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Where's the enemy?

This team sucks. We're getting destroyed.

Gonna rage quit in a minute.

Oh yeah, what? How's he getting me?

Where are they?

This is a waste of time.

Oh, not this level. Boring.

Where everyone tuning in from?

Everyone, go,

go, go! Finally some green.

Objective marked. We need you supporting the attack.

Well.

What? It takes him like 2 shots to kill me.

Charge is set on objective.

Oh

my God.

They move too quickly.

What?

He didn't even poke out.

Ah, come on,

can't catch a break here.

Oh God, I hate this game. Grime.

Fucking hell.

Lagging. I just don't understand why it lags so much.

Chivalry 2 plays perfectly smooth with 64 players.

I'm number 16. Oh God.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

I think if the gun only shoots once, it should do way more damage than what it does.

Still his gun.

Come on, heal.

Oh, I'm—

oh,

what? How does he see me but I can't see them?

I can't see anything.

Oh my God,

getting destroyed.

I need a medic.

Change my weapon. Hmm.

Maybe this one.

Wow, number

15. Come on!

What?

On the roof?

Why didn't he wait?

Why is he going up here?

What? Yeah,

I got bored of trading. It's just going sideways all day.

What's this barcoding?

I think it's doing seek and destroy. She's going up, taking stop loss, going down, taking stop loss, just wiping everyone out.

It's like, whoa, I'm going this way. Oh, I'm going that way. Oh no, I'm going this way. Oh, I'm going this way. Shut the fuck up, market.

Untradeable.

Ah, fed up with this already.

Fuck this game.

Today not been great. I made £55. I decided to close out one of the long— for one of the shorts for £44 loss.

Felt like I had to close some shorts out,

even if the P&L takes a hit.

I'm driving. Oh.

Oh.

What a boring day. Fucking

game.

I feel like today is not a W day.

What? Just come out of nowhere.

Stick with the tank, maybe.

Ow.

What?

It's 57 viewers, my true viewership.

No wonder they only pay me $7 an hour.

Lagging. Let me heal you. Come back.

What?

This stupid lag.

Stop moving.

Come back.

I'm number 28.

Oh, uh, I can't

climb on the tank. Oh, there you go. Why, why do I keep falling through it?

This

is like a hack.

I keep healing the tank.

I'm fixing the noble, whatever that is.

What? Healing.

This is

funny. Oh.

That was good.

God, it lags so much.

Wow, healed and shot again.

He

dead.

I dead.

Wait, everyone tuning in from

This would be so fun if it wasn't lagging.

We're moving on, Delta.

Unplayable.

Come on, behind the metal container.

Bitcoin tanking.

God, today sucks. Just end it already.

There's too many things blowing up.

What? I'm behind the metal thing.

Oh, I can't play this game.

Well, I have the talk.

Hmm, I don't know, maybe.

I'm not really feeling very insecure anymore. When I was feeling insecure, I felt like I should have the talk.

It'd be nice if she just triggered the talk. Talk like that other girl did back in 2022. She said, can I tell people you're my boyfriend? I was like, yeah, tell them whatever you want, it's not gonna make a difference. Still gonna ghost you if you annoy me because you're kind of ugly.

Tell them I'm your husband if you like.

Boom,

this is unplayable. Completely unplayable.

Oh God.

All I can play is the small map.

Okay, let's try Strike Point.

That's weird because the battle royale mode didn't lag.

Oh, my back.

Got 3 hours 40 minutes.

So what, I die once and I'm out?

I'm out.

This should be funny. There's only 4 versus 4.

I'm dead. Oh, I can be revived. Maybe not.

We dead.

It's kind of like battle royale mode but without the massive map.

Should probably go out and get my bin. Nah, I'll do it later.

We lose. Oh, we won easy.

Oh, not again.

I'm the last one.

Oh, I got him!

Oh no,

no, what? I'm still alive.

He dead.

Easy. My smoke's not bad, I guess. It's kind of like Rainbow Six.

Nice and smooth.

Oh, so nice when it's smooth.

Graphics look nice.

What? I need a fucking medic! Oh, I can move. It's weird, in some modes they don't let you move when you're down, and then some you do.

Is it tanking yet? I'm still in my short.

It's like going in a wedge,

wedging.

We're winning easy.

Here we go.

Stay sharp. Well, fuck that guy. Object to clear. Ready for

attack.

I'm the last one.

Oh.

What? I feel like Rainbow Six would be more fun than this.

Let's just rip off Rainbow Six. One team defends, one attacks.

Hiding under my tank.

Come

over here.

Missed.

What?

Still wedging.

What? Shot him twice with the grenade launcher and he survived.

We lose.

Diabolical price action, someone says.

Says time to give up today, bear or bull. 3:48 PM, when all ODTE are sold, it will pick a side. I still don't really know what 0 DTE means. 0 days to expiry, but what does that mean? When options expire?

Why 348?

Where everyone tuning in from, guys? Ah.

Everyone's confused in the comments.

This ship being manipulated.

Backend is being pulled out. Zero DT bottom.

I don't know why my hands are so sweaty.

Oh, I got him.

We got each other at the same time. I need a fucking medic.

Fucking medic. The objective is under enemy control.

Shot his gun.

Oh, I got him! What? I can't believe that. That was like a shootout. This mode's quite fun actually.

Wow, my short's finally nearly green.

Is it gonna bounce again? This is gonna bounce again until it's like a needle point of a triangle.

Nearly green on my short.

What's that? Whoa, 90 damage.

Oh, I got him through that little gap.

What? Ah, the last bullet. Oh, my short's in the green. I'm up £1.50.

Is it tanking?

Damn, that short was down £8.

I'll probably get out of it and take it to £1.20.

I'm not sitting in that short all day.

He's probably gonna tank now because I closed my short.

He dead.

Our forces have secured the objective.

We win.

Oh, I told you it's gonna tank now because I closed my short.

Do you think it's gonna rip back up to make the triangle?

That was quite fun.

Should I go short again?

Might go short again.

I

did.

We're dead.

