I think

they're the stupid ones. They can't figure

out why you would want to roll up your

trousers.

Oh my God, that's a steep hill.

I don't want to push myself too much.

We need to take it easy because it's been

2 weeks since I last rode.

That is a damn steep hill up ahead.

All these bridges.

If it's hot, why gloves?

So I don't get sunburn, and also

for the grip, and also if

I fall over, protect my hands a bit from

scratching.

Hands, hands don't really matter if it

gets hot because it's like a small surface

area of skin compared to my legs. I mean,

I roll up my legs, it's quite a lot of

skin that is being ventilated. It's like

a heat exhaust.

The gloves just make my hands a bit more

What's the point riding up this when it

costs you more energy than if you just

pushed it? So meaningless struggling

up a hill.

I'm gonna miss Osaka Koh.

That's the station, the train me and

my girlfriend always got from Osaka.

Oh, that reminds me. Uh, we went

to Skia a couple days ago before she left.

There's a Malaysian family next to us with

a kid, 2 kids.

Malaysian families are weird because,

because the parents talk to each other in

Chinese, but then they talk to the kids in

English. I don't understand why. I could

tell the Malaysian Because they kept

saying, okay, la, you want your food, la?

Like that. They speak really weird.

That was insane.

Yeah, they speak really weird. They keep

putting the word lah onto the end of

stuff. I don't understand why. I mean,

my aunties and uncles in Malaysia do the

same thing. They'll talk to each other in

Chinese, Cantonese, but then they talk to

their kids in English. So my cousins

don't really speak Chinese, they speak

English as their first language.

Because the parents just speak to them in

English. I don't understand why the

parents don't speak to their kids in their

native language. Instead, they use like

broken Chinglish. Really bizarre.

They have a very weird accent too, like,

you want to eat? Okay, la.

The issue right now, la. Like that, but a

very monotone voice.

It's not really an English accent or an

American accent,

but the kids will have a very thick

American accent, probably because they go

to like an international school.

Malaysia, I always found it to be a really

weird country because you've got the

Malays, you've got the Chinese Malays,

you've got the Indians, no one speaks

the same language, and they all

use English to talk to each other.

Weird country.

Oh, why is

my phone lagging?

This is a horrible day.

So freaking sunny.

Maybe they were Singaporean. I think

Singapore people also put lah on the end

of sentences.

I don't know where this word la comes

from, so I don't think they use it when

they speak in Chinese, do they?

I don't know.

Oh, why are people walking in the bike

lane. Look at this woman.

I should tell her off and give

her a piece of my mind and my dick. Bet

she'd like that. She's walking right in

the middle of the bike lane.

I was gonna ding her, but then I think she

Ding her up the bum.

Oh, my back. I mean, my shoulders.

Check Google Maps.

So imagine walking in the middle of the

The audacity.

Oh, my shoulders. Goddamn this backpack,

why is it so freaking heavy?

3 battery banks. 2 power

bricks, 17-inch gaming laptop,

iPad, flashlight,

Lightview Solo. I didn't

think all of that would be so heavy.

This woman's so slow.

Oh, the wind. Why does the wind always

blow against me? Why does it never blow

behind me? But again,

oh my God. Blowing right into me.

Just

thinking about what Tiki or Sam said last

night. Why do I keep doing these

boring-ass live streams instead of just

making videos?

Because there's

literally nothing to make videos about.

All the videos from back then happened

because of all the drama and like

relationship stuff.

It's so eerily quiet. 15 people

just standing there in silence. Yeah, and

the videos barely get— I mean, the streams

and the videos get basically the same

views, and very rarely

the videos get way more views than the

streams. So I'm thinking, well,

what is the point of making the videos

then when the streams are more

fun to do, less effort?

And gets donos and

makes the same money.

The only time I'd make a video is if

there's a very trending topic

happening. Like, I don't know, PewDiePie

gets kicked out of Japan, then I'd make a

video.

It's so

quiet. No one talks.

Yeah, maybe the 24/7 streams were a bit

much, like the sleeping and the

sitting around doing nothing.

But you know, I was trying to do a

subathon. The whole point is to do it

24/7.

That's like

the gimmick of the subway hop.

This guy's

jogging in the bike lane.

Walking in the middle of the bike lane.

IQ level 50.

Idiot. People are so

stupid.

Why would you walk in the middle of the

bike lane? I don't get it.

This place is so weirdly quiet.

Uh,

so noisy,

sound of trains and traffic.

Oh, what should we do?

I don't really know what I want to do.

