[2021-11-03] OMG AMAZING NEWS -D [PL7jzA7dRUY]

Okay, see if that made any difference.

Got some new things from the supermarket.

Look what I got.

So many things happened since I last did a

livestream. When was my last stream? It

was Friday, wasn't it? Before the weekend.

I had such a great weekend. It started off

as a really bad weekend and then ended in

an amazing weekend.

Give me a few minutes because I had this

really bad date.

Oh, and then I had a really good date,

which was good. You'll get

even skinnier on a vegan diet. Yeah, I am

feeling hungrier more often now.

That's why I've started the stream earlier

today, because I feel hungry now. I want

to start streaming and start making my

dinner now, even though it's only— it's

only 5. Usually I'd have my dinner at 7.

I think I had dinner at 6. I was gonna buy

mixed nuts, but I completely forgot. I

heard nuts are good for snacking and

Really? No one's gonna ask about my new

girl? It's been 2 minutes.

No one cares about my love life anymore?

I thought that was the only thing people

cared about.

It's been 2 minutes. Yeah, but in 2

minutes people asking me more about my

vegan diet than the new girl. I thought

the whole point of this, the whole like

gimmick of this channel is weird dorky

guy somehow manages to get girlfriends,

and then everyone's like, oh, how does she

get girlfriends? He's an incel.

I will explain in a couple minutes,

but look what I got!

New cups, new plates. Um,

where's my new cutlery? Got new cutlery.

Oh, I think it's in the bag.

Oh no! Oh no,

I didn't take it out of the basket. Oh, I

remember now. Did I?

I can't remember. I bought a set of

knives. Did I take it out of the bag?

Maybe it's in my bag. Oh, I think I

left it in the shopping basket because

it's so small. I must have forgot and

then just left it. I have to go. Oh God,

so I'll go back and get cutlery now.

I knew I forgot something.

I think I left it. I don't think I paid

for it, so I don't know actually. Did I

pay for it?

Let me check. Where's the receipt? Where

would the receipt be? It's in my pocket.

Imagine I paid for it and I just left it

in the shop. It's only cheap rubbish

anyway, it's like 80p. Oh,

here's my receipt. If I paid for it and I

didn't— oven glove duvet.

Oh no, I didn't pay for it.

I think I just left it at the bottom of

the shopping basket.

Because it's so slim and small, I probably

just left it in the gap.

So I got a few things. Maybe you can tell

what we're planning from the things I got.

What else did I get?

Yeah, she's coming round for dinner. I'm

so excited. I haven't had anyone round for

dinner ever since I moved in here.

She said to buy a big oven

tray thing because she's gonna buy

chicken, and then she also Stupid

thing, stop turning on. She said buy

chopping board. What else she say to buy?

Cutting board, oven gloves,

oven dish. I think that's it. These are

weird oven gloves though, they're like one

long thing.

I could also use some like slippers. My

feet are cold.

And I ordered one of those oil electric

heaters because I do not know how to turn

on my heater. I press all the buttons on

this thing and the best I can do is I can

make this green light turn on, but then it

doesn't turn the heating on. I don't even

know if this is the heating. Because all

you can do with this is you can set the

time. There's 3 programs, you can set the

time on and off, and there's a boost

button, but there's no temperature button.

If it's for the heating, how's it for the

temperature? I mean, if it's for the

heating, then how are you supposed to

change the temperature? There's a knob at

the bottom, but that can't be the

So I don't know, I just gave up and I

ordered one of those plug-in electric

heaters. Which I've had many in the past

now and they've always been great. See,

that was my idea when the heating broke

back home in my home. When I came back

home, my solution was I'll just buy a

plug-in heater for £100. And then my

sister was like, yeah, let's pay £3,000 to

get a whole new heating system. Thank God

I didn't pay for that. They wanted me to

pay— oh no, it was like £10,000.

And they wanted me to pay for a third of

it for £3,000. And I was like, no, I'm

fine with my £100 plug-in heater. Imagine

I paid for it and then I left. That would

have been such a waste. They wanted me to

be an equal contributor to the house

whilst not respecting any of my wishes or—

and just treating the house like it's

their own. As if I'm gonna pay. I'm not

paying £3,000.

Then I've got to hide in my room the whole

day because I can't even go out of my room

because there's always bloody strangers in

the house. They want me to pay to

heat up the whole house when I'm not even

in the whole house. I'm in my room 99% of

the time. I'm not paying £3,000.

Make me laugh.

So yeah, the weekend started off really

bad. I had this Tinder match,

this Chinese girl, and I thought

things was going off to a good start

because I messaged— we messaged for a bit

and I wasn't really serious about her.

