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Raining.

This is different.

I can't see the chat. Half of it's cut off.

Look.

And the app doesn't work. Look, the app doesn't show my stream. It doesn't say I'm streaming. What a stupid app. Maybe there's an update. Look, just says recent broadcast.

See half the, um.

Oh, on iPhone the app works.

Kind of.

Uh, raining. Oh yeah, the iPhone app works, but the Android app doesn't. Maybe I put the flip phone in my pocket. Okay, let's see if that works. It's kind of windy and rainy today. I've got pretty good bitrate here.

3,000. Let me get like a green pot.

Maybe like this. Cleaning spoils. That'll be pretty good, actually.

Is it for cleaning?

Soji. Why is it in Japanese? 100 baht. What else?

Oh, this one's bigger.

Maybe this will be better. Okay, get this. Uh, my fish died. It died inside of the fake plastic log. It got stuck. I'm gonna get a new log. Maybe this one so it doesn't get stuck. This one's too big. I get this one.

What else?

Oh, I need medicine. My fish have parasites. How much? 210.

Okay, what else do I need? Uh, I need medicine.

Where would they have medicine? I'm not sure if I want to buy a new betta. He might eat my shrimp.

You have medicine?

Yeah.

How old are you?

I'm 56.

Oh, they have it. White spot.

Rot spot. It's like a white dot. White, uh, like this. Yeah, white spot. My fish.

Nice.

I put in the tank, like, in tank. Um, how to use? 30.

100 liters.

100 liters. Okay, how much?

Uh, 380 baht. 380. Um, okay.

Thank you.

My fish is sick.

Fish is dead.

No, it's a bigger bag, so—

Bitrate's pretty good.

1,000 baht. Oh, so busy. Ah, damn it, this one's bigger.

Stream looks pretty good. It's probably the best looking stream I've ever done. Stable, not lagging. Ah, I should have bought this.

There we go.

Super itch. Surely this is the same as what I bought. White spot treatment of white spots. My phone's getting really hot as well. I can't tell if my GoPro is charging or not. I think it's charging.

Hello.

I need to stream for 2 hours to get my sub button. Oh wow, wow, my phone is really hot. So do you think that thing I bought was the right medicine? It says white spot on it. I should have bought the one that says itch. White spot itch. Oh, they got a southpaw. I didn't notice it. Oh, it's eating rice. Imagine being able to fly but your whole life You're chained down. Oh, should I buy a motorbike? I saw Sam Pepper on the motorbike. It looks kind of fun. Yeah, I mean, if the bottle says white spot, then it should be fine because that's what my fish have. They got little white spots, some kind of parasite. 50,000 baht for a motorbike. How much is that? That's like $1,000. But these are brand new. I feel like my legs are too weak and I'll drop it. 50,000 baht? My rent is 10,000 baht, which is about $300. Can someone Google 50,000 baht in USD? Yeah, I don't think I can legally drive, but I think in Thailand no one actually cares. They just gave Sam Pepper a motorbike without asking for any ID. But to be able to legally drive, you need the international driving permit, which you can only get in the UK. You have to get it in the country you got your license, so I would have to go back home. I don't really fancy streaming myself illegally driving. I'd probably get in trouble. Stupid haters gonna report me. The guy's playing guitar on the street. This is leaving the market. Let's go back. Should I give him some money? I wonder how much he makes doing that. Probably more than I make. I mean, I'm not going to make anything from this. No ads, no sub button. Seems kind of expensive, £1,000. I thought it'd be like £400, but I guess those are new ones. I've only got 50% battery on my phone. I don't even know if the GoPro is charging or not. My power bank's weird. You have to hold down the power button for it to actually charge, and it doesn't say on the screen if it's charging or not. What else should I buy? Um, I should probably treat my tank, get rid of that parasite before I put a new fish into it.

Thermometer. Look at all the shrimp.

Oh my God, it's like hundreds. They really sell everything here.

Yeah.

This one looks like mine. It got stuck in a hole and then— oh, look at this one, had to flush it down the toilet.

Hmm, what time is it?

May I get some food? I'll come back next week. I need to treat my fish first, get rid of that white spot disease, and then I'll get a new betta. So I think my shrimp are kind of happy now the betta is dead. They're not hiding. Let's see if I get a signal inside of the shopping centre. I've only got 47% battery on my phone and I only have one USB-C cable for my GoPro. What to do? Battery's draining pretty quick. 46 now. Well, I'm surprised how good the quality is. Seems to be working pretty well. Look, I got 3,400 kilobits. Why wasn't it like I did this last time I streamed here. I bought this, um, internet pack. It cost like 30 baht. Gives me, um, 8 megabits per second speed for 1 day. I think I spent 700 baht today. What do they sell here? They just sell weird stuff. Clothing. Best looking street I've ever done. The hell? Look how stable it is as well. Should have done this in Japan messing around with stupid cars.

Fun Station.

It doesn't look very fun. I was freaking out yesterday. I couldn't find my betta fish. I thought it jumped out, so I was moving all the furniture trying to find it. Took out the fake plastic log, it wasn't in there, and then I looked again And it was like stuffed down inside of a tiny little hole. Like, it literally crawled into a hole and died. Maybe it killed itself. Oh yeah, this isn't YouTube. I can swear and say whatever I want. Maybe it was so fed up with life, it just wanted to end itself. How does it crawl into a hole, get stuck, and die? I wondered why I didn't see it for hours. Yesterday I I saw it when I was streaming, and then a few hours I didn't see it.

I don't think you did.

No one even wears helmets here. Have you tried eSIM? Yeah, they weren't very good. I tried it in Japan for the streams and I had to buy a new one because it wasn't any good. Oh, are these fish tanks as well? They sell fish stuff everywhere. Maybe having fish is like a really popular hobby in Thailand. I see so many fish stores.

Wow.

Wow, this fish store is big. Black mosquito larvae. Look, stuff here. You can buy mosquito eggs.

Do they—

imagine they all hatch in my home. CO2 atomizer.

Uh-oh, the roof's dropping. Protein powder for fish. I don't know about that.

Look at these weird lizards. It is a video. I don't know what to say when they try to talk to me. If I say what, it's kind of rude.

What? I wonder if they have medicine here.

Which nurse? Hey, this one removes ammonia.

300 baht.

Maybe I'll get some ammonia removing. Detoxifies ammonia.

180 baht. Where's the medicine?

160?

Yeah, right now.

Thank you, thank you.

I always think I'm tired.

More money.

Oh, my key!

My key magnetically attached itself to my phone. Okay, I think that's enough shopping for fish stuff. 12 viewers, nice! I might do this on YouTube sometime since this setting This app seems to work pretty well. I'm inside of a shopping center and I'm streaming and it looks good. I just hope the GoPro is charging. Yeah, I have no idea if it's charging. It charges my phone, so I'm guessing it's charging the GoPro. Uh, where should I go? Food court. Down, down. See what we have. More fish stuff. I might go down. How do I get down there? Looks pretty good. Can I get number 2? Number 2.

No, buy card. What?

Buy card?

Oh, okay.

I'm gonna buy a stupid card. Why don't they just take cash?

Where do I buy a card?

She's just pointed this way.

Maybe here.

Can I have cod? Fried cod. How much?

5.

Thank you. Why is she just staring at me? Talking on the phone. I thought she was talking to me. Customer service sucks. They just chat on the phone whilst they work. So annoying. Give me a big fat number 2.

What size you want?

Uh, small size. Wait, do you have chopsticks? Okay.

Ow, it's hot.

Where are the chopsticks? Why don't they give me a trolley?

Stupid place.