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Pass to the people who don't want it with the DMs. I didn't realize it was taking— the file is only 500 megabytes.

Why did stupid OnlyFans log me out? Fucking website.

I'm bored, I'm bored, I don't know what to do. They better take all this cardboard tomorrow.

What you mean offline?

It's not offline. What you mean?

Damn, it is lagging.

Okay, no, it's because I'm uploading OnlyFans stuff. It's using up all my bandwidth.

Refresh it.

How, how's it now?

Is it working now?

Testing.

Yeah, cuz I was trying to upload my OnlyFans video, but I was using up all the bandwidth. I would have to transfer the video to my phone and use data to upload it.

Oh, I just upload it tonight. But my customers are

waiting.

The fuck? I lost half my viewers.

Really?

I lost half my viewers because it lagged a little bit. That's crazy. Even when I'm effing a lot outside, I don't lose half my viewers. The fuck?

Oh, fucking hell.

I didn't think that would lag the stream so much.

Hmm, how can I post the video then?

Half the viewers left.

Weird.

Even when I lag outside and disconnect, I don't lose half the viewers.

I don't know where you buy a proper Cornish pasty. Oh, I want to make my $100.

Um, I've got Vodafone. I need either Vodafone or Lebara.

This is so annoying.

Fucking hell, I didn't think posting a stupid OnlyFans video lagged the stream out.

Um, I could transfer the video to my S10 Plus maybe and then post it from there.

嗯。

One.

Okay.

Well, that was a mess, wasn't it?

Next time don't do that.

I didn't think it'd be so hard to just send a 600 megabyte video to a few people. Didn't know it would lag out the whole stream.

Now I've got to send it over data.

Weird.

It's like it crashed my stream as well. It said offline or something, didn't it?

Yeah, when you upload stuff, it uses all the bandwidth. I remember when my internet was bad at my mom's house, I would livestream. It would make the internet go really slow for everyone else. I used to have to I used to have to like check with my sister, say, oh, I'm gonna go live, do you— are you

downloading anything? So I didn't lag the whole internet. Our internet used to be really bad. I remember back in like 2016 or '17 trying to livestream and the fastest speed we got was, I don't know, like 2 download, 2 upload.

That's why I used to stream at really low bitrate, and then I got scared of streaming at higher bitrates. I thought I was just used to having bad internet.

It was really annoying that we couldn't get faster internet. I really wanted fiber optic, but they never provided us with it.

Thailand was best internet I've ever had.

So cheap as well.

I think it was hundreds upload download.

So many people left because of that little lag.

Why is my camera not working?

I've only got 37 OnlyFans now.

That's why I gotta pump out the premium videos, because 37 people paying $10 a month— really, it's $8 a month after OnlyFans fees— is not much.

I've gotta try and sell premium videos twice a month, $25 each. Should get me about $100, $250 if 6 or 7 people pay for it.

Okay, it's uploaded. Now just mass post it to everyone.

Okay, job done. Posted it to everyone. See how many people buy it.

It's just the same thing over and over again but different angles.

Maybe we'll get a new doll. Get a doll that has legs and arms.

Or if I get a second dog, have like a doll threesome. I'll get bummed by one and I'll suck off the other one.

Sounds good.

Come on, sun. Where's the sun?

Dry my laundry.

I think OnlyFans could still make $400 to $500 a month.

I just gotta make those special videos every now and then. Let's keep them resubbing.

What

is next?

Have to stop when you go to Thailand. Yeah, but I won't delete it this time.

I just won't make it.

I don't even know when I'm going Thailand, to be honest. I keep feeling like, I don't know, September, August. August will still be nice and warm in the UK.

I don't think it's really going to be a problem. I mean, there's guys who post full-blown porn in Thailand with Thai girls.

Like, what about Tuk Tuk Patrol? He's just got full-blown porn with Thai girls on it, and he obviously lives there or unknown vacations there.

I really don't think they care, to be honest.

Have you seen this Instagram creator in Japan? This white guy, his name is Konnichiwa, like W-A-R. He goes around the streets and he goes up to some random Japanese people and says, can you take my video please? I'm sending it to my mum. And then he does this really cringe skit. Where he does a weird voice

and then he says Family Mart in a really strong American accent whilst he's speaking in Japanese. And then he starts yelling, ja ja ja. It's so stupid. That's his whole content, his whole gimmick. He gets millions of views

and he looks like a weirdo. Like, he's got dyed hair and he's got the face piercings. And he wears the emo grunge scene kind of clothing. These people are fucking cringe.

And then you got this other guy, the German guy, doing backflips with that big speaker. He just does the same thing too. He drags a big speaker around, he does a backflip. Ah, these people are so cringe.

They find one little gimmick and then they just do it over and over and over and over and over again.

I hate the way the guy looks, like emo punk kind of look.

He looks like he smells.

I hate that kind of look.

The spiked wristbands and the stupid dyed hair and the stupid piercings. Can't he just get a haircut and wear normal things? Take all stupid piercings out. Ridiculous. Look like a normal person, why not?

His Japanese pretty good though.

I think his Instagram name's Konnichi War, like W-A-R.

He goes up to Japanese people on the street and then does weird stuff.

Gen Z creators make the worst stuff.

I like the Jeremiah Miller guy. He was riding around on a hoverboard in Japan singing. He had a speaker in his backpack and a microphone. It keeps getting told off,

but at least that's talent.

My content was better.

Storming out on my bitch wife.

I loved how it went from we're getting married My new life married in Japan, and then suddenly storming out on my fucking bitch wife.

It just went from one extreme to the other. I'm so in love, my new wife,

that's good stuff.

And then next day, why I'm back with my bitch wife.

God, imagine 2 heroes face when— I don't know, you know it from my perspective, but imagine it from her perspective. She thinks she married this nice guy from the UK,

and then his true colors come out when his channel gets big.

I can't imagine what was going through her mind. How many times did you think about divorce before actually doing it?

Yeah, there's a stream on my gaming channel, the oldest stream. She comes home, she starts yelling at me.

I think I was just playing Minecraft all day on stream and I was kind of depressed and I was just whining the whole time.

And then she must have been watching some of it. I must have been whining about her too.

See, this is the problem. This is what gets me in trouble a lot. I get depressed, I go on like an epic rant, and I just vent out all my negativity. People see it, get upset with me.

If I'm in a bad mood and I'm streaming, I start ranting out,

saying really negative stuff. Mila didn't like it either.

It's hard. I mean, life's so fucking boring sometimes. I don't know what to talk about.

The only time it's fun to talk about anything is when I'm pissed

and I got a rant.

Otherwise I feel bored. Like, I'm bored now. I don't know what to talk about.

I kind of like getting angry about stuff because then I've got something to talk about.

But then you upset the wrong person, like my mum.

Oh, see if anyone bought my OnlyFans.

People taking the rubbish out.

Neighbours mowing the lawn.

I might make a coffee.

Social isolation taking its toll? Maybe. I mean, I don't mind it. It's just I don't know what to talk about. 90% of the things I talk about are people. I've met people I'm going to meet.

If I didn't have to talk, I wouldn't really care. Just sit here and I sleep, play Mario Kart.

Can't really talk about Mario Kart, can you? I mean, I got first place 3 times today. It's pretty good.

Everything's being talked about. Yeah, I need fresh meat, someone to annoy me so I can rant about them.

Do you remember me and Faster went and did that facial massage skin thing on stream? Oh God, I had such low viewers. It dropped down to like 60 viewers, I think. And then I thought, oh shit, that was a bad idea.

We were just laying there getting a face massage for like an hour.

I can't really do things if it prevents me from

talking.

I guess things were more interesting before Kik. 'Cause I was desperate, I would have taken desperate measures like selling everything and moving to Thailand to try and save money. Now I don't need to, I feel like I can't be bothered.

That's why I thought it was ridiculous when TB said, I thought you were gonna revitalize your channel with this new money. Yeah. As if actually having more money just means I'll do less.

Having less money is what drives people to do stuff because you're forced to. If I had infinite money, I would just not do anything. I just sit here, fall asleep.

Why not sit in the sun so I don't get sunburnt?

I already get a lot of sun outside when I stream.

My bicep.

Probably go out tomorrow. I think the army's finished shooting stuff.

Imagine getting paid to train to kill people. That's kind of crazy.

Paid to kill people.

I can't believe people actually voluntarily went off to Ukraine to fight.

They're probably all dead now.

I remember when it started, a bunch of like middle-aged men Dressed up in camouflage gear, saying, oh, I'm just— I'm going over to Ukraine.

All dead now. I

really doubt they survived 3 years of war.

What a waste of life.

You could have just been sitting in your garden enjoying retirement.

What happened to all those North Korean soldiers?

Didn't they send 10,000? But they're all dead too now.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯，哒哒哒哒哒。

Why is it so windy?

I

don't know why Nighthawk's taking so long. Maybe I'm under investigation for too many refunds.

Says expected refund issue 1st of August now.

1st of August. What? Didn't I send it back on the 20th of July?

It's like 10 days ago.

Rubbish.

Nice, nearly got all my viewers back.

Thanks for returning after we lagged. Oh, look at my cupcakes,

they're definitely grosser with the egg in it. Don't know who said to put egg in it. Bad advice.

They're weirdly soggy.

This one goes in the bin.

Can I just put that in the food waste? I mean, they won't know that there's I can't be bothered to peel off the paper.

Oh God, there's flies all around my bin.

I don't want to put it out the bin now because I got more waste food to put out for my dinner time.

I might chuck all these, they're disgusting. I'll chuck all these ones.

Oh, there's all flies around my bin.

Maybe I will put it outside.

Smells really bad.

At least the wind will blow it away, blow the smell away.

I can't really smell.

Coffee time. Worst cupcakes I've ever made.

I need an energy boost.

