visiting Japanese pet shop in Osaka [Dquj4U2N3CY]

Testing.

Testing.

Is it working?

So many kids around here, it's kind of

hard to stream, but I really want to

stream here.

I don't know what this is.

What are you supposed to do on this? Sit

on it like a horse.

For some reason I had to go live twice.

The first time didn't work.

I think it's working now. Do you like my

stream title?

Yeah,

no rain today. It's a bit windy though.

Also high UV. Get sunburnt.

Where are you going?

Um, do you remember when I got those

goldfish? I found out where we got the

goldfish. I'm outside of it now.

I just went in to scout ahead.

They play music, but the music's

kind of quiet.

So I'm not sure if it will pick up on

YouTube. I thought we'd go in anyway.

They used to have a big owl, but I

couldn't find it.

I remember it was kind of hard getting

here because we had to walk all the way

north to Hankyu Sen Hankyu Line. And then

get off at the next stop and then change

at that one and then get on a different

train to go north here. And then it was

really hot, it was like July, it was like

July in summer.

And then we bought a lot of stuff— fish

tanks, plants,

equipment— and then we had to carry— I

mean, I had to carry it all back. We ended

up getting a taxi back because it was all

so heavy and hot. And then I had a

tantrum. I don't know why I got mad. I

wanted to get fish, just wanted to get

like a little bowl and put a goldfish in

it. I didn't realize you had to get all

this stuff like a pump, filter. So we came

here and then ended

up having to spend loads of money, like

¥20,000 I think, getting a tank, a pump,

a filter. Chemical stuff you put

in the water,

the gravel.

And then I got mad because it didn't go

how I was expecting it to go. I ended up

just buying stuff off Amazon to make my

own fish tank.

I don't know why back then I had this idea

to just get like a little bowl and put a

little fish in it and see it swim around.

I didn't realize there's a lot of

preparation, and then I was gonna just let

it go in the river. There's all these

stupid kids here running around smashing

sticks. The kids here are like weird.

I don't know, something wrong with them.

Really hyperactive.

There's this random kid there just

whacking trees with a stick.

All these kids out here too.

So that's the pet store and all these

stupid kids running around outside of it.

I don't know if you want to go in the pet

store. Do you want to go in the pet store?

So that's the pet store we came to.

See if my stream works in the store.

Pet Amigo World.

Okay, I'll show you the pet store quickly,

but I don't think you'll be interested.

They got cats and dogs here.

I don't know if

I can film in here.

It's, uh,

¥840,000.

Look how expensive it is.

They look sad stuck in these little boxes.

They only have dogs. Maybe there's cats.

I don't think they have cats. I just saw

dogs.

Oh no,

I'm lagging. Do you think it will lag less

if I go upstairs?

I guess I have to leave if it's lagging.

It might be better upstairs, I'm not sure.

It's a brick building, so maybe the

Signal's weak. Okay, here's the rabbits

and hamsters, and the fish store's over

there. That's where I got the goldfish.

This is the rabbit.

Well, is it less laggy up here?

They used

to have a big owl. Now they just have

little parrots. Parrots. Oh, they got

these big beetles, look,

size of a mouse.

That's a beetle.

Disgusting. Look how big these are.

Oh,

look at this.

The whole

app crashed. It just froze when I tried

zooming in.

Okay, go back to the lizard. It's weird,

I tried zooming in, the whole app crashed.

There's a lizard.

That lizard crashed my app.

Really? That's where I got the goldfish.

No one's told me to not film, so I guess

it's fine. Oh, look at this beetle. I

better not show that. It reminds me of the

cockroach on its back. Uh, they're so

big.

This place looks exactly the same as 5

I want to go into the fish shop, but

there's a man there.

And they have a bunny.

Let's go

in the fish shop. So this is where I got

the goldfish.

We came here and

I was looking at tanks and stuff,

and then I ended up getting one of these

tanks. I think I got this

one.

This small one,

that's the goldfish.

I remember standing here and the Japanese

guy was explaining— oh,

my app thing crashed again.

Ah, my phone's getting really hot. Hold

on, it's still streaming but I can't see

the chat. Why is my phone 40

The stream's not going very well, is it?

I think it's because it's warm in here.

Oh, look, the goldfish are here.

I think we got one of these.

There's a big goldfish here. It's hiding.

Damn, my phone's getting really hot. 41

degrees now. Why is it so hot today?