God, chicken really stinks when it's stuck in your teeth and rotting.

The smell is putrid.

He did— I fell out the window. Oh, I fell out right in front of the enemy. Why doesn't he shoot me?

I blew myself out the window.

Oh, who's right there? What are you doing?

Getting destroyed.

The MM's really messing with people's minds right now. It's like, oh, we're going up, oh, we're going down.

You did. I need a fucking medic.

I'm gonna play battle royale.

Redsec Gauntlet Battle Royale duos or quads.

Hmm, what class?

Yeah, very excited. It feels like it's been ages since I saw her.

It was like

3 weekends ago.

Last time I saw her was when?

I think it was the 11th and 12th. Jesus. Yeah, I saw her on the 11th and 12th. I didn't see her 18th, 19th, 25th, 26th. It's been 20 days.

I feel like I forgot what she looks like.

I can't believe she's okay with not seeing each other for like 20 days just to save £20.

Damn, graphics look bad.

Why does it make the graphics look so bad?

Because it'll just lag too much.

Where's my— oh,

my team's all the way over there. Why am I here?

Yeah, it's just the same levels from the normal matches. You got an oil pump.

Go, go, go!

Now I've got to get to my team.

Why can't I drive these?

Only— oh, you can. That's funny.

My team's so far away.

It's pretty cool. Oh, what's that?

Uh, how do I use the R? Oh, number 5.

Oh,

take that.

I don't know how to ping.

Why is my team over there?

Mission objective marked.

Where

are they going?

How do you use this?

It's like my car.

Can you shoot the tire?

Come on,

come on.

Remember when I was practicing driving in Cyberpunk, practicing my parking? That was funny.

Battle Royale is so boring, nothing happens.

Whoa.

God, this is boring. What the hell are these stupid missions? You just go to the waypoint.

Oh, what is this?

How'd you get into it?

This is so boring.

Yeah, it is boring. What is the point of battle royale? You're running around in a stupid map doing nothing.

Oh, rubbish mode.

Well,

no.

I don't know,

this

game's so boring now.

Rainbow Six better than this.

Might play Chivalry after this match.

Finally, some action.

He dead. Oh yo, I dead. I need a medic. I need a medic.

What is that?

Hiyo.

Why are you— I did.

Market tanking.

Up 90p.

I'm

bored. At £1.40.

What?

What?

I'm up 1 pound 60.

Up £2.

I

hit him.

Oh no, I have a second monitor. I need a third monitor. I might pick my monitor up from my mum's house.

I have to look at trading on my phone.

My computer probably can't handle so many monitors,

so I probably won't do what I just said I would.

Up to bound.

Up to about 90.

He dead.

What you mean you fucked the stream?

Can you be more specific?

Don't know what bots you're talking about.

Up £2.90 on my

short. Going to tank.

All-time lows coming.

Oh, I got one!

I'm

number 7. What?

Where's

my grenade? I hit them.

I killed myself.

What's that? Oh, it's my arm.

Oh, I hit him! What?

Oh, we got wrecked.

Hey Mommy, where you tuning in from? Where you tuning in from? Where you tuning in from? In from way to nin nin from way to nin nin from way to nin nin from to nin in from David,

my best friend. Oh, I killed him!

Lead a

medic.

When we turn and come. He did.

Oh, I did.

Donald Trump leaves South Korea after talks with Xi Jinping end without trade deal announcement.

Maybe because it's bad. Do you think if he got a good, good trade deal, he'd be bragging about it already? Why wait? Why is he waiting until after the market closes on Friday to announce it? Because he knows he's going to tank the market.

If it's in the press, it's in the price.

Already priced in.

Guess they'll do most of the drop after hours and overnight, then finish after open and bounce off 674 to be right back to 684 to buy close. LOL, possible.

Yeah, Battlefield is boring, but we've got 3 hours left. I've got to kill the time somehow.

How else am I going to kill the time?

Trading's boring. It's not doing anything.

Lost all my gains. Market ripped.

Go, go, go, go, go, go! Need a medic!

I lost all my gains.

I'm dead. God, this game's boring.

What?

Ah, fuck's sake. Ah, I want to quit the game, but then I don't know what to do.

Mark, it's not doing anything.

Uh-oh, that's pretty funny.

Bucket token.

He dead. I'm number 8.

Donald Dump.

This game is so soulless. This is so bland.

It's got no iconic look or style at all.

What?

Ah, I want to quit the game. I don't know what to do though. Oh, I gotta quit. I can't play this, it's so boring.

Is the market not gonna do anything?

Just fucking tank it already.

Why do I always got to wait for something to happen?

Wait until market close, wait until this, wait until that.

Just do it now.

Wow, Moderna up 17% today.

Ah, tomorrow's raining.

Nice drive in the rain. At least I'm driving out of the rain, I guess.

Mm-hmm. Maybe I'll do some pacing up and down.

Mummy, should I ban these people? It's your decision.

Yes, okay, they're back.

Also followers only mode for 4 weeks.

I don't know, I said a stupid retard is obsessed with poo.

Of course it's not me. Why would I do that? Stupid point.

What would I gain?

Do some washing up.

I made the Streamlabs chatbot.

Just ask where everyone's tuning in from.

Washing up, it's so fun. Washing up, it's so fun. When we do the washing up,

when we do the washing up.

Job done. Oh wait, I missed the top. Okay.

Finally, chat's back to normal.

Oh, I forgot this one. Damn it.

Let

it soak. Soak it. Let it soak.

Yeah, so I was gonna make a 5 kg dumbbell, wasn't I? Where are my 5 kgs?

What's this one? That's a 2.5 kg, so 2 of these.

2.5. Wait, I've already got 2.5s on these.

5 kg might be too light though.

Ah, fucking hell. Oh, that hurt.

So that's 5 kg.

2.5 times 2. I wouldn't mind making it 7 or 8 kg.

Yeah, these ones, these are 1.2, so that's 2.5, 7.5.

Yeah, chicken feet's gone.

A lot of people don't tune in anymore.

Do you miss your friendy?

Not my fault. So sorry, my life's boring.