Oh, I had a lazy morning, so I feel very lazy now.

How did I achieve what? Getting a house. Just making money.

That's all you need in this world. Money and everything can be yours.

Just milk? No, that's weird. Then I'll just have a bunch of the little bean things floating around in the cold milk.

That would only work if you— what if you boil the milk? If you had a microwave, then you can heat— ouch— you could heat up the milk.

Enjoying the fruits of my labor. Soggy cupcake, coffee.

Living life on my own terms.

This is the life.

Oh, that's good coffee.

What's Daniel's plans? Hmm, I don't know.

I

don't really know, just sitting around waiting for money to come into my account, I guess.

But what do I do with the money?

It would still take months and months to pay off my mum. I can't just sit here like this doing nothing for 4 months.

What about Thailand, 1st of September? That'll give me a month to prepare, and also tickets will be way cheaper.

And it will be less rainy than August in Thailand.

I do September, October Thailand, and then maybe go Vietnam a few weeks and back Thailand again for November, December.

Possibly add Japan into the mix,

or stay in Devon and do nothing. Those are the options.

Already been everywhere here. The only place I haven't been is the zoo, Tintagel Castle.

I think there's some waterfall as well.

A zoo will be boring. Central Castle will just be like cliffs with a few ruins on it.

Waterfall— already been to a waterfall.

Throw them

out,

Steve.

I think the biggest risk in life is doing nothing at all.

We gotta take risks.

It's funny, the flies don't go to the bin now it's outside,

but when it's in my house, the flies will start coming in. No, I don't see a single fly on the bin. It's like the wind blows the smell away.

Wind's pretty cool, actually. Cools down the planet, blows things around.

I just don't like to be in the wind.

Who is that girl? Who? What girl?

Bobby's dick smells like my ass. Maybe that's why.

No.

I don't know why I vomit so much. I think it's food plus liquids.

I don't— it's hiccupping, it's not vomiting. I think I'm hiccupping

and I'm trying not to vomit when I hiccup.

That's why I make the noise.

It's not actually vomiting, it's hiccupping.

Pretty good.

Oh my God, absolutely nothing to do.

It's crazy how there's nothing to do in the world, is there? Well, there's lots of things to do, but they're all pointless and stupid.

I think there's like a jousting tournament in

Peg Dennis Castle in Falmouth. I forgot the name, it's like Peg Dennis or something.

I can't be bothered to go, it's like an hour away.

Would be cool though.

I forgot the name of the castle. Paganis? I forgot.

Paganis? I don't know.

What was it called? Faunus.

Oh, Pendennis.

Pendennis, not Peg Dennis.

Peg him with the jousts.

Jousting.

I nearly got it right. Pendennis, Peg Dennis, whatever.

I remember going to the fireworks night at Leeds Castle last year in November.

Made such a big fuss about it.

So first of all, my mum only had 2 tickets, and then I got upset. I said, what about me? I want to come. And then she goes, oh, I didn't think you liked fireworks, Daniel. And then I go, oh, it's not about the fireworks, it's about spending time with my family. Oh, you think I give a shit

about fireworks? I said, why can't I come? So then I started trying to explain to her that I want to spend time with my family. And she's like, okay.

I don't know why my mom thinks I want to be left out.

So then she makes this big fuss saying, oh, I've only got 2. We got a burger and fries and watched the fireworks. The fireworks were pretty rubbish, to be honest. It was like 20 minutes with some music and lights.

Did I not talk about this? I was really annoyed. My mom and sister were going to go fireworks, they didn't even invite me,

and then my mom thinks I want to come because I want to see the fireworks. Yeah, I love fireworks so much.

Imagine thinking that's the reason why I want to come and not because I don't want to be left out.

And then this other thing happened where it was—

I think it was the night before my sister's wedding. They all got takeaway food, like fish and chips, Chinese takeaway, and they all started eating it in the tent, the big tent outside.

And then they didn't tell me they started eating. And I was waiting and then my mum just messaged me saying, Daniel, your food is on the table. So I go down and I'm like, what the hell? Everyone's outside eating. Why is my food just dumped on the table? Like I'm not welcome to join them in the tent.

And then my mum goes, oh, when I said we're eating outside, you said it's too cold.

Yeah, but they weren't outside. They were in the tent. I thought she said we're gonna eat outside, and I said, but it's really cold. And then she thought I meant I didn't want to eat outside, so she put my food on the table in the house. But they were eating inside the tent. It's not outside, is it?

And I got really mad. I was like, fucking idiots eating without me. So I just said I don't care anymore. I'm just gonna eat in front of the TV. Eat on my own then. Screw all you guys.

I felt really left out. Like, why everyone's enjoying food and talking and my food's just dumped on the table like I'm not welcome or something. My mum doesn't understand me at all. She thinks I don't want to join in with people when I've just got anxiety. And I feel unwelcomed, and she makes me feel more unwelcomed.

And then this other time, my sister's friends were all around for the wedding because they were preparing, and then we all got Chinese takeaway. And my mum's going around asking everyone what they want. So one friend says, I don't know, chicken chow mein. Another friend says shrimp and rice. And then I say I want the same as

what we always get, which is noodle— which is noodles, fried rice. Pork balls, seaweed, sesame toast. So she goes and gets all the stuff and brings it all,

and I thought we were just gonna like share all the food like buffet style, but she starts— she shouts at me when I try and take the other food, says, no, that's Sabrina's friend's food! And I thought it was really dumb because everyone ordered like one specific dish. I thought it'd be better if we all just put

the food in the middle of the table and we all take a bit of each meal.

But nope,

not allowed to use common sense ever.

I wonder what kind of drama has been going on at home since I've been away.

I should have asked my sister.

I wonder what my mum's been like with the pregnancy and everything.

I bet she's excited. It'd be like becoming a mother all over again, but being a grandmother. I think when you become a mother

and then your kids grow up and your job as a mother is over, I think you'd feel kind of sad, won't you? Like you miss those days when you were a mother. And it's nice for them to see the grandkids because it's like they get to relive that feeling of being a mother again.

Sometimes I wish I was at home to see what it's like.

Too bad I can't stream it. I mean, look at Ozzy Osbourne. They let the cameras come into their house to film the whole family apart from one of their daughters who refused to be in it. They made bank. That's, that's what I'm talking about. Fuck your privacy, you can make a shit ton of money.

You just keep the cameras rolling, film everything.

You could have made so much money.

Problem is you need everyone to be on board with it,

which is hard.

Did I not tell the fireworks story before? Maybe it was too boring at the time to even mention it, and now I'm completely out of stories. I'm just desperately looking for anything.

Yeah, it's boring anyway. Stand there for 20 minutes, look at the fireworks going bing bang boom bang, and then go home.

Did I not take a video? I might have taken some videos.

I don't understand the appeal of Hulk Hogan. He's just some guy with a lot of muscles

with a funny mustache.

Why is he famous?

Was he in WWF? He wasn't. He was in the other one, wasn't he? WEW or something. There were 2 wrestling franchises, WWF and then something else.

W— I think WCW. Yeah, I didn't watch that one. I watched WWF, and then they had to change it to WWE, didn't they? Because they got sued by the Wildlife Foundation.

Wildlife Foundation.

I used to watch it on TV. I used to think it was real, and then I found out it was fake and I stopped watching. I couldn't believe it was fake. I was convinced it was real until I got to about age 14 or something. I realized, wait, is it fake?

I used to love the games. I had WWF 2000 or something. WWF 2006. You can make your own character and then you can customize his moveset to be acrobatic or just brute force.

And then you can choose custom moves from a list

so he plays in a certain way. You can dress him up as well.

What is that stupid fly? Just go out the fucking door, it's right there.

Oh, finally.

Oh, had a spasm.

Spasming everywhere, all over my

pants. Oh God, flies everywhere in my house.

Everyone's mowing their lawns. I can't be bothered, never mind.

Like a woodpecker

pecking all the wood.

Hmm, the 4 people who said they want to buy my sex video didn't pay the money.

I want my hundred dollars.

Okay, but I was too slow replying to them. They went to bed. Hur hur hur.

嗯嗯。

What's that for dinner?

I've got chicken chorizo kebabs. Or venison burger.

Maybe venison burger.

The ice is growing back again. It grows back so quickly.

Couldn't you make infinite water? You keep chopping the ice off and then melt it down, it grows back again.

Infinite water.

Oh, the hummus.

Got venison grill steak,

200 calories per steak. It's not a lot, is it?

Gluten-free.

Never tried venison steak before. I've had venison before, like a steak. I forgot what it tastes like. I think it just tastes like beef.

I'll have that for dinner.

So the only thing to do is eat,

eat and go toilet, and then make a coffee, and then do dishes.

That's my content.

Where's my million-dollar cook skill?

We wash this and then I go

Good thing I don't get fat. If I was the kind of person who could get fat, I'd be so fat. I'd just binge eat all day out of boredom. I'm lucky I have a small stomach. I get sick quickly.

Maybe I need to buy something.

I don't know what to buy.

I'll walk here and then I'll walk there and I'll walk here.

Check my titles.

The single mother is still messaging me.

Bit bored of her already.

Oh God, I'm so fucking bored.

There's nothing to do in this world, is there?

White Iverson, is it a new song? Sounds a bit racist.

Why is it white and not black?

I only like his old songs, like Sunflower was okay. I don't like his new stuff, it's rubbish. Country music, I hate country music.

I hate all his face tattoos, he looks so trashy. Good-looking guy and then he ruins it by Drawn all over his face. Don't see the point. I mean, just get— just get a tattoo on your arm like everyone else does. Why you gotta have it on your face like a weirdo? Looks stupid. Like you woke up and

some kid was scribbling on your face.

I'm cold.

I can't believe Cripps has the name Danny tattooed on her chest. Ah,

stupid flies.

I got it! I got the fly.

