life updates - my ex wife [OqKD_-EZSh4]

Testing.

Yeah, Chi-Chi is back in the picture.

We're getting remarried. Big news.

She messaged me yesterday. She said she

wants to get married again.

Leave your ex-wife from your shenanigans.

If you haven't watched me in years, then

you won't know. That I was stalking her,

and then she reported me to the police in

Japan, and then I got taken to the police

station. See, you don't watch,

that's what you miss.

So many people missed out on some good

content just because they were like, I'm

bored of Daniel.

Well, maybe if you watched, you would be

not bored because you would know what's

happening. Stupid people.

Early stream today? Um, it's around

the same time I usually stream, after

lunch. Oh,

the table didn't come. It was supposed to

come yesterday, and then I knew it wasn't

going to come because it said coming by 10

PM and it wasn't even dispatched. And then

it said dispatched at 7, and then it said

sorry, it cannot come today. So I got fed

up and I just cancelled it. So yeah, the

Prime Amazon deals, so disappointing.

I nearly spent £1,000 on— well, I wanted

this £900, £800 OLED super wide monitor,

so I bought it and then it said it's

coming in August. So then I cancelled it

because I'm not waiting a whole month.

And then I also got this desk, 20% off.

Said it was coming yesterday and now it

said it would come tomorrow. So I just

cancelled it. So I cancelled all my Prime

deals because I'm not waiting. I pay £8 a

month for Amazon Prime. I want next-day

delivery or else I don't want it.

I opened

the bathroom window, but then the door

keeps blowing in and out and making a

banging noise, so I have to shut the door

closed.

Yeah, I guess I saved £900 thanks

to Amazon's rubbish delivery. I mean, why

do you buy a monitor and then it takes a

month to arrive? Come on. Supposed to be

Amazon, supposed to get next-day delivery,

not a month. And then all the deals on

Amazon Prime Day, a lot of rubbish as

well, because I checked the prices on

Prime Day and then after Prime Day and

they weren't off as much as they said it

was off. It said 50% off, but it was only

like 10% off after Prime Day finished.

I'm just gonna build this computer. So I

picked all the parts for my basket and it

said I had like 50% off here, 40% off on

this RAM, 30% off this storage

thing. And then next day Prime finished

and they're

basically the same price, just slightly

bit more expensive. This feels like such a

So I waited all day for the desk to come

yesterday to start the stream. It never

came, so I didn't stream. Should have

streamed yesterday, then I could take

today off because I got something

interesting coming today that I want to do

an unboxing, but it's not going to come

until a few more hours. So I thought I

could just unbox it on the stream.

I wish I just streamed yesterday so I had

today off. Oh well,

that's what it be like sometimes.

Oops. No, it's not OnlyFans, Dwight.

Although I might have to start up OnlyFans

again sometime. The YouTube's not

looking good. I need some extra money.

If I can get like 15 or 20

people to come back to my OnlyFans,

that's a nice extra couple hundred dollars

a month. Oh, now I've got

to shave my thing.

I've been a bit lazy with the hair

trimming. Now I've got to like keep

it under control again if I'm going to

take some pics. Spicy pics.

I don't know if any of the gay guys would

still be interested.

I would have to advertise it, make a

I don't know what to do though. Just like

bend over, I guess. Take some pictures.

Be a nice extra couple hundred a month.

If I could keep them subscribed to it.

So yeah, cancel the desk, cancel the

monitor, which I guess is good because I

don't need a massive monitor. Cancel

everything, get a normal job.

I don't want a job. I want to be a

YouTuber. What part of that don't you get?

Jesus Christ.

I'm not doing this for money. I'm doing it

because this is what I want to do.

Otherwise, I wouldn't do it. Didn't— how

did I fail? I make like $1,000 a month.

Yeah, I ordered the monitor, then I

cancelled it because it said it'll take a

month for it to arrive. I make

that a weekend. Well, I don't care what

you make, and you probably do something

that is rubbish. What do you do to make

that in a week then? Anything you say is

probably rubbish unless you're going to

say you're also a YouTuber.

It's not about how much money you make,

it's about how you make it that makes you

happy.

Accountant. That sounds so boring. I would

never want to be an accountant. Don't care

how much they pay me. You could pay me a

million pounds, I wouldn't want to be an

accountant. Sounds so rubbish and

boring. I'd rather just do this and make

$50 a day.

This can be pretty boring as well though,

but at least it's easy.

