leaving thailand soon

Testing.

Ahem.

I feel like you were just streaming.

Just started.

I woke up late today.

I think I'm sick.

My voice feels funny.

I felt really sleepy last night.

I went to bed early, and then today I woke

up at 7.

And then I fell asleep again, woke up at

8.

My tongue still hurts a little bit,

but it doesn't hurt as much as yesterday,

so I can speak a bit better today.

My throat was a bit sore yesterday.

I think it's because last time me and my

girlfriend had sex, we, we used a lot of

tongues.

We don't usually kiss a lot during sex,

but

last time was a bit different.

I don't know why.

And we were like sucking each other's

tongues and stuff.

I think I got sick from that.

And then I got these ulcers on my tongue.

I don't know if it has anything to do with

that.

Seems like a

related incident.

Why is my body in pain all the time?

First my skin, then my tongue.

Now the tongue is the worst because I need

my tongue to be able to make videos and

stream.

I don't really care that much about my

hands because I don't really use my hands

for work or anything apart from gaming.

Gaming is fine because I don't really grip

my mouse,

but I need to be able to speak.

Not being able to speak is the worst.

I would choose my tongue over my hands, I

think.

You know, in that scene on Game of Thrones

when Joffrey asked that man who was

singing a song mocking him if he wants his

hands or his tongue, and then he says, I

need my hands to work, so he cuts his

tongue out.

I think I would choose my tongue.

I don't know, actually.

Hands are pretty useful.

For like making food and doing stuff.

If I lost my tongue, I couldn't speak

anymore.

I wouldn't be able to make streams or do

videos.

Very hard decision.

That

also, I think, what would be more painful,

getting your tongue cut out or your hands

cut off?

Wouldn't you just bleed out if your tongue

got cut off?

I feel like the pain would be so much you

would go unconscious and then the blood

would drown you whilst you're unconscious.

How would you even treat a cut of tongue?

Do you stitch it together?

You can't really stitch it, can you?

Because it's just like a big piece of meat

that's been cut in half.

Ugh, disgusting.

I can't believe people actually did that.

I guess you would have to cauterize the

wound,

burn off the open blood vessels.

Do I feel me and Joffrey are very similar?

No, Joffrey's an incel.

Stupid gay incel.

He had 2 prostitutes sent to his room, he

didn't even want to bang them.

Instead he just shoots them with an arrow.

At least fuck them first.

What a waste.

Does my girlfriend know I can speak

Japanese?

Yeah, I think so.

Which is why I don't want to bring her to

Japan, because then she'd be like, but you

said you could speak Japanese, blah blah

blah.

Yeah, but I also said I hate speaking to

strangers, so I avoid speaking Japanese at

all costs.

She's not coming home until 10 PM tonight,

so I've got all day to stream,

which usually I'd be excited about, but my

tongue hurts.

Maybe she's got some cream.

I didn't have coffee today either.

I'm starting day 1 no coffee.

So I think the coffee I'm drinking might

be giving me a rash on my fingers.

I've seen other people say the same thing,

they got an itchy rash from instant

coffee, so I think I'll try to cut it out

and see if it makes any difference.

Maybe it will.

It says caffeine in coffee is high in

histamines, and it— histamines are the

chemical that gets released when your body

wants to fight like a bacteria, so it

inflames areas

if it's high in histamines.

Let me Google it because I can't remember

the explanation.

Well, but on Microsoft Bing it says coffee

is not known to be high in histamine,

but on Google it says

Coffee is actually high in histamine and

can result in allergic reaction.

With caffeine, the histamine contained in

coffee causes inflammatory reaction that

can affect some people.

But Bing just said it doesn't have

histamines.

How did you get oral corticosteroids?

I didn't get them, but when I went to the

pharmacist, he had them on the counter,

and even my girlfriend said it was weird

that he had oral corticosteroids,

corticosteroids,

because apparently you're supposed to get

them from a doctor, not from a pharmacist.

I thought we were going to get them, but

she said it was kind of shady.

I've got so many little tubes of cream

now.

I hope I can take them on the plane.

If I can't bring my cream to Vietnam, I'm

gonna be in a bad mood.

My skin's gonna be gross.

We'll have to go to a Vietnamese pharmacy.

