live Q and A with daniel whilst playing minecraft

That's my house. That's my house,

looking good. Look at my house.

If you recognize which house it is, you

get bonus brownie points. If you've been a

viewer of the channel, you might recognize

this building.

It's raining.

Let me check the sound levels.

Sound levels should be good. I checked it.

A viewer of the channel, you might

recognize this building.

Testing, testing.

It's raining. Let me check

Sound levels. Sound levels should be good.

Testing, testing.

It's raining.

Let me check the sound levels.

I want you to be able to hear the rain

whilst I'm Working.

We've got a long day ahead of us. I want

to make some major progress on the house,

make my dad proud of me. It's so weird,

actually looks like my house. I'm getting

tingles. Okay,

I'll read some comments. You should meet

Saitama Drew from Canada. He is actually—

I don't like Tokyo Drew, he says rude

things about me. First he was all being

chummy chum chum, hosting me on his

website, and then he just completely

turned against me, started calling me all

these names. What a prick.

Just because he's jealous that I've got a

sexy wife. Put a shirt on?

No, I don't want to put a shirt on. Why

should I put a shirt on? It's my channel.

Why do you not like hanging out with

people? Because people are boring.

I'd rather play Minecraft with you guys.

For some

reason, I'm gaining a lot of new

subscribers. And I found out why.

It's because some other subreddits have

started linking that same picture again.

You know the, the image that has my video

thumbnails on it where it says, I got a

Love Doll, My Love Doll Gave Me an

Infection? That, that image is being

shared around again on 2 different

subreddits. It gained over 200 subs

overnight, which is pretty cool.

Daniel, you're amazing. I subbed for a

year, a year ago. Oh, thank you. You're

amazing too.

Where's that pressure plate?

That's how you make a table on Minecraft.

I feel like I haven't been doing many

streams on the main channel recently, and

that's because I just didn't really feel

like it. I felt like people didn't care

anymore, so I've been streaming on the

second channel instead. Why won't

it go the right way around?

Do I have any O-levels or A-levels? No, I

have GCSEs. My glasses, I don't

know what brand they are. Is Minecraft my

favorite game? No. Rainbow Six is my

favorite, but I'm trying to build my house

from England because I'm starting to feel

homesick a little bit.

Whoa, I just rubber-banded. That was

weird. Am I actually

30? Yes.

Why would I stream topless? Because I'm

too lazy to put a shirt on. You can't see

anyway. You can't see below my chin.

How am I feeling? Well,

I feel okay, I guess.

I'm a bit disappointed with the reaction

on my last video.

A bit disappointed how everyone's taking

my wife's side, even though we've pretty

much done very similar things to each

other. I feel like just because

she's a woman, she's getting way more

support than I'm getting. I might have to

make another video exposing her to get

more people to hate her. But then she'll

be upset with it. It's kind of tricky

because I get annoyed that everyone's

siding with her, but then

I can't expose her because then

she'll be upset with me. So I have to put

her in a good light to make her happy,

but then it just makes everyone side with

her when they don't know the full story.

And I can't tell the full story because

it'll make my wife upset. So I kind

of shot myself in the foot doing that.

If you made a list, one side that says

wife, one side that says Daniel, of all

the bad things we've done, it would be

pretty even, all of the things we've done

that aren't very good. But people don't

know the list, or most people don't know

the list, so they will just automatically

side with her because They don't like me,

and women usually get better treatment

than men in general.

So I felt a bit frustrated how

she has this overwhelming positive

support, 1,600 likes, and she didn't even

get 100 dislikes, whereas mine has nearly

50% dislikes.

All people saying stuff like, oh, your

poor wife, she deserves someone better,

why doesn't she leave you? And me and my

wife were reading the comments laughing

because it's so strange how people think

that she's in so much danger or something.

My wife said, why are people saying things

like this? Do I seem like such a A

helpless, innocent victim.

We were laughing at how over-the-top some

of the comments were, as if she was like

this hostage that I'm holding against her

own will. All she did was complain about

me not folding the towels, and people were

saying stuff like, oh, you poor thing,

you're being minotionally ellipulated— I

mean, emotionally manipulated by Daniel

the man-child. How dare he not fold the

towels? It's just so weird.

The things she was complaining about

weren't even that bad. What was— what did

she complain about? I feel motion sickness

when we get on roller coasters and buses.

I don't fold the towels.

I get grumpy when I'm in a crowded place

and I walk very fast. Those were the

reasons, and people were acting as if I

beat her every night or something.

People's reactions were just way over the

top, I think.

They act as if I'm some kind of serial

psycho manipulator who's

blackmailing her to stay with me.