Wait, I can look on my iPhone.

Buy one and let it free. No, so expensive.

I can't open the chat because my phone's

Yeah, anyway, we came here, we got the

goldfish 5 years ago,

and they have Thai betta fish here as

well.

I wonder why I didn't get a betta fish

instead of a goldfish.

They're more interesting.

I wonder what's out there.

Hmm, so that was the famous fish shop

where I got the goldfish. Very

interesting.

My phone's getting really hot.

42 degrees now. It's weird.

I'm getting a bit scared here because it's

like the shopping mall where I nearly got

beat up. The rooftop thing.

See if the wind cools my phone down a bit.

Yeah, I remember paying for the fish over

that counter, then we came down these

escalators,

but I think you guys aren't really

interested in the pet shop.

Didn't he kill his fish? No.

I got 3 goldfish. I think one of them died

a couple years ago, not when I was there,

so it wasn't my fault. I wasn't even

there. If I was there to look after it,

it wouldn't have died.

They have to be alone. What, the betta

fish. Wait, I want to disable the

secondary connection since we're outside.

I only needed it inside cuz I knew inside

would be a bit tricky. Oops, back up.

Oh, I fixed it.

It's weird. The fish shop must be really

warm in there because my phone got very

hot very quickly. Now there's

a bit of breeze out here, it's cooling

down. Uh, no, my SIM has 50 gigabytes.

I've only got 6 left, but this is like a

solid brick building, which is kind of

rare for Japan. So it was kind of laggy

and it was hot and my phone overheated and

the app crashed. Not very smooth.

But yeah, in case you wanted to know where

I got the goldfish, it was here. This is a

very stressful day. I don't know why I

just suddenly got this idea. I thought,

oh, wouldn't it be funny if I just

randomly bought a fish?

Ended up getting dragged to this pet

store, and then I had to spend like

¥20,000 on all this stuff that I didn't

even want. Oh my God, it's like a gang of

teenage boys coming up behind me.

I had to spend like ¥20,000 to get all the

stuff. 3— I don't know why we got 3

goldfish instead of just one.

I didn't even want goldfish. I wanted

those tiny little fish. I think goldfish

are kind of ugly.

Where are you? It's kind of— yeah, I guess

it's kind of like a mall with a big pet

I ended up just buying all the aquarium

stuff that I really wanted off Amazon.

And then ditching the other one.

Don't really care about goldfish.

When I get back to the UK, I'm gonna buy a

fish tank and just put plants in it,

maybe put something like a fish, maybe

later. I don't know,

maybe my mum will drive me.

To the pet shop. I don't know where

there's a pet shop in the UK. I just

wanted a nice tank and get like a light

and put some plants in it.

Maybe I'll get some little worms from

outside and put it in the fish tank. If

you get like a little cup of pond water,

it's going to be full of little microbes

and bug eggs and stuff, and it'll hatch in

the tank.

You can drive yourself? I'm not insured on

my mom's car.

That's the annoying thing. You can't— I

mean, technically you're not supposed to

drive other people's cars unless you're

insured, but people do it anyway.

My mum's friend drives her car sometimes,

but she's not insured,

so if they had a crash, she might be in

trouble with insurance.

Your jar of pond water died. Oh yeah, I

scooped out a jar of pond water from my

garden. Did everything die? I forgot what

happened.

That was so gross. I didn't realize there

are little worms swimming around in ponds.

Are they some kind of parasite?

It turned brown, everything stopped

moving. I wonder why. I'm guessing

the water— there was not enough water

for all of the organisms in it.

Yeah, maybe I get a fish tank when I get

home, put it in my bedroom. Quite like

having a fish tank.

I want a tadpole and then get a little

frog, grow a frog out of it.

I think I deleted the goldfish video

because I got mad. It got really bad

views, like 11K views, I think, because I

can't find it. I'm pretty sure I vlogged

coming to the fish shop and then setting

up the fish tank, but I think it only got

11-12K views. I got mad, I deleted it.

That's why I made the fake drama. I tried

making normal vlogs, I got mad cuz people

didn't watch it, and I was like, well,

screw you, I'm going to make some stupid

fake clickbait then. That's why I kept

doing the fake stuff.

It was like my revenge.

And people didn't want to see me just

doing like a boring vlog. They wanted some

stupid content like I

cheated, or I don't know. It's really

frustrating.