But this time neither of us can speak the

language, so I'm hoping they speak English

over there.

It helps having a Thai girlfriend in

Thailand.

I need a Vietnamese girlfriend over there.

It's gonna be weird because usually my

Thai girlfriend sorts everything out

because she just speaks in Thai, but in

Vietnam she's gonna be as lost as me

if they don't speak English.

Maybe I'll have to take the lead and do

the communicating.

And when I was in Japan, I let Chihiro

sort everything out because she was the

native Japanese speaker.

So it was a good excuse.

Why would I have to sort stuff out when

you can speak the local language better

than I can?

So that was a good way to get out of ever

having to

deal with people.

And then here in Thailand, I never have to

sort out anything because my girlfriend

just does it.

How do you say hello in Vietnamese?

Xin chào.

I feel like I've heard that before.

Xin chào.

So I booked my plane tickets yesterday.

We're going to Vietnam.

Vietnam.

Where did that come from?

We're going to Vietnam next month.

It is booked in,

confirmed.

It cost me £270.

I got insurance so I could cancel it.

It also comes with emergency medical

insurance, I think,

but only for people from the UK.

So if she gets injured, then she's

screwed.

I

didn't cover her, I just covered myself.

She can get her own insurance.

It's not my responsibility.

Do I have any desire to go to Vietnam?

I couldn't care less about going to

Vietnam.

I just need to go somewhere because I have

to, otherwise I'm breaking the law.

There's nothing about Vietnam that

interests me apart from the cute little

Vietnamese girls, but you know, I've got a

girlfriend now, so I can't really enjoy

that.

What is interesting about Vietnam?

There's like nothing.

People just say, oh, the pho or the pho is

so good.

I couldn't give a crap about some stupid

noodles in a bowl.

Just want to get Big Mac, get some chicken

nuggets.

I'm not exactly a foodie.

I couldn't care less about food.

I just need to eat cuz I get hungry.

Obviously it's nice if the food is good.

I enjoy good food as much as anyone else

does, but I honestly don't really care.

About trying out food.

I went to Vietnam before in 2012.

It wasn't that special.

Oh, it says I got a subscriber.

How come it didn't show up?

Oh, it did, just as I said it.

Thanks, Christopher, for the Prime sub.

I think— yeah, Prime sub.

Uh, yeah, I went to Vietnam in 2012 with

my family, and we met up with my Malaysian

uncle and his family.

And I don't really remember anything apart

from my sister and mum went for a massage

and I just sat outside waiting,

and then

Oh, we went to the Mekong Delta and we

went in those little canoe boats.

My dad liked that.

I think I took my family to a Korean

barbecue in Vietnam, or maybe it was

Malaysia, because at the time I was really

into Korean stuff.

Today I think I want to try and finish

Resident Evil 2.

I made a little folder on Steam.

I made a finished games folder.

I guess I could show my Steam page.

Where is it?

Ah, but it just shows up as a black box

for some reason.

That's weird.

You can see the tabs at the top, but you

can't see what's in the middle.

Huh.

I thought I'd try finished games on my

Steam collection and add it to this

Finished Games folder I made.

I don't know why it's all black.

Try delete it and then open it again.

Nope,

I don't think I can relaunch Steam because

then it will close Resident Evil.

Oh, oh, there it is.

I have to change capture method to Windows

10 and up.

I've got 440 hours on Elden Ring.

So I've got uncategorized games, 47.

I think these are all games I've bought.

Some of them I never played, like

Warframe.

I played

2018 for 120 minutes.

Warframe was so boring.

Let's get rid of it.

Hide game.

I played a lot of Warhammer Total War 2.

428 hours.

Wow, played a lot of that.

Yeah, I used to like Warhammer Total War

2.

It's pretty fun.

The battles were quite fun to do.

I used to play on difficult setting and

then see how long I could last against the

computer.

Sekiro, I haven't finished that.

10 hours, I didn't even get very far in

it.

These are the games I finished.

I played that back in 2017.

I remember streaming it.

Cyberpunk, 132 hours.

Elden Ring.

Fallout 4, 185 hours in Fallout 4.

It's weird because I don't remember

playing Fallout 4 much.

Played Hitman quite a lot.

Finished Kingdom Come.

That was good.