Oh, I don't want to sit there. I sit on the beanbag and I get up and walk up and down.

How about that?

Okay.

Nope, out of 1.7 million people, not a single one met me.

This AJ says she'll meet in Thailand but no cereal, and then K Bug says we can meet, but I don't know if she would actually come.

Um, Crypt's gone. Cake— actually, Cake said she watched me before the Toki Tom thing.

Yeah, Moon used to watch me from 2018. She's an OG viewer— was an OG viewer. She says, I lost a dedicated viewer.

Oh no,

not again. Yeah, out of the 1.7 million, there was only initially 3 girls. Crypt, Kbug, AJ. Crypt's out. Who else? I did get a bunch of messages from other girls, but it didn't really go anywhere.

There was some Mexican girl and then some LA girl, and they're all from— the problem is all from North America, and they're not gonna fly here, and I'm not gonna fly to America, so it's all a waste of time. Not a single British girl. It's weird. Where all the British girls at?

I don't know, I tell you, it's a very special type of person to see my stuff and still want to meet.

Everyone just thinks I'm like this psychopath that needs to be locked up.

When I'm sure if I just sat down at a table with them and we had a proper conversation, they'd be like, oh, you're not that weird.

Yeah, it's because you got brainwashed by watching a bunch of clips and you're too stupid to realize.

Whenever I meet people, they always say, oh, you're not that strange, you're more normal than I expected. Yeah, because it's a fucking YouTube bit. Obviously that's not what I'm really like, but people don't seem to get it. They think I'm just like how I am on my videos. I'm not. I'm a normal person.

Videos are made for entertainment. They're supposed to be weird. That's how they get views. But if they're not weird, it would be boring.

I'm a pretty normal guy. There's a lot more— there's a lot more weird— weirder guys out there than me, that's for sure.

Oh, not that weird. I think most people are surprised when they meet me in real life because I've built up this idea of who I am based off a few videos

which were obviously made for entertainment,

or they were made a very long time ago and my views have changed because it's like 8 years ago now.

The problem is no one's going to want to meet me because they all think I'm a psycho.

The funny thing is they think I'm a psycho for doing X, Y, and Z, and then they've probably done the exact same things themselves,

like cheating, lying, getting angry. What, as if no one else has done those things ever in human history?

But you can't argue with the mob, can you? Outnumbered 2 million to 1.

Just gotta accept it for what it is.

That's what you signed up for when you made content like that. Like Chris said, shot yourself in the foot with your content, mate.

But if that's the only way you can get views, then you got to do what you got to do.

No one cares if I'm just normal. They find it boring. Got to be weird to get people to watch. Otherwise, how are you going to get them to watch?

It's just the name of the game, unfortunately.

I wish that I was like people like Ashens. Ashens just sits there in front of his armchair unboxing some random thing.

Or Ben Dean just sits there eating McDonald's.

It is an unfair world,

but I get paid $200 a day to sit on my couch, so I can't really complain.

Damn, a single mom Thai woman messages a lot. Are you here for long vacation or long work trip? I'm thinking of moving there and getting 5-year visa.

One of the tricks I learned was,

um, when chatting to Japanese women

Never make it seem like you're just going for a short trip or you're just there on holiday, because then they'll be like, oh, I'm not interested because I'm looking for a long-term partner. Always make it seem like you either live there or you're planning to move there. Never say, oh, I'm just here for a short holiday, because

then they think, oh, you just want to bang and pump and dump.

Yeah, she's divorced, single mother. I don't know how many kids she got. She's one. I think she's 160 centimeters and 70 kg, so she's a bit plump.

I'll tell her I'm a financial investor.

Currently I'm shorting the market and longing at the same time. I'm long and short at the same time, can't lose. Really?

My long is up £1.70.

Feed her my dick,

she can Suckle on it.

She said, do you really want to live in Bangkok? Yeah, I think it's nice there.

How about you?

Or do you want to live in your dangerous province? Should I try and get her to move to Bangkok? Start a little family. I'll be a stepdad,

on one condition, that you also birth a child of my own for me.

Tesco's is here.

Not for me.

Tesco's looks like a chill job. You probably don't have that many deliveries cuz you deliver a lot per household, so you can't really fit enough in the back of it. I bet they only do like 5 or 6 households in one shift.

And then you just carry the plastic crates to the door. I want to see how other people do it.

Am I doing it weirdly? I squat at the doorstep taking this stuff out of the plastic tray. How else are you supposed to do it?

Let's see how they do it.

I can't see,

can't see what they're

doing.

They used to put it in plastic bags and you just pick the plastic bag. Off the tray, but now they don't give you plastic bags, so you got to take all the items out of the tray one by one.

嗯。

But I feel scared driving such a big vehicle. I've seen these Tesco delivery vans just parked up on the side of some really busy road because there's no way— nowhere else they can park.

Oh, um, who has kid? My new Thai girl. 70 kg, divorced, 35 though, so younger than me. That's a bonus.

Got to start somewhere.

I don't know how old the kid is.

Is it weird if I start asking about her kid?

Seems a bit weird.

Single mother divorcees who are overweight and incel guys who don't have any rizz. The perfect match made in heaven.

Should I phone that really annoying girl again?

Let's see if I can tolerate another hour. I was going crazy listening to her. My brain jumped out of my head.

Is there any economic news coming out today?

Wednesday.

Oh, FOMC. That's why the market is flat. Federal funds rate. And FOMC press conference is 7 PM.

Must be 7 PM my time. And then Trump speaks at 9. Oh,

7 and 9. I'm long. I'm in a long now.

Well, it's in an hour and a half.

It's funny how much they hate each other. They're so awkward when they're together, Trump and Powell.

My noon, my name.

Oh,

where's

my cable?

Uh,

so

must be now.

Oh, he's sniffing my garbage.

It's the black one.

Check my pillow. My cat's so clumsy, he can barely jump up the fence.

We got this city.

Boom.

Be funny if I started to actually like Thai food.

Should I do like Thai food food Next time.

Why are you telling us your savings? Why is it not a good idea?

I think it'd be funny if I get the Thai food stuff from the Asia section supermarket.

I thought it'd be fun to see how much money I've made.

Probably not gonna make much today. Can only do 10 hours and we got rubbish view count, not even 100.

Oh, 89. Oh, I'm gonna get like $13 an hour. I'll probably make like $130 today.

Better start early tomorrow to get the numbers back up.

The drama didn't last long, did it?

180 a few days ago.

People are bored now. There's no drama. It's just back to how it was before.

There's just nothing going on. That's the problem.

I

can smell food.

It smells like someone's making gravy,

like beef-based gravy.

Maybe Yorkshire puddings

with roast potatoes.

Traditional British food.

I remember walking around the streets of Japan, around the residential areas, and you smell the cooking. You smell miso soup and curry all the time, like golden curry. Or miso soup, or nikujaga.

All the housewives cooking food for their husbands. Must be stressful being a housewife. You gotta make sure you know how to make the food good.

It would suck to be a salaryman, you come home and the food sucks.

Imagine you come home and then I'm preparing your food after you're hungry and you've had a stressful day. I think if I had a husband, he'd rage at me like, why is the food so fucking shit? All you do is sit at home all day, can't you learn how to make Fucking cupcake.

Wow, she knows about the DTV visa. Facing DTV visa? Yes, or maybe Thai Elite visa.

I'm surprised you know

DTV.

Yeah, maybe because she dates a lot of foreigners.

How do Thai people know about what visas there are on offer for foreigners?

Is it common knowledge, or is it just because she talks to a lot of foreigners?

Because she can't get a Thai man.

All she gets are horny Westerners looking to bang.

I gotta toilet.

I miss seeing myself on the big screen.

I miss my big monitor. I can't see my hair very well.

I'm gonna go full screen like this, and then I put chat on my phone.

I'll put chat like this.

I'll put chat here.

Genius. Don't need 2 monitors.

Hair's looking good.

Can go a few more months before needing to cut it again.

I think I usually cut it twice a year, maybe.

Testing, test, testing. Does it sound better?

So many wires everywhere.

Testing.

Desktop stream

like how I used to

do. Ah,

talk to the tiger.

Isn't it really late in Thailand? How come she's still up?

Uh, it's only 11:48.

I've got 4 phones,

one smashed. I got Flip 7, S10 Plus, iPhone.

And a smashed S10 Plus.

Can never have too many phones,

people. Imagine having only one phone.

I wouldn't mind having the iPhone 16e.

Might wait for iPhone 17 instead.

It's nice. No credit card debt. I haven't been looking at the numbers because recently I haven't been sitting at my computer.

I remember like £5,000 credit card debt plus £3,000 Amazon credit card debt.

How can I afford all those?

Because I paid for them over 6 years. This phone is 5 years old. That phone is 6 years old, so I paid for them a long time ago. I mean, that phone's actually just a few months old, but it's a 6-year-old phone because it's old.

That phone only cost £140.

I bought it refurbished a couple of months ago for Every because I smashed my other one and I thought I'll just get the same phone again because it was pretty good.

My nose is still kind of blocked from yesterday. I don't know why.

It's hard to breathe.

Yeah, I remember last year I had £5,000 on my credit card and then a couple thousand Amazon credit card. Because I spent £4,000 on my other credit card to buy the car. To put the deposit for the car down.

I was in so much debt.

And then moving to Devon wrecked me.

Thousands of pounds to move here.

I wonder what's going to get me into debt next time.

Trip to Thailand, luxury condo.

£400 taxi,

£500 plane ticket.

I think the biggest risk is I splurge on a nice condo because it's been a year since I've been back in Thailand. I want it to be nice when I go. I want to go I don't want to get there and then I've got some horrible cockroach condo to stay in. I want to feel good and feel

like, oh, it's so nice to be back.

I also want to be in a central area.