Completely over-the-top reaction.

I don't know, I guess people see that

video and they see this woman and they

think, oh, she's such a poor victim, we

have to save her against— save her from

Daniel because he doesn't fold the towels

properly. This is so stupid.

It just goes to show that people are

completely biased. I bet you can reverse

the situation, reverse all the points,

and people would still be on her side.

It's just sad I have that kind of audience

where they just take anyone else's side

against mine just because they don't like

I need concrete.

White concrete.

So I made an apology video yesterday for

today's video. I don't know how convincing

it is. I'm not very good at apologizing,

but I thought I'd apologize just, you

know, to get some people back on my side.

Problem is, I don't know if it's a very

convincing or sincere apology. I tried my

best. I'm not a very good actor.

I thought an apology would work better

instead of trying to get all defensive

like I usually do.

I'm trying to get her to make a video

called Why I Love Daniel, but we

had this massive argument because of Venus

Angelic, and then she said she won't make

videos now. Maybe she's changed her mind.

I don't know. I don't even think she knows

why she loves me or why she's with me,

because people asked that question before

on livestreams and she was just like, um,

uh, um, because he's cute.

That was it. I think it wouldn't even last

20 seconds if I tried to get her to make

that video. Everyone's asking it, so I

think it would get views.

I might make one myself, why I love my

wife. I've got a few, few reasons,

things like she's not fat,

she— what else is there? I don't know,

she's not ugly, she doesn't smell.

I think apology videos in general on

YouTube seem kind of forced anyway,

but they seem to work. People— the viewers

like it when the YouTuber apologizes and

owns up to his mistakes, so I thought I'd

give that a try. I've never done that

before. Maybe it'll work, or maybe it

I like the fact that she's kind of

dominant. Well, not dominant in the

relationship, but she's not— what's the

word? What's the opposite of dominant?

You know, usually in your stereotypical

relationship, you have the guy will be the

leader and the girl is just like the

follower. The guy will make decisions

where they're gonna go, what they're gonna

do, and the girl is just like following

the guy. Usually the girl wants the guy to

be in charge, but my wife isn't like that.

She'll make decisions for us. For example,

she made— she decided that we're going to

go camping after I suggested it. I wasn't

really serious about it, but she decided

and booked it. She decided to go on the

cruise trip, the cruise trip and the

Japanese-style inn last year. So I like

how She plans things and decides that

we're gonna do stuff so I don't have to.

I don't really want to be with a girl who

wants me to make all of the decisions

because I don't like making decisions. I

like— I don't like to be the leader in

a relationship. I like to follow. I'm not

really an alpha male in that regard.

That's why I don't really like young

girls, because usually in general younger

girls, they want the guy to be in charge.

I don't want to be in charge, because if

you're in charge, you have to take

responsibility when you

didn't make a good decision. If someone

else made the decision, then you can just

let them take the blame if things don't go

well. So if the camping trip

sucks, then I can just blame my wife

because she made the choice to go, not me.

There's something very wrong about this

house. I feel like this bit of the wall

shouldn't stick out, but then the hallway

needs to stay there, but then this room is

too narrow. This room should be wider, so

I should extend it out, but I did, but

then it sticks out here, which looks

weird. And this door bit

shouldn't be that— it should be further to

the right. There's lots of things going

wrong here.

I think I need to shift this this bit to

the right a bit.

There's definitely a gap between here.

Hopefully I get views for the camping

trip. It's gonna cost me so much money.

Do you know how much it costs for the

camping trip per person? $300 per

person. Definitely not gonna make my money

back. Probably make $70 total from the

video if I'm lucky.

Well, I guess I have to think of it as a

trip and then YouTube

As like a bonus side thing. I shouldn't—

if I think of it as I'm only going to get

views, then that's not very good.

I should think of it as we're gonna go to

have a nice time, gonna go camping, nice

experience, try something new, and YouTube

video as a bonus. If I think of it that

way, then it won't be such a big

devastating blow when I don't get views,

which I probably won't.

Had a dream I was having— I shouldn't say

that. It looks like spinach.

What does it cost so much?

Because it It's not really proper camping.

It's like glamping. It's a really nice

place, and they have all these fancy tents

already set up, and you just go into the

tent. It's like a hotel, really. It's not

really like camping in the woods. We're

not going to set up or pitch a tent in the

wilderness or anything. It's like a fancy

tent in a fancy tenting

area.

Why am I naked? I'm not naked, I'm just

not wearing a shirt.

Hmm, I think when I get the roof onto

this, it's gonna look a lot like my house.

