i lost my job for real this time

Your chair looks like a face.

Tiny bit.

Bit of a stretch.

Uh, testing.

How long until the bot guy shows up?

Yeah, so we got bad news today.

It is confirmed in writing.

Can't believe it.

I can't believe it happened again.

Testing.

Hmm.

Sunny was kind of right, wasn't she?

This channel really does ruin my life.

Can't even have a job without the channel

getting me fired, can I?

Etsy?

You mean every?

It's not the channel.

It is, because if I didn't have the

channel, people wouldn't know where I was

working.

People wouldn't even know that I had a

job.

And also, the problem is I incriminate

myself with the videos,

so all they need to do is Show the company

my videos and then I get fired.

I literally incriminate myself through the

videos.

It's really stupid.

Her da da da.

I'll read you the explanation.

Well, I guess you can see it in the

thumbnail, can't you?

Okay, I'll read the text message.

I'll just wait for a few more people to

come

whilst I get caffeined up.

I have mixed emotions about it.

Like with everything, there's the good

side and the bad side.

Yeah, I did hate the job, but it was a

pretty easy job.

To be honest, it's probably one of the

easiest jobs I've ever had.

And also just a couple hours a day.

It fit my schedule pretty well.

Um,

why not be a postman?

Because the reason why I lost the job at

Every would probably lose me the job being

a postman as well.

Okay, so the message reads like this.

Loss Prevention has found you to be a

security and parcel risk.

This is due to your YouTube channel

referring to Amazon Flex and parcel

delivery.

I am afraid that is you done.

You're done, mate.

You are done.

I blocked him.

I didn't reply.

It's not really anything to say.

So according to the message, the reason

why I got fired wasn't because of my bad

reviews or my shortcuts or me being bad at

the job.

It's because

I have videos about Amazon Flex.

I don't understand how I'm a security— I

guess security risk would mean because I

was leaking customers' addresses in the

videos.

And then parcel risk.

I don't understand why I'm a parcel risk

because I never stole anything.

I never stole anything from Amazon.

You can't, because if a parcel goes

missing, it's obvious that you're the one

who took it.

If a parcel goes missing and you didn't—

if it's an undelivered parcel and it's not

returned to the depot, they would know

that you have it.

So how— I wouldn't be so stupid to try and

steal a parcel.

You threw one parcel.

Oh, come on.

That was a joke.

Do you think they took that seriously?

So I feel a bit insulted to being accused

of being a parcel risk.

It would be actually crazy if they took my

jokes seriously.

I don't know what they listen to to

determine that I'm a parcel risk.

Security risk.

Okay, maybe parcel risk.

What?

I didn't steal nothing.

I am— I'm more annoyed about the fact that

It wasn't my bad reviews or ratings that

got me fired, but it was my YouTube

channel again.

And it was the stupid old Amazon videos as

well.

If I just took those down and never put

them back up, maybe, maybe it wouldn't

have been a problem.

Although it kind of makes sense because if

you think about it, Amazon,

Amazon pays Every to deliver its parcels.

Amazon is a client.

So if Amazon is unhappy with me as, as a

driver because I was banned from Flex,

then they would be unhappy for me to be

delivering the parcels on Every.

So they could just like hit Every up and

say, this guy Daniel, uh, he's not a good

driver or something.

Also, I was getting complaints from the

other clients like Next QVC about where I

was leaving the parcels.

So I don't really know what the full

extent of it is, but according to my boss,

he said because of my YouTube channel

about parcel delivery and Amazon Flex, and

I'm a security risk and a parcel risk.

Well, at least I worked there for like 3

months.

I managed to milk out a couple thousand

pounds.

It's a bit annoying though.

I don't know, because when I lost the job,

I was relieved.

And then when I got the job back, I was

annoyed that I had to go back to work.

And now I'm like, hmm,

hmm.

I wasn't expecting to lose the job over

the Amazon videos.