I'm looking at this one place, but it's like $1,500.

It's 377-foot entire apartment, city views.

Or I mean, this place is pretty good. $500 for a month.

Yeah, if I impress the hooker with my nice condo, she might think, wow, he's rich. Maybe I become his girlfriend.

Promoted from hooker to girlfriend status.

Also, I want swimming pool. Serviced apartment.

One bedroom suite. Oh, that looks nice. I don't know why homes in Thailand look really nice. The interiors.

Service my dear.

She's asking about my visa fee. Your visa fee is around $400, right?

I think so. For the DTV visa.

$15,000, $20,000 actually.

The place I wanted to book's expensive now. Maybe because it's too early, too soon. If I do September,

I swear before it's 1,300, now it's 1,500. Uh,

if you booked September, it's 1,300. What about October?

Hmm, 1380.

August.

I want to go soon, but I also don't want to waste UK summer.

September's cheaper

than

August. 1,300.

Uh, 1,500 in August.

Could be like 2,500 to go in August.

I feel like I would actually rather get public transport to the airport just because I don't want to sit in a taxi for 3.5 to 4 hours with the same guy. It'll be really awkward.

That's the main reason I don't want to do it.

Nearly 4 hours in a car with a guy.

Why aren't there ever— there's never women taxi drivers. Why are they always men?

Look, if it's a woman driver, I wouldn't mind, but if it's a man, it'd be kind of gay.

I don't want to spend that much time with another man in a confined, enclosed space.

Oh, Polish tight strip. Pain in the backside.

There's too many options. Like get a taxi to Exeter

or to Oakhampton and then get the train.

Might as well just get a taxi to Exeter.

St. David's train station,

46-minute drive, it's not too bad.

You go in there, up here,

and then what? Go to this platform and then buy a ticket, I guess.

No, I'm not gay. If I was gay, why don't I just go on Grindr and get a boyfriend? Because I'm not gay, that's why.

If I can parachute out of Dave Gibson's plane, onto the airport runway.

Holy shit, what the fuck?

On my sexy ASMR channel, why is there a picture of girls' legs?

I forgot I did that.

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Why? You know whose legs those are? I won't tell you.

No one's— I completely forgot I put that as the channel art.

Maybe I should change it.

I put these

Might change it.

I didn't even remember I put that as a channel art.

I don't know if I want to save it first though before I delete it.

Did you hear that?

I didn't fart. It's, um, digestion.

It was me holding in a fart. Gas went back up inside the other way.

Might go toilet.

I should probably change that picture. The picture I took, the picture of the Thai Taiwanese girl's legs secretly when I was at her house. I put it as a picture.

Oh God, blood coming out my anus.

When I wipe, it bleeds. It's the cost of being gay. I mean, not gay.

Bobby ripped me into shreds this morning.

Yeah, chat's pretty dead. Not much to talk about, I guess. Not much.

Nothing to say.

Nothing to do.

Fifteenth of August, one way.

I think Chubs is still banned because he. Forgot what you were saying.

I've banned Chubs like 5 times, I think.

Hmm.

Damn, £270.

Pegasus Airlines.

2 stops.

13-hour layover Istanbul. Meet Turkish Girl.

I want to go Thailand now,

but I feel silly for wasting UK summer. When it's nice and warm.

Spent a lot of money to get in this house and move here. I feel silly after getting out of debt that I got into to get here and then leaving. It's not really getting my value for money. I'm not getting my money's worth.

What do you even do when you've got a 13-hour layover? You just sit there.

Can you get a hotel in the airport?

Yeah, but it'll be something to talk about, won't it?

Even if I hate it, I can rant about it.

What would you do at Istanbul Airport for 14 hours?

Livestream? Can I livestream in the airport? Where's AI?

I make back the money. Hey Daniel. Hello my best chum.

Hey there Daniel, how is it going? It's going so good, thanks for asking.

That's awesome to hear. What's making your day so good? Yeah, so if I have a 14-hour layover in Istanbul Airport, am I allowed to livestream inside of the airport to kill time? It's not uncommon for travelers to livestream during layovers, but it's essential to check airport policies and local regulations. Airports have different rules about filming and broadcasting,

so it'd be a good move to contact the airport ahead of time or see if there are any guidelines online. Also, be mindful of privacy and security concerns while streaming in public. Plan to keep it respectful and non-intrusive.

Yeah, but if I just walk around the shopping bits in the airport, should be fine, shouldn't it?

Yeah, strolling around the shopping areas should be fine. Just keep it low-key and be mindful of other travelers' privacy. Enjoy your layover. Yeah, but I think you guys are gonna know when I'm at the airport because I won't be streaming. If I'm just not streaming all day, it's because I'm at the airport.

It'll be pretty obvious

when I'm going.

She's going to sleep.

The— my chubby single mum, future mother of my babies.

My stupid phone keeps auto-dimming itself. How do you stop that?

You can't stop it. It says screen sleep after 1 minute, 3 minutes, 5 minutes. The max you can set is 15 minutes.

14 hours in Istanbul airport and then 5 hours in Delhi.

Oh God,

is there Wi-Fi airport? Airport Wi-Fi? Because I'm not going to buy a SIM card, am I, for 14 hours in Istanbul?

Hmm, don't know.

I'll just get a direct flight, maybe.

Oh, that sticky mango rice dish was horrible. Did not like it.

£800 direct, 10th of August.

Norwegian Air Shuttle, £570, 1 hour, Oslo. It's pretty good.

Oh, what? London Gatwick? No thanks.

I think Gatwick's further. It's northeast of London.

I wouldn't mind doing one stop if the layover's not too long. Like this one's £600, 2 hours 50 in Shanghai Pudong.

Not too bad.

10th of August too. I can get out of the country quick. Before they catch me.

Welcome back to— can you, Daniel, can you leave the country if you have a restraining order?

Leaving the country with a restraining order against you can be complicated. It mainly depends on the specific conditions of the order and the laws in your country. Some orders might restrict travel. What about an NMO?

Leaving the country with a restraining order against you can be complicated. Yeah, but it's an NMO.

With a non-molestation order, which is part of UK law, travel restrictions aren't usually a condition. However, any specific requirements or limitations would be detailed in the order itself. Consulting a legal professional is the best move to understand. No, I think I'm professional enough myself.

If the order isn't an NMO or doesn't impose traffic— yeah, okay.

Warsaw and Chhatrapati Shivaji Airport,

Mumbai.

£600. Oh, £500. 5th of August, £600, China Airlines.

I'm gonna leave next week.

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Scroll down here or from here, guys.

Should I book it now? I can go on 5th of August. These China airline flights cheap. Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap.

What about 3rd of August? Sunday.

Nah, too expensive.

I just ghost my landlord and move Thailand. Maybe— just kidding, not really.

Didn't do nothing wrong, not me.

Boogie's getting married. How can Boogie keep a girl and I can't? Crazy, isn't it? I'm a handsome, charming, civilized man with lovely hair and I can't keep a girlfriend, but fat-ass Boogie can. Crazy.

Yeah, well, Boogie has one thing that I don't. Uh, he doesn't say horrible things

about people close to him.

That's the problem when you become a lolcow. In the beginning, you don't start off as a lolcow. In the beginning, you actually make good stuff and people will watch it because they like the stuff you make. And then after a while, you just run out of ideas and then you have to start resorting to drama and clickbait

more and more. And then you become the lolcow. And then the only way you can get people to watch is when you got drama.

They don't care about anything you make anymore. All they care about is what stupid situation you're in next.

And that's when you've become full lolcow.

The lolcows always start off initially making good

stuff. Yeah, I guess I'm considered a lolcow as well now.

Just getting into stupid situations is what gets me views

and saying dumb stuff.

Reverse lolcow. That sounds like a sex move.

This ticket is cheap. £600 next week, China Airlines, 9 PM. It's just a few hours in Pudong. It's 1 hour 40 minutes in Pudong.

£600.

Yeah, I can find a £300 one as well, but I don't want to sit in Istanbul for 15 hours.

Fuck off.

That's a big fly.

I broke my lid.

Oh God,

fucking

fine. I don't get

Whoa,

stupid Shanda there.

Kill that fucking fly.

I hit the fly, but I didn't hit it hard enough. It flew off again.

Oh God,

I hate chandeliers. Why is it dangling there like an idiot?

Yeah, I saw that Mr. Bean movie with Vasta.

It destroys the whole— that's just basically Mr. Bean, but he talks. I hate chandeliers. They don't even look good. I just want like a nice simple flat lampshade on the ceiling.

It's just a bunch of glass dangling around a light bulb. What's the point of it?

Okay, cheapest.

Hmm.

£600. Could get that one.

I guess an hour and a half in Pudong's not too bad.

Oh, I got 3 sales of my sexy video. $25, $25, $25.

So far in— so in July I made $474.

Pretty good.

FOMC meeting in 30 minutes. Is market gonna rip?

Traveling Traders going live in 13 minutes.

I'm long and short at the same time. I literally can't lose.

I'm all in short and I'm all in long.

Couldn't lose even if I wanted say.

£600, and

then I'll get a flight to Vietnam.

Maybe 2 months later. Do you think they'll get suspicious? I mean, I'm allowed to stay 2 months, so why would they get suspicious if I stay for 2 months?

Like, if I go on the 5th of August, my ticket to Vietnam should be on the 1st of October, shouldn't it?

So that's under 2 months.

I've got to tap my phone every 15 minutes.

It's not a war, it's just a stupid border skirmish. They've been having those since forever with, um, southern border with Malaysia.

£600 one stop.

Market's probably gonna rip when Jerome speaks, and then it's gonna tank when he's done. So I'm gonna go long and then close it when he stops speaking, and then keep my short.

Okay, c'est pas assez ici.

What's that smell?

Smells like sewage.

I keep sinking into my chair.