Why were you looking up jobs? I was just

interested in seeing what the minimum wage

is nowadays. I'm not gonna apply for a

Take pics of your six-pack. I don't have a

six-pack. I have a bulging belly full of

food right now. I think I'm getting fat

again. Because I'm not doing any exercise

apart from yesterday. Yesterday I did some

gardening and look what happened. I hurt

my thumb. Blisters. And on this one

too, I nearly tore the skin. My mum bought

this plant and she was asking me if I

could help her dig a hole. I got kind of

carried away. I don't know why digging a

hole was so much fun, but I got the spade

and I was like, ah, ah, into the ground.

All my bicep curling and push-ups. I think

the training has really helped me for

digging holes because when you're digging,

you're like stabbing the ground with the

shovel and you're using all these muscles,

your pecs and your shoulders and your

biceps. And I've been training my pecs and

biceps for 2 months now doing bicep curls.

I destroyed that hole in the garden. I was

like, I fucking killed that hole in

the garden, but then I got a bit carried

away and my soft hands, they got torn up

and blistered. Now my hands hurt.

I said the F-word too soon. I hope

I'm not demonetized now.

Calm down,

calm down.

I think I'm really good at digging holes.

The only annoying thing that held me back

was my glasses kept slipping down because

I got sweaty. I need those elastic things

that keep them in place.

I cut through the ground like it was

butter. It was amazing. So I dug that hole

for my mum. She put her flower into it and

then she was like, see, isn't it? It's not

easy having a garden. Yeah, if you

just go around digging holes everywhere to

put all the plants in, then yeah, it's not

easy having a garden. But if this was my

garden, if I had a garden, I wouldn't go

around digging holes to put plants in the

hole when there's literally plants all

over the place. Look, there's Look at all

this green, green, green. There's plants

everywhere. What is the point of like

going around putting in more plants when

we're already surrounded by plants?

I would not waste my time, energy, and

money buying potted plants and

then burying them in the ground. It's just

a waste of time. But she likes

her flowers. There's literally

flowers everywhere though. I don't

understand why she keeps buying them.

They grow for free.

So yeah, I dug a hole and then I found

these garden shears she had and they were

so sharp, like razor sharp, and I just cut

through the weeds and everything

effortlessly. And then I got a bit carried

away And I spent like 2 hours cutting

everything in the garden. Now my arms

hurt. My forearms hurt. It's really good

forearm exercise. I feel all the pain

here. I don't know why, because it was so

easy. All you do is this, and it wasn't

hard to cut them, but doing it for hours,

you start to wear the muscle, I guess,

away.

I thought maybe I'd do a gardening stream

if I ever get so bored and don't know what

to do for a stream. I just set up the

tripod, you can watch me garden for hours.

I can't do anything now because I've

messed up my thumb. Look, skin came

right off. Now I can't jerk off. Hurts.

Stupid gripping area.

Gets damaged and then it's really hard to

grip anything. Now I've got to be careful

gripping stuff because it hurts the wound.

I have soft, gentle hands. My special

delivery is coming in about an hour and a

half and I want to do an unboxing, but now

my hand looks disgusting. Got to cover up

my wound somehow. Thought I'd put some

tissue paper on it and sellotape it.

The gays are slay. There, I said

it. Where's my £10?

It was

quite nice gardening, actually. I enjoyed

it. It felt fun to

cut stuff. I want to get a sword and then

just attack the garden with it and hack

everything to bits, but the best I could

find was like some kind of machete thing

on Amazon.

It looks like a scratch. No, a massive

chunk of skin rubbed off my thumb. Look,

it hurts. It's like a little pea-sized

area where the skin just came off.

It really hurts when I touch stuff with

it. So anytime I need to grip something

and pick something up, it really stings.

Why do I owe my mum so much money?

Because I can't believe some people still

don't know why. Because I owed a lot of

tax and I couldn't afford to pay my tax,

so my mum lent me some money. So now I

have to pay her back.

So I thought maybe one stream when my hand

has recovered, let's put the stream in the

garden, and then I'll just do some

gardening. You can watch me do that.

Have I thought about new channel ideas?

Yep. I've tried everything. Nothing gets

views.

She should have given you the money as a

gift. No, I don't want people to

just give me 6-figure numbers unless

it's like a donation. I want to feel like

I earned my money myself, not just given

it. Oh, what, what happened to the camera?

Camera's gone. It'll come back.

It's not coming back.

What? Oh my God,

stupid. Oh wait,

that's weird. It just closed itself down

for some reason.

Don't know why it did that. Do I watch

IShowSpeed? No, but I saw some clips on

Twitter.

I can't believe he got so famous just for

screaming at his computer. The content he

made that made him famous was just him

shouting at people on things like Omegle

or Fortnite, like online games.