I need to do a little bit of tinkering to

fix some of the proportions. I think some

of the proportions are bit out of shape.

I think this kitchen extension is

a bit out of shape.

Is it outside? Yeah, it's outside near

this lake surrounded by mountains, so it's

going to look very nice. But they have

these very fancy, posh-looking tents all

set up, and you just book one, you go

there, then you, you stay there. There's

no setting up the tent or anything. I'm

not sure if we can do campfires or

anything outside.

Do I enjoy making content?

Sometimes, not all the time. Depends what

the content's about. If something really

exciting happened, like Ice Poseidon

coming to Japan or Chris Broad messaging

me, then yeah, I'm really excited to make

the video. But sometimes nothing happens.

I don't have anything going on, but I have

to still make a video because it's my job.

If I don't make a video, I don't get

money. So then I have to just think of

something to make, think of something to

talk about, and I might not necessarily be

interested, genuinely interested in what

I'm talking about, but I have to.

You have to keep going into work even

though you don't feel like it. At this

point, it is basically just a job.

I would like to take a break, but I can't

afford to. Unfortunately, I don't get

hundreds of thousands of views. I don't

have the luxury to be able to just take a

break. I have to keep grinding away.

Last couple of videos doing quite well,

so I don't really feel like the pressure

is on that much this

week. But last week I felt like the

pressure was on because I was barely

getting 15k. But it's okay. For some

reason the fish video did very poorly,

but it did well for money. Strange, isn't

it? Sometimes you get 30k and it barely

makes anything, then sometimes you get 10k

and it makes way more than you expected.

Am I still vaping? Yes,

but the recent flavors I got aren't very

good. I got coffee flavor which tastes

like a shoe. I got tobacco menthol flavor

which tastes like a moldy leather shoe. I

got mango flavor, which is okay. Green

apple was the best.

Doesn't your wife pay for everything? No,

she pays for nothing. She only pays for

her half. I pay for my half, she pays for

her half. She never pays anything for me.

I don't know how many times I have to

repeat that, but people don't seem to get

it. It doesn't matter how many times I say

my wife doesn't pay for anything for me.

But people still keep going on about how

she pays for everything. I should

have it tattooed on my forehead. Even

then, people still say, oh, your wife pays

for everything. No, she doesn't.

I don't know why people think that. I've

never said that she paid for anything,

ever.

She looks really upset about the USJ trip.

Yeah, well, it was pretty boring. We just

walked around, didn't go on any rides. I

don't like roller coasters. I'm not gonna

go on a roller coaster.

There's no way you could convince me

unless you're gonna pay me. If you'd pay

me $200, then yeah, I'd go onto a roller

coaster, but I'm not gonna force myself to

go on something I hate. Why should I? Why

should I force myself that makes me feel

really sick and uncomfortable just to

please her?

Am I satisfied with life and circumstances

thus far? No, I'm not satisfied with my

YouTube channel. I'm not satisfied with—

well, apart from the YouTube channel, I

guess I'm fairly satisfied,

but I don't feel like the YouTube channel

is going well.

You can't like it if you don't try. I've

been on a roller coaster before,

absolutely hated it. It was the worst

experience ever.

I was so scared, I just froze up and I,

I tucked my head down in between my knees

and I clenched my eyes shut during the

whole thing. It was horrible.

I don't see how people can blame me for

not wanting to ride a roller coaster. I

hate roller coasters.

I wouldn't force my wife to do something

she didn't feel comfortable doing. Just

because I want her to do it. But for some

reason, people think I should force myself

to go on a roller coaster. So stupid.

I bet

you anything if I said I forced my wife to

get on a roller coaster because I wanted

to ride one, everyone would say, oh,

you're such a man-child, Daniel, ride it

by yourself. Go on a roller coaster. Oh,

thank you. Darkness.

No, never. I bet you anything if I said,

oh, I really wanted to go on the roller

coaster, but my wife wouldn't because

she's scared of heights and we had a big

argument, everyone would say that I need

to grow up, wouldn't they?

It's like it's one rule for her because

she's a woman, one rule for me.

That's what pisses me off. They're such a

bunch of hypocrites.

They would never say, oh, Chihiro should

have forced herself to get on the roller

coaster to please you, Daniel. They

wouldn't. They would say She's

afraid. Don't force her to do things she

doesn't want to.

Stop using wool. Why? I need a white wool.

I'm interested in just making up a story

where I pretend to force

my wife to go on a roller coaster when she

didn't want to, just to see what people's

reactions are. Bet you anything they'll

say, you're such a horrible husband,

Daniel, forcing your poor wife to go on a

roller coaster. But if it was the other

way around, they would be saying the

complete opposite. Bunch of hypocrites.