Hmm, £600 next week, China Airlines.

That's in 7 days, isn't it? Wow, I go in a week.

What's new? Nothing really.

Just looking at flights.

I didn't do anything. I cleaned my shower. I did laundry. I made OnlyFans video.

That's it, really.

August for 9— I'll be away 9 months. Imagine paying for this house for 9 months and not being here. That's kind of wild.

Unless I make more money by being in Thailand,

which I don't even think I would.

I don't want to move out. I'm very conflicted. Number one, I want to get out of the country. Number two,

I don't want to leave my house. Number three, I don't want to leave until summer's over. So those two things conflict. I want to stay for summer, but I want to leave now.

I want to move out because I don't want to sell my car.

I don't know what to do.

I don't even know if I want to travel that much. I just want to have a taste of it again.

Moving out is hard. I gotta contact the landlord,

and then I gotta get rid of my stuff.

It's easier just to go for holiday.

It was hard getting this house. I don't wanna just give it up.

I put in a lot of work and money to get this house.

October, £350.

Guangzhou Airport layover.

Should I go in October?

Hmm. Then I'm stuck here for 2 months.

My mum wouldn't even let me cook some bacon in the cabin. Remember I made a video?

She thinks I'm going to burn it down or something.

I made a video called Life in My New Cabin or something. My little house. Life in my tiny house. I was trying to go viral. I wanted to do some cooking in the kitchen of the house, the summer house. She said, no, you make a mess.

So I said, okay, I'll just cook it outside then.

September.

Anyway, I think someone's already living in it. She got some woman she knows living there. I think she's paying like 500 a month,

but there's no internet. I don't know if they fixed it or if they got Starlink or something, or got like a really long wire. Maybe they got a really, really long Ethernet cable.

Oh yeah, I see it. Shenzhen Airlines.

£258. 7-hour layover in Shenzhen. Get some Sichuan stir-fry.

Yeah, it's pretty good actually. 10 o'clock departure, so I'm not rushed to get there.

7 hours, kind of long though.

And then just a little 3-hour flight from China to Suvarnabhumi.

Should I get it? There's— it says only one left. Oh my God.

September. I'm getting it.

Is Shenzhen Airlines good?

I mean, it's just one month here, which is enough time to

I don't know. I want to go earlier. I want to actually. I want to go before the hearing thing happens,

so I can forget about it.

What about

16th of August?

345. It's probably too soon for a cheap flight.

18th of August.

Air India.

I don't know if I'll bother doing the hearing. I can't be bothered.

What's the point?

You don't go to the hearing. It's remote. You do it online.

The lawyer said she recommends doing an undertaking, but the court has to agree to the undertaking. So if they don't agree, then the order stays in place. So there's no point. You might as well not go then. I mean, undertaking or order is the same outcome. What I'm allowed to, what I'm not allowed to do is same

thing.

Which is undertaking. I mean, if I break the order, I can go jail. But if I break the undertaking, I get a fine or I could still go jail though. So it's same thing, isn't it?

I mean, the guy who delivered the letter said. If you can't prove that things in the statement are untrue, then you might as well not go to the hearing because it won't change anything.

No, I'm not going to the hearing.

Go in Thailand instead.

I don't need to inform my landlord. He's not my mum. I could do what I want. I'm a grown adult.

You think everyone who rents and goes on holiday informs their landlord?

You people really don't know what you're talking about.

It's not a summon to court.

It's a hearing.

It's not like you're summoned there or else.

Oh God, so many These stupid people.

I'm gonna ban Murph in a minute if you don't shut up. You're either really stupid or you're trolling.

Say one more thing that pisses me off. Try it.

He's trying to rage bait me, but I'm not falling for it.

Hmm, £600 next week China Airlines, or £250 1st of September. Shenzhen Airlines.

Save £250 by waiting a whole month. I make that in 2 days.

Yeah, stop saying that I'll get in trouble if I don't go to the hearing. There's no such thing. The guy said if I choose not to go to the hearing, they'll just pass the order.

But if I want to fight the order, I've got to do like a whole legal battle.

And representation could be like £5,000.

Solicitor said I should just do an undertaking.

But it's still the same. Like, just because I got Undertaking and get rid of the Order doesn't mean anything's different. I've still got to keep my mouth shut.

Otherwise you get— if, I mean, if you promise something to the court and you break the promise, then you get in trouble for contempt of court and then you get fined or you get sent to jail still. So same thing, isn't it?

It's just that the undertaking— breaking the undertaking doesn't have power of arrest like the non-mole does.

Yeah, I go to Thailand, I would just get distracted by what I'm doing there and I'll just completely forget about it, which is kind of the whole point. But if I'm at my house not doing anything, it's tricky.

Yeah, I talk about public figures a lot, like Chris Broad, CDawgVA, but because I don't really have much interaction with them, there's not a lot to say. And they never say anything that you can criticize because they're very squeaky clean.

The hell's that?

It's that Smooth Criminal on his horn. That's so cringe.

Imagine having Smooth Criminal as your klaxon.

How come they never play Michael Jackson songs on the radio even though he's so famous?

God, I hate iOS. This stupid camera app just won't open, look. But it works fine on Android.

Really annoying. I don't know if it's just because my iPhone's old or iOS sucks.

Alt-J Powell speaking. Is market ripping?

That was an area where if there was a change that was going to maybe signal a dovish move or a dovish move ahead, uh, that that would have changed. It did not. The Fed said inflation remains somewhat elevated, same language as last time. Unemployment is low, the labor market is solid, the statement says, and the committee is

attentive to risks on both sides of the mandate. So, uh, we'll wait to hear the press conference, Brian, but if there's a hint that the rate cut is September. That's not in the statement that I could read. Okay. So, Steve, go into this dissent. For the first time since 1993, we got 2 Fed governors, Chris Waller and

Michelle Bowman, dissenting. They wanted to cut by 0.25%. How, if at all, relevant is that to anything going forward? Well, you know, unfortunately, there's not a really great track record. I have a little clip that I've used over the years, which is that dissenters can lead the way or lead you astray. I have seen both situations where

the dissenters told us what was going to happen next, but also places where they've been on the wrong side of where things are going. So a little hard to see what's happening. I think what I would look at, Brian, is the data. The Fed gets 2 months of data between now and the next meeting, 2 months of

inflation data, that is 2 months of employment data. And so that's going to tell us if we have this continued low inflation, this idea that you have continued tariff inflation but other parts of the economy are not showing it, such as the total number continues to be well-behaved, the Fed could cut. And again, if there is a

serious move downward in the job market, I think the Fed would cut again. But right now, I think you have to wait for the data and it's really hard to front-run all of this. I'll wait to see the percentages when we're done here. I can look them up and see where we're at in terms of the probabilities,

but they were around 65%, which is confident but not overly so about a September rate cut in the market. Yeah, and we're gonna look at that right now, the CME Fed Tool. Of course, you've got your own with the amazing Fed survey. Steve Liesman, we know you got to get into the lockdown. You're gonna get that question

in. Really look forward to it, Steve. Great stuff. Thank you very much. Much. Get back now to our panel on this. So we got what we expected, Francis. We got no cut. Okay. We got 2 dissents from Fed governors, first time since 1993, before you were born even. Okay. I wish this dissent happened. What is Jerome Powell

going to do at the next few meetings? Because he's on his way out and his legacy is— I don't want to say on the line, but what he does is kind of how we're going

She wants him to apologize. I did apologize.

Oh God, it's like dealing with someone's got dementia.

What you mean she wants me to apologize? She needs to apologize to me.

You see what I'm dealing here with?

Imagine thinking I'm in the wrong.

I already apologized when in April I was gonna move back home and I talked to her and I said I was sorry about the things I said,

but she didn't accept the apology and she carried on pressing me. So I said, screw you then, I'm gonna stay here.

She literally has dementia.

You say something, she forgets it.

This is what I'm dealing with. It's like talking to a brick wall.

Also, I shouldn't be the one apologizing. She should apologize to me for having a go at me for something I didn't even do. She's the one in the wrong here.

It's insane that she doesn't see it. She's always the victim.

She should take responsibility. She started the fight.

She literally started every single fight. And never apologizes for it either.

I'm just minding my own business, doing my streams and stuff, and then she starts having a go at me for the dumbest things,

and then I snap and say things that are not very nice.

And then she's like, shocked Pikachu face.

It's like she's not even a real person,

like some kind of NPC that's just programmed for one way of thinking.

You literally cannot get through to her.

It's like trying to argue with a vegan about why there's nothing wrong with eating meat. It'll just— you're never going to get through to them. You're wasting your time.

There's some things you just— you can talk and talk and talk and nothing will ever change.

Boomers do that annoying thing where they say, oh, my life was so tough. We only had one carrot for dinner growing up. You wouldn't know what it's like. Like, they, they gaslight you and they use their own poverty upbringing to justify everything they do. Oh, my life was so much harder than yours. But I didn't something something

something.

Yeah, well, I can't buy a house for £100,000, can I? Like you did.

Oh, is the market gonna rip? I'm up £3. And I think we take out data high right there.

Um, let's look at what gold is doing.

Yeah, so that right there is data high.

I had to ask for help because my car payments, monthly car payments, were £200 a month,

and I was worried about my income. So I thought if I just pay off the car all at once, get rid of the monthly payment and also the interest, you know, just borrow £10K off her.

Is market gonna rip or what?

If we get above this

No, it's— they're not, they're not. Not cutting rates because of tariffs. It's because economic data is so good. Nobody cares about tariffs anymore. Oh, is it ripping? Clear that most of that is priced in.

I'm up £4. Jerome talks in 20 minutes. Oh, he hasn't talked yet. We'll get back to this then.

Look at this retard. Fed needs to lower interest rates. The metrics have been met. This is a TDS mental illness now.

