Sad and Alone on Valentines day (in my CABIN)

For God's

sake.

Stupid internet.

Oh, for God's sake, damn stream.

Now I've lost

all my viewers.

Lost the damn connection in the cabin.

For some reason it just disconnected

itself from my phone, and then damn

YouTube just ended the stream without even

waiting for me to reconnect. Oh my

God, now I've got a split stream in into 2

bits. Hate it when that happens.

Well,

I guess back to the bedroom.

I don't get

it. I did a test stream on Twitch 2 days

ago and it was fine. I didn't lose

connection.

For some reason it just randomly

untethered itself from my phone.

See, this is why Twitch is better

sometimes. Twitch doesn't do this.

Twitch doesn't just end your stream and

then you gotta start a fresh one.

Might as well delete the first one.

Should I delete the first one?

What did it look like?

How much did it cost to build? I don't

know. I think of going to Greece. And then

Korea, because pretty sure Greece is

gonna— it looks okay. Why did it just

randomly disconnect? I had to stuff all my

stuff back into my bag and run back into

the house because it was raining.

Don't delete, but it doesn't stand up to

my quality of standards, my high standards

of quality for my content. Doesn't quite

meet them.

Hiding in my room is supposed to have

quality production value.

Hopefully the Wi-Fi here is okay. Because

my mum got a new box, a new Wi-Fi box.

It seems like it's better than the

previous one. I don't know if it's good.

Streaming okay now, isn't it?

Oh, where'd all the people go? Are they

all stuck on the other stream?

Maybe they're still on the first stream

just waiting. I don't get it.

I think they'll come back. Be patient.

Tell the people in the first one to come

here, the new one.

I knew I shouldn't have done a stream in

Back in the bedroom. So this is what my

bedroom looks like now.

It's not tracking.

There you go. As you

can see, I've been,

been sorting

out my luggage.

I'm trying to sort out what I want to

bring next time I travel because my bag

was just way too heavy. Next time, I

think, I think I just want to bring my

MacBook and then I don't know

if I want to bring my Switch. I don't know

what kind of gaming I want to do. I don't

want to bring my gaming laptop. It's just—

it's too heavy.

Oh, my back hurts. Why does my back hurt?

And I don't know where my little table has

gone. Remember I had a little table?

After I left last time, my mum came in And

then moved stuff around and put stuff in

here. I lost my kettle. The— she put

the kettle in the cabin. And my mirror.

My pro streamer laptop. My pro streamer

Am I gonna play Lost Ark? I tried it, but

it was pretty boring. I don't know why

everyone loves it. Asmongold on Twitch

streams it. He has 200,000 viewers on his

stream. It's just like a

top-down hack-and-slash generic MMO.

What's so great about it? Doesn't look

special. It looks so boring.

I tried it for about half an hour and the

combat is just like spam left mouse button

and then spam your abilities randomly.

The only good thing about it is the girls

in the character creation menu are really

hot and cute. They have that kind of Asian

Jap— JRPG kind of look that I like.

Oh, I'm gonna get my stuff back on my bag

now.

They spend. I don't don't like it when

people don't prioritize internet.

I remember when I first moved into

Chihiro's place and she didn't even have

Wi-Fi. I said, "How do you not have

Wi-Fi?" She was like, "I don't know. I

just use my phone data." And then my other

Japanese girlfriend was like that too.

She had no wired internet, just used her

phone. And then she didn't even have a

smartphone. She had like a flip phone from

the 1990s. I can't believe

people live like that in Japan. Everyone

thinks Japan's so high-tech, and then you

got women in their 30s without even an

internet connection or even a smartphone.

That chlamydia girlfriend, she just had

like a flip phone to send emails and text.

I couldn't believe it. No computers, no

smartphone, nothing. Not even Wi-Fi. What

do you do all day? She just said she just

comes home after work and watches TV.

People still living like it's 1999.

Internet is always the most important

thing you gotta get sorted out. I don't

care about anything else.

I guess I have to change the title because

I'm not in the cabin.

Yeah, it's just amazing so many Japanese

people just don't live off don't live on

the internet. They don't use the internet

much. They just watch TV, they rent DVDs

at Staia, they just

use text messages.

Japan's a very weird country. In some ways

they are quite advanced technologically,

but then in so many weird and random ways.

They're so far behind everyone else in the

Oh, now I don't have my kettle here to

make my pot noodles. My mum put the kettle

in the cabin.

Okay, I think this is good, isn't it? So

hopefully the stream doesn't get

interrupted again. I hate when my stream

gets interrupted like that.

Now this stream is going to get less views

because some of the views are stuck on

the first stream. It's only 600 views.

Might as well just delete it.

