Lets talk about my foreskin circumcision and dick cheese

So up until the age of 14, I had never

actually cleaned my penis properly. I

never pulled back the foreskin and had a

proper wash down there because I didn't

actually know I was supposed to. No one

told me that I was supposed to do that.

And there was another reason. I was

absolutely terrified of putting the

foreskin back too far because I actually

thought that if you pulled it back too

far, that my penis would actually fall out

and drop to the floor. I thought that the

foreskin was like holding the whole thing

together and stopping it from falling

apart. I think I was 14 at the time, and I

was having a shower and I was washing

myself. And I was also having a bit of a

fiddle down there like I used to do. And

for some reason I was feeling adventurous

that day and I decided to start pulling

the foreskin back. And I did it very

slowly because I was still very scared

about doing that. And as I started pulling

it back, this white stuff started to

reveal itself. And this white stuff was

kind of like, you know how if you make a

piece of tissue paper wet and then you let

it dry, it turns into this like hard lump?

It was a bit like tiny pieces of that

behind my foreskin. And the more I pulled

back on the foreskin, the more of this

white stuff started to appear. And I

finally managed to pull the foreskin all

the way back, and the space that was

behind the foreskin was just like caked.

It was plastered in this white stuff, and

it was freaking disgusting. And I spent

maybe the next 10 minutes in the shower

just trying to get it all off and make it

clean. It kind of smelled like cheese. I

didn't put it in my mouth, so I don't know

what it tasted like, but I would guess

that it also tasted like cheese. I'm

really grateful that I have a foreskin.

Isn't it really uncomfortable if you don't

have one? And the head of your penis

starts rubbing against the inside of your

underwear. How do circumcised men deal

with that? It looks really uncomfortable.

And how do you even masturbate without a

foreskin? Isn't there just so much

friction that it's not even possible

without using a lot of lube? I think that

one of the reasons why people circumcise

their babies in the first place is to

prevent them from masturbating, and I

think that's completely stupid. There's

nothing wrong with masturbation. I do it

all the time, and look at me, I turned out

fine. I don't even know how circumcision

is legal. Civilized modern countries. You

can't just cut off a piece of your baby

without even letting them decide if they

want that operation to be done to them or

not. You shouldn't just make that decision

for them. If my parents decided to cut off

my foreskin when I was a baby, I'd be

really pissed off right now at them. I'd

be like, hey, you don't have the right to

cut off a piece of my penis. That's my

penis. That should be my decision to make.

So, um, yeah, thanks, Mum and Dad, for not

cutting off my foreskin when I was a baby.

I really appreciate that. A lot of people

were saying that I would make a terrible

father, but I would never cut off my son's

penis. I mean, his foreskin. I would never

cut off his foreskin because that's just

so barbaric, and I'd make sure he watches

this very video so he doesn't have any

white cheese problems down there. I guess

people also say that it's cleaner and it's

more hygienic not to have a foreskin, but

that's only true if you don't clean it

properly, like, like I was doing. As long

as you clean it properly, there's no

problems with hygiene and cleanliness.

You just need to Make sure you pull back

that foreskin every night when you get in

the shower and make sure none of that

white cheese stuff appears. So I guess the

message of this video is, if you have a

son, make sure you tell him to clean

properly down there. If you're a young

guy, a young boy, then make sure you're

washing properly behind your foreskin,

otherwise you're in for a nasty surprise.

I remember there's this time when I was a

kid and my sister kicked me in the nuts,

and it was really painful, and I collapsed

to the floor in pain, and my sister was

just standing there saying, Dad, why is

Daniel in so much pain? All I did was kick

him in the nuts. And my dad said to her,

well, boys have these things called

testicles, and if you kick them or punch

them or hit them hard, they hurt a lot.

Haha. You know, sometimes it can be really

difficult having a penis. I don't think

you girls understand. It's just like

sometimes it just suddenly gets really

hard and big for absolutely no reason. Do

you know how difficult it is to walk when

it gets really hard and big like that?

It's really uncomfortable. But if I had to

choose between having a penis and a

vagina, I would choose the penis every day

because I enjoy not having blood and

babies coming out of it.