Do you remember Prey?

Wow, 259 hours on Prey.

I think I played that on YouTube on my

second channel.

I finished this one, this one.

I think I finished Vermintide 2 and The

Witcher.

I finished that twice on Switch and PC.

Witcher was

good.

Time to play Warhammer Darktide.

I re-downloaded it because I found out how

to make my internet faster, so

maybe it would work this time.

Last time I didn't know

how to tweak my internet settings to make

it fast,

so maybe it would play smoothly if I try

it again.

I want to finish Resident Evil 2 first.

I think I could finish it.

It's not that scary, I guess.

You just get a few jump scares here and

there.

I just noticed in this room

there's a big Welcome Leon sign at the

top, which I thought was a nice touch.

I didn't notice that the first time I

played it.

And then you get, you get a little name

plates here because he's new on the job.

And now everyone's dead.

How sad is that?

I like how the bodies stay where they died

instead of just disappearing.

So last time I managed to get down to the

helicopter thing and I got that bolt

cutter thing, and I remember there was a

room that had a chain.

I don't remember where it was.

I'm pretty sure that's how you get to the

next bit.

On the plus side, you didn't have to get

to know everyone.

Yeah, maybe I would have preferred not to

have to meet everyone.

David Ford.

Oh, this is David.

I should have said my fake name is David

Ford.

It sounds like Daniel Lord.

David Ford.

David Ford likes smoking.

This is Elliot Edward, my colleagues.

And Rita Phillips, Marvin Branagh.

I guess this was like a reception area.

People would come into the police station

if they had a problem.

What's that?

Magnum or Parabellum?

Why can't I put the bullet straight into

the gun?

I can't pick the bullets up.

Times 3, it's not many.

I don't think I need the flash grenade.

Get rid of that.

The flash grenade is for the Licker.

But I killed it already.

Why can't I put the bullets into the gun?

Hmm, okay, it's 9 o'clock.

See how much progress I can make.

I think if you know what you're doing in

Resident Evil, It's not actually a very

long game.

The problem is you end up spending hours

going around in circles.

I miss Cyberpunk 2077.

That was fun to stream.

It was fun because it was such a big world

and there's so much detail in it.

And the fighting, combat was pretty good

too.

I think it would be hard to find a game to

replace it.

I don't like those new Resident Evil

games, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8, because they're

not like the traditional Resident Evil

games with zombies and stuff.

Well, oh, gave me a jump.

I like it when it's the traditional

zombies, but in the new ones it's like

there are these weird new zombies in

Africa where they run.

And then things come out of their face.

If I go too close, does she grab me?

This is not the original Resident Evil 2.

What do you mean?

Why are there so many zombies?

If I didn't board these windows up, they'd

be inside.

Oh, what the hell?

There's scary music.

Oh my God, why are there more zombies now?

Oh, where's that coming from?

This is definitely not the same as before.

Well,

Why is this different?

I don't like this.

Wasn't this— oh, this is the place with

the bolt, the bolt cutter chain thing.

Oh my god.

I wasn't expecting that.

I thought I could relax because we were

stuck.

We're in a new area now.

Locker room cap.

What's that?

Electronic gadget.

In the original Resident Evil, you could

feel safe if you go into a new room

because the zombies couldn't open the

doors.

But in this one, they follow you and they

open the doors.

You don't feel safe.

I need to pee.

I need to pee when I'm scared.

Oh, they put the game as Resident Evil 2

instead of the remake.

How do I change that?

I feel like the original Resident Evil 2

was more scary just because of the music.

Oh, Resident Evil— there's no Resident

Evil 2 Remastered

on the list.

The original Resident Evil 2 had way

scarier music.

I remember one bit in Resident Evil 2, the

original, you go out onto this balcony and

it's one of the rare moments in the game

where you can see and hear the outside of

the city.

And in the background you can just hear

like a faint groaning sound of hordes of

zombies just groaning.

And it had that kind of New York vibe.

I need this pink heart key.

Oh my god, that shadow.

This is a new area.

I know it's this place.

Where do I get that key?

So that door didn't lead anywhere.

The shadows freak me out.

They look like zombies sometimes.

Zombie there.

Where do I get that purple heart key?

Flash grenade.

Oh, fucking hell!