And I thought, I don't really care what

she says, I'm just gonna say, do you want

to come to my place and watch a movie? So

I said, do you want to come to my place

and and get sushi and watch a movie. And

she said, okay, that sounds great. And I

was like, what? You mean you want to come

to my place on the very first date? I

wasn't expecting her to say yes, so I was

really excited. I looked for a sushi shop.

I, you know, logged into my Amazon Video

account again to watch movies, cleaned the

whole place. I spent all day cleaning,

changing the bedsheets to make it look

nice. And then she arrives. I said, let's

meet outside Odeon. And when I say outside

Odeon, I meant, you know, on the street

outside, which is where I met,

um, that guy that I went for coffee with.

But she went inside of the Odeon and she

was waiting by the ticket machine. So I

went and I met her and, you know, she was

okay, just like Chinese-looking girl, bit

chubby. And she said, do you

want to watch a movie? And me being

someone who doesn't really know how to say

no, because I hate movies, I hate most

movies. I definitely don't like going to

the cinema because you have a little drink

and then you really need to pee, and then

you're stuck in there for like 3 hours

watching a really boring movie needing to

pee. So I stupidly said yes when I knew I

should have said no. I mean, never go and

watch a movie on the first date, it's so

boring. How are you supposed to get to

know the other person when you're just

sitting there next to each other, not

talking, watching a movie? We watched

Dune, which is so boring. My God,

it was terrible. Have you watched Dune?

It's the worst movie I've ever seen. It's

the only movie I've seen this year. It was

just terrible. It was so boring, and it

was like 3 hours long, and I took 5 sips

of my Coca-Cola and I was bursting for the

toilet halfway through. So after the

movie, I kept thinking, does she still

want to come back to my place? So we left

the movie after it finished, and then we

went to look for a place to eat. And I was

trying to summon up the courage to ask her

if she still wants to come back to my

place. So I said, do you want to come back

to my place? We can get Uber Eats.

And then she says no. Let's eat here

because it looks nicer. So we ended up

going to this stupid pasta restaurant that

was actually the same one me and Mila went

to, Vapiano. I chose that one because I

know that you order it, you order the

stuff online using an app, so that's good

for me. So I went to Vapiano, Vapiano,

had pasta. It was really awkward. I didn't

know what to talk to her about.

The conversation was just so bland and

dry. She was just like, oh,

so what did you do in Japan?

And then I was like, so do you have

brothers and sisters? What do your

brothers do? It's so boring.

She asked me a bit about stocks and she

was shocked that you could buy stocks.

How do people not know that you can buy

stocks? She was like, I I didn't even know

you can buy stocks. And I said, yeah, you

could just buy like £100 worth of Apple if

you wanted to. And then she was like,

£100? That's £100 I could be using for

food. It's just weird that the common

person is so,

it's so resistant. What's the word? So

against, so opposed to the idea of even

putting £100 towards Investments.

They just think I could be using that £100

now. Yeah, but if if you're in a financial

situation where you desperately need £100,

then you've got problems. If you've got

£100 spare, why don't you just buy some

stocks? Anyway, she had no idea about

stocks, so that was kind of boring to talk

about.

It's just funny. You know, you suggest

putting £100 into Apple stock and people

are like, "What?" What? That's £100 I

could use to buy food.

So yeah, we finished eating the pasta and

then she just went home. I thought we'd

walk around a bit, talk a bit more. She

was like, okay, it's getting late, I'm

gonna go and get my Uber, bye. And then

she unmatched me. I checked my app today

and she was unmatched.

So I came back home pretty bummed out and

disappointed, and then I got this other

message from a viewer on Instagram. She

just said, do you want to meet? And I was

like, I just got back from a date, I'm

kind of tired, can we meet tomorrow? But

then I had a coffee and I rested a bit and

I thought, I guess I could go back out.

So I messaged her again and said, do you

still want to meet tonight? And then she

said yes. We met up around midnight I went

all the way to the tram stop to go and see

her, and yeah, she was really nice.

She said she'd been watching my channel

for a few years. She found it when I was

in Japan, and then we walked around

for a few hours. At the time it was

Halloween, it was the night before

Halloween, so everyone was out on the

street dressed up, getting drunk. So

there's quite a lively atmosphere on the

street. It was really nice. We went To

that, we went to the same arcade bar me

and the other girl went to, and it was—it

had a different feeling this time.

And then we just walked around a couple

hours, went to canals, got some

McDonald's, and then said goodbye at two.

And then we met up again on Monday to buy

clothing. We filmed that video. Yeah,

she seems nice. And then she said she

could come round and we could have dinner

together this week.

And then I bought some stuff.

