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I'm back from my trip from Khao

Yai. I got a nice new t-shirt.

So we're going to talk about my trip

and what else?

Why I'm bored. And then we're

going to do some cooking, so hopefully

that sounds exciting for you. Hopefully

that excites you as much as it excites me.

We'll see.

You seem dead inside. Yeah, well,

that's just life, isn't it?

Life of a YouTuber.

What should we talk about today? Any

topics, or should I just do the same old

So the plan is we're gonna do—

girlfriend's not gonna be back until— she

said she's gonna come back late, 9 PM, so

that's like 12 hours. I could do a 10-hour

long stream. I need to catch up with the

streaming. It's been nearly 2 weeks.

I'm thinking I just stream every day for

this week.

We had a big argument on the way back from

the trip. I don't know why every time we

go on a trip, when we come back, we have a

fight in the car. I swear, every single

time. And it's always the same

thing, like the exact same

thing every time.

It's really tiring because I'm like, oh,

here we go again. I'm gonna say the same

thing I said last time. Literally

nothing's gonna change.

Why don't you engage more with your

viewers in your lives? How? No one's

saying anything. We've got people saying

the time. Picked up any new parasites?

Nope, I don't think so.

Why are you arguing the same things? I

don't know, because I guess Nothing really

gets resolved. She feels— I

guess I'm doing something that makes her

feel bad, and I don't really know what

that is, so I don't really know what to do

to fix it.

So on the way back from the trip, she

suddenly— because it was like a 3-hour,

nearly 2-hour car trip. She suddenly just

says, oh, I'm going to have to go back to

my hometown in January too, because my mum

is ill. So you're going to have to figure

out what to do. And I was like, what the

hell? But last week we were looking at new

apartments and now all of a sudden you say

you're going to leave. So I got pretty

mad. I'm like, what the hell do you mean

you got to leave in January? What do you

mean I've got to find my own place or

figure out what to do? So I got pretty

pissed off, but it was like she was

happy to see me angry.

It was really bizarre. So I got really

angry. I shouted and I swore and I was

like, what the eff? What do you mean

you're just going to leave because of your

stupid mum? And then after I got angry,

she stopped looking sad and she looked

happy. This is really confusing. So my

theory is I think she was happy to see me

get angry because it was like an emotional

response. And that's what she wanted to

see. She wanted to see me get upset at the

idea of her leaving. Yeah, it's a test. I

know. She keeps doing this. These silly

little tests.

So I guess I passed the test. So now I

don't know if she's still planning that.

I mean, she probably wasn't seriously

planning to go back in January because

I don't really want to go back to her

hometown. It's boring. There's nothing

there. It's just like middle of nowhere.

Nothing. Tiny little sleepy town,

doesn't even have a McDonald's.

So I can't really see myself living in

Thailand if it's not in Bangkok. Have you

seen— I mean, for a day trip outside

of Bangkok is okay because you get to see

the nature and the wildlife, but I

wouldn't want to live outside of Bangkok.

Because there's nothing there. What are

you going to do? Just like live in the

middle of nowhere in some apartment or

house? All you got is a Big C or a

7-Eleven. You've got to drive 1 hour for

anything that even closely resembles

civilization.

And then she was like, oh, I'm going to

leave in January. What do you want to do?

Do you want to stay in our apartment?

Because then I'll renew it for another

year in your name. And I was like, no, I

wouldn't want to stay if you're not here.

What would be the point? I'll just go to

Japan. It's like Ken Tent run your Discord

and now your community is dead. Oh,

thanks, Chosen. I don't really see

anything Ken has done wrong.

Would you even get good internet there? I

Maybe. I think the internet is quite good

here, but I don't know what the

countryside is like.

I wouldn't want to stay in Thailand if I

was just living here alone. I'd just go to

Japan and

then I'd go home, probably. And then I

don't know what I'd do. So yeah,

I had another fight on the way back from

the Khao Yai trip.

Do I still get aches and pains from the

you-know-what? Yeah, I did. After we got

back, I had massive joint pain.

I had to limp around. It was so painful.

I could barely move my left leg. Yeah,

the pain actually started on the night

before we left when I had a red wine.

I had red wine with my steak. And then on

that night the pain started. So I don't

know if it was the red wine, but it was so

painful the next day. I had to tell her,

yeah, I got chlamydia like 10 years ago

and then I got all these hip joint pains

from then.

Japan streams are the best. If I went to

Japan again, I don't think I'd do streams

every day. I'd probably try and make some

videos and

then 2 or 3 streams a week maybe.

I really regret not doing the nighttime

because I want to do 4K walking videos.

