Why I want to get back with my EX WIFE [fmuI3Uxi2tk]

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Hello.

Do you like my haircut? I cut my hair.

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Nice and neat, just like

me. Audio is bad.

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talking about? Nice and neat,

just like me. Sounds perfect. I think

your phone is broken. I think your

speakers are broken. I think you need new

speakers. Okay, so been

2 weeks since I last streamed. Got a lot

of things to talk about. Lots of things

happened. Where do we even

Um, so what do you think about my ex-wife?

Should I get back with her?

Why not, if she was up for it?

It's not like I have any better options.

So the only reason I decided to leave her

in the first place was because I felt like

at the time I had loads of options. I felt

like my channel was booming and all these

girls were interested in me who watched my

channel, and I was getting all these DMs

on Instagram every day from cute girls

going, hey Daniel, I heard you got

divorced. Why don't you come to this

country or that country? And then we could

meet up and do stuff. So I felt like I had

a bazillion options back then, and then

the whole you know what happened and

ruined my plans, and then my channel died,

and now no one's interested. I get I

literally get no messages on Instagram

anymore. I get maybe one a week. I got one

today from a girl I was chatting to last

year, but she lives in America. I'm just

not interested in American girls because I

don't want to ever go to America.

It's so annoying. A lot of these girls are

always American and they, they never seem

to be interested in leaving America.

Why do Americans always stay in America?

Why don't you travel? But I always have to

go to America if I wanted to meet any of

these girls, and I'm just not interested

in going to America ever.

I don't care how hot the girl is or

how many promises she makes. I would never

go to America. It's so expensive and weird

and big and looks kind of dangerous.

So now that my channel's dead and I don't

even get any girls messaging me on

Instagram or anything, and I'm banned on

pretty much every dating app— so annoying.

I got banned again on a dating

app that I managed to make a new account

on it back in May, and I was pretty happy

that it wasn't banned up until now. And

then I just went on it today and chatted

to a few people, and then I checked back

at it— checked back on it an hour later,

and I was banned. I don't get it. It was

not banned for the last few weeks when I

wasn't checking it, and then I just

decided to check on it today after weeks

of not checking it, and I get banned

today. So I've now been banned on Tinder

like 100 times, and I can make a new

account, but it costs me money because I

need to use a virtual number, and it costs

about It cost $2 to get a one-time use

virtual number, and it took quite

a lot of attempts to get back on Tinder,

so I had to burn through quite a lot of

these virtual numbers. I don't really want

to spend— keep spending money on virtual

numbers and then just get banned again.

So I can stay on the app without getting

banned for maybe a few weeks or a few

months at most, but it seems like I just

cannot not get banned again. They always

seem to find me again and then ban me

again. I don't get it. They're so

insistent on keeping me banned. It's so

shit. It's so frustrating because

dating apps were like the only way I could

get girls. Am I— what am I supposed to do

now? Walk into a bar and chat people up?

Go to a nightclub? I'm screwed. My

channel's dead. Every single dating app

has me on their blacklist and I get banned

straight away. How am I supposed to meet

So for those reasons, Chihiro should take

me back because the likeliness of me

cheating again is pretty much zero. How am

I gonna cheat if I don't even have Tinder

anymore? I'm literally banned on it, and

I've tried so hard to get back onto it.

Meet people by going to social gatherings.

Yeah, it seems like that's the only way

now. The number one thing I'm most scared

of in life is having to meet strangers. I

don't mind meeting strangers on a dating

app because I've been chatting to them for

a while, so we get to know each other for

a little bit before

meeting them, so it doesn't feel like a

complete stranger. But I can't just walk

into a a bar or place and go, hey, how are

you? I don't even know what to say. Hi,

um, I'm Daniel.

I feel like Tinder and these dating apps,

I feel like they're targeting incel-type

people to keep them off their apps, stop

them from scaring the women away, which I

guess makes sense from a business point of

view, but It's kind of unfair.

I had some girls on Tinder who were pretty

rude to me, so I was rude to them back and

I told them to fuck off and suck a D. And

that's probably one of the reasons why I

got reported. How'd you get banned

on dating apps? Because after I had a

one-night stand with this fat English

woman back in February, I think,

after I kind of ghosted her, My, my Tinder

account went weird and I felt like I got

ghosted because no one was replying to

anything and I didn't get any more

matches. And I thought, well, since I'm

obviously shadowbanned and I'm gonna have

to make a new account anyway to get around

the shadowban, might as well have some fun

and put a picture of my penis on my

profile pic. And I didn't think anything

would happen because I thought, well, I'm

shadowbanned, so how would anyone know if

I changed my pic? But apparently people

could see what I was doing on my profile

and people could see my messages. It's

just I couldn't see their replies. So I

put a picture of my penis on my profile

pic and then I got banned and

I thought, oh well, no big deal, I'll just

use a different app. It turns out nearly

every single dating app is owned by

Tinder. All of them,

nearly all of them. Bumble, Hinge,

Plenty of Fish, Grindr. What's the other

one? Match.com or

something. They're all owned by Tinder and

they all have the same database. So if you

get banned for doing something really bad

on one of them, they'll, they'll go out of

their way to keep you banned on every

single platform. It's so shit.

