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Testing. I'm back home.

I can't believe I went all the way there for one night and came all the way back. In some ways it feels kind of pointless.

I mean, in case I went all the way halfway back to Devon, all the way back here, and then on Friday all the way back again.

Motorway driving's so boring.

I'm a bit disappointed I got horned at on the way home.

The last stretch as well, last 10 minutes of drive, I got horned at. I guess it was my fault.

It was a roundabout, a roundabout exit off the motorway onto the normal roads. I went— the roundabout was completely empty. I went around the roundabout. I had to do a, a right turn like that and then go around it and then do the 3rd exit. I was going around the roundabout and then I signal left to exit,

and then out of nowhere, blue van was right behind me and horned at me. And I was like, fuck, I didn't even see it was there. The hell? Like, it just appeared out of nowhere.

Oh God, I hate that. I didn't check the left mirror, to be honest. I was only checking the right mirror. Because when you're going around the roundabout, you check the right mirror. You can see what's behind you, can't you? Because you're going around it. So I didn't check the left mirror

and it was in the left lane. I was in like the right lane trying to spiral left outwards.

Bit annoyed with myself that I didn't even see it was there.

I went to this farm cottage. It was okay, I guess.

I like the lodge better. And the farmers were like right outside doing farming so that you could see them from the window. Didn't really feel very private.

It's like the lodge more.

And the fireplace, I was hoping we could use the fireplace, but it didn't seem like it was like a working fireplace.

Yeah, 3-hour drive there. I got there about 4 PM. And then like 6, 7 hours together, and then go to bed and wake up in the morning, leave. Like 8 hours together, and then 3-hour drive back home.

I tried a different charging place. I went to Gridserve outside of Reading. God, so much more expensive than Tesla. 84p per kilowatt to Tesla's like 55p per kilowatt. It's nearly a third more expensive. Now there was a Tesla Supercharger there as well, but it was on the other side of the motorway, so to get there you'd have

to keep on going until you get to the roundabout and come all the way back. So annoying. Why can't they just make an overhead bridge thing?

They put a Tesla Supercharger on the other side,

so I just used Gridserve.

I had to sit there for half an hour.

My back hurts as well. I don't know if my back hurts from driving or because I lifted up my dumbbell not very well the last time. I didn't spread my legs.

And then I'm going back again next week to see her, and then I'll probably go to my house.

You know, I actually really enjoyed when you get off the M25 away from London and then you start seeing the signs like the Southwest and Wiltshire. The roads just open up and it becomes so nice. I went to the Cotswolds. It's kind of like Jeremy Clarkson's farm joint. It looked like that kind of area.

So nice getting out of Kent for driving. I hate driving in Kent. The road's too busy.

Road's too busy, and then the traffic gets all slowed down to like 60 on the motorway.

I got horned at again.

It's not my fault, I didn't see he was there.

Motorway— I mean, the roundabout on the motorway, it was completely empty,

and then he just appears out of nowhere.

Number one, if he appeared out of nowhere, that means he didn't join the roundabout with me, which means I was already on the roundabout when he got onto the roundabout, which means he shouldn't have entered the roundabout if I was coming around the fucking roundabout. Why are you entering the roundabout when I'm on it?

It is your fault. That I didn't know you snuck up behind me. I indicating left saying I was coming out,

and then the idiot horns at me.

Not supposed to enter roundabout if someone's on it. Supposed to give way and then enter it.

Fucking moron.

It wasn't a very aggressive beep. It wasn't like beep. It was like beep, like that.

But I felt a bit embarrassed. I felt embarrassed because I didn't see him there. I should have seen him there.

It's just when you're going round the roundabout,

it's, it's hard to look in the left mirror.

Like when you're going from the inner part of the roundabout to the outer part, spiraling out,

things get confusing when you're looking in 3 different mirrors and going round in a circle at the same time.

And then on the way back, I forgot which part I was on. I think it was on the drive to Reading. I saw these massive army tanks on the back of trailers, like 6 of them with army convoy, and then artillery, like some kind of long-range artillery cannons. Don't know where they're taking those. They're going the other

way. Maybe they're being taken to Dartmoor for training. Those tanks are fucking huge. Never seen a tank like up close.

I mean, they weren't even up close, on the other side of the dual carriageway, but they're huge. Imagine that coming at you with its cannon, blowing you off.

Oh, I'm exhausted. Uh, 6 hours of driving in 24 hours. I'm gonna have a nice one more week at my mum's house and then go back to my Devon house.

Oh, I really ran the battery right down to nearly 2%. I got to the charger with only about 10 miles left. I got home with about 15 miles left.

Oh God.

Exhausting. I'm gonna do it all again, but this time all at once.

Yeah, well, even if I didn't have an electric car, I don't think I'd want to drive more than 2 hours at one go. I really need a break.

I just start getting all dizzy,

like motion sickness kind of stuff. Not— I don't feel sick, I just feel like dizzy, like you spin around in a chair 10 times and try to walk in a straight line.

Yeah, I guess it was kind of crazy just for one night, but the heart wants what the heart wants.

And seeing her next week as well.

Uh, this crazy thing happened. I don't know if I want to tell you. Let me think.

Yeah, I guess it's fine. You won't believe it. So I booked this hotel. It's like a cottage, and they have a— they have a blackboard in front of the cottages, and they put the guest name on the blackboard. It's like, so-and-so this way, so-and-so that way. The blackboard nearly docks me. Luckily, I put my fake name Jason—

well, not my fake name, my middle name. I put my middle name Jason as the guest name, but this weird thing happened when I got there. Instead of saying Jason, it said Daniel Nash,

and I was like, what? Why have they put Daniel Nash? I don't think I've ever used Daniel Nash as a fake name before. And then I thought, is it the previous guest? There's no way the previous guest's name was Daniel. Are you kidding me? And then she saw the sign and I quickly said, oh, it must be

the previous guest. But then I woke up this morning and they changed the name to Jason. And I was like, oh look, they changed it to my name.

I can't believe the previous guest has the same name as me.

I don't know why they put Daniel Nash, because I wouldn't use Daniel Nash as a fake name.

Nearly doxxed by the chalkboard.

Oh, and I guess it really was the previous guest's name, but then why didn't they put my name? Not very good, is it?

Oh yeah, I got a reply from the bodywork repair shop for the car. Guess how much they quoted me to fix the dented door?

£2,000. £2,100 to fix a dented door, or £2,500 to replace the dented door. You get a new car for £2,500. I thought it'd be like £500.

No wonder my car's only worth £5,000 when I try and sell it now. They probably saw the damage and thought, oh, it's going to cost me £2K.

The car might be worth £7K still if I didn't dent the door like that.

Well, I guess I'm not getting that fixed. £2,100, that's insane just for a little dent.

All you gotta do is pop the dent out and then buff the scratch out. I guess I'm not getting that fixed. I don't think my insurance would cover me accidentally driving into a wall.

Do you think it would?