I'd love to just point out the hypocrisy

so much. They're always saying I'm in the

wrong, but then if you reverse the

situation, they'd be saying something

completely different. That's what

irritates me about YouTube.

There's this huge bias towards women.

People will take women's words over men,

support women, even if it's the same

circumstances. It's so unfair.

Just because I have a penis I'm

instantly the bad guy all the time.

The problem is you don't like to do

anything. That's not true, I like to do

loads of things. I like playing Rainbow

Six. I like playing Minecraft. I like— I

like watching YouTube.

That's about it, actually.

Well, YouTube is a very broad term.

There's many things on YouTube, and

there's, there's many things on Rainbow

Six.

I like what I like, and I don't like what

I don't like. And there's just not many

things me and my wife, wife both like

together. She likes going out and doing

activities like snowboarding or scuba

diving. I don't like any of those things.

I like sitting at home playing games,

watching YouTube, and buying

cameras and fiddling around with stuff.

It's not that I don't like anything, it's

just that I don't like the stuff she

Am I outdoorsy? Not at all. I'm an indoor

person. I like staying at home. I hate

going outside. I need stone

slabs for the patio.

What color? I think sandstone. Sandstone

would be

good.

She's like the complete opposite of me

personality-wise. I'm into nerdy things

and gaming, but that's just women in

general. Women in general don't like nerdy

What are my goals in life?

My only goal now is to keep the YouTube

channel going, try and find different ways

to get views. So everything's about views

now. My entire life is just, how can I get

views? What should I do to get views? How

can I stop my channel from dying? That's

like my entire life goal.

Some people might think it's sad, I guess,

but you know, you have to get money. You

have to make money somehow.

Wait, this is wrong.

It's like a financial advisor would— his

entire life would be all about finance and

economics.

And sports journalists, his life would be

just constantly reading up about sports.

Everyone has to focus their life onto

something. When you're a YouTuber,

you basically have to eat, live, eat,

sleep, and breathe YouTube. Your entire

life just becomes dominated by it. It's

not like you just wake up, whip out a

video, and then go back to playing games.

No, you have to constantly be thinking

about it. You finish making one video,

you can't relax. You have to start

thinking about the next one, and then the

next one, and then the next one. And then

the next one. It's like never-ending.

At least if you work at McDonald's, you

just go in, sign in, do your shift, go

home, then forget about it.

It's not as great as you might think it

I don't feel happy with the color of this

stone, and I feel like it's too high up.

We need to go down one level.

Oh, thank you, Caleb. We need some

drama. Well,

I don't really have any apart

from the Venus Angelic stuff. We need some

drama.

Not really much happening for drama, I'm

afraid,

unless I will leave my wife, but I don't

really want to leave my wife.

It would be so expensive if I left my

wife. I would have to get a hotel, get an

Airbnb, which would be nearly triple the

amount I'm paying now, or live in some

shitty dormitory surrounded by irritating

people.

I do not want to go from living in this

nice apartment all by myself with my wife

to living in some stinking dormitory

Sharing it with 20 Chinese guys who

probably smell and stink and snore and

piss in the public shower. Do not want to

go back to my guesthouse days. The

guesthouse days were just— ugh, do not

want to go back to that. Do you know what

it's like having to share a a shower with

nearly 100 people. It's like being in a

prison. Some, some guys do weird stuff,

like they cum in the shower and it gets

stuck in the drain.

The kitchen's always a disgusting mess,

cockroaches everywhere. Can you imagine

what it's like sharing a kitchen with 100

people? It's not pretty.

The shower's always horrible at the guest

house because the water doesn't get warm.

The water's all cold. It's okay in the

summer, but in the winter it's a

nightmare. Having a cold shower in winter

is not nice.

Married life is nice. It's comfortable,

it's cozy. We've got fish, I've got a

curved monitor, I've got a Warm shower,

don't have to share kitchen or shower room

with 100 sweaty fat Chinese guys.

It's great.

One guy came home to the guest house once

drunk and he diarrhea shat all over

the inside of a shower once. The manager

had to clean it up. The entire shower room

was closed off the entire— for the whole

day. It's disgusting. Some, some guys are

just gross. So they don't know how to act

in public. They get drunk, they shit

themselves. They don't know how to keep

themselves clean. Some men are just a

complete mess.

I need to get rid of all this dirt. It's

way too high up. This all needs to go down

at least 7 levels.

Content is dead. I'd rather have— I'd

rather lose 20k views than have to live in

a guest house and spend loads of money

traveling.

Not everything's about views. There's no

point getting views if it costs you more

money than you make

to get the views.

