[2024-11-26] just got back home [U1mZLKVoz78]

Oh.

Oh my God.

A hard-earned pot noodle.

Look at this. Delicious.

You lied again. About what?

I would never lie. On YouTube.

I think there's not enough water in it.

Hmm, I add some my own water.

What's with the old Japan video upload?

Um, don't know, I just thought it would be

Why not? And I've never posted it before.

It was on my SD. I don't know why I still

have that SD card. My ear's blocking up.

You know when I got that white Sony camera

because I was all inspired by Bold and

Bankrupt and Harold Boulder because they

used that camera? So I got that little

white Sony camera back in 2019. It cost

like £400, by the way, and I didn't like

it. Because it made my skin look all

detailed and there was no filter. Now I

realize you can just upload it as a low

quality export and then it basically

smooths out your face. So I was worrying

about nothing because obviously you're

not going to upload or export the video as

maximum resolution.

So I just exported the video as Standard

quality 720p, and I posted on YouTube,

and it looked nice. My skin looks good. I

have been sick and barely able to eat or

drink for a month, and I only started

recovering today. So grateful. What is the

longest you have been sick? Um, when I get

sick, it usually takes about a month until

all the symptoms go. It usually goes like

sore throat first day. And then intense

flu and temperature for about 4 days,

and then about 3 weeks of coughing, which

is really annoying.

Yeah, so I got that little white Sony

camera. I took a bunch of videos.

I went out to the river to make some

videos, excited. I reviewed the footage

and I didn't like it because it made my

skin look ugly. And at the time, you know,

I had to be trying my best to look my best

because it was my channel's peak moment.

But now I don't really care. I just

thought, whatever, post it. It's better

than anything I can make now.

I've got more footage on that SD card.

I've got some stuff with Chihiro. I've got

some weird stuff. Sunny was watching it

and I was trying to get her to stop

because it's so embarrassing. She kept

watching it. It's just me I was just

testing out the camera in the apartment,

so it was just me doing dumb stuff. Just

you know, getting a feel for the vlog

style, trying to be like bold and

bankrupt. So I was saying a bunch of

stupid stuff. I was like, "Oh my God, hey

God." If you could pay twenty-five pounds

to stop being a narcissist and gain

empathy, would you do it? No, you can't

just stop being a narcissist. You either

just embrace it or you cover it up really

well. I'm not a narcissist. What are you

talking about? I delivered today, was

really good apart from this one stupid old

woman had a go at me.

She was like, you don't ring my doorbell,

my parcels round here get nicked, innit?

You'll maybe live in a better place,

stupid old woman. Not my problem.

Always gotta have some stupid person

having a go at me. I don't ring people's

doorbells anymore because I can't be

bothered, so I just dump the parcel in

front of the door, take a picture, and

then I leave. Don't have time. If I knock

on every door and wait for them to answer

the door, it would take me forever to

finish my shift. I'm actually supposed to

be still on the shift.

My shift was supposed to be until 5 PM.

It's only 4 PM. Jesus,

I'm home an hour early. Still get paid

though. Got paid £65 for a

3 and a half hour shift today. I finished

it in 2 hours. I got home about 10 minutes

ago. Not bad. It's like

£33 an hour.

And then I did an Uber Eats shift and made

about £15 in 1 hour.

And then, uh, where's the thing? I went to

the optician, got new glasses. I haven't

got them yet. Cost me £330.

Don't think anyone expects you to wait,

just ring and go. Yeah, I guess so.

Could do that. I've been

getting very lazy recently. Can't be

bothered. I don't want to see people. Too

many rude, horrible people. I don't want

to ring the doorbell because then they

come out. If I can get to the car and

leave before they come out, I'll do it.

Oh my God, pot noodle after you finish

work, so good.

Oh yeah, vitamin juice.

So I'm a bit, bit upset because I was

expecting to have more money this month,

but now How to cross the optician. You

therefore are a narcissist. I'm not a

narcissist, chill. Does that mean your

video admitting you are one was fake if

you don't actually believe it? Did I make

a video about being a narcissist? Maybe,

I don't know. You know,

I also made a video about being a

psychopath, a sociopath. Obviously I'm not

a sociopath. And I made one about being a

sex god. Obviously I'm not a sex god.

Yeah, so I went to optician. They said my

eyes got worse and had to pay £85—

no, £30 for the eye test,

£85 for the frames. I got the same frames

as I've got now, but they're just slightly

different. And then £190 for thinning,

anti-glare, UV protection coating,

blah blah blah. I got maximum thinning,

thinning SP50, 50% thinning.

Cost £190 for that. So £190 plus £85

plus £30, and then plus they also roped me

into getting insurance for my glasses.