I didn't know that.

Stupid Match Group. How do they have a

monopoly on nearly every single dating

app? It's so unfair. The government needs

to step in and break up Match from owning

everything. It's so unfair how some

company can just come in and buy

everything up. Where's the competition

for Tinder? There is none because stupid

Match just buys them.

I wasn't really that bothered about dating

apps recently because let's face it, I

never get any attractive women when I

match people. All of the matches and dates

I got on Tinder and other apps before I

got banned, they're all ugly. So ugly.

Oh my God, why, why do I

keep matching really ugly people? I know

I'm not exactly the most handsome guy in

the world, but at least I'm not super,

super ugly, you know. I've got like, at

least I got a chin and my nose isn't like,

like, I don't know. I don't think my face

is too bad. Why can't I match girls who

have a similar kind of face to me? Then

I'd be happy. If I can match a girl who

has the same face as I do, I wouldn't be

complaining. But all these matches that I

got on dating apps were so unattractive.

And I just gave up because I just couldn't

match anyone who was kind of decent

looking. I have high standards? How is

it high standards to want to date someone

who looks like you? That's, that's just

having the same standards as your own

level. I don't understand why it's so hard

for me to find a date with a girl who's on

my level of attractiveness because I look

way better than these girls I went on

dates with. Some of these girls I went

on dates with, they're like 2 out of 10s.

I don't get it. If we're, if we're gonna

match, if we're saying that we go on dates

with people who are on the same level as

our own face, facial levels,

Why, why is that so hard for me?

I don't get it. So I kind of got fed up

with dating apps and I stopped using them

anyway. But it was— it felt like a nice

safety net to still be able to have access

to the dating apps. But now that I've been

banned on all of them now, even after I

got back onto a few after a few months of

not being banned, it did feel a bit like a

punch to the gut. Because dating

apps were the only way outside of my

channel that I could meet people. I

haven't stayed at guesthouses and made

friends in guesthouses since 2017. It's

been 5 years because I got married and

then had a wife and I was living with her,

so didn't have any need to live in

guesthouses. And then COVID happened. I

haven't actually socialized with a group

of people since 5 years.

The term you're looking for is looks

match. Yeah, I can never looks match with

any girls who are on like my same level of

looks. If it was same level as me,

she would be slim obviously because I'm

slim, so we'd be on even footing. If I'm

slim, then I should be able to match girls

who are slim. If I was fat, then I

wouldn't complain about matching fat girls

because I'd be like, well, I'm fat, so I

can't really complain about matching

fatties, but how come I can't match slim

girls? And then we— she should at

least look similar to me,

but no. None of the dates I

had this year were any good. I think I had

maybe one date in Scotland where she was

okay looking, but then she

wasn't interested. We went to a cocktail

bar And I touched her scalp. I tried to

like get near her, but she wasn't

interested. And then I asked her if she

wanted to come back to my hotel. She said

no. She was this Hong Kong

Chinese woman, girl living in Scotland.

I had a nice time with her at the cocktail

bar. I had 3 cocktails,

got a bit drunk.

Your arms look like girls' arms. I don't

show my skinniness in my profile pics.

You can't tell that I'm really skinny in

my profile pics because I take the picture

like this, like that. You can't tell.

But even then, I can never match anyone

decent looking. The best match I got was

Chihiro. That's why I married her,

because at the time I thought You know,

at the time the same thing was happening.

I was still matching really ugly and fat

girls all the time. And then I matched

Chihiro, and Chihiro was like the first

time I ever matched a woman on a dating

app who was decent looking, who was not

fat, had nice facial features, didn't have

like, I don't know, no chin and no

nose. She had a nice balanced looking

face. So I was pretty happy when I matched

Chihiro. And went on a date with her the

first time. And back then I wasn't

getting any girls from the channel

messaging me, and I was fed up with dating

apps, so I thought it would be a good idea

to get married. And then my stupid channel

blew up and I became kind of semi-famous.

And it turns out when you've got even a

tiny bit of fame, loads of girls will

suddenly be interested in you. Just

because of that, no other reason.