Can you show us your face now?

I'm very spotty.

I've got a lot of spots right now.

The spot's getting a lot smaller. I think

tomorrow it'll be nearly gone. It's

basically flat, it's just like a bit

crusty.

Yeah, maybe we go walking. I haven't been

to Itami before, so I thought we'd go

there. Oh, hi, Blood Bucket.

Wow, ¥800. Thanks. So today I

just came to the pet shop, the pet shop

where I got those goldfish. Do you

remember the goldfish I had when I was

married?

I already went inside. It's kind of

dangerous going in there because my stream

kept lagging and then it got really hot.

My streaming app froze. I had to restart

it. It went straight to 42 degrees when I

was walking around in the fish shop. I

came outside, now it went down to 35

degrees. It was a bit of a mess. Trying to

stream in there. Oh wow, thanks, Blood

Bucket. Hello, dear son. What adventures

are in store for us today? Are you feeling

better recently? I heard you

were down, down bad.

I'm being very careful here because this

is kind of like That shopping center where

I nearly got beat up. You want to be

careful around these areas. A lot of

delinquents like to hang around here, but

this place seems kind of dead, so I might

be fine. Yeah, I'm kind of depressed too.

I was watching my old YouTube videos and I

felt kind of bummed out. I was watching

my Christmas vlogs.

It was so funny back then,

so I came here for some nostalgia.

Pressed by

children. That was my Point

the camera at the— that's what I'm saying,

you point the camera at the wrong person,

you gotta be careful.

The annoying thing is if I was a girl and

they saw me filming them, they wouldn't

have thought anything of it, but just

because I'm a guy, they automatically

think, oh, pervert.

Not much else to do here, I guess.

The goldfish story is not very complex.

That's why I feel kind of scared around

girls recently, because I feel like they

think I'm up to no good or something.

You even look towards a cute girl and you

feel like, oh my God, everyone thinks I'm

a perv. Look, look down, look away.

I feel nervous now.

I'm not even doing anything.

Oh, what's that stupid announcement voice

going over?

Okay, maybe we leave here. Which way? I

want to go north to Itami City.

How do we get

that?

Open compass.

North. Where's north? North is right.

Amigo. It's weird because I remember this

place being massive. I kept saying it was

a big pet shop. I just went in there and

it's tiny, but it's weird. All the things

or places I remember in the past seem much

bigger than they actually are.

Let's go. Boring.

It says on my Google Maps, you visited

this place 5 years ago, and I thought,

that's funny. Didn't even realize Google

was recording where I was going back then.

Well, now we've visited it 1 minute ago.

Get one last look at it.

Those children have gone. So you come in

around here.

And then you go in there. It's kind

of strange, it's made out of brick. It

looks like real brick as well.

I don't think— oh, there's a size area

here. The problem with brick is it's

not very good for streams.

Signals. Goodbye, pet shop. I wonder

if all the goldfish are dead now.

I think there were 2 left, but one was

sick. I think goldfish, they get

sick very easily.

Okay, another 40,000 steps. Get ready,

guys.

Maybe in the archive the goldfish video is

there.

Always gotta clickbait the titles. Yeah,

it's not working very well though.

What other title would work? I feel like

I've exhausted all the my life is over

titles. Well, it's better

than I went to a fish shop. Going to the

pet store. Would you click

on my stream if it was called going to the

pet store? To be honest,

I'm wearing

more layers today. It's kind of cold

today. I had my heater on like 28 degrees

all day, and I stepped outside and it was

freezing.

Da da da da da da da da.

Maybe if I ask my girlfriend, she might

give me permission to stream with Sunny.

But even if I could, I don't really know

what we would do. We've done everything.

What would you want me to do if I streamed

with Sunny again?

Cereal. Well, I can't do that on stream,

can I? Oh,

it's cold. Japan weather's weird.

It'll get hot, then rain, then cold again,

then hot again. What's this?

It's so funny to think back then I went

here to come get fish to make a video,

and then it only got 15K views and I got

mad. And rage delete it. And now I can't

even get 10k views anymore. If I got 15k

views now, I'd be so happy.

And back then I'd be like, oh, 15k views,

rubbish, stupid viewers. If it's

not 50k or more, it's not good enough,

instant delete. Kind of dumb,

isn't it? Maybe if I left it up and gave

it some time, it might have picked up more

views later. Who knows if

I accidentally deleted a potential viral

video. Oh, uh, thanks Gerald.