She used you for free food? No, she paid

for the cinema. Not, not the blonde girl

that I met in the video. I mean the

Chinese girl, the first date who unmatched

me. She paid for the cinema because Odeon

kept rejecting my card, and then I paid

for dinner. Can't believe it's £12 just

for a plate of pasta. £12! You could get

a whole bag of pasta for £1 and then a

whole jar of carbonara sauce for like £2

and a load of vegetables for a couple

pounds. You could make 5 dishes of pasta

for £5, probably.

Um, but yeah, I like the other girl more.

She was more fun and easier to talk to

since she's a viewer. I find it so awkward

talking to non-viewers because I gotta

keep everything a secret. I can't tell

them, you know, I was in Japan, I was

married, and then I had a YouTube channel,

then I do OnlyFans. I can't tell them

anything, which makes it really boring

to make conversation with non-viewers.

They always ask me like, what, what did

you do in Japan? I can't tell them I was

married and I was like effing a sex doll

and I was a famous YouTuber and all that

stuff. I just have to say it's so awkward

when they ask me, what do you, what did

you do in Japan? I don't know. I,

I went on Tinder. And I hung out with

people. I can't say that either. I gotta

say, oh, I traveled around and I

experienced the culture and I made friends

and hung out.

Yeah, so the Chinese girl, bit annoying.

Can't believe she unmatched me. I don't—

even the Russian girl unmatched me, you

know. I went on a date with a Russian girl

back in July. She unmatched me as well

recently. Why do women unmatch guys on

dating apps? It's so mean, don't you

think? I didn't do anything wrong. I

wasn't weird. I wasn't spamming them.

They just unmatch you. It's so

cold-hearted and rude, don't you think?

I never unmatch anyone. There's no reason

to unmatch anyone unless they're being

really rude to you. I don't unmatch

people. If I don't talk to them anymore,

then I just don't talk to them anymore,

and then they sink to the bottom of my

match list.

It really doesn't matter if you got like a

big list of people you matched with. Why

did you go unmatch them, make them feel

bad? I wouldn't unmatch anyone because I

don't want to make people feel bad.

They're so mean, some of these women.

They don't care. They're like, oh, that

guy was weird. Fuck him, unmatch. That's

what it feels like. I think these dating

apps, they shouldn't have an unmatch

button. It's just really depressing.

And I tried my best on the date,

thought you liked me because you matched

me, but no, they just unmatch you.

People just This is a sad thing about

society with these dating apps.

People don't treat you like a human

anymore. You're just like disposable,

like fuck you, unmatched.

Bye. Oh, I really hate dating apps. It's

just so demoralizing. I matched this other

woman a couple weeks ago and I didn't

reply to her for a few days because I

wasn't really feeling in the mood. So then

I replied to her again And then she just

unmatched me, probably because she got

pissed off that I left her on read and

didn't reply straight away. They're so

entitled, some of these women on these

dating apps. They expect you to reply

straight away. Unmatch you just because

you're not funny, you didn't have a good

response, or they— or you didn't reply to

them for a few days.

Now I don't care if they don't talk to me

anymore. But seeing that they've unmatched

me, it just— it hurts a little. If I

just still saw their name at the bottom of

the match list, then I would have been

fine. I didn't even do anything wrong.

I should have unmatched her. I was

actually thinking of unmatching the

Chinese girl when I got home.

I was like, oh my God, she's gonna unmatch

me. I'm gonna match her first. But then I

I felt like if I unmatch

her, she might feel bad, and then I might

feel guilty. I don't want to make people

feel bad.

I should have unmatched her.

Anyway, forget about that bloody Chinese

girl. Why?

Also, another thing I noticed, there's

loads of Chinese people everywhere now.

Maybe because university has started, but

when I go to Aldi or supermarket, it's

full of Chinese people. Loads of them. I

feel like I'm in bloody China again. I

mean, Asia again. Where are they

all coming from? There's so many of them.

All in the supermarket. And not just young

Chinese people, there's old Chinese people

as well, like really old couples.

Just makes me feel kind of funny. Why are

we letting in so many Chinese people? And

I don't think the Chinese government's

letting us in, are they?

I don't know, is China letting

international students in?

Just feels like we have the door open to

countries that have the door shut on us.

And why are

you in Chinatown? No, I was in Aldi in the

main street. I even went to this other

kind of home furniture shop where they had

homely stuff, and it's full of Chinese

people. Spies from the CCP

infiltrate using our education system.

They go back to China to, uh,

plot against us. Yeah, I know what they're

up to. I watch Serpentza and Lao Wei.

I know what they're up to— scheming.

They're not studying in England because

they want to help England and contribute

to England. No, it's just because we got a

superior educational system here. They're

going to take advantage of it, and then

they're going to go back to China and then

work for the CCP. You can tell

that they're from China because of the way

they speak Chinese. I don't understand

Chinese, but I can tell the different

accents. I can tell the difference between

Cantonese and like the northern Chinese

dialects where it's like a lot of harsh R

sounds. R or R or— when you hear that,

you know they're from mainland China.

