My boss found my YouTube channel

So my boss found my YouTube channel. I was

kind of expecting this to happen

eventually at some point, and I didn't

really care if she found out or not

because I was just so sick of working

there that I wanted to quit anyway. This

happened about 4 weeks ago, and at the

time I couldn't talk about it because she

said that if I kept making videos about

work that she might fire me. And at that

time I didn't want to lose my job just

yet, so I decided not to say anything

about it. I did mention it vaguely in one

video, and I think most of you understood

what I was getting at, which is just so I

mean, what happened to freedom of speech?

What right does anyone have to tell me

what I can or cannot talk about on my own

YouTube channel? I can talk about whatever

the fuck I want to. If I think that my

coworker is a dick, I should be able to

express that however I want. We're not

living in Nazi Germany or North Korea.

This is supposed to be the United Kingdom.

Anyway, I decided to hand in my notice for

a number of reasons which I'll talk about

in a different video. So now I can finally

talk about what happened. I hope my future

employer doesn't find this video. No one's

going to employ me ever again, are they?

Fuck. So 4 weeks ago, I go into work at 10

PM to start my night shift, and then 15

minutes later, my boss walks into the

store, which is really weird because my

boss never comes into work at that time.

The only reason she ever comes in at that

time is because she wants to have a word

with one of the night staff because she's

not happy about something. So I get called

into the office to have a word, and I sit

down in the office, and my boss is sitting

there as well, and she has this gigantic

sadistic grin on her face, kind of like An

interrogator grinning before he starts

inserting bamboo shoots underneath his

victim's fingernails. And the first thing

she said to me was, Daniel, do you know

what we're going to talk about today? And

I said, no. I was starting to get very

nervous. And she just said it. She said,

I found your YouTube channel. And then

there was silence. And I was thinking to

myself, shit. The only thing I was

thinking about was how. How was that even

possible? So I asked her, how? How did you

find my channel? And she said that the

petrol station owner's sister was on

YouTube and randomly found one of my

videos, which sounds really suspicious

because there's millions and millions of

videos on YouTube. What are the chances

that someone who knows me finds one of my

videos coincidentally? I didn't even know

the owner had a sister. I don't even know

what she looks like. But now that I think

about it, at the Christmas party there was

this one blonde-haired woman who came up

to me and randomly gave me a glass of beer

and then took a photo with me, which was

kind of strange. So I'm not sure if that

was his sister or not. She didn't even

send me the photo afterwards. If you're

going to take a photo with me, at least

send me the photo afterwards so I can use

it in a YouTube video later. So the whole

thing's very suspicious. I find it very

hard to believe that someone who knows me

can just randomly find one of my videos on

YouTube. My channel isn't even that big,

and only about 15% of the audience are

from the United Kingdom. I was starting to

wonder if one of my haters found out where

I worked, which isn't really difficult,

and then told my boss about my YouTube

channel, which is really a sad thing to

do. It's kind of like the equivalent of

telling the teacher, oh look, Daniel's

making videos saying bad things about his

coworker. You better take a look and then

fire him. Anyway, my boss said that she

found my YouTube channel and she watched

loads of my videos, and she said that they

were really funny and entertaining. I

wasn't really embarrassed. I was actually

trying really hard not to laugh. I just

imagined her sitting there watching my

videos, watching me talk about dick cheese

and having sex with Japanese girls, and it

was just hilarious. She said my videos

were really funny, but then she said she

also saw the videos where I talked— where

I rambled and ranted about my coworker,

about how much I hate him and how much I

hate my job, and And she wasn't happy with

those. She said that they needed to come

down. And she also saw the video, the one

called Night Shift at the Petrol Station,

the one where I walked around at work

showing you the inside of the store. She

wasn't happy about that. I don't really

see what's wrong with filming inside of a

store. I guess some people might say

there's a security risk. People who want

to rob the place might be able to watch

the video and see what it's like inside of

the store. They might be able to scope the

place out. But then, if they really were

planning on robbing the place, they could

just walk into the store anyway and see it

for themselves. Also, I don't see what's

wrong with talking about my coworkers in a

video. Sure, if they saw the video, they

would be upset, but then what are the

chances of them randomly finding the

video? And even if they do find it and

they're upset, so what? It's like a

politician getting upset because people

are saying bad things about him. Maybe if

the politician wasn't a dick in the first

place, then people wouldn't say bad things

about him. Just because you don't like

something someone says doesn't mean that

people shouldn't be able to say what they

think. Or it's like a game company being

upset because a game critic gave their

game a negative review or said something

bad about their game. And then they tried

taking down the video on YouTube. That

isn't how it works. This isn't Nazi

Germany. She also saw the videos where I

said things like, I really hate my job and

I don't do my work properly on purpose

because I want to get fired because that's

easier than having to say that I want to

quit. And then she asked me, do you want

me to fire you? Because if you want me to

fire you, I'll fire you. And I said, no,

I don't want to get fired just yet,

because at the time I still wanted to save

up a bit more money before I eventually

quit. She also saw the videos where I was

talking about Japanese girls and

ex-girlfriends and the Taiwanese girl. I

actually had a dream about the Taiwanese

girl last night. We were having sex. It

was a good dream. The Taiwanese girl was

the reason why I got the job in the first

place, because I wanted to buy her a plane

ticket to come to the UK and stay at my

house. And the plan was to have her stay

here and then eventually get her to fall

in love with me, and then we would have

sex. But it never happened.

She said that her favorite video was the

All My Exes Were Ugly video, which— which

is a great choice. That's one of my

favorites as well. I'm really proud of

that video. Now that I think about it,

I'm really surprised I didn't get fired

after all the things she heard me say.

I'm surprised I didn't just get fired on

the spot. She has a good sense of humor,

which is something a lot of my viewers

don't have, hence the high number of

dislikes on a lot of my videos. Serious

people, so boring. I'm actually glad that

I didn't get fired because a few days

later something really interesting

happened, which I'll talk about in the

next video, so stay tuned for that. I

don't want to tell you everything that

happened in one video because, you know,

you have to pace these things out, and I'm

starting to run out of stories to tell. I

don't have an unlimited amount of stories.

I've already talked about all my

ex-girlfriends apart from one. There's

still one more ex-girlfriend that I

haven't talked about, and I think it's a

really interesting story, so I'm going to

save it for later for the grand finale,

so stay tuned for that. Also, 2 weeks ago

someone kept prank calling us at work,

and I'm not sure if that was one of you

guys, but I don't work there anymore, so

you can stop now.