They were really trying to hard sell me

the monthly plan. They were like, you get

2 pairs instead of 1 and free insurance

and free eye test. It's only £650,

£18 a month. So I said no thanks, I'll

just get 1 pair and pay it now. I've

already got too many things on finance, I

can't put glasses on it, so I don't need 2

pairs. I never used a second pair. And I'm

not that clumsy to break my glasses. So

now I spent £500

on these glasses. I got 2 pairs, a spare

pair, and sunglasses 2 years ago. I never

used the second pair and I hardly ever

used the sunglasses, so bit of a waste of

money. This time I just went for the one

pair, cuz in a year or 2 I'll probably

have to get new glasses again, won't I?

So I was hoping to pay off £1,200 off the

credit card this month. Unless I sell

stocks or go hard on Uber Eats, I'm

probably only going to be able to pay off

£900.

It's like my eyes Not

very good at the moment.

Have I watched the US Congress thing about

UFOs? No, but I did see a thumbnail for a

video related to it. Hey Daniel, hope

you're well. Oh wow, thanks. I just got

back from my second Japan visit. Again?

Thought of you the whole time, rent-free

in my head. How do you go to Japan?

You've been to Japan more than I've been.

You were in Japan last time I was in Japan

when I was streaming. How many times do

you go? I usually only go once

How was it? I don't know why I feel so

uninterested in going to Japan now.

I don't know why I feel so bored of Japan,

but not just Japan. I feel bored of

everything, really. I'm so bored of

delivering Amazon boxes. It's either

really boring or it's really stressful.

Is Uber Eats even worth it in your area?

Depends really how hard you do it. If you

do 3 or 4 hours, you can make about £50.

That's around lunchtime. I don't know

about dinner time. Dinner time is insane.

It just never stops. I haven't done dinner

time, but I have switched it on. At dinner

time when I was just waiting for something

just to see. And it was like non-stop

McDonald's, KFC. But I don't want to do it

because it wants you to go into the town

center and deliver around the town center.

I actually did one town center delivery

today and it was horrible. It was a Tesco.

It wanted me to go into the center, park

up, and then find this apartment. I

couldn't find anywhere to park. I was

going round and round Nearly got— I nearly

got stuck in this really packed up car

park. I thought,

what if I can't turn the car around? I've

got to reverse back out of this tiny car

park. Or what if I park here and I get a

ticket or clamped? And I

don't even know if I handed it to the

right person. I ran to the apartment door

And there was this black woman about to go

in, and I said, is this apartment 1? And

then she was like, oh yeah, that's me.

What if it wasn't? What if she lied?

Quickly got out there, and then I went to

the McDonald's in Aylesford near the

Amazon warehouse whilst I was waiting.

Did a couple McDonald's, and the guy at

the McDonald's, so annoying. He was like,

I don't know, Romanian, Eastern European.

And he was really talkative. He was like

flirting with the delivery woman in front

of me. And then he looks at me and I just

say my order number. I'm like, order 1,

2, blah, blah, blah. And then he says,

where's the hello? First you say hello.

Don't say the number first. So I was like,

okay, hello. And then he said, what was

the order number? And I had to repeat the

order number. Shut up and take my fucking

order number. Give me my McDonald's, you

stupid idiot. Shove your hello

up your backside. Hello, hello. Shut up

making me say hello. So irritating,

these people. Just give me my stupid food.

Why do people treat me like this? If I was

a grown 30-year-old white man who's bald,

I swear to God people wouldn't treat me

So rude. I don't want to say hello.

He looked— maybe he was like the manager

or something. He was wearing a buttoned

white shirt. Like a bit smart.

These managers of McDonald's are really

annoying. I don't know if they're the

franchise owner, then I can kind of

understand why they're so uptight about

their business running like a well-oiled

machine, or the manager,

so they really care about stuff like

customer service and how stuff's going.

But the managers are so irritating. It's

like, oh, get a life, it's just

McDonald's. No one cares about

stupid customer service. Imagine going to

McDonald's because of the customer

service. Look, this is the best

bit of pot noodle. It's when you got all

the soup and the dregs at the bottom.

This is the best. The best soup in the

world has to be the leftover water in beef

and tomato pot noodle. It's like a, a warm

hug around your face when you drink it.

Oh yeah,

well,

first you get— first you get the

beefiness. And then the tomato-ness goes

up your nostril, and then swallow it, and

then you get the savory umami of the

beef-ness around your around the back of

Mmm. Oh my God! This is the best. You have

to try this if you ever come to the UK.

Oh, I like the little pea. Sometimes you

get a little pea or 2 in it and it

refreshes the beefiness a bit.

Oh.

And then have some vitamin juice,

refresh the palate. Oh, what's that

floating in my vitamin juice?