And but then when you lose the fame, they

will lose interest straight away. Easy

come, easy go. It's so

dumb. It's like I'm— you look at me now

and everyone will say, oh, you bring

nothing to the table, you got bad

personality, you got no money, blah blah

blah. They'll list off all these

negatives, but then I bet you anything if

tomorrow Uh, PewDiePie shouted me out,

and then one of my videos went viral, and

suddenly I was really famous. All of that

would change. Everyone would be like, oh

well, he's decent looking for his age,

and he's this and he's that, and he looks

okay and he's funny. All girls start

flocking back to me, wouldn't they? Fame

is so dumb. I hate it.

Oh, thanks, Dancho. Despite all

the hate you may get sometimes, you've

always kept it real, and for that you have

my respect. Cheers, mate. Such a nice

message.

Well, I feel like

there's, there's no point not being honest

with my thoughts anymore because I don't

have anything to lose. And most YouTubers

won't be able to talk like this because

they'll get cancelled. They'll have stupid

subreddits clipping everything and posting

stuff, and then other YouTubers will come

dogpiling in, criticizing them, making

videos about them. But no one cares about

what I say anymore because I'm basically a

dead channel at this point. I can

basically say anything I want to, no one

would care. Like, no channel is going to

react to it, no one's gonna Like try and

expose me. There's no consequences,

basically.

So in a way, it's liberating that I can

just speak my mind and not worry about it.

But then it's also kind of sad that no one

cares. It'd be nice if someone cared, you

know, just a little bit.

But that's the thing. You can't have the

cake and eat it. When people do care, you

got to be really careful and you can't say

anything because then you'll get canceled

and exposed. What was I saying?

Yeah, I'm just saying it's dumb how fame

works. If you just had fame on its own,

it suddenly changes how people view you so

much, even though fundamentally I'm still

the same person. Nothing really changed

Have I met Miyawaki Sakura?

No. Who's that? Is it a porn star?

You're a 2 out of 10 to the girls you

match with. No, I'm not a 2 out of 10.

There's, there's guys on Tinder who are

way more ugly. I've, I've pretended— okay,

once I made a Tinder account using my

ex-girlfriend's pics, and that's

pretending to be her, and I got thousands

of matches. And I can honestly say I think

I look way better than a lot of these

guys. These guys look weird, like they've

got a massive mole on their face, or

they've got a weird-looking nose, they've

got really bad hair. I look better than a

lot of guys on dating apps. It's just I

look too feminine. I look too boyish. I

don't look like a man. That's the problem.

Why do you think of a porn star first? I

don't know. Whenever I see a Japanese

woman's name, I instantly think, is that a

porn star? The only— I don't actually know

any famous Japanese people.

The only— I don't know.

The only reason I would see a Japanese

person's name is if people were talking

about JAV and porn stars.

Like a little brother. Yeah, that's,

that's what I've realized recently. I used

to feel complimented when people said how

young I looked. Now I just feel insulted

because when they say I look young,

They're not saying that I look good.

They're saying that I look like a kid,

like I look immature. I look not like

a man. As a man, it's not really great

when people say how young you look,

because that's the funny thing about the

English language. The word young can mean

a lot of things. It can mean you look

youthful or you look like a kid. You look

like a child. I don't think it generally

means that you've aged well, because I

thought it was a good thing when people

kept telling me how young I looked. But

they don't— they don't say young as in a

good way. Not that I think. They think

I look like a teenager. And then when I

say I'm like 33, they're shocked.

And they'll say, oh, you have such great

genes. What's your secret?

They're just saying that to be nice.

But I'd rather look like a man than a boy,

really. But I just don't look like a man.

I don't know why. Is it my hairstyle?

I think my hair's pretty short now.

I don't really know what I can do with my

hair. Wax it all up,

maybe.

I think it's just my face and my frame.

Your wife is remarried now. I really, I

really don't think she would marry again

after all of the work she had to go

through to get married to me and get all

my documents sorted and get all the visas

sorted, and then It didn't even last

longer than 2 years. I reckon she felt

like she just wasted all of her time. She

wasted like 5 years of her life on me

because we met in 2017 and then we

got divorced in 2020. That's nearly 4

years, isn't it?

All for nothing. Well, all for nothing

for her. I made a lot of money out of the

whole thing. If you look how many videos I

have with wife or married in it, you would

not believe how much money I made out

clickbaiting the marriage. It's so funny.

Why I hate my wife. Why my wife hates me.

How I met my wife. Why I regret meeting my

wife. It just— it worked so well for

such a long time. I mean,

it's still the number one thing that works

for the channel is stupid ex-wife stuff

now, isn't it? Name one thing on my

channel that does better than ex-wife.

Well, I guess my recent Do Not Come to

Japan video did quite well.

25K. Oh, thanks, best script.