Yeah, I banned Dante. Smug, annoying fucking idiot.

Does anyone actually believe he's got like a big house and a wife and kids and he's got investment properties? Yeah, sure you do. Fucking weirdo.

Ah, end of my dick was stuck to my trousers.

Test out 7.5 for some light workout.

4. I don't know if this actually does anything if it's so light.

It's too easy.

It'll be good after I've done some reps on the 12 kg

to like squeeze out some extra juice

and get to a point where the 12 kg is just too heavy to lift anymore. So then you go down.

15. Oh yeah, it's Halloween tomorrow when we're meeting.

That's a weird coincidence.

19, 20.

20 reps on 7.5 kgs.

You won't see me until Sunday.

Maybe Sunday evening I might do a YouTube stream. Because I'm driving back to my mum's.

Yeah, she's gonna dress up as a sexy bat.

Toon.

That's why I bought that black jumper. Because it'd be scary.

16, 17, 18, 19,

20. Remember when I used to eat on the floor at the table and then I used to worm and people were like, why is he rolling around on the floor? That's not normal. Notice I stopped doing a lot of things since I stopped caring.

Classic days with the little candle.

Now just eat here.

Power hour.

Oh, tank in! I'm up £3.68.

Feel the burn. I've got to get my rubbish bin, I couldn't be bothered.

Well, I fixed the cup pretty well.

So what am I bringing to my mum's? Hmm.

Laptop, microphone. Shit, I gotta hide all this stuff in the car.

I'll put it in my backpack and I'll leave the backpack in the boot of the car. I need a secret compartment.

Because we're also going to pick up her friend, but I don't know if we're taking my car or her car. She might want to take my car because mine looks cooler, and then she can like feel good about her boyfriend driving her. Because if— I don't know, if like she's driving us, though, she'll be like, why is

my boyfriend not driving me?

I don't think she minds.

She's not really like Thai women.

Thai women like Vasta kept saying, baby, can you drive? I was like, no, I don't have a license.

What's new?

Hmm, nothing really.

Gonna meet girlfriend. Damn, I'm out of liquid. Look,

I've only got a tiny drop left.

How many months did it take?

I'm up £4.60 on my short.

Yeah, I've been sucking on it like a dummy.

Lasts a long time, doesn't it?

If I put water— if I put tea in it, can I vape the tea?

I don't need to get more. I still got that one and that one and that one there, and I've got a few in the drawer. That guy bought loads. He bought me like 6. It'll probably last me until next year. Why is there a can of soup? It's for my microphone

mic stand.

How the rich stay rich.

Yeah, so bring my mic, my laptop charger.

What else?

Dumbbell. Bring my dumbbell as well.

Don't know what else to bring. That's it, really.

I've bought

it.

Laundry is dry.

It's market gonna sell off. We went all the way back down to the lows. Craziness.

Didn't make much today. I made £52. I decided to close out one of the mega shorts at a £44 loss,

which maybe I shouldn't have done

since it's tanking anyway.

Well, I closed it out and then I went short again, so

And close it out £44 loss. Open a new short that's up £5.

The fee is like 4 pence. Who cares what the fee is?

No, I don't miss any of the chatters.

I miss the vibes from earlier this summer when I was all excited to do IRL.

Remember I bought the GoPro? And then I hated it, and I raged at Kbug, and then Kbug messaged me saying I'm a fucking loser weirdo incel.

The hell happened to Kbug? She was on my YouTube stream.

People like AJ was here a couple days ago.

No, I don't talk to anyone anymore. I deleted my Discord and Instagram.

No one I'm interested in talking to, really.

I'm not interested in fangirls anymore. Not worth the trouble.

I stick to normal, nice girls in the real world.

No one messaged me anyway. The only person I messaged on my Instagram was that Taiwanese girl.

There was a couple people that used to message me now and then.

45 minutes until market close. What's— I think Apple, Apple and Amazon reporting earnings.

Yeah, talking about willies, I should go take my zinc. So I'm pumping buckets.

I don't know if I'll take a multivitamin too. I hate these multivitamins, get stuck in my throat.

I don't know if I should have this talk with her. I think it's pretty obvious from what she says, like, because I say stuff like, I only want to cuddle you, and then she says, me too.

Obviously she didn't say it that boringly. I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was more than that.

All tanking. I'm up £7.40.

We tanking. We tanked below today's low.

Finally some action. God, what a boring day that was. One massive tank, then nothing all day. Resume the tankage.

Oh God, I'm down £7 on

Tesla.

I'm gonna take profit, um, maybe there.

I'm gonna take profit on the £44 I lost on the other short.

It's tanking.

Well, sorry for getting excited about something. I'm up £9.

Imagine traveling traders just Shouting, it's fucking tanking, guys! That'll be so funny. Destroy his credibility.

The YouTube peeps will love it when I'm back on streaming on YouTube and I'm just trading all day.

Shut up, beer, you're disgusting. Natural bodily function.

I love— I should, I should post a bunch of shorts of me trading, shouting, tanking, ripping. And then, because what he does is when he gets annoyed, he likes clicking on the commenter's profile to check what videos they've got on the channel.

And then he likes roasting them. If you annoy him enough, he might roast you on the stream. You know, I should do what he does and do like special streaming day for like CPI, PPI, because investing people like clicking on those.

I should make a video called Why I Hate Traveling Trade as well, and then he clicks on my profile and sees it during his livestream. That'll be funny.

Dinner time in 40 minutes. I've got to trim my pubic hair as well.

He gets triggered pretty easily. I saw someone just say, thoughts on Apple stock boy? And he got triggered. He clicked on the profile and then he roasted the guy.

Yeah, the bots are gone.

I still remember when my driving instructor got mad at me. He said, find a safe place to park. And pull up on the side. And I pulled up on double yellow lines, and he's like, double yellow lines, stock boy. I mean, theory test boy. I mixed it up. He called me theory test boy because I just passed

my theory test, which means I should have known not allowed to stop on double yellow lines. You're allowed to stop on double yellow lines, you're just not allowed to park on them.