I think it's just bubbles. Refresh the

Oh yeah. It's like a thick, rich beef

stew.

Finish. And that is how you eat

a pot noodle.

Uh, am I still mad at my mum?

No, that was ages ago. Our fights usually

are over the next day or the day after.

What, the whole thing about me following

the sat-nav and me not listening to what

she was saying? That was the last fight.

She still doesn't believe me. The most

irritating thing is she never believes me

even though I'm right. She just

automatically assumes I'm wrong or she

knows better. She still thinks the route I

took is like a roundabout

long way of getting home. On Google Maps,

it is exactly the same distance, 9.9

miles. She just won't believe me.

She's got this PTSD about country lanes.

I'm doing 30 miles per hour on the country

lane and she keeps going, slow down, slow

down. I'm already going so slow.

I'd rather take the country lane than town

lanes. I did a triple shift yesterday.

I did Canterbury Morrison's, I think

it went fine, didn't it? Yeah, that was

fine. And then I did a 1 PM Amazon

warehouse block for £65 boosted rate,

and then I did an evening shift, 6 PM,

uh, £57 3-hour block. So I made

like £150 yesterday. It wasn't

too bad apart from I got horned at twice,

and if I had done those things in front of

a police car, I think I would have been

pulled over again. I don't know why I keep

doing these things that could get me

pulled over. I don't know, I think today

was fine. I didn't get horned at, but I

was driving around Maidstone, so I'm

familiar. Chatham And Gillingham, very

annoying roads there.

Yeah, if I made £150 every day, I'd be

rich. I mean, like £4K a month. But it's

quite rare for Amazon to offer you so many

blocks at a boosted rate.

Today I just had a £65 block and then I

supplemented it with a bit of Uber Eats.

So I made— so I made £15 plus— I made £80

today. Not bad. Did I get any tips? I

didn't get any tips.

That's my earnings for today on Uber Eats.

I did 1 hour driving, I got £14.

It's funny because you can pay Uber Eats

50p to get your money now. Or you wait

until the next Monday to get it for free.

So I'm hoping when I get my new glasses,

it should help me a bit with seeing, uh,

signs and arrows.

I'm a bit upset because I was looking at

my dashcam footage to find the police car

thing, but it had already overwritten the

part where I got pulled over, and the

footage looks rubbish. This dashcam

doesn't look very good, and I'm a bit

disappointed because it says 4K footage

and it cost me £60, and the file size

is massive, but the image quality is all

blocky and ugly. Something to do

with compression, but there's no settings

in the app where you can change the

compression or the video quality. You can

only change the 4K and 1080p, but it's

already on 4K. Maybe I should put it down

to 1080p and it'll be better.

So the footage is not really usable for

YouTube if I was going to do like 4K

driving ASMR.

Bit annoyed. I wanted the footage of me

getting pulled over. I didn't realize it'd

be overwritten so fast.

I do work every day. It's just I don't get

triple blocks every day. Like right now,

I got nothing because I just finished all

my blocks. So now it says no offers.

So you keep pressing refresh hoping a

block's gonna pop up.

So I'll show you my earnings for this week

in 36 minutes. Your earnings

only update after your block ends.

Technically, I'm supposed to be working

now, but it only takes me about 2 hours to

deliver 30 parcels, and the

block's nearly 4 hours, so I finish nearly

half the time.

Today was good actually. It just sent me

around Maidstone area. Actually, I was

delivering around the neighborhood where I

was taking driving lessons and doing my

driving test, so I saw a lot of driver

learner drivers on the road, and it was

all just, you know, like,

it was a little bit rough council

areas, but it was those big semi-detached

houses with big roads. It wasn't like

flat— there were a few flats, but they

were big flats. It wasn't like chavvy flat

areas. It was around— I

don't know what the area is called. It's

just like outskirts of Maidstone.

Be funny if I saw my old driving teacher

driving around.

He'd laugh so hard if he found out I was

doing delivery driving.

Yeah, it's pretty stressful driving a car

to do Uber Eats because all the good

restaurants— so the areas where all the

restaurants are bunched up, they're on

high streets and there's nowhere to park.

You risk just parking up on the street on

the double lines, and then you might get a

ticket if the warden is walking around.

Although technically you are allowed to

park there because you're not parking,

you are unloading or you're loading. You

can park in the loading bays, but the

wardens don't know that you are doing

delivery work because you've just got like

a normal car. But if you had a van they

wouldn't give you a ticket, I think.

So today was good apart from I got scolded

by this stupid old woman. You didn't ring

my door, innit?

Not surprised. Who want to ring your door,

grumpy old stupid woman?

I said I pressed I delivered it on the

app, and then she said, yo, my parcels get

nicked around here.

It's your fault already. I blame women

because, uh, who raises children?