Yeah, bro, that's why they're not lowering rates, because of TDS

ignoring the fact that Jerome himself is a Republican, for one. 2, uh, what metrics have been met?

If the economy is doing great and stocks are doing great

while rates are still up, that means that rates are where they need to be. They will lower rates When financial conditions are tightening or when banks— I want to go Thailand soon because number one, I'm bored. Number two, I need content. Number three, I'm scared. Number four, I want to finally have— distract my

mind with something else.

And forget about all my worries and nut my brains out in Bangkok.

Why am I scared? Because the police could knock on my door any day.

Taco, they're not worried about tariffs. Yeah, exactly. I'm not safe.

Your take on UNH. There's— you don't want to hear my take on

UNH.

I

want to see if I can take a long on gold soon, guys.

I think gold has found the low of the day. He wants a long gold.

I'm long NASDAQ.

Here's my take on UNH, okay? My take on UNH is this.

People, noobs that are involved in the stock market, okay, you're about to learn a very easy but necessary lesson today. Noobs that are involved in the stock market, right, why do you think they're so enamored by UNH?

Why are all the noobs talking about UNH? Right? Same noobs that are talking about Palantir is so high, it's time to short it. Why is Palantir so high? Right? These are the same noobs that think this. What do these things have in common? Traveling Trader sounds so angry. Yeah. He's like, listen, you retards.

I think I learned some of my rage from watching him too much. You're not— I think he's influenced me. You are not saying something revelatory, right? You are not the first person to think, wow, UNH was trading at, uh, $630, it's now $263, I think it's undervalued, I will buy it and make money. You don't think everyone

and their mom sees this?

You don't think everyone and their mom knows that Palantir is overvalued? You think that you were the only one that came up with that? Idiot. So if one of you just adds idiot to the end of the things he says, is if, if it's priced in and it's obvious, you are likely not going to make life-changing money

from it, okay? The second lesson is people approach the stock market as if they're buying discount Halloween decorations at Target, right? If you go the day after Halloween, they're actually much cheaper, and then you can buy them and store them until next year, and that's how you save money. This is how people approach stocks.

Shout out to Target, I used to work there, by the way. But this is how people approach stocks, right? They're like, this seems like such a bargain, I never thought of UNH before. Before. I'm not a fan of the company. I know nothing about it, but it seems cheap. I will buy it and then make money. Not

how the stock market works, bro. Like, it must suck dating a day trader. Number 1, they're just glued to stocks all the time. Number 3, if they lose a trade, they're going to be grumpy and moody the whole day. Number 5, when you travel, they're going to be waking up at weird times to catch the market open.

Because the time zone would be different.

And you had the ability to trade, uh, a narrative that had a high chance of being broken, right? Like, is that why he's so ripped? Every time he loses, he takes out his rage on the gym, right? The more ripped a day trader is, the more he loses. Maximize LLMs, it's over, AI is over, right? You're, you're

trading the counter-narrative. So if the story that's in vogue currently caused a price drop, but you know that the background, uh, of that story is— or you know that, that behind the scenes that that story is one, inflated to an overreaction And 3, you know that the real story is that the real narrative is that no, Nvidia

is still the most valuable company in the world. No, there's still a ton of growth left for AI. You are trading the counter-narrative. If you are looking at UNH thinking— you and every other noob online is thinking, oh, I'm going to make so much money from this based on what everyone can see this.

Right? Um, and also this idea that something was high, now it's low, we're going to start printing money.

That's not how the stock market works. For those of us that— TB's in recovery, you know. Yeah, after I raged at him to get back to where it was, right? How long it took for IBM to get back, how long it took for companies like Dell to get back. He needed to seek therapy and counseling. He's like,

Dan, you're raged at me. I didn't even say anything wrong.

In recovery after getting Dan raged.

The obvious lawsuits that, that it has against it, right?

Um, imagine getting raged at by me and then actually getting sad or mad about it.

So there, there is a time and a place to pick up UNH, and I think it's okay value. People need to stop being so soft. For a very brief moment in time, acted like a growth stock, and people are hoping that now they caught the bottom and that it will once again act like a growth stock. Look

at UNH's growth, right?

Um, look at UNH's EBITDA growth or its CAGR. Look at its free cash flow growth. It's It's not in the same stage that it— I don't care about UNH. Where's J-Pal?

I don't have any children viewers. All my viewers are old people like you.

I don't make any content that young kids would find interesting at all. They're like, oh, guys sitting there doing nothing, boring. They want to watch I Show Speed. Body slamming his computer setup and doing a backflip.

But on television, they have targeted ads towards kids all the time, like, oh, Frosty Flakes cereal, Transformer new toy, Xbox. They target kids all the time with toys and stuff and cereals. And snacks. Ban all that too then.

They're trying to get kids hooked on sugar and junk food. The biggest scam is the food industry. They say, oh, alcohol and smoking and porn, bad, bad, bad.

But getting everyone hooked on junk food, that's fine.

I need to ban all the advertising for all this sugary, unhealthy food. Like, McDonald's shouldn't be allowed to advertise. Millions of people die every year from eating McDonald's, getting heart attack, heart disease.

No, Janice, everyone and their mom didn't know Google was cheaper compared to 8Mag7, right? That is the point, is that the narrative— if you, if you look back at,

if you look back at what people were saying about Google, people were saying that search is Done, right? Google is likely going lower because blah blah blah, seismic change that investors haven't figured out yet. I got to get my laundry. Hold on.

My nice clean pillow, no shit stains on it.

So what I've got to figure out is when do I want to go to Thailand? Sooner or later? How scared am I? How uncomfortable do I feel being here?

I mean, it would be nice to go to Thailand, get some cereal, nut my brains out.

And that's why UNH went down already. Yeah, I mean, I figured that there was a chance, uh, that, that, that, that would, that, that would happen, that it would go down early.

Market ripping. I'm up £3.

And look at all the comments. You're ridiculous. No way UNH is going to 200. You must be out of your mind. Blah blah blah.

Okay, that's where I think it's going,

and I will pick it up, but I'm not. There, there's a guy yesterday that I saw online, and Powell talks in 10 minutes, by the way.

Wait, did NQ take out data high or no? Yeah, okay, so when Powell starts talking, I think we take out data high.

Uh, there's a guy that I saw yesterday online that lost 20 years of investing gains because he threw all his money into UNH. Do you know how hard it is to do that? How hard it is to, to lose 20 years of investing gains?

He's streaming on YouTube. I'm not paying for it. Let me see if I can find it for you.

Um, he streams the big events on YouTube for free, so sense for— you don't really need to pay him unless you want his streams every day. Stock market investing is easy. It's not hard. Trading is hard. Investing is easy. Okay, you just, you just don't do dumb shit. That's it.

So where is this guy? Hold on.

Oh, I just saw it. Hold on.

Jay Powell's coming.

I want to make £10.

This guy here, he says,

UNH, I'm down 6 figures, and if I close out my position positions. I will erase the capital gains I have ever made in the course of 20 years. I'm not selling.

And there, there's just like this crusade of people that are just continuously buying UNH like no tomorrow, as if nobody— as if everyone and their mom can't see that,

uh, where the stock is trading at, right? So I will be picking up UNH at some point, most likely near $200-ish, but

I will— I'm not going to make it 20% of my portfolio or 50% of my portfolio. I'll pick it up for a cool, you know, 3, 4, 5% max of my portfolio just for value. I'm not even picking it up because I'm expecting it to rally hard. I you know, you're looking at a company and you're judging

whether there's value there. And I think it will be extremely undervalued by almost every metric if it gets to $200. But momentum is also an important factor in the stock market, and momentum can take us there. Um, are you shorting UNH then? Just because I'm not buying something doesn't mean that I have to short it. Another mistake

that a lot of new Noobs make. Why would I short it,

right? I need a trade setup to short it.

I wonder if gold is along here. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

This is so messy on the, on the 15-minute. I'm not a noob. I've been doing this 5 years, I'm up £4.

Do you have any opinions on the quantum computing sector? Uh, yeah, I think it's, it's all hype.

So if you understand momentum and setups, you can make money from it. I don't think that it's anywhere as important as— I'm up £4. Holy shit.

I might take this trade just based off

the risk to reward.

If he's right though, then I'm wrong. Because if gold rips, NASDAQ will tank, won't it? I don't like to trade while Powell is talking, but the risk to reward is definitely there.

Well, if he's making so much money trading and streaming triggers him so much, why bother streaming?

Maybe because he makes more money streaming. I don't know.

It's charging $100 a month on his Discord.

What the fuck? Not this.

Oh my God.

Yeah, he has banned people who paid the $100 membership

because he's rude. He was rude. Someone asked like a really noob question and then he was rude to them. And then the guy was like, why are you being rude to me when I'm paying $100, you fucking bitch? And then he just said, get the fuck out of my Discord, banned. I don't need your $100 money.

The Discord was pretty funny. There's a lot of drama on it.

All right.

Three minutes until Jerome. I think there's a fifteen-minute long on gold to get today to high from here.

Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm.

That September first ticket does look pretty good. Two hundred and fifty eight pounds.

But then I've got to be here a whole month.

Oh, I could go on— I can go next Wednesday for £600.

China Airlines.

Whoa, market's ripping. I'm up £4.50.

Whoa, it's ripping. Whoa, I'm up £5. Holy shit, are you seeing this?

Is he even— he's not even speaking. Equipment and intangibles up from last year's pace. Activity in the housing sector remains weak.

