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Why I HATE Pokémon Legends - Arceus!
2022-02-01 · 8 min
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Hello, welcome back to a new video game
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0:00–0:02 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_0review. So recently I've been playing the
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0:02–0:04 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_1brand new Pokémon Legends: Arceus, and I
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0:04–0:08 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_2just have to say that as an avid fan of
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0:08–0:10 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_3the Pokémon series and gaming franchise,
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0:11–0:13 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_4I just had to play this game. And I was
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0:13–0:16 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_5looking forward to this game so much, I
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0:16–0:17 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_6was so hyped up. Every single day, all I
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0:18–0:19 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_7could think about was this brand new
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0:20–0:21 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_8Pokémon game. As someone who's played
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0:21–0:23 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_9nearly every single Pokémon game that's
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0:23–0:25 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_10ever been made, I was really looking
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0:25–0:26 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_11forward to something new. Unfortunately,
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0:27–0:29 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_12upon playing Pokémon Legends: Arceus, I
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0:29–0:31 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_13can see that they have tried to make
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0:31–0:33 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_14something new, but unfortunately the
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0:33–0:35 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_15concepts and the ideas of the new things
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0:36–0:37 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_16in this game just kind of fall flat on its
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0:37–0:40 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_17face and flop miserably. So when I first
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0:40–0:43 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_18booted up the game, I was really impressed
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0:43–0:45 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_19with the colorful art style, but
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0:46–0:47 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_20unfortunately the graphics were just not
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0:48–0:49 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_21quite up to my standards. I know that it's
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0:49–0:52 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_22a Switch game and the Switch is quite an
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0:52–0:54 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_23old console by now in today's standards,
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0:54–0:56 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_24and it doesn't really have the most
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0:57–0:58 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_25powerful hardware and graphic
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0:58–1:00 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_26computational systems, but it's 2022 and I
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1:01–1:04 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_27kind of expect a little bit more in
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1:04–1:06 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_28graphical fidelity from my video games.
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1:07–1:08 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_29The textures are so flat. You go up to a
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1:09–1:11 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_30rock or terrain in the grass and it just
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1:11–1:14 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_31looks rubbish, and the pop-in rates are
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1:14–1:16 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_32just absolutely abysmal. I also don't like
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1:17–1:19 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_33the way the Pokémon look in this Pokémon
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1:19–1:21 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_34game. I know Pokémon are fictional,
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1:21–1:23 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_35colorful, cute animals and they don't
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1:24–1:25 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_36actually supposed— they're not really
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1:25–1:27 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_37supposed to look realistic, but my God,
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1:27–1:29 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_38they look like blow-up balloons this game.
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1:29–1:31 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_39They look like toys. They look like
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1:31–1:33 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_40they're gonna pop if you prick it with a
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1:34–1:35 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_41needle. They just don't look believable at
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1:35–1:38 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_42all. When I had my Pokémon summoned out in
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1:38–1:40 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_43front of me, instead of thinking I had
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1:40–1:42 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_44realistic, believable, cute Pokémon in
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1:42–1:45 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_45front of me, I just felt like I had these
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1:45–1:46 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_46weird toys standing there that didn't
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1:46–1:49 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_47really have any weight. They could just
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1:49–1:50 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_48blow off and fly off in the wind, or you
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1:50–1:53 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_49could kick it and they'll just bounce away
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1:53–1:54 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_50like a football. The way they look just
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1:55–1:57 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_51looks kind of weird, and I'm not a big fan
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1:57–1:59 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_52of this new visual style of the Pokémon.
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1:59–2:02 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_53The gameplay in this game is not really up
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2:03–2:05 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_54to my standards either. So the gameplay in
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2:05–2:07 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_55this new Pokémon game is pretty much
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2:08–2:09 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_56stereotypical of any kind of gameplay
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2:09–2:12 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_57you'd find in any other of the Pokémon
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2:12–2:13 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_58games. It's basically the same. You just
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2:14–2:16 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_59summon your Pokémon and then you've got a
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2:16–2:17 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_60list of moves that you can choose from
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2:17–2:19 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_61that take points to perform, and certain
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2:19–2:23 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_62moves are faster. The Pokémon take it in
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2:23–2:24 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_63turns to take whacks at each other. Now
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2:24–2:27 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_64you've got this new combat system which
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2:27–2:29 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_65involves agile moves and strong moves.
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2:29–2:31 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_66Agile moves do less damage, but then you
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2:32–2:33 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_67can attack twice in a row. And strong
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2:33–2:36 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_68moves basically are just stronger— they do
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2:36–2:39 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_69more damage, but then you have to only do
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2:39–2:41 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_70one at a time. If you do agile moves, you
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2:41–2:44 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_71can get in a second move quickly before
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2:44–2:46 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_72your opponent has a chance to take any
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2:46–2:48 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_73action. So maybe if you want to apply some
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2:48–2:50 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_74kind of debuff or stun, the agile moves
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2:51–2:53 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_75will give you a bit of an advantage. But
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2:53–2:55 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_76this is a very basic kind of
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2:55–2:57 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_77implementation in this combat system,
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2:57–2:59 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_78it's not really that fascinating. I mean,
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3:00–3:01 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_79games have always had this kind of— you
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3:02–3:04 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_80can do a move that's faster but does less
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3:04–3:06 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_81damage, or you could do a heavy slow
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3:06–3:08 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_82attack which does more damage but takes
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3:08–3:10 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_83longer. This isn't really anything new in
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3:10–3:12 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_84the video game industry. My main complaint
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3:13–3:15 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_85with the visuals of the game is that the
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3:15–3:17 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_86world looks very bland. Now, I know that
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3:17–3:20 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_87they're not claiming it to be some kind of
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3:20–3:21 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_88MMO or have like a sprawling realistic,
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3:21–3:24 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_89full of life open world. But my god, the
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3:24–3:27 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_90game world in this game looks so bland and
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3:27–3:29 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_91lifeless. You're just like pottering
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3:30–3:31 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_92around this world which is completely
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3:31–3:33 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_93devoid of life apart from the one or two
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3:33–3:36 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_94Pokémon scattered here and there that
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3:36–3:37 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_95don't really do much apart from just stand
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3:38–3:39 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_96around and roam about. But they don't
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3:40–3:41 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_97really have any kind of realistic
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3:42–3:43 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_98simulation of life. They've also removed a
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3:44–3:47 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_99lot of the advanced, more in-depth
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3:47–3:49 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_100features from previous Pokémon games. I
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3:49–3:51 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_101guess they're trying to dumb down the game
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3:51–3:53 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_102a bit for new players and younger players.