What kind of countries? I am going to

Thailand next week. I'm pretty decided

on going to Thailand next week. I've got

nothing stopping me now. I've done my

driving. I took my mum to the hospital.

Um, yeah, the driving was the main thing

holding me back, but now I passed.

I got my license. Don't really have any

reason to stay at home. It's just,

it's been, it's been 2 years since I last

traveled alone and went on an adventure,

a solo adventure overseas. Last time I did

that, I mean, it wasn't even in 2020.

I don't know. Yeah, when Mila dumped me

the first time, I went to Germany, didn't

I? And I was technically single, so I

guess that was the last time before I got

back with Mila, when I went to Germany.

But that was 2020, May. It's been

over 2 years since I've had a solo

man adventure. Malaysia doesn't count

because I went with my family. Last year I

didn't go anywhere. I went to Manchester

and Scotland. I guess Scotland technically

counts as another country, but it's not

really. Oh, thanks,

iBrahim. Why don't you ask people to hit

the like button? Uh, because I have tried

it a few times, but it never really seemed

to make any difference. I could go, hey

guys, everyone click the like button now.

It doesn't make any difference. I don't

understand why every other YouTuber keeps

telling everyone to smash the like button.

Does it actually make a difference? I

don't really feel like it does from my

experience.

And I feel like I'm begging. I don't like

to beg. Even though my channel died, I'm

not gonna sit here and go, guys, can you

please, please press the like button and

press the bell? Please?

I'm gonna be homeless. Jokes aside,

Chihiro was maybe the one. Yeah,

that is one depressing thought. Is that I,

I probably really, really lucked out

matching her and getting married and

how everything just came together

timing-wise with the channel and the

videos and the Japan content. People were

really interested in it, but I

felt like I could do better. I felt like I

could get a younger girlfriend who was

more attractive and I thought the channel

would keep growing, and I thought the

channel would still be able to

interest people. Then stupid COVID

happened.

How much do I make now? Oh, well,

my channel makes like $800

a month now, and my OnlyFans

makes like $500 or $600. But my OnlyFans

is dying as well. I think people are

getting fed up with just seeing my bumhole

over and over. So I just do the same thing

over and over on OnlyFans. I bend over,

show my bum, uh, play with a few toys

and play with my willy, and that's about

it really. Sometimes get the love doll

out, but apart from that, I don't know

what else to do. They want me to have sex

with a guy, which I just don't want to do.

That's where I draw the line, is having

sex with a guy and putting it on OnlyFans.

That's just a bit too weird for me.

Is that enough for Thailand? Yeah, it

should be fine. But I've got a girlfriend

lined up in Thailand and hopefully she'll

like me when I meet her and then I can

just live with her. She lives alone. She

recently just got a new house renovated.

So I'll tell you about my Thai girlfriend.

She's— I don't know if I want to tell you

her exact age because people might try

finding her. Actually, I don't even know

her. I think she's like 35 or 36. I think

she's 35. I don't know her name, to be

honest. She did tell me her name 2 months

ago, but then I forgot it because it's

like a weird, really long Thai name. And

now I'm too scared to ask her what her

name is. I can't just say Uh, what was

your name again? After chatting to her for

2 months. So what do I do? I don't think

it really matters because I never use

people's names anyway. Something you'll

notice about me is I have this weird fear

of using people's names when talking to

them. I could— when I'm talking about

someone to someone else, I'll easily say,

oh, my friend Jimbo went

skydiving yesterday. But if I'm talking to

Jimbo, I'd never actually say Jimbo.

I only just realized it about maybe a year

ago. For some reason, I'm really scared of

using people's names directly to them.

It just feels really uncomfortable for

some reason. So she's about

35. She works in

the medical industry,

I think. Actually, what does she do? Like

some kind of company. I actually don't

know what she does. She works in a

company. She, she, she's on a computer a

lot of the time. Something about medicine.

I, I don't know what she does either, but

she has her own place that she recently

just purchased, so she's not poor,

and she got it completely renovated She

sent me lots of videos of it too, so I

know she's not faking it because she sends

me videos of, of everything she tells

me. So she says, for example, she's going

surfing with friends, and then she sends

me a video of her surfing with friends.

So she, she sends proof of everything she

says, so I believe her.

When you're talking in Japanese, you don't

say you, you say a name. Yeah,

but I somehow managed to not ever have to

say Chihiro when I was speaking to Chihiro

unless I absolutely needed to, because

usually when you're speaking in Japanese,

they just kind of assume that, that based

on the context of the conversation, you

don't actually have to say their name

because they'll have the context to know

what you're talking about. But when there

were times when she didn't know exactly

who I was talking about, then I might have

had to say Chihiro. But it's very rare.

You know what Chihiro used to call me?

