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I Left My Wife [Ao-xui7eyB0]
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This is it. This is
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0:02–0:05 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_0it. We're all packed. Fuck it.
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0:05–0:09 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_1Fuck it. I'm leaving this stuff because I
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0:09–0:11 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_2don't want it. I'm leaving all of this
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0:11–0:13 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_3crap. I'm leaving all of this crap because
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0:14–0:17 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_4I don't need it. And we just have one
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0:17–0:19 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_5thing left to do: walk out of the fucking
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0:19–0:21 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_6door. Just walk out the door, Daniel.
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0:21–0:23 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_7Just open the door and walk out.
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0:24–0:26 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_8Fuck.
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0:28–0:30 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_9I'm out. I'm out.
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1:03–1:06 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_10Walk out on me? She thinks she can walk
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1:25–1:28 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_11out on me? I'll walk out on her then.
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1:28–1:32 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_12You're not the only one who can walk out
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1:32–1:35 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_13on someone.
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1:35–1:35 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_14She's messaging me. She wants me to come
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2:44–2:46 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_15back.
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2:46–2:47 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_16I don't know what to do.
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2:54–2:55 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_17It's half past one in the morning.
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3:09–3:11 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_18Still don't know what to do.
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3:13–3:15 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_19We're still talking.
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3:17–3:18 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_20Um, fuck. I don't think I
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3:22–3:25 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_21have the guts to do this. Well, it's two
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3:26–3:30 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_22a.m. in the morning and. Even if I wanted
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3:30–3:33 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_23to go back, I couldn't go back. I can't go
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3:33–3:35 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_24back now because, you know, there's no
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3:35–3:37 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_25trains running at 2 AM in the morning.
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3:37–3:40 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_26Um, I guess I could book a hotel.
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3:42–3:44 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_27It feels like a waste of money.
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3:48–3:50 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_28It's quite nice up here. There's, there's
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3:52–3:55 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_29a bench and it's fairly well lighted.
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3:55–3:57 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_30Fairly well lit up, or I could find a
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3:59–4:01 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_31park.
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4:01–4:01 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_32Am I really doing this? Come on, Daniel,
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4:04–4:07 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_33just go back, say you're sorry, just make
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4:07–4:09 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_34things good again with her and
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4:09–4:14 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_35pretend this never, never happened. What
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4:14–4:16 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_36do you want, Daniel? What do you want? Do
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4:16–4:20 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_37you want to be alone again, or do you want
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4:20–4:21 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_38to be with her? You can't have both. You
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4:22–4:25 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_39can't be with her and alone at the same
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4:25–4:26 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_40time. You have to choose one.
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4:26–4:29 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_41I don't know. I don't know which one I
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4:30–4:31 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_42want. That's the problem. If I knew, I
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4:32–4:33 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_43wouldn't be having this problem, would I?
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4:33–4:35 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_44Do you really think you'd be happier if
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4:36–4:39 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_45you left her? Because if you think you'd
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4:39–4:42 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_46be happier if you left her, then maybe you
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4:42–4:45 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_47But what if I leave her and then I regret
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4:51–4:53 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_48leaving her? What if I miss her and I want
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4:53–4:56 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_49her back, but I wouldn't be able to have
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4:56–4:58 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_50Ichihashi.
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5:07–5:07 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_51Drunk people over there.
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5:17–5:19 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_52Oh, is that— is that a kitty cat?
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5:30–5:33 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_53Is that a little cat over there?
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5:35–5:37 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_54Let's go and say hello.
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5:39–5:40 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_55Don't run away. Oh no, it's running away.
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5:42–5:45 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_56Oh, don't run away. Be my friend.
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5:47–5:49 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_57Come back. Come back.
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5:51–5:54 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_58Come back.
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5:57–5:58 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_59It's— what time is it? It's 4 AM.
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6:01–6:04 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_604 AM in the morning.
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6:07–6:08 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_61Um, I think I'm gonna go back.
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6:10–6:13 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_62I think that's the best idea. I can't
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6:18–6:22 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_63believe I sat here all night. I sat on
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6:23–6:25 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_64that bench for about nearly 2 hours
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6:25–6:28 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_65talking to my parents on the phone.
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6:28–6:30 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_66If you don't believe me, there's a clock
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6:35–6:38 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_67right here. It says 4 AM.