Feeling kind of lazy now after

just sitting around in that apartment all

This guy trying to cross when it's a green

light for me. No!

I don't know what me and Korean girl are

gonna do all day. Could go biking with

I hate it when you stop at the lights and

you can't talk because people around. I'm

not going to talk at the lights if there's

people next to me.

I need to rebuild my confidence after not

streaming outside for 2 weeks.

I think I feel a bit nervous again.

Oh my goodness, how am I going to Cross

this. Oh, I go down here.

Oh, go down here, I guess.

Oh God, I think I'm

out of shape.

After 2 weeks not cycling.

Why would they build a tunnel instead of

just building a pedestrian crossing?

People get the fuck out of the way.

Stupid idiot.

Why are there cars on the pavement?

Some help?

Weird.

Well, if they understand English— pretty

sure they don't.

Plus, I speak quietly.

There's no way people can hear me.

You see the girl in the white top just

walking in front of where I need to go?

She wasn't even looking at what was right

in front of her. She was looking Off into

the distance.

So many people got triggered over my last

livestream title. I lost about 40 subs.

So the title did well getting people to

click, but then it seemed to piss a lot of

people off. I don't know why my girlfriend

leaving me seems to get

a lot of people to click.

And then they're like, what? Don's

girlfriend didn't leave him. Clickbait

again. Yep, that's what

you get. If you're

only going to click the clickbait, then

you kind of deserve to be baited. It's

your fault.

You should click on everything that I

make. Or else.

I mean, what's the point of a viewer who

doesn't click on anything apart from

clickbait and then they get mad when they

click on the clickbait. It's like

meaningless as a, as a viewer to have.

I don't know why so many got triggered

Do you mind if I send a link in chat? No,

it's fine, go ahead.

Not bothered. Do you

remember when Mila left me? Got like

60,000 views on the live stream.

Mic is in glitch mode, uh,

maybe because of the tunnel. Let me

check. Oh yeah, staticky.

Let me, uh, quickly reset it then.

Is it fixed? I don't know

why every time I, I get bad signal but

then the signal comes back afterwards,

the mic is messed up. I wish there's a way

to fix that without having to reset.

I think it was a tunnel that messed it up,

but the screen goes gray. But then the

signal comes back, but the mic is

staticky.

It seems so random why that happens.

The video footage comes back, but the

audio doesn't come back fully.

It's fine now? Okay, good,

good. So the plan is we try to live with

the Korean

girl, if it doesn't work out,

uh, maybe I could go to Blood Bucket's

place if the offer still stands.

I don't know if she was joking, but that

English girl, the teacher, also said I

could stay with her. I think maybe she was

joking, plus she lives really far away.

Like 2 hours by car. That would

take— how long would that take by bicycle?

It's 150 kilometers. I think it

will take me like a week to bike there.

Or we go stay in a capsule hotel for about

600 a month, or a

guest house. I'm not sure yet.

I don't know if I really want to go back

to Thailand to see my sister. My sister's

only going to be there 2 days.

And I asked her what does she want to do

in Bangkok. She said she'll probably just

walk around randomly for 2 days.

My girlfriend wants to like plan a trip,

plan a travel itinerary for my sister. I

don't think that's what my sister wants to

do. My sister is like me, she just wants

to wander around aimlessly. Not have

like a trip planned for her and

then taxied around.

I think it kind of ruins the travel

experience when someone's babysitting you

and driving you around. I mean, it's

comfortable and nice and everything, but

where's the sense of adventure?

Also, I don't even know if my sister would

want to meet my girlfriend because she

might feel sorry for her. My sister said

she felt sad about Chihiro because she

liked Chihiro. Everyone bloody likes

Chihiro. What about me?

I think maybe my sister won't say it, but

I think she probably disapproves of what I

do,

and she probably feels bad if she like

Met the Thai girlfriend, kind of liked

This is so

It's just so dumb and all the lights are

red and no one's moving.

Just rode under heavy crane machinery.

That felt totally safe.

I don't like this place, it's so noisy

with the traffic.

It's so windy.

Oh,

even my mum likes Chihiro more than me.

As she sticks up for Chihiro and then

bashes me. Can you believe it? My own

mother would rather stick up for some

random Japanese woman over her own son.

The weather looks good. No, it's horrible.

Too sunny, no cloud coverage, too much

wind.

So exhausting.

Constantly having to squint. Just take my

sunglasses out.

