Kick Livestreams/BIG DAY OUT - Restormol castle 2025-07-29 18_54 [50629761-big-day-out-restormol-castle] 480p

Oh,

I didn't

get my car.

Really making noise.

Hello. Hello.

They parked right next to me. Got the whole park up.

I don't know why it used so much battery to get here. It says it's only 35 miles here, but the battery drained from 160 down to 100. Maybe because I was going really fast.

Weird, isn't it?

It was not uphill, but it was mostly dual carriageway all the way. Yeah, so I was doing at least 70 the whole way.

How many bloody people coming out?

Weird, it's 2 guys with a bunch of kids.

How

long they gonna

be there?

Can

only go 1 hour away. Yeah, pretty much.

God, that took such a fucking long time. Jesus fucking Christ. Why are there 2 men with a bunch of kids?

Bit weird.

Where's the wife?

Hello, there's 2 guys with like 4 kids.

Just gotta buy a ticket.

I can't see the castle from here.

Oh no, I didn't do up my trouser string.

Wait for those people to go past.

Such a great day. Oh.

I made $230 yesterday. Not bad. 13 hours. I did 15 hours, maybe $280. Pretty good.

Payday's on Thursday. I reckon I'll make $1,500.

I'm in the car park. Where are you, babes? Baby, I'm waiting in the car park.

Meet me in the car park. I'm wearing a black jumper.

A hot date on her way.

Hot date on her way, guys.

I don't know what SIM card I put in the iPhone, but it sucks.

It's like my old black outfit.

Oh, the Thai language school gave me my documents. I've got the school registration certificate, my Grade reports, student certificate, attendance records. But I don't even want the Thai visa anymore.

I send it to the Thai people and see what they say.

Maybe I do it on my computer.

I don't think they gave me a pass photo.

Oh no, more people showing up. Maybe I just go and buy the ticket already.

Flip mode.

We're in flip mode. As you can tell, because the whole image flips.

Wait, why is it vertical?

Why has it gone vertical?

Uh-huh,

fixed.

I thought I was the earliest one. I mean, I was, I was the first one here.

Okay, discreet mode. I mean, it doesn't look very discreet. It looks like a phone on my shoulder.

Still looks kind of weird, like I've got this thing on my shoulder, but what are you gonna do?

Yeah,

I guess I'll go in.

And these people.

Stormhall Castle.

Is

that it? What's that say?

Ah.

Yes, for 5 days. 5 days? Where are you staying? Uh, Lost Vale. Lost Vale? What a nice town, actually. Yeah, yeah, excellent. Well, welcome to the castle.

Is it back?

Really not getting good signal here.

Weird, because it's fine over there in the car park. I don't know why over here it's not fine.

Oh, now it's good. I don't understand. I haven't barely moved, just randomly got good again.

Oh, you didn't see the bit when I bought the ticket? That's the best bit.

Did you see the bit when I bought the ticket?

Oh, the only interesting bits when I talked to someone. He asked me if I was a student and I said no.

Why is this dead spot in the ticket office?

Weird.

The signal is really not good here.

Cost me ten pounds. Charging my car is probably going to cost like ten pounds as well.

No, I haven't sold my car.

I need it. Need it for IRL.

Da da da da da da.

At least the weather's getting good.

I don't know why the signal is so bad.

Oh God.

It get randomly gets good and then bad again.

Well, anyway, here we are. At the castle, not talking about anything I shouldn't be talking about.

Most definitely not.

The castle's there. I reckon it would take like 15 minutes to see the whole thing. I don't know how— I can't really spend hours and hours and hours here. There's like a wood nearby. I might go there as well. I forgot what it's called. Cardinham Woodland or something.

Whoa, used to have a moat. It's all dried up now. A weird-looking castle.

Look at this thing.

It's quite a cute little castle.

£10 to see this. Yep.

It's quite nice actually. They put little benches around it.

Oh, I've got a good signal up here.

Welcome to the castle built 1,000 years ago.

I don't know how that Tom Scott guy does that unironically.

So cringe. Thousands of years ago, this castle was built by the Roman Empire to hold back the barbarians of Cornwall.

Really? That looks pretty cool. I've never seen a round castle before. I've never seen a round one.

Yeah, it's quite nice to have a picnic, I guess, like the review said.

So Thai school sent me my documents. I sent it to Thai Elite people. Once they have that, they will continue the background check, I guess, see if they approve me. I'm not really going to pay 15K though. I'm just, I'm just testing to see if I can actually get it if I so wanted to. I think if

I just do stuff, it would distract me, and then I'll talk about things I'm currently doing instead of in the past things, which would, um, prevent me from going to jail, which would be pretty good.

But I don't want to leave the UK. I like driving about. The weather's okay sometimes. It might get better in the next few months.

Yeah, they said they'd currently put my background check on hold whilst they wait for the validity of my school certificate.

No, I'm not going to jail, but I could do if I'm not careful.

Today seems nice. I think it's going to get nicer.

Look at my car over there. Can you see it?