Who says you can't stop on them? As long as no one notices.

Because if you're in the car, you're not parking. I've parked in like a turnaround, you know, like a turnaround circle. I parked in there and then the ticket warden came, knocked on my window, said, you can't park there, mate.

He just told me to move, but if I wasn't in the car, he would have put a ticket.

Looks like an easy job. Just walk around, put tickets on cars. You don't have to. I mean, what if you got a job as a ticket man and you just didn't put any tickets anywhere? Said, oh, I didn't see anyone parking where they shouldn't be. How did they know you didn't do your job? I just, I don't

know, sit there playing my phone. That's what I wonder about the police.

They could just make their lives easy and not do anything all day and eat donuts. Why bother trying to bust people?

It's probably why they have partners, so if one doesn't do the job properly, the other one snitches on them. And they're all scared. I'm up £12 on my short. Market tanking.

Get paid per ticket, really? Yeah, maybe, maybe the police get paid per people they pull over.

Oh, I'm up £12.70.

Yeah, I get sick of watching charts if nothing's happening, but if something's happening, it's fun.

Just when it chops, it's so boring.

Looks like no ricken today.

Up 13 pounds.

I've got pasta today. I got the last portion of pasta.

I timed out the portions pretty well. Finished all my chicken legs.

Chicken! I'm not rationing, I'm just portioning.

That minced beef lasted me a whole week. That's crazy. £5 minced beef and chopped tomatoes lasted me— I forgot when I went to Tesco. I think it was Saturday, wasn't it? Yeah, I went on Saturday. Tomorrow's Friday. Lasted me 6 days. I can't believe it.

Divide that by 6 days, it's like 70, 80p per meal.

And then you go to a restaurant, you pay like £15 for that. And I reckon mine tastes better.

God, my bum is so hairy.

I really gotta spread my legs and get the scissors out.

You know one thing I found kind of strange a couple months ago?

Yeah, I mentioned I like Lana Del Rey, and then Pia messaged me just out of the blue. I heard you like Lana Del Rey.

I like one song. I like only one of her songs, Summertime Sadness. The rest are kind of boring.

Yeah, I noticed she went to that concert. I don't think it was recently. It was like back in May, wasn't it? Or April,

unless there was another concert. She must be a pretty big fan then.

Born to Die is quite good. Bit of a slow burner though.

Market close in 35 minutes.

Market bouncing.

I don't know if I'll come back to this house after I go to my mum's.

I might just stay at my mum's for like a month or two.

I'd only leave to go meet my girlfriend and then go back to my mum's. I actually don't really know why I came back here, to be honest.

Such a miserable, boring

house. It's like dead, no life. It's like living in zombie apocalypse where everyone just died or something. Why do I stay there? I don't know, really.

So I can feel good about having a house.

It's a very sad place. It's kind of like Death Stranding vibes. Very pretty but very isolated and desolate, especially the moors. The moors look really pretty, but it just feels so barren, like an alien landscape.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to leaving tomorrow.

Maybe my sister will come too.

Must be strange having a baby.

Bet it feels good though.

It makes you feel like life's worth living.

Everyone's so excited to see the baby as well.

It's funny to think that at one point I made all these people so happy when I was a baby.

Grandparents, dad's uncles, Malaysia relatives,

everyone excited about my future. Oh, he's going to become a scientist. Oh, he's going to become an architect.

Nope.

Where everyone tuning in from?

Sad, isn't it? You start off life as a baby surrounded by love and everyone's so excited for you. End up old and alone.

No one gives a shit about you anymore.

You're just yelling into the void.

Remember that scientist guy in Walking Dead? He was all alone in that research lab, and then he lets Rick and the survivors in. I feel like I'm him, but not intelligent.

Is that show still going? Is Rick still in it?

It must be kind of depressing having that happen. I mean, your dream is to become an actor.

And then you end up stuck in this show that never ends, but the money's good and it's putting your kids through college, so it's not like it's a good idea to quit the show because you don't know if you can get a better role. So then you're like trapped doing the show forever until they end it. Must

feel like— I don't know, it must get boring.

Feels like me.

That's why I thought about EastEnders, like Phil Mitchell doing that show for 30 years.

It's not like he can do anything else. Oh, what other shows is he going to be in? He gets stuck in the same show playing the same character decade after decade, but it pays the bills.

Better than doing some boring other job.

I don't know how they do it.

嗯嗯嗯嗯啊。

Uh, market's ripping again.

Still up £7 on my short.

I'm holding out for a tank after market.

Might put a stop at breakeven.

I don't want to get caught out in a reversal.

I can't believe the whole YouTube thing just ended like that. Just fizzled out at 3K views

and no one cares anymore.

Kind of like life, isn't it?

Trip back

to Kent. Well, I got the Tesla membership, so I get 15p off per kilowatt. Costs £7.50 a month.

So I probably charge 30 kilowatts halfway there and then 30 kilowatts halfway back. So one way it would probably cost me £12.

£12 to drive home is pretty good.

And then I plug in at my mum's house.

Free electricity.

I do one round trip and it breaks even on the, um, cost of the membership.

Yeah, you save a lot of money on fuel with an electric car. You just pay for it with inconvenience, but I'm not bothered. I quite like just— I quite like doing 2 hours driving and then putting up at the charger and relaxing for like 30 minutes. I get out my vape, I take my stops, I have some

food.

I quite enjoy like the slow pace.

I don't need to rush.

I quite like relaxing at the charger. After 2 hours driving, I need a break anyway. I feel so dizzy and my bum hurts. I need to stretch my legs. I could not drive 3-4 hours all in one go.

My bum starts going numb.

My arm starts to ache because I'm holding the wheel like that.

Yeah, I've done, done about 16,000 miles, I think. Probably done like 18,000 miles since I bought the car.

I asked Copilot what would that be in petrol, and he said it would be like £2,000. It's crazy. I've probably spent £500 charging.

So I think you make your money back

if you calculate how much you would have spent on petrol.

I wonder how long the car's gonna last. 100,000 miles?

I'm at 34,000 miles, I think.