And now he's like super international

famous superstar who meets famous

I only saw the bit he got swarmed by with

these fans in Norway, and then he was

doing a backflip or something. Not really

my kind of content.

I can't believe how young he is though.

He's like 19 years old.

19 years old and a multi-millionaire

already. Imagine what that must be like.

Will I go to Japan again?

Um, don't know, maybe, but only if I save

up lots of money. I'm not going to go

again as a broke person. If I go to Japan

again, I have to be able to live in a

part— in an apartment, not in a

guesthouse. So I probably have to save up

thousands of pounds.

Why is

this guy talking about famous YouTubers?

'Cause someone just asked me if I watch

him. Are you blind? Don't you read the

chat? Someone just said, do you watch

IShowSpeed? I read it out. Do you watch

IShowSpeed? And then I talked about not

watching IShowSpeed. Are you just stupid,

Etienne?

Gonna ban you soon. You're getting too

annoying.

I don't have any plans to go anywhere at

the moment.

I feel a bit bored of Japan right now.

I just feel bored of traveling in general.

It's not really interesting to me right

I just want to relax at home and get some

tech, mess around, play games.

Easy life.

I think Sunny's coming back to the UK next

week. We made grand

plans.

I want

my parcel. It says— where is it?

I hate waiting when you get something you

really want and then you gotta wait for

the stupid delivery man.

It says 1 hour 15 minutes

away. He's just down the road. Can't I

just like bike down there and get my

thing? Why is he so slow?

Between 2 PM and 3 PM.

Oh, why does it take him 1 hour when he's

just down the road? How slow is he?

I'm not in a bad mood today, what do you

mean? You think this is a bad mood? This

is like a good mood. Did you see

riots in Leeds? Yeah, I saw it on Twitter.

Crazy. Something about

the police tried to take away the kids

from this house because of social

something. And then all the streets

started rioting, trying to stop them

taking the kids. And then the riot police

came, but then the riot police had to run

away because there was like thousands of

people burning the streets down. They're

stupid. They're just burning down their

own homes. They're burning down their own

town, aren't they? Let's just leave it

burnt down. You burn it down, then you

gotta stay there. With it all burnt down,

it's your fault.

I don't know, what can you do? Round them

all up the next day when they think it's

over. When they think the party's over,

they'll go back to their homes to go to

bed. That's when you send the police,

knock on their doors, round them all up,

cuff them, and then make them pay for what

they've damaged and also lock them up.

The problem is the prisons are all full.

Starmer had to release a bunch of

prisoners early because there's no room in

the prisons anymore. So what are

you gonna do? I think they should be made

to pay to repair everything they trashed.

They set this bus on fire. That thing must

have cost like, I don't know, tens of

thousands of pounds. It's like a fancy

futuristic electric bus. These people are

stupid idiots. Burn down the whole street,

but they're just burning down the place

they live in. It's a bit dumb, isn't it?

Very sad to see that.

It was in Leeds. Leeds is a pretty big

city in the UK. This is why I don't want

to live in British cities, because there's

just chaos and madness and everyone's

so angry. Apparently they rioted because

they're upset about

being let down by the council or by the

government. I don't get it. Is it like

they think their lives suck And they blame

the government that their lives suck. Why

do their lives suck? Because they got no

money. Maybe stop burning everything down

then, then maybe have more money. Why

don't you get a job? If you need more

money, get a job. How's it the

government's fault that you're broke?

Don't understand these people.

Why do they blame the government and then

attack the police? As if that's going to

solve your problems in life.

If there's no jobs, then move to

somewhere where there are jobs, idiots.

Oh, I can't get a job where I live. Then

move to where the jobs are, fucking

morons. It's like animals when

they run out of food, they don't just sit

there whining and starving, they They'll

just migrate to where the grass is

greener.

There's a billion ways to make money these

days, and then they're crying about, oh,

my life's so hard,

blame the government, and then attack the

police. It's not easy for them.

Yeah, because they're stupid idiots,

that's why.

Life's not easy when you're a dumbass.

Burn down my country.

You don't have a job? Yeah, and you don't

see me going around burning the

neighborhood down, do you? Or attacking

the police. I'm not like, oh, I hate the

police cuz I got no money. How is it the

police's fault? It's only your own fault.

Don't blame the government.

Blame, blame yourself.

It always angers me when you see these big

protests and riots where they just wreck

the whole place. Such a waste

of energy and resources. And it achieves

nothing. It's a complete waste of time.