Stupid idiot.

Jesus Christ,

that gotta be good.

I'm so twitchy today.

Oh my god, it works better than caffeine

to wake you up if you feel sleepy and like

you're half awake.

Oh, fucking hell!

Jesus Christ.

Oh,

it's like drinking 10 cups of coffee,

wakes you up.

Shut up banging.

As soon as you get near, they go

Yeah, I'm not falling for that.

Shut up.

Oh my God, this game blew

its arms off.

Look, this time

hand.

This room doesn't go anywhere.

Interesting.

So I need some kind of purple heart key.

Where do I get this purple key from?

Maybe it's that ruby.

I want those boards so I can close the

window.

It's the west office.

Oh, I'm lost again.

Let me check the map.

Okay, so that goes to records room,

east office,

fire escape.

Wait, I need to pee.

I still haven't cut my hair.

I, I think I understand now why people

just go and pay someone to cut their hair.

I cannot be bothered to spend hours and

hours and hours cutting it.

I've got stuff to do.

Maybe I will just go and pay to get

someone to pay to cut it for me.

Uh, where was I going?

East office.

Uh, maybe I missed— I got something,

didn't I?

I got this.

Electronic gadget.

What'd you do with it?

Oh,

this is for the C4.

Oh, I can put the battery in here.

It's missing a battery.

I got the battery.

Yes,

now I can blow up the C4 and then get the

medallion for the statue.

Now how do I get back up there?

I think it was up here.

It takes me a long time to cut my hair

because I need to do it carefully, and

then I usually have to spend a lot of time

balancing it out.

It's not easy.

I wonder if professional hairdressers cut

their own hair, or if they just get

someone to do it for them.

They probably have hairdresser friends,

and they'll cut each other's hair.

I don't know if this area has changed.

Maybe getting this item triggers like a

new phase.

So I can blow up this area, I think, now.

What if I stand here and blow myself up?

Do you think he dies?

Boom!

Whoa, what's that sound?

Was that a licker?

Oh shit, what was that?

I wish I had those flash grenades now.

Oh my God, zombies!

It's just one.

What if I shoot its legs?

Good thing the shotgun only takes one

shot.

I think it's dead.

Yeah, was that it?

Just one zombie?

What is the clue?

Oh my god, something's coming!

I can hear something running.

What was that?

Did you hear that?

I didn't think you could get attacked when

you're doing a puzzle.

What was that running sound?

What was that?

Oh my God, that was scary.

It wasn't my own feet running, was it?

I'm scared there's a Licker, but I already

killed the Licker.

That was weird.

Okay, what is the code?

Let me Google it.

Code for C4 room statue.

It sounded like a zombie, but it sounded

like it was running.

Oh, what was that?

This game would be scary if you couldn't

pause it.

I just heard it again.

It was like, boom, boom.

Maiden medallion.

Ram head lyre.

What's a lyre?

L-Y-R-E.

And then crow ram head.

I can't see because there's blood on it.

Is that a ram head?

It's fish heart.

Oh, that's the ram head.

It's not there on this spinning side.

Uh,

Maiden Medallion statue code.

Isn't it in the little book thing that you

get?

So it's head.

Bone arrow and rope.

That's a branch.

Oh, there's a bone arrow and then rope.

I don't see a rope.

Oh, I guessed it!

So I've got all the medallions now.

I can go back to where Marvin is.

I'm scared.

I think it's going to trigger something.

Oh my God,

something has changed.

I feel— oh, fucking hell!

Oh my God, I'm going to die!

How did that just come out of nowhere?

Come on.

Oh,

I missed.

I missed that stupid shot.

I think I killed it.

Oh, that was lucky.

Jeebus, I've only got 3 bullets left now.

I've got mag ammo, but I don't have a

Magnum.

Stupid lickers.

I thought there was only one.

I didn't know there's multiple lickers.

I've only got 3 bullets.

I am screwed if there's more zombies.

What was that?

Hold.

Oh, when was this bookshelf here?

This bookshelf wasn't like this before,

and I haven't solved that puzzle down

there.

Maybe it's not important.

I think this room connects to the main

room.

We can go straight down.

Marvin, I'm coming!

Got all the

medallions.

Now what?

I think Marvin's dead.