Finish off the bolognese.

Yep, pasta again.

Maybe I'll do some bee livery at home. That Tenterden one was quite good.

I went to that Tenterden bee livery a few times. £20, £25.

嗯 嗯 嗯 嗯 嗯。 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔。 嗯。

You know, sometimes I wish I could, um, say thank you to Chihiro, but I thought it's probably best not to bother her.

Thank

you for what? Um.

I just feel like for what I did to her, she could have retaliated much worse, but she didn't,

cuz I was just relentless.

嗯。

Market tanking.

I could have definitely have gotten into a Johnny Somali situation.

I got off pretty easy in Japan.

I was really pushing it.

I guess I got kind of lucky not to get the attention of people like Legal Mindset.

Yeah, the guy gets views though. I don't want someone like blowing me up.

I don't want exposure.

I don't want someone with, with a big platform like highlighting

Stuff I did to a big audience like that

kind of got, got off pretty well

without getting— all I got was Toki Tom, I guess.

Yeah, but Toki Tom didn't point out Like, um, he only really pointed out how I was weird, but he didn't really point out legal things.

Market tanking. I'm up £12.60.

13 minutes till market close. What's gonna happen? Mega tank, mega rip.

Look, bum hair. That's long.

Jesus, I've got to trim my bum hair.

Uh, actually, doxxing people is a crime.

Did you know it's a crime if I intimidate you?

Like, if I say, oh, Relentless Boredom, you fucking idiot, you're gonna regret saying that. If I said that, uh, you could actually go to the police. And say that I incited distress.

Anything that incites, like, distress is a crime.

Anything

like intimidation, that kind of stuff.

Now they have to prove that that was your intention, to incite those feelings, which is not easy for them to do.

You don't want to mess around with the law these days.

I've learned a lot about the law watching that Legal Mindset guy.

Never think, oh, all I said was this.

Legal mindset.

EU UK law is different. Yeah, it's much stricter.

Way worse

here.

Market Gripen.

Where everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from? In from

everyone tuning in from where everyone—

excuse me,

where everyone tuning in from.

I think one of the biggest mistakes of the 21st century is letting everyone have a voice, free access to social media platforms. Back in the day, you would have to be a qualified presenter to be allowed on TV or radio with professionalism.

It's like you wouldn't let someone with no experience or qualifications to perform heart surgery,

but anyone with a camera can make a video and go live and has chance of blowing

up when they don't know what they're doing, they don't know how to handle it, or they are mentally unfit to be doing it.

I think this whole broadcast yourself thing's a mistake.

I always wonder if without social media and being able to make money online, would I have turned to a life of crime?

That's what happens when you can't hold a job or you think you're too good for a job.

Start robbing trains, robbing banks, join a gang.

Can imagine the temptation.

Think they can outsmart the law.

6 minutes market close.

Ripping or tanking, or tanking then ripping, ripping and tanking, then tanking then ripping, ripping then tanking, tanking then ripping, ripping then tanking, and tanking then tanking. Ripping and tanging and ripping and tanging and tanging, ripping, ripping, ripping, ripping and tanging

and ripping and tanging and ripping and ripping, tanking, tanking.

Ripping, tanking.

We be ripping and we tanking, then we ripping and we tanking, and we ripping, we ripping, tanking and ripping, ripping, and we tanking, then we ripping and we tanking, whipping and we thinking. Did China really pass That law where people can't play video games for more than one hour a day or something.

How do they enforce that? Imagine going to jail because you played video games for one hour and two minutes instead of one hour.

Da da da da da da da da da da da.

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.

We tanking, we're tanking,

tanking them. We tanking.

Uh-oh, the girlfriend seems sad.

Please not period, for the love of God.

I said, what happened?

Oh, she says she's just cold and tired. Okay,

I was worried

for a moment.

Can't wait to see you too.

Mm, nice.

I was so worried about you. 心配してくれる? 心配してくれて嬉しい。嬉しい。 Two minutes. Come on, tank it, then spank it, then tank it, then whank it. All that crying before when she actually likes you. Yeah. I lost it. God, I lost it.

I was like, I don't know what to do. I'm coming home.

I can't stand 2 weeks here in this house alone. I said, that's my sister. She said, "If you're coming home, then I'm gonna have to leave if you're sick." And I was like, "Okay, I'm not coming home."

Thanks for the support.

We tanking.

Mm,

al dente. Let your palate dictate.

6 days of pasta. Oh, I nearly dropped it.

Market closed. Oh shit, it's ripping.

Whipping them with thinking, and we're whipping them with thinking.

I've been wearing this jumper since last time I met her, which was nearly 3 weeks ago.

Oh God, where's my short?

No, I got stopped out my short. £1.27. It fucking ripped.

It stopped. Oh my God, what?

Oh, Amazon ripped, that's why.

Damn it, I could have taken profit £14. It hit my stop loss.

Maybe I got short again.

Short again. Oh God, Amazon ripped.

Oh, I should have taken profit.

Where's

my gap fill?

Tesla tanking. Oh, Bitmain tanking $45.

Today's not been good.

What else reports? Apple.

Uh, my PNL wrecked.

Today's not being good.

我把它补完。嗯。

Hmm,

when's Apple reporting?

Oh, I was scared.

Maybe I shouldn't bet on Apple having bad earnings.

Amazon up 9%.

Oh shit, Apple's going up.

I want to get out of the short. I'm out of the short. I'm scared.

You're all in apple now.

I just bought one share of

Apple. Rip it!

I'm in Apple long.

If Apple does 8% move

Where would it go? 280.

Make the tea.

Water.

Ripping and a tanking and a tanking and a ripping and a ripping and a thinking, thinking and a ripping.

No earnings yet.

Is it not today? I thought it was today.

Damn, my account's down to 826 now from 855.

I don't know why. Look, look, it used to show my account balance here and now it's gone.

It's so weird.

So how can I see my account balance now?

Really annoying. But on Edge browser, it's there.

God, look, it's so annoying. Look, I, I shorted it down to there. I was up £14. It ripped with Amazon. I got stopped out there.