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3:54–3:55 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_103They're trying to strip away a lot of the
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3:55–3:57 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_104fluff from the older games, and maybe that
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3:57–3:59 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_105sounds like a good idea, but in reality it
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4:00–4:02 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_106just means what you're left with is a very
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4:02–4:04 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_107bare-to-bones basic Pokémon game where all
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4:04–4:06 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_108you do is go around this very bland
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4:07–4:08 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_109landscape and capture Pokémons and fight
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4:08–4:12 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_110Pokémons, and that's it really. There is a
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4:12–4:14 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_111story, but no one really plays Pokémon
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4:14–4:16 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_112games for their story. The story is very
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4:17–4:19 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_113uninteresting. It's pretty much anything
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4:19–4:20 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_114you would expect Apart from the twist is
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4:21–4:23 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_115it's supposed to be set before all of the
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4:23–4:25 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_116other Pokémon stuff, back in the times
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4:25–4:27 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_117when people didn't really— when people
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4:27–4:29 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_118weren't really friendly with the Pokémon.
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4:30–4:31 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_119They were kind of scared of the Pokémon
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4:31–4:32 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_120because they were like this unknown
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4:32–4:34 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_121mysterious entity. And you're basically
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4:34–4:37 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_122this researcher who has to go out into the
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4:37–4:39 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_123world and research the Pokémon, find out
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4:39–4:41 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_124about them, fill out the Pokédex so people
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4:41–4:43 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_125aren't scared of them anymore. And that's
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4:43–4:45 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_126basically the main concept of the entire
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4:45–4:47 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_127story. It's not exactly thrilling or
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4:48–4:50 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_128groundbreaking storytelling, but I don't
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4:50–4:52 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_129really expect that from Nintendo these
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4:52–4:53 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_130days. I just find it kind of laughable
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4:54–4:56 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_131that this is the game that was supposed to
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4:56–4:57 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_132redefine the Pokémon gaming series, when
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4:58–5:00 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_133in reality it just basically copy and
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5:00–5:02 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_134pastes what all the other previous Pokémon
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5:02–5:04 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_135games did, but then reduced it by a lot by
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5:04–5:07 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_136slimming down and cutting out a lot of the
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5:07–5:09 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_137previous stuff that was in the previous
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5:09–5:10 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_138games. So basically you get a dumbed-down
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5:11–5:13 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_139version of the older Pokémon games in a
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5:13–5:15 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_140new skin that claims to be this innovative
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5:16–5:19 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_141version of Pokémon and it's going to be
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5:19–5:21 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_142like a new generation of Pokémon games
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5:22–5:23 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_143that's going to be built off of and it's
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5:23–5:25 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_144taking Pokémon in this new exciting
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5:26–5:27 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_145direction. I just don't really buy that.
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5:27–5:29 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_146Now for the price of the game compared to
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5:30–5:31 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_147what entertainment value you get out of
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5:31–5:33 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_148it, I just don't really feel like £50 or
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5:34–5:36 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_149your regional equivalent is really worth
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5:36–5:38 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_150the amount of hours of enjoyment you get
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5:38–5:41 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_151out of the game. I think that the price is
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5:41–5:43 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_152a little bit too high. And I can't
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5:43–5:45 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_153recommend this game for this price point.
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5:46–5:48 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_154It's a little bit too expensive for what's
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5:48–5:50 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_155on offer, and unfortunately I'm going to
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5:50–5:52 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_156have to give it a very low score of 2.8
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5:53–5:55 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_157out of 10. I wouldn't recommend buying
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5:55–5:58 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_158this game yet. Maybe when the price comes
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5:58–6:00 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_159down a bit, or maybe when they've added
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6:00–6:02 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_160some extra features, or maybe even just
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6:02–6:04 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_161skip out this version of the game, this
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6:04–6:06 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_162generation, and wait until Pokémon
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6:06–6:08 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_163Legends: Arceus number 2 comes out, where
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6:08–6:10 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_164it should build upon what they've started
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6:11–6:12 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_165to build, and it should be more fleshed
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6:12–6:13 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_166out and filled out and more interesting as
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6:13–6:16 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_167a video game. But as for this version and
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6:16–6:19 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_168iteration of Pokémon Legends: Arceus, I
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6:19–6:22 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_169just cannot give it my stamp of approval.
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6:22–6:23 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_170So if you agree with my points, then let
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6:24–6:26 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_171me know and press the like button. I'm so
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6:27–6:28 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_172excited to hear everyone's comments and
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6:29–6:30 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_173what they think about this new Pokémon
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6:30–6:32 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_174game. It really is a brand new adventure,
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6:32–6:35 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_175I guess, in a way, and it'll be
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6:35–6:37 · rev_6252054e188a856d02ab7a0625b2d59e_176interesting to see what people think.
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