I very, very slowly eased the car into the corner of a wall until gravity pulled the car into it.

1,500 kilograms of EV pressed into the corner.

It didn't even hit the wall like an impact, it just pressed itself into the wall slowly.

I don't really care, but my mum and Dave Gibson keep making a big fuss about it. Dave Gibson was like, oh, I wouldn't drive around with my cars like that. I don't really care, it's just a stupid little dent.

I'm really not bothered about tape and scratches on my car. I don't know why or how people are bothered by it.

Yeah, they said they had to match the paint as well. Too much work.

Yeah, I don't see the point claiming on insurance if when you do that it just makes your insurance more expensive, because then they'll be like, oh, he crashes his car a lot. Raises insurance price.

Look, hours of motorway driving is so boring, but you can't switch off because you got to be alert.

All these stupid lorries overtaking each other. One's doing 58 and then another one's trying to do 62 to slowly overtake and block up 2 lanes.

And then I'm in the fast lane and then someone's flashing me from behind even though I'm doing the limit. Who was doing like 90 and flashing me? So I was like, geez, okay, moving. Have fun with your speeding ticket. Should report him to the police. He must have been doing like 90.

I don't get it. Is it okay to speed? Everyone's doing like 85.

If everyone's doing it, then it must be fine. It's like everyone smokes weed even though it's illegal.

When everyone else slows down, I slow down with them because they must be slowing down for a reason.

Oh God, my hands smell like her.

Really? 77 on motorways?

I wish it was just like Germany

and do whatever you want.

We watched this show on Netflix called House of Guinness. It's quite good.

Don't know how accurate it is about the beer company. And the 4 kids of the guy who started it takes over the company because he dies.

I don't like Guinness, it's really bitter, isn't it? They're really making shows and TV series about every damn thing. Next they do a movie about Burger King, KFC, or about Subway.

They should do a movie about Peugeot,

the origin story of Peugeot. And it had Jack Gleeson in it too. He does Joffrey in Game of Thrones. He looked kind of funny.

It takes like half an hour to top up about 100 miles.

That's why I got fined in the car park earlier this year, because when it's cold, the charging speeds tank. I swear the charging speed was like 25 kilowatts per hour when I went to Devon. That's why I overstayed in the car park. It took so damn long.

It's crazy how long it takes to get anywhere because you're doing ridiculous speeds and it's still taking forever. Just makes you realize how big the country is. I don't know, how did people get around in the olden days? Would have taken days to get anywhere.

I think repairs for the Peugeot could be like £3,000. The door needs to be either replaced or fixed, would cost over £2K, and then all the scratches around it would probably cost like a $1,000. I reckon the car's probably worth like $8 or $9K if it was in good condition still, but the damage is so expensive.

Say anything about what?

I don't kiss and tell.

I don't know what you want to know. I mean, we went to a hotel. Had food. We got Greek food, although it was just kebabs, so it's just like Turkish food really. And then we watched House of Guinness, and I watched a couple of episodes of that Alice in Borderland, but it was boring.

Like some Japanese show where everyone disappears in Tokyo, then they've got to play these weird games to not get killed.

Didn't really like it.

I thought House of Guinness was better.

More like Alice in Boring Land. Why is his name Alice as well?

What food?

Did he open it?

Did he open the packet? He opened himself. Really?

What time they going?

I got here, my sister's still here. I thought they would have left by now.

I think what happened with the horning was

maybe I go around the roundabout really slowly. I don't know, I'm doing like 30 or 40 around the roundabout.

The blue van must have joined the roundabout from the next exit because he wasn't next to me when we— and when I entered the roundabout, I was alone.

So I just assumed it was empty when I took my left exit. I put my indicator on,

so I don't know how,

cuz I didn't see him at all until he was right behind me and horned at me.

Maybe I'll look at my dash cam footage. I don't know, just forget about it. Next time, just

I really gotta check the left mirror when spiraling out.

Or maybe I should have been in the left lane to take that, but it's a 90-degree exit.

My instructor said if you're doing an exit that goes past 12 o'clock, then you should be in the right lane. Yeah, but when I want to exit, then someone in the left lane might be in my way.

I hate roundabouts.

If America doesn't have roundabouts, how do you get off the motorway?

It's just a slip road and then what, a T-junction? Nice, Akish.

Not fair, my mum got my sister sushi, she didn't get me sushi. Said she thought I'd be home later. Why would I be home later? Well, hotel checkout's at 10 AM

and it takes 3 hours to get home. Obviously I'll be back around 12.

Actually, I left at 9 AM because she left to go to work, so I'm not gonna— I'm not gonna sit in the hotel until 10 AM all alone, so I left at 9.

I only got home at 12-ish.

I

think this trip cost me £150. It was £12 Tesla charging to get there, and then I think £18 to get back because I used grid, grid serve.

Grid surf probably costs £18, so that's £40 charging and £120 hotel.

She paid for the food.

She also bought tickets for this thing we're gonna do next month.

Haha.

I'll probably go back to my Devon house next week. I guess I should go home.

But Pushkin's so cute.

He was sleeping next to me on the chair this morning. I mean, yesterday morning.

Insta update. What? What, Instagram has maps? I don't know, I deleted my Instagram now.

I didn't have a shower today. Can you tell?

I look very shiny.

I can't be bothered having a shower in the morning if I'm in a hotel. I don't have a shower anymore. I'd just rather come home.

Because you're just going to be sitting in a car for 3 hours anyway.

I'll probably keep the Devon House.

Those tanks look so cool. I saw these tanks being transported.

I just— I can't be bothered learning how to use a new shower. I like familiarity of the shower that you use all the time. Sometimes the showers are nice, and then I don't know, sometimes it's too cold or the water's too weak.

I'd rather just leave the hotel and start driving.

And then when I drove into the Cotswolds, they had these crossings. It said tank crossing, and it was like a dirt path that crossed over the normal road. What, those are just for tanks? How many tanks are driving up and down? Where does it go? Where are the tanks driving to?

How am I doing? Tired. I did a 3-hour drive yesterday, did a 3-hour drive this morning home. Just to spend 10 hours in a hotel. It wasn't a hotel, it was like a cottage. It was quite nice, but lack, lack of privacy, and the farmers were like busy around. We went exploring around the farm that had cows

and horses,

and then we watched Netflix, got Uber Eats.

It's nice.

I've got this wireless charger, it's pretty nice. Put it there.

Charging.

Oh, new, new curated Revolute cards. Bronze, Sage, Midnight Blue.

No, Sabrina's still here. She's leaving today though.

At least I came back to say goodbye

in time.

Let's see what cards they got.

Oh, a premium— I mean, premium sage green.

Gold. I got that one. Ultra Platinum. Oh, special edition. Oh, they got a British flag. Oh, on the drive into the Cotswolds, I went through this neighborhood. Every house was flying the Union Jack, and I felt a little bit proud. I was like, yes, don't let them make you ashamed of your flag.