I was expecting— if I was going to lose a

job, I was expecting it to be because my

ratings are really bad.

Not because of the channel.

I don't know if the boss knows my channel

or if the loss prevention team just said

he has a YouTube channel.

I don't see why they would tell him what

the channel is because that'd be a bit

embarrassing, wouldn't it?

Especially after I slagged him off.

He literally looks like the guy in Kingdom

Come: Deliverance.

He looks like a spitting image of Henry.

It's so funny.

Now every time I see Henry from Kingdom

Come, I think of the boss.

Even got the same haircut.

It's crazy.

Have you played Kingdom Come?

Otherwise you won't know Henry.

Yeah, I would have preferred it if they

just said your ratings were too low or you

signed a willy.

Yeah, even the accent is similar.

He's got like a West accent.

West accent action.

I can't do it.

West Country accent.

I can't do it.

I should stop trying.

Yeah, he's got the West Country accent as

well in the game.

Retry Uber Eats.

I went to one McDonald's.

I tried it twice.

I sat out there for like 4 hours and I

delivered about 3 McDonald's.

I made £15.

There is another McDonald's, but it's,

it's like on the other side of Plymouth,

and I really don't want to go to Plymouth.

If I have to drive around the city, I'm

just gonna get fined or get into an

accident.

Not a good idea.

So if I was gonna do delivery work, the

only app would be BeLivery, but I'm too

lazy to do it.

One popped up today.

It's about an hour's drive away.

I couldn't be bothered.

I don't know where this place is.

I can't be bothered trying to figure out

how do I get into the stupid cul-de-sac of

the house.

So yeah, I also— I can't be bothered to go

to Tesco and then do all the shopping and

then go to the house and then come back

home just to make, what, £20?

That's about 2 hours of work minus

electricity.

It's about £8 an hour.

It's just not worth it.

Also, the risk of damaging my car, and

then, I don't know, it could be a risk of

accident or whatever.

I got my tire changed today, so I got a

brand new tire.

Now I'm not going to do any driving.

Great.

104.

Great.

They got me back to work to do 4 days,

make £70, Just to wreck my tire and now I

have to pay £140 to get a new tire.

At least I've got a nice, nice-looking new

tire.

Very thick, nice thick treads, very grippy

for my upcoming road trips to nowhere.

Now I'm not going anywhere near a shopping

center.

I had one Uber Eats at a shopping center I

couldn't figure out how to get into the

shopping center, so I drove around it,

parked, canceled the order, and then I

went home.

I'm not driving into a shopping center car

park and paying the parking.

No way.

I hate shopping center car parks.

I've never been in one, actually.

The only ones I've been to are the ones in

Bangkok.

I remember faster driving around the

spiral ramp made me feel sick.

And then you got to like press the button

on the ticket machine and the barrier goes

up.

Oh, I can't be bothered.

All that just to go in there and pick up

some food and then get out.

Not worth it.

Yeah, I'm just fed up with driving work.

I don't want to do driving work anymore.

I already said this back in December when

I got banned from Amazon Flex.

That I don't want to do driving work

anymore.

I only ended up doing Every because—

I don't know, because I felt like— I mean,

I did have to.

I needed the money.

I feel like maybe I don't need the money

so badly.

I'm trying to figure out a way to

financially survive without the money.

I'm hoping OnlyFans is gonna help save the

situation.

I sold a premium video last night $25

each.

Uh, 5 people bought it, so it was pretty

good.

It's like $150.

Just work in McDonald's.

Yeah, I probably just— if I'm gonna have

to, have to, have to get a job, then I'll

probably just look for a normal job, like,

I don't know, packing shelves, stacking

boxes.

I really, really hate driving.

I've had to pay £300 to get 2 new tyres.

I've dented and scratched up my car.

According to the tyre guy, my wheel is

buckled, but he balanced it out.