What were they even rioting over? Because

the police were trying to take away kids

from dangerous parents.

Apparently a baby fell out of a window and

was sent to the hospital, so the hospital

reported the family to social services,

and then police went to take the kids

away, and then that resulted in the entire

city erupting in a riot. How stupid.

What are updates about your ex-wife?

Well, first of all, she's scared that I'm

gonna show up at her place again.

Apparently she's thinking of moving

apartments because she doesn't feel safe

anymore. Imagine not feeling safe Because

of me? I'm like the most harmless person

ever. What does

she think I'm going to do? Like break into

her place and then get naked or something?

She's married to me for 2 years. You'd

think she'd know me a bit better, that I'm

not violent. I'm not a grape-ist.

The worst I ever did was I sent her an

Apple Watch 6 for a birthday present.

Back in 2021 using

her address. Oh no, Daniel's going

to send me more expensive gifts, better

run away. God, she's so stupid, that

Chihiro. Treats me like

I'm a dangerous criminal,

on— like she's on the run from me and I'm

a predator or something.

How have you found out this information?

Because she talks to my mum, and then my

mum tells me. How much did the

Apple Watch cost? It was like £600.

She was so happy when I got it for her,

and now look at what she's like. Now she's

scared of me.

It's not lagging. What are you talking

about? It says good connection.

How's it lagging?

She was so happy when I got it for her,

and now look at what she's like. Now she's

scared of me. It's not

lagging, what are you talking about? It

says good connection. Uh, how's it

lagging? The camera is a little bit laggy.

It's not my fault. God,

drinking this hot tea is making me really

hot.

Yeah, and then she sold the Apple Watch.

If you didn't want it, at least give it

back to me.

It's not lagging, it's just the video feed

is a bit laggy. It doesn't mean it's

the connection with the phone is just a

bit wobbly.

I did increase the bitrate to give you

guys better quality, maybe that's why.

I think as long as you can hear me,

that's all that matters. It's not going to

be laggy the whole time.

Where's my fan? Ah, it's hot today.

It's 27 degrees. Suddenly very

sunny.

Okay, let me check on my phone. I'm pretty

sure it's not lagging.

Testing. It's completely fine. What are

you talking about? Testing.

It's not lagging at all. Testing.

It's completely fine. Wait. Oh my

God, I don't know what you're whining

about. Why have I lost like all my

viewers? 44 now. 44 viewers now. What the

I'm not lagging. What do you mean it's

Oh no, it lags 2 seconds and everyone

fucking leaves. Oh my God, people got no

patience.

Wobbling. I did

increase the bitrate. It's not lagging.

The audio is completely not lagging. It's

just the video. Oh my god,

I need to get a webcam, like a wired

webcam, because this wireless phone setup

is not very reliable. Losing viewers

because of it now.

The only thing that's lagging is the

camera. The audio is fine.

I chucked my old webcam in the bin because

I thought this setup was good.

Oh, shut up, Moonaboon, it's not dead. I

got 300,000 views last month. How many

views did your stupid channel get?

No, the stream is not lagging. The video

footage from the phone to the computer is

slightly lagging. But the stream is fine.

There's no audio lag, is there? Why are

you leaving just because there's a bit of

video stuttering? God's sake,

I had like 100 viewers, now I'm down to

50. Yeah, welcome back.

You realize it didn't lag. Thanks for

leaving. What's the point leaving?

Leaving is not gonna make it not lag.

So is it lagging now?

Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket. I'm just in a

bad mood because this stupid camera It

keeps lagging and it's making me lose

viewers. But I like the way this

camera looks, makes my skin look very

clear. I like the wide angle.

I don't have a webcam apart from this one,

but that's my CCTV camera.

Stressing me out. I don't want to buy a

new webcam. I don't know how to fix

this thing.

I lost like half my viewers just now

because it lagged for 2 seconds. Jesus

Christ, guys,

you got no patience.

Oh, Chihiro obviously still has feelings

for you if she's trying to reach you

through your mom. I don't know.

Why are you called Essex Mom? What

happened to— well, how do you know her

name? That's kind of weird. What happened

to Essex Girl? She didn't react at all

even though I exposed her. I'm kind of

disappointed. Guess she never really

cared. Stupid snaky woman she is.

Ruined my marriage. Nearly ruined my

relationship with my mom. Bad mood today,

my son? Something to cheer you up, here

you go. Oh, uh, thanks.

Am I a Trump supporter? Uh,

I don't know. I find him funny.

Does that mean I support him? I don't

know. I don't hate him.

So what happened to Essex Girl? She's

still around on other servers.