In the labor market, conditions have remained solid. Payroll job gains averaged 150,000 per month over the past 3 The unemployment rate at 4.1% remains low and has stayed in a narrow range over the past year. Wage growth has continued to moderate while still outpacing inflation. Overall, a wide set of indicators suggests that conditions in the labor market

are broadly in balance and consistent with maximum employment. Inflation has eased significantly from its highs in mid. 2022, but remains somewhat elevated relative to our 2% longer-run goal. Estimates based on the Consumer Price Index and other data indicate that total PCE prices rose 2.5% over the 12 months ending in June, and that excluding the volatile food and

energy categories, core PCE prices rose 2.7%. These readings are little changed from the beginning of the year, although the underlying composition of price changes has shifted. Services inflation has continued to ease while increased tariffs are pushing up prices in some categories of goods. Near-term measures of inflation expectations have moved up on balance over the course of this

year on news about tariffs, as reflected in both market-based—

beyond the next year or so, however, Most measures of longer-term expectations remain consistent with our 2% inflation goal.

Our monetary policy actions are guided by our dual mandate to promote maximum employment and stable prices for the American people.

Got a package. Who sent me something? To continue reducing the size of our balance sheet. We will continue to determine the appropriate stance of monetary policy based on the incoming data, the evolving outlook, and the balance of risks. Whoa, it's ripping! Changes to government policies continue to evolve and their effects on the economy— oh, it tanks. Higher

tariffs have begun to show through more clearly to prices of some goods, but their overall effects on economic activity and inflation remain to be seen. I'm up £6. The effects on inflation could be short-lived. Short-lived? One-time shift. Why does he keep saying short-lived? But it is also possible— he said that loads of times now— could instead be

more persistent, and that is a risk to be assessed and managed. Why does he keep saying that? That's really weird. Our obligation is to keep longer-term short-lived expectations well anchored and to prevent a one-time increase in the price level From becoming an ongoing inflation problem. For the time being, we're well positioned to learn more about the likely

course of the economy and the evolving balance of risks before short-lived. We see our current policy stance as appropriate to guard against inflation risks. We're also attentive to risks on the employment side of our mandate. It's ripping. Receive a good amount of data that will help inform our assessment of the balance. I'm up six pounds.

Might get out soon. At this meeting, the committee continued its discussions as part of our five-year review. Review. Review. Did he say review? Focused on potential revisions to our statement on FOMC's monetary policy strategy and are on track to wrap up any modifications by late summer.

The Fed has been assigned two goals for monetary policy. Monetary policy, maximum employment and price and stable prices. We remain committed to supporting maximum employment, bringing— okay, I'm gonna close. I think I'm up £7. And keeping longer-term inflation expectations well anchored. Our success in delivering on these goals matters to all Americans. We understand that our actions affect

communities, families, and businesses across the country. Scared me.

Price stability goals. Thank you. I look forward to your questions.

I'm out. £6 profit. Thanks. Thanks, Chair Powell. There's a lot of lean in the markets, and not to mention out of the administration. £6 profit. Is that not bad? Expectation unrealistic at this point?

So, as you know, today we decided to leave our policy rate where it's been, which where I would characterize as modestly restrictive. Inflation. I'll probably go short here. As I mentioned, even excluding tariff effects. Oh, I'm all in short.

Six pound profit. Easy. Let's. How it's done.

Inappropriately and modestly restrictive policy seems appropriate. All that said, there's also downside risk to the labor market. In coming months, we'll receive a good amount of data that will help inform our assessment of the balance of risks and the appropriate setting of. Federal funds rate. Just to follow up, by coming months, does that include the possibility you'll

be getting essentially 2 rounds of jobs and inflation data between now and the September meeting? Is that potentially adequate to make a decision to lower rates at that point? So you're right, we do have— this is an intermeeting period when we'll get 2 full rounds of employment and inflation data before the time of the September meeting. We

have made no decisions about September. We don't, we don't do that in advance. We'll be taking that information into consideration and all the other information we get as we make our decision at the September meeting. Sorry, I forgot that I was on mute. I said that I took a turtle soup long from this 5-minute fair value gap,

and you can see that, uh, you saw that it was up, I think, at the peak like $1,200. Um, and my profit target was data high of 2 PM. I still think it might get there, but obviously while Powell is talking, we're gonna see these big wicks in both ends taking out both stops. But I love the

risk to reward, um, so I got stopped out for breakeven, but I will look for gold longs, uh, soon. He got stopped out. Essentially, the, the statement in the, in the, um, in the, in our statement about uncertainty Reflects what's going on. Market's tanking. So I told you, I'm up 50 pence on my short. It moved down

a little bit, but it was more or less even this time. So we took out, you know, um, uh, had diminished because it didn't diminish further. So there's not really much in that. And then your second question is, say again? There have been several deals that have been struck, and now we seem to have an idea of

what the tariff rates are going to be with some of our large trading partners. Does that not add to the kind of certainty you might need, or is it you're waiting for the economic effects to show themselves? No, I think we're still— so you're right, it's been a very dynamic time for these trade negotiations and, um, lots

and lots of events in the intervening period, but we're still, you know, a ways away from seeing where things settle down. Okay, whatever. See what's in my package.

What's

that?

Hmm, what

are these?

Any guesses?

Why does it look like a diaper? Come on.

Fucking

hell.

Oh my God,

what the fuck is this fucking plastic?

Oh my fucking God, you fucking plastic, I'm fucking smash you, fucking Fucking stupid fucking bastard. The hell's that?

A face mask?

Oh shit, I cut it with the knife.

I don't even know what's that supposed to be.

What is it for, my willy? What? I'm not wearing a face mask.

Wasted your money, I'm afraid. They don't, they don't make you wear face masks anymore. It's not 2020.

If it was 2020, maybe I'd use it.

Imagine still using a face mask in 2025.

Hmm, thanks, I guess.

All right, so God, that 1st of September ticket really does look quite juicy.

£258.

But that's another four weeks. Yeah, getting scared every time the door knocks.

Hmm, I don't know when to go. The 5th of August is also quite cheap for China Airlines flight.

I'm getting a bit cold.

I just want to let you know that due to longer processing times, your order is still not refunded. Yeah, I know.

Give me my fucking money, Amazon.

Where's my fucking money?

Duh. Bah.

£600.

Could save £350 by going in first September. Number.

720.

Next Tuesday?

No.

What about,

um, Friday?

800. Oh God, so expensive.

That hair

is crazy.

Oh God, it's expensive.

The one that's 4 weeks away, but I want to go now.

I'm not just going to be in the condo, I'm going to go on dates.

Meeting single mother Thai woman.

Layover 45 minutes.

That's not a long time to get to the gate.

Yeah, it would be a waste of August, which is quite a nice month in the UK, usually

quite warm. This July has been awful. It rained nearly the whole time.

Oh, market's tanking. I told you, look at that. See, I took profit exactly the right moment. I went short exactly at the right moment. Look, I shorted right at the top. I'm up £2.50.

I told you, didn't I? Oh my God, you guys just don't listen. I've been doing this for way too long

to not know what's up.

Um, August 29th.

That's why I don't have luggage. I just have my backpack. No fussing around getting luggage off planes and on planes.

Oh, 15th of August. Wow. £400 Scandinavian Airlines, just 3 hours in Oslo. That's pretty good. 15th of August.

You got 2 weeks to prepare.

£500 Lufthansa, 13th of August.

One hour in Munich. Munich.

10th of August, £600. Not much difference to the 5th of August flight.

£600.

I

keep thinking there's a cat sniffing my rubbish box, my trash can, my willy bin.

Hmm, £600, £400, or £250?

It's either the 5th of August, 15th of August, or 1st of September.

Uh, 7 AM though.

But I could go the day before and stream going to the airport and get a hotel. I'd probably make like $200.

7 AM, still really early though. I don't want that one.

No.

£600. I do like the Shenzhen Airline one. Look, £258.

You do 12-hour flight to Shenzhen. Oh, I thought it'd be a shorter flight if it's China, closer. And then 3 hours. You do 15 hours of flying. Jesus Christ. With 7-hour break in between.

You do 12 hours, which is like death, nearly. 12 hours on a plane. Oh my God.

I hate it.

Oh no, I said I would never fly China Airlines again.

Thai Airways. Oh, what? £550 direct? Thai Airways, 11

hours. Could get that.

I want to go Thai Airways. I don't like Chinese Airways. Last time I had a horrible time.

Yeah, I remember on the flight home I took China Airlines and I was sat next to this group of Chinese old women and they kept talking the whole time. They kept getting up as well to go get noodles or go to the toilet, and she was a big lady, kept nudging my elbow. Really annoying.

They like going overseas with their girlfriends when they're like 50 years old or Something with their husband's money.

15th of August, Thai Airways direct 747.

I wish people just didn't talk on

the plane. Being so close to so many people is hell on earth.

People smell, they're loud, they're fat. Oh my God, get me away.

Flying sucks. Makes me not want to go anymore.

Oh God, I feel like I don't want to go now. Thinking about airports and planes. Oh.

I really hate it.

Hmm.

Whoa, I'm up £6 on my short! Market tanked. Look at that, look at that! I told you.

Oh, look at that.

FOMC is easy to trade. You just go long when he's speaking, and then when he's done speaking, you go short.

Holy shit, it's tanking! Whoa,

look at that!

That's massive! I guess Traveling Trader was right then. If, uh, NASDAQ's tanking, gold's probably ripping.

But it's not. Oh, Traveling Trader was wrong.

Gold is flat.

Didn't he get stopped out breakeven?

Look, Travelling Trader was wrong. Look, gold's tanking too.

I wonder if he's raging on stream.

Earning season is here.

Are you ready to trade?

All the way, but that's all I needed there.

Um, so Yeah, made a little over—

made around $2K on that. If you want to see my executions, they're all here.

I bought 5, sold 35, then 5, then 10.

All of my live executions there. Again, this is public, and the dopest thing about public And we are so lucky to have them in the US

because the dopest thing about Public is it's the only platform that I know— no, I kept saying long gold, gold tank though.

Is he gonna rip her?

Nah, I'm still short.

I'll stick with my shorts.