The woman. So if the area is full of

rotten apples, it's because the kids

weren't raised well. So it's probably your

fault. I bet you've got like a bunch of

kids that are a bunch of thieves and

scumbags because you didn't raise them

It's all women's fault for the dangerous

areas because they didn't raise their sons

properly. The men were out, out working

hard to put bread on the table, so it's

not us, it's not our fault. Got one—

you had one job, women, to raise good

children into good adults, and you

couldn't even do that. Too much spoiling.

Didn't make your kids work and earn

for the stuff they get. Just, oh, we'll

buy little Jimmy Xbox for his Christmas

present, and then little Jimmy grows up a

bit spoiled brat.

They should really make a course on how to

raise kids and then make you take— pass it

before you can have kids.

So I talked to Dave Gibson about my

incident. He said it

could be possible they make me take a

course on dangerous driving instead of

giving me points. I don't care about the

£100 fine. The thing I'm worried about is

getting points on my license. You get 12

points and then your license gets taken

away and you've got to take the test

again. If my license got taken away,

I don't know if I can be bothered.

I guess it'll be easy now, won't it?

Because I'm a pro driver. It's just so

stupid because the stuff they make you do

on the test, you never do when you're

actually driving, and it's really easy to

pass the test from my experience. But the

real issue, like the real problems you

have when driving You don't really cover

that doing lessons or taking tests because

sometimes it's all just confusing and

overwhelming and you've got to make a snap

decision in a split second on the moment

in the spot. And sometimes you just make

the wrong decision and you break the law

in front of the police. Oh, I was looking

on the maps and I did that thing right in

front of the police station as well. How

stupid was that?

Did your mom raise a good kid? No, I was

spoiled. That's why I'm lazy and entitled.

There was barely any discipline apart from

I got smacked on the bum with a wooden

spoon when I bullied my sister.

Oh, I forgot about my tea.

Mmm, it's still hot. And some

Choclat. I still got 4 bars

of it left. I've been scoffing it.

Yeah, so yesterday I made £150, today I

made £80. I still need more money God's

sake, my expenses this month are

gonna be £1,000. I spent £1,000 this

month. So a bunch

of movies and food when Sunny was here,

insurance stuff all cost about £450,

insurance and car payments, my driving

fine £100, and then my optician £330

for my eye test. Should be getting—

actually don't know when I have to go and

pick up my new glasses.

I hope they did it properly. The, the eye

test seemed to be very quick. Usually they

show you a bunch of screens and they make

you read it out and they show you it takes

like half an hour. This time they only

showed about 5 And then it was done. I was

thinking, I hope that was enough.

Sometimes you don't know because they say,

does it look clearer with or without? And

it literally looks the same. So I was just

guessing. I was like, um, it's a bit

better. So hopefully I chose— she did

say, this is your prescription now and

this is your new prescription. And the new

one was a lot sharper. I could read the

tiny letters. But how do they know

that that's the sharpest it can get?

You had to pay £330 for the frame,

the thinning lenses— thinning of the

lenses— and the eye test. Oh yeah,

this is your best chocolate.

She asked me what's my occupation. I said

delivery driver. She said, who'd you

deliver for? I said Amazon. And then she

says, oh, I know, I know someone who

delivers for Amazon. Do you know Taj?

I was like, no. You know,

thousands of people who deliver for

Amazon, and we don't know each other.

It's not like we all sit around standing

around chatting. We just go in, pick up

our parcels, and go off.

I don't know anyone there.

Maybe she thought I was, uh, like an

employed Official driver.

Yeah, maybe she didn't really— cuz I

didn't say flex driver. I didn't think she

would know what that is.

Why pay so much for glasses? Well,

they have different price ranges. The

cheapest glasses were about £50, but they

were ugly. I got designer glasses

in, in the £80 range, so they look

like these. And then you have to

pay for thinning, otherwise it would be

really thick. My lenses are really thick

without thinning. Even with thinning,

they're still kind of thick. I don't want

like bottle cap lenses where it makes it—

it looks stupid because it makes your face

here look really small.

See, you don't really see it that much on

my ones. Look where the edge is.

You see, like the edge of my face almost

lines up perfectly with the edge of my

face behind the glasses. If you didn't get

thinning, it would just look really weird.

Like the inside of your face looks like—

it looks like a peanut, your head.

Yeah, mine look normal because I got

thinning. So you kind of have to get

thinning if you don't want to look like a

weirdo. So I got maximum

thinning and it costs £190 and you get a

bunch of coating like anti-glare

UV protection.

Oh my God, so good!

Pot noodle and chocolate.

Oh, reminds me of the Japan days when I

came back streaming in the guest house and

then I started eating the chocolate.