I keep tripping up over the pavement.

Stop being boring. How? I don't know what

to do. I'm trying to get Hong Kong Guy on

stream. Hopefully he can meet

on the 17th.

There's this other Jap— I mean, he's not

Japanese. I think he's half Japanese,

half English, but I met him in a guest

house like 10 years ago. He messaged me

today. I told him I'm in Japan.

He seems like he would like to meet, but

probably not on stream. But you guys don't

know who he is. I've never talked about

him. There's nothing to talk about. I just

met him at a guest house. We hung out like

once. I went to his house once.

We played video games. We played

PlanetSide 2,

so that would be fun for me, but you guys

probably won't care.

Hmm, so I think we walk north 5 hours and

then south back 5 hours again.

There's one more place I want to know

about. I went to— you know when I bought

the sofa at Nitori? I don't remember

which, which Nitori it was, but it was

like a really big one on a very fancy

street. I wouldn't mind going back there

again, but I don't think I'd stream it. I

don't think I'd get connection inside of

Nitori. It's a big building. Seems like

the bigger the building is the more I lag

inside of the building.

So I try not to go into big buildings if I

Cereal with Hong Kong guy. You guys want

weird content. I don't know why so many of

you want me to be gay as well. Not gonna

I want to find where I got the sofa. They

might still have the same one.

I don't know why it's that interesting if

I have gay sex or not,

because you're not gonna see it. I would

just say, oh, I had gay sex, it was really

good, or it was really bad, and then

that'll be it.

Look, that's me in 30 years. That guy

there, that's me in 20 years.

No, maybe 30 years with my backpack.

I'd look basically the same, but all my

hair would be gray and I'd have a wrinkly

face, still walking around streaming.

That's so sad.

I really hope I never have to do this

Get food. Yeah, I need to get food. I'm

starving. I've only had a sandwich.

I might get McDonald's.

Check out Itami, see if it's any good.

Why are there

so many people? What's down there?

Weird.

No, I don't think McDonald's is giving me

pimples because

my face was pretty clear up until the last

time I went to a bar, which was on—

no, Sunday. It was when I was at the bar,

I felt the lump forming on my face,

but it didn't last too long. It's nearly

all healed up. Look,

it's just a little bit

red. It's all flat

now. Just needs to scab over and heal.

I slept quite well last night. Everyone

went to bed basically around the

time I went to bed. It was a good night.

So I guess we got a new person living next

to me. He's not— definitely not Sri

Lankan. He looks white, like very

light-skinned. Maybe he's Turkish or

something because he's got a big nose and

I couldn't understand the language he was

speaking. I'm thinking like

around the Turkey area, Armenia.

Maybe he's Middle Eastern. You know, some

Middle Eastern people, they're not brown,

they're kind of white looking but with a

bigger nose. He looked kind of scary. He

was like standing in the shower room in

front of the mirror with his shirt off,

and he saw me looking through the crack of

the door into the mirror, and we made eye

contact. He looked like a psycho. They're

just standing there naked.

I don't know why the people in there don't

shut the door when they're using it. The

American guy does it too. He'll go into

the bathroom area and he doesn't shut the

or he'll go have a piss and he won't shut

the door to the toilet. He'll just stand

there using it like he urinal.

Weird. He had like a— the new guy had like

a very short hairstyle, kind of like

shaved, buzzed, um,

bit of a beard, not a big beard,

very hairy chest.

I don't know if he's like here to try and

get a girlfriend. Really doubt any

Japanese girl is going to want to date

Doubt they could get married with him.

Bet they can't find a wife in 2 weeks.

No one's ever broken my record.

Some people are here for years, they can't

get any girlfriends, and they don't have

anxiety or anything weird like I do.

Sucks to be them, I guess.

Well, I don't think the guest house

manager is going to put guys with girls.

Because it'd be kind of— I mean, if you're

a girl, you'd be kind of creeped out,

wouldn't you? Having to live with 2 other

guys in basically what's the same

apartment and share the same shower.

If I was a girl, I'd be a bit weirded out.

They might try and sneak in your room.

Get in your bed.

So I think they just put guys with guys,

girls with girls. I wish they

put quiet guys with quiet guys and noisy

guys with the noisy guys so they can all

irritate each other. I wonder what happens

if the American guy was put together with

another really annoying loud guy. Would

they end up fighting?