I wish I'd tried some of those. I could

try them here. I saw a channel, they do

walking videos in Bangkok, they get

hundreds of thousands of views.

But why does nothing I do get views? I

don't get it.

Is it because they suck? Only 60 PPL

now, man. This is dead. Oh, thanks. Yeah,

channel's pretty dead. Not much I can do

about it. People just lost interest. I'm

really kind of sad my recent travel vlogs

did really badly. The travel vlogs have

always done the worst out of everything,

so I was kind of expecting it,

but I feel sad cuz that was some

of the most interesting stuff I've done

recently and no one cares. But it's always

been that way, hasn't it? People come and

watch me whine about how much my life

sucks and bash me for not trying to do

anything to fix it, but then when I

actually do something interesting and not

whine, then they don't care.

I thought the elephant car trip was really

cool. But obviously people are

not here to watch elephants, are they?

Here to watch my miserable life.

No, I'm not

shadowbanned. I get views doing other

stuff. I got 19k views from my album

preach video. It's just no one cares about

me. Like my personal life. No one cares

about that anymore. There's nothing about

my personal life that is attention

grabbing.

But I made my channel in the beginning to

share my life. So doing anything that's

not sharing my life is boring to me and I

don't want to do it, but I have to do it.

To try and get views. I don't want to do

other stuff. I want to vlog and stream my

life because that's what I started YouTube

for, to share my adventures, share my

travels, share my thoughts about my life.

That's what I want to do.

I've got like 3 new channels now. I got a

travel channel, I've got a

Thailand-focused travel channel where I

just post walking stuff and market stuff,

but it's boring. I don't want to do that.

I don't really enjoy doing it. I'm just

hoping it's gonna get some views, maybe.

You come off like a dick, so people got

mad and left. Yeah, well, people are

stupid. They're, they're so dumb. They're

like, oh, do this and do that and get

therapy and make videos outside. All these

ideas suck. I don't think anyone's ever

said anything that I thought, oh yeah, I

wish I thought of that. That's actually a

good idea. Everything people suggest

really sucks. They're so clueless.

If I listen to all the advice— I mean,

the reason why the channel's dead now is

because I did take the advice. Not because

I listened to them, but because I had no

choice. Like, I had no choice to stop with

the drama. I had to.

And then look what happened. I did outside

videos because I got nothing else. I've

got no other ideas. But everything

that all these people suggested, none of

I should have just stuck to what worked

back a few years ago.

No one knows what they're talking about.

And then they say, oh, get a job. How am I

supposed to get a job in Thailand? Come

on, think. I can't get a job here.

I don't speak Thai. I don't have any

qualifications. What am I gonna do? I'll

just walk into an English school and say,

oh, can I have a job please? I don't have

a visa and I don't have any education or

qualifications or experience,

but I'm from England. Come on, get a clue.

Stop telling me to get a job. I can't get

a job here. I'm not gonna leave my

girlfriend to go back home and get a job,

am I?

You can't just simply get a job.

Other people get established in other

countries because they went to university

and they went through the proper steps of

getting a job. They didn't just, I mean,

Chris Broad didn't just turn up in Japan

and magically get a job. He went to

university for 4 years and then he applied

through the JET program, which is very

hard. You need to pass a lot of checks and

stuff. And then he got randomly posted in,

what, Sendai? And then he taught English

for years before becoming big on YouTube

to be able to quit YouTube, to be able to

quit English teaching. It didn't just

suddenly happen. It took like 10 years for

him. Chris moved to Japan in like 2008

Okay, I'll just go home, sign up to a

college, do my A-levels for 2 years, and

then sign up to university and then get a

degree and then sign up to JET and hope

they don't Google my name and find my you

know what. And then I'll get a job in

Japan teaching English for 5 years. By the

time I've done all that, I'd be like 50

years old if I actually stick to it,

which I won't. I'd give up after 2 weeks.

I'm too old now. You got to be like a

17-year-old kid to be thinking of that

stuff. I'm 34.

It's over. My life is over. This is it.

This is as good as it gets.

Clinging on to any last drops of relevance

on YouTube, getting my YouTube

money, chump change. This is

as good as it gets, really.

There's no time to, like, redo my life.

By the time I've started and finished

redoing my life, I'll be 50, 50 years off.

And I have no motivation to do anything,

so what am I gonna do? What am I gonna

study? I'm gonna study electrical

engineering, become a plumber. Yeah,

okay.

I don't want to do anything. Nothing

interests me.

I like making pies though, but I suck at

it. I only like doing it because it's— I

don't know, something to do, isn't it?

Study forex. Well, that's my plan.