They're giving universities a lot of

money. Yeah, next they'll be buying out

universities like they're buying out all

the property and they're buying out all

the businesses. But how many— even Volvo,

the French car company, is owned by China.

Yeah, one day all our companies and

businesses are going to be owned by China,

and then tell me if, if that's a good

idea.

It's called soft power. They're not going

to use military and aggressive tactics to,

to gain influence and power. They use soft

power to like seep in economically and

culturally.

Anyway, enough about China. It's just,

why are they all Chinese? Where are the

Japanese guys? And the Koreans— I don't

hear any Korean, I don't hear any Japanese

when I'm out and about.

Anyway, it just feels kind of weird.

I mean, I've got nothing against Chinese

people, um,

it's just the Chinese government

worries me. Okay, about my

diet, um, yeah, I'm cutting out meat,

although she's coming around to cook

chicken, which is fine. I don't mind

eating meat on special occasions and now

and then, but I'm— when I say cutting out

meat, I mean I'm cutting out all that

processed rubbish because I was eating so

much sausage rolls, ham, bacon,

kebab things, all this processed meat,

pork pies. And I haven't had any pimples

recently. I can actually move my face and

stretch my mouth and smile without being

in pain. I still got scars left over from

the previous ones, but I haven't recently

got any like big red lumps. I think it's

working. So I cut out dairy Which

I kind of failed because I bought yogurt,

which has got dairy, but I finished that

now. I didn't realize yogurt had dairy,

so I got soya yogurt.

This one, Soya Pot. This is really

nice and it's full of friendly bacteria.

It's got,

um, Thermo— Thermophilus

yogurt cultures and L.

bulgaricus and riboflavin, which is

antioxidant, and it's got vitamin B12

and blueberries. And I heard blueberries

are really good for the gut, so I bought

blueberries as well. I never had

blueberries before and they're quite nice.

They're a bit like grapes but not as

sweet. So the blueberries supposed to be

really good antioxidant,

and it's— yeah, it's all about the gut

flora. I knew about gut flora, but I

didn't realize how important it was.

Apparently the gut flora is responsible

for so much that goes on with your health,

maybe even your mental health. Maybe my

bad moods and depression is because I've

been eating bad food like sausage rolls

and ham every day. Maybe you

put all this bad stuff into you, then it

manifests in different ways, like on your

skin, your mental health. I got avocado,

I've got loads of stuff. So for lunch,

instead of having ham sandwich with

crisps— I still got the crisps, I need to

get rid of them over there— so

instead of the crisps and ham sandwich for

lunch, I now have spinach. I have spinach,

mushrooms, I have smoked salmon.

Uh, avocado, celery,

pepper, and also olives.

And then I put balsamic vinegar onto it.

And apparently that's really good because

pickled and fermented pickles,

uh, are supposed to be full of the

bacteria stuff, but not if it's pickled

with vinegar. I don't think this is

vinegar.

Maybe, but I think olives are good. It

says green olives, water, sea salt, extra

virgin olive oil, lactic acid, citric—

yeah, there's no vinegar. So maybe, I

don't know, it didn't say. I need to get

kimchi because kimchi and miso soup are

supposed to be good because they're

fermented with the bacteria.

Maybe I'll go tomorrow to Wing Yip.

And for dinner, I've been eating this

rice and beans and vegetables. And then

I'm also gonna stop eating— I don't know

if I can eat the eggs. I might just finish

those eggs. And then I'm

gonna try and stop eating white rice,

and I got brown rice instead.

And this is a versatile whole grain rice,

and whole grains are really important as

well. I also got granola because it's got

whole grains and fiber, which is what the

friendly bacteria feed off. The fiber and

the prebiotics feed the friendly bacteria.

So yeah, I got a lot of gut flora friendly

food. I cut out all the bad stuff— no

coffee, Cut out coffee, drinking green tea

instead now. And no processed meat.

Only meat I would eat is going to be like

natural meats, not sausage rolls and

ham. And no snacks

like crisps.

And then it got me thinking about the

Japanese diet. The Japanese diet is so gut

flora friendly when you think about it.

They nonstop eat fish. Fish and pickled

vegetables and pickled side dishes. They

non-stop eat, um, soya beans

like natto, fermented natto, which is

fermented soybeans, and miso and

tofu. The whole Japanese diet is just

really gut flora friendly. Maybe kimchi

not so much because it's so high in

sodium. Kimchi is good, but It's high in

sodium, which is why Korea has such high

cases of stomach cancer. So maybe don't

eat too much kimchi. Or maybe you

could— I don't know, what if you washed

the kimchi, washed off some of the salt?