And there's no point spending hundreds of

dollars only to make $100. It doesn't

matter if it gets more views if you're

losing money to get the views in the first

place. You have to think about it from a

business point of view.

Isn't it easier to get sex in a

guesthouse? It depends.

It's all based on luck. First 2 times

I stayed in guesthouse, yeah, I got sex

really easily. I had sex with about 4

different girls at the guesthouse. But

then this— the 3rd and the 4th and the 5th

time I stayed in a guesthouse, I had

absolutely no luck. No cute girls. No

girls were interested in me. It was

horrible.

Last time I stayed in a guest house,

there were no cute girls. All ugly

and fat. And most of the people at the

guest house were men. Stinking, fat,

sweaty men. Old Japanese guys.

That's when I gave up on guesthouses.

Don't waste your time at guesthouses,

just go on Tinder.

Go on Tinder, just take a few nice

pictures of yourself, start dating.

You'll have way more luck than hoping to

meet someone at a guesthouse. But then you

can get lucky at a guesthouse. And meet

someone nice and then have good,

constant, regular sex.

And you never know, someone you meet at a

guest house might hit you up a few years

later. That happened to me before. This

girl that I thought I had no chance with

messaged me out of the blue a few years

after I met her, and then she became one

of my girlfriends. We had a lot of sex.

So you never know what's gonna happen.

Anything could happen. It's just kind of

What if you have no luck on Tinder? You

just have to keep trying different photos.

Photos are the main thing. If you've got a

good photo, you'll get a lot of matches.

If your photo sucks, then you're not gonna

have a lot of luck.

But the girls you match on Tinder aren't

going to be great looking. They're going

to be fat, they're going to be old,

they're going to be weird looking,

they're going to be mentally ill. You're

not going to get good girls on Tinder

unless you yourself, you look like some

kind of model. But then if you look like a

model, why are you on Tinder? Go to a

nightclub. Go to a bar. Don't go on

Tinder. Tinder's for ugly fat people,

or people who have no social skills like

Or learn pickup. I think the best thing to

do would be to learn pickup. You would get

so much better sex if you just learned how

to approach women. That's something I

regret not having the guts to try pick up.

I think I'll always regret that, never

having the guts to even try it once.

It's just too scary. I couldn't imagine

doing it. The rejection, the feeling of

This— the chance of being rejected is just

too scary. Even thinking about it scares

me, sends a shiver down my spine.

I don't want to be rejected. It hurts.

They look at you like you're some kind of

weirdo. Crushes your

soul. One rejection and I'll just be

crying. Cry myself to sleep.

I actually accidentally approached a girl

once because I was going on a date with

this Japanese girl, and my eyesight

is pretty bad. I can't really distinguish

faces from a distance, and I thought this

girl was the girl that I was supposed to

be meeting, and I walked up to her and I

said hi. It wasn't her. Do you know what

she did? She just looked up at me for 2

seconds, looked at me straight in the

face, and then looks back down with like

this face of disgust, like, who the fuck

are you? Kind of face. She didn't even say

anything back to me. She looked up at me

and then looked straight back down, and

then I realized that wasn't who I was

supposed to be meeting. I just walked

away. I didn't even say anything. I just

went, oh, and I walked— I turned around,

walked away. It was so embarrassing. That

was the closest I ever got to approaching

a girl.

It was an accidental approach.

I can't tell the difference between

people's faces. I can't even recognize my

wife from a distance. Everyone's faces

just look like a blurry mess.

I need to get new glasses. I haven't had

my eyes tested since 2009.

2008 was the last time I got checked.

I need more powerful glasses.

Why is it so dark? How do I change The

time, I think it's time and then set and

then do noon. There we

Did I say anything interesting to me?

When we met, he said, he said, I think you

and I are quite similar in a lot of ways.

That's what he said. That was quite nice.

I felt like we had a connection there. It

was like the real Ice revealed himself for

a second. You know, on streams he's always

like doing this persona, hyping it up.

You don't really see the real Ice on his

streams because he's like doing an act.

It was a nice touching moment when he said

that to me. I felt like we had a

connection because

I think we are kind of similar,

but at the same time complete opposites.

He's very loud. And doesn't have a problem

approaching people or talking to

strangers. But I think we both have this

kind of loneliness that made us want to

share our entire lives on the internet.

He does it through streaming, I do it

through vlogging. We— I guess we were both

so lonely we decided to turn to YouTube

and the internet, Twitch streaming,

vlogging, so we can get some kind of

connection with people. He just went down

a different pathway where he opened up to

people, and I just kind of went the

opposite way where I closed up to people

I probably did close up a lot more since

I started YouTube. I was a lot more open

before.