Paid £500 for sunglasses and 2 pairs

of normal glasses. I barely use the

I don't think it'll be that difficult to

just say to the Korean girl, I'm just

gonna pop out, have a walk,

be back in 20 minutes. I don't think she

would raise any suspicion because she'd

probably be working. She said she works

until like midnight, just sitting there

doing her work. So I could probably just

go out for like 20 minutes, phone the Thai

girlfriend. I don't need to lie and say

I'm in a dormitory, just say I'm in a like

cheap slum room again.

Wow, I'm halfway there.

No, I'm not in an open relationship.

People say it's normal, but I've not met a

single girl who's interested in open

relationships. I met a lot of girls over

the last decade and none of them would

even consider an open relationship.

They'd be like, no, you're either with

me or you're with not me. I don't know

where all these girls are who are into

open relationships, but I'm not meeting

Plus, the risk of STDs would

be kind of high. I don't like protected

sex. I don't like condoms.

So if I had to choose between protected

sex and no sex, you know, I'd actually

just not have sex. I'm not biking

up this hill because I don't really count

condom sex as actual sex.

Condom sex is so bad.

I have more pleasure when I use my

Fleshlight than when I have condom sex.

I mean, what's the point? You're not— it's

like you're not doing a vagina, you're

just rubbing your dick on a piece of

plastic. I mean, that's basically what a

Fleshlight is.

So I don't want an open relationship if I

have to have protected sex, and then I

don't want unprotected sex with a girl

who's sleeping with a load of other guys.

I'd be worried. I really hope the Korean

girl is not sleeping around.

I think I'm fine because we had

unprotected sex a couple weeks ago and I

feel fine. Yeah,

I kept the flashlights in my bag just

in case,

just in case I get kicked out. Or I leave.

I might need it.

Always carry your pocket pussy with you,

guys. Travel tip number 1.

You might be tempted by the $150

prostitutes, but I don't

think it's worth the money. Just get a

pocket puss. You'll save a lot of money.

I went to Tobu Da Shinchi, spent about

$120 for 20 minutes, and the sex was

okay. I'd rate it like 6.2

out of 10, but I don't feel like it was

worth $120.

It's too much of a gamble.

You don't know if it's going to be good

sex or not, but my pocket pussy costs

like $15 and you can use it as many times

as you want, and it's pretty damn

realistic, to be honest. The suction

effect is so good.

Is this a staircase? Should I ride down

the staircase? Uh, yeah,

that's the staircase. Oh, my shoulders are

I bought it at the tenga shop. I was

gonna buy a tenga.

Whoops, I'm on the road.

I think that's like the curse of being a

man, constantly trying to get your dick

wet, so all you can think about is food,

sex, and money.

Food is easy because it's cheap and you

can get it anywhere.

Money— wouldn't say it's easy.

Constantly trying to have a constant

stream of sex is a— it's quite a

Yep, heading to Korean girl's house now.

I need to check my messages to see if she

messaged me.

No, she didn't.

Maybe I should message her, say I'm on my

way now.

Goddamn these stupid bridges and roads. I

want some peace and quiet.

So quiet. Wait until it goes green.

Get out the way.

I wish the light would go green as soon as

the traffic lights go red. Why is there

like a few-second delay?

Are you going to the bar at some point?

Uh, yeah, I think TKO Sam said he's going

to come to Osaka and then we'll hang out,

maybe go to a bar. And then he said

we could stream it too, so maybe I'll do

the bar stream with him,

get some drinks. Maybe I'll talk to some

Japanese ladies.

I don't know when he's coming.

Hope you clean your flashlight. Yeah, I

did. I rinsed it

out with soap, and I use a toothbrush to

scrub the inside with it, with the soap.

If you don't clean it, it starts to smell

really bad. I learned my lesson

from before.

So many damn red lights.

Miniエル,

Miniエル。It's like Daniel,

but Miniエル.

What's that?

Did you see that guy in the jacket? He

looked like an anime character, his hand

in his

pocket.

This place kind of looks like Bangkok

actually, with the big overhead motorway.

Sometimes I miss the chaos of Bangkok

traffic a little bit. It adds, adds a bit

of life and liveliness. All these cars,

it's like they're driven by AI. They drive

too well. There's no beeping, no

accidents. It just seems too robotic. I

don't know if everyone in Japan is just

really good at driving. Bangkok is

nothing like this. Everyone's beeping at

each other. You see car wrecks on the side

of the road, the taxis with the bonnets

smashed in.

So nothing interesting happens here on the

It's a policeman.

Yeah.

Korean girl. I think she has a work visa.

She said she's been here for 5 years.

How long do you have to live here to be a

resident? Is it 10 years or 5 years?

Then maybe I could marry her and get a

spouse visa.