I don't understand why she hangs around my

community. Like, if she's not interested

in me anymore, why doesn't she get lost?

He agrees with a lot of his policies. I

don't even know what his policies are. I

couldn't even name one of Trump's

policies. What, build a wall?

I mean, I do think you should build a wall

if people keep sneaking in,

but he seems less funny now after he

nearly got shot. I think it changed him

somehow. Like it's, it's calmed him down

a bit, made him a bit less wild.

Yeah,

I saw the supporters wearing bandages on

their ears. It's pretty funny though. I

saw on Channel 4 News, because they went

to the— what's it called? Like the big

party thing, the RNC.

I forgot what it's called, but they were

interviewing Trump supporters and there's

one woman and they asked her,

are you against assault rifles after what

happened. She was like, no, I have 20

assault rifles. I have a pink one. And she

looks crazy. Like the look in her eyes,

she's got this massive grin on her face as

she says proudly that she's got 20 machine

guns in her house. And she's like a

middle-aged woman. It's just so weird,

that country. I just can't imagine some

middle-aged woman in the UK,

like your Auntie Betsy, drinks tea and

does knitting. Has a cat sitting at

home in a nice little living room, and

then she's got like a cabinet of machine

guns behind her. But in America, that's

just normal. I just can't imagine that

here in the UK. Why is she so happy

about having so many guns, like it's

something to be proud of? They are,

they're proud of their guns. They're like,

oh, I have so many guns, you'll never take

them away from me. I'm a proud gunner.

Why are you proud? Of needing to have a

gun. It just means your country is shit

because you need a gun. You shouldn't have

to live in fear where you feel like you

need to have a gun. It means your

country's rubbish.

I'm proud living in a shit country.

Imagine not feeling safe if you don't have

Crazy people.

I think guns are kind of cool, like when I

play a video game and unlock a new gun,

it's kind of cool, but I don't want a real

gun and I don't want to shoot people.

It's just something in a game that's fun.

But America's crazy. I've seen clips on

Twitter where they have road rage And they

just shoot each other because they like

had a tiny little accident. This guy had a

gun and he was holding it by his side. He

walked up to the window of this other car

he was mad at, and then the window comes

down, and then this— the guy driving it

shoots him in the face, and then he dies

because they had a little car accident.

People really just losing their entire

lives over something so silly.

That's why I'd never go to America. It

just looks crazy.

I'm not really interested in guns.

Boring.

Has it stopped lagging?

What's with

the getup? Japanese robe, Asian fan.

Well, if I can't be in Japan, I'll just

bring Japan back to my bedroom.

And it's a Japanese fan, not Asian fan.

There's so many flies downstairs. I've

killed 3 flies that came up to my room

today. So annoying. I spend half the day

getting rid of flies. I'll show

you my fly disposal equipment.

So I got this badminton bat,

really good for swatting them.

It also makes a satisfying ping when you

hit them. And then if they're stationary,

I got this The Bug Assault 2000

pump-action fires salt.

And then I got Henry,

Henry the Hoover, to suck them up because

sometimes they just stand still, so I suck

And that is how I deal with the flies.

I thought about getting an electric

swatter thing. They look kind of cool.

Then I don't have to use force because I

can just touch them with it and they'll go

zip. Now that Pasta is your ex,

please put her on the GF tier list. Uh,

the GF tier list needs a lot of updates

since the last one. Need to add Mila,

Thai girlfriend, who else? The last

one I did was 2019, so who would not have

been added to it?

2022,

maybe German girl number 2.

God, it's so

hot today, 28°.

It's not too bad downstairs, just my

bedroom's very stuffy. I can't open the

window because the stupid flies and wasps

come in. I don't want to spend all day

swatting flies.

Why is donation voice Indian? Because I am

not racist. I accept

diverse cast of racial ethnicities on my

channel.

Net curtains. I don't understand.

So you say put a net over the window.

I don't think you know what UK windows

look like. So it's got a handle on the

inside. You push the window out to open

it. So where's the net gonna go when

you close? How am I gonna close the window

if there's a net over the hole? I can't—

I can't get to the handle and pull it back

So how would that work? It would

only work if the window was permanently

open.

A net curtain— how would that stop flies

from flying into the window?

Because yeah, they'll fly in, but then

they'll get stuck between the curtain and

the window, but they'll still fly in.

I just don't understand.

It's not Japan where the windows open

sideways and you can have a net in front

of it. This is England. The windows open

outwards and close inwards.

A curtain is not gonna help.