What do I think of ASMR?

I don't know how to do it. People say that

my voice would be good for it, but then

every time I make a video with ASMR in the

title, it just gets rubbish views.

So I don't know, I need to go viral with

an ASMR video to get an ASMR audience to

make it worth doing. And in order to get

an ASMR viral, I have to keep making ASMR

videos over and over again, but then my

current audience are going to find that

boring and and then they'll stop watching,

and then it's like a gamble. Do I gamble

my remaining audience now to try and get

an ASMR audience? I'd have to make a whole

new channel. That's why switching content

is such a risk, because I still have some

viewers left on this channel even though

it's a lot smaller now.

But if I just suddenly switch my content,

they're not going to watch the new

content. And then I'm kind of gambling

that the new content will find a new

audience, but there's no guarantee that it

will. I might not get a new audience and

lose my current audience, then I lost

everything.

So that is the trick with YouTube. People

keep saying to change your content, but

then if I change it too much, then I risk

losing my current audience, and then— ah,

that's why you gotta start a new channel,

really.

Well, what is ASMR content anyway? If what

I do now is good ASMR, then isn't that

ASMR content in itself? It's just not

packaged as ASMR content. I don't want to

do ASMR, like that weird eating stuff.

It's just stupid, and it doesn't get

views. Unless you get really lucky in the

algorithm,

which I don't get lucky unfortunately,

unless it's a trending topic. If it's a

trending topic, then yeah, I do get some

views doing that, but ASMR is not

trending,

just like mukbangs are not trending. I've

done so many mukbangs, but none of them

ever get good views.

But then when I clickbait a video game, I

get 80k views, 50k views. I don't get it.

Video games are really easy because they

trend, they have massive hype. But where's

the hype behind mukbang and ASMR? There's

none. There's just like the people who

already know and like who they watch.

I think video games are a safe bet because

I don't even have to play the video game.

I just say, oh, this game's trash. And

then if it's trending and hyped up, it

gets views. My Lost Ark video now is

getting pretty good views now.

How much do I make off YouTube? I make

about £1,500 a month.

Pretty good considering that I lost

most of my audience. Somehow managed to

keep it going.

Okay, how am I gonna stream? I'm not gonna

sit like this the whole time, just hurting

Maybe I can sit like this.

This is quite comfy.

How many OnlyFans subs do I have? I've got

about 100.

I've managed to maintain 100 members on

OnlyFans since last year when I got that

male love doll. Since that video, I

haven't made a video promoting the

OnlyFans. I managed to get them to stick

around, which is pretty good. I don't

really want to have to keep promoting the

OnlyFans because it's a bit

embarrassing having to publicly announce I

do OnlyFans over and over.

If I put more effort into trying to drive

traffic to it, I could probably get more,

but I feel like 100 members is a pretty

good amount, and they keep coming back.

Sometimes they cancel for a few months,

but then they come back later. So I

reckon I got a pretty good fan base for

OnlyFans. Pretty decent size. I just got

to keep up the content and keep,

keep uploading frequently. Keep them

happy. If I keep them happy, they'll keep

I made quite a lot of backup OnlyFans

content when I was, I was in Scotland, so

I've got quite a lot of material to last

me. I just don't really want to make stuff

here. It's a bit weird. Then my mum might

get angry. So hopefully I've got enough

material to last me until I go traveling

again. This camera is so great for doing

OnlyFans because I can link it up to the

laptop and I can place it to get the good

angle that I want, and then I can look at

myself on the screen whilst I'm doing my

business. And I find it kind of hot to

watch myself whilst I'm doing it.

Plus I can see what it looks like whilst

it's being filmed. When it's on the phone,

the phone was kind of small and my

eyesight's not great, so I had to have it

far away. I couldn't really see what it

looked like until I stopped filming

and then had the phone in front of my

face. So this is quite a nice setup,

having the camera separate from, from the

computer.

Am I gay? Not yet. Would you—

if you just could never get girlfriends

ever again, would you rather be gay or

just accept being single? I don't know.

I would have to be so desperate for action

to want to do it with a guy. I'm not

saying it wouldn't feel good. I bet it

does feel good. It's just It just seems

kind of awkward, especially after you

finish. I would just want them to be gone.

I just want them to leave. I don't really

want like a naked guy around me.

I just— I don't find that very attractive.

Would have been great if I did because it

just seems so much easier to be gay. If

you're gay, you don't have to have— you

don't have to worry about any of the

requirements you need to have in order to

get a girlfriend. Like being able to

drive, having a good job, being socially

respected in society, being macho.

None of those things matter if you're gay.

Gay guys don't give a crap what your job

is or if you're unemployed. They just want

to smash your backside in. That's what I

wish women were like, but women are always

like, oh no, here comes my incel rant.