Before. It was nice. It was kind of

strange though. It's always strange when

you're watching— you've been watching

someone for such a long time and then you

see them in real life. You think, wow, we

actually exist in the same universe, in

the same dimension. When you watch people

on the internet or TV, it kind of feels

like they don't actually exist in the same

dimension as you. It's like a different

alternate reality they

I think there's a window here.

Do do do. I really want to get the roof

on. It's gonna look amazing.

I think it should— I'm

not sure. There's definitely a white bit

that goes underneath the roof like this.

Why am I building my house from home?

Because I feel a bit homesick. I thought

it'd be cool if I could recreate it. My

goal is to finish the whole house and then

do the whole garden, and then when that's

finally done, I'll do the whole

neighborhood. I'll do my uncle's house,

the gypsies' house. I'll do the petrol

station, I'll do the A20.

How long do you think it would take me?

As long as I don't give up, I should be

able to finish it. I've got unlimited

time. It's gonna be so cool

to walk around my childhood home in

Minecraft. The garden's gonna take

forever because I have to get rid of all

of these hills. Because the house should

be— I should have built the house on the

hill actually, not below the hills,

because the house is on like a hill and

then it slopes down where the garden is.

The garden is definitely lower,

on a lower level, and then there's like

another hill that goes up to the station,

the petrol station. I could do the train

station as well. I could eventually do all

of Kent if I had enough time.

I removed everyone from the server so no

one's going to blow it up.

Have I called my mother? No, but she

messaged me. She said she's going to some

forest with my sister over Christmas

because it's too sad to stay at home for

Christmas. It's gonna be our first

Christmas where my dad's not alive. So

Why can't it stay as

daytime?

I can't see when it's dark.

It's so weird when people who don't know

what Minecraft is, they say, so what do

you do on Minecraft? Do you just build?

Well, yeah, basically. It's like saying,

oh, what do you do on Call of Duty? Do you

just shoot people? What do you do on Colin

McRae Rally? Do you just drive? Well,

yeah, basically that is what you do.

I never understood Minecraft. You just

build. Yes, you build and

you mine and you craft. That's why it's

called Minecraft. Oh my God,

how could you not know what Minecraft is?

It's like not knowing what Lego is. What

do you do with Legos? You just stick the

bricks together and then build stuff.

Well, yeah, pretty much that's what you

You have a balcony? Yes, my sister's room

has a balcony, and I'm so stupid because

when I was in England, I Why didn't I— why

didn't I buy a sniper rifle airsoft

gun and shoot the rabbits? Oh, I'm so

stupid. That would have been so much fun.

I can't believe no one suggested that I

get a sniper rifle and I shot rabbits from

my garden. I want to go home so badly just

to do that. Why didn't I do that? It would

have been so much fun. I really want

to go home just to try.

Maybe me and my wife can go back for

Christmas when my sister and mum are out,

and it'll be like our home. That'd be

weird, wouldn't it? Imagine if it became

my house.

So weird, my house not having my dad

there.

The house has always been like a symbol of

my dad. The house was basically

him.

I wonder if there's fungus, like a— maybe

there's a whole colony of bacteria

thriving inside of the vaginal area of my

sex Imagine I go home, I unbox the

sex doll that I have, and it's just like a

thriving fungal community.

There's mushrooms sprouting out of it as

well. Oh, I can't imagine what it looks

like. Disgusting. It shouldn't

be because I washed it. I rinsed it out

before I left, put it back into the box,

but you never know, maybe a few spores

survived.

I want to set it on fire and just melt it.

Well, I want to fuck it one more time at

least. That'll be nice. I do kind of miss

it. The buttocks were so round and bouncy,

squeezable.

I saw David Bond got a free sex

doll and he said it felt really good after

leaving it in the garage because it warmed

up. But he said he's going to get rid of

it because he doesn't want to turn into a

guy who just fucks a sex doll all the

time. He'd rather spend his sexual

frustration energy on getting real sex,

which is a good point. If you get a sex

doll, you just end up giving up on real

women because it's easier to just have sex

with the sex doll. Why put effort and

energy into getting a real woman when you

can just do it with the sex doll?

Maybe I'll get TNT and just blow up

everything.

I need to get rid of all these hills.

How do I— I need flint. Flint and

Well, that didn't do much.

I need way more.

Oh no, the TNT's flying.

It's gonna blow up my house. Need to be

careful. I didn't know TNT gets blown up

into the air like that.

I need to get rid of all of this dirt.