Where's Apple earnings? I got my long in, take profit there.

It says they missed earnings. Says no, they beat. Stupid Webull feed, shut up.

Come on, Tim Apple. Give me my £9.

But £9's too little. It might go up more

if it does 8%.

Give me £17. Don't want to be greedy.

Come on, where's the earnings?

Earnings calls at 5 PM. Ah, in 42 minutes. Fucking hell.

When should I go short?

If it tanks though, ouch. I'd be down £20. It'll probably go down to there or there.

Oh well, if it did that, the market would tank.

Market's going up.

Bitmain tanked.

Short, short Amazon,

£21.

39 minutes until earnings.

I'm up 17p.

I

don't know, do you really think it's going to go boom

or bust?

Really annoying, can't see how much my account's at. So 830.

Now go announce it.

831.

Up 25p.

Hot damn,

crypto tanking,

Ethereum tanking.

Yeah, well, it did this last time when it was, um, resisting, rejecting off 2700. It tanked hard back down to 2200 before mega ripping. So expect a tanking before the mega ripping.

36 minutes.

Apple earnings.

Da na na na na na.

Oh, the numbers are in 7 minutes and then the conference calls at 5.

5 minutes now.

Coinbase B earnings revenue of $1.9 billion, making all that money off the crypto bros.

Probably gotta wait until November for Bitmine.

3 minutes 30 seconds until Apple earnings.

If it misses, I'm gonna get wrecked,

but then my shorts will do well

on NASDAQ. So zero-sum, isn't it?

Maybe I'll put in a short here. If it rips though, rip up to there, won't it?

Got a bad feeling. Take my 50p.

Whoa!

Oh,

2 minutes, 1 minute, 2 minutes until earnings.

You'll probably tank down to there if it misses. Probably lower, maybe down there.

I'm gonna be bag holding Apple in 2 minutes.

Oh,

one

minute.

55 seconds.

Rip it. 300 apple.

40 seconds.

25 seconds.

15 seconds.

Maybe I'll go short here.

5 seconds.

Aha! No!

£5 down.

Oh!

No, did they miss?

Oh, my short's up £7.

Apple, no.

Diamond hands.

Why go long? Because Amazon ripped. I went short here, thank God. I hedged my Apple long with a NASDAQ short. I'm up £10 on the short.

Is that it for the tanking?

They got conference called in 30 minutes. Oh God,

oh God,

oh Jesus.

Oh fuck, it's ripping to £4.74. I'm out the short.

Can I short Apple at the same time? Oh, I can.

Whoa, go short again.

Oh, my short's getting wrecked.

Why is market ripping but Apple's tanking?

What? Said it beat EPS by 0.8008.

What? Why is market ripping then?

It counts at 829.

I check Webull for news.

It's also got a feed.

It's a bunch of degens trolling, mostly

WallStreetBets vibes.

Well, that was boring.

Why is the market ripping but Apple's tanking?

Apple ripping.

Apple tanking but market ripping. I don't get it.

Uh, uh,

maybe it rips for the conference call.

Conference call in 23 minutes.

Maybe it's waiting for the conference call.

Oh shit, that long got wrecked. I mean, that sure got wrecked.

Down £10.

Apple ripping.

嗯。

We need to wait for guidance.

Why is market ripping but Apple— Apple just went down, went back up again, but I should have went long market.

Whoa, Apple ripping! I'm up £1.

God, it's hot in here.

Whoa, what was that?

Oh, today's not been a good day for me.

Ah, damn it.

Imagine it rips all the way back up.

I can't even go a lot. Oh, I can a little bit.

God, I'm hot.

Wow, Apple ripping

up £1.50.

Where's Bitmine?

Tanked. Apple ripping. I'm only up £1.60. Oh God.

Wow.

Oh God, I'm down 13 pounds.

Oh damn, S&P 500 bouncing off the gap.

NASDAQ didn't get to the gap.

Not being a good day.

Not a good day at all.

Up

£5. Hmm.

What's that?

God, it's ripping. I'm down £17.

Oh,

what a day.

Come on, Apple, grab more.

Uh-huh.

Do you think the conference call is going to do anything?

Why did it tank and then rip?

Maybe I take profit

at £5.

I'm out at £5.

Rubbish.

I got destroyed today,

not in a good way.

Accounts at 837.

I need to go get my bin, but it's raining.

Uh, maybe I get it tomorrow.

Damn it, if I didn't take that short, I'd be up $860. So annoying.

Oh, Apple's still ripping.

Fuck, I took profit there.

Well, my account's going up as the market goes up.

I must be in long more than I'm in short, although I don't see it.

3838.

Well, it's hard to tell if I'm in more long than short because I've got so many open.

You don't have Apple, Mommy. Stop lying. Yeah, I took profit at £5 on Apple,

but I also opened a short and now I'm down £18.

Ruben!

Apple ripping.

Go long.

All in long.

It's probably gonna tank now.

Damn.

Terrible day. It's raining.

Is it all-time high on Apple?

It is. Jesus,

I think that's the top because I went long.

Press conference in 5 minutes.

Gold back over 4K.

Bitmain tanked.

If only I just bought Apple instead of Bitmain.

You never learn.

What's my account at?

838 still,

back at London low.

God, perfect entry. Look, look at that. I even marked out perfect entry and I didn't take it.

God fucking damn it. Look, perfect middle of the gap.

Jesus.

Oh God,

why didn't I go long?

I should be trading S&P 500, not the stupid NASDAQ. The NASDAQ—

NASDAQ doesn't seem to follow these gaps and stuff like the SPY does. Look, NASDAQ didn't get anywhere near the gap.

Up 6p.

It's raining hard.

Looks like I'm gonna be driving in the rain tomorrow.

It's raining from 9 AM until 4 PM, but I'm driving out of Devon, so I should be driving out of it.

Up 15p.

Press conference in 15 seconds.

Press conference starting.

Is it on YouTube?

Up 22p.

