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2025-08-23 · 36 min

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  1. 0:31

    Mm-hmm.

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  2. 2:10

    Mm-hmm.

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  3. 3:05

    Testing.

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  4. 3:11

    Testing.

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  5. 3:22

    Testing.

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  6. 3:36

    Uh,

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  7. 3:44

    testing,

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  8. 3:48

    testing.

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  9. 3:50

    Do you like my camera angle?

    Segment details3:50–3:51 · rev_5982fc4d4be786396324ec991aeffd19_8
  10. 3:55

    Thought Daniel removed mic stand from his desk. Yeah, well, um, recently I had to use it, so I put it back.

    Segment details3:55–4:04 · rev_5982fc4d4be786396324ec991aeffd19_9
  11. 4:10

    I don't know, something weird kind of happened. You know, I posted a story on Instagram

    Segment details4:10–4:16 · rev_5982fc4d4be786396324ec991aeffd19_10
  12. 4:18

    And, you know, you can see who watched the story because it will tell you who watched it. Well, someone watched it. I don't know for sure who it is,

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  13. 4:33

    but there are certain things that lead me to believe that he is someone

    Segment details4:33–4:37 · rev_5982fc4d4be786396324ec991aeffd19_12
  14. 4:41

    that I do not completely not know. Not directly anyway.

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  15. 4:48

    Just curious. I checked out the profile and did some like clicking about, but I couldn't really find anything. Just curious.

    Segment details4:48–4:57 · rev_5982fc4d4be786396324ec991aeffd19_14
  16. 5:01

    Always interesting to see who's checking out my Instagram stories.

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  17. 5:09

    Always interesting.

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  18. 5:16

    Did you see PewDiePie's video? He made some big computer. What even is the point? He's got like 8 graphic cards, you know, 8 graphics cards, 200 gigabytes of RAM, 2 massive power supplies. What, what is he doing on it?

    Segment details5:16–5:29 · rev_5982fc4d4be786396324ec991aeffd19_17
  19. 5:32

    It's like he's just wasting money because he's bored. That thing must have cost like £20,000.

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  20. 5:39

    It's like he's just bored and he's just doing random stuff. Just all you need is like a £4,000 machine and it will do everything you need it to do. What is he doing, like mining Bitcoin or something? Like he wants to come across as this like tech savvy, oh, I use Linux and I can code things instead

    Segment details5:39–5:59 · rev_5982fc4d4be786396324ec991aeffd19_19
  21. 5:59

    of using a button to do things. I enter code and it Executes the command. I'm so cool. No one gives a fuck.

    Segment details5:59–6:07 · rev_5982fc4d4be786396324ec991aeffd19_20
  22. 6:11

    And people think they're so cool because they can enter some code on the terminal.

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  23. 6:18

    He must have spent like £20,000 on that 8 graphics card massive computer.

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  24. 6:26

    Then what's he going to do on it? Play Minecraft. He doesn't even game

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  25. 6:35

    or stream.

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  26. 6:37

    I just don't understand.

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  27. 6:45

    What could you possibly need 8 graphics cards linked up together for?

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  28. 6:58

    That computer probably costs more money than I have in my bank account,

    Segment details6:58–7:01 · rev_5982fc4d4be786396324ec991aeffd19_27
  29. 7:04

    or have ever had in my bank account.

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  30. 7:08

    I don't know, if I had infinite money, I don't know what I would do. I'd get like a massive fish tank.

    Segment details7:08–7:13 · rev_5982fc4d4be786396324ec991aeffd19_29
  31. 7:19

    Yesterday I made $78.

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  32. 7:22

    For 6 hours.

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  33. 7:29

    It's like, um,

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  34. 7:33

    what's that in pounds? £57 divided by 6.5 hours. So it's like £8 an hour. It's like third world country kind of earnings. Oh God. Yeah, girls really going to be real impressed when I tell them I make £8.70 an hour. That was minimum wage back in 2015.

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  35. 8:03

    What am I doing?

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  36. 8:07

    I might as well just get a job at this point.

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  37. 8:23

    It's because my viewership's gone down so much. People got bored.