I don't want to go into the castle yet. Although maybe it's gonna get crowdier.

Maybe now's the best time. Can I go down into the moat?

Moat's pretty cool.

Am I leaving tomorrow? No, nah, I'm good. I'll just stay.

I wonder how come the water disappeared, or how did they stop it from disappearing before when it was active? If it's just ground, wouldn't the water just soak into it?

Wow.

Look at

the castle. Ah, nice to get outside.

See if

I got my refund money. They're now saying 31st, not 29th.

Why are they slacking?

No, I didn't get it. Do I use my mobile data to stream? Yep, no other way. There's no Wi-Fi here.

I don't know how much I'm spending on data, probably like £50 a month. Multiple Sims.

Still don't have the Nighthawk money.

I wonder if any battles happened here. I feel like castles just seem like a waste of time. They never even get used for what they're built for.

The Civil War in the mid-17th century, Red Storm Castle briefly the scene of fighting,

the only military engagement during the castle's history. Yeah, that's what I said, it barely ever gets used for what it's built for.

No, I don't have unlimited.

I heard unlimited throttles your speed after a while.

Royalist Cornwall.

Parliamentarians found themselves trapped in Lostwithiel between Royalist armies.

Which side do you support, the Parliamentarians or the Royalists?

It's funny.

When was it built? Wasn't it built like in

1100-something. All these castles didn't even get used when they were built, but then 500 years later in the Civil War, they seem to have gotten a lot of use.

Yeah, I'm just using Flip 7. I don't even use the power bank. The Flip 7 can stream for like 5 hours on battery. Pretty good. I'm not usually outside for 5 hours. I can probably get home before I need to plug it in. Is that a train? It's a really nice setup, nothing plugged in,

just 2 SIMs. I usually use 1 SIM, but sometimes— today I thought put 2 on.

The castle,

so fascinating. I could probably walk around the castle for 2 hours and then go in the castle for 2 hours. That'll kill 4 hours. And I may as well go to the woods as well.

I could go in the castle. Where's my ticket?

Oh, I forgot where my ticket— oh, there it is.

I wonder why they put little squares in it.

Look, there's little squares. It's like you could climb up it using the little squares.

What's down there? The woods.

Windows? No, they're like little squares, but they're only— they're not going through the entire wall. They only go into a bit of it. See, look, all little squares.

It looks like a wooden beam would have went into it, maybe scaffolding. Do you think it was scaffolding? They put the wooden beams into it,

a wood bridge. Well, all up the wall.

I want to go down into the moat. That'll look funny.

What are those? Whoa, nice birds. Little yellow things.

Of the wilderness.

Wow, signal's getting good now. Whoops, jinxed it.

Jinxed.

I'm basically halfway into Cornwall at this point,

not even in Devon anymore.

Might go into the castle, I guess so.

Go to the moat. I'm at the moat.

Imagine I get stuck down there.

Okay, I've got in the castle.

I don't think you can even spend an hour here. There's barely anything here to do.

Wow,

the portcullis.

Look, so these little square blocks Square holes everywhere.

The Porter's Lodge.

Port— oh shit,

it disconnected when I went in that little hole.

Yeah, I'm at the castle, guys.

What's the matter?

This staircase looks kind of crazy.

They just drilled it into the rock or the stone. Oh my God, I'm a bit scared actually. Oh fuck.

This feels weird. Oh my God, it feels like the whole thing could just slip off the edge.

Oh God, oh my, my knees. Oh, I don't like it. Oh, oh, oh God, oh God, oh fuck. Oh, scared.

That staircase looks so rickety. Oh God,

oh God, oh.

Oh God, I didn't realize it's so high up.

I really hate heights.

It

looks crazy.

Oh God, new fear unlocked.

Oh, I feel like I'm gonna puke.

Oh, you get vertigo, you get all dizzy. Look at the edge.

They've just like— oh no, they drilled metal screw and bolts into the stone for this wooden staircase, but what if it just cracks?

I wonder if this metal fence was original or they added it for safety.

It looks— doesn't look like it was built in the same time frame.

It's really high up. What do you mean it's not very high up? It's like double the height of my mum's house.

Or maybe 1.5 times the height.

They are good, I like it.

What's that? The landscape.

Stood at the center of a private park.

The Earl of Cornwall owned everything you can see from here.

Center for the control of this tin industry.

What's down there? I reckon it would lag if I go down there.

Signal does not like thick stone walls.

Guys, I'm in jail. They got me.

Oh no, I chipped my phone on the stone.

Jail rock.

Why'd they shut this gate?

Oh, that's why.

It just goes out onto this ledge.

I wonder what that's for.

Wow.

I feel like— oh geez, look how narrow this bit is.

This reminds me of that wood-top walkway I went to in Germany with Mila. They had like wooden shaky bridges. Mila was jumping on it to scare me. I was so scared and Mila was like, come on, Daniel, go! And I was like, stop shaking it! Too bad I couldn't film any of it. At the time, Mila didn't

want me to tell everyone we got back together. So I had to keep it a secret. All she would let me do is take a few photos praying. Remember the one I was praying on the floor? And at the churches,

we were on this like shaky drawbridge, like, because it was like a wooden walkway above the treetops and they put like funny obstacle courses on it, like a shaky bridge. She was like It would have been good content if she let me stream it or film it.