Wouldn't you wash off the bacteria?

So for today's dinner, I'm gonna have rice

and salmon.

Got salmon fillets,

£4, so that's like £1 for one. Not too

Eggs— I don't know about eggs. Are they

good for the gut? I know they've got

vitamins and protein and stuff.

And another thing I noticed is my pee, my

urine, is much lighter in color now

because it's just been non-stop really

bright yellow, dark yellow. Even if I try

to drink more water, every time I went to

the toilet it was dark yellow. And ever

since I started this new diet, my urine is

really clear, even though I'm not— I don't

think I'm drinking more water. I think

it's because there's more water in the

vegetables There's all the extra water in

the vegetables. So my urine is really

clear now, and I think that's a good sign

that things are getting detoxified in my

body. Um, got these sardines, I got tuna,

green lentils. I also want to add tofu,

get some tofu and miso soup.

Kimchi. Yeah, so quite interesting

changing my diet like this. I was always

against changing my diet because I think

people kind of get addicted to what they

eat, and then they don't want to change

what they eat because it's a pain. They

like what they eat. I really, really like

crisps, and I love sausage rolls and ham

and bacon, and I really hate to have to

not be able to eat them anymore, but My

skin was getting so bad I had to do

something. I can't live like this.

I feel like maintaining good skin is way

better than eating food. I think

it looks a bit better.

I mean, the scars from the older ones are

still there, but there's no new ones, so

that's a good sign. Hopefully it

makes a difference because I

don't know what else to do to improve my

skin. I don't think just washing it and

getting face washes is enough on its own.

I think food is, is probably the most

important bit when it comes to maintaining

your skin. I think if you've got bad skin,

it's probably an indication that you're

doing something wrong in life. The other

problem I'm getting is— I don't know if I

want to show this, but it's kind of gross—

the corner of my fingertips on my wedding

ring finger Even on this side,

they're kind of becoming red and painful,

and then they go white like that, and then

it dries and it's like called dead skin.

I don't know what that is. Next problem,

I think I'm cutting my fingernails

funnily, and then there's like a spiked

edge on the corner. It's just irritating.

I don't know how something as weak as a

little fingernail can make it so painful.

It's fungal? Really? Why have I

got like a big lump on my fingertip now?

It looks gross. It was so painful as well.

I thought maybe it's a fingernail thing.

Oh, there's always all these problems with

the bloody body. It's not easy

maintaining a healthy body, is it?

Especially when you get older. Maybe it's

an age thing. As you get older, you got to

start thinking about stuff like this more.

Looks like a callus, but what causes it?

Oh, thanks, Silver. Thanks for streaming,

you made me feel less alone.

Well, I'm glad my content helps in some

way. Nails,

hair, and skin in one tablet. Do you

think it's a fingernail thing? But it's

only on my wedding ring finger. None of my

other fingers have this. Maybe it's like

the shape— the shape of my fingernail on

this finger is kind of different to the

Don't know.

Washing dishes. I don't wash many dishes.

Do I still have your wedding ring? I never

had a wedding ring. This kind of shows how

non— not serious my marriage kind

of was. We didn't even get wedding rings.

She had wedding rings from her previous

marriage. I would never wear a ring

anyway. They look really annoying. My

fingers are so skinny. What kind of ring

would fit on it? It would just fall off.

I put someone's ring on once and nearly

got stuck, and it was scary. I would never

want a piece of metal stuck around my

finger. I nearly got

stuck in the toilet as well because I

never shut the door on this toilet. And

when that Chinese girl said she would come

over, I thought I better test out the

toilet door just in case. So I shut it and

I locked it. I couldn't unlock it. The

lock kind of got stuck. I nearly freaked

out because I didn't have my phone in

there. I was in there for like 5 minutes

trying to open the door. It was scary. If

I got stuck, I would have to start

shouting like, help! Because I couldn't

get out. I didn't have my phone. Oh,

thanks, Kerry. Very kind.

Never lock that door. The door is so

Sketchy. Look at this door.

I'm not going to do it again, but I closed

it all the way and I locked it. I couldn't

unlock it. Look, there's all these

scratches here as well.

It kind of gets stuck like

that. It's not well made.

Do I not flush? Let me check. Did I flush

it?

Actually, no, I haven't flushed it. But

look how clear it is. It's pretty clear.

I mean, it's not completely clear, it's

still a bit yellow, but compared to how it

used to be— it used to be completely

So yeah, other things I bought. I got a

new duvet. Look, upgrading to double

duvet. And I got new bedsheets,

upgrading from a single duvet to double,

because I got a single duvet for my bed

even though my bed is a double duvet. I

want to get rid of this black bedsheet.