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  38. 8:29

    £8.70, but I do 13 hours, then I'll make £113.

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  39. 8:36

    To make that in a normal job, you have to make £14 an hour. Which is above minimum wage. Actually, I was making that with Every and Amazon, but that's before expenses like fuel, wear and tear.

    Segment details8:36–8:48 · rev_5982fc4d4be786396324ec991aeffd19_38
  40. 8:54

    Everyone's getting really bad KP.

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  41. 9:00

    I thought it's just because my, uh, viewer number's down.

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  42. 9:31

    £8.70 an hour though. When you put it like that, it's kind of embarrassing.

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  43. 9:57

    How are things today? Uh, maybe okay.

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  44. 10:10

    What, so if I email Kick and ask them to boost me, are they gonna boost me? Oh, he's got connections. Connections always good to have, I guess.

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  45. 10:39

    Yeah, but he's got way more viewers than I do. Surely that's more important than having chatters.

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  46. 10:50

    Who watched my Instagram story? A secret.

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  47. 10:58

    50 an hour? What the fuck?

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  48. 11:10

    Yeah, I get it, it's boosted, but it can't be boosted That much? By what percentage? I mean, even if it's boosted 50%, he's still got 4K viewers.

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  49. 11:32

    And triple boosted, he's only got 2K viewers.

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  50. 11:42

    Mm-hmm. Yeah, I wish I had a hobby where I could make something and it requires some kind of skill, but I want it to actually be useful and benefit me in life, not just be like a fancy thing you put on a table.

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  51. 12:07

    But when you don't really do anything, you don't really need anything.

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  52. 12:13

    Did the landlord help? No, I did it myself because I have a feeling he's not actually going to come around and do the spring. It's like one of those British things when they say, oh yeah, I'll do it, and then they don't actually do it. Like, oh yeah, we get drinks down at O Cycle when I'm down

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  53. 12:38

    there next, mate.

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  54. 12:43

    I've learned British people talk a lot and then don't actually do it unless you keep like sending them messages. I don't really care. I mean, I'll just do it myself, but if he was offering, sure. But I'm not gonna like pester him about it.

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  55. 13:10

    Check my Discord.

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  56. 13:14

    21% engagement. How do you see those numbers? I don't see those numbers.

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  57. 13:27

    But he's sleeping, isn't he?

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  58. 13:35

    He's got more active chatters and he's sleeping.

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  59. 13:45

    His numbers are the same when he's live.

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  60. 13:49

    I see.

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  61. 13:53

    I don't expect the landlord to do anything for me. I mean, I'm supposed to be responsible for looking after the place, not him.

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  62. 14:07

    What would I be interested in?

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  63. 14:36

    I don't know.

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  64. 14:45

    I quite like chopping down my garden with my cleaver. That was fun.

    Segment details14:45–14:49 · rev_5982fc4d4be786396324ec991aeffd19_63
  65. 14:52

    I kind of want it to all grow back again so I can chop it down again. Maybe I get a machete. Maybe I buy some woodlands and I get a machete and I just chop it all down by hand.

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  66. 15:09

    Or maybe I get into gardening, go to the garden center. I don't know what to put in my garden. I don't like water features.

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  67. 15:19

    I thought maybe like Japanese style with a big rock with loads of stones around it, and then I get a rake and I rake it in a circular motion.

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  68. 15:36

    I need more stones. What if I go and get more stones? What if I just go to the beach and take a load of stones?

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  69. 15:44

    I need smaller stones,

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  70. 15:49

    and then I get a wooden rake and I rake the stones.

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  71. 15:54

    That could be fun.

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  72. 16:02

    I wonder if they would let me just pour a load of stones on top of the stones.

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  73. 16:11

    Wouldn't mind going to the garden center. I've never been before.

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  74. 16:23

    Where's a big one? Wow, this one's massive.

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  75. 17:01

    All-day breakfast served.

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  76. 17:05

    Wow, they do all-day full English breakfast. Maybe I'll get one of those.

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  77. 17:12

    Must be crowded on a Saturday.