They tried to sign me up on the monthly

plan, but I feel like if

they want me to sign up for the monthly

plan so much, that must mean They make

more money if they get customers signed up

on the monthly plan. Otherwise, why would

they keep trying to promote the monthly

plan if it makes them lose money?

Trying to get me out. You think I'm

stupid? I study the stock market.

You want me to take the monthly plan

because it's going to cost me more money.

It'll cost me £600 over 24 months.

Not falling for that.

They said you get free insurance and a

free eye test. Yeah, but then I got to pay

£600, which is double which I would have

paid anyway, and I don't want 2

I'm probably going to need another eye

test in 2 years.

Okay,

I am satisfied.

I didn't buy these. I got sent them by a

viewer. He sent a box of Meijis from

Japan. Supposed to share them with Sunny,

but she left, so I scoffed them all by

myself. I've eaten 7.

Ah, my stomach is happy now.

Yeah, it's funny because people

think that Japanese food is so good,

ramen and stuff. I was at the wedding, my

sister's wedding, I was talking to the

best man and he was like, so isn't the

food in Japan really good? And I was like,

no, not really. I miss English food. And

he said, oh, what kind of English food did

you miss? I said Pot Noodle, and he

laughed. He said, I thought Japan's famous

for having the best noodles. And I said,

yeah, but they're nowhere near as good as

Pot Noodle. I think he must have thought I

was joking or something. They're really

not though. Nothing in Japan comes close

to Pot Noodle. Tonkotsu ramen is probably

the best ramen in Japan. I'd give that 6

out of 10. Versus beef and tomato, 10 out

of 10. Tonkotsu ramen is okay,

but it does— I don't know, the, the smell

of pig bone does get very overwhelming.

It's like very creamy, milky broth.

Sometimes it's just so salty as well, but

you just got this really strong smell of

pig in your nose when you're eating that.

And the noodle texture, it's just not as

good as the Pot Noodle. Pot Noodle

noodles, they're not straight, they're

kind of squiggly like that. Ramen noodles,

they're very straight. I don't like that.

I like my squiggly noodles.

And Pot Noodle noodle texture is It

doesn't just break apart in your mouth.

It's got a bit of girth to it.

You've got to actually chew it.

And also, pot noodles got the little

chunks of fake meat in it, which I like.

Pot noodle is pot noodles.

What do you mean?

I'm not— you think I'm saying pot noodle

as like a generic term for noodles in a

cup? No, it's the brand Pot

There's other brands of noodles in a pot.

They all suck. There's Super Noodles.

They're rubbish. They come in a packet.

Otherwise you'd just say cup noodle if you

were talking about like generic brands of

noodles in a pot.

Wow, it's dark already. It's only 4

What brings me joy? Finishing my last

delivery. When you finally get the

deliveries down to just a couple left.

And then you can go home and have pot

noodle.

It is a great feeling.

I have no work booked. I think around now

is when the, the warehouse blocks start

dropping. See if I can snag any.

It's called pot noodle because anyone who

enjoys it is clearly smoking pot.

You're just not— you don't have civilized

tastes if you dislike pot noodle.

It's king of the gods, food of the gods.

You all have to try pot noodle if you ever

come to the UK. It should be our national

dish. It just tastes really beefy,

tomatoey, and then chicken and mushroom.

Not sure. Sometimes it depends on my mood.

Sometimes chicken and mushroom is my

favorite, but then sometimes on a cold

winter's day, beef and tomato feels more

wintry, you know, like beef stew.

Remember Blood Bucket? Imported like 12 of

them. I don't know if she liked it because

she just gave all of them to me and Sunny.

She only had one.

I think the flavor's a bit too strong for

Japanese tastes.

I remember I was in Thailand last year.

Essex Girl got me a Pot Noodle. It was

like a Christmas stuffed turkey special

flavor. She said she was going to give it

to me. Guess that didn't

happen, so I started badmouthing her when

I thought she hacked my phone.

Do you think I really made her cry? She

said she was crying because I got mad

because I thought she leaked my phone

number and she's banging some Discord guy,

so I started ranting about her.

Feel kind of bad if she didn't leak my

number. Guess it doesn't matter now.

Well, if she's listening, I guess I'm

sorry, but I'm still mad that she's

banging a Discord member.

People treating my— treating my YouTube

thing as a dating app. I didn't

make my YouTube channel to hook up people

together, okay guys? Don't come on my

Discord and start hooking up. Go use

Everyone's trying to hook up with my Hide

in My Room branded girls as well.

Yeah, and there's that other girl who

hooked up with a Discord guy, and she

looked quite attractive. What was her

name? A— A-E-Y.

Why would you hook up some random weirdo

Discord person? When it could have been

me,

the director of the movie, the author of

the books, the main character. Let's all

pretend to date each other. Why would you

go for like the side character? Okay guys.