I wish there was a rocket launcher and

then you could just shoot and then blow up

chunks of, chunks of dirt on Minecraft.

That'd be very useful.

I think Minecraft is the only game,

the only good game where you can build

stuff. Is there any other game? The Sims

maybe? But in The Sims you can't walk

around first person in the house, you're

just floating above it. I don't want to

float above, I want to, I want to be able

to walk into the house first person as if

I'm actually there. I can't think of any

other game that does it— does that as well

as Minecraft. Maybe there's some kind of

really realistic room decorating

simulator that would be better. I don't

But if you want to make stuff like your

childhood home, I think Minecraft is a

pretty good game for doing that.

It's just very time-consuming, but I kind

of like it. It's, it's a bit like getting

a model kit and then just building it,

spending a lot of time on it, making it

look good, and then you get the finished

product and you can admire it to put it on

I feel like these windows are a bit too

wide.

I need to do my parents' bedroom. It's a

bit of a mess. I can't remember the

color of the carpet. I think it was blue.

Was it blue? My dad only just finished

putting that carpet in the end of last

year. And he didn't even get to enjoy it

for even more than half a year. Can't we

bring my dad back to life? There must be a

I'll sell my YouTube channel.

I think I would actually sacrifice my

YouTube channel if I could bring my dad

back. I don't know, but I have to get a

job. I don't want to get a job,

but I would like my dad to come back.

It's a hard decision. Why is he walking so

slowly?

There's another Reddit post about you on

Cringetopia. There's another Reddit post

about me on these other 2 subreddits. I

forgot the name. One has 22,000 upvotes.

All the comments are the same. It's boring

now. They just say, isn't this the guy

Elvish Odin made a video about? Isn't this

the Asian Onision? Is this guy a troll?

Is it all satire? He must be

doing satire.

Well, I guess it's kind of like satire

based off of real events.

Why is there no blue? I want a blue.

That blue is quite nice.

I mean, if you have to ask if it's satire

or not, then I don't think there's any

point in explaining it to you. You either

get it or you don't get it. It's like

trying to explain humor. You either get

the humor or or you don't get it. And even

if I tried explaining it to you all day

long, you're not going to get it. You

either get it, you don't get it.

And it seems the majority of my viewers

just don't get it. That's why they get

angry. The only reason people get angry is

because they don't get it.

The people who get it, they get it.

They're the people who don't get angry and

they just, you know, they go along with

it. You know, they make jokes in the

comments and stuff. They don't get all

butthurt because my wife is complaining.

Unfortunately, I managed to create an

audience of people who don't get it. I

have no idea how that happened.

I think you guys get it, that's why you're

still here. People who didn't get it,

they just left, unsubscribed. Yeah,

well, I don't need them. Good riddance.

I'd rather have people who get it than

people who just get angry all the time.

I just feel sorry for them. Because

they're so dull, they can't laugh at

anything. The only thing they laugh at is

probably cat— funny cat

videos. It's just sad.

I thought it was pretty funny when I asked

Venus if she would go on a date with me if

I left my wife. Made me laugh. It made

Venus laugh as well. That was the whole

point, is to make me laugh and to make her

laugh and have some kind of reaction.

It's just like a way to shock people.

It's not supposed to be taken seriously,

but then people take it serious. If you—

obviously, if you take jokes seriously,

then you're not gonna find it funny. The

point is, it's not serious. That's why

it's called a joke. A joke is something

you say that you're not serious about.

Okay, you can argue that it wasn't funny.

Sure, I'm not saying it was an amazing

joke, but just because you don't

find it funny doesn't mean it's not a

joke. It just means you didn't find it

funny. I can make an unfunny joke, it

still means it's a joke.

Chihiro didn't find it funny. Yeah, well,

she found it pretty funny when she was

sending messages to the Australian guy

saying she missed his dick. She found that

funny, didn't she? So it's okay when she

does it, but not okay when I do it. Well,

if that's the game we're gonna play.

Okay, this bedroom is wrong. It's not this

small, it should be wider,

but then this bit's too narrow. It's so

tricky because the blocks are so big in

Minecraft. You can't have half a

block. You can have a slab, but you can't

have half of a vertical block.

And then it makes me wonder, if people

think I'm so unfunny and so boring, why

did— why do they watch then? It's like

going to a comedian's gig that you don't

find funny and his jokes irritate you,

but you keep going to his gig to sit there

complaining. That's how I think of the

majority of my audience. They keep

complaining they don't find me funny or

interesting, Or they don't even like me,

but they keep coming. I'm not complaining

because I get money from it, but it's just

weird. You don't

think I'm funny, you find me irritating,

but you keep coming back just to complain.