What about this ticket? You know, buying a plane ticket, it's like this internal battle between wanting to save money but also not wanting to suffer.

Rude. Tough.

Look, 6 AM flight. No thanks.

Hmm, I'm thinking I might get public transport just because I don't want to be stuck in a car with a guy for 4 hours. What if I need to pee?

He might need to pee.

Tight airway. £1,000.

Oh, nice. 14th of August, they got Thai Airways Directs, £600. Not bad.

12 o'clock flight. I like the 9 o'clock flight more

because you would be sleepy, so you could sleep.

14th, looking good. About 13th.

Lufthansa, £500, one stop at Munich. That's actually pretty good because then it's only a 10-hour 50-minute flight from Germany.

13th of August. The Scandinavian ones, like 6 AM flight, 7 AM. I quite like— it's either direct flight with Thai Airways, £650. Lufthansa, £500, but one stop at Munich for just 1 hour and a half. Pretty good. I like that one best so far.

12th of August, Lufthansa, £500.

It seems like anything before the 12th gets more expensive.

12th, 12th looks pretty good.

Whoa, market's tanking.

What did Powell even say?

Gives me 12 days to prepare.

12 days, 2 weeks, I get paid another 2 times by Kick. That'd be another £2,200.

12th of August. It's a pretty good ticket. Um.

Might make dinner.

Thailand, 12th. I stay— I've also got to buy the Vietnam ticket, I guess. That's like £60.

I feel cold. Where's my Black jumper.

Worst summer ever. I was looking forward to it. I thought seaside and English countryside, nice and warm. But I bet it gets nice and warm when I leave. Typical. God, my legs hurt from riding Bulby.

I was riding him here in front of the mirror,

made a video.

I feel sad to leave. I don't understand my brain. I feel like I want to go to Thailand and I'm stuck here, but then when the idea of actually going comes, I feel sad to leave.

Now I feel kind of attached to this place, actually.

Do you know how much life sucks when you're just never happy with anything?

Oh, big fly.

I mean, who likes traveling and sitting on a plane?

Stupid thing.

Did it fly in here?

Let's just trap— I'll just trap it for now.

Something's stinks. I don't know if it's this, but that's not going to get taken until next week.

Oh,

venison steak.

Broccoli. Oh, put it there.

And garlic bread or chips? I might have chips.

Is this box empty?

Oh no.

Hmm. Hmm.

What, you think I only make 2K a month?

Oh Jesus, I guess you're late.

You want to see how much I really make?

This month's earnings, $6,000.

No, it's not less than I said.

How's it less than I said?

I said I made £7,000 in total this month. That £5,800 was just Kick.

The £7,000 was, uh, YouTube, OnlyFans, and also June, one week in June.

You said 7 and 8. Yeah, cuz

listen, it's not complicated, okay? I made £7,000 in this month, pounds, with Kick, YouTube, and OnlyFans. But with just Kick, I made $5,800 this month,

but one week of June was paid to me in July, so I count it as money that I got in July.

Stop calling me a liar just because you don't understand simple English.

I mean, yeah, it would suck. I've got to pay rent here whilst I'm in Thailand. I don't want to go to Thailand just for 2 weeks and come back again.

Yeah, the number I showed you is just for July, but the amount of money I received in July was all of July plus a week of June. So I made— I received £5,500.

Plus $970 in YouTube and $400 for OnlyFans.

No, I'm not counting June earnings for July.

I'm counting the one week of June as money I got in July because I got it in July, but that number was for July only.

Starting to piss me off.

For tax purposes, I put £7,000 received in July because that's when it entered my bank account.

No, I'm receiving all of it in July. The last week I made £1,060. I'm gonna get it tomorrow, which is still in July.

Yeah, but it does suck that I've got to pay rent here. But what am I going to do? I can't— if I move out, then I've got to stay in Asia forever. I can't come home.

What if I need to come home and like go to the dentist or, I don't know, get my prostate checked? Or what if I get cancer? I don't know, anything can happen where I might need to be home again. I don't want to go back to my mum's house, so— but I don't want to come back in

winter. That's the problem. I don't want to come back here when it's freezing cold, when the whole point of leaving was to get away from the freezing. It would make sense to leave in November and come back in March like I originally planned. But now I'm accelerating plans because number one, Crip's not coming, so that's out the

window. Number two, I'm scared of the police knocking on my door over nonsense. Number three, I want to be out the country before this hearing thing so I don't have to worry about it. And number four,

I don't know, bored.

The timing is all off though.

I don't want to be here in winter because it was horrible in February when I moved in here. I was freezing and I was spending so much on electricity having the heaters going. I was wearing 2 pairs of trousers, socks, slippers, my bathrobe, thick jumper, still freezing.

I hate being cold, but if you don't want to be cold in the UK, you've got to be out of the country from probably October until April. I think in March it wasn't too bad, like mid-March. You've got to be out of the country for 3, 5,

nearly 5 or 6— you're gonna be out of the country half the year if you want to avoid the

Cold. I'm thinking probably September makes more sense. No, I didn't weigh myself naked.

But yeah, I might get down to 47 soon.

And I'm 49.

I say US dollars because that's what it says on my dashboard. It doesn't say pounds, it's an American website.

Isn't it? Dollars is the main reserve currency of the world, so that's what people use. Like if I was French and I said, "Oh, I made ten thousand francs," you would be confused, wouldn't you? So for simplicity's sake, we just use dollars since that's what most of the world uses.

When Crypt kept saying Canadian dollars, I had no idea what she was talking about.

Weak immune system? I haven't been sick once all year. How many times you been sick this year?

I hope I don't get sick on the aeroplane. Have you ever gone on a plane and been sick from it? I haven't. I usually get sick at home, at my mum's house, nearing winter.

I did get really sick after I came back from Malaysia. I had that weird voice and had a cough for a month.

Sometimes I thought maybe I'll wear a face mask on the plane to avoid getting sick, but you end up taking it off anyway. It's hard to breathe. You gotta eat. When you're eating, you might inhale some virus.

Living like this is nice in a way because you never get sick. I hate being sick.

Boring.

Venison steaks, chopped and shaped lean venison and pork. Pork? Well, you didn't say pork on the thingy. It says venison. You should have put venison and pork. Got scammed.

56% venison, 24% pork. Okay, what's the other 25% then.

Uh, why are you mixing pork and venison?

Weird. I remember it's hard to find beef mince in Thailand. All they had was chicken mince.

Oh god, I don't know what to do.

I'm a bit scared of going to Thailand because I think it, it could trigger sadness.

I don't really know. In one hand,

I am drawn back there. On the other hand, I feel a bit scared I'm gonna be depressed.

But then if I don't go, what am I gonna do? Sit in my house every single day? Doing nothing.

Or should I try and find a girlfriend here and use my car and house?

I mean, I could try find a girlfriend now whilst I've got the house and car. Thailand will always be there later.

Surely Khan House could allow me to get a slightly better girlfriend.

I don't know what to do, this is the problem.

Are they flying the Chinook? I don't know where they're flying to.

I don't know what I want to do. I'm tired from trying to figure it out every day.

I don't know if I want to go. I mean, I do want to go, but then I also don't want to go. I want to go and don't want to go. I want to stay here, but I also want to leave.

I like my car. I don't want to ditch my car,

so that means I've got to stay here paying rent.

Oh my God, I don't know what's

there.

嗯。

Get tired trying to figure it out.

Initially, the whole point of going to Thailand was to save money, but now obviously it's not going to save money, it's going to cost money.

I mean, the initial idea was I get a visa and then leave here and then go,

not go whilst still renting this place.

I thought

life would be a lot cheaper and easier if I just moved there. No car, no house.

It is boring here. But it's also nice, as in it's quiet, and I like it here, and I do kind of like driving.

I want, I want this lifestyle but with a girlfriend to add some variety.

I could focus on getting a girlfriend here.

I want to watch shows and cuddle on the sofa.

I could try Bumble on my other phone. It just has to be done well so I don't get banned straight away.

And then I've got to tell— trying to explain to them what I do for a living. I thought I'd just say, oh, I was doing Every or Amazon and then I quit.

I said that to the other girl in 2022. She didn't question it. She said, oh, I'm not working currently.

Surely there's some, I don't know, 30-year-old loser girl living with her mom in Plymouth in a tiny little council flat.

Would love a boyfriend who has his own place and a car.

Pluck one fine lass out of either Plymouth or Exeter and bring her here.

I think Asia would result in a bunch of degen pump and dump experiences with girls I would not even want to date. I'd go on a nut rampage.

Now I've got no girlfriend holding me back.

I just go wild. Like, I don't have to hide anything now,

which is kind of what I wanted when I was in Japan last year.

But now I want what I had in Japan—

a relationship. And when I'm in a relationship, I don't want to be in it. Then when I lose it, I want to be in it again. It's so stupid.

嗯。

And then when I leave the UK, I start getting homesick and I miss the UK. I miss the way the roads look. The UK roads have a very unique look, like the bendiness and the road markings and the color of the tarmac.

The smell of the rain on the roads,

and then the food— bacon, nice bread.

Oh no.

No, I don't want a fake girlfriend. I want a real girlfriend.

Might make dinner.

The problem is I get into a relationship with a girl that I don't really find attractive, and then I feel unhappy because, you know, I'm dreaming about having a more attractive girlfriend.

And then I feel stuck in the relationship because now I feel guilty. But then when a hotter girl comes along, I bang her.

And then you might say, well, just don't get in a relationship with a girl you don't find attractive. But then I'll be single my whole life, wouldn't I?

I would have only had one girlfriend my whole life then if I did that.

Yeah, I was unhappy with me. I mean, I wasn't unhappy with her. I was unhappy with everything else, like where I was living.

I was not happy doing YouTube.

I felt stuck in Rotterdam. I hated Rotterdam.