Felt a bit emotional.

Maybe things are going to shit in London, but rest of the country staying strong.

No, I get Union Jack card. People are going to call me racist because I got Union Jack on my card. Oh, look at this prismatic red

Prismatic black.

Oh, what's that? NBA. Looks like a basketball. Got— also got a basketball court. That's pretty cool if you like basketball.

Oh, they got like a love heart Pride edition, £10.

Oh, they got— I thought they had crypto cards. That'd be cool.

Oh, look at the new Revolut cards, shiny.

Oh God, market ripped. I lost £70.

Gold ripped hard though. Uh, stocks and shares, I, I says, are massive. Look, 268. I put £1,000 into BMNR because Traveling Trader said it's good.

I put £1,000, I got, uh, 25 shares. It is a crypto company headed by Tom Lee,

and it's supposed to track Ethereum because they bought a lot of Ethereum.

I don't actually know what they do, unlike mining or something. Apparently they bought, they bought $2.4 billion of Ethereum or something, or was it million? So they own 2% of the entire available Ethereum. And Tom Lee says Ethereum is going to go into its super cycle.

So I got crypto exposure now. Traveling Trader said He's going all in call options, BMNR. So I've got Bitmain Immersion Technologies, $1,000. I've got $2,200 in gold, S&P 500,

XF. Pretty good.

If Travon Trader said it's good and Tom Lee is heading it— Tom Lee's genius, he's a perma bull, he's right 97% of the time.

Also, Tom Lee looks like me in 25 years' time, or maybe less.

He's also got a hot Korean wife, so I think he knows what he's doing.

Although I am worried Tom Lee is going to be this year's Cathie Wood. I remember last time the bubble popped in 2021, everyone was going on and on about Cathie Wood.

So I don't think we are at the peak of the bubble yet.

Getting there though. It could be next year. The 2021 market crashed in the beginning of the year, didn't it, when all the meme stocks tanked?

Could happen after Christmas.

Ah, nice to be home.

I rest up for a week and then I got to drive again.

I'm up £1.50 on BMNR. Oh no, I'm now down 4 pence. Whoops, spoke too soon.

It's nice seeing all the other EVs when you go charge. See all the fancy Teslas. I saw some Polestars.

I saw some of the Volkswagen EVs look pretty nice. They've got nice headlights.

Oh, that red Tesla Model Y looks so good. If I was going to get a Tesla, I'd love a red one.

And Polestars don't look very good in my opinion. They look a bit like that Warthog from Halo but less military. Very squarish, bit like Cybertruck but not as stupid.

Yeah, I probably got the cheapest car there. Ugly Peugeot. My car's the most non-looking EV there. Volkswagen EVs look pretty nice.

Definitely makes you feel a bit poor when you pull up at the Superchargers. Usually I feel like my car's the best-looking car at the Tesco car park until you go to a Supercharger, you see everyone's £30,000+ car.

And also the thing I'm jealous about is the Teslas can charge at like 150 watts. I'm sitting there with a piddling 50 kilowatts charging speed and they've got triple the charging speed. God, imagine being able to charge 100 miles in just 10 minutes. I gotta sit there for half an hour.

The main thing I would love about a better EV would be the speeds, charging speeds, and the range.

Yeah, I think my car looks good from the front, but from the back it looks a bit,

bit weak.

My car's got like a round small bum doesn't look cool because I've seen what it looks like. When I drove behind my mum's car, I thought, that's what my car looks like from behind. It looks so tiny, like a toy car.

I think her Honda looked cooler from behind.

I think the best backside, probably the Honda Civic, looks cool. It looks like a Transformer robot, looks like it's going to transform at any minute. Honda Civics look cool.

Not the old ones, the newer ones,

but they're very low down. They're like racer kind of cars. Where you're closer to the road for the speed. Don't really like that.

I remember test driving a Honda Civic with my mum back in 2022. I kept trying to pump the seat up to get higher and went high as it could go, and I was hitting my head on the roof, and I still felt low down.

So did you guys miss me? I was away for a whole day. Whole day with no Daniel. I mean, no Jason. How did you survive?

Market ripped. Too bad I didn't take that trade. I would have made £30.

Oh,

channel views tanked. Silent Hill video died already.

It made $7. Wow,

look, it was going up and then it flattened off at 5K, like YouTube just turned off the taps. They were like, nope, not giving this any more views.

Thanks, YouTube.

Thanks for making me pour.

Oh, I saw Stonehenge. From the road. It looked very tiny. There's no parking nearby Stonehenge. You're not allowed. You got to go to this other car park and then get a shuttle bus to the site, which is stupid. So then you got crowds of people queuing up for the bus to come because it's a protected site. They

don't want cars near it.

It's just a bunch of stones stood up. What's the point of it?

The Henge of Stones.

Chihiro visited it by herself, and then she went to Bath.

I wondered if she went and met a guy there.

Make better content. Oh wow, I didn't know all I had to do was make better content.

I don't know what to

make. How even is better content anyway?

If I knew how to do it, I'd be doing it already.

The only content I can make is ranting about stuff.

Why I hate this, why I hate that,

why I love my Persia.

What do I love?

I don't know, I think the public Superchargers is getting pretty good now. I went to a GridSurf charger, had like 20 machines. You just plug it in, tap your card, and it goes.

Very futuristic.

Sat there, sucked on my vape, had a relaxing 30 minutes.

Not addicted. I could stop anytime.

I'm strengthening my lungs so I can be stronger against pneumonia.

Yeah, I'm going back to Devon next week. I thought I'd have one more week at home.

My mum got angry because my car was blocking.

But she managed to squeeze through the gap.

I guess I could have reversed a bit more, but there's these blue barrels here

blocking the way,

and I want my cable to reach from the window. You've got all that space there, it could have been used for parking.

I mean, there's space there.

Why don't you just park there? There's space here for 3 cars.

I've got CUM on my jumper.

Whoops.

嗯嗯嗯嗯。

If she found my channel, then all she's gonna find is Elden Ring and gaming stuff. Why do you think I deleted my whole channel? People are like, oh, I don't understand why Daniel nuked his whole channel.

So that if she does find it, there's not going to be anything on it. It's just going to be a bunch of stupid gaming stuff.

Uh, don't call my girlfriend stupid. I couldn't ban you.

Spent £40 driving to the Cotswolds and then back here again. It was all jammed up.

I went from Reading to the outskirts of London around the M26. I hate the M26. Or is it the M25? The M25, the whole road is bumpy.

I think my dad said it was made out of concrete. They've made the motorway like square, like rectangles of concrete. So there's like a little bump, little line between each segment of concrete, and it's like, like on the train. It's horrible road. It's all brown as well. I think I remember my dad saying something about it, that

in the '60s or '70s they tried to save money by making the motorway out of concrete. That was a dumb idea.

So nice when it turned back into gray tarmac.

What's wrong with vaping? It's just a bit of moisture.

It's better than smoke.

Smoke's even worse.