So much good content gets lost because the girls won't let me film it. It's a shame, isn't it?

Wow, may I take a picture of this?

Picture.

Nice. I'm professional creator.

What's that for? Toilet.

Content is king.

Take a photo.

Take a photo of this.

Wow, getting good signal up here.

£10 to see this.

I don't get it. Like, why does it— why is it only stone left? Surely there would have been rooms with like floorboards and stuff. Why is that all gone?

What's in here?

Where's all the furniture?

It rots away. It's not very good, is it?

Hey, well, I can't do this for 5 hours. Let me go somewhere else.

This is what I was worried about. At least there's no people.

The inner ward, the debirth of a downer.

I wonder

how many people had sex here.

Imagine being the richest man in Cornwall and you don't bang a bunch of village wenches in your castle. What's the point then?

It's raining. Oh God,

the rain's weird. It's like floating upwards and sideways.

So this would have all been woods before they made it into farmland.

Oh, that is

Oh my God, what the fuck? Why did it just suddenly drop down? Oh God.

Hmm.

Oh God, I don't like how close to the edge it gets.

Yeah, this fence must be new. So what, did they not have a fence for the original one, or was it wooden and it rotted away?

Oh, this, this part doesn't seem so scary. It was that staircase there that was weird. Like it would just slip off.

This room contained a fireplace— no, no fireplace.

Wardrobe storing the lord's valuables.

What in the hole?

Maybe they put the gold in there.

Why do

they have these big square holes?

Like climb the ruined castles when I was a kid.

I get beams, we got

I think that's it really. £10 well spent.

I probably didn't even make that from KCIP.

Whoa, look at that!

The poof, the poofy

freshwater.

We do not know how deep it runs below.

Mysterious tunnel running northwards which has never been investigated.

Is

it the bang chamber?

Damn, that goes deep.

Uh, they just scooped water out this hole and drank it.

It's like the Resident Evil cutscene when you go up ladders or steps.

What is this? The chapel.

Private chapel.

I don't

know why it disconnected in the chapel.

It effed in the chapel.

The chapel does not like streaming. It's just another well.

The inner hall.

So weird how the language was back then. Helldowner.

What is that, like Saxon English?

I wonder if it's like German.

Sounds like Swedish.

In a hole.

The hole of hell.

Must have looked really nice in its prime.

When the Black Prince stayed at the castle. Who's the Black Prince?

A ceremony of homage.

I think I've seen everything.

Go home. I don't know what else to do now.

I might have my KitKat.

Yeah, that's what I thought. I didn't think this would last longer than an hour. Look around. That's the problem.

Hungry.

Spent an hour to drive here, spend 45 minutes here.

Yep, so worth it.

There's like a woods nearby. I thought I'd go to that in case— I really can't spend 4 hours here to walk around it 100 times, and the weather's not even nice.

Get my KitKat.

A hard day of work.

This thing will pull the kick out.

I

might go to the

woods.

Maybe let's walk around it 10 more times.

Get my money's worth.

Uh, not, not my favorite place.

I don't know why. I mean, it looks cool and the views are nice,

and maybe because it's raining, I don't know, I feel bummed out.

I'll hide under this tree.

Trees, the natural umbrella of the world. See, people didn't need umbrellas back in those days because they lived in the woods. Trees are just giant umbrellas, aren't they?

Huh. Well, the bar is ripping. 5,000 kilobits per second.

So that is the castle.

Very fascinating.

Is the market tanking yet? No, no,

market's ripping. I did a tiny long trade, made £10.

I

could have made £15 if I stayed in it a bit longer.

Check my OnlyFans.

Was that a train?

No, my shorts haven't gotten margin called. Nearly though. I'm 1% away from being margin called. It's 108 now.

I'm down £256. I'm down 237%. If it rips anymore, I'm gonna get margin called. I'm 1%. You get margin called at 25%. Well, actually, you get margin called at 45%, but at 25%, your positions start getting closed if you don't add more money.

If I kept adding money, you could lose infinite money. Like, if you added $10K and the market ripped 10x, you'd lose the whole $10K.

I went from £420 down to £180 cuz I'm a genius. What's that noise?

Tractor. Yep, £107 my whole balance, lost £200 and

60, but it's gonna crash soon, trust me.

If it crashes, I'll make a lot. I'll make hundreds. Like, if it pulls back, back down there, I'd make 3 £300. It's quite a lot. That's nearly 2 days of streaming.

It's gonna crash. Maybe September, who knows. I'm telling you, it's just a matter of time.

Well, we can't leave the castle now. What if new viewers are just joining? They missed it. And then I've got to go back in.

It's not their fault they're sleeping.

Maybe I can stretch out to another hour here and then go to the woods.

I wonder what these little circle things are.

Why are they attached to the ground?