She used to call me stupid fucking bitch.

But no, not really. She used to call me—

she used to call me Oddit, which is weird.

I never knew you could do that because I

kept referring to myself as Oddit. In

Japanese, she would say "俺は"

referring to me. She's not saying she's

not using it herself because that's like a

masculine way of saying "I." But when she

would say something about me to me, she

wouldn't say Daniel. She would say "俺,"

which was interesting.

And then when we had arguments, I would

call her "お前," which sounds so bad.

Call your wife "お前." And she's—

no, sometimes she used to call me anta,

which is short for anata.

What was I saying? Yeah, so the Thai

girlfriend, she has, um, a new place that

she got refurbished, and she got Wi-Fi

because I told her I need Wi-Fi for my

work. And what else?

She's very social. She's got like a

bazillion friends. Which I find a bit

off-putting. I don't, I don't know if it's

a good or bad thing.

It makes me feel a bit insecure if my

girlfriend has like 100 different friends

because then she's going to want me to

meet them and then she's also going to be

going out with friends all the time. She

is going out with friends all the time.

She's always saying stuff like, I'm going,

I went to lunch with my friends, I'm going

to Bangkok to see a group of friends.

She's really social. I told her

I don't have any friends and I'm not a

very social person. She said she was okay

with it. And she asked me, if, if I become

your girlfriend, would you control me?

Would you be okay with me going out with

my friends? I'd say, yeah, that's

completely fine. I'm not

really bothered as long as, as long as you

don't make me meet your friends. I hate

having to meet people's friends. Because

it's so forced. I don't really want to

meet her friends, but I can't say no, can

I? Also,

if one of her friends knows me, it's going

to blow my cover. I don't know how, how

well-known I'm going to be in Thailand. I

don't think I've got any Thai viewers. Is

anyone here Thai? I've pretty much got no

exposure to Thailand apart from that one,

this one Thai guy made a couple of videos

about me about 4 years ago, and they got

quite a lot of views. They got over

100,000 views and he was speaking Thai in

the video, but he actually messaged me

recently on email. He said that he took

the videos down, so he seems like he's a

nice guy. Because I don't understand what

he was saying in the video about me, I

assumed he was slagging me off and

badmouthing me, but it seems like he

doesn't hate me. He sent me a message

saying, I heard you're coming to Thailand,

so I took the videos down so you can have

some privacy, which is really nice.

Although it's kind of too late because

it's already been nearly 4 years and

people have already seen it. And I'm not

sure what he said about me. I think he

compared me to Elliot Rodger. I don't know

how well known Elliot Rodger was in

Thailand.

I keep putting my bottle there and it

blocks the light, so I don't know where to

put my bottle. Put it here.

So, um, yeah, the Thai girlfriend

has a lot of similarities with Chihiro

when I first met her. Same age,

independent, lives alone, has her own

jobs.

She—I won't have to financially support

her. But problems are she's got loads

of friends, and I'm a bit worried about

what she looks like. She looks nice in the

videos and the photos, but she keeps

saying her face is. She keeps

saying she's got a lot of. Pimples, which

I don't see, but then she could be hiding

them. And then she says that she

tried on some cream and she had an

allergic reaction to it and her face went

all red. And then she went to the doctors

and they treated the acne, but then there

are like red spots all over her face.

What if I turn up to Thailand and then I

meet her and her whole face is all red and

covered in spots? And then I've got to

pretend that I like her. Oh my God.

You don't know how depressing it is when

you meet someone you've been chatting to

online. You meet them in real life and

they just look terrible.

But you've got to pretend that you like

them because up until you met them,

you've been so flirty and lovey-dovey with

them, saying stuff like, oh, I like you,

can't wait to meet you. And then you meet

them and it's like, oh my God, what the

hell is this? That happened literally

every single time I met a girl from a

dating website or app. They never look as

good as you think they're gonna look. You

always feel shocked that that's what they

look like because you create this mental

image of what you think they look like,

and then they never look like that.

So I don't know. How unattractive she's

going to be. Hopefully she's not too bad

looking because I

need to actually buy the plane ticket

soon. Otherwise the

date's going to get closer and closer and

the ticket's going to get more and more

expensive, and then I've got to push the

date back. I've just got to buy it and go

because I'm getting I feel like I'm

getting too comfy at home. I've been

at home since February, since I got back

from Scotland, and it's just— it's

been so comfy being back home and not

stressed out about paying rent and having

a nice big house and garden. It's really

helped clear up my skin, if you've

noticed. And when I was in Manchester,

I was scared to show my face because my

skin was so bad. Just from

the stress of— it's not just stress of

paying the rent. It's also like

loneliness. Because in Manchester, I was

so alone. I felt like I had no one.