Oh yeah, only if you do it all day long, which obviously I don't.

Hmm, what am I gonna do then for this week?

Don't know really.

Why am I even here? I don't know. I mean, I could have just gone straight to Devon, couldn't I? I was already halfway there. I got halfway to Devon and then I came back. I'll try again next time.

Attempt to go back to Devon failed.

My back hurts. I couldn't be bothered doing any exercise.

Maybe tomorrow.

嗯。

Oh, my back hurts.

Oh shit, BMNR tanked £7.

Thanks, Traveling Trader, losing me money again.

What's your purpose then, apart from being annoying?

My purpose is babysitting you bunch of babies all day.

My life's work. Babysitting a bunch of weirdos in a live chat.

嗯，好。

Troll's trying hard to get a reaction, but you ain't getting one. Try harder.

He's trying too hard, it's obvious, so it's not going to work.

Gonna bore you all the way.

3 minutes? Don't you mean

20— 33 minutes?

Futter räumen zur Hafen ein.

I want to get a gaming computer and fix it up.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

Last time I saw Sabrina was 10 minutes ago.

She's downstairs.

5 hours

to go.

Back to the fun. Fun, fun streaming all day long. Love it so much.

And great if we just had that thing from The Sims where you can just speed up time.

5 hours until dinner.

I'm trying to fill the silence with random words.

Got nothing else to do, might as well speed it up if I could.

Yeah, the day was nice, but just, I don't know, because it's like coming back to work, isn't it, after going on holiday?

Live stream inside my coffin when I'm dead. See me decay in real time.

I'm Breaking Bad at 36. Vaping, drinking, driving fast cars,

doing weed.

嗯。

Right

here.

Yeah.

Oh, it's market open. 2 minutes.

Time to make some real money.

I want to go along, maybe there.

Wow, Tesla at $450. Crazy.

Wonder what trades— traveling traders doing.

What? MrBeast response after trapping man in burning house stunt sparks backlash. That's a crazy headline.

Trump shutdown warning. Markets at risk.

iPhone Air teardown.

Maybe I'll do that to my iPhone, get a million views.

Come on, market. I'm in BNM, BMNR. I bought 25 shares.

It's up £2.80. Nice. Bitmine Immersion Technologies.

Ethereum is gonna rip, and then this would go back up to $61.

That would be a 20% gain.

Yeah, 20% gain, I make £200.

That would be insane. I'm up £6.50. Holy shit, traveling traders right again.

Profit update. Uh, I paid off some credit cards, so I'm down £200 on the savings.

Whoa, quite like that little wireless charging stand. It's pretty nice.

Damn, my Socks and Stairs ice shirt— Socks and— what did I say? Socks and Stairs. Socks and Stairs ice is ripping. I'm up £270.

I don't really follow what the UK is doing. I guess they'll do it if that's what America is doing. They just seem to do what America does.

Do do do do do. iPhone 17 Pro Max back on sale.

Out of stock. Why is it always out of stock?

I bet it's heavy though, like 230 grams.

Is it out of stock because everyone's buying it, or because they just don't stock enough of it because they don't think many people are going to buy it? Because how many are actually going to buy a £1,500 phone?

Pushkin hair floating around everywhere.

I thought only migrants had to get a digital ID. I've already got a digital ID.

Don't I?

Well, if I don't have to do it, then I can't be bothered to do it.

Damn, gold nearly at $4,000 per ounce. That's crazy. I told you, didn't I? Me and my mate Peter Schiff told all of you, but you didn't listen, did you? Whoa, I'm up £280 on stocks and shares ISA!

Whoa, BMNR is ripping! I'm up £14!

Oh look, delivery.

No thanks, drove 3 hours today already. I'm not driving to Tenterden. I got BMNR, swag— I mean S&P 500. XZF's up £2. Portfolio is looking good.

I'm up 12% on gold.

I bought 25 shares of BMNR.

Bitmine Immersion Technologies ripping.

I'm up £17 already.

During the most recent trading session, Bitmine Immersion Technologies opened with a price near the session high, sitting at just above $53. As the session progressed— I'm up £19.89, my birthday. I'm up £20. Holy shit,

I'm nearly up £280.

Getting rich.

Don't need a real job. Trading millions here in my bedroom.

Me and my best mate, traveling trader.

I had a weird dream. I went to Traveling Trader's house and he wasn't there, but his girlfriend was there. I banged her and then I ran away before he came home. It was very strange.

I'm up £20 on Bitmine Immersion. £18.

I'm up 22 pounds. Holy shit.

£23. I'm just printing money here by pressing buttons.

Oh, fuck, market just ripped.

I should have went long at the open.

Holy shit, it's ripping!

Jesus, wasn't expecting that. It's gold ripping too.

Uh, not really.

Why is it ripping?

Ripping hard.

Yeah, my Bitmine— holy fuck, I'm up £22! £20! My Bitmine immersion,

it was up £26, now it's £20.

If it gets back up there, I'd make like £300.

Damn, that's a massive rip.

It ripped 2%, the whole NASDAQ. That's a 40% move if you had

CFDs.

Sitting in the tank now.

Well, NASDAQ ripped but S&P 500 tanked.

嗯，嗯，好。

They're diverging so much.

What's Bitcoin doing?

Whoa, Ethereum up 1%.

Wow, I'm up £27 on Bitmine immersion.

There we go.

Oh God.

嗯。

Baby's crying.

It's funny, I didn't even need those earplugs. I didn't use them once. That's good.

Why do I need help moving out? What, she can bring her car and then load up the 2 cars? Uh, there is, yeah.

Market tanking. Move out myself?

Yeah, but renting a van could cost hundreds, and then fuel probably a hundred, and then I got to lift all this stuff myself. No, it's just pay someone to do it.

You'd probably not even save more than £200 doing it yourself.

Although streaming it would be funny, me trying to load a van. Probably do my back in. Companies like £500.

Renting a van's not cheap. I looked into it before when I was looking for a sofa.

And then don't you have to drive it back from where you picked it up from, or are they gonna come and pick it up?

And they gotta drive all the way to Kent and come bring it back to Devon.

Not very practical.

I think they might be leaving.

Sounds like they're getting ready to go. Maybe it's gonna be just me and my mom.

Who says I'm ditching my home? Uh, but—

Doesn't Tom Lee say Bitcoin's gonna be $3 million per coin?

Why not just $10 million?

$1 billion?

I might have a bath tonight since I didn't have a shower.

Damn, market's ripping.

Jesus, massive rip again.

Who's selling it to make it tank like that, and then who's buying it all back up again?

Where are my toothpicks? Uh-huh. They

gave us massive bacon and egg breakfast at the hotel. I couldn't finish it. Felt bad, put half it in the bin.

The farmer was nice.

I wonder how much money they make just renting that. I mean, not renting, but booking it out. £120 a night.

Even if you only get 2/3 of the month booked, it's like £2,000+ a month.