Better stop myself.

Women are like, oh, I don't want to date a

guy who does OnlyFans. As if that will

stop a gay guy. Gay guy would be like,

oh, let's do it together, let's film stuff

Oh, my mum's home.

Oh, that's just the gypsies. Here's the

Irish. Apparently Jimmy Carr's in a lot of

trouble with the gypsies because he made a

joke that I probably shouldn't repeat

because it might get me in trouble. But

basically he was insinuating that it was a

positive that the you-know-whats got

you-know-whatted during the you-know-what,

which I don't know how to feel about it

because I I am a bit of a Jimmy Carr fan.

I like his comedy and I like his very edgy

stuff. It's just that seems like it's

going a bit far. I don't know how— where

I'd find the comedy in that. I don't

know, I haven't actually seen the joke. I

think he says something like, they say

there's safety in numbers, try turning

that to blah blah blah blah blah.

It just made me think, why, why would he

make a joke like that in this day and age

where people get cancelled left, right,

and centre? It seems like he wants to get

cancelled. It just seems like he's bored

and he wants to get cancelled.

Even I know not to say stuff like that,

and I've already been cancelled. I already

disgusted my main audience and they left

me. So I mean, I guess the good thing

about having a dead channel is I can

pretty much say anything I want at this

point, because the people— you guys who

are still left, you've probably heard the

worst stuff I've said and you're still

around, so I don't know what else worse I

could say. To, to make my channel even

more deader. Well, I guess there are a few

things, but even I won't go that far.

Why are we talking about this? Oh yeah,

because I said it was the gypsies coming

home. They don't seem too troublesome

these days. They seem quite mellow.

That's a pretty good one. I won't tell you

why. Because it might count as doxxing.

That's pretty good. I wish I could explain

to you why that's funny, because the

name of the— nothing.

Wow, so much smoke comes out of this pipe.

My room looks like a mess. I have all

these different tripods. I got a new cable

for my Blue Yeti as well. I might plug in

the Blue Yeti. Remember this? When I used

to care about my audio quality.

Kind of stopped caring. I mean, it sounds

pretty good on this MacBook, I think.

Oh wow, thank you! Can you give a birthday

shout out to my boy Hamish? He's a super

fan. Happy birthday, my boy Hamish!

Hope you have a great one.

What happened to the cigar? It's here.

Now I've got a cigar and a pipe.

See, that much smoke comes out of the

cigar, but then it

just looks thicker from the pipe. I need

to refit it.

The cigar is a vape. Yes,

I got a bit worried because I was smoking

the cigar in one of the hotels, which is

kind of dumb. I'm surprised no one

reported me for smoking I'm giving the

haters ideas now. But they could have

reported me for smoking in the room and I

might have gotten in trouble. I could have

explained to them it's just a vape. I'm

pretty sure vapes are okay, but the cigar

looks kind of realistic. Did I

get Chihiro a birthday gift? No,

decided not to. I wasted

£600. Do you know how much that Apple

Watch cost me? That I bought her last

year. It was like £600.

It was a brand new Apple Watch 6, I think,

at the time. And I got her this pink

braided strap that goes with it. I don't

know what she did with it because in her

new Instagram pictures she's not wearing

it. I feel like she might have sold

it because she seems like she has a new

guy. Well, otherwise why would you go to

some romantic island? Unless you're with a

guy. Traitor,

these women are. All betrayed me.

No loyalty.

I feel so used and abandoned.

Her new boy forbade her wearing it. Maybe

she probably stopped wearing it because

it— wouldn't it be weird if you got a new

partner and then you're wearing something

your ex got you?

If I had a girlfriend and she was wearing

a watch her ex got her, I don't

know, would I care? I don't feel like I

would care.

Or maybe she just didn't like using it.

Maybe she just didn't really use it much

and preferred the analog watch.

What happened with the last stream? For

some reason, the laptop disconnected

itself from my phone.

Oh, I don't know how to sit.

Maybe I sit in the chair. I put the camera

Oh, that's not bad. You can swivel

around as well.

Didn't really plan this because I was

going to stream in the cabin.

In my cabin.

I don't know how to sit now. That's,

that's quite nice actually, like this.

We've got to find a comfortable position

for the next 8 hours. It is 6 o'clock,

so 6 hours until midnight. I can do a

6-hour stream. Don't you have tables?

Yeah, but my table's full of stuff. Look,

why won't

it go down?

Look at that gaming monitor, 36-inch

curved gaming monitor. Hooked it up to

my Razer Blade laptop.

So I don't use my old PC anymore. My Core

i5 GTX 1060 is now obsolete.