This guy would have been a Chad in the 17th century with his armor. He's got his armor, his little pistol, his horse.

Not a perma-bear, it's just I think after it's ripped so much it's going to pull back a little bit.

It's just— that's what happens every time.

I'll just add another $100 so I can put in another short if it keeps ripping.

Dollar-cost averaging into shorting it.

That's how the rich stay rich.

If I put in a new short where it is now and it crashes, I'd make profit.

Just, I want it— if it— if I'm gonna put in a new short, I want it to rip higher to make it worth entering the new short. If it rips even higher, I'll put in another £100

because when it eventually crashes, I'll be in good positions to profit.

Oh, I wish I had a girlfriend.

I think Mila would have liked this.

It was a shame when Mila came to see me, we was just stuck in my mum's house the whole time.

Well, this could have been fun.

Before she turned anti-streaming.

Mila, that is my Dutch girlfriend from 2020, is who I am talking about.

I can hear like a steam train, steam locomotive.

Yeah,

uh, fucking fly buzzing around my ear.

It thinks my ear hole is a source of food.

I want to eat my wax.

What kind of steam train do they have running here? I can hear it but I can't see it.

Oh, is this it? Home all this way just for this? Kit heals better.

I don't think Mila was that crazy comparatively.

I don't know, I don't know what she got up to in Korea. So

I know her friend's crazy. Her friend was smuggling drugs into South Korea. The French one. What's that?

I don't even know what that was.

Turn off sound.

I heard last time I heard the French girl was moving to the Netherlands. Amelia was talking about moving in with her as roommates, and I was like, what? You don't want to move in with me, but you move in with your friend? What, are you a lesbian or what?

I guess we were together when she told me that, otherwise how would I know?

Maybe I'll go through these woods. I can't walk around this castle over and over again, it's boring now. Might need to pee.

Would

I be a good roommate?

No.

I don't know, I think I would be. I'm quite tidy. I don't make noise, apart from I want to stream in the house, which might upset people. So I would feel like I couldn't stream in the house if there were people there because I didn't— I wouldn't want to upset people. I think I would get annoyed with

them for being untidy or loud. I hate people on the phone talking loudly.

I try to speak very quietly when I'm streaming outside like this. No one can actually hear what I'm saying when I'm like this. When I'm talking like this, no one can hear what I'm saying.

I have practiced the opposite of projecting your voice. Oh, the toilet's there.

Oh, go to the toilet when those people come out.

Yeah, when I met Eugene in Korea, I was vlogging and he was filming me vlog and he was saying something like he can't hear a word I'm saying even though I'm vlogging. Yeah, because I just— I talk very quietly like that right into the microphone so no one can hear what I'm saying. I don't like people hearing

me talking.

So who built the castle, the Romans or the Normans? I didn't think Romans really built castles. I thought they just built like these wooden motte and bailey things. I thought castles are more like a Norman thing.

I don't know if I really want to go toilet.

Maybe they got toilet in the woods.

I don't know, I don't really need it. Although if I go, I probably will piss out a lot. Just, I don't really feel like I need it right now.

Probably fine.

I already had a sip of water. Okay, I'll go back to the car, find out where these woods are. I guess it was an okay castle. I rate it 5 out of 10.

Castles aren't really— I mean, you can't really spend that much time at a castle. You just walk around it and walk in it and then you walk out again.

I don't know, I do feel like I kind of want to pee.

I think there's people in there.

I find those mining ruins. More interesting for some reason. I really like those mining ruins, the Phoenix Mill House or something.

If this was kingdom come, I'd just run into the woods.

Okay, go to the woods, I guess.

Maybe I will pee, actually. Hold on.

Put

you in the

bag.

Yeah, I thought I would piss a lot if I went. Sometimes you don't think you need to go, and then you go and a lot comes out, and then you're like, thank God I went.

Back to the car.

West Womel Castle, bye-bye.

A bit boring.

I'd be so bored if my job was sitting in that ticket office all day.

Not really the kind of place I could spend 4 hours at like Kit Hill. I don't know why, like the vibe is off in this place.

I feel evil spirits.

Okay.

Why are those woods—

ah, 20 minutes.

18 minutes.

Everybody wants to look down.

I know, I know, I know, I know.

Everybody wants to steal my girl.

Everybody want take her heart away.

Oh my God.

I think I'm back. Oh, they got back.

I may not could have gone back.

Actually, I could have gone back. It would have been— oh, they're going there.

Thank you so much.

I could have reversed back into the car park. I don't think she knows. It would have been easier if I just reversed. Oh my God, fucking hell!

State office deliveries and farm.

She will answer me.

Oh, Tesla, look at mine.

She belongs to me.

Everybody wanna touch my girl.

So many people in

So many people

walking on this road.

Smooth as silk.

Stormont Castle done.

Would not go back here or there.

Boring.

Every—

Oh, there's barely any signal.

I think there's barely any signal in the woods.

I've got some EE. La Barra is completely down.

Labara Down.

Seems like EE is good in the woods.