But he said if it feels wobbly, I could go

to the garage and get them to put the

front wheel onto the back axle.

He said, you must have done it because of

a pothole.

I don't even know what that means.

But the wheel is buckled.

Isn't that really bad?

Doesn't sound good.

So I wrecked my car.

I spent £300 buying tires.

I had to buy a new phone, cost £150

because I smashed mine working.

I've spent like £500.

Repairing damages.

So according to my spreadsheet,

I've made from every—

I made £2,350

minus— so I made— I net made £1,900.

And then don't forget electricity,

probably cost like £150.

I probably netted £1,700

for 3 months of work.

That's like £580 a month.

It's so rubbish.

Plus I get told off by stupid old people

and get told off on the road.

I get yelled at by some stupid man because

I parked in front of his house.

Yeah, it's just not a good job, is it?

£580 a month.

I worked there.

I managed to keep the job for 3 months.

I got the job in about around

mid-February.

Now it's mid-May.

So yeah, I kept— I held— kept the job for

about 3 months.

I think I had the job at Amazon Flex for

longer, didn't I?

No, I had the job at Amazon Flex for 4

months before I got banned.

Can you get your old job back at

Harrietsham Station?

Wow, $5!

That would be a great arc.

It would be a very long commute, wouldn't

it?

Harrietsham petrol station.

Yeah, imagine Nepal guy.

He's probably still there.

I'm like, hello Nepal guy, please can I

have my job back?

I promise I'll do it properly this time.

Not—

oh, shut up, Coach Bogey!

Every damn time you're here being fucking

annoying.

You're banned.

Sick and tired of you.

First ban of the stream.

Yeah, so now I don't know what to do with

the car.

I might go for a little drive on Saturday

back to my favorite place in Devon.

Yeah, Bogey is annoying.

I was ignoring him every stream, but now

he's just pissing me off.

So don't ever say I'm unfair because I

give people a good damn chance before I

ban them.

Did they actually find the channel?

Well, that's what they said.

They said because of your YouTube channel

with the Amazon Flex video.

Which one though?

The one where I talk about getting banned

from Amazon Flex or the ones where I'm

just showing myself working?

There's such a weird reason to ban me from

Every because I got banned on Amazon Flex.

Because I didn't do anything wrong in the

Amazon Flex stuff apart from I went with

my mum.

Obviously I'm not doing that here.

So I really don't know what I've done

wrong.

It says I'm a parcel and security risk.

You trust me, you have no idea what a risk

I am.

Yeah, well, I got, I got my fair squeeze

of the juice before they got me though.

Had a good run, 3 months before they got

me.

I think that's a W for me.

They had a high-risk driver under

the radar for 3 months before they even

realized.

By then it's too late.

I already got my squeeze.

You recorded people's houses?

It's on Google Maps anyway.

Who cares?

The house is on Google Maps.

Was I really stealing?

No,

I would never imagine stealing.

That would be so stupid.

I didn't steal nothing.

This is just my normal face.

I'm just a very naturally smiley person.

No, I didn't steal anything.

Shut up.

Oh wow, thanks David.

Do you wish you were never born?

No, not really.

I quite like life.

I've had a lot of pleasure.

I've had a lot of concretes— I mean

conquests and success and pleasures in

this life.

I'm not lying.

I would never lie.

I'm the most honest YouTuber.

Am I happy I lost my job?

Um.

In a way, I really hated having to go out

and deliver parcels every morning.

But I did.

The money was nice, to be honest.

It was really helpful to have an extra

1,000 a month.

More like after you deduct expenses, more

like extra 600 a month.

Stupid tires.

I needed to get a new tire anyway.

If you look on the bright side, so I got

back on the app and I worked for 4 days.

I made about £80.

So they basically paid for half my tire,

didn't they?

And I needed to get a new tire anyway

because it was looking pretty old.

So thanks, Every.

You paid half my tire and I only worked

for like 2 hours.