I'd rather use my laptop because it's

better. I want to get one of those small

keyboards, the 60% gaming mechanical

keyboards. My keyboard's too big, it takes

up too much space, and I don't even use

the the number— the keypad or the function

buttons. So all this space, and it's got

like a massive chin bit here, the bezel's

too wide. I don't know why I got that

keyboard. I want to get one of those tiny

little rectangle ones. They look cute,

but I can't justify the price.

They're like £50 to £80, and I barely type

Just takes up too much room on the desk.

I've got my lamp I got last year.

Oh,

there's a

spider!

Oh, I hate these spiders,

these big thick ones. Can you see it?

Those are the worst spiders. They always

come out around this time of year. They

get really big and then they just sit in

the corner of the room. I always check the

corner of my ceiling because sometimes—

one time I woke up and there was a massive

one right above me. Got out the vacuum

cleaner.

How does this happen? Look at that,

it was in my bag for 2 seconds and it's

already tangled up.

Stupid wires.

I unplugged my charger to bring it

downstairs to the cabin.

Yeah, look at that, very pretty.

It's like a little lava stone.

I feel out of breath now.

Kill the spider? Not on stream. Remember

when I got a strike for that stupid

cockroach? God, I was so upset with that.

Because the first time they gave me a

strike, I appealed it and they said, oh,

it was our mistake. They took away the

strike. And then a couple months later,

they gave me the strike again for the same

thing. And then I appealed again.

They said, sorry, this is against

YouTube's rules. Maybe the rules changed

since I first appealed for it.

But then you look at YouTube now to search

cockroach pests, and then you'll find

loads of videos of people killing

cockroaches.

YouTube's never been fair to me.

Can you do an updated video about what you

think of Elvis?

Um, I think the same as before.

Why is he trash?

He tweeted about me a couple weeks ago.

He said Daniel's back to his BS.

It was when I made that Ice Poseidon

video. What do you mean back? I never

stopped with the BS. My whole channel is

just pure BS, but for some reason people

take it so seriously.

You should tweet stuff. I retweet that

Pokémon porn stuff. That's pretty hot.

There's this Pokémon Twitter person.

He makes these really hot Pokémon graphics

of girls getting smashed.

Is it serious or not? I don't make serious

videos. None of my videos are serious.

They're all tongue-in-cheek parody kind of

trolling videos.

I haven't really done serious videos since

the 2017.

My streams are serious because it's just

me chatting. I'm not like faking anything

when I stream because there's no point.

If you watch people like Dylan the Hacker,

CopperCab, Bichi-kunbi, then you'll kind

of understand what— where I'm coming

from, what kind of humor I have. But no

one gets it. Everyone's like, oh, at first

I thought he was a troll. That's what

annoys me so much. I don't know if it

annoys me or if it makes me feel like I'm

doing a good job if they don't realize

that I'm trolling, but I get so many

comments saying, at first I thought he was

a troll. But then I realized he was

serious. Oh my God, he's so dumb. He's so

stupid. What a weirdo.

How come they were so sure I was a troll

in the beginning and then they changed

Yeah, it's a bit annoying because

Especially when you've got like boomer

family and relatives who don't understand

it and they think I'm having a mental

breakdown on the internet. They think I

need to go for therapy and I'm a psycho

and I'm a weirdo and they pity me. It's

just content, for Christ's sake. I don't

need to take it so seriously.

You're not the funniest person on earth.

Well, a lot of people found some of my

videos pretty funny, so I don't know what

you're talking about. I don't tell jokes.

The joke is me. I am the joke.

And The video content and the title,

they're not like witty jokes. It's just,

it's like situational,

situational humor, like getting

dumped and then getting a sex doll and

then getting an infection. Well, I think

a lot of people did find that funny. Even

that Tosh Zero guy shared it on his

Facebook, so he must have thought it's

pretty funny as well.

It's very hard to explain the humor if you

don't get it. You either get it or you

don't get it. There's 2 types of people:

people who get it, and then the people who

get triggered and then feel the need to

start insulting me, or the

idiots who feel the need to to point out

that it's fake, who think they're so

smart. They're like, oh, I've figured out

it's fake because he didn't actually sleep

in the cabin. You can tell because he woke

up with his glasses on. Oh my God,

they think they're intelligent or

something because they figured out it's

fake. They say,

oh, it says 10 AM in the morning he woke

up, but when you look at the sunlight and

the shadow it's casting, it's obvious that

using my triangulation knowledge, it's

actually 2 PM in the afternoon. He's

faking it! I got him!

Wow, well done. Bravo.

The funniest video was the Scottish girl

this year. Yeah, that was pretty funny.