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  78. 17:54

    Oh no, I need toilet.

    Segment details17:54–17:55 · rev_5982fc4d4be786396324ec991aeffd19_77
  79. 17:58

    Oh, feels bad. Oh,

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  80. 18:04

    feels like diarrhea.

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  81. 18:08

    Oh, they got fish tanks at the garden center too.

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  82. 18:13

    What fish they got?

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  83. 18:20

    I remember one time in Japan after I banged that prostitute in Tobita Shinchi and it was rubbish, I walked back and on the way I walked past this fish shop and I went in, just had a look at the fish. And it was so much more interesting than banging the prostitute.

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  84. 22:08

    Testing.

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  85. 22:24

    Hmm, looks like they sell fish at the garden center.

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  86. 22:38

    Oh, they sell sheds,

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  87. 22:42

    pots.

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  88. 22:45

    No, that's boring. All they're gonna sell is pots and sheds and stuff that I can't get. Or don't want. Garden bench.

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  89. 23:21

    Wow, they got a big fish section.

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  90. 23:26

    Filtration system. They got all the sprays and chemicals.

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  91. 23:34

    Damn, I can just— I would have nearly went to Plymouth to go to the pet store, but they got this massive fish place. In the garden center. I would never have known.

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  92. 24:00

    Wow.

    Segment details24:00–24:00 · rev_5982fc4d4be786396324ec991aeffd19_91
  93. 24:04

    Reminds me of Thailand. Thailand had so many fish shops.

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  94. 24:12

    Do Thai people really love looking after fish that much?

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  95. 25:09

    I don't want to just get a bunch of random potted plants.

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    I don't want to go Thailand, Japan. I can't be bothered. What's the point? I'll just sit in my condo being depressed.

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  97. 25:27

    Nothing will change.

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  98. 25:58

    What if I just close the door on the conservatory and then fill the whole conservatory full of water and then make a massive fish tank?

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  99. 26:10

    I plug up any holes with that glue, I flood the conservatory with water, and then I put loads of fish in it. You can see it through the window and the door.

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  100. 26:22

    That'd be pretty cool.

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  101. 26:28

    What could go wrong?

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  102. 27:35

    It's funny, there's so many things to do in the world and I don't know what to do. There's like a million things to do and I don't know what to do.

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  103. 27:58

    I got a headache trying to figure out what I want to do.

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    I don't want to go to the garden center and spend like £100 on something I don't even need.

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  105. 28:40

    Trying to save money here, not spend it.

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  106. 29:16

    Mm-hmm. Taiwanese girl messaged me at 1 AM last night.

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  107. 29:21

    She's saying hi.

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  108. 29:27

    Bit strange. I mean, don't you think she would be in bed with her husband at 1 AM?

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  109. 29:36

    Maybe they don't even sleep together. Maybe he's like cheating on her or something.

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  110. 29:42

    She sounds depressed, like she hates her life. And she's trapped because she's got a kid now.

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  111. 29:53

    And she said if I had offered her a house back when we met, she could have been my wife now. What? So you're saying you only would have been my wife if I had a house and not because you love me? Good to know.

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  112. 30:09

    Damn. If only I was a millionaire, then you would have loved me.

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    Sucks to be me.

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  114. 30:18

    Don't even hide it.

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  115. 30:24

    So what, she only married the guy she married because he's got a house and now she's miserable?

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  116. 30:30

    Well, that's what you get for being a gold digger.

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  117. 30:38

    Choose the man because you like the man, not because of what he has or doesn't have. Obviously, I didn't have a house back when I was 25. How old was I in 2016?

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  118. 30:52

    I must have been 26 or 25. Of course I had nothing.

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    I had no money. I lived with my parents.

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  120. 31:14

    Girls weren't interested in me back then because I didn't have anything. No money or career, no house. Now they're all queuing up

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  121. 31:27

    to get a piece of Daniel.

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  122. 31:44

    I could do Morse code with my saliva.

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  123. 32:06

    Oh my God, the police are here. I've got to turn off the stream.

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  124. 32:14

    The fuck?

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