I've got maybe a couple years left to be

able to live off of YouTube, and within

those 2 years I'm hoping I'll become an

investor and be able to trade

and make money that way. I'm on my 3rd

year, so I'm hoping

in 2 years I'll be actually profitable at

investing, I'll be able to say, I don't

need YouTube anymore. This is my last

chance. Investing is the only way.

Investing you can do anywhere in the

world. You don't need fleeting fame

or YouTube relevance to be able to make

money. You can just be a nobody and do it.

And there's no barrier to entry.

Anyone can do it. It's just very

difficult.

Be a digital artist? I suck at art. Have

you seen my art? It sucks. I can't

do proper character body proportions to

save my life. All my pictures of just like

some girl with the same blank expression

from either the front view or the side

view like this going— that's

what all my drawings are like. It's just

like some girl with a fringe with half

a smile, dead-looking face.

No, my art sucks. Yeah, compared to most

people it's good because most people don't

draw and they don't know how to draw, but

compared to actual artists it sucks.

There's no life or energy in it. It all

looks the same. I can barely draw an

attractive-looking woman.

George Trumbly tried to give me a job

doing artwork, and his business partner

told him not to use my art because it

looked so amateurish. That really hurt my

feelings. But he was right, it did look

amateurish. Looking back at it now, it

looks rubbish. If George put that on his

book, I'd be embarrassed for him because

it sucked. It looks so crap. It's like

some weeb drawing anime character in his

bedroom kind of level of professionalism.

It looks so rubbish. It was like a

schoolboy. Life is a party after 50,

Daniel. Trust me, I should know. Thanks.

No worries. Yeah, maybe if you've got

money and stuff. But if you're trying to

start over life at 50, by the time you've—

it will take years to get anywhere.

You'll be nearly 60 by the time you're

And I don't want to work in Japan. My

dream was to live in Japan, but I don't

want to work. I don't want to be an

English teacher. So what am I gonna do?

Being married was my only good chance and

I screwed that up because I couldn't keep

it in my pants. I thought the YouTube

thing would just get better and better

forever.

Yeah, I need a way to make money that

takes no effort or skill and I can do it

anywhere from the world.

Back to OnlyFans, I guess.

OnlyFans was good, but you can't do it in

Asia. Everywhere in Asia it's illegal,

and then in Japan you gotta pixelate it,

and then it makes you look bad, so no

girls would be impressed with it.

Remember how upset I was when I nearly got

a date in Manchester? And then she found

out my YouTube channel and she said she

saw my OnlyFans and she wasn't interested

in being with a guy who does stuff like

that. That really affected

me badly. All these

stupid girls finding out about my YouTube

channel. I don't know how they kept

finding it. Random Tinder girls. I don't

know how they found out that I've got a

YouTube channel. She said, oh, my friend

recognized you and said you have a

YouTube. How the hell does your random

friend know who I am?

I'm not even rich from the fame, but then

the fame is screwing up my life.

So many people knew me in the UK and

recognized me,

or they would just search things like

Daniel Japan and then my stupid YouTube

channel comes up.

I don't know how I got those 2 girlfriends

in the UK last year without them finding

out. You know, they actually both have

YouTube channels. One of them told me She

does makeup. She's got like 200 subs. And

then the other one streams on Twitch

Genshin Impact and has like 2 viewers.

So trying to date in the UK was not easy.

It's less likely to be recognized than

Asia.

Someone who's into YouTube and doesn't

mind being on cam. I've been, I've been on

YouTube for what, 5 years?

And no girl has ever wanted to be a

YouTuber with me. They've always just told

me to not film, not show their face.

There's only been a few, like Mila,

Turkish girl, was okay with it. But then

Mila wasn't happy with it after she got

attacked by the weirdos.

Now, when these weirdos start attacking

the girls who are on my channel, then they

don't want to be on my channel anymore.

I don't know why they care so much. I

don't really care if they attack me

because I'm not gonna stop doing it

just because some people think I'm ugly or

I'm a weirdo or whatever. I do this

because Because I want to do it and

I need money. So I'm not going to let— I'm

not going to let 10 weirdos on the

internet bashing me stop me from doing it.

But these girls are so sensitive. They're

like, oh, some people, your viewers are

not nice to me. They said I'm ugly. So?

Who cares? But they do care. That's the

annoying thing about it. Everyone cares so

Because they're so sensitive.

Why should girlfriends be on camera

without pay? Well, I'm not paying them,

but I'm paying for the hotels and the food

and everything with the YouTube money,

aren't I? So we would be technically

getting free stuff. She would be getting

free stuff by being part of the channel.

Like Mila got a free holiday

all around Germany and free Airbnbs and

stuff like that in Rotterdam that I paid

for thanks to the YouTube channel.