They'll fly in and then they'll get stuck

in between the curtain and the window. I

will still have to try and get rid of it

somehow, unless they flew back out. But

usually once they fly back in, they don't

usually fly back out because they're

stupid. They just endlessly

get stuck flying against the window.

You guys just don't get it, do you?

So I just keep the windows shut. I always

get these wasps, they fly around the

edge of the roof, you know, under the roof

where it overhangs. They always fly around

that bit all around the house like they're

trying to find a place to make a nest.

Sometimes big hornets come as well, so I

don't want my window open.

They sell the one with a window hole to

allow the handle not to press against it,

but then they'll fly in through the window

hole. Then there's a massive hole in it.

It's not a very good design.

Oh, thanks, Luke. Yeah, I'm having a great

time back home with my mum. She's not been

too bad. I know she was a bit grumpy a

couple days ago. She gets really mad when

I shut the microwave door. You know, the

microwave door has like a— it's got like a

clip in it, so when you push it shut, it

goes— it makes like a clicking sound. She

gets triggered at that noise for some

reason, and you literally cannot close the

microwave door quietly. Even if you like

slowly push it, when the clip— the

clip clicks into the hole, it will make

the sound. You can't not make that sound.

So I'm like, And it makes that sound,

and she's like, oh my God, Daniel, make

some noise in the kitchen. I'm not making

any noise. That's the sound the stupid

microwave makes when you close it. It's

not my fault. I didn't design the

microwave. And then because there's like a

glass plate inside the microwave that you

put the food on, where you put the plate

onto that plate, the plate is ceramic, so

it's like heavy and makes a loud noise

when it clangs. Like, it makes a

sound like that. So I'm putting the plate

into the microwave and it makes like a

sound, and then she's like, oh, Dan,

you're making so much noise in the

kitchen. Buy plastic

plates then. I don't know. I can't

do everything in slow motion just so I

don't make any noise. I want to get my

food heated so I can watch the news. The

faster I do things, the noisier it is.

So annoying getting whined at over

nothing. It's not my fault the microwave

goes when it shuts. You go to

your microwave now and you try and shut it

quietly. You cannot. It just doesn't.

Push the button in when you're closing it.

Yeah, never thought of that. I might try

that next time.

Why bother watching the news? Because

sometimes they've got interviews and

reports that I wouldn't usually come

across on the internet.

And then she was getting really mad at

Dave Gibson for some reason. I think they

had a fight. They always seem to have a

fight over the same thing. He does

gardening and then he makes a mess or

something, and then she gets mad because

he made a mess or he left tools out, and

then she gets all grumpy. I don't know why

she gets grumpy because there's tools

lying around in the garden all the time

that she left in the garden.

So yeah, it was kind of awkward last time

he came because it seemed like she She was

mad at him for some reason. I don't really

Well,

as long as I'm not the one receive— on the

receiving end, don't care too much.

I hate it when people get mad at me for

nothing because I never do anything wrong.

Everything I do makes perfect sense.

And you can't criticize me.

One more hour until my special present

comes. Let me see how long.

Okay.

Oh, uh, that's zero. The Superstar Sun mug

is such a lie, LMFAO. What is your mom

doing? I'm the best son ever. Why do you

think she bought this? I didn't buy it

myself. 45 minutes is coming.

Christmas coming today.

I should buy more mugs that say stuff like

best son in the world. Number one amazing

son.

Are we gonna be excited? I think you guys

are not gonna care because you guys don't

like anything. You don't like gaming, you

don't like phones, you don't like

computers, you don't like sex dolls, you

don't like stocks, you don't like

gardening, you don't like fish stuff. I

don't know what you guys like. Do you guys

like anything apart from, oh,

my ex-wife cheated on me with black man

who had 10-inch dick? That's all you guys

like. I give up. You guys don't

like anything. Like, every time I get

excited about something, you're all like,

boru, where's the ex-wife cheated on you

content?

So I give up trying to share my passions.

I know you guys are not going to care,

but I'm really excited about it,

and I need to make an unboxing video, and

then I need to set it up, and then I need

to test out its features,

and then tomorrow I'm gonna make reviews

about it. Pump out like 20 reviews.

Surely it's gonna get some views.

It was quite expensive, like £1,800,

but I got it on finance, so I spread the

costs over 36 months. It's only going to

cost me £40 a month for the next 3 years.

Oh my God, look at this.

White van just pulls up, shirtless man

comes out blasting. We don't like

anything. Hum. Well, it makes sense since

content creators tend to attract those

like themselves. Half of your vocabulary

is boring and I don't care, so enjoy

having a taste of your own medicine. Yo,

you're just boring. You don't like

anything. Don't like Teslas. You don't

like Samsungs, iPhones. When I got the

iPhone 15. None of you cared.