So it goes underground, huh?

That's it, that's our way out.

Let's go out the front gate.

Marvin, it's time to go.

Hey,

Marvin, we need to get you to a hospital

right now.

As if there's a hospital.

Leon thinks the whole city is just normal.

Look, we can still make it out of here

together.

It's too late.

I tried, Leon,

but I couldn't stop it.

We can't let this thing spread.

It's on you now.

Just go.

It's a bit too late for that.

The whole city's already turned.

And what's Leon gonna do

to stop it from spreading?

Just end it.

Shoot yourself.

That's what I do.

I won't let you down, Marvin.

So I think that's the end of the police

station bit.

Oh, there's a little model building.

If I got bitten, would I kill myself, ask

someone to do it for you, or don't tell

anyone and turn?

I'd probably be too scared to kill myself,

so I'd just keep it a secret since I'm

pretty good at lying,

and then I'd turn and then kill everyone.

Going down.

Hmm.

Why does this remind me of Metal Gear

Solid?

Do I go in here or do I go down?

Maybe down.

Hmm,

guess we go up then.

Uh-oh, I can hear something.

Jump scare incoming

in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Jump scare incoming,

incoming

now.

Uh, what was this room?

Jesus, words won't work on this thing.

Help me!

Help me!

My teeth!

No choice,

gotta take—

What

the—

Jesus,

bridge won't work on this

thing.

No choice, gotta take it down.

Somebody's watching me.

Testing.

Hello,

how long has it been muted?

I've been talking for like 5 or 10

minutes.

Uh,

the whole stream, really?

That's

weird.

Very random.

Are the things with computers just

randomly stop working for no reason.

Then we go up, I think.

I think the zombies are scarier than the

boss battles because the bosses are just

big and loud.

The zombies are creepy.

I feel like Resident Evil is scariest when

you're in like a normal setting, but then

when it gets all weird with the

underground labs and the crazy scientist

stuff, it starts getting a bit silly.

They should keep it simple.

Maybe we can play the game again as

Claire.

I don't know how different the game is

if you play as Claire.

I think this bit,

a car comes driving at you and then that

Asian woman comes and saves you.

This is where the police cars are.

SWAT team.

STARS SWAT team.

Oh,

what's here?

Jump scare?

No.

Maybe a zombie's inside of a car and it

bursts out at you.

I think we have to trigger this event.

Insert card.

I don't have a card.

Damn, need a key card.

Uh-oh, the dogs.

I think this is where that Asian woman

comes.

You gotta be kidding me.

Get off of me!

Hey,

who

is that?

Stay sharp.

Lower it.

FBI.

Sorry.

Thank you for your help.

Surprised you made it this far.

FBI, huh?

What's going on here?

Sorry, as if she's actually FBI.

Probably she worked for Umbrella.

Do yourself a favor, stop asking questions

and get the hell out of here.

That's what I'm trying to do.

Hey!

I'm not done talking to you.

Can I follow her?

You wouldn't be able to drive out the city

because all the roads would be blocked

with

people's cars, so you'd have to walk out

of the city.

Get a bike.

Well, a motorbike or bicycle.

A motorbike wouldn't get very far, she'd

get stuck, I think.

Zombie.

They have bulletproof skulls or something.

It's like they have really strong skulls,

the bullets can't penetrate.

Oh my god, he's still alive!

I thought he was dead.

I like how you could kick the heads off in

the original.

Is it dead yet?

Okay, now it's dead.

I've got no bullets.

I've got 3 handgun bullets and that's it.

Oh, are these zombies?

Oh, she's kind of cute.

How do they become zombies in the cells?

Oh, they must have eaten each other.

Then

can I open it?

Is he dead?

Do I open all the cell doors if I pull

this?

That would be silly.

What did that do?

Oh, it's this guy.

Hello.

Doesn't he get grabbed from behind?

That's like a Nemesis boss thing.

Hello, human.

You've been here long?

Long enough.

Are we the last ones alive?

No, no, there's a few of us.

Huh, that's good news, I guess.

Yes.

Yeah, that's— of course Irons sent you.

Irons?

You mean Chief Irons?

Is he still around?

Who cares?

Hopefully he's somebody's dinner by now.

What do you mean by that?