Oh wow, thanks. Yeah, that A girl sent me

a picture of herself years ago and she was

quite good-looking,

but then she apparently— she married a guy

she met on my Discord server. The hell?

So weird.

Are they gonna have a baby? If they have a

baby, that means I am responsible for that

baby coming into the world. They should

make me the godfather. The baby wouldn't

exist without me. I created life

indirectly.

Oh well, thanks Matthew Stone.

Pot noodle is like if someone took a

plastic cup of dried noodles and then

pissed, barfed, and shattered in it. No,

have some self-respect, Daniel. It's

perfect noodle. Best texture, best shape,

best chewiness,

best broth. Delicious.

If I was gonna die, that would be my

requested last meal.

Yeah, I'm probably going to get bowel

cancer or something. I eat so much

processed food, carcinogenic.

What's in the ingredients?

Noodle mix 95%, dried noodles 66%.

Palm fat, onion powder,

disodium inosinate,

monosodium glutamate. Isn't that MSG?

Oh my God, it literally has MSG in it.

Monosodium glutamate, that's MSG.

No offense, but I feel like 99% of

relationships started by going to your

Discord are going to be dysfunctional as

all hell, so don't feel too jealous or

bad. They are just copying your bad

relationship with Chihiro. Yeah, they're

probably gonna end up getting divorced.

What's so bad about MSG? It's just a bit

of sodium potassium

I think that's why I'm hooked on them. It

must be the MSG. It probably tastes

rubbish without MSG.

Oh, oh, it's not 5 o'clock yet.

I'm still supposed to be at work.

That's what you get when you

don't give me enough parcels to deliver.

Oh, thanks, No Name. Where will I escape

during World War III? I think I'll just

stay here. They're not gonna missile

strike Harrietsham, are they?

You're not fat or unhealthy. Well, the

problem is You can still get cancer

if you're skinny. So on the inside,

it might— I don't know what's festering in

my bowels.

I feel so tired. I only work— well, I left

the house at half past

9 and I got home at 4 PM, but I wasn't

working from 9 to 4 PM.

Um, I did a 1-hour Uber Eats shift,

and then I did about 2 hours Amazon Flex,

and then the rest of it was driving.

Driving there, driving around, getting

stuck in traffic, driving to the Amazon

warehouse, picking up the parcels,

driving to the first delivery spot, which

took like 40 minutes because I had to go

through the town center and it was all

jammed up. I had to get stuck in a

roadworks traffic jam for about 25

minutes, and then And coming home was like

30 minutes. You spend more time driving

than actually working.

Is Amazon Flex good? Well, when it's easy,

it's really good. When you get nice routes

and nice areas, the best job ever. Do you

think WW3 will actually occur, or do you

think Putin's threats are simply a

catalyst for Trump to say he ended the

war? Like how he ended the Korean War and

merged Korea together, but actually didn't

and nothing changed. I don't know,

do you think the world really has the

appetite to have another massive world

It depends how bad the economy gets,

because wasn't there like massive

depression and recession just before World

War II? 1929, it was

called the Great Depression. And there was

so much debt, not enough jobs. Everyone

was depressed and miserable. And then how

did they get out of that? Basically, they

had a world war. World War II happened

shortly after that, or around that time.

Stock market went insane, insanely good

during World War II, and then everyone got

jobs. You get loads of jobs when you're at

war. Someone's got to build all the

weapons, the bullets, the uniform,

everything. There's so much to do when

you're in war, a world war.

There's no time for people to sit around

being unemployed and depressed.

So maybe if the US economy gets so bad

they can't figure out how to fix it, they

might resort to having a world war to

fix it. Yeah,

I'll get a job at the bullet factory

making bullets.

Why I hate my job at the ammunition

factory is so boring.

Oh, what's the stock market doing? I

haven't checked it.

Bitcoin down.

ASML, oh, down again.

Gold, oh, down again.

Gold has been sucking.

Not good.

Today.

Bit boring, isn't it? Nothing's moving.

How many packages does Flex give you in a

day? Today they gave me 27

deliveries. For about— I think it was 40

parcels. 40 parcels going to 27 addresses.

It doesn't really matter how many parcels

you get. Like, I don't care if they gave

me 50 parcels if there's only 2 delivery

addresses, because that means I've only

got to go to 2 places. The worst is when

you get like 45 packages and it's

1 package per household. You gotta make 45

stops. They don't usually give you that

unless you choose the 4-hour block, which

I never do. I only choose the 3.5 or less

blocks. And they usually give you about 25

deliveries and about 30 to 40 packages.

Why do you think you are different than

others and don't get along with others?

Do you think you may have a mental illness

or do you think society or the individuals

you are around are the problem?