With these holes. There's holes on them

because when I bought them, I didn't

realize there was a security tag on it.

And I came home, there's a security tag on

it. I had to cut the tag off. This time I

asked them to remove it. So I'm going to

get rid of the black ones because the

stains show up so much on it.

The Egyptian cotton was expensive. Yeah,

I can't believe I'm so stupid. These

bedsheets— that, that duvet cost

£10. I think the duvet I have now

costs like £80 from House of Fraser.

And then these bedsheets cost about £10 as

well. I think this was like £6 and then

that was £10. So the whole thing was not

even £30 for the whole bed, bed stuff.

When I first moved in here, I went to

House of Fraser and I got all this

Egyptian cotton stuff. And it cost me

nearly £200. It was like £180 for the

special pillow, the Egyptian cotton, and

then I got the wrong size bed sheet. I got

a single, so I had to— this black one's

from Wilkinson, so I'm not even using the

expensive one. The expensive one's in

here, the Egyptian cotton, because it was

the wrong size. So that was

massive fail.

Yeah, hopefully this color is better.

It's like an orangey salmon color.

It says double. Yeah, double bed, and

that's a double duvet. And I think this is

winter one. A bit confusing because

they've got this special measurement for,

for bed thickness called TOG. I don't know

if it's like this in America or different

countries. But here they rank them using

a TOG number. I have no idea what that

stands for. Why don't they just put

thickness? Like very thick,

medium thickness, light thickness. That

would be so much better. They got this

stupid temperature thermometer and

I thought, look, it says 13.5 TOG but it's

blue. Doesn't that mean it's cold?

This picture makes no sense.

You think this is the hot one because it's

red, but then that means it's lower

temperature. This should be blue. This

should be red because when it goes higher,

it means it's hotter. Why is it going

higher and then going blue as if it's

cold? It's a bit weird.

They should have switched the colors.

But yeah, I think 13.5 tog is the

thickest one. They had a little

description and it said 4.5 is for summer.

I was getting very cold at night in bed

with my thin summer blanket.

Hopefully it's good. Also, my feet kept

poking out the end of the other one. My

feet were getting cold. Where are my

scissors? Ah,

they're dirty.

Very exciting. Am I leaving this behind

when I go to Greece? I don't know about

going to Greece now.

I'm not sure.

See how things go with this new girl.

Then maybe I won't even go anywhere, just

stay here.

Because if I find what I want here,

then there's no reason to go traveling or

leave the country, is there? The only

reason I go to a different country is to

find what I'm looking for. If I had what I

was looking for, I'd be pretty content

just being in England.

And for some reason, I, I gained like 250

new subs overnight. I don't know why or

how. Where did they come from?

None of my videos have gone viral or

anything. No one's given me a shout out.

Bit strange.

Oh, it's so hard to open this.

Someone bought them? Could be.

A video making fun of you? I thought

people don't really make fun of me anymore

because I'm boring now.

Whoa, did you see that? That looked pretty

cool.

Wow, nice and big for 2 people.

It's actually a bit bigger than I

Let's put

the bed sheet on.

Bed sheet was a bit confusing because it

says duvet cover set, and I wasn't sure if

a cover meant the bed cover. It says

duvet— it's not really a cover though,

it's a— what would you call it?

Duvet sheet.

Doobay sheet. You take your sheet and

roll it up. One of my— one word

I noticed foreigners say that I find

really funny is the word winner.

Have you ever noticed that European people

who have a thick accent, they say the word

winner, they sound like they're saying

wiener? I watch this trading show And

one of the hosts, like the sub co-host,

is this Ukraine or Russian woman. She's

got a thick accent. She's like, I got a

$10 wiener. It just

cracks me up. So I can't teach English. I

just can't stop myself laughing when

there's a funny accent. The Taiwanese girl

got upset with me because I kept laughing

at her accent. This is funny.

You can't stop hearing it. Wiener.

Why can't they just say winner? It's not

difficult.

And the word sheet, it sounds like shit.

Uh, foreigners speaking English, so many

landmines they have to avoid.

$10 wiener. $10 wiener.

I hope this sheet is the right size.

Yes, yes.

I saw Chihiro online actually on Facebook.

Said green online, but my mum wasn't

online. Usually she's only— they're online

at the same time, which means they're

chatting to each other. But my mum wasn't

online, so I don't know who she's chatting

to on Facebook because I know she doesn't

use Facebook usually. I wonder what she

was doing online. But she's jealous

because I got a new girl. Half her age.

How come

all the girls I met recently are like 20

years old? Remember that, that goth girl

I first met here? She was like 20. And

then that Ukrainian girl, she's like 21.

And then that Manchester girl I came here

to meet, don't tell anyone, but she's 19.