And maybe she thinks, oh, I didn't get any

money. Yeah, but she got free this and

that and everything, didn't she? She

probably didn't consider it.

But the problem is no one wants to be a

YouTuber as badly as I do. I need to find

someone who wants to be a YouTuber to make

that work. But no one wants to be a

YouTuber. I don't get it. I haven't met

anyone who legitimately wants to be a

YouTuber. They're always like, oh, get a

proper job. YouTube is toxic. It's not

sustainable.

Yeah, with that attitude, it's not

sustainable. But if you just let me do

what I want, because I had some pretty

good ideas, but I was held back by these

stupid women.

I don't know why you wouldn't want to be a

YouTuber. It's the best thing in the

world.

I can't think of anything— well, maybe

investing would be nice because then you

get to make money and not have weirdos

intrude on your life. But it's hard.

If I had to choose between being a A big

YouTuber and a big investor.

Uh, may— I don't know, maybe I'd be

tempted by the investing because then you

can just be like a nobody.

Investing is pretty stressful.

And it is kind of boring looking at charts

and trying to follow what's happening in

the economy. I can't really say it's

exciting or interesting. Sometimes it's

interesting to see what's happening.

YouTube is exciting. You got all these

people watching you, judging you. I find

that fun. But girls don't.

They get creeped out by it.

I was hoping I'd find someone like-minded

through the YouTube channel eventually,

but it never happened.

Also, no one has the kind of troll mindset

I do, which makes it hard.

And it's really hard trying to explain my

channel to normal people because they say

stuff like, why don't you make nice

videos? Don't you want people to like you?

Why don't you do nice stuff? Like, talk

about the great, amazing stuff about

Thailand, like the food. I kind

of hate the food, so it's hard to do that.

I want to make— I want to make funny

content, like silly

content, silly funny trollish

content.

If you weren't in a committed

relationship, could choose any country or

city to spend the rest of your life. I

don't know if I'd want to stay in one

place for the rest of my life. I get

bored. Maybe Japan.

You know what I don't like about Japanese

people is when they pronounce the word

Japan as Japang. They think N in

English is like N in Japanese, which is

more like an NG. And then they say, oh,

I'm from Japang. I really want to just say

it's not Japang, it's Japan. That really

bothers me.

You have no money to invest. Your track

record is terrible. Well, firstly, you

don't need a lot of money to invest. You

can invest $1,000 and get a 10% gain.

You've made $100. And yeah,

obviously the first few years when you

start investing, you can't expect to be a

genius. Investing is one of the most

difficult ways to make money in the world.

So obviously people are not going to be

the next Warren Buffett in the first year,

are they? It's going to take a long time.

To start to even make money.

Sorry, it's silly saying, oh, you should

give up because your first few years were

really bad. Well, duh, what do you

expect, that I'm gonna be like the next

Warren Buffett in the first year?

Take like 5 to 10 years before you start

to get the swing of it.

I think by year 5 or 6 I should start to

make profit.

I've seen your videos on Japan where you

express dislike for certain aspects, yet

find intriguing that you still choose to

live there. Because it's

safe, it's clean, it's cheap. The women

are attractive. What more can I say?

I don't like it when they talk so much,

though. I was watching one of my old

videos where we checked into the glamping

place, and I remembered when you check

into places or you go to a restaurant,

the staff go on and on and on explaining

stuff. Do you remember when I went to the

traditional Japanese inn with the geisha

woman, and she was just like sitting there

going on and on explaining everything.

I hate it when they do that. It's like,

okay, okay, whatever. Shut up and go away.

Just check us in and go away. Stop going

on and on. I don't care.

The customer service is too good. To the

point where it's just annoying. You go to

yakiniku in Japan and then the staff are

just like crouching next to the table

going on and on. This is the menu. This is

how you change the heat. This is— we've

got different price ranges. This is the

cheap price. This is the medium price.

This is the pork and this is the beef and

this is the spatula. They go on and on

about it, about everything. So annoying.

Just go away. For God's sake, not even

listening. Just waiting for you to

shut up and leave so we can, like, get on

with whatever we're here to do. I hate

that.

They really like explaining every single

thing, like checking into a guesthouse,

and then they'll be showing you the air

conditioning remote. This is the air

conditioning remote. This is how you turn

it on. Beep. And then when you want to

turn it off, press this button. Beep.

Okay, I think I know how to use this

stupid remote control.

God. Do collabs with Ice.

Yeah, I tried. Look how that turned out.

Now all his community hates me.

They all hate me because I'm weird and

they think I don't talk. Oh, trust me, I

talk a lot. But you're not gonna like what

I have to say because it's all negative.