People think I'm rude because I don't say

hello and I'm scared of making eye

contact.

So I'm like scared to initiate social

niceties unless people do it first to me.

So if someone looks like a bit scary,

grumpy, I don't really want to say hello

to them. 'Cause I'm scared.

So people just think I'm rude because also

I don't say thank you sometimes. Like that

time I ranted about the woman who gave way

to me at the supermarket entrance and I

didn't say thank you and she said thank

you in like a sarcastic tone. Yeah,

people just get mad at me because I don't

do the social norms very well.

So I'd rather just avoid people and not

have to talk to them.

Are you still seeing Sunny?

Sunny seems a bit mad at me at the moment.

I think it's because I talked about Pia.

I think I have to stop talking about

She really doesn't like Pia for some

reason, so when I mention Pia, she gets

upset. I wasn't aware of that.

Now she said she doesn't care when I talk

about Chihiro, but when I talk about Pia,

for some reason— so

now I don't know, because we talked

yesterday but it didn't really end well.

So now I don't know if I should message

her again, that could risk making it

worse, or I just Give her some space.

I don't know. I think she also wants me

to escalate the relationship status,

but I don't know. I don't know how to do

it, to be honest, because I never had to

do it. What do you say? Like, do you want

to be my girlfriend? It just feels a bit

embarrassing, like a bit awkward.

I don't know, it reminds me of Ralph

Wiggum from The Simpsons when he's like,

will you be my Valentine, to Lisa.

I feel like awkward

to say it.

Do I do it over text? I don't know, it's

like very new to me. I've never had to do

that before.

I don't know, it's like a weird topic.

Speaking of Pierre, has anyone heard from

Cesium? He was such a lolcow, but I wonder

what he is doing now. Also, remember

Persephone? Her voice was so funny and she

always pronounced Cesium as Kaseum, which

was very funny. Last I heard, Caesium was

obsessed with Venus Angelic, but that was

a couple years ago. I don't know now.

Didn't Persephone change her channel name

to Revenge Star and she was getting some

views finally?

I think Caesium was my first donator.

Hmm, I don't know if I say what

I want on stream and then she finds out

through the stream instead of from me

saying it directly to her. Won't that be

So now I can't. Say what

I want

on stream. I mean, not— now this sounds

weird, it sounds like, oh, I'm not

good at this talking thing. I'm not saying

that I can't say what I want in

the sense that because we're talking about

PR cause the problem. I meant that I can't

express my

standing on the thing.

Let's just change the topic.

She doesn't watch the streams. She did.

That's what caused the problem.

I'm not against the idea of being in a

relationship.

But then that makes it sound like I'm also

not for it, which I didn't say. Sorry

you're feeling sad, mate. I wish you well.

I'm not really sad. I'm just— I'm like

tiptoeing around in this minefield where

the wrong choice of words can blow my foot

off. And as you know, I'm not the best

person at choosing the right words. Which

is why I lost so many viewers and subs.

Like when you called Deepak a wimp. Do you

remember Ice was saying, why did you call

Deepak a pussy? I didn't, didn't say he

was a pussy. I just said,

what a loser for not streaming just

because his mum died.

Yeah, shut up, Ice. As if you don't take

advantage of situations for content

yourself.

Imagine being morally lectured by someone

like Paul Danino.

Don't give a shit about Deepak. Oh,

boohoo, I hurt Deepak's feelings. Am I

supposed to care? He can go suck it. No,

I wouldn't snipe Ice again.

He's really annoying. I don't know, I just

found him really annoying. He asks you

these really stupid questions like, uh,

tell me something interesting about

yourself that doesn't involve XYZ.

And then he makes you feel stupid for not

being able to answer it.

Or he'll, like, criticize you for

something, and then he'll start yelling at

you to not be like that, which is

really annoying. Yeah, he's just

really annoying to hang out with.

I don't know, I still think he's cool and

I really liked his old streams, not his

new streams now. It was just kind of

annoying, the interaction.

And Kim is also really annoying. It's like

she seems really dumb, like there's

nothing going on up there.

Typical American.

Not that Americans are dumb. I meant that,

you know, like typical blonde American

girl. Although she's not really blonde. I

think she dyes her hair. But she just

seemed really dim, like really stupid.

And she just believes everything Ice says.

So Ice goes, Daniel disrespects women.

And then she's like, is it true, Daniel?

Do you disrespect women? Yeah, if they're

stupid annoying like you are.

Bridge Burnt. Yeah, I don't care about any

of them. They're all stupid idiots.

It's all dead and irrelevant anyway. Dead

channels. They're all like a bunch of

irrelevant has-beens who still stream on

Kick with 10% of what they used to have as

viewers.

It's funny how much the community hated

me. The CX community, because I went

on his Discord and they hated me.