And then this new girl I met, she's like

22. So I don't know where all

the 30-year-olds are, but I guess

I'm not complaining. Did I see Japan news?

Why? What happened?

What happened to Japan? I heard one of the

volcanoes erupted. Mount Aso. Isn't that

where Chris Broad went to make that rap

song? It blew

up. Oh yeah, the stabbing. I saw that

what's-her-face. She's got a YouTube

channel on Twitter complaining about it.

Ma mi man mi mikan.

She used to comment on my videos. She was

complaining on Twitter saying I'm

genuinely scared about. Going to work now

because I don't feel safe on the train.

Hmm, if only there was a way that

you could make money online through

the medium of video. I don't know why she

doesn't just focus on her YouTube channel

instead. She gets a job. She probably

works in fashion because that's what she's

into. Well, some people

don't have that problem.

Yeah, I guess it sucks if you gotta use

public transport, which is why I'm glad

I'm a famous YouTuber.

Better than standing on the train packed

with people coughing. You might get COVID

and then get stabbed. Would you rather get

COVID or stabbed?

Is this like a perfect square shape?

I don't understand. You know, you get

these people who got like 500K subs, 400K

subs, and instead of focusing on the

channel, they go and get a job. Why don't

you just make videos? I only get 10K

views a video and I still get more money

than you'd make from a job. Well, a

low-paid job anyway.

Oh Daniel, some people actually like going

to work. Yeah, well enjoy your train

stabbings then. It's not my problem.

Is it a perfect square so it doesn't

matter which way I put it in?

What's a wagashi? Oh, is that Japanese

candy? Come on, she can make more money on

YouTube than bloody shop.

If only there's a way to make money at

I wonder how.

Imagine being trapped on a train as a

psycho stabber. You literally cannot

escape. It's so dumb though. You got like

100 people on the train running for their

lives from one guy when if they all just

bundled him, they could stop him. It's

like a lion hunting a herd of buffalo and

they're all the buffalo running away. Why

are you running away? You know, 100

buffalo, 10 times the size of a stupid

little lion. If you all just ganged up on

the lion, you wouldn't get eaten. The

stupid herbivores got no brains.

Like a herd of sheep running away from one

dog.

Just bum rush the dog.

Ugh, hate doing duvets.

So annoying. Can they make a

better system for duvet covers?

It's rectangle. No, I think it's a square

Ah, this color is so much better than

black. Never get black for your your bed—

bedding. Always get light colors.

Tip to note to yourself: never ever

get a black bed sheet.

Every little stain shows up.

Used to do this every day. Work, throw

back in. Hate it, so tiring.

Imagine doing this for like 20 beds every

day when you go into work, your hotel

rooms. You gotta take off the dirty bed

sheets and duvet covers, put on the new

ones. It's so exhausting.

Oh, this is a nice bed cover.

So much bigger and thicker.

Gonna have a nice sleep tonight.

If I knew there was a woman guest in the

hotel room, when I used to clean the room,

I would sniff the bedsheets.

To see if I could smell her.

I was so horny when I was a 17-year-old

boy. You think I'm horny now? Remember,

imagine how horny I was when I was 17.

Even seeing women's underwear would give

me an erection. If they were dirty, I

would just need to jack one

I was so horny all the time when I was

younger. I think I'm a bit

less horny because I met that Ukrainian

girl and I had perfect opportunity, but I

never even tried anything.

But we were in— it was the middle of the

night, we were by this canal in the dark

and there were no people and she was

drunk. And I didn't do my moves because

I was also drunk and I wasn't really

feeling it. But 2017

Daniel would have tried to smash,

probably.

Okay, so that is the bed sheet.

Perfect size.

And it came with a pillowcase.

I feel like I'm starting to finally settle

in to Manchester and my new life here.

It's not bad.

And I'm just starting to think, do I

really want to leave and just have to go

to a different country where it's going to

be way more expensive, way more

uncomfortable and inconvenient? And for

what? So I've been doing

a lot of thinking. What— where do I want

to go? I quite like it here now.

And I had so many stranger interactions on

Halloween night. We went into that

arcade bar, we played Mortal Kombat, and

this random guy came up to me. He was

like, I got Mortal Kombat 11. Then I said,

I do too, on Switch. And then he brofisted

me. That was funny. And then we walked

around Chinatown and random people said ni

hao to me. Don't know if I should feel

offended. And then another guy we walked

past, he said to me, what's your— what are

you dressed as? What's your costume?

Very weird random interaction—

interactions you get in Manchester.

Manchester people are funny. I think it's

because the new girl, she saw I was cold

and then she tied my hood around my neck

to make it into like a makeshift scarf.