Hmm, quite a nice neighborhood.

Pavements and roads are quite good. I rate

it 6 out of 10.

I like these buildings. Looks very neat

and modern. Nice clean design,

but not too boring. It's got like a nice

contrast of black and white. Complements

each other nicely.

Oh, you know the pocket Wi-Fi company?

They just randomly charged me $60 off my

credit card. I messaged them asking, give

me my money back. I don't even know why

they took my money.

They didn't reply. I sent an email saying,

why'd you take my money? I already paid

for this pocket Wi-Fi not even a month

ago, so I don't know what the charge

is about. Must be an accident.

Oh, thanks, James. Get chicken gizzards.

Uh, disgusting.

Do a chargeback. Yeah, I can do that

because of it's a credit card, isn't it?

Kind of annoying. I went onto my account,

I pressed order history, it said $63

charged today, but it doesn't say why.

Usually it says why, like you rented a

pocket Wi-Fi or you accidentally forgot

to return the cable and you paid back the

money. This says blank, $63,

auto renewal.

It's really annoying. You check your bank

account and then your money's been taken.

You don't remember why,

or you don't remember that you signed— you

don't, you don't remember you signed up to

some app or subscription a year ago. Oh,

thanks. I'll try.

You check your bank account and it keeps

saying your money has been paid out for

this and that, and you don't remember

signing up for it. I tried going through

everything, canceling everything.

Can't wait for another 8-hour Skitso

monologue stream. I know you guys love

this.

But what else should I do? I can't vlog.

I can't vlog in my room because it's too

noisy, and I can't really— to vlog, you

need like a story, like a sequence

of events that's happening in your life

that you can vlog about. I've got nothing

happening in my life. There's literally

nothing to vlog about.

When there's loads of stuff happening,

like you got kicked out, getting married,

getting divorced, this happened, that

happened, then vlogging is great because

you just make a 10-minute video explaining

what happened.

But when you've got nothing going on,

then it's kind kind of difficult. Oh,

thanks, James.

Get ramen mukbang stream.

I don't know, last time I got ramen, I had

to mute the stream because there's music,

and then everyone left my stream.

Yeah, I used to be very lazy. I'd just do

maybe 5 minutes of talking and then 5

minutes of cooking, then 2 minutes of

but I really don't know, don't know what

Hence the 10-hour endless walking

livestreams.

Listen to Gary. Ramen mukbangs.

Dream. This guy doesn't respect his fans.

You're ignoring me. What did you say?

It's just saying I'm gay. I'm not gay.

I'm saying I have no life developments to

make videos about apart

from My girlfriend's

coming to Tokyo, then I'm going back home.

No, I'm not gay.

Maybe if it was a ladyboy. I might think

about it, but only if she's really

attractive. If she looks like a guy, I

won't, I won't do it.

I only like women.

Well, if the ladyboy has a huge donger, I

don't know, what about it?

As long as it's not bigger than 12 inches,

should be fine.

I find it hot in the ladyboy is when the

guy puts his spoon in the cereal bowl and

then he's also gripping the other

ladyboy's spoon at the same time,

if you know what I mean.

Wow, it smells like miso soup here.

I don't know where I can eat.

Restaurants have stupid music.

That leaves me with only McDonald's,

maybe Royal Host or Gusto.

Not sushi. After the last Sushiro, I don't

really want to go to Sushiro anymore.

That was rubbish.

Sick and tired of salmon and tuna sushi

anyway.

Never watched a video like that in my

life. You should try it, it's hot.

So the guy has his spoon in the ladyboy's

cereal box, and then he's also like

gripping the ladyboy's spoon, and then

they both see UM at the same time.

It's not gay because it's a ladyboy.

Looks like a girl.

They spill the milk all at the same time.

I didn't see you, Em, so there's nothing

to swallow. Oh well, thanks, Australian

guy. Would you bang fake NnPaJter? He is

a streamer. I don't know who that is, but

probably not unless he is a hot girl.

Why has he got his hand in his back pocket

while cycling? That's so

weird. Weird. I would never put my hand in

my back pocket while cycling. So maybe

his hand is cold, he's putting it up

nature's pocket.

Boy, he's got itchy bum.

Oh yeah, I looked at yesterday's stream

when I got stream sniped by that white

guy. I don't know why when he was

sniping me I thought he was much younger,

but now I look back at the video I can

tell, yeah, he's definitely not in his

20s. No offense.