Now maybe I could have been a funny side

character, someone that everyone hates and

they all just shit on me, because I

am very hateable.

Didn't you see that Greek God X guy? He

said, because Ice phoned him a

couple years ago asking to see if he would

want to meet up, do a reunion, Greek God X

said he would never want to meet Ice again

because it was so traumatic. When they

streamed together before. Yeah, I can

imagine. I got a taste of it and it was

not pleasant. Imagine actually being in

Ice's stream,

not as just like a one-off couple-hour

thing, but like a full proper stream and

you're part of the stream. That would just

be like hell, I think.

Congrats on work. What do I do now? Oh

well, it's not a secret anymore. I do

Amazon Flex and a tiny bit of Uber Eats

on the side. I got this weird rash on my

finger. You see that?

It's going brown and flaky.

I don't know what that is.

It's not like the rash I got in Thailand

where that was itchy.

I heard Dr Disrespect is leaving YouTube

and he's going to Rumble. I kind of

thought this was going to happen. There's

no way YouTube was going to give him back

his monetization. If YouTube takes away

your monetization, they probably are not

going to give it back. Like Russell Brand

had his taken away too over sexual

allegations.

A bit of a gamble, isn't it? I don't know

if I'd download Rumble just to watch Dr

So he'll lose all the viewers who donate

to him who don't want to move to Rumble.

It is lame though how they just take away

your monetization just because you had

some kind of unfortunate

scandal that happened off YouTube.

It's because they're scared of

advertisers. The advertisers don't want to

be associated with pedos and sex abusers.

So they, they have the leverage to

threaten YouTube because it makes their

brand look bad. They'll be like, oh,

people are gonna think our brand is

sponsored by Dr. Disrespect the pedo, and

then it's gonna affect our sales.

As if that's ever gonna happen. I couldn't

care less if I see McDonald's ads on

some YouTuber I hate, I'm not going to be

like, oh, I'm never buying McDonald's

anymore. Who thinks like that? So

advertisers, they seem so disconnected

from what people actually think,

and then YouTube has to obey, otherwise

they lose the advertisers.

So I do understand it from YouTube's point

of view. It does really

suck though. Can you imagine being Dr

Disrespect, where you are so loved and

respected by the community and you're like

an OG streamer legend, and now everyone

hates you apart from your core fan base?

But basically the mass audience hates you

and sponsors hate you just because of

what? Because he texted a 17-year-old?

Who cares? It's not like he

banged her. They just had some jokes.

And that, that 17-year-old is probably

like 30 now. When was it? 2017.

It happened.

I've— I know teenage girls

from 2017 who are now hot 20-year-olds.

I don't know why I said that, Scott.

What's my point? That led to nothing.

That was just like a random sentence. I

mean, 7 years is a long time.

If you look at my life, what's happened

over 7 years— moved to Japan, got married,

YouTube thing happened, Thailand.

I didn't know it's illegal to message a

17-year-old. The thing is, it doesn't

matter if it's illegal or not, it's what

the, the advertisers deem acceptable or

Stupid. Oh well, at least I can do and say

whatever I want because I don't get any

I think I found a Christmas present that I

think Sunny would like.

It's a

secret. I just

don't know when she's coming next.

Or if she's coming next. Hopefully.

I am a bit worried that the current— the

current problem will not resolve itself

or it will get worse and there might not

be a next time. I don't

think that's gonna happen.

I don't really know how to fix it.

Current problem is I

don't really know. Wait.

I think the main problem is I haven't

made us official.

And I think she wants it to be official.

I don't understand it though. How is it

not official? Is it only not

official because I haven't made it

official, even though we're doing all the

things that people who are official do?

But it doesn't become official until you

say it's official.

I already think it's official without it

having to be said.

But I think I have to say it. But now I

don't know if I should say it over text or

what. It's kind of weird to say it over

text, isn't it?

Oh, I hate all these stupid labels like

friend with benefits, wife,

girlfriend.

Lover. Why, why do you have to— why do we

have to complicate things as a species?

The whole thing is weird. What is weird?

What do you mean it's weird?

Well, this is a first for me. I have

never— I don't think I've ever asked

someone to be my girlfriend.

I didn't even ask Chihiro to be my wife.

It just happened against

my will. I just woke up one day and I was

married, chained up in the bed.

Well, hopefully I can resolve it. So I

can give her her Christmas present. I'm a

bit worried she might already have one

though. I think this,

this one is better than what she has.

Oh, it's 5 o'clock. I'll check my

earnings. So this is how much money I I'm

gonna get tomorrow. Oh, look at that!

I made that this week on Amazon. £520.

I smashed out those blocks. So that's

about— oh, $666.

That is kind of creepy.