Gotta get a ticket. God, expensive day, isn't it? I don't think I'm gonna make any money.

Charge my car too.

I mean, EE's doing pretty good.

Pay at the machine.

The bar is completely dead.

Good thing I've got all these, which seem the right place.

Hang on, last one. What's that, an hour? What do you think, an hour will be enough?

Just to be on the safe side. Oh, I do button! I do it! Can you press the green button here? Can you reach? Okay, hang on, don't touch anything for a minute. It's just sorting itself out. Ticket

check come out in a minute. I think the ticket come out here.

That's it. Just hold tight onto that one because you've got to go and put it in the car.

I've got the maximum length.

Oh, a maximum length ticket, £7. Better have signal in there, otherwise I paid £7 for nothing. So I paid £7 for the ticket and then £10 for the castle. Do I have to pay for a ticket again?

Hope not.

Oh,

I

have a feeling there's not going to be good signal here. We're in the middle of the woods.

It looks pretty cool though.

Walking trails. I've locked my car.

Away from you, baby.

3

miles.

Uh,

where's

place?

Reduce bitrate. Yeah, I might try that.

1-900.

Is it

working?

There's no internet in there at all. It just disconnects.

Wasted £7.

Uh, I wasted £7 on the parking. I can't even go in there.

Oh, I shouldn't have bought such a long ticket.

Nothing. Trees. Says there's all this way. Maybe into here.

This way. Internet in the woods. Wish. But I

crew there. I don't want to waste more money. I've already wasted £17 today,

plus probably like £10 charging my car.

But

the most expensive ticket, hours. The next cheapest ticket said until 1:50. Longer than 1:50.

The cycling track.

The bar and Vodafone have no signal. EE, but not— they didn't put a cell tower.

Testing.

Testing.

Yeah, it does that on iro.

Uh, see if I can walk in there. Pretty hard. Oh well. Only £7.

Put it where?

Great views.

Yeah, I don't think this is gonna work.

No, this is not gonna work.

This is an organization in the woods.

Is

it looking good?

I think when I stand still It looks okay. When I move, it goes all grayish.

I think when I stand still, it looks okay.

Hey,

if

I walk very slowly.

Wow. The woods.

Skin's looking good.

Maybe I'll leave. I wonder what's nearby.

I think it's just like this all the way in. Probably get worse as well.

Now you know why I like hill and bog hill.

I think even Starlink wouldn't help you here because of all the trees.

So woods, not good for streaming.

Woods are a no-go.

Otherwise, it would have been a nice walk.

Nah, I'm going back to the car.

Uh, Minions, but I think Minions is on the way home. I might go to the Carrot Hill Cheese Ring. Might go to the Cheese Ring again.

I'm going back to the car. I might go to the cheese ring place again because that's on the way home.

At least that place had internet.

Yeah, I'm getting out of this place. There's no internet. Such a shame. I wanted to see the woods.

Goodbye woods.

I can't stream in the woods.

I need to be on a hill. I think the problem with woods is it's like a valley, isn't it? Look how high those trees are. You're surrounded by valleys and trees. You need to be high up, or at least on level ground, not down in a crevice.

I'm not making a YouTube video walking in the woods to make $6. Waste of time.

For some reason I'm ripping now. The fuck? The bar is ripping now. Go back. Go back into the

woods.

So many kids here anyway, it's annoying.

The bar came back to

life. Wasted £7, walk up and down for half an hour.

I thought there would be some EDE signal.

I don't see any fat people anywhere.

Everyone here is like really fit looking.

Oh, spoke too soon.

Connection's only good in the car park.

See, look at the valleys blocking the signal.

It's raining anyway, a bit.

You were the first scam YouTuber. What do you mean? Am I a scam YouTuber?

Next location, where to? The cheese ring.

Okay.

Is the audio okay?

Yeah.

Oh God, terrible day.

Where's cheese ring?

It is 30 minutes away.

Ah, 30 minutes.

Oh my

God.

Well, I'll see you in 30 minutes, I guess.

Wasted my money.

Uh, how do I get out of this place?

No

internet. And the footprints are right here.

We'll go to the cheese ring place. That's, um, halfway home

and has internet.

25 minutes,

shouldn't be too far away.

And the police.

I think

that's a mobile police speed camera thing.

Come right behind a mobile police camera thing. Is it active when it's moving?

Oh God, the police are right in front of me.

You really can.

They're going to be in front of me the whole way.

If I speed, if I speed whilst being behind, are they gonna pull me over?

Well, there's speed cameras all

over this road

and the speed policeman in front of me, and the speed limit's like 50. Why is it so slow here? It should be at least a 60 road.

Why are they so cautious about people speeding?

It's 50. The speed limit is 50 the whole way. I wonder why it's so low. It should be 60 on this road.

18 minutes to go and then we're there. Thank you.

Nice road. That was new. First

experience.

I'm gonna be behind the— gonna be behind the policeman.

Time.

There's so many speed cameras too.

Oh, we lost it. Oh, thank God.

No more policemen.

Minions, minions again.