I don't know how the marriage system

works. Do I have to marry a Japanese

woman?

If she's been here for over 5 years, then

she probably has residency unless

she keeps renewing her work visa. She

seems to like Japan a lot. I said, why did

you choose to move to Japan? She said it's

nicer than Korea. She said she also lived

in America for like a year,

so that's why her English is pretty good.

Her Japanese is pretty good too. I don't

know how she's so good at languages.

I think her Japanese is better than mine,

and her English obviously better than my

I would like it if people look straight

ahead when they're walking. What? Oh,

I hate it when people walk straight but

they're looking to the side. Chihiro did

that a lot. Do you remember? It's in a

video. She was walking looking to the left

and an Uber Eats bike was turning right,

and she walked right into the back of his

bag. Hit her in the face. I caught

it on camera.

You can get spouse visa from someone on a

work visa? Really? Oh,

interesting.

Imagine I marry the Korean girl.

The only risk is if she asks me to prove

my name.

If that happens, then it's game over.

Also, if we get married, will she find out

I was married before? Is my name on some

kind of divorcee record?

I don't know how it works. I forgot the

word for it. In Japan, they have like a

special family book of names,

so you'll be registered under your

parents' name in the, in the book, but

then when you marry someone else, you then

enter their book,

or you make a new book I forgot what it's

called. Something like Tohan Shiki.

I can't remember.

Oh my God.

Tohan Tohan

Shiki. I don't quite

got on the Yeah,

I guess I could change my name, but I

think I have to go back to the UK and then

pay, do the whole process. And then I

don't know about my banks and my stuff

like my YouTube account. How would I

change everything?

Yeah, koseki, I think, something like

that. The family book

of registry. Yeah, yeah. So I

don't know if I'm in someone's family

registry book. I might— maybe when me and

Chihiro got divorced, they destroyed the

book. I think we made a new koseki, me and

Chihiro, because I couldn't join her one

because her mum hates me.

Forgot exactly what we did. So what

happens if I marry the Korean girl? Do we

have to do that whole koseki thing.

I had to go to the British Embassy in

Tokyo too to sign an affidavit declaring

that I have no secret spouse in any other

country. How are they going to prove that?

I could have a secret wife all over the

Oh my gosh.

This road

sucks.

This is

too crowded.

Change my last name to L-O-R-D-E.

Oh yeah, I'm nearly

at Osaka Castle again for the third time

this month. Where am I?

I think I'm in Honbashi. What was that

noise? Shut up.

It's funny, Chihiro has said

divorcee 2 times now.

Jahira only wanted to stay with me so she

didn't get divorced again.

That's so annoying.

Why do I have to blast rubbish on a

megaphone? I don't get it.

It's just nonsense. Meaningless noise

pollution. Some stupid anime character.

What is the point of it?

What time is it? Oh my God, 1:11!

Can you believe it? I look down at the

clock and it's 1:11. Ouch,

ouch.

I told

her I come

at I

hope she hasn't forgotten. Should I send

her a message saying, hey, don't forget

I don't know if she wants to have sex when

I arrive. Is she

gonna be like spontaneous? Daytime sex

kind of girl, or wait until bedtime for

I mean, I could do with some sex, maybe.

I wouldn't mind some daytime sex.

I didn't jerk off last night.

Actually, I woke up a few times with my

hand around my dick.

I really wanted to, but I stopped myself

because if I came then, then I wouldn't

really be very horny for today.

Oh,

smells like sewage.

Disgusting.

Oh, the tires.

My shoulder's

killing me. I really hope this sun cream's

working because I'm getting scorched

here. Look at my arm.

Put a nice thick layer,

SP50+ protection.

Getting nice and brown.

It's like a very weird quiet day. In

Osaka. Some— something feels ominous

about the atmosphere. Maybe a

foreshadowing.

I guess I'm a bit nervous.

What if the crane girl finds my channel?

Like, imagine she finds my channel whilst

I'm out. And then smashes my stuff. I

better take everything important with me

when I go out,

like my passport, wallet, bank card

I don't mind if the laptop gets smashed or

I lose my Switch.

I'm not lugging around my laptop all day

when I bike.

So many

damn red lights.

That girl's so small.

Do you ever wonder what it'd be like to

have sex with such a small woman?

Would you ever see like, uh, couples,

really big guy and then the really tiny

woman? I swear I saw like this 6-foot-tall

massive guy holding hands with this midget

Asian girl. She must have been like 5 foot

2. I was just wondering Imagine how freaky

the sex must be. I bet he like picks

her up, swings her upside down.