Nice little bit of side income. You know, I always wondered why they have horses on a farm,

because they don't produce anything, do they? You don't eat horse meat or milk it,

and they don't do any work like they used to in the olden days before tractors.

I thought farmers All the livestock is to make money. You know, horses just seem like they don't make any money. I guess it's just like a hobby because they like horses.

Well, some of these farms got a lot of stables.

If they replace the horses with cows, it'd make more money.

Horse racing, kind of niche, isn't it? Because they've got to be good strong horses.

They had like 5 horses.

The only thing you do with horses is you sell them to other people who like horses.

So it's a hobby, isn't it? Horse riding. A horse doesn't do anything. Since the steam engine got invented. Like, they don't do any work

and we don't eat them. Why don't we milk them? I wonder what horse milk tastes like.

Horses are like the only hooved animal that's lucky enough not to be eaten. All the other ones, tough luck. Sheep, pigs, cows, goats,

all for the slaughterhouse.

British people love horses.

Stop being disgusting, Pochinku. Grow up.

Yeah, I said it, what, like 10 years ago?

Why are you bringing it up 10 years later?

I said a lot of things in the past, didn't I?

Why are you bringing up something that's 3 years old and I think you just got a sick mind.

Wonder what you've said 5, 10 years ago.

Why not? Because you'll get banned, that's why not.

I'm pretty sure I never said that. I was just theorizing, like, if you did X, then you could do Y. Doesn't mean I want to do it.

You people are just sick in the mind if that's how you interpret things.

You just randomly bring up this horse thing out of nowhere.

What is wrong with you people?

Okay, I warned you, you're banned.

Literally warned you and you keep pushing.

Sick minds.

Look at his post history. Post history is like pedo this and pedo that.

This guy's sick.

This guy's got the mental maturity of a 10-year-old. Look at his post history, fucking weirdo.

Keeps going on and on about hookers.

Another freak.

I wonder what kind of post history he's got hiding.

Oh, we shouldn't have such freak show viewers.

Oh, thank God it's TB and Mummy. Normal viewers.

I had to ban like 5 people today. The fucking weirdos are out in force today talking about horses.

Yeah, I'm still short. I lost 70 pounds.

Yeah, compared to these Reddit freaks, you guys are normal.

At least you don't keep bringing up stuff I said 5, 10 years ago about horses.

At least some semblance of normalness.

These Reddit freaks always bring up the same stuff. It's either licking poo or horse stuff.

Sick and tired of these people.

Imagine still going on about dumb stuff I said in the past.

I bought a new stock today. I bought £1,000 of

BMNR. I'm up £26 already.

I'm up £26.

Traveling Trader said to buy it.

My ISA stock picks are

Gold, Bitmine Immersion, S&P 500, and financials, all green. I'm up £300.

Doing pretty good.

It's £302 now. Whoa, £304! It just ripped.

£305.

Just getting richer and richer

every second.

I wanted to go long today, but it didn't come down to my target. It just kept ripping. I couldn't get in.

What's H4?

I just used draw on liquidity.

Withdrawn liquidity is previous all-time highs, obviously.

Oh, the 4-hour. Why'd you put H4 and not 4H?

Do you like my rendition of it?

Can't go that high.

Damn, Bitmine is— I'm up £35.

Holy shit, Traveling Trader was actually right.

For once,

I'm up £308.

That Bitmine, £33 up now.

Just getting richer and richer.

No, it's not a trade, it's an investment.

Long-term investment.

Ethereum's gonna easily get back to $5K,

which is what Bitmain Immersion has mostly, I think. I actually don't even know what they do. Traveling Trader just said if you want Ethereum exposure, BMNR is pretty good.

If he said it, it must be true. It's— I don't know what it is, like a mining company headed by Tom Lee.

No, I didn't go on his Discord. He made a video today. I was watching it whilst I charged my car.

It says,

um, what is

BMNR pivoted sharply to become Ethereum-first corporate treasury under the leadership of Tom Lee.

Started off as a Bitmine Bitcoin mining company, but Pivoted to Ethereum-first corporate treasury. What is that? Sounds cool.

Acts as a proxy for Ethereum exposure if investors can gain ETH-linked returns without directly holding crypto.

I'm already up 4%. I'm up £40.

Holy shit, Traveling Trade is

a genius. Offers regulated yield-generating access to Ethereum.

Isn't a traditional mutual fund, it's a public company with a treasury strategy. Mirrors Ethereum's performance. So is it like MicroStrategy

but for Ethereum?

Exactly. Essentially the Ethereum equivalent of MicroStrategy for Bitcoin. Look, it says it right there.

Tommy says Ethereum supercycle is about to start. If Ethereum goes to like 10K, I'm gonna make £1,000. Holy fuck, I'm gonna be rich.

Don't need YouTube anymore.

Up 311 now, look at it.

I'm up £60 today.

Shame about my CFD shorts getting wrecked. I'm still down £500 on that.

Ah, imagine if I just didn't short the market. I have an extra 500. I would have nearly 7K.

How much money is in my kit? I've got 172 for the next payout so far. 172 plus

5597

plus 149 plus 310 plus 38. What's 6266?

The

sun's getting bright.

I

can't see anything. Oh, what's that?

Disgusting.

Oh, look at his little face.

Massive. It's got a little mouth.

Imagine having arms coming out your face.

That's gonna be some bird's lunch. And then shat on your car, turned into white paste.

Oh, my back's killing me. I don't know if it was all the driving. Or was it the weightlifting?

My savings are at 6,266. Problem is it's not going up as much because stupid shorts are tanking me down.

Otherwise I would have had an extra 70.

Stupid Traveling Trader been saying to go short since April, saying all these gaps gonna get filled. When? In 2035. He's like, all gaps always fill. Well, we left these gaps unfilled.

All the gaps unfilled since April. Look, this one and this one.

And then they kept going on about the death cross, remember?

He also had hedges. He had like S&P 500 puts that he closed as a loss, and then he kept saying, oh well, you should never want your hedges to be up.

You should always want your hedges to not work out, like car insurance. You always would never want to have to use it.

Do you think in 5 years' time when the baby's running around, I'm still gonna be here, 41 years old, still living at my mum's house?

That'd be a bit sad.

How many times do you think I would have moved out and moved back in since now until 41 years old?

What's my mum doing?

No, everything's fine.

Things might change when the baby's gone. It'll be just us. Well, I'm only going to be here for a week and then I'm going back to Devon. Next week.

Might as well enjoy my house.

I wonder how much post I've got. Probably none, hopefully.

I wonder how my aloe vera plant is doing.

Rosemary is probably dead. Imagine the smell of the rotting food. It's been 2 weeks nearly.

I put some food in the bin before I left, so it's still there, festering.

Well, Bitmine's ripping! I'm up £42!

Hope there's some good dinner tonight.

Made $2,020 this month. Still got one more day left, today and tomorrow. Might be able to get up to 2,100 or 2,200.

Damn, my portfolio is ripping.