10 minutes to go, nearly

4 miles away.

We're in Mindian's Market.

Oh

God,

that was

That was

a long drive.

Oh God, here we are.

Oh my God, it's a bit windy,

but connection should be good.

Oh, nice drive apart from— ah,

I do like this place actually.

Maybe I'll put the wind muff on. Is it windy?

How windy is it?

I put it down here somewhere.

There, I found it.

I might put it on, but it just blocks the chat, which is annoying.

Ah, this is way better than the castle place.

Got my raincoat.

Is the category still IRL?

Last time I came here, it was so hot. I was wearing a t-shirt. I put loads of sun cream on.

Now look at it.

Ugly.

Yeah, I feel like not a very good idea to drive too far away from my house because what happens is

I have to stop along the way different places, otherwise it would just be like an hour drive home of boredom.

It's lucky there's things on the way home.

There's not really any other places to go to, really. There's still got Tintagel Castle, I guess.

Oh God.

It looks weird. They covered the sheep in red paint like they're covered in blood.

Mr. Lambie Lamb. Mimi.

I don't know why the weather's never good apart from 2 days out of the month.

At

least I'm not going to get sunburnt.

I need to wear my hat.

You look tired. Yeah, I don't know why I feel out of breath.

Feel short of breath,

like my lungs aren't at full capacity.

Yesterday was really stressful.

Yesterday's not fun, all that stressing. Today I feel like I don't really care. I don't really care about it,

so I might not even go to the hearing.

I feel

very low energy today.

Well, I feel like, uh, paranoid or anxious about it.

I just realised I've been saying some wild things. I need to tone it down a bit.

People coming. Discreet mode.

I hate the police fiddling with my life, meddling with my life, knocking on my door. If you want to chat, just send me an email. I don't know why you'll come to my house, freak me out.

There's the big telephone post.

What's that? It's like a little building.

What's that? No, the guy that knocked on the door wasn't the police, but I feel like I could get a knock on the door by the police

for another reason. What's that roof in the ground?

There's just like a roof.

Maybe it was an old building got buried somehow.

Look, did it just get buried by dirt?

Where's the door? Look, they bolted shut the roof ceiling so people couldn't get into it, I guess.

That's really weird.

What if there's a dead body in there?

Look inside it. You can't, it's completely sealed up.

It's like a tomb.

Kind of cool.

Well, I think this is better than being stuck in the house.

It's like Zelda, isn't it? It's just got these ancient ruins.

Surely it must belong to someone. How can a building just be abandoned and have no one owning it anymore? If I inherited some abandoned building, I'd keep it, I guess, live inside of it,

turn it into an Airbnb.

One o'clock. I think we can kill three hours here. This place is pretty good for hour killing.

It's very nice, open views as well.

Yeah, I didn't like Restorble Castle because you couldn't walk around it. You could. I mean, you could walk around the castle, but. Apart from the area where the castle is, you can't— there's no trails like this.

This is a big large piece of land for you to walk around, and the internet's really good here, probably because you've got that massive pole.

Oh God, it's windy.

What's that ruins over there? What are those ruins?

I don't think those are the same ones I went to before.

Oh

God.

No.

I remember last time I came to the cheese ring, we were talking about crypts.

Must have been 2 weeks ago. Where's the passport?

She tricked us all.

Sucks

out here.

I think I would have found crypts very annoying, to be honest. I would have found it very hard not to complain about her.

Maybe while she was here I'd keep my mouth shut, but then when she left I'd probably go on a rant.

I don't know why these people are just so annoying. I can't help it.

Have I had Cream tea? No. What is it? Just tea?

I'm not really into tea apart from green tea and jasmine tea.

This is just really creamy tea.

Scones. I don't really like scones, very dry.

Jesus Christ, windy the whole day.

What is clotted cream? It sounds weird, like your blood clots, doesn't it? Why is it clotted?

Sounds like it oozed out of an orifice and then clotted.

Oh God, why can't this place shut the fuck up with the fucking wind? Fucking Stupid fucking moors.

Blow, blow, blow, dry my backside. Fucking bodmin moor.

Oh, can't have peace and quiet for one day. Stupid fucking wind.

I hate the wind. I hate the rain most, but wind number 2.

Tell the wind to go suck it. Fucking wind. Wind's gonna file restraining order against Do not talk about the wind.

I feel like— have you seen one of the X-Men movies where they got Deadpool in it? Not, not Ryan Reynolds, but before him,

and his mouth was like glued shut. I was

His mouth had skin over it, so he couldn't talk. I feel like that gagged.

Can't talk about this. Can't talk about that.

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

Oh God, oh, my voice,

straining my voice having to yell.

I'm hungry again, I should have brought more food.

I think I'll get paid on Thursday from Kick. Uh, £1,000. I'm hoping for £1,100.

Today's the last day to make money for the Thursday payout. The new week rolls over.

So I've been pretty consistent making the £1,000 a week. It does require streaming all day though.

Which can be stressful.