Yeah, it's crazy.

Like, have you seen these videos about

illegal immigrants doing Uber Eats on

bought or stolen Uber accounts?

They literally got thousands of immigrants

who are doing Uber Eats

and they ban me, the guy who has all the

documents and legal requirements to work

in the UK, and they ban me.

Just because I have a silly video on

YouTube where I— all I did was talk.

I didn't show myself stealing anything or—

this is so silly.

Like, they go after the wrong person every

time in this country.

I didn't do nothing wrong.

It's not about racism.

It's facts.

It's the fact that there's a lot of

illegal immigrants who are making money by

doing Uber Eats, and then they pay— they

make a lot of money doing Uber Eats, and

then they pay the— they pay the gangs that

got them over here.

So the thing is, they agree

with these gangs to get shipped over here.

And then they have to like pay back a debt

now.

And all they do is get a phone and a

bicycle and then they go get Uber Eats.

They don't make a lot of money.

They probably make like $150 a day.

They sit around in the town center on a

bicycle and they just do it all day, every

single day

with that third world work ethic.

They probably make like— I was making

about $80 or $90 a day on Uber Eats and I

only did 6 hours and I was in a car, not

in the town center.

Imagine doing it on a bicycle or electric

bike all day long in the town center.

You'd make a killing.

You make like $200 a day, probably, if you

got— if you know life it.

They're making thousands and then they

send it back to the gangs that got them

over here.

And then I don't know how they're doing it

because Uber Eats makes you take a selfie

So if they bought the account from

someone, how are they getting past the

security systems?

Because they wouldn't be able to make

their own account.

Oh, it took me ages to get on Uber Eats.

I had to do background checks,

verification checks.

So they would have to like buy it off

someone, I guess.

But no, I am the one who gets banned, but

all these other people managed to do it

for year after year.

I'm not banned on Uber Eats though.

I don't really see how you could get

banned from Uber Eats because,

hmm, I don't know, surely the haters have

reported me to Uber Eats as well.

I'm just shocked that I got banned from

Every because of what I did

on Amazon Flex when it's not even the same

company.

So by that theory, I could get banned from

any delivery job because of my Amazon Flex

record.

Bit scary.

I mean, it's kind of like getting banned

on Tinder and then you get banned on all

the other dating apps.

You get banned by one delivery app, you

get banned on all of them.

Like a domino effect.

Well, I wouldn't try and do Uber Eats

anyway.

It's just the volume is not there.

People are not really buying a lot of

McDonald's in Devon.

Too many old people.

You're starting to look gout.

Well, why don't you send me some fucking

food?

You know my address.

Otherwise stop whining about it.

I'm broke.

All I've got is pasta, cheese, bits of

onions, and some bacon bits.

And I still got a whole bag of fuel.

Send your address again?

Oh, for God's sake.

There.

Help a starving Asian boy.

Actually, you know what?

It's actually really good if you send me

food instead of giving me donos.

You know why?

Because I don't have to pay tax on food,

but I have to pay tax on donos.

Or YouTube money.

So it's actually very clever.

So if you want to send me food instead of

donos, that means I've got to pay less

tax.

That's how the rich stay rich, my friend.

Or toilet paper, like stuff I will have to

buy.

Not luxury, but necessity, like toilet

paper,

shampoo, toothpaste, toothbrushes.

That way I don't have to spend money to

buy it.

I just need base.

I probably need to get a new toothbrush

soon.

AJ used Tesco before and there were no

problems.

I miss AJ.

I think she's on her Indonesia Bali trip

still.

Yep, no Switch 2, no 85-inch TV.

Good thing I didn't splurge out and buy

all the gadgets before I knew I was going

to get banned again.

That's why everyone was like, why don't—

are you going to buy a van?

Uh, yeah, I'll just go and buy a van and

then get banned next week.

Of course I'm not buying a van.