I think I get nervous and then my brain

kind of freezes and then I can't tell what

accent people are talking in or how old

Now, after looking at the stream footage,

I think I might say he looks closer to 40

than me,

but then he might not be near 40, and then

that was kind of rude. I don't know, I get

confused judging people's age.

What did you do with that dime bag of

Sunny bags? What? Sunny's orange pubic

hair? What are you talking about?

She doesn't have any. I mean, I don't even

know what you mean.

He was odd running after Daniel. Yeah, he

said I'm a fast walker.

What was

he saying? He was saying like, hey, wait,

He should have said Daniel, then I would

have known he's talking to me. I don't

like— I feel very embarrassed of

misunderstanding and thinking people are

talking to me when they're actually not

talking to me, so I'd rather just ignore

them by default to avoid embarrassment.

But sometimes people are saying hello to

me, I don't realize, and I ignore them

because I'm not sure if they're talking

talking to me or not, and then I feel bad.

Yeah, he said he was staying at that Ryzen

Hotel. I stayed there last year. It was

okay. Okay, it was that tiny little— you

remember I streamed in it? It was like a

tiny little 2 tatami mat room or

It's pretty slummy.

The showers were okay, I guess. Water was

hot, looks clean.

Ah, I don't want to go in the short end,

guy.

I want to go to Itami City.

Oh, what? The car's gonna drive into the

short end, right? Oh, it's turning left.

Vivo Itami.

I thought itami means pain, but they use a

different kanji for it.

I guess we go in there.

Damn, it's so Supermarket's massive.

See cherry blossoms. They're all finished

now. Have to wait until next year.

What are these little drinks here?

These amino

acid and vitamin,

vitamin C. I feel

like I need an energy drink. I'm so

drowsy.

I'm just scared to drink stuff because

then I need the toilet.

I'm guessing it tastes You

continue to waste your life and deserve

everything you get. Yeah, well, it's your

fault if I wasted it.

Look, karate.

I bet I could beat all of them up.

Maybe I should join so I could fight off

those kids.

Yeah, all the shops are closed very

early. This one's closing, the barber

I'm hungry.

Oh wow, actually looks like a city now.

Oh, thanks, Gerald.

I quite like that place, Torikizoku.

I've been there once.

It's kind of expensive.

はい、 今 あの

始 まり の 会 が 終 わ って これ から 子 ども た ち が

集 団 活 動 を 私 た ちは あの。 Get

a moss burger.

I don't really like izakaya because it's

so expensive. Drinks are expensive,

the food is expensive, and very small

portions.

You get yakitori, you get like 3 sticks

and it's ¥800 or something. Very silly.

Oh, that's Gerald. What? It says I

Is it streaming?

Um, it's a bit cold today. I had to wear

4 layers.

Oh,

God.

I don't know where to go.

I want to get KFC, but I don't know how to

order it. I remember getting KFC in

Rotterdam and I completely messed up the

order. It was really confusing.

I just wanted the bucket of chicken.

If they had a touchscreen, maybe I'd get

Oh, they have self-order. All these people

standing there, they've got self-order

machines. If these people moved— why

are they standing there?

Should I get KFC?

What should

I get?

There's music.

How do I go back?

May I

get the burger?

So expensive,

1,500.

Did it

work?

1665. I wonder if we eat here.

If there's no music, I might eat here.

There's music, but it's very faint.

I don't know if it's going to get picked

up. I think it's fine.

Eat here.

Okay,

I don't know, the music seems kind of

loud.

Why is there never a positive title?

Because you guys don't click it.

I have no idea what he said. What did he

say? I'm guessing he was just saying the

other stuff is over there.

How come I can't understand anything

anyone's saying? Why did he give me 3

bags? Where's my drink?

Chips. What? Where's the drink?

Oh, it's in this middle bag. That's weird.

I thought I had to like get my own drink

or something. I think in Burger They give

you the cup, they give you the cup, and

you're supposed to take your drink

yourself out of the drink machine,

which is weird.

It's kind of expensive, KFC. You get 3

pieces and chips and it's like ¥1,500.

3 pieces, not that big. Big, it's all full

of bone. You get like one drumstick and

one rib cage, and it's just a load of

bone.

See if there's a park. Eat my KFC.