Damn,

I use wheel cleaner as my body gel in the shower. Why not?

Must

be something

to say here.

Yeah, it's my dream to become a trader. Of course I'm still doing it.

Don't care if I fail at it my whole life.

This is my passion.

Uh, yeah, I am uneducated. I only went to secondary school. Didn't even get A-levels.

No, I didn't add the phone to the debt.

Still definitely gonna return it.

Yeah, but I use it a lot. See, I'm always using it

instead of the S10 Plus.

I added the Flip 7.

God, it's such a nice phone.

Stunning, gorgeous screen. Slim. Look how slim it is. I can't believe people were saying that the port is slightly misaligned.

You don't even notice it unless you stare right at it. Who cares? Look at that, beautiful,

perfectly balanced in the center. Whoa,

I don't— wouldn't want the 17 Pro or Pro Max just because it's going to be so much heavier and you just hold your phone like that resting on your little finger all the time. So you're putting almost all the weight on your little finger. You do start to notice the strain

when you're holding it.

So I'm saving a lot of pain in my little finger by having this phone.

Pays for itself.

Market's gonna tank because I just went long. I'm down £2.

Market's only ripping because of Bitcoin, isn't it? Bitcoin's only up 1%.

It's up 2%.

Yeah, I banned all the stupid freak troll people. They're obsessed with horses and licking poo. Get the fuck out my chat. Time to grow up. And then they say, oh, you should do it. Yeah, like 10 years ago.

You're the one bringing it up constantly, like that's all you care about.

They're the ones who keep bringing it up. I just said it once ages ago, like 5 years ago I said it, and they constantly keep bringing it up.

It sounds like they're more into the idea than they think I am.

What a pain some animals are.

Kind of making me want to have a bowl of porridge now

with some bananas. Do you like sweet porridge or salty porridge? My mum used to make good chicken porridge with a bit of Marmite.

It was really nice.

Yes, I would like many viewers, Mr. Bot. Can I have 1 million viewers?

Yeah, I'm having so much fun

now the Reddit freaks are banned.

We can have sensible conversations.

There is text-to-speech. Maybe if you fuckers would donate, then you'd hear it.

Look, this is the last one I got.

I'm sorry that most people feel that you should kill yourself. I'm sorry that you're such a narcissist that you can't see how delusional you are. Oh, my loving fan. I'm sorry that you're so insecure about being skinny you take every chance to call people fat.

Come

on, market, do something.

Came back here because

I don't know, I'll go back to Devon next week.

I was still enjoying my time here,

but I had to make a brief pit stop.

I don't know if I'm gonna move out.

See how things go.

I'm just relaxing at home for now.

Gonna have a barbecue tonight. Hopefully still got a bottle of beer in the fridge. Pretty sure no one's drunk it.

I got San Miguel.

I can't believe the car repair shop quoted me £2,100 to fix my dented door. Uh, no thanks, I'd rather just have a dent.

I got halfway to Devon, decided to come home instead. See Mr. Pushkin,

have bar food, home-cooked food.

My mum said, why don't I just come back home and leave Devon? I said, I don't know.

She was looking for jobs for me nearby. I saw this one job chopping wood.

She should ask at the petrol station for me.

Imagine the same customers remember me and they're like, not you again.

If the stupid Nepal guy wasn't there, maybe I'd consider it. Why can't he get a life and do something else with his stupid life? 10 years working at a petrol station, it's kind of sad.

His biggest aspiration is to work at a petrol station.

He is still there. I went there last year and I saw him. I went there 3 times last year

to get supplies. I saw him there every time

with his big bobblehead.

And he was working there like 2 years before I started, so he's been working there since 2014. Must have been at least 2014 or '15 he started. I started in 2016. He was already there for like 2 years.

Don't know, they just get one job latch on to it for their whole lives.

At least I did stuff. Went around the world, got married, got divorced, became a YouTuber.

I couldn't even last 1 year at that petrol station, let alone 10 years.

Although, I mean, it's nice how near it is, and the money was good

considering I didn't have to pay rent or travel or food or bills.

Sometimes it was exciting, like when you get robbed and the police come. I didn't like the travelers though. They scared me.

I find it is pretty nice.

Perfectly balanced.

I need toilet.

I thought I wasn't going to eat the quiche crust because I don't like it, but now I'm hungry again. It's looking pretty tasty.

I moved back in with my mom cuz

I got bored at my house,

and I can't show my apples as organic Could have didn't taste it from the powder, but I'm sure it's fine.

It's so dry.

Uh, it's like creating paste in my mouth.

When you're hungry enough, anything's good.

Even the taste of ash.

Typical, the market tanks when I go long. Tanked right at the top.

I'm down 8 pounds.

Look, I shut the curtains and the tiny little gap I left— stupid sun's blinding me.

Oh, my back hurts.

Bye. And it's a pain.

Ah, this house is so nice and warm. The sun comes down, warms up every room. I don't know why my Devon house isn't like this.

Devon house, just freezing all the time.

It's so warm in this house. The heating's not even on. I think it's not on. It's so nice and warm. I'm always freezing in my Devon house.

Yep, it decides to tank when I go along. Typical.

Oh, I'm down £10.

It rips when I'm short and then tanks when I go long. Fucking annoying. Stupid fucking market. Punch it in the fucking face.

I saw this recent clip of a streamer in Japan dressed up as Luffy, and he was on the train, and this old Japanese man comes up to him, tells him to shut up. Gets in his face, and then the streamer gets up and shoves the old man back and then shoves him again in the back. And I

was like, fuck yes, about time stupid old fucking Japanese people get a taste of their own medicine. Sick and tired of seeing these fucking old Japanese men thinking they're tough shit when they're, they're like old frail men that should shut the fuck up. Getting in people's faces. Japanese people rude as fuck, especially the old men.

Have you seen the clip? It's like a young white guy. I think he's white. I don't know. He went up. He was just sitting in the chair on the train streaming, and then this stupid old Japanese guy comes up and he's like, "うるさいって言ってんだよ." And then he's like putting his hand. Trying to switch off the stream, like putting—

getting in his face. And then the streamer stands up and shoves him back, and I was like, yes, knock him out too, fucking idiot.

Streamers need to start standing up for themselves, stop getting pushed around. Fucking Japanese people. If you don't like it, go away. You're allowed to stream in a public space.

Just report it to the police and move on. No, they got to get all mouthy and get physical. It's time they start getting shoved in the face.

You know that American singer Jeremy— Jeremiah Miller? He rides around on a hoverboard and he's got like a microphone and speaker in his backpack. He does live singing. There's a clip of him getting shoved by some stupid fat Japanese man.

Sick and tired of seeing us streamers getting shoved around.

One, one time they're going to shove the wrong person and get punched in the face.

And as someone who has been harassed by old Japanese men I'd be cheering.

Just because someone's annoying you doesn't give you the right to get in their face and touch them.