Imagine like investing

long-term into this job that I'm not even

gonna be doing in a few weeks because I'm

probably gonna get banned.

God, imagine if I got a van.

That's why I never want to make long-term

commitments, because like relationships,

jobs,

I never want to make long-term commitments

to those things because From my

experience, I always get dumped.

I always get banned or fired.

So no, I'm not going to make long-term

commitments into those 2 things because

they are so unreliable.

Women are so unreliable

and jobs are so unreliable.

That's why I'm not committing anything

permanent to those 2 things.

People are like, oh, you should get a job.

YouTube's unstable.

Uh, YouTube has been the most stable thing

in my life for the last 10 years.

More stable than all these women and jobs

that just come and go.

You look thinner.

Yeah,

I guess so.

I had a pancake.

Flour pancake with bacon and cheese, and I

also had a glass of hule.

That must have been 600 calories.

And then for dinner, I'm probably going to

make 400-500 calorie meal.

I don't know how many calories in a bowl

of pasta with cheese and bacon and onions.

I probably will have to go food shopping

soon because I'm starting to run out of

milk.

Milk is the main reason I would want to go

shopping because I need my coffee.

Yeah, I'm probably not eating more than

1,500 calories a day, especially when my

snacks are depleted.

Maybe the snacks help me get over 1,500

with the crisps and chocolate.

Am I worried about my debts?

Not really, because I have a plan.

So my overdraft is actually—

has gone up because I had to pay for the

tire.

So let me just change that quickly.

Yeah, we're at 1,552 overdraft.

I have a balance of £380 in my OnlyFans to

be withdrawn.

I have £1,185 incoming from YouTube in 6

days,

so I should be able to clear the overdraft

easily this month, but then I'll just go

straight back into it at the beginning of

next month because of rent and stuff.

And I think it won't be until probably

beginning of August where I won't be in

overdraft.

It's going to be tricky though, because

I'm probably going to buy stuff, aren't I?

Stocks not doing very well.

Market keeps ripping.

Oh my God,

I'm down 140% on my shorts.

The Nasdaq just keeps ripping.

Insane.

Absolutely insanity.

It keeps going higher.

It's gonna go to all-time new highs at

this rate.

It's 4% away from all-time highs.

Insane.

The craziest move I've ever seen.

It's just gone up 30%.

On an index, not, not some meme stock or

Tesla.

It's the index.

NASDAQ's gone over 30%

in a month.

That's just weird.

So yeah, my shorts are not doing well.

My gold got wrecked.

So unless the market crashes this month,

Not looking good for the Amazon credit

card.

I need a miracle.

Will I get another delivery job?

No, I'm done with delivery work.

I hate it.

Every was the only one I was willing to do

because it was so easy, and then I got

banned from that as well.

It was easy because I memorized all the

houses.

So I knew exactly where I was going.

The hardest part of delivery work is when

you are new to the area and you don't know

where you're going, you get lost.

So if I need to get a job, I'm just going

to get a normal job.

Supermarket,

warehouse, packing.

I don't know, I'll just apply for

anything.

I was offered a job at some meat factory,

but I don't want it.

I don't want to do night shifts or early

morning.

One of them was like 5 a.m.

start.

No thanks.

I would never want to do night shift

again.

I think I just double down on OnlyFans, to

be honest.

Sell the car.

I have been thinking about selling the

car.

That would give me a good 8,000-ish,

and then I'll just get a cheap banger car.

How did I lose the job?

Um, they said they found my YouTube

channel.

And I'm a high-risk parcel and security

risk.

I've been found to be a high parcel and

security risk because of my YouTube videos

about Amazon Flex.

I don't know why anyone would want to be a

prison officer.

Why would you want to work in a prison

surrounded by the scum of the earth and

not even get paid well?

I'd rather work in any other place like

McDonald's or something.

What makes you wake up in the morning and

go, I want to work in the prison?

How depressing is that?