I don't know what they're saying half the

time. They just say hi, hi, hi, whatever.

Give me my damn food and shut up.

This looks like a park, maybe. Day.

What? Haha,

you nearly died.

Haha.

Yeah, I don't know what the difference

between top chat and all chat is. It's set

to top chat by default, but if I change it

to all chat, I see more chat messages.

Why would I not want that?

I don't know what top chat is.

So this is just a school, not a park.

Damn it.

So if people think I'm not reading chat,

it might be because I've got top chat on

and I just don't see all of the chat.

I changed it now. I don't know

where to eat my KFC.

I'm hungry.

Finally something that's not McDonald's.

I don't see a park. Oh, there's a big

park, uh, here.

Oh, it's a shrine. I don't think I can

eat at the shrine. I might just eat here.

It's really hard to find anywhere to eat

unless there's a park. Can't eat

in the restaurant because they play stupid

music.

I think the music would get picked up if I

stayed at KFC. It's getting louder

and louder.

Well, Itami City is kind of rubbish,

isn't it? I think I've walked out of it

And turn

left.

Cold KFC is not bad.

KFC in Thailand's terrible. They always

put the tom yum spicy sauce in it, even

when you get the regular.

Just eat it here. Ah, this place sucks.

Nowhere to sit.

Look, there's literally nowhere to go.

It's all just little houses.

Oh, there's a City

Museum of Art. Maybe they

have benches. Outside of it.

Look at that.

I don't want to eat my KFC.

Oh, God's sake, everything's so

annoying.

Live streaming just makes everything so

annoying. I can't sit in a restaurant, I

can't go into the pet shop, I can't do

this, I can't do that. People look at me

weird because I'm holding a camera.

I swear to God, livestreaming is so

annoying sometimes. It makes life

harder. When I just walk around not

streaming, it's so nice and relaxing. I

don't even have to talk either.

Oh well,

this is my job. I have to do it.

Just another 10 more dreams, and then

freedom.

What was that?

Will I be streaming at 50? No,

I'll be living off my inheritance money,

getting 12K a year annual interest

on my savings.

So to make 12K a year, I just need 112,000

in a 10% savings account. It's not

much money to retire off, you don't need a

Really don't know where to eat, there's no

parks anywhere here.

Oh, I found a park.

9 minutes.

Open Compass. Yeah,

north.

9 minutes and then I can eat my KFC. It.

I think the chips are going to be soggy.

The thing I hate about KFC, your fingers

get so oily and sticky after you finish.

I think this bus thinks I want to get onto

it. Just go.

Yeah, the bus was waiting for me.

As if I'd get the bus like a peasant. I

would never get the bus.

I remember getting the bus sometimes in

South Korea when I had the girlfriend,

and I hated it. The Korean bus drivers,

they drive so roughly and always

honking at people.

Korean people are very aggressive drivers,

non-stop horning. Here, uh, no one really

horns apart from earlier,

but that was rare. In Korea, everyone's

just non-stop horning each other.

A driverless bus that has a driver. Oh my

God, fucking hell, shut up!

Stupid ambulance came out right as

I was walking in front of it.

Stupid ambulance. Oh my God.

What are the chances you walk in front of

it and it just has to start moving off

then? Can't that person

die later?

Jump scared again.

It's so quiet and then you randomly get

blasted in the ear by some stupid

ambulance or like a car

park entrance saying car's gonna come out.

Oh my God, it's turning left!

Oh my God, it's following me!

Maybe I shouldn't have crossed in front of

the ambulance.

Whatever, it's not my problem.

All I want to do is eat my KFC. Can't

everyone get lost?

Daniel prioritizes himself over all

others. Well, duh, why would

I not? I'm number one most important

to me.

I'm the most important person in my world,

maybe not your world or the world,

but in my world, I am the main character.

It's like they say, when the— when an

airplane crashes, you put on your own

oxygen mask before you help other people.

That's my life philosophy.

Gotta help yourself before you help

Oh, says it's in here.

What? Will I

ever get to eat my KFC?

This park's weird. Why is it here?

I'm trying to find somewhere to sit so I

can eat my KFC.

Google says there's a park here, but I

don't See it.

You're not helping others. I help people

all the time. My YouTube videos help

millions a year,

and my gaming channel gives critical

reviews on popular games.

I could just eat in this playground if

they have seats.

Yes, we got benches!

I'll sit

here. I got

the pari pari chicken set.