I'm pretty surprised that I did that,

to be honest, because it really took

breaking down some mental walls that I

built up after Mila left me. Because after

Mila broke up with me, I felt like I

wanted to change and become a better

person to try and attract a new girl. So I

started building these new mental blocks

and foundations to stop myself doing the

stuff that I used to do. After a year of

trying that and realizing it didn't get me

anywhere, I was like, fuck this, I'm, I'm

tearing these walls down. I'm exposing

this Scottish girl on stream. I'm gonna

show the whole phone call, and I don't

care if she gets upset or if it makes me

look stupid. I'm done caring.

It didn't get me anywhere. Just made my

channel die. I couldn't get dates anyway.

What's the point? I'm now trying to

deconstruct what Mida did to me mentally.

Fuck everyone. If you upset me, I'm

putting it all on YouTube. You've been

warned, so just don't upset me, okay?

They upset me and annoy me, and then

they're all shocked and surprised that I

bitched about them on the stream.

Oh, I can't believe you did that, Daniel.

What about our friendship? Yeah, what

about bringing bloody Alan to our date

that I did not agree to?

What about friend-zoning me and chatting

to other guys whilst you're sleeping in my

bed? Get the fuck out.

Stupid girls treat me like a doormat and

then expect me to keep my mouth shut. I'm

not keeping nothing shut no more. No more

nice guy. I'm done.

I'm going back to scumbag Daniel.

So first act of scumbag Daniel. Yes, me

and the blonde girl did have sex in

Manchester several times actually,

and I put the videos back up. So you want

to go back and watch the birthday cake

stuff, you can now watch it again. The

Uniqlo video is back up. Not listening

to anyone. I don't owe you.

Made my channel die. It didn't even get

lots of sex out of it. For what? For what

benefit am I gaining from doing nothing?

Just now my channel's dead. I don't have

any girlfriends anyway.

What was the video title? I think it was I

made handmade birthday gifts for my new

girl, something like that.

She wanted to stay at my place because she

had noisy neighbors, so I said yes, and

then I let her come over to stay for a

week thinking it might lead somewhere,

and then it still didn't really lead

anywhere, and then she said she didn't

want to have sex again because she felt

and that it wasn't supposed to have

happened.

She said she felt like she was cheating on

her ex-boyfriend. What do you mean? He

cheated on you and you're not even with

him anymore. Who cares? How do you feel

like you're cheating?

Gosh, she was so annoying.

I just— I feel like it's so unfair if

women do that to men because

men get all excited thinking, oh, the girl

likes me, we're gonna have Cereal,

lots and lots, and she's gonna be my new

girlfriend. But then really,

she's like all obsessed with her

ex and stuff and

not really interested in you.

That's what you have female friends for.

That's why you shouldn't have male

friends. If you need like someone to hang

out with and tell your problems to and

sleep with for comfort, you do

that with a female friend, not with a guy

who hasn't had sex in a while.

She said she wanted like a platonic

friendship with intimacy but no sex,

even though we already did it.

I don't get it. This just makes no sense.

Thought she was brunette. Well, she was,

but her hair was dyed blonde, so it looks

So I am spilling all secrets. Ask me

anything. I don't owe anyone anything,

and I get nothing out of keeping these

secrets anymore. Screw all of you.

Getting my vengeance.

Oh, thank you. Rate the cereal with blonde

girl on a scale of 1 to 10 and her body 1

to 10. I'd say the cereal would

be a 6.2 out of 10, and her body

I would give her 7.1. She had quite a nice

body. She had pretty big boobs, probably

the biggest boobs I experienced so far.

She was probably the whitest girl I ever

slept with. On the scale of whiteness.

It's just, it was a shame that she wasn't

actually blonde, but looked

blonde enough with the dyed hair.

I'd like a blonde girlfriend next with

blue eyes and that kind of, that orangey

tan glow.

Where can I get blonde girlfriend? Blonde

and 5 foot 9.

She's whiter than pure. Yes, I feel like

on the scale of whiteness,

where pure whiteness would be like blonde

eyes and blue hair— no, wait, what?

Blue hair? No, blonde hair and blue eyes

would be like maximum whiteness, and then

lower down the scale or further away from

that spectrum would be brunettes and then

more olive skin. Blue, blue eyes,

blue hair and blonde eyes.

That's funny.

Tell us the details about Mila's

international drug smuggling. Um,

well, Mila never said that she did it,

but she said her friend would smuggle

cocaine into Korea.

She said she would hide it up her bumhole

and then she would sell it. She would make

like $14K in a month.

The people who Mina hung out with were

crazy, like drug smuggling levels of

craziness.

I can't believe they do that. Like actual

cocaine and marijuana.