I don't know who's more stupid.

I'm not complaining, like, I want them to

come back because I get money from it,

but But I just find it a bit, a little bit

weird, a little bit strange.

But can you really— who's to blame? No

one's, no one's forcing them to keep

coming back, you know. I'm grateful

that they do come back because I need, I

need views. I'd just rather have people

who actually enjoy my content watching

instead of having a bunch of people who

don't enjoy it and only watch it to

complain. Unfortunately, I seem to have

failed to attract an audience who actually

enjoy my content.

Why aren't I streaming on Twitch? Because

when I stream on Twitch, I get like 20

people watching. So boring when there's

hardly anyone watching. The chat's always

dead because no one's saying anything. At

least here we got a nice amount of people,

people chatting. I've got things— I've got

comments to respond off of.

Your channel's dying, you had to buy subs.

I didn't buy subs. There's subreddits

sharing my videos right now. That's why

it's going up. If you don't believe me,

go on to my Discord where there's links

to the subreddits. I'll find

them for you right now. You can go on to

it right now and you'll see my channel

being shared.

Um, what was it called?

Go to— I think it's Cringetopia.

Yeah, go to r/Cringetopia. A love story

for the ages, shared 16 hours ago,

22,000 upvotes. And there's another

one called r/BlursedImages.

B-L-U-R-S-E-D images.

7 hours ago. Has 8,000

upvotes. If you don't believe me,

I don't buy subs. Subs— the amount of subs

you have is completely meaningless. Look.

Go on to r/blurred_images right now,

you'll see my channel at the top.

And there's one more, what was it called?

I was pretty surprised. I went to bed and

I was losing subs because I've been losing

subs. I lost nearly 70 subs

because of the My Wife Hates My Husband

video. And then I woke up this morning to

92,000 subs. I was pretty pleased with

that. Holy shit, it's still going up.

92,298 now.

I wonder how many subs I'll get from it.

It's always the same pictures. Of the,

the whole Love Doll series.

It's the, it's the Love Doll series, and

then the Love Doll Gave Me an STI that's

getting shared on these cringe subreddits.

So every time my subs go up, it's probably

because of those subreddits, because

bloody YouTube, they, they're not

recommending my stuff anymore. Last time I

got a big viral hit was last year in

September called Please Stop Saying

My Wife Looks Like My Mum. Since then, I

haven't had a single big hit apart from

the Love Doll stuff, which was thanks to

Reddit, not thanks to the stupid YouTube

algorithm. The YouTube algorithm has— I

think it's blacklisted me or turned its

back on me or something, because something

very fishy is happening. Either YouTube

has blacklisted me, stops my videos from

getting pushed out to new people,

or maybe my titles or my ideas are just

not good enough.

The only way I get extra views now is from

cringe subreddits, which is okay, I guess.

It's just kind of worrying that I can't

get these viral hits anymore. I don't know

what I can do. I need some kind

of groundbreaking original idea

that the algorithm will push out, but I

just don't really have any.

I don't really think my content is not

family-friendly.

I just complain about my wife.

Most my videos have just all been about my

wife. My wife, my wife, my wife, my wife,

my wife, my wife. It's basically

just a my wife channel now.

Did you take into consideration anything

in the Why I Hate My Husband video? Not

really. I'm not going to cling film wrap

stuff now because I, I don't cook

anymore. I used to cook and I would just—

I'd cut an onion in half, use half of it,

and then put the rest of it in the fridge.

But I don't cook. I stopped cooking. My

wife cooks now, so the cling film thing

isn't really a problem. The towels,

well, sometimes I fold it. Depends on my

mood. Sometimes I just fold it quickly and

toss it up onto the shelf. I don't really

see it— see it as a big problem.

Roller coasters. I'm not gonna ride a

roller coaster. I'm not gonna force

myself. We're not gonna go back to USJ or

any theme park ever again anyway, so

that's not a problem. I'm never

going to stop having car sickness, so

that's not going to change.

They're not really big problems,

in my opinion. I don't really see why

people are making such a big fuss of it.

Oh, poor Chihiro. Daniel, you're horrible.

Leave her so she can find a better man.

Leave her so she can find a man who faults

towels properly. Yeah, as if she would

leave me because I don't fold the towels

or cling film onions. People are so silly

sometimes.

My wife's not gonna leave me because I

don't cling film wrap an onion.

I hate roller coasters. They just I don't

understand how you can enjoy them. You

must be some kind of freak who enjoys

being tortured. If you enjoy roller

coasters, I think there's something wrong

with you.

She wasn't only complaining about towels.

What else then? Roller coasters?