Oh, thanks, but not good. Did I really

leave Thai girlfriend? No, she left me.

She went back to Thailand.

She was looking at ways to stay in Japan.

I think she was looking up language

schools,

visas. She really

wants to follow me everywhere.

I think she knows I really want to be in

Japan.

What's this place?

Oh, I've been here before. Oh,

I've been here with the first Korean

girlfriend. I'm pretty sure I took a photo

in front of that weird glass building.

Skaters.

Skaters are so cringe,

banging the little board on the concrete.

Did he

hear me? I said skaters are really cringe

and he came, stood right next to me,

started flipping his stupid board.

Skateboarders really piss me off. It's

like standing there Flicking their stupid

board.

Oh wow, I can spin the board midair.

Skateboarders are annoying because most of

them suck. They can't even land a

hill flip or something, and all you hear

The stupid wheels hitting the ground,

so damn noisy. Get the fuck out the way,

fucking pigeon. Stupid fucking pigeon.

God,

stupid pigeon flew right

in front of me. How dumb do you have

to be? You can't even Fly the other way,

maybe.

See that pigeon?

Look, look! Oh my God,

I nearly hit it.

It's like that meme of like a big pillar

falling down and then the main characters

are running away in a straight line

instead of just turning left.

How are pigeons not extinct? They're so

Well, as I was saying, yeah,

skateboarders are really annoying because

they just make a lot of noise, get in the

And the sport of skateboarding just seems

so pointless. Like, you're just flipping a

board in the air and trying to land on it.

I'm not impressed.

And it's

a rubbish way of getting around. Oh,

Osaka Park, Osaka Castle reminds

me when like came here with my girlfriend,

bought her a crepe. How do I get down

this stupid staircase?

I used to be really into skateboarding

when I was 14.

One time I tried Tries to do a kickflip,

and then the board flew up, nearly hit me

in the nuts as I was landing. That was

Osaka dojo.

Hanami's over. All the trees are green

now. My girlfriend was sad because when

she arrived there was only a bit of

blossom left and most of it was gone. Now

it's completely gone. All this was pink

and white a few weeks ago. That's all

green.

Hanami over. Oh, my shoulders.

Wow, it still looks kind of pretty though.

I brought her to Osaka Castle. On the

first day,

walked around, didn't go inside. We went

inside the other building.

It's funny, it's so empty now.

Hanami's over. A few weeks ago during

Hanami, this place was packed.

Everyone was just sitting outside eating

food and picnicking. I don't get it. I

mean, no one's here now just because

there's no blossoms.

Still looks nice, it's all green.

I might sit down for a bit. I need

to rest.

Oh my

God, shoulders.

Shoulders are hurting the most.

I need

to get some water. Don't have any.

Okay, let's check my messages. I might

send Korean girl message.

What should I say? Hey,

I'll make

my way to yours in

a few hours.

Get your poos ready.

Daniel needs to nut.

So tired.

Can you— can anyone else see the little

heart emoji? At the bottom right of the

chat. What is that for? What happens when

you press it? You can do a heart,

a smiley, party confetti.

Why? Seems so meaningless.

Can you see it? It kind of floats up.

What is the point of that? Yeah, you can

keep spamming it as well,

which is— I guess it's helpful so you know

not to do it again. But you know what I

want is if a video gets demonetized, I

want to know exactly why it got

demonetized. It's like maybe I make a

video and it's just a day in my life, but

at 2 minutes 40 seconds I say fucking

stupid fucking gay retard and then it gets

the video demonetized, then it should tell

me that that is why it got demonetized so

I could just edit it out. And they should

give you the option to cut it out or mute

it so the video gets remonetized. Also, I

think the strike system is unfair.

Sometimes you get a strike and you don't

even know why.

They should give you a warning like, your

video contains something that goes against

the guidelines, you have 24 hours to

and then you can like use the editing tool

to cut it out and then you don't get a

strike. They should give you a warning. I

don't understand why they're so harsh.

Oh, thanks, Carrie. The Premium Club.

Wow, special access to everything.

The hell? I dropped down to 40 viewers.

Am I lagging or something?

I went from like 100 viewers now to 40.

Oh, now it's 60. The hell's going on?

Weird.

It's streaming okay, is it?

Yeah. The stream glitched. Yeah,

it just dropped from like 90-something

down to 40.

Oh look, Mr. Pidgey. Wow,

that's a big Pidgey.

Now it's back up to 90. What?

I don't know if, if half the people

left and came back or the number was

glitching.

Uh, so nice when Hanami is over. Look at

this place, nearly completely empty.