And you know how much trouble you'd get

into if they caught you in Korea or Japan

doing that stuff? They'd put you in

prison.

But damn, that money. 14K just for doing

one job.

That's, um, not a bad bit of money.

14K is nothing. Yeah, I wouldn't

risk going to jail and being banned from

Korea just for 14K.

I mean, you probably have to be fairly

desperate just for

14K. What would they do? Would they

ban you for— what about that guy who was

secretly filming The ladies. He was in

prison for 2 years, but did they ban him

from coming back? I'd be so upset

if I got banned from Japan or Korea.

How— if you're a foreigner and you're in

prison in Korea, how do you even function?

Do they speak English in Korean prison?

They'll just have like really tough prison

wardens who don't speak English and

they'll just yell at you in Korean. Maybe

you have to learn fast. I can't imagine he

has a translator following him around.

Was Pia smelly? And describe the scent,

compare it to something. I don't really

remember the smell.

I wouldn't say she's smelly. I'm probably

more smelly because I've been wearing the

same socks for a week now. Um, I haven't

washed my clothing in, in months. I've

been wearing this same jumper for like 4

months now. I got this in Liverpool for

the girl I was gonna meet there, and I

never took it off. I went to Liverpool in

December, didn't I?

But I wash the shirts under the jumper,

so the jumper never touches my skin, so I

think it smells fine. I wash the shirts

Underneath. And I washed these black

trousers when I was in the hotel.

Remember I did that stream and I forgot my

clothing was in there and all of the

clothing was wet? I forgot again. After I

ended the stream, I was going to start up

the dryer overnight, but I forgot again.

I woke up the next morning, all my

clothing was soaked in there. I had to

squeeze out the water into the sink, and

the black trousers were just full of

water. I had to squeeze it all into the

bathtub, and then I just put all of the

wet stuff over the radiators and it dried

out pretty well.

I just— I hate washing my trousers because

I like these trousers. They're really

comfy. They fit my waist. My other

trousers are just not very comfy.

I should have bought 2. Mila started

wearing my black trousers and I got a bit

upset because I was scared she was going

to tear them or break them.

And it was so hard getting good trousers

because I'm not short, but my waist is

really skinny. So if I get tight

waist trousers, they're too short, but

then if I get trousers for my length,

they're too big, the waist.

So it's really hard for me to find

trousers. I remember going to Vietnam and

they had my waist size, but then the legs

were really short because it's like

Vietnamese men are short but they're wide.

Why does he hate America? I don't hate

America, it's just it doesn't look

interesting or exotic, and it looks really

expensive, and it looks dangerous. I've

watched too much American drama and Ice

Poseidon streams. Just looks a bit crazy.

Have you taken drugs before? I had a

brownie and I got high in

Amsterdam.

What do you think of the new HMR Reddit?

And tell the truth, how often do you read

it? I don't read it. It's always the same

nonsense, like Daniel thinks blah blah

blah, Daniel doesn't understand blah blah

blah, Daniel's new video only got 4K

views.

It's just annoying.

Do you know what else is annoying? Every

time I come back home, people start

whining. In the comment section saying,

oh, I'd be mortified if my 30-year-old son

lived in my garden. I don't

live here.

I spent the last 8 months away in

Manchester and Scotland.

I spent the previous year in Amsterdam— in

Rotterdam. I spent the previous years

before that living in Japan. I came back

here for like a few months at most, and

then I move on. Go somewhere new.

But then when I go somewhere, they're

like, why is he wasting money on being in

this place? Why doesn't he just go back

home where he doesn't have to pay rent?

And then when I do come home, they're

like, oh, why is he living with his mum?

What do you think of the new HMR Reddit?

And tell the truth, how often do you read

it? Whoops, I pressed it again. No, I

don't read it. It's just dumb. I think

there's 2 camps of people: the people who

think I'm wasting my money when I travel,

and then the people who think I'm shameful

for coming back to my mum's house.

It's not the same person, it's just

different groups of people, I guess. But

it's just annoying. No matter what I do,

there's like a group of people whining

about what I do. I don't just stay here

forever, do I? I stay here for a few

months, then I plan some place to travel

to. Now of

all the people saying how shameful it is,

how embarrassed they would be if they had

a son. Wait, am I

streaming? It says I got disconnected.

Testing. I think I got some kind of

warning. I think it's fine. What was I

saying? Yeah, no matter what I do,

I've always got some group of people

whining, insulting me. If I travel, I'm

wasting money, and according to them, I'm

not even going anywhere. When I

do, I just don't film it.

It's Sabrina.

What will you do when Mum sells the house?

She's not selling the house. Why would she

build so much stuff and then sell it?