The interest on financing,

um, I don't

know. I thought it's zero,

but now I don't think it was zero. It

might be 20%.

I need to check my records. It might be

20%. It's fine, it's only 20% spread

over 3 years. That's nothing.

I mean, I did finance the desk before I

cancelled it because it came part as a

package of— it came part of a package with

the super wide OLED monitor I also got on

finance, but then I cancelled it because

it said it would take a month to arrive.

And I thought, fuck that, I'm not waiting

a month. In a month's time, I'm not even

going to care about some OLED monitor.

I don't want to get the car because,

because I don't really want to drive

Alone, at least. It doesn't

make sense to get the car because—

I don't know, I just— I can't see

a good reason to get a car.

Although they are kind of cool. I saw this

£6,000 Ford Fiesta, automatic,

Zetec turbo boost, black tinted

windows. It looked very sporty.

My mum has a friend over. She's got a

black Volvo.

I think they're in the garden, but they're

back inside now.

My mum has someone round almost every

single day. Maybe one day out of the

entire week no one comes round. It's

either— either Dave Gibson is here for

like 3 days and then he goes home, And

then as soon as he leaves, like, some

random friend of my mum's is back over

here. Or the next day, like, some work

friend she knows will come over for lunch.

Or my sister's mum's friend— my mum's

friends with 2 of my sister's friends'

mums, if that made any sense.

So my sister's friend's mum was here 2

days ago, I think. It's like my mum can't

go one day without socializing.

Apart from yesterday. No, I don't think

anyone came over yesterday. I helped her

with some gardening. I can't imagine why

you'd be so social, like you can't even

take 2 days without someone coming over.

Oh my god, it's here! DPD!

It's— it's Louis!

He's here early. I need the special code.

D P D D D D.

Where's my code?

How come he's here so early? I can't find

the code. Oh, here's. Oh my God!

I thought he wouldn't be here until like

half past 2.

Oh, but my mum's friend's down there.

Come on, Louis, where are you?

Massive DPD truck van.

That's a big van.

No, where are you going? Come— ah, he's

just reversed. I thought he was driving

away. I thought he was driving away.

Yes, come into my drive.

No, just drive into the driveway. Oh my

God, what are you doing? He's parking in

front of the gypsy's place.

This is my impulse purchase of the month.

Ah, now I hope I don't have to say hello

to my mom's friends. They're like, hello

Daniel, and I'm like,

I don't want to sound rude, but I always

just sound rude naturally, don't I?

Come on, it's so slow.

Say, what did this cost?

Just £1,800. The person TB in

your chat has another username called

Bobinsky Bear and tries to drastically

alter his personality on that account. He

pretends to have a job but clearly doesn't

and obsesses over certain content

creators. Please be careful, Daniel.

Bobinski. Who's that? Oh, come on,

why is he so slow?

It said today between 2 and 3, but it's

only 1:40.

I should just run over there and say, hi,

I'm Daniel, Daniel, where's my parcel?

Thanks, bye-bye.

Got my— said delivery pin.

Do I need to give this to him?

Oh, come on.

Why do women talk like that? All I can

hear is,

why do they talk in such a high-pitched

tone? Women's voices don't naturally sound

like that. But then when they're

socializing, they're like, they go from,

oh, hello, how are you? To, oh, hello,

how are you? Why do they speak like that?

Speak normally, for fuck's sake. Drives me

crazy, that high pitch. Especially the

older women get, the more annoying their

voices get, the higher it gets.

Oh, come on, what's he doing?

You should have seen my mom and my auntie

talking to each other. They were just like

yelling at each other, neither of them

listening to what anyone was saying. It

was just like, I'm talking, I'm talking,

listen. And then they're both talking at

each other at the same time. What even is

the point of that? One person talks, the

other person listens, and then they reply.

That's how you have a conversation. Not

you both talk at the same time and no one

listens to anything.

Imagine he delivers it to the gypsies.

I'd be so pissed. I mean, that happened

before, you know, back in like 2011. I

bought a Nintendo Wii and they delivered

it to the Irish people. I had to get my

mum to go over there to get it for me,

and they just took the parcel instead of

saying, oh no, that's not us. They just

took it. Good thing I had my camera set

up.

I really need a sign on the outside by the

road saying our house name. I saw

the postman early this morning trying to

deliver a parcel to the gypsies, and he

couldn't figure out how to get them to

come out. He was like knocking on the gate

and horning at them.