I don't like his community anymore.

They're a bunch of pricks.

Just stupid idiots, aren't they?

Just because I badmouthed that stupid

D-Pac, they all turned on me.

They think I'm a psychopath because I

don't— because I— that they think I act

friendly and innocent in real life, and

then I'm like a dick online. As if they're

not. Look at the stuff they say on the Ice

Poseidon Discord, acting all edgy and hard

and stuff. I bet in real life they're like

Oh yes, Mother, can I have some milk,

please? Just a bunch of stupid hypocrites.

They're exactly the same as me. They act

nice in real life, but then online they're

a bunch of toxic dickheads.

But they're exactly the same. That's just

how people act in real life. You think I'm

going to be all like in people's faces in

real life, pressing people? Obviously I'm

going to be polite because I don't know

these people very well.

I'm nervous.

I'm not gonna be like this in real life

because, I don't know,

I'm only like this when I'm by myself,

when I'm feeling confident.

What did you say about Deepak? I just said

it's lame that he took a break from

streaming when his mum died,

because I'd be milking those donos.

I got so many donos when my dad died. I

got like $500 Super Chats. It was insane.

If my mom died, you know for sure I'll be

streaming it the very next day.

I mean, I streamed the very day my dad

died after we came back from the hospital.

I was like, okay, stream time, stream.

D-Pac was like, ooh, boohoo.

And then stupid Sam Pepper sent the

screenshot of me saying that to Ice and

Ice's Discord. Sam Pepper is such a— it's

like he's got his nose stuck up Ice's butt

crack so far. It's just like Ice's little

servant at this point.

Sam basically just orbits around Ice

because that's the only way he gets views.

Yeah, well, whatever. Don't need them.

Bunch of losers.

Hanging around Ice is kind of annoying

though. He's so exhausting. He keeps

saying all this dumb stuff like, oh, you

don't love her. Do you love her? Why'd you

cheat, bro? What'd you think? Why does a

man cheat? I don't

know, because it feels good.

I think it would just be hell on earth

trying to stream with Ice. And then

he'll keep saying I'm boring and I don't

talk or blah blah blah. I don't know. I

don't want to do anything. I wouldn't want

to do anything he does anyway, like

talking to strangers, doing weird

challenges. Do you like my t-shirt?

I got 3 t-shirts from Khao Yai.

No one even cares about my Khao Yai trip,

do they? I got more footage, but the

videos are doing so badly, I think I'm

just gonna say, yeah, that's enough with

the Khao Yai videos. I got more clips,

but nothing really happens. I might

just chop it up and put it on the other

Thailand channel.

What else happened? That was it, really.

Oh, we went to a steak restaurant, sat

down, and then this massive group of

Japanese men came in, which I thought was

pretty funny. It's like Japan follows me

everywhere. 10 or 15 Japanese salarymen.

I don't know what they were. They were all

wearing the same uniform. It was like a

beige jacket, kind of like maybe

like medical. Or engineering, and there

were some Thai people with them as well.

They all came in, all ordered loads of

beer, and they all ordered the most

expensive steaks like tomahawk, wagyu.

That restaurant was so expensive. It was

like 5,000 baht for the wagyu steak,

which is 20,000 yen.

20,000 yen for a steak. I ordered the

cheapest steak, which was 780 baht, which

was nearly 2,000 yen. No, it was, it was

nearly ¥3,000.

How much is that in dollars?

And I ordered a red wine as well. It was

pretty good. So the cheapest steak I had

was $21, and then the, the premium steaks,

5,000 baht,

$150 steak.

And they were all ordering. I saw the food

coming in. So much food. They must have

been loaded. I wonder what they did. What

kind of— why were they there in the middle

of nowhere? Khao Yai National Park Resort.

I wonder what company. It's probably like

some kind of infrastructure company where

they've got Japanese engineers leading

the project.

Everything that's like serious

engineering, for some reason they need

Japanese people to do it. They need

outside help to get it done. All the train

systems like the BTS, all built and

engineered by Japanese engineers. All the

trains come from Japan. Yokohama says on

the train. Everything is from like outside

help. Saw a load of Korean people as well.

So that was kind of interesting. But the

frustrating thing is, even though we were

sitting right next to them and they were

pretty loud, I could barely understand

anything they were saying in Japanese.

All I could pick out were like a few words

here and there, but most of it just

sounded like garbled gibberish.

I don't know why I couldn't understand

what they were saying. It was just

like, that's just what it sounded like.

I was just pissed I couldn't understand

what they were saying. I'm going to guess

it was just like a lot of slang and

technical words or like in-jokes.