So maybe it looked funny. I don't know why

that guy just randomly said to me, what,

what are you dressed as? As if I

was wearing a costume. And then I went to

McDonald's because I needed to pee and

this guy says something to me. Manchester

people are very chatty. It's kind

of like they all have autism, like they

have no filter and no problem with just

saying completely random one-liners to

strangers. It's like being in GTA.

Maybe they were just drunk.

It's like in GTA, you walk past the NPCs,

they just say random one-liners at you.

But yeah, I had more social interaction

during that night in the whole 2 months—

last 2 months. It's quite nice.

Not saying it's a bad thing, it's just new

for me.

And then I had a chat with the The

reception guy again about the

fire alarm.

He's very friendly.

I wonder if he lives here, because he came

into the elevator with me. He got off on a

lower floor. It'd be funny if he lived

here. It'd be very convenient if you also

lived here and worked here. You'd have the

most vertical commute in the whole world.

Your work commute would just be riding an

elevator. It's pretty nice, isn't it?

All the people stuck in traffic jams for

an hour or public transport, you just get

on an elevator. It would be very

convenient to live here as well, but also

kind of— do you think it'd be sad because

you work and live in this? Well, that's

what I do. I guess it's not that sad.

Also, someone knocked on my door

yesterday. That was creepy. It was around—

what time was it?

I think it was quite late, maybe 10 PM.

He knocked on the door once and then

again. And then I heard the elevator go

bing bong, and then he left. I don't know

who that was. I don't know if he was on my

floor. I didn't answer it.

I'm not going to answer the door to a

stranger knocking on my door.

Bit creepy. Don't knock on strangers'

doors, please.

I thought I did something wrong. I haven't

done anything wrong. Why would anyone be

knocking on my door?

Hmm. Yeah, I had quite

a nice week. It's nice, you know, life.

It's a lot nicer when you've got tasks to

do, like little things you got to do.

Just going— having to go out and buy this

kitchen stuff made me feel good inside,

like I had something to do with my day.

It's just a horrible feeling when you wake

up and you have nothing to do and you

don't know what to do.

Double fully elasticated.

I think that really is the secret

of life, is to keep yourself busy doing

stuff.

When you don't have anything to do, then

just find something else to do, I guess.

Daniel turning domestic. Well, that's what

I think most men are looking for. Not like

crazy sex parties and loads of money. I

think what makes most men happy is

domestic comfort. And nothing,

nothing is more domestically comfortable

than having like a waifu.

To make a home with and buy stuff with.

Domestic comfort. I do

miss that.

It's funny, the most basic things make me

happy, like going out and buying bedding.

Or, or going to buy ingredients

for a meal to make with someone.

People think nothing makes me happy and

I'm always depressed when really it

wouldn't take much to make me pretty

happy. I don't really

think I'm asking for a lot.

Will I go home for Christmas? No,

because it would, it would take like 5

hours to go home,

hundreds of pounds, and then 5 hours to

come back. And it'll probably be

boring anyway. And then half the people

there are going to be like strangers that

I don't really feel comfortable around,

aka my mum and sister's men.

Don't really want to be surrounded by like

strange men. Why can't

they be lesbians? Why can't they bring

back like cute girls instead of

6-foot-tall men all the time make me feel

like a manlet.

My mum's got like this thing with

6-foot-tall men now. She only dates guys

who are like 6 foot.

Uh, I think I'd rather not go home, to be

honest. Just stay here.

What should I

do with this black one? I just don't think

I'd use it anymore.

Uh, putting on the bed sheet is the most

I have

a boxy.

I think it's supposed to go this way.

Yes, first try!

This is the trickiest bit.

Yes! Genius!

Oh, look at this. It's like a lava bed.

You can't see the bloodstains. Turkish

girl would love it.

That's all wrinkly.

I really like this color, it's so warm.

Having a black bed sheet was not nice.

It's like, um, like it's glowing.

Glowing with warmth.

I really like my bed.

Why did I think getting dark bed sheets

and covers was a good idea? Why don't you

get color, light blue or something,

something warm, warm looking.

You can get these fluffy furry bedsheets

as well. I wonder if they're any good.

Looking good. Now we

get the bedsheet.

People also said kombucha is really good.

Is kombucha Japanese? Because kombu in

Japanese Are those black seaweed things?

And then cha is tea, isn't it? Kombucha.

I don't know because I don't think it's

made out of seaweed. Isn't it made out of

bacteria and yeast fermented?

And then it's also got alcohol in it, but

it's got really good bacteria in it.

It's all about the gut bacteria, guys.

You eat all that processed stuff, it's got

all these additives and preservatives.

Yeah, you have all the additives,

preservatives in bacon and processed meat.

The job of the preservatives is to kill

off bacteria, and then when that gets into