He's the bastard that locked me in here.

I'm sure he had a good reason.

He did.

I

was about to blow the whistle on his dirty

ass.

I'd have done the same thing to him, I

guess.

He's like the news reporter guy.

He found out what was going on.

There's no other way out of that parking

garage, believe me.

Sorry, I can't do that.

I have to talk to the chief first.

Look, we're both prisoners in this

station, so either we play nice and help

each other out— Shit, it's coming.

What?

What's coming?

Come on, come on, don't be an asshole.

Hey, you need this.

Just get me the fuck out of here.

Yeah,

head squishing.

It's like that scene in Game of Thrones

when the Mountain just Squashes that guy's

head in.

That was so disgusting.

Just happened so quick.

I told you to get out of here.

You wouldn't want to end up like Ben,

would you?

You knew him?

He was an informant.

Had information of use to my

investigation.

So what he said was true?

Hey, you can't keep walking away from me.

I don't even know your name.

I'm Leon Kennedy.

Find a way out, Leon, before it's too

late.

Then we'll talk.

Name's Ada.

Why don't they stick together?

Well, I guess the deal's on.

So how do we get his card thing?

What in the world?

I think I have to open all the cell doors

and then it lets the zombies out.

Oh, that's a little tool thing.

Wasn't it like a square?

Key socket in the police station.

Can I go back to the police station?

What's

this?

I guess I have to go to a room to get a

thing to open this.

Oh, what's that?

Doing that sound.

I don't have any bullets.

I've got 3 bullets and that's it.

Where do I go?

Oh, this is new.

Jump scare.

I think there's dogs in here.

I'm so dead if there's dogs.

What's that?

I need bullets.

Police dogs.

There's a dog in there.

There's a lot of dogs.

Very

scary.

Autopsy record.

Justin Hansen, 39 years old, found dead in

jail cell bed by staff.

Hands are still clenched tight due to

rigor mortis, which should be coming to an

end.

Highly likely he died just after lights

out.

Diseased with was a known kleptomaniac.

Yeah, but how did he die?

Whoa, are those cockroaches?

Why are they so big?

Can I shoot them?

Why don't they open?

Maybe letting zombies out.

It's not a good idea.

Put him back in.

I think they're dead.

Oh, the purple key, that's in the police

station, so I must be able to go back.

Oh my god, I think I have to go back.

I've got no bullets.

I didn't get those coffin things here.

Ouch.

Maybe I have to run.

I don't want to go all the way back to the

police station.

Oh my God,

a box!

I need bullets.

Whoa!

I'm dead.

There's too many.

I don't have any damn bullets.

I can use the key.

Why are there no bullets anywhere?

Roll film.

No, I'm dead.

This way.

There must be buddies in here.

It's a shooting range.

Oh, thank God.

There's

something inside.

Keys for a car.

Are

they coming?

Oh, how can

They can't get in.

Oh, there's 2.

Are

they dead?

Oh, he's stuck in the door.

Yeah, that one's dead.

I'm pretty sure this one's dead.

Zombie bites don't affect you.

No, they don't, for some reason.

You just spray some herbs on it and then

you're better.

I think there was another zombie at the

morgue place.

How do I use those car keys?

The blade is bent.

Ah, so I can't use it.

7439.

Uh, let me think.

The generator room.

Wasn't that where I was supposed to go?

I should save it.

I don't want to do all that again.

Where can I save it?

Oh, maybe if I go back down into the sewer

bit— I mean, the underground bit.

Yes, I can save it.

Oh, there's a locker.

Hit pouch.

Oh, maybe I'll take a break.

This game's stressful.

It's not a fun game, to be honest.

I don't know if I can finish it.

Talk about your girlfriend.

Yeah, I guess we could.

The gameplay is not fun.

It doesn't feel addictive like Cyberpunk

felt really addictive to play.

And then it just— it puts you in like a

depressed, lonely, sad mood instead of

like a happy, positive thinking mood.

I need to poop.

I think I'm gonna turn the game off, do

something else.

What should I do?

Giving up on the game.

Yeah, it's stressing me out too much.

I think,

I think it wants me to go back to the

police station because I got that purple

key now.

I don't want to go all the way back.

I think I know what happens because I've

seen it on YouTube.