What am I drinking? Just drinking water.

When will I end sex tourism? When I get a

girlfriend who's not ugly and who actually

likes me and isn't annoying and I want to

be with for at least a few years.

I would happily settle down and just get

married and live with the person and have

put, put effort into the relationship. If

she was up to my standards.

Unfortunately, I can never meet a woman

who I'm happy with,

so I just have to keep going

on to the next one, don't I? I'm never

going to meet the perfect woman because

I'm not good enough. I don't make enough

money, I'm not good-looking enough, I

don't have the right personality,

so I'm never going to be happy because I

can't become the

person that I need to become to get what I

Would you cheat on her? No, if I really

like the girl genuinely, I wouldn't cheat,

and I proved that With Mila, I honestly

did not cheat with Mila. I mean, on Mila.

Even when the Essex girl was messaging me,

trying to you know the Essex girl was

flirting with me nonstop when I was with

Mila, and you probably thought, oh, I bet

you sent her a dick pic. I honestly didn't

flirt back with the Essex girl.

Not not joking, not lying here.

I really didn't. Chat to other girls when

I was with Mila, and I didn't even get a

prostitute or anything. I could have

easily got a call girl in Rotterdam,

but I had no interest because I was really

in love with Mila. That sounds so cheesy,

but it was true. I really genuinely liked

Mila. It wasn't fake or acting. And I felt

like when I was actually into a girl and

really liked her, then you just— you're

not interested in other women or having

sex with other women.

You didn't cheat on me because we were on

lockdown? No, in Rotterdam it wasn't

lockdown. Everyone was just doing normal

stuff in, in Rotterdam back then.

Everyone's going out shopping and stuff.

Oh, thanks, Ryan. I'm watching past

streams when in Düsseldorf. Düsseldorf.

Can't be as crazy as the German weirdo.

The German— was that German Girl 1?

Yeah, I think so. Most of you guys don't

know about German Girl 2 because I kept it

a secret. Now, German Girl 2

was not cheating on Mila because Mila

dumped me, remember? Back in April. So me

and Mila weren't together when I hooked up

with German Girl 2. We were on a break.

We weren't dating. But then Mila messaged

me again when I was in Germany, and then

we got back together. But at that point,

I had ditched German Girl 2 because I

didn't like her. So it doesn't count as

cheating. Oh, by the way, German Girl 2

messaged me, I think last month. It was

kind of out of the blue.

Apparently German Girl 2 got pregnant.

She said she met a guy from Hungary and

she's pregnant, but they're not married or

anything. And she asked me why didn't I

like her. I said to her, I was still

really into Mila and I didn't really feel

that attracted to you. She said she

understands and everything was cool. I

don't know why she messaged me though. It

was kind of random.

What other secrets are you keeping from

us? I don't think that was a secret. I

mentioned it quite a lot of times. It's

just I never made a video about it. She—

German Girl 2 is the one who made me sign

a contract at that, you know, that

triangle Airbnb. It was like a triangle

shape and I titled it I bought a house in

Germany or something. I got that Airbnb

with German girl too,

and it was so awkward. And she was like

nagging me and I got kind of annoyed. But

then she left to do university studies

with— at her house.

And then she came back a couple of hours

later with this handwritten contract to

make me promise I won't talk about her.

On my channel. And then she— I signed

it, she left, and then I said to her, I

don't want to meet again.

Oh, thanks. You got 99 problems, but AP

ain't one.

Yeah, not yet. But that's the problem when

you don't have any women problems, life

becomes really boring. I noticed my life

became so boring without having

relationship troubles without having a

woman to moan about. I don't really know

what to talk about.

Oh, thanks, Sober. Scale of 1 to 10, how

good was the cereal with Mila? To be

honest, it wasn't great. The cereal with

Chihiro was actually way better. I don't

know why.

It's weird because in the beginning with

Chihiro, the sex was, was also pretty bad,

pretty boring. But then after a while,

I'd say after about a year, it started to

get really good. She'd put her finger up

my you-know-what, and then she also became

very vocal. That was something also

interesting that I, I observed because she

never used to say anything during sex.

But then nearing the end of the marriage,

she started saying stuff like kimochi

and iku, which means I'm gonna cum. And I

never said— I never said anything about

how I like it when the woman says stuff

during sex because I'm not really that

interested. I'm not really that into women

talking during sex. I don't mind it, but

it doesn't really turn me on or anything.

But she just suddenly started saying stuff

during sex, which was interesting.

And then she would like put her finger in

and wiggle it, which I really liked. I got

Mila to do that too, but it just— it

wasn't quite the same.

So yeah, it was weird because I liked Mila

more on an emotional level and a physical

level. But the sex was better with

Chihiro. It doesn't really make sense,

does it?