Either I'm deaf or my Japanese really

sucks, but I just couldn't

understand what they were saying apart

from a few things. Like they were saying,

oh, this plate, this food's so small. Oh,

this expensive. Oh, it's so spicy. I

understood those parts just

because they were like 1, 2 word lines, 1

or 2 word sentences.

I don't understand what— when Japanese

people are talking, I find it hard to

follow what they're saying. Maybe my

Japanese does suck,

but even in English, I find it hard to

hear what people are saying.

I can't pick out the words. It just sounds

like mumbo jumbo

gibberish sound coming out.

Try going to an izakaya and just— what's

the word— eavesdropping on a bunch of

drunk Japanese men and then try and

understand what they're saying. It's so

Where did the YouTube About tab go? Yeah,

I thought they removed it because that's

what I always check to see how many views

a channel has, but they moved it. It's now

on the main tab under the YouTube channel

name. It's got like a little arrow

pointing to the side and you click that

now. Why do they keep changing random

stuff like that for no reason? It's so

annoying. The About tab was fine. Why did

they have to Fiddle with everything.

Oh, we went to Central World yesterday for

Well, we just did some window shopping,

then had food. We went to the food level

and I swear every single restaurant was

Japanese. And they had Nitori and Muji and

Uniqlo. The entire place is basically

Japan. Japan must love Thailand because

they must make so much money from

expanding their brands here. Every

restaurant was Japanese. We went to Sushi

Row. For sushi last night,

and then we went to Nitori to look at some

sofas. It just feels like, am I in Japan

or Thailand at this point?

I spent $20 on our sushi dinner,

had about, I think, about 20 plates.

I had tuna, salmon. I tried a new fish. I

tried yellow fish

belly. It just tastes like fish. Didn't

really have a strong flavor. It was fine,

I guess.

$20 is kind of expensive though.

I like sushi row because you just walk in,

you pick the sushi off the conveyor belt,

you don't have to order or wait. Just go

straight in and start eating. It's great.

My favorite restaurant because you don't

have to talk to anyone and you get the

food straight away and you get

free green tea.

What do you think of vegan people? I think

it's stupid. Why would you not eat meat?

They think animals don't want to be eaten,

but they think plants do want to be eaten.

Plants don't want to be eaten either, you

know. And then they say,

oh, it's not sentient, doesn't have

consciousness. So if you eat someone who's

in a coma, is that okay because they don't

have consciousness? That doesn't make any

sense. Plants never want to be eaten.

That's why they create all these defense

systems. Like broccoli. Do you know why

broccoli tastes disgusting when it's raw?

They make it— they make that bitter taste

to prevent insects from eating it because

it doesn't want to be eaten.

Spice. The whole point of spice is to stop

mammals from eating it. You know, the

chili pepper is

only spicy to mammals because it doesn't

want to be eaten by mammals because

mammals grind up the seeds by chewing it.

But birds don't taste any spice because

they want birds to eat it and disperse the

seeds. But we eat the chili peppers

because people like spicy food.

So you can't exist in this world without

killing something unless, well, you're

going to eat roadkill or rotting dead

stuff. If you want to survive,

you've unfortunately, you've got to eat

stuff and you've got to make stuff die.

That's just how the world works. So I've

come up with this new theory about

happiness and suffering. My theory is it

is impossible for everyone to be happy.

So for example, if you got a group of 10

people, to simplify things,

in order for 5 people to be happy, the

other 5 have to be unhappy. You can't have

a situation where all 10 people are happy.

That's impossible. For some people to be

happy, the others have to be unhappy.

That's just life. We gotta stop. For some

reason everyone thinks, oh, why can't we

all be friends? And why can't we all be

happy? Why can't we all live in harmony?

It's not possible. That's why. That's just

how the world works. You gotta eat

everything else to survive.

And if you don't like that, then, well,

you're not gonna exist anymore because

you're gonna starve.

That's why all the pro-peace people are a

bunch of hypocrites, because they're like,

oh, we must end war and suffering. But

then they live these comfy modern lives

where they are enjoying the privileges

of being from a country that dominates in

war. That's why we get the privilege and

the luxury of having stuff like

smartphones, electricity, heating oil,

but then like, oh, we will end the war.

If we end the war, then say goodbye to all

your nice stuff. We don't have this stuff

for free, you know. We have it

because we took it.

Don't start whining about people getting

bombed and stuff whilst you're sitting

there in your comfy house with your

electricity and your food that you're only

able to have because your country bombed

some other country. You either bomb or you

be bombed. Tell me

There's no way to live in peace,

otherwise you just go extinct like the

Native Americans. And they didn't live in

peace anyway, they were all fighting each

other before the colonialisms came.