Oh my God, why am

I— smells

so good.

The hell's that? It's weird.

Oh, it's all soggy.

This is a

big lump of chicken.

It's really hot.

Oh no,

pretty good.

I don't know what pari pari means.

It's just a massive bit of bone.

It's not crispy.

Wrong.

Oh, I just bit a load

I feel like the konbini chicken is better

than this. It's not full of bone.

I like the batter, the KFC batter, but I

don't like all the bone in it.

Oh, it's so oily.

I don't know how to eat it.

I can't bite into it because it's just

like a rib cage.

Yeah, it's like

cartilage,

cartilage and bone.

Oh, come on, is that it? Where's the

drumstick? I think this is

the drumstick. I don't like that breasty

bit. This is the best bit, but it's so

tiny.

Mm, much better.

It's kind of a miserable park.

McDonald's so much better.

Yeah, I don't know if I get KFC again.

It's kind of rubbish.

Now

my finger's all dirty and oily.

I honestly think the chips are going to be

better than this chicken.

See, this is why I get McDonald's.

Someone's coming.

I'm not sure if I finished it or not.

I want

more of the batter.

I think

I'm done.

It's so wet and slimy.

Oh, look at my fingers. Jesus Christ.

Um, chippy chips. That's all the chips you

get. Oh, I got pepper,

pepper in my throat. Oh,

it's all cold.

Yeah, the chips are better than McDonald's

chips, I think.

Okay,

You can unmute.

Where's my

Oh my God, where do I put the straw?

Oh, oh, he gave me a straw. I took 2

See if

the orange juice better than McDonald's.

Uh, McDonald's is way better. This is like

orange squash.

This just tastes like Robinson orange that

you add water to.

I'm still hungry.

Oh, thanks, Rockfield, for the membership.

I spent more money than it costs to get

Big Mac and I'm still hungry.

Rubbish.

Yeah, konbini chicken way better. I don't

know what's happening to KFC.

KFC batter is so thin and soggy.

Chicken's just full of bone.

They need to genetically engineer boneless

chicken.

I'm gonna get cold from the ice.

I came prepared tonight. Got extra layers.

Where's my tissue? Oh,

thanks, Annabelle.

£1, very generous.

Oh, I have to take out my rubbish.

Tonight. It's Friday tomorrow,

rubbish collection day.

Now I'm not trying to sound sarcastic,

that's just how I sound when I say thanks.

Don't need to be sorry. I appreciate every

penny.

I'm so grateful. I just

naturally sound sarcastic.

Sorry about that.

So sorry. I can't,

I can't say it in any other way now.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I actually don't know how

to say it. Sorry, in a normal way now.

My rubbish.

No, I'm not going to leave my rubbish.

I'm a responsible citizen.

Do you want to go up there? I'm cold now.

Stupid orange juice.

Oh, why can't they put stupid bins

anywhere in Japan?

I want to see what's up here.

Looks kind of spooky.

I don't know if I want to go up there. It

looks scary.

Sunny left, blood bucket left. Yeah, but

girlfriend's coming. You all love Thai

girlfriend, don't you? You love her

so much. I'm scared

it's gonna lag. I think it should be fine.

Why is the park higher than the

city? What kind

of park is this? Weird.

I'm gonna have to zip up my coat again.

Oh my God, it's cold.

I can't believe how cold Japan is and it's

halfway into May almost.

I'm not really scared because I got you

guys with me.

If I was not streaming, I might be scared.

Oh, what's up there?

I can't see anything. Let's go.

Oh God, which way? I can't see.

Put the torch on.

Oh my God, what is this place?

It looks nice, but it's so dark.

It goes up pretty high.

Oh. This just goes up

to a neighborhood. It's not really a park,

is it?

I thought there was a park here.

I think we go back down.

Is this a safe place? I hope so.

Really hope so.

For your sake. And mine.

I'll protect you, don't worry.

They could have made it a bit brighter.

Hmm, what should we do today?

Walk back to the guest house.

The beginning of the stream was a bit

scuffed. I just

went to the pet shop. Oh my God, I can't

There,

use my torch.

If you did this in London, would you be

safe? Should I try?

Oh, people.

Doggy walk. I wish I had a dog who

could protect me.

Look, the road's just there, so it's

pretty safe.

I might be a Bear.

Wild bear.

Uh, this looks kind of weird.