Do I want to play League of Legends?

Why do you always ask me if I want to play

games that are boring? First you asked me

if I want to play VRChat. I want to play

Sea of Thieves. So that game's fun.

I like Sea of Thieves.

Can sail a boat. Who wants to make a crew?

We can get the galleon. I need three

members, and I'm the captain. I want three

crew members. You got to be a hot girl,

and I'm the captain on my ship. We'll be

in the sea, on the seas. No one around us.

We can get all naked on the ship.

That's my. Fantasy of becoming a pirate.

Who's seen that Black Mirror episode with

that creepy incel guy who makes a VR game

of himself where he's the captain of a

Star Trek ship and he has complete control

over his crew? But they kept it pretty

family-friendly because you would expect

him to like strip off the women and stuff,

but none of that rapey stuff happened.

What is Sea of Thieves? How do you not

know what Sea of Thieves is? It's like

a pirate game where you have a ship and

then you sail the seas and you do

thievery. You go to different islands and

you look for treasure, and then you sell

the treasure at outposts, and then you can

buy stuff for the ship and you can buy

costumes and outfits.

Chihiro is a cougar, she has experience.

Yeah, but it took a long time for me to

train her to do it how I like her to do

it. I'm not sure why it was so bad

in the beginning but then just got better

and better, because you'd think the

opposite happens, wouldn't you? Usually

you have the honeymoon phase where you're

really into them, and then over time you

get bored of them sexually. But the

opposite happened with me and Chihiro,

which was really weird considering

that I didn't really feel that attracted

to her. I felt like the sex was pretty

Someone else taught her. I don't know.

I feel like I'm the only guy who likes

getting fingered during sex. I feel like a

lot of other guys would think that's too

gay. Who here is a straight guy and would

never let even a girl penetrate them

because you feel like that's kind of gay?

I bet most straight guys either would

never try it or they'd be scared of trying

it. Or they would just not like it.

Is this clickbait or are you serious?

What, what even was the title again? I

forgot. It was, uh, Why I

Want to Get Back with My Ex-Wife. I mean,

yeah, I would. Wow, I've got on the views

thing it says 1,111. Are you kidding

me? It's on the,

um, stream manager page on analytics.

It says I've got 1,111 views.

It's so weird, the 1,111 thing. You know,

even my driving test was at 11 minutes

past 11 in the morning, and then

I look— I was looking for plane tickets

and the plane ticket price came to 1,111.

And 96 pence. That's so funny.

I'm seeing it everywhere. That means that

I'm on the right path for manifestation.

I'm, I'm on the right track to manifest my

I'm aligning with my Soul, my twin

flame. Who is my twin flame, Mila or

Chihiro? Maybe you can have 2 twin flames.

Maybe we're a triple, triple flame, a

triplet flame. Did I get my driver's

license? Yes, I did pass my driving

test with no minors at all. Not even one

minor. Can you believe it?

I thought I was pretty bad at driving,

and then I completely aced the driving

test, and I'm basically one of my

instructor's best students. I think,

yeah, the instructor, he said he's only

ever had about 5 students pass the test

with zero minors, and he's been a driving

instructor for decades. Isn't that so

funny? I had such bad lessons.

Where I made such bad mistakes, and then I

turn out to be one of his best ever

students. So weird.

Yesterday I drove my mum and my sister to

the hospital because my mum had a thing

checkup which involved medication,

so she wasn't allowed to drive back home.

So I had to drive us all back, which was

it was it was kind of. Exciting,

I guess. And it went

really well. I drove back really well

without any problems. The biggest problem

was there was a one-way street, 2-lane

one-way street, and we needed to turn

right. So I needed to get into the right

lane. But the right lane was packed full

of traffic and the left lane was pretty

much empty. So what do I do? I couldn't

get into the right lane. But if I started

slowing down on the left lane, people

behind me were overtaking and getting

pissed off at me. So I was forced to keep

going forwards, but thankfully someone let

me in on the right. They stopped and

they gave me a gap to get in. But if he

didn't do that, I would have been screwed.

I wouldn't be able to take the right turn.

So I don't know what I was supposed to do

in that situation.

Do I just sit on the left lane waiting to

get into the right lane even though I'm

blocking everyone behind me? Or do I just

miss the right turn and keep going

forwards? I, I don't know what I should

have done. There were people up ahead

in front of me trying to squeeze into the

right as well because we left the hospital

at around 5 PM rush hour,

and the entire town center was completely

jammed up. Pay attention to lanes next

time. I knew the lane was coming. I knew I

had to get into the right lane, but it was

completely jammed up. I couldn't get in

there. So it was like a normal road,

you know, one going that way, the other

one coming the other way, but then the

left lane kind of splits off to the left

and then the, the oncoming traffic splits

off to the right. So it's like that.