We've been to 3 places today, 2 new places, uh, Restormel Castle and the woods. Woods was a fail, no internet, and now we're back at the cheese ring.

Oh, what's that over there? Random weird-looking stone structures everywhere.

I don't want to go over to it. Oh, I can go around this way. I like looking at these weird little ruined stone structures

built by the Anglo-Saxons in 1080 AD.

Monolithic people roamed the plains of the moors hunting sheep with crude stone tools. They call it a cheese ring because it's got these round flat bits of rock stacked on top of each other like rings of cheese.

Oh God, I want to eat cheese now.

I remember the last time I came here, I was so annoyed about the bell box. I was like, Wi-Fi hotspot not turning on, I hate it. Now we've got perfect connection stability just with my phone.

Wow, what's that here?

There's always cool things here.

Sheep look so silly. They're so dopey and weird. Technically helpless. We're lucky there's no predators here. They'd be wiped out.

Well, meanwhile, all their cousins in Africa getting hunted down by tigers, hyenas, lions.

Wow, look! Danger mine shaft. Oh, there's skeletons down there.

Danger. It's kind of cruel they just left this stuff here and put a fence around it. There's a little electric fence.

Classic Jurassic Park scene.

Remember, they climb up the electric fence and then it gets switched back on, they have to jump off it, then the little boy gets fried. Stupid little boy. They're like 40 years old now, those kids. Hmm, interesting.

Oh, no wind.

Oh, just make the wind stop.

Make the wind stop, please.

Oh Jesus, the make of the phone holder. I just Bought some cheap selfie stick thing. It was like £13.

Damn, connection's really nice here. This is— I don't know, I'd probably say like top 3. Cheesering, Bog Hill, Kit Hill. Uh-huh.

Well, look, there's more buildings. There must be a lot of buildings here because of that mineshaft. They must have mined the stuff and brought it out here.

It's funny how it just gets buried by dirt like it's in a desert or something. I don't know what this would have been. A roof? It just gets buried by all the dirt and then grass grows back. Reclaimed by nature. Oh, poop! Wow,

is it quieter here?

I'm gonna take a poo.

Look, this thing's loose. Oh my God, the wind, the wind's crazy.

Ah,

okay,

Mr.

Mamie.

Still just rubble.

The people ride bicycles on this

Onwards.

Wow,

I don't think the wind muff's going to do much.

I could put it on.

The problem is there's 2, 2 mics, I think. One here and one here.

How's that? So it's still windy.

The other side has no muff on it.

Any better?

Ah yeah,

ah yeah, ah yeah.

Oh, look at the view.

I feel like my wind muff's gonna blow off.

Maybe if I go higher up, it'll be less windy.

I

hear people, people coming.

Ah.

You can hear the grass sound really well.

Sounds of grass.

I'm back at Daniel Gum Cave.

It's a fun-looking ruined building over there. Maybe I'll go there instead of up the cheese ring.

That is cool. I want to go there.

I see you're a ruined building.

I shall investigate. These rings over there with Daniel Gum Cave.

It's just a load of rocks. I thought it'd be an actual cave. It's not a cave, it's just a bunch of rocks stacked up with a big one on top making a roof. It's not really a cave, is it?

Was there a river here before? Why is there like a gorge?

I don't know if

this is full. I'm hungry.

Oh, there is that little house. I'm gonna go over there.

I don't like having the wind buff on. I can't see the screen. I can't see half the screen. It's too big.

I feel like

I need caffeine,

honestly.

A month later, we're still doing this. I can't believe we've been doing this for a month, just walking up and down hills.

I made $7,000 though. I made $7,000 walking up and down hills. It's pretty funny, isn't it?

I think I've been doing it a month. Started June 19th,

so a month and one week I think I've done it for.

Be nice if it wasn't windy.

Yeah, never go into woods again.

£4,200 end of this month.

What should I do with that? Pay off mum,

book Thailand, or put it into stocks?

I don't know,

maybe I'll wait until end of August, then I'll have about 8,000. Another 5— no, another 4 weeks of this, I should have 8,000. Could travel.

Uh, I don't know what to do in Thailand though. I'll try walking around the city and then I'll say it's too hot and too loud, and then I'll get fed up, and then I'll just sit in the condo the whole time and everyone says it's boring.

I feel like Japan Kyushu road trip drive-a-thon sounds more interesting now.

Uh-huh,

my

hair's all ruined.

I feel too lazy to travel too.

Looks like a lot to sort out.

Taxis to book, hotels to book, all that money going out for what?

Why is it all churned up here?

Maybe cows came up it. I think cows climb up it.

I forgot what it sounded like without wind.

Uh, where's the house? I can't see it anymore. I don't know how to get back to the car.

I feel like I'm gonna get lost again.

Ow! What was that? Something punched my foot.

Doesn't help. Oh, there's a hole in my shoe. Oh, that's my foot.

Do I need new shoes already? I only bought these 2 years ago.

I used the Adidas ones for nearly 5 years.

I felt sad putting them in the bin because I remember that Jairo chose them for me.