I don't want to see the scum of the earth

every single day.

Worst job ever.

Imagine me working in a prison.

I'd get— they'd talk shit about me every

day.

Maybe it's like a power thing.

They enjoy the feeling of being in power,

which I guess you get as a prison officer.

Have you heard that story of—

was it a female prison officer had sex

with an inmate in the jail cell?

And then she got caught, obviously,

because there's cameras.

That's kind of hot.

That must have been the best day of that

prisoner's life.

He's already— are they going to punish the

prisoner?

It's not like he raped her.

It was all consensual.

So, I mean, he's in prison anyway.

What does he care?

You must get so horny in prison.

Do people just wank?

Because it's not like the jail cells are

private, and you usually have a cellmate,

don't you?

So they just like wank together.

You could get bored and just being gay all

the time, I guess.

I'd be so bored in prison, I probably want

to end up just becoming gay.

There's nothing else to do, is there?

Just like fuck each other senseless all

day long.

What else are you gonna do?

The problem is, I heard they— because you

don't have a lube, so they just shove it

in there dry, and then people get like

anal— anally destroyed.

That's not fun.

I think if that's gonna happen and they

aren't gonna stop it, they should like

provide everyone with lube.

Give everyone like a tub of Vaseline.

They use spit.

Yeah, I use spit on my love doll as well

and it dries up really quickly.

What's the next arc now?

Delivery arc is over.

Hmm.

All in on OnlyFans and then I'll just take

a break from working for a few months, I

think, and then see how the finances are.

And then if I really get bored or really

have to, I might start applying for some

jobs.

I have to see how things go.

I did some weeding today.

It's not hard.

The weeds come out pretty easily because

of the gravel, and it actually makes a

really nice crunch sound when you rip out

the roots.

It's like

So I've got a mountain of weeds.

I might set it on fire or something.

Might douse it in the lighter fuel and

then just burn it all.

Yeah, so I mean, there's some weeding.

It's quite relaxing,

and it's nice to see the gravel be free of

weeds.

I guess the weeds were kind of an eyesore.

Yeah, maybe next arc we sell the car.

God, that would give me so much money.

Give me like £8,000.

And then I get a cheap banger

in case I need to drive anywhere.

I don't know, I do like my car.

It's just, it's like a massive pile of

cash just sitting there not doing

anything.

I don't want to have to sell the car

because I think it's a good car

and I've made so many memories with it.

Yeah, I got my Steam refund.

I bought Doom.

It's so rubbish.

You just run around, you shoot stuff with

a shotgun.

It's— I don't understand why anyone likes

Doom.

It's so boring.

You just like sprint around the map

jumping up and down shooting these

mindless enemies.

They just stand around waiting to be shot.

It's There's no reload, there's no

strategy.

You're just like running everywhere, do

some melee.

It's so boring.

I think Kingdom Come: Deliverance, way

more fun.

It's not better than Rainbow Six.

You must be joking.

Rainbow Six has tactics, team play,

interesting gameplay mechanics.

You can make a hole in the wall.

You can set up traps.

You have to like barricade yourself in a

house and prepare to be breached.

That game has depth.

Doom is like a stupid mobile game where

you just run around aimlessly shooting

stuff.

Boring.

Most boring game I've ever played.

Doom.

How much would I get for my car?

Well, according to carwow.com, they say if

it's in good condition, $9,500, but

obviously it's in not good condition, so I

would expect $7,000 to $8,000, which is

still pretty good.

I could— what could I do with that?

I'll probably just pay off the credit

cards and then whatever's left

I could either get a new car or put it

into stocks and just not get a car.

Although it would be kind of depressing

not being able to go anywhere.

But then I just don't really go anywhere

anyway.

I have to like force myself to go

anywhere.

I think it'd be better if I take it to a

car dealership and they— I just trade it

in and they give me cash

and then let them sort out the damage.