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6:38–6:39 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_68Lights are coming on. Just waiting for the
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6:42–6:45 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_69train station to reopen. I don't know
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6:45–6:48 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_70where she is though. I'm not sure if she's
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6:49–6:50 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_71back home. I left my key at the apartment.
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6:51–6:55 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_72This is such a mess.
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6:57–6:58 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_73There's no one on the train.
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7:11–7:12 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_74I'm the only one on the train. Oh oh oh
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7:16–7:19 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_75oh.
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7:19–7:19 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_76So this is what happened last night. We
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8:01–8:03 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_77had this huge argument because I said,
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8:04–8:06 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_78for a video idea, why don't I pretend to
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8:06–8:09 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_79be a white guy on Tinder and I chat to
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8:09–8:11 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_80girls and make that into a video? And she
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8:11–8:13 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_81got really upset. So I said, okay, what if
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8:14–8:16 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_82I pretend to be a girl and I chatted to
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8:16–8:18 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_83guys and made that into a video? And she
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8:18–8:20 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_84got upset again. For some reason, she just
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8:20–8:22 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_85got upset at the idea of me using Tinder
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8:23–8:25 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_86and chatting to people. Even though I said
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8:25–8:28 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_87I'm gonna use someone else's face, I'll
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8:28–8:29 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_88use someone else's photo, it's not like I
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8:30–8:31 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_89was actually going to meet up with people
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8:32–8:33 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_90on Tinder. I also said, why don't we
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8:34–8:36 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_91pretend to get divorced for a video? I
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8:37–8:39 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_92said I could go to a hotel and then make a
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8:39–8:42 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_93bunch of videos there and pretend we split
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8:42–8:45 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_94up or something. It was just a joke. I
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8:45–8:46 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_95wasn't serious about it, and she got
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8:47–8:48 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_96really angry Because I mentioned divorce,
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8:49–8:51 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_97and I said it was just a joke, and she
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8:52–8:53 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_98said she doesn't care, that's not the
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8:54–8:55 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_99point. She said I shouldn't have mentioned
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8:56–8:58 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_100divorce like that, and she said, did you
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8:58–9:00 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_101get married to me just so you can get
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9:01–9:02 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_102views on YouTube? And I said no, and I
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9:02–9:06 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_103don't, I don't make stuff up for videos,
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9:06–9:08 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_104and even if I did, I wouldn't be admitting
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9:08–9:10 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_105to doing it on this video. I was just
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9:10–9:13 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_106joking about it. I wasn't seriously
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9:13–9:14 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_107thinking about pretending to get divorced.
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9:14–9:16 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_108Just so I could make a video about it.
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9:17–9:18 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_109I'm not that kind of person. And she got
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9:19–9:21 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_110really angry, and then she packed her
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9:22–9:23 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_111stuff and she stormed out, and I thought
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9:23–9:25 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_112she wasn't going to come back until the
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9:25–9:26 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_113next day. And it turns out she just went
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9:27–9:29 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_114to some kind of bath place, like an onsen.
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9:29–9:32 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_115I spent nearly 2 hours sitting outside of
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9:34–9:36 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_116the train station talking to my dad on the
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9:37–9:38 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_117phone, and he talked some sense into me,
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9:39–9:41 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_118and he convinced me to come back. So I, I
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9:41–9:44 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_119calmed down a bit and I decided to come
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9:44–9:47 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_120back, and here I am, back here again.
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9:47–9:51 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_121I don't want to be told what kind of
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9:51–9:53 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_122videos I can and can't make on my channel,
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9:53–9:55 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_123and I don't want to be scolded like a
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9:56–9:58 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_124child. I don't want to be shouted at just
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9:58–10:00 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_125for coming up with video ideas, just for
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10:00–10:02 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_126just suggesting or joking around and
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10:03–10:05 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_127saying, hey, why don't I do this? This
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10:06–10:07 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_128might be quite funny. It's called a joke.
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10:07–10:10 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_129I wasn't being serious. If you can't take
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10:10–10:13 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_130a joke, I don't think this is gonna work
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10:13–10:14 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_131out. I don't know.
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10:15–10:18 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_132I was actually thinking about leaving.
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10:19–10:21 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_133I'm not joking.
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10:21–10:22 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_134I was gonna leave,
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10:25–10:26 · rev_7ed983fbfa4222596820b214e1124b29_135