If the house gets sold, I'll be a

millionaire.

So maybe it won't be so bad. I'll put all

my money into McDonald's stock. You wasted

£400 on a ticket? No, I did that to, to

make a viral video. Yeah, it only has 4K

views now, but you give it a few years,

it might get picked up in the algorithm.

Plus I made some spicy OnlyFans that

should cover the cost.

If you whine in the videos— I never whined

in the video about coming back home. I

always enjoy and look forward to coming

home, being back in my bedroom again.

It's nice. It's nice to come back

once in a while.

Wow, why is the chat flooding in like

this? So I think I'll probably stay at

home for maybe 4 months max. Save up

money. Should be able to save up 10,000 in

4 months, and then we'll blow it all again

in the hopes of getting some action and a

new girlfriend.

The ultimate goal would be to get a new

girlfriend, and then I won't have to keep

going to places to meet different people.

Then I could travel the world with my new

girlfriend making exciting vlogging

content, and then life would be easy.

Have I really run out of money? Well, my

bank accounts are dangerously low,

but I still have all my stock investments.

Oh, thanks, Eastern Traveler.

What is a run? Come to Romania, Daniel.

Cheap rent and good food. But is it safe

from Putin? And do

they like Asian guys? I don't know if that

Serbian woman still wants to meet.

Remember I matched her friend in Edinburgh

and then she hooks— she links me up with

her Serbian friend, but we

only spoke once. She said she was coming

to England in March,

but I'm not staying in Edinburgh until

It's Sabrina. I love getting smashed by

coons. What's a coon?

Kevin Cooney.

I don't know why there's so many people

who are hostile to me. When I come

home, are they just jealous that I get to

have— I get to sit in a really nice house

not working and

I don't have to pay rent and

then I make money off YouTube? But I'm

working making videos. Why don't people

see that as work? Why do people just see

me as not working and lazy? You know, I

spent all day yesterday making videos. I

made my Lost Ark review. I made my second

cabin video.

Why won't people accept that that is my

work? That's what I do for work. I make

videos.

I'm working now. We're on the first

hour. We've got another 7 hours left

working my balls off here, and then people

just judging me all the time.

They say I've got a good life and stuff.

I know I've got a good life. I never said

I didn't have a good life. I got a great

life. It's just, uh, I can't get

a girlfriend. That's the main problem.

Unlike the rabbits in Watership Down,

when they, they escaped to Watership Down,

they got this amazing home on the hill

with a big tree overseeing all of the

danger that could be coming, but they got

no women, they got no does.

And then yeah, they could have just stayed

on the hill without any women and be

safe and comfy But that's boring, so they

go and steal the women from the other

rabbits' place, and then they have a

rabbit war.

Who's seen Watership Down? I recommend you

watch it, it's really good.

It explains that basically the only

important thing in life is acquire

resources and shelter, and then the women.

That's what every single organism on this

planet does.

It finds shelter, it finds resources and

food, and then it multiplies, and then it

dies. And I don't care how clever you are

or how spiritual you are, when it comes

down to the bare fundamentals, that's all

life is. That's what every living creature

is aspiring for.

This is not about multiplying, it's about

cereal. Well, yeah, it's because my brain

is biologically wired to make me depressed

if I'm not having cereal. I don't feel

depressed not knowing— I don't feel

depressed knowing that I'm not gonna have

kids because I don't really care about

having kids or not because I'm probably

mentally ill. Do you think it's mental

illness if you don't want kids? Surely

it's not normal to not want to have kids,

because if it was normal, the species

would just go extinct, wouldn't it?

Maybe it's a mental illness.

Oh, I think my mum's making lamb.

The tricky thing about streaming at home

is food, because I

kind of want to go downstairs

and watch TV and have dinner, not

streaming. But then I want to do an 8-hour

stream, so I have to bring the food up

here. Should I go downstairs

stream with my mom for dinner? I don't

think she would like it. People would just

be nitpicking everything. Oh, why does

your mom do this? Why does your mom eat

It's like food. I don't really care about

my cells being replenished. I don't really

think about the nutrients going into my

body and then rebuilding cells and muscle

fibers. I want to eat because I'm fucking

hungry and it tastes fucking good. A big

steak with chips and a beer. That makes

me salivate. I'm not thinking of all the

nutrients. I'm going to get all this iron

and potassium into my bloodstream.

Because it tastes good. I want to

stuff that steak in my mouth.

It's like animals. Do you think animals

are thinking about having babies and

reproducing when they get horny? No, they

just get horny, and then it's like

biologically driven to want to Have sex.

Why do I always end up talking about

sex every bloody stream?

Let's talk about something else, because

when I watch back my streams and I click

around, I'm always talking about sex or

girls or something stupid.