New shoes, business expense. I'm a walking— the content is walking content, therefore shoes are business expenses.

I always just glue them up with my glue gun.

Damn, internet's really good here.

I wonder if Mila was watching streams after we broke up, or if she just stopped watching completely.

Uh, this is not boring actually. This is exploring beautiful Devon or Cornwall. I guess we're not in Devon.

Didn't I have more viewers yesterday when I was just sitting in my house not even talking?

Scared about the lawyer stuff.

Top 10 highest viewer moments: looking for breadsticks and then crying after getting so wrong, and eating pot noodle on beanbags. Top 3 highest viewing points.

People don't want to see the fields.

Come on, this is interesting.

Bazillion blades of grass every direction, the blowing winds.

Going to that ruined house over there.

Anything you can See, you can get to open world map.

So any updates on Ice and Kim? Are they still broken up?

Ice seems very quiet these days.

Now he's rich, doesn't even stream anymore.

The funny thing about this line of work is you start off doing it because you're passionate and you love it. You end up not doing it once you've become rich. Like you're only doing it so you don't have to do it anymore. Weird, isn't it? When people don't have to do it anymore, they don't want to do

it anymore. I mean, I don't know, I've gotten a lot of trouble because of the streaming, just because I talk a lot. Sometimes I feel like I wish I didn't have to do this.

See, it gets me in trouble.

Might be nice just disappear.

Uh, it is real work, actually. It's way harder than anything else you're doing.

Trek and suffer from the winds and rains.

People harass me as well, endlessly.

I really hope I know how to get back to the car. I'm zigzagging all over the

place.

It's a massive cow.

There are people there too.

It's just little ruins dotted everywhere. It's weird. People lived there. Why does no one own the house now? Do they just not have any kids?

I mean, who's stopping anyone from just living there?

Why don't the homeless people just move in? Why are homeless people sitting around in cities on the streets when they just come here and live in a ruin? If I was homeless, I'd do that.

They could eat the sheep. I bet the farmers wouldn't even notice if they lost a few sheep. They just catch the sheep and then barbecue it. Free lamb.

It looks

like

they're covered in blood.

Maybe I'll have my lamb tonight. I've got shawarma lamb.

I might cut it up into bits so it doesn't go raw in the middle.

All this sheep make me want some lamb.

Wow, look, we made it!

Wow.

Whoa, it's like a weird looking cow over there. Massive horns.

Maybe wind stops in here.

It's just shit everywhere.

They even got them here and shit.

Oh well, thanks for subbing, very generous. It's still windy in the house. The wind is just coming from every direction.

No. Oh, slips in the poop.

Thanks, very generous. That cow looks freaky. Look at that cow.

Why does it look like that? Like it could impale you. I really wonder what they did.

In here, storing stone. There's a wall over there.

Surely they don't have a bull just walking about. That'd be dangerous.

Bull's very expensive. I don't think the farmer just has

Out in the open.

Oh damn, the cows are fighting.

Scary looking cow.

Look at

that, it looks like a boss, like, um, on Zelda, just standing around in the meadows. Shut up!

Cows are massive.

I don't like the cows.

Surely they won't have a bull. That thing's huge. Really? They just let the bull roam about?

Really? That's scary.

I don't know where to go.

Thing's massive. It looks like a giant.

I don't really like the cows. They scare me.

He's looking at me.

Imagine he just comes Charging at you. That'd be so scary.

Maybe I'd go like that way and then loop around back to the car park.

No, it's kind of overgrown.

There's nothing over this way. Might go back.

Well, this was fun, wasn't it?

Is that cow gonna mind if I walk by it?

I guess not.

It looks weird.

It's weird we eat those things.

So strange.

Oh yeah, tired.

Oh, they're so noisy.

Uh, this is a dead end. Oh no, it's not.

Maybe I'll go up the cheese ring now

since I checked out the house.

A

little rabbit.

Where am I?

Oh, my head hurts from all the wind.

I know why it hurts.

It's just wind.

What even is wind? You can't see it and you can't touch it. Does it even exist?

We're in the fields again. Oh, shut up, fucking cow.

My

ears hurt.

Oh,

that's nice.

It's not fun when it's windy. I was in a really good mood when I went to Bog Hill last time.

I'm not in a great mood.

Oh look,

weird foundation thing. What happened here? God, I wish that cow would shut the fuck up.

Jesus. This looks kind of new. It's got rebar in it.

Why did they build this? So these are not old buildings, are they? I don't think they used rebar in like the 1600s. See that? They used to use just stones, stone blocks.

So if an animal's got horns, does it mean it's a male? Even sheep? Look, this is This is pre-war as well. It looks newer than those stone buildings.

Look, this looks not so ancient. Looks like concrete. Big nuts and bombs.

Everywhere you go in Devon looks the same. Yeah, well, this is what it's like everywhere in Japan. Looks the same.

This is

what Devon looks like. You got the beach, some woods, and a few towns.

Yeah, maybe I'll do a Japan drive-a-thon. Could be fun, as long as Chihiro hasn't reported me to the police again or something.