Japanese old men are crazy. I saw this other clip. This guy, this Japanese guy, just went nuts against this Japanese woman on the train because she was, I don't know, like cross-legged, and then her foot was like hitting him, and then he started whacking her with a newspaper. These people, they're all on edge. They're gonna snap any

moment.

I wouldn't blame them. Imagine using public transport when you're 60 years old and not driving a car.

Everyone has the right to film in public.

The Japanese can't really complain; they're annoying as well. You go into every shop, you get screamed "いらっしゃいませ" in your face. They've got those political broadcasting things driving around on trucks blasting megaphones.

I think the whole you're not allowed to speak on the phone on the train thing is stupid because I mean, it would make sense if you're not allowed to speak on the train at all, but you get groups of rowdy Japanese salarymen shouting and laughing and chatting on the train with their mates, so that's okay, but you're

not allowed to talk on the phone. Stupid.

The culture isn't peace and quiet though. They— people— the West think it is, but it's not.

The culture is to draw in more customers and be better for the business. You gotta be loud and rowdy. You go into a yakiniku shop, all five, ten of the staff screaming. It's fucking annoying. You're sitting there eating dinner every time a customer comes in. It's so much.

Ramen shops are the worst.

Big camera and camera, Yodobashi Camera, and worse,

they blast the same repetitive music over and over and over. Goes to Don Quijote and it's nonstop.

So irritating. Imagine working there hearing that 10 hours a day.

You don't have staff yelling, you don't have stupid music playing.

I hate it, I must say.

I don't need to be welcomed into the store. I'm at the store because I need to buy stuff.

No wonder what happened to that streamer though, because he basically filmed himself pushing that guy.

It could have gotten in trouble.

There was that black TikToker guy. What happened to him? He made loads of really annoying stuff like walking into people's homes. There's this one video he did. He walked into someone's house.

I forgot his name. Mizzy, something like that. Did he get locked up finally?

He was on the Piers Morgan Show.

Wannabe IShowSpeed.

I forgot the other things he did— trespassing and being annoying. I'm pretty sure it was Mizzy. M-I-Z-Z-Y.

Funny thing, the crazy thing is these people will have an easier time moving on in life, because they did annoying things, but they didn't say stuff like I've said.

Like, there's clips of me saying stuff that could, um,

make people not like me.

Who would get back to me?

Market's pulling back.

I'm thinking

my mom bought the kish.

Mm-hmm. Don't know what to do about my house.

I'm going to my mom's house.

嗯嗯。

I can't be bothered moving. Such a pain.

Can't believe I moved all the way to Devon. So stupid.

Another genius idea.

I want to go to that Bodmin Jail thing. It looks pretty cool.

It's gonna be so hard charging my car in freezing temperatures.

And how come the fuel doesn't freeze in petrol cars?

If I never uprooted my life, then I would have— I would still be a virgin now, wouldn't I?

Yeah, well, I'm a people pleaser. I try and do everything I can to make it easier for them. Like, I booked the hotel near them, so I end up having to drive 3 hours and they only drive half an hour. I don't like inconveniencing people.

That's just my nature.

Like, I could have booked the hotel nearer to my mom's, couldn't I? But I booked it nearer to her.

I try and be a gentleman.

But still not good enough. They still say, oh, it's not enough, you don't love me.

It's always about them.

It's all about whether they feel loved or not.

But no one ever cares if I feel loved.

It's just in my nature that I want to be a good partner. I want to help them,

so I take on as much burden as I can.

I like doing it. If I like them and I feel like they like me, yeah, I want to go the extra mile to make things more convenient for them. Hold open the door for them,

offer to pay. I paid for the Korean barbecue when I met a Spanish girl. I like doing it. Makes me feel superior.

I paid for the barbecue, I pay for the shisha.

I try and do my best.

But then I fail in the most important part of it, which is the emotional support part.

I find it hard to make them feel like I care.

I'm going back to Devon next week.

Why I moved back to Devon, next stream title.

Looks like it's time to put the dummies back into the baby's mouths.

Treslesh band.

The Rio band.

So many freaks online today.

Time to suck on the pacifier for a bit.

Da da da da da.

I'd rather have a dead chat. I'd rather lose the money.

It's not worth it.

Barely affects it anyway.

Look how much money I made from chat engagement.

$4 chat engagement.

You think it's worth it having these retards in the chat? No thanks,

not worth $4. I'll pay $4 to shut them up.

Must be a slow day. All the fucking weirdos and freaks showing up in chat today. I banned 6 people already.

Yeah, thanks, TBN Mommy, making me $4. For the whole month.

So generous.

I'll look another one to ban.

When did you make your account?

The 4th of September.

People got like weird ban fetish.

This whole chat history is about my mum giving me money.

Weird— weird thing to be obsessed about.

Trolls are obsessed about very specific things, like the poo licking thing, mum giving me money, KCIP being revoked. Should have a bingo card

of what the trolls are going to bring up today.

KCIP revoked, poo licking, mum giving me money.

Uh, what else?

Yeah, the horse thing, and then various grape things which aren't even grape.

They've kind of gone quiet on the pedo thing. They were going hard on the pedo thing last year, weren't they?

Sick minds.

Bitcoin's tanking.

Hmm.

Oh, hey Hillary, you're the only one in the chat.

Congrats.

Just

gonna tame it.

Oh God, so nice having the chat turned off. You guys are so fucking annoying.

How do I have the most annoying audience in the whole fucking world?

Let's turn it off and it's like poof, you're all gone. So nice.

Gotta have the most fucking irritating viewers on the whole website, don't I?

Oh,

oh, you got sub beer, or can mods speak?

I put it on sub only mode and people getting really annoying today.

Yeah,

maybe mod privilege.

I was thinking I'd give a few people mod who have a history of not being annoying, but I can't even think of a single person.

Oh yeah, it would affect the income if people stop watching because the chat's not on,

but sometimes you just gotta turn it off. And have some peace and quiet.

Okay, I'll turn it off.

Who's here?

It's hard to think that everyone's sleeping, so there's probably

Noise.

Might go down and say goodbye.

That's still not gone.

嗯，对。

Mm,

very cheesy.

Plans for the week, just gonna relax at home and then go back to Devon next week.

Bye. See ya.

They're leaving.

Been a long 2 weeks.

That tends to be 2-hour driving now.

Oh, still half an hour plus 1 hour, 1 hour and a half to go.

Dragging.

They gone. Sister's gone.

Gone home.

House is all mine.

No

more crying.

Very quiet.

Why'd the screen go all dark?

That was weird.

Bye.

Ah,

ages.

Shield guard.

The hell have they done to the menu?

How do I just play?

Hate when they change stuff.

Random. What is this?

I just want to play normal matchmaking.

Oh,

there it is.

Nice.

Who are these new people?

I've only added one new person. Raul. Raura

and Denari.

Scopos. I've got so many characters now. I remember when there was only about 20.

Why is it taking so long?

Finally.

Oh no, I didn't choose.