It's because people keep, keep questioning

me why this and why that. Why is it so

important? Why do you need it?

And then I feel like I keep having to

explain why.

Am I helping with the mortgage? The

mortgage was paid off like 20 years ago.

There's no mortgage.

I paid for my own food. I think that's

good enough. I got my Tesco delivery

yesterday. I got 40 bottles of Actimel

probiotic yogurt for my yeast infection,

and I got Beyond Meat burgers.

I had a really good Beyond Meat burger

today— lunch— today for lunch.

And I got toasted sesame buns, toasted the

sesame buns, put in the Beyond Burger,

put some avocado, cucumber, and had some

Twiglets. Tastes so good. I think it was

the best lunch I've had in ages. Those

Beyond Meat burgers are so good. It tastes

better than meat.

They've got this weird taste in it that's

really nice. And the texture—

I feel like the texture is better than

real meat.

Who else likes Twiglets? They taste like

Marmite. They're like these baked wheat

snacks. I don't know if you'd say they're

crisps. They're like wheat baked things,

but they taste like Marmite. They're very

bitter, and I used to hate them as a kid,

but I really like them now. They've got

this tangy bitterness.

And those vegetarian chicken fillets I got

in Aldi were really good. I used to have

them every day. And the vegan sausage,

those were really good too. I'm really,

um, liking the plant-based foods that are

coming out because I don't have to worry

about cooking it in the middle like stupid

meat. You always gotta worry if the

middle's cooked or not. The problem

is they're just kind of expensive. Beyond

Meat for 2 burgers is about £4 or £5,

but I could get 4 beef patties for £4, £1

each. So they're not doing a very good job

on the price front if they want to compete

with meat. They got to make them cheaper.

How is meat cheaper than these plant-based

stuff that's just grown in the lab?

I don't care if it's healthy or not, it

just tastes good.

Why don't you go vegan? Because I still

like meat. I like bacon and eggs and

cheese and steak.

So what else is annoying me? Yeah, I get

annoyed when, when I come back home and

then people see my house and they go, oh,

that's how he affords not having to get a

job, his family's rich. My family's not

rich, and, and they never send me money.

They don't send me money every month as,

as pocket money or something. I used to

get pocket money when I was a kid. I got

£20 a month.

Do people think my mum just sends me

thousands of pounds every month? This is

really stupid.

What's your realistic next destination?

I'm thinking Greece and then Korea.

Definitely Korea because Korea is cheap

and I think it should be easy to get into.

And it's just, I don't know, the dating

culture there looks difficult. I didn't

really have much luck the first time I

went after I left Chihiro. I had

some dates but it didn't really go

anywhere. I don't really feel like Korean

women are very casual.

For some reason, Japanese women, it's

really easy to get them to come to a

hotel, and it's really easy to smash on

the first date. But Korea and other

countries are way harder.

I just feel like Korean girls are very

conservative, and you

gotta go on 20 dates before you can even

touch them.

I don't think I have to do quarantine

because I've got, I've got the COVID um,

the COVID card jab thing, the vaccine

card. I don't know if that counts as the

passport. Can we meet in

Korea? Maybe.

I'm gonna meet Eugene again. He said we

could meet again. He's back in Korea.

Maybe George will come back to Korea too.

I had a great time in Korea, to be honest,

meeting different people. Met quite a lot

of viewers. Met that French girl as well,

remember? The one with the big boobs.

Went ice skating with her, and she sent me

a message saying that she might be okay

with giving me blowjobs? What? I didn't

even ask. And then she just randomly

messaged me saying, if we become closer as

friends, I think I could maybe consider

giving you occasional hand— handjobs and

blowjobs. This just came out of nowhere.

And then next she was saying, actually, I

think I'm a lesbian. Can you introduce me

to that girl you went on a date with? And

then I blocked her because she was

annoying. I'm not introducing you to my

date. I want her. If I can't get her, I'm

not going to let you have her.

And then she never gave me any handjobs or

blowjobs.

She was weird.

I felt like she was trolling me.

She said, after I met you, I realized that

I'm a lesbian. She must be trolling.

Why is she trolling me? I thought we had a

nice date.

Maybe Mila will be back in Korea too.

Korea is a very small place. It wouldn't

be that surprising to just bump into her

if you're in that Itaewon party place. I

bet Mina hangs out in that Itaewon place

where all the foreigners go to club and

get drunk. You'd probably hear Mina from 2

miles away shouting. I bet you anything it

wouldn't be hard to track her down at all.

You just hang around Itaewon at like 10

PM, 11 PM at night when the foreigners are

allowed back in to come party. You

probably just hear some Dutch girl