I mean, I could get the damage sorted out

myself and then I've got to pay for it,

don't I?

Not many people buy used cars.

Are you kidding?

Most people buy used cars.

What, you think everyone's going around

buying a new car?

Only rich people buy brand new cars.

No one buys a new car.

What are you talking about?

The dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Not a lot of people buy used.

Oh my God, you must be trolling.

Then why are there used car dealerships

every place you go?

It's a booming business.

Look at AutoTrader, CarWow.

The bazillion car dealerships all across

the country.

If no one's buying cars, there wouldn't be

any of these car dealerships around, would

there?

My dad never bought a new car.

He always bought a secondhand one.

If you buy a new car,

you lose like 60% of its value in the

first year or something.

Oh look, B livery.

Hmm.

Paying £25 to deliver 3

times 19 Crimes red wine.

What does that mean?

3 times 19?

What, 60 bottles?

God, it's so far away.

That must be

1 hour and a half away.

This is a 3-hour job for £25.

Get lost.

Minus— that's like £20 minus electricity.

It's like £6 an hour,

£7 an hour.

This B livery thing sucks.

No, nothing to trade today.

The market's just ripping.

You can't trade these days.

It's weird because gold is also ripping.

Gold is ripping and the markets are

ripping.

Usually gold goes down when the markets

rip.

Kind of weird.

What about crude oil?

No, crude is not doing well.

Can I get employment benefits?

No, because I make like £2,000 a month.

Why do people think I can get benefits

when I make more money than a lot of

people in this country?

You only get benefits if you're not making

any money.

You think I make no money?

I make like £2,000 a month.

I made nearly £2,200 last month.

Why am I so poor?

I'm not poor.

I drive an electric vehicle with a value

of £10,000.

I live in a really nice house in a really

nice area.

With luscious countryside, beautiful

scenery, no chavs.

I've got a great lifestyle.

I don't know why you think my life is bad.

I bet you anything it's better than yours.

I bet you live in some shitty apartment in

some shitty city

surrounded by weed-smoking chavvies with

horrible traffic everywhere.

I bet you anything the place I live is way

better than your place.

This is the best place I've ever lived.

It's so peaceful.

I'm forgetting how nice it is not having

any sound coming from the outside apart

from sheep.

It's so relaxing.

I love this place.

And if I had to move out, I'd just get

another place here.

I would stick to this area.

I would stick around the moors.

Maybe Oakhampton's pretty good too.

Oakhampton, Tiverton, Brampton, Crediton.

Why is everywhere— even my place is

Chillerton.

Everywhere ends in -ton.

It's funny.

Yeah, I do like it.

I'm just wondering what, um, what's gonna

happen when we get to July.

Are they gonna ask me if I want to stay or

what?

Or not say anything?

I'm hoping just nothing will happen and

I'll just carry on living here

because it's gonna suck trying to get a

new place.

I probably have to use credit card again.

Be careful if you get any plug-in

electronics.

Yeah, I definitely— I've seen those videos

where they say do not plug in USB sticks.

It could have malicious code where as soon

as you plug it in, it's going to keylog

you.

I can imagine someone younger, more naive,

getting a USB stick and then it's got like

a note attached saying, you won't believe

what I found.

Look inside this stick.

And they're like, oh my God, what is it?

And they put it straight in.

You already paid 6 months council tax for

here.

Yeah.

So if I end up leaving here, What happens?

Do I get a refund, or would that just go

towards my new place?

I'm guessing it— I mean, it's paid and

registered to this address though.

Not really sure.

Maybe it wasn't a good idea to pay all at

once.

It's also kind of financially stressful to

have such a big payment go out all at

once.

Yeah, I'll just tell them I moved so I

won't have to pay it again,

and then I'll give them the new address.

Okay, so upcoming events.

We have YouTube money incoming in 6 days,

7 days maybe.

That should pay off most of the overdraft.