Decisions I think that was made, and we've come to conclusion on many very important points. The conversation in South Korea between Presidents Trump and Xi that Trump is calling truly great, ending with a one-year truce between the two nations. We'll bring you to South Korea in. Drill down on the details. Drill down my ass. Soybean sales, rare

earth minerals, and more when Anya Manuel, executive director of the Aspen Security Group, joins us up ahead. Oh wait, market's closed. Just out in the last hour from Apple and Asia market in one hour. We'll have Bloomberg Tech's Ed Ludlow on hand to cover it all for us. No, the market's closed. Consternation here in Washington. The president

ordering nuclear weapons. Weapons tests for the first time in decades after Russia announced that it would test its own nuclear-powered underwater drone and nuclear-powered underwear. What happens next? We'll speak with Alaska Senator Dan Sullivan on that and more. Market closed. No optimism on kickstarting talks to end the government shutdown just 24 hours ago. Now they're leaving town

as SNAP benefits are on the cusp of running dry and the nation's Starting to feel shortages at the airport. We'll speak to Congressman Sam Graves about a potential way ahead in just a few moments. But we begin with the high-stakes meeting between Presidents Trump and Xi in South Korea on the sidelines of the APEC summit. Both leaders

emerging from their sit-down with a one-year trade truce but no immediate structural changes. Check Weibo. Standing imbalance between the U.S. and China that Trump has promised that he would overhaul. And on issues like fentanyl and soybeans progress, along with some gray areas. Soybeans. Nvidia's semiconductor chips. Listen, we did discuss chips, and he's going to be—they're going to

be talking to Nvidia and others about taking chips. We're not talking about the platform that just came out yesterday,

but a lot of chips. You know, a lot of chips.

A lot of chips. Has been traveling across Asia following the president on his many stops and joins us now for the latest from South Korea. Tyler, what can you tell us?

Hey Joe, good evening. Why does he want to restart nuclear testing? Tensions is welcome, but as our analysts at Bloomberg Economics point out, it does not address those key fundamental core issues that help contribute to the standoff between the U.S. and China in the first place, mainly national security, unbalanced trade, and of course the two countries jockeying

for the best position when it comes to dominance in tech. Now China is about to see an immediate reduction when it comes to their tariffs, as President Trump has pledged to cut that 20% tariff related to fentanyl in half. Fentanyl is a commitment from China to curb those precursor chemicals. Why don't they ban it? The drug— this

is considered to be significant because it's going to be a boost to China's export market ahead of a critical holiday season. Just for context here, Chinese exports to the U.S. have fallen 17% this year alone. Beyond that though, a lot of what we got out of this meeting appears to be a pullback from recent escalations in just

the past few weeks, right? China is going to delay those planned export curbs on critical and rare earth minerals, and as you mentioned, resume purchases of U.S. soybeans. The U.S. is also taking threats off the table Including those fees imposed on Chinese ships at American ports, a key concession Beijing wanted to see. But as you mentioned, Joe,

there were things on the table that we were expecting could be discussed but didn't quite yield some of the results, including President Trump saying that he did not discuss Nvidia's Blackwell chips with Chinese President Xi Jinping. He also said that they discussed ending the war in Ukraine, but we haven't seen any signs that China is going to—

No, my KCIP is down the toilet. $7 an hour. Tyler Kendall following a long day in South Korea. Tyler, thank you so much for your reporting. One of the unexpected headlines to emerge from this face-to-face was the possibility of an energy deal. President Trump writing in part on Truth Social, China also agreed it will begin the process

of purchasing American energy, a very large-scale trade.

Open the market, 55 minutes. Oh God, it's only 9 o'clock.

Uh, I still got another hour to stream.

My highest rate was probably like $20 an hour.

I was making 250 a day for a few weeks.

Apple's still ripping.

No, doing IRL didn't make me more money. It actually made me less because people got bored of the constant lag.

God, it's only 9 o'clock. I feel like it's later.

I kept losing viewers during the IRL stuff because

kept disconnecting and lagging.

I'm not going out anywhere, it's freezing, it's raining all the time.

I've got a toilet.

I'm back.

No market until 50 minutes.

What's the point closing it for 1 hour? Just fucking keep it open.

Stupid market.

It's not been a good day.

P&L at £1,863. We've got to make £60 getting back to the £1,700s.

Where everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from?

In from? Where everyone tuning in from?

In from? Everyone tuned in from? In from?

I play some Battlefield then. Hmm, Battlefield or Chivalry? Might go with Chivalry.

We've got 45 minutes to kill.

Rough day. Rough day at the office.

Why does Chivalry never remember which monitor that I want the game on?

I have to put it into windowed

and that won't let me.

Now it's on the wrong monitor.

Oh, why won't it let me change the monitor it's on?

Oh my God, it's on the wrong monitor.

I can't move it over to the other one. What?

Ah, quit the game maybe.

It won't let me change it to the other monitor.

It's insane. Oh, there you go. Alt+Enter. That's weird, why didn't it work the other time?

I haven't seen this level before. Snow.

Wow, it's beautiful. Wow,

look beautiful. See, why can't they make beautiful— look, it's Hogwarts. Why can't they make beautiful maps or stupid brown desert maps all the time? Look beautiful.

Keep fighting! The Bailey is almost ours.

I hope.

Hit that! Oh, I got 2 of

them. What? The so-called king is hiding. Open that troll bridge in the name of— Oh, I got him!

Whoa,

whoa.

Wow, oh, killed him!

Wow, this castle's cool. This is a cool level.

Oh, he's missing an arm. What was that? What?

For the Horde!

Wow, look at this castle. Pretty nice.

He

dead.

Oh.

This game's called Chivalry 2.

Wow, look at this castle.

Hogwarts. Wow, beautiful.

Wow.

Whoops, why do you walk in front of me, stupid idiot?

Weedy weeds, look at the chat.

Well, later.

Ow,

no. Ah.

The bridge is down. Continue onward.

Capture that courtyard and the stronghold is ours. At least this game has like

proper objectives, and like Battlefield just stand on its own.

The objectives feel meaningful in this.

Oh, beat it.

Ow.

Oh,

ow.