They're all engaging in tribal warfare.

Just embrace it, don't fight it.

Yeah, it sucks people get bombed and they

get their countries and land taken, but if

it means I get to live a country— a comfy

life, then rather you than me, I guess.

I'm glad I'm British. I don't get bombed.

No one's going to pick a fight with the

British because then you got America. Our

big bro is going to step up and defend us.

Anyone tries to invade the UK, you got to

deal with America too, because we

basically created America. People think

the British Empire died. It didn't die.

It just took on a new form. The American

Empire is basically the British Empire

version 2. Don't say it's not. America was

birthed out of the bosom of the British.

America wouldn't exist without the

British. It would just be like a bunch of

Spanish colonies, wouldn't it?

So no one's going to mess with the British

because then you're messing with America.

We're part of the world elite.

So yeah, the American global

empire is just an expansion or a

continuation of the British Empire. It's

basically the same thing, isn't it?

So I'm glad I'm British because I don't

have to worry about getting bombed.

You know, there's a civil war happening in

Myanmar and no one even knows or cares.

Isn't that crazy?

Imagine if you were Myanmar, Myanmarese.

I don't even know what it's called.

Your outlook of the world is so negative.

It's just realistic. It's not negative. I

just accept it for what it is.

War is just part of it.

How can you suggest that we live without

war? There's no way.

Now I'm going to get demonetized. I think

talking about war is okay because my other

streams were fine.

Would you fight for King Charles against

the Palestinians? Well, I wouldn't fight

for anyone. I think getting

dragged into the war and then becoming a

Porn is stupid and

I wouldn't get dragged into it willingly

because you're just like a piece on the

chessboard being used.

I'd just run away to a country like

Thailand. I went into Bangkok last

night and it was completely peaceful. No

riots and mobs destroying the place.

So nice. And then I saw London.

It's just utter chaos right now.

Sam Pepper was there. He streamed it.

Are you still in Thailand? Yep, gonna be

here until— well, if the

relationship doesn't fall apart, I'll be

here until the end of my visa, which I

think is gonna be May. I don't know,

waiting for the school to contact me about

my visa documents. You are proud of being

British but wouldn't fight for it. I'm not

proud. I'm glad I'm British because

there's a lot of benefits. I don't know if

I'd say I'm proud because Britain kind of

sucks right now.

I'm proud of the British Empire because

we— well, I shouldn't say we because I

didn't do anything. The British Empire

achieved a lot. Yeah, okay, we wrecked

a lot of countries, but it's either them

or us. Don't tell me they wouldn't have

wrecked us if they had the ability to do

so. They just, they, they were the losers.

They got dominated by a tiny little island

nation because we had superior technology.

They should just shut up and take the L.

Look at India crying now. Oh, boohoo, the

British used us and destroyed our economy.

Yeah, well, that's your fault for being

too dumb and stupid and being manipulated.

You got outplayed. Suck it up.

Stop trying to blame us. Oh, England is

evil. No, we just outsmarted you because

you couldn't get the Industrial Revolution

before us. It's called survival of the

fittest.

Imagine being a massive powerhouse of an

economy back then. You know, India was

like the most powerful economy in the

world. Back then. They, they dominated

like 27% of the textile industry and then

they got completely played by the British.

How dumb do you have to be? They should

have spent some of that money on their

military. Then that wouldn't have

happened. I watched a video about

how the British completely destroyed India

and everyone in the comments is like, oh,

England's so evil. They're so horrible.

Boo-hoo.

They're just playing the game. As if India

wouldn't have done the same if they had

the capability to do so. It's just England

had the ability to do so, other countries

didn't, and they got wrecked.

Now me, I as a descendant of the British

get to reap the benefits.

Whilst not actually taking part in any of

it. I didn't do anything, but I get

to enjoy the, the plunderings.

Ah, I love it when I get to take advantage

of stuff by not actually contributing in

any way at all. Ah.

Suck it.

You're not English? Well, my passport says

otherwise. Says I am a British citizen

recognized by the government, and that's

all that matters.

King Charles needs to reinstate the

British Empire. Yeah.

Do you think it's possible if,

I don't know, some king

from the olden days came back to life and

he was in charge again? No, I don't think

it's possible anymore. We don't have the

technological advantage like we had then.

Which made it possible. And then things

like missiles and nukes completely changed

Why do you feel a sense of pride for your

nation? I don't know. I'd rather be on

the winning side than the losing side,

wouldn't you?

Would you feel proud if you were what

would be like a loser country? Would you

be proud of— I'm

trying to think of a country to insult.

Which country would you not be proud to be

from? Probably India.