I might start withdrawing my OnlyFans

money into my account.

To start topping up my bank account.

What else we got?

Hmm,

might go on a drive on Saturday to Kit

Hill again, go for a walk,

and then I might go buy some food or

something.

So very exciting.

I blocked my boss, so I don't want to see

any more messages from

him.

Useless waste of time.

I'm just fingers crossing the market

crashes.

Until that happens, I can't sell my

stocks.

So until that happens, I can't really pay

off the credit card.

Oh wait, I did pay off £200 of it today so

I could buy the tire.

So now my new balance is actually

4755.

No, no, the tire's still pending,

so it's actually 4895.

Let's just quickly adjust it.

Oh my God, I hate it when that happens.

Stupid long fingers.

I'm like moving my hand across and it

accidentally hooks onto the cup handle.

4,895.

Stocks are probably different as well.

Let me check my stocks.

I've got 3,873 in my stocks.

What about crypto?

It's probably 400-ish.

407.

So we've got 4,280.

Oh, we went up a tiny bit

because Barrick Gold went up a tiny bit.

4,280 on the stocks.

I need— ideally I need 5,000.

Damn, we got some nice natural sunlight

coming in.

It's the golden hour.

No, I don't think the boss knows my

YouTube channel because he would ask why

is my Daniel Boy banned, and then loss

prevention would explain to him, uh, we

have found a YouTube channel.

He made a video about Amazon Flex.

So unless he asked what the channel was,

which would be kind of unprofessional,

I don't really think he knows my channel.

But the, like, the headquarters loss

prevention, they would know it.

Um, but they're just like a faceless

HR department, aren't they?

Their headquarters could be anywhere, like

London.

I showed Blood Bucket the one tiny shot

she was in the Toki Tom video.

Was she pleased with it?

How would Reddit know the boss's phone

number?

You would only know it if you are a

driver.

It's not like he has his phone number

publicly displayed on the website or

something.

Yeah, maybe they all know because they've

got a WhatsApp group.

All the drivers have a WhatsApp group.

Maybe they found out and they're like, oh

look, Daniel's on YouTube.

Oh, he got banned.

They would find it so funny.

Yeah, well, you wait until I drop my

secret stories.

I'm just holding off until, you know, the

dust settles.

Give it half a year.

I've got some stories for you.

No, I didn't even get invited to the

WhatsApp group.

They were like, are you in the WhatsApp

group?

I said no.

Okay, well, where's my invite?

Credit card's gonna start charging

interest soon.

Well, I've got 1.5 months for the market

to crash so I can sell my shares.

And pay off.

Stories are like

a good cheese.

It takes a while to ripen and mature.

You don't drop the

Unless I get a balance transfer.

Do you think I can get a balance transfer

from the Amazon card?

That way I don't have to— that way I would

increase the amount of time that I'm able

to wait for the market to crash because I

really need the market to crash.

But it seems likely we're going to see

all-time highs before the crash.

At this rate,

the stupid retail investors are just

piling in like a bunch of idiots,

like 2021 all over again.

Yeah, I've got a long-term portfolio.

The problem is it only goes up when the

market goes down,

and my only long exposure is Ethereum.

Why is market not crashing?

Because stupid retail investors are all

piling in.

Retail investors have quite a lot of power

when they all do herd mentality, as you

saw with GameStop and AMC.

So it's causing institutional money to

like jump on as well because they don't

want to get left behind, so it's just

causing this massive rally.

Uh, what's probably going to happen is the

institutions are going to pump it and then

they're going to dump it, and then retail

will get left holding the bag,

and then it will just crash, won't it?

My day trading account is now £1.80.

Yep, went from £18 down to £1.80.

Not very good.

I still have that one short and it's down

130%.

Maybe I need to start again.

Maybe I just need to close this short, put

in another £10, fresh start.

This short has destroyed me.

This short is down £2.80.

And the market would have to crash so much