So I had to— we— I had to join in like

that, but then switch over to the other

side. It was really tricky.

That's never happened before where I had

to get into a lane, but it's completely

jammed, but the lane I'm in is completely

clear. And the people behind me want me to

keep going. I don't know, it's weird.

But apart from that, it was really good.

My sister said that she felt

completely safe with me driving.

It was fun driving my sister. I felt like

I got to show her all the stuff that I've

She said it was funny that I was driving.

I feel like no one ever expected me to be

able to drive. It's just that people just

thought, oh, that's Daniel, he doesn't

know how to drive. But now I do.

And it was a nice drive. It was evening,

sun was coming down, it was raining

slightly, so the roads were shiny and

wet. And people's headlights were on,

creating this kind of nice reflection in

the rain. Red, red brake

lights and headlights making nice

reflections in the rain on the road.

Looked really nice. But it wasn't heavy

rain, it's just like little light

sprinkling. And I did the parking really

well. Got to the hospital, I parked into a

bay Right into the middle of it, so

everything went really well. Yeah, I think

that's a nice conclusion to the driving

stuff. Ready to move on now from driving

and go to Thailand.

I'm not sure when I'll do driving again.

We'll have to see in the future if it ever

pops up. At least I have my driving

license. I could drive in Thailand,

but apparently Thailand has the most

dangerous roads in the entire world when

it comes to traffic accidents. I can't

believe it. I thought maybe India was the

most dangerous, but Thailand is the most

dangerous country in the entire world.

They have more deaths per capita or

whatever they use as a metric than any

other country in the world. It's crazy.

They're so bad at driving and they don't

care about the traffic rules or the

highway code and the Police don't even

bother to enforce the highway code because

everyone's breaking it all the time. It's

just impossible to enforce it and they're

just really laid back about it.

Yeah, it's a bit scary. So I don't think

I'd drive in Thailand. Maybe in Japan I

could drive because all I need to do is

get an international driving permit.

Thailand is seedy. Why are you going?

Because I've been chatting to this Thai

woman for about 2 months now and she seems

pretty legit and she's not bad looking.

I think she's not fat, she's pretty slim.

And I think she wants a lot of sex because

today she asked me, can I ask you a

question about sex? I said, okay. She

said, do you want a lot of sex?

She's weird. Weird question to ask.

I never bring up sex, but she's brought up

sex quite a few times now. And I said, I

think so. I don't want to say, yo, yo, I

love having sex 10 times a day. I just

kept it a bit vague. Don't want to say no,

I don't want— I'm not really interested in

sex, because I think she definitely wants

sex, but she wants to make sure that I'm

not just using her for sex. So I had to

try and make it seem like Yeah, I am

interested in sex, but I'm more

interested in you and your mind and your

personality. I hate it when women try and

shit test you by asking you these really

dumb questions, because as a guy, I know

what I'm supposed to say. Obviously, I'm

not— I know I'm not supposed to say, oh

yeah, I can't wait to fuck you 5 times a

night, baby. That's not what women want to

hear because they'll think, oh, he's just

using me for sex. I got to make her feel

like I'm interested in her personality and

her as a person, as a human being. But I'm

also attracted to you physically.

So I've got to— you've got to tread

carefully when they ask these stupid

questions like, oh, why do you like me?

I don't understand women sometimes. What

do they think they're going to achieve by

asking these really dumb questions?

Pretty much every single guy knows what

answer that they want to hear, and as a

guy, I'm not going to tell them an honest

answer because I know what they want to

hear. So I'm just going to say what they

want to hear instead of saying what I

really think, which is Well, yeah, I'm

mostly hoping that we're gonna fuck and

it's gonna be great. You can't say that.

Anyway, you gotta jump through the hoops

they give you, don't you? It's just like

when you go for a job interview, they ask

you dumb questions like, so why do you

want to work here? What is it

about this company that you want to work

for, where do you see yourself

in 5 years if I gave you the job?

And you got to think of an answer like,

oh, I want to see myself progress and

become more skillful at my job whilst also

helping the company achieve its goals.

And I want to become an integrated part of

the team and I want to be able to grow and

hopefully become a manager and really

provide value, blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah.

Stupid questions people ask.

What is the point? I just want the job

so you give me some fucking money so I can

buy some new Xbox games. I actually said

that when I was in my Early twenties. I

think I was twenty-one. I went for a job

interview at a Japanese restaurant when I

was on the working holiday visa, and he

was like, "So why do you want to work

here?" And I said, "Because I need money

to live." It was so bad.

Well, I think I said something like,

"生活をするためにお金が必要ですから." Because