Oh, where is— what?

Oh, I forgot where the characters were.

Sounds so quiet.

I've got 7,000 hours on this game. You're gonna see some skill.

Taking ages.

What happened? Need

to use your drone to locate a bomb.

Mouse feels weird.

I hate this level, it's so ugly. Look at it, this is concrete blocks,

no theme.

Atmosphere. Terrible level design.

Your mission is to locate and defuse a bomb.

Doesn't feel smooth.

Feels like 25 FPS. It feels smooth.

Oh my God, it's so laggy.

It's gonna suck.

I forgot what the buttons are.

One dead.

Op 4, last operator standing. Where are they?

The diffuser is no longer in your possession.

Did I start?

Oh, why is it so laggy?

I can't turn textures down. It's grayed out.

It won't let me. It's grayed out.

Who took my Amaru?

Won't let me change it.

What one above it? Reflex. What's that?

IPhone Air plays games better than this laptop.

Didn't used to be this laggy.

A bit better.

10 seconds.

5 seconds before insertion.

A bomb must be located and defused. Yeah, way better now.

If it's boring, then fuck off.

Whoa, whoa, what? I fucking shot him point-blank with a shotgun.

Perfect ambush as well.

I shot

him in the leg.

Drone activated.

Everything's low.

Loading human.

Friendly last operator standing.

Op 4 eliminated all friendly.

What's the ban phase?

Banned operator? What?

What's the point banning operators?

What? I don't know what they've done to the game. Well, you choose defense and offense operators before it's even begun. Didn't used to be like that.

Yeah, why don't you go and play a game then? Fuck off, prick. We need to locate a bomb.

Do us all a favor and go away.

Some of us trying to enjoy the gameplay here.

10 seconds.

5 seconds before insertion.

A bomb must be located and defused. A bomb must be located and defused. A bomb. Why I hate this level? Where the fuck are you supposed to go?

Such an ugly, boring level. Get out my way.

You

located a bomb.

I don't know where the hell they are. I hate this level.

What a terrible level.

I didn't even get to shoot my gun.

I

just

ran straight in.

Oh God, this game's boring. I don't know how I played this so much.

Call of Duty on iPhone Air looks better.

15 seconds left.

The diffuser is now secured. The diffuser is no longer in your possession. We have been eliminated.

Oh, how do I play this all day?

Secure the bomb.

Located a bomb. Be ready for assault.

Oh God,

down to 10 seconds.

Down to 5 seconds.

Oh, maybe it's the resolution.

Whoa, that's why. Uh, why is it at like 4K resolution. 1080p. Oh my God, buttery smooth! It was playing at like 2566p or whatever it was called. Buttery smooth now.

I forgot about that display.

Oh, so much better.

Now we can play properly.

Oh, it's so smooth now.

See, games are so much more fun when the graphics are good and it's smooth. It's not blurry at all. It's exactly the same.

I'm

scared.

I'm scared.

I thought I had to go prone. I'm the last one alive.

Ah, I killed one of them.

We lost. Noob. Fucking noobs.

Stupid fucking noob.

No one's biting my bait.

If you type easy when you didn't do anything, people get mad. They say shut the fuck up, you didn't even do anything.

Warden. That guy is so boring.

Time to lock in.

Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.

Be advised, our location has been compromised.

You need to stop worrying about grenades.

10 seconds left.

Down to 5 seconds. Deploying. Get ready to engage.

Oh my God. The fuck?

Fucking idiot. Why did he just blow me up?

I really hate this game sometimes.

Mission failed. All friendlies have been neutralized.

Worst team ever.

Looks like Keemstar.

Too many griefers in this game.

I wish they just switched off friendly fire.

Just don't see the point of friendly fire. I know it's for realism, but most of the time it's just people being idiots.

They've added so much crap to this.

Oh, I like the Australian level.

What is this ban phase? Why, why do we want to choose one to ban? Ban a defender?

I don't want to ban anyone. Why do I want to ban someone?

What's the point of that? Oh look, they gave Clash hair. She used to be completely bald, now she got a little afro.

Amaru is so ugly, but I like her special skill.

Can they make a hot one? Hot Native American. She looks like a man.

Half the women are scary looking, man.

Need to use your drone to locate a bomb.

Your drone has found a bomb. Insertion in 10 seconds.

5 seconds to insertion.

Proceed to bomb's location and defuse it.

No, changing mags.

Right

in the back.

Up. Someone's up.

Shoot! Shoot!

Op 4, last operator standing. Op 4 eliminated.

Need to use your drone to locate a bomb. Ah, so nice and smooth now.

Oh yeah.

Be advised, a drone has located a bomb.

Insertion in 10 seconds.

Insertion in 5 seconds.

Proceed to bomb location and defuse it.

Haha, nope. Oh, come on, I shot him twice. How did that not hit? I hate the shotgun sometimes. Time between each reload is insane.

Deploy Selma.

Abort neutralized. Mission successful.

It's not laggy for me.

I don't understand the point of this ban a defender part.

It didn't used to have this.

Who cares about banning one defender?

It's weird why they added that.

We need to locate a bomb.

10 seconds before insertion.

5 seconds to insertion.

A bomb must be located and defused. Been keeping up to date with your post about them.

Anything you want to say? Haven't I already?

Loading you back.

You have located a bomb.

What?

That's funny. Gemini got taken out.

Loading chock.

I got you.

Top four last upstanding.

The diffuser is no longer in your possession. Friendly last operator standing.

Market's tanking.

The diffuser has been secured.

Easy.

All right.

Oh wow, the category on Kick changed to Rainbow Six. Don't— how did it do that? How does it know I'm playing Rainbow Six? That's weird.

I didn't change it.

How does it know I'm playing Rainbow Six? Is it because I keep saying Rainbow Six?

That's interesting.

I wonder if they use AI to do that.

Maybe I'll become the top Rainbow Six Kick streamer.

10 seconds to insertion. Op 4 located a bomb. Protect it. 5 seconds to insertion.

Bomb located by Op 4.

How does he move like that on his back?

Watch

this.

Where are they?

What? Where are they? All left the game.

They're all AFK or something.

Oh no. 3 versus 1.

What? That person's good.

I'm scared.

Why is that person so strong? Got a shield and they can shoot at the same time.

That one person is killing us all.

One friendly remaining.

15 seconds. Oh, fucking— this just came out of nowhere. Oh God.

That one guy killed all of us.

That scared me.

Jesus, that Blackbeard guy is so OP.

They really buffed him.

He used to just have a tiny little bulletproof shield, glass shield over his gun. Now he's got a whole body shield.

This is my secret hack. You go in here. I messed up.

Oh, you go in here.

Ready for company.

They hide in the shower.

Oh, I broke it. Damn it. Not right now.

Why is it one versus all of us? The shield person.

Reloaded. Got him.

Oh, I thought

I was number one.

I'm number 3rd. Oh, my stomach

hurts.

Oh, why is that stomach painful?