I miss Cyberpunk.

That was a good game.

I knew you wouldn't finish it.

Yeah.

Why do I— why do I keep buying Resident

Evil games even though I hate them?

I don't understand.

There's something about them that attracts

me to them, but then whenever I try to

play it, I always hate it.

What do you have to say about England

losing to France?

Ah, I knew I should have placed a bet.

I was going to place a bet, but then

it says Paddy Power has been banned in my

country because I think my VPN is set to

Singapore.

So they don't let you do gambling in

Singapore.

I couldn't be bothered to change it.

Why does England always lose?

England never wins.

This comment's funny.

To think that the majority of Daniel's

problems all stem from one root: the will

to absolutely not have a job other than

YouTube.

I don't feel like writing an essay on

here, but whenever your girlfriend finds

these videos and she gets so mad that she

wants to kill you, I hope for your sake

that you at least know her name.

I can only imagine the thought process of

discovering that her boyfriend takes a

crap on her online and learns that he

doesn't even know her.

I do know her name now.

She sent me a picture of her ID so I could

buy the plane ticket.

I guess I was a bit harsh with some of the

things I complained about, but I was just

stressed out.

I think most people wouldn't even pay

attention to the things I complain about.

Hmm, I wonder where I get that personality

trait from.

Isn't it annoying that as the children of

our parents, we end up picking up all of

our parents' bad traits?

I literally have all my parents' bad

traits personality-wise.

I have my dad's boringness because my dad

never wanted to do anything fun and he

just wanted to stay at home and work on

the garden or do DIY.

All I ever want to do is stay at home and

play games or do my internet stuff.

I never want to go out and do stuff.

And then when I'm forced to, I kind of do

it, but I'm like not enjoying it.

And then I've got all my bad traits from

my mum, like nonstop complaining about

people.

This person called Joanne in the comments,

she always says the same thing.

She keeps saying, I didn't get notified.

I missed the livestream.

I was on my phone all night, but didn't

see it was live.

Surely if you have the bell notification

clicked, you would get a notification.

Maybe I'm losing so many views because

people are not getting notifications.

Maybe you're not getting notifications

because you're not watching my videos.

YouTube is recommending you my videos, but

you're not clicking on them.

So then YouTube stops recommending them.

Am

I still going to Vietnam?

Yep, booked the tickets yesterday.

Might have to pay an extra £40 if she

brings cheques.

Check-in luggage.

It cost me 270 so far, plus an extra 40 if

I have to pay for luggage, so it might be

300 in total for 2 tickets.

But there's not really any way to get a

cheaper ticket— chicket?

A cheaper ticket.

I had to pay what I had to pay.

I paid an extra £40 for

cancellation protection.

What's up with the moderation settings?

I don't know.

I think I, I turned it up to strict

because last year there was that guy, do

you remember?

He kept trying to spam the N-word.

He doesn't do it anymore.

He must have lost interest.

It doesn't say that

moderation is strict or anything.

Is there going to be another travel vlog?

I'm not sure.

I guess I have to post something

because we'll be away for like a week.

I can't not post anything for a week.

So either I prepare stuff in advance or I

just upload day-by-day Vietnam vlogs.

Which would just be boring.

Be like me filming the streets and some

random food,

some shots of my girlfriend from behind.

I don't think people are interested in

that.

It's gotten so hard to figure out what

people are going to find interesting now.

People don't find anything interesting.

Not interested in ex-wife stuff, not

interested in girlfriend stuff.

Not interested in

lying to my girlfriend stuff.

Maybe just give up.

Just do livestreams.

Livestreams get more views and money than

the videos do.

How to cheat on your girlfriend only got

6K views.

People are not really shocked anymore

about this stuff.

I feel so tired having to make videos.

I wish I could just retire.

Maybe

I'll change some of the stream titles

in case she finds out.

This one's called Why I want to break up

with my girlfriend.

Should change that to—

what was this stream even about mostly?

Because I didn't even talk about the

topic.

There's a word in Japanese for a woman.

It seems like I was calculating cost of

living in Thailand

for most of the stream.

Would I stop making content if you didn't

get views?

No, I'd still make stuff because I need

money.

But I guess I would try different stuff

instead of trying to do the stuff that

doesn't get views.