Oh, come on, my excitement is starting to

die down.

I think raising the bitrate was not a good

idea. It's giving me problems.

Is it still lagging?

Testing, testing, liking, testing,

testing at the same time. What even is the

point of that? Sounds fine

to me. I think he's coming. I should

probably put the bit— oh, he's coming,

he's coming! Why is he swinging it like

that? He's like swinging it like this when

he's walking. Oh my God, don't swing—

it's £2,000 worth of kit in that parcel

and he's like— oh my God.

I had

to say hello

to the woman down there.

My mum went for the door at the same time

as me, and I was like, no, it's for me.

Go away. He was walking down

the drive like this, like that.

Jesus Christ.

Yeah, just swing my £2,000 delivery.

Imagine if he dropped it.

So I need to set up my unboxing video.

The box looks kind of rubbish.

Hmm, how am I gonna do the boxing?

Should I do it on the table?

I need to set up my second phone.

Okay,

was that my stomach?

Is the lagging still streaming?

Um, what I can do is nothing really.

If I change— if I want to change settings,

I have to end the stream.

I need to set up my unbox. If I change—

if I want to change settings, I have to

end this. I know what you mean. It sounds

perfectly fine to me. Stream? What part of

the stream is bad? On the drive like this?

It's perfectly fine. What do you mean?

Really?

On the drive like this? I don't know what

you mean. When I play back, it looks

completely fine.

Okay, so for

the unboxing, should I do it on the desk?

I'm thinking I'd do it like this. Why is

my camera wonky?

Hmm, should I do it on the floor?

I've been waiting a whole— you don't know

how long I've waited, like 8 days for this

Hello, welcome back to a new video.

Hello, welcome back to a new unboxing

video. Get this stupid thing out.

Okay, I think this is quite good.

Don't interrupt my recording, okay?

Where's my knife?

Oh, I don't know where my knife is.

Found it.

Oh my God, oh my God, I didn't think the

blade was gonna shoot out like that. I

forgot how you— oh my God, it just went

Is it double-edged?

Okay,

now you

see what making a video is like live.

Just get everything out of the way so

we've got a clear space.

Uh, what should I say?

Unless I don't say anything and I add like

a voiceover.

Stupid stomach keeps making noises.

I think— I

don't know.

Oh, shut up! Stomach keeps rumbling.

I don't

Um,

I'm getting stage fright, getting nerves.

I hate making videos. It's so

nerve-wracking because you're like, oh,

what if I mess up? What if I do like a

tongue pop during when I say a word and it

sounds disgusting? I'll retake it.

Yeah, maybe do voiceover on top of it.

I'll just open it for now. Okay,

recording now.

What's this?

Ah, why is it all dusty?

It's covered in dust.

Wow.

Okay,

that's 1 minute. I need another

seven minutes. I paused it for now. It was

covered in dust. Yeah, look what I got.

Da da. Dude, you are too trusting.

Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger,

nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger,

nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger. Where's my

mouse gone? Nigger, nigger, nigger,

nigga, ni oh my god. They got banned.

Look,

so I got the— so I got the Galaxy

Z Fold 6 in white. I don't know why the

picture is half white, half black, so I'm

pretty sure it's not half black, half

white. It should be all white. And then I

got the S Pen Fold Edition. It says it's

for the Galaxy Z Fold 5, but it should

work on the 6. I hope.

Yeah, that's the intro.

Okay, now I need to unbox it. How do you

open it?

How do you open this bit? Oh,

why is it covered in dust though?

Now I'm nervous because you guys are

watching. Oh, my wound

looks so disgusting. Look at that. I can't

do unboxing with a wound. Use my other

Open here.

And oh my God, oh wow,

it looks interesting.

And you open it here.

Why isn't it coming out? It won't come

out. What? Oh wow,

got triple cameras.

How'd you get this black thing off? Oh,

it's a screen protector. Oh wow, it looks

really cool. And that's the screen

protector thing.

Look at this!

Oh, you take this bit off as well.

Look, wow, look, it's a phone!

It's only 3 minutes. I need another 5

minutes.

It's not a stupid purchase. So the reason

why I bought this is because, um,

it's got AI And

I can do drawing on it with this, and I

want to do some drawing again, so I

thought I could buy an iPad or I could get

this instead.

Oh, it smells so good.

Look at that, it's as long—

I mean, it's shorter than the Samsung Flip

4. Oh wow, look at that!

It looks just like a normal phone.

It feels just like a normal phone. It's

really weird. It's kind of thick though.

I don't have another phone to compare it