Ah,

oh, vomit's in

my mouth.

Oh, let's kill 2.

Ow.

Oh, it's

surrounded.

Distressing.

Ow.

He dead. I dead.

What are they doing?

Oh, why they hit many people. What are they doing?

Oh, right in the leg! Smash!

Whoa!

Oh,

we have almost captured the courtyard. The courtyard.

The courtyard is ours. They're Nowhere to run.

There, there he is! Kill the counterfeit king! Death to Argon!

Ah, no,

put my graphics low.

Oh, much smoother now. Got 66 FPS. Oh, it's so nice and smooth.

Oh,

ah, who's the fake king?

I don't suck at gaming. Shut up.

Oh.

Better than you.

The boy who would be king is wavering. Finish him!

Oh,

I'm a pro gamer, pro trader, pro YouTuber. I don't suck at anything.

We win.

See, winner!

I want to do more of that level. Where'd it end?

Apple tanking. Oh, this level was new as well. I've never seen this before.

Are these new levels, or have I just not seen them before?

For.

This is my realm.

Duty and honor.

Was this all what life was back then? Pillaging and raiding?

Yeah, I like the Agathians.

Ow,

what?

Damn, my game's so smooth now.

He did— so smooth.

Ow, heal!

Wow, it just healed.

My armor looks cool.

Maybe it is my computer being bad. Reason why next Battlefield lags, because this doesn't lag.

What? Oh, I can't hit a single person.

Oh, what?

The gates have almost fallen. Maybe I should build a gaming computer.

He dead.

Oh, I have played this before. I remember that log.

Oh, I killed him! Release the prisoners from their cages! Oh, I got him!

What? One shot? Uh-oh.

He

dead.

Halen.

Oh, my weapon!

Oh, I got him!

You dead! Ow! There are only a few captives left.

24 minutes. It's pretty fun.

He dead. He dead.

I dead.

Look, I'm middle of the scoreboard. See, I don't see

Fuck. Stay

out of my way. Ow, ow.

What?

Watch my skill.

What?

Yes, we have freed all of the prisoners! Move forward, Agathians! Take the bridge, we must cross into the keep. Okay, wrong person.

Come on, I started that swing way faster than he did.

Come on, heal!

He

dead.

Where's my weapon?

Give me that.

Whoa, look at this sword.

Because I was trading stocks earlier, it didn't change.

Oh,

I don't know why it knows when I'm trading but doesn't know when I'm gaming. I'm playing Chivalry 2. Do you think it can hear me?

Change category.

What?

18 minutes.

I hate how far you have to run to get back into the fight. Why can't I just spawn you closer?

Wow.

I'm dead.

I'm not bored. I love streaming so much. It's my passion.

So fun.

Ow.

Ow! Oh, my body!

God, why do you have to run so far?

Look how far you gotta run.

Stupid. Oops.

Oh, look at my body

right on the ladder.

He dead.

Yeah, level 11.

Oh, did I get a new weapon? Got the mace.

What?

Apple tanking.

Spy ripping. Oh.

Soybeans, decent earnings. The raising of Oskandir.

Just start the game already. Come on,

my back hurts. Oh, this level looks nice.

I wish they made more beautiful levels like this instead of ugly ones.

They coming.

So who are we? Masons.

I don't know who these people are. Oh, the Masons.

We must defend our lighthouse and secure the port.

What?

Wow, look at the water! I'm gonna go for a swim.

Beautiful.

Reminds me when I was at the beach playing in the

water. Ah.

I have better luck with faster weapons.

Other card, we got Vanguard Footman.

I'm so slow, I can't get any hits.

Oh, I killed him.

He dead. No, you got lucky.

Oh, I got him!

Why is it so bright?

You dead.

What?

Mm, he

went flying.

I got him.

Why is it so bright out there?

I can't see.

What, what was that?

It's too bright. 9 minutes, Asia market.

Oh, I got him.

I did. We're about to lose this side of Oh, oh, I got

him!

Come on, bye!

They control the far side of the bridge. Fall back.

Protect the city side of the bridge.

Ow.

Oh.

Stop it!

Where's my weapon?

Oops, wrong person. He looked like the enemy.

Give me a weapon.

They all look the same. I can't

Pick it up.

What? Use the shield. What are you doing?

How do I use the shield?

Wait, what?

Everyone looks like the enemy.

He dead. Ah, 4 minutes.

How long? 3 minutes.

What?

Jump! What?

2 minutes. Bridge. I don't like this level. Boring.

Stop the barbarian horde at the city gates for the Empire!

I'm hungry again.

What?

Uh, where's my KitKat?

Marker open. Oh, I nearly choked. Oh.

Oh yeah, whoa, it's ripping!

It's just normal flavor.

Where is it? I'll run all the way over there. Oh God.

What?

Get my way.

Oh, I

got him.

What?

He

dead.

Market tanking.

Ah, keep moving my mouse.

What?

Nice.

Market not doing nothing.

Come on, I hit him twice. I did 2 heavy attacks, didn't kill him. What?

Everyone,

can't

see.

What? Those imbeciles are attacking the Agaverse! Defend

He dead. I'm gonna heal.

He dead.

I dead.

Everyone tuning in from, guys.

Hit that.

What? Oh wow,

please, my FPS is

What? I pressed block.

Um, Mark is not doing anything.

He dead.

I don't understand how I do 2 heavy attacks, he's not dead,

and I die so quickly.

I'm bored of this class. Why can't I get a new weapon? I want the greatsword.

He dead.

He dead.

Protect the archive. Our knowledge must be preserved for Future generations! What?

How is he blocking when I hit him in the back?

Sometimes the blocking doesn't make any sense.

Wait, everyone tune in.

Stop

it!

What?

Oh.

He dead.

What?

What

a stupid fight.

God, I was blocking that.

Makes no sense.

Our library has almost been completely burned.

Kill him.

Hit

it.

I need a weapon.

A weapon.

No weapon. Okay, whatever.

Defend the archives! Stop those pork butters!

Il

est— arrête.

But we win. Okay, I'm going to bed.

Boring.