Or maybe Germany. They did lose 2 world

wars.

Hitler was pretty stupid, wasn't he? Why

did he basically go to war with everyone

at the same time? How dumb do you have to

be? He's like, oh, we have enemies to the

west. England hates us. America hates us.

Let's go invade Russia at the same time.

How was— they're so stupid. At least make

some allies.

Why would you try invade Russia? Napoleon

already tried it and they lost. They did

the same thing Napoleon tried and they

failed in the same way.

I don't even know what Hitler was trying

to do. What was he trying to take over the

whole world? As if that's possible.

He should have just taken over Europe and

then stopped there.

Thailand gonna start taxing foreign

income. Yeah, well, that's gonna be next

year and I won't be here. Ah,

just in time for my visa to expire.

Uh, and I'll be making such little money,

there's nothing even to tax anymore. What

are you going to tax? My $700 a month

income? Okay, 10% of

that is like $70. Sure, have it,

whatever. As if I care.

Oh no, I've got to pay $70 a year.

Boo-hoo. UK can't tax me anymore because I

don't make enough money. Suck it,

HMRC. I don't know what happened. They

don't message me anymore. Last time I

heard from them was like 2 months ago. I

checked my spam box and they're not in

there.

Do you feel a sense of gratitude for

soldiers who gave their life for you to

live a privileged life? Yeah, I guess so.

But I also feel great pity. Like,

can you imagine being a young 20-year-old

and you just get blown up in a trench?

And that's your whole life. Oh my God.

I do feel really grateful. Not lying. I

get to sit here not doing anything, play

video games, eat food, and not

getting blown up in the trench.

That must really suck.

I don't think there's anything I would

want to get blown up in a trench for. I

don't care about anything enough to want

to die for it.

Yeah, I make like $700, $800 a month now

on YouTube. It really sucks.

No one cares about anything I do. None of

my videos pop off. I got

some traction on my gaming channel

recently with the Steam Deck OLED, but

it's going to make like $30.

Why is Botrix spamming so much?

I am glad I get to live in a

period of time where I don't have to go to

war. I think the next

30 years should

be fine. I don't think we're going to go

into war.

What kind of situation would have to

happen for me to get drafted into the

British Army? Come on, that's not going to

happen. It only happened twice because of

massive European continental wars. That's

not going to happen again. Come on.

Europe is united now.

We don't have like the French Empire

trying to take over or Germany trying to

take over. Everyone's just kind of on the

same side now in Europe.

The only risk is China.

But what's China going to do? China's not

going to launch a land invasion of Europe,

are they?

Yeah, I think I'm safe. I'm not going to

get drafted. I feel sorry for the

Ukrainians, though. Because they all got

drafted, got invaded.

See, that's why I'm glad I'm British and

not Ukrainian. Imagine being Ukrainian and

your country gets invaded. I would be so

out of there on the next plane.

No one's ever going to invade the UK.

Last time UK nearly got invaded was the

Battle of Britain. With Hitler.

Who's going to invade Britain now?

Russia? Russia can barely even take

over Ukraine. Russia's entire military is

focused on Ukraine right now, and they're

not even making really great progress.

They're bogged down.

There's no way they could launch an

invasion all the way to the UK over the

sea. They'd get destroyed.

China can't do anything either. They're

trapped in their own little country

because the US has naval bases all around

it. Philippines, Taiwan, Japan. China's

screwed. How are they going to break out

of that? They're surrounded. China is

surrounded by enemies. Everyone hates

them. They're all American allies.

South Korea, Japan, Philippines, Taiwan,

all American allies. China has no allies.

They got North Korea. What's North Korea

Evolve your content. By doing what?

Go to Ukraine? No thanks, I'm not stupid.

I want to do— I don't

know, I want to do walking ASMR 4K.

Nighttime videos. I might go into Bangkok

sometime, just do like a 1-hour walking

video. Those get hundreds of thousands of

views. Don't have to

talk, don't have to show your face, just

walk around, put a cute girl in the

I want to do gaming reviews still. That's

the easiest. I don't even have to buy the

game. I did a review of the Steam Oded—

Steam Deck Oded, and I don't even have it,

and it got more views than my main channel

does. This is so dumb.

You just say, I don't like the Steam Deck

Oded, it is rubbish, and then

all the fanboys come and rage at you,

driving up the engagement.

Oh, wow. Thanks, Bella. Your next coffee

is on me. Very generous. But I

don't spend $5 on coffee. I buy a bag of

instant coffee, so I'm probably spending

about $0.10 per coffee.

Who is L-A-H-W-F?

The problem with walking videos is I've

got to go all the way into the city at