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Honeymoon trip with my Girlfriend in Phuket - 1 year together ❤️
2023-05-29 · 15 min
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Help me!
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0:05–0:08 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_0Why did it come in so quickly?
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0:09–0:12 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_1Help me!
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0:13–0:19 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_2You want some beef jerky? Uh-oh,
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0:21–0:24 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_3he's got massive balls like me. No, you
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0:25–0:28 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_4haven't.
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0:28–0:29 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_5Soaked.
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0:44–0:48 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_6My bag weighs 4.
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0:54–0:57 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_7Six kg.
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0:58–1:01 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_8Your bag weighs six kg.
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1:03–1:07 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_9Does it stop moving?
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1:09–1:14 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_10Two. My girlfriend's blocking her.
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1:22–1:25 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_11Fifty-two. Please board at gate.
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1:25–1:27 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_12You're blocking her.
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1:30–1:31 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_13What are those little hut things?
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2:02–2:05 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_14Looks weird. Wow,
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2:08–2:10 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_15wow. Oh wow,
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2:16–2:19 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_16look, the bathtub's outside.
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2:19–2:21 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_17Is that a bathtub or a jacuzzi?
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2:25–2:28 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_18Oh, you can see the sea.
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2:34–2:35 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_19Honeymoon suite.
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2:42–2:44 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_20We in Phuket.
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2:48–2:50 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_21Finish. I think
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2:52–2:55 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_22Malaysia is that way.
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2:56–2:56 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_23Oh, there's a swimming pool down there.
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3:02–3:03 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_24Swimming pools everywhere. Well, there's
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3:03–3:05 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_25one there, one there, one there.
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3:05–3:07 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_26Kebab.
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3:10–3:14 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_27Wow, it's so big. Not again,
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3:16–3:20 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_28we had it yesterday. Kebab. Wow,
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3:20–3:23 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_29they have British food.
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3:23–3:26 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_30Scottish egg,
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3:26–3:28 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_31Scottish egg,
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3:29–3:30 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_32fish and chips, hash brown,
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3:32–3:34 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_33steak fries. What's that? Cut it
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3:36–3:42 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_34in half. Why is it so hard?
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3:43–3:46 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_35Wow.
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3:48–3:48 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_36It's so windy.
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3:51–3:53 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_37Wow, look at the waves.
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3:56–3:59 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_38Look, we can go swimming.
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4:01–4:02 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_39What?
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4:04–4:05 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_40It's so noisy, I can't hear what you're
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4:08–4:10 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_41saying. Ah, help me!
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4:11–4:14 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_42Ah, why did it come in so quickly?
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4:18–4:21 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_43Oh, my feet is wet. You didn't
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4:21–4:25 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_44What's that? Broken heart.
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5:03–5:06 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_45Okay.
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5:08–5:09 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_46My name.
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5:15–5:15 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_47Oh, whoa, how do
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5:19–5:29 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_48they come down?
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5:29–5:30 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_49Safe landing.
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5:46–5:47 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_50That man's just hanging on to pull them
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5:49–5:51 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_51down. What are they
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5:51–5:55 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_52doing to the boat? Pushing it
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5:55–5:59 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_53out or bringing it back in?
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5:59–6:00 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_54Hard work. Wow,
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6:09–6:11 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_55they have to reverse backwards down the
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6:17–6:19 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_56hill. Oh, it's a little meow meow meow
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6:19–6:24 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_57meow meow meow. Hello.
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6:24–6:27 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_58Ah, he likes me.
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6:29–6:30 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_59What? Meow meow.
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6:36–6:37 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_60Give him my chicken. Meow meow.
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6:41–6:45 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_61Oh, oh, look, looks like Mr.
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6:48–6:52 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_62Toffee.
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6:52–6:54 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_63This one looks dirty. Where is he?
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6:59–7:02 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_64This one's a stray, the black one.
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7:03–7:05 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_65The black one, no owner.
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7:07–7:09 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_66He looks dirty.
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7:11–7:12 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_67He's got massive
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7:13–7:17 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_68balls. Look at his balls.
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7:17–7:19 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_69Big ball, big ball.
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7:21–7:23 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_70He's got big ball,
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7:26–7:28 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_71big ball bag like me.
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7:31–7:32 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_72Oh, you have a little— oh, you have
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7:36–7:40 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_73a big— what?
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7:41–7:41 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_74Shut up.
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7:45–7:46 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_75You want some beef jerky? You like beef
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7:52–7:55 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_76jerky?
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7:55–7:55 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_77Uh-oh, don't eat this.
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7:58–8:01 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_78Oh, he's hungry.
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8:03–8:06 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_79You like beef jerky?
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8:10–8:11 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_80He likes it. This stuff actually smells
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8:16–8:19 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_81like cat food as well.
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8:19–8:20 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_82Really bad beef jerky.
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8:23–8:25 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_83It sounds like, uh, cat biscuits crunchy.
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8:27–8:31 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_84Wait for me.
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8:45–8:46 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_85Where's your
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8:48–8:54 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_86sunset?
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8:54–8:55 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_87Sunset.
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8:59–9:00 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_88Wow. Oh, we missed it still.
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9:04–9:07 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_89Tiny bit. You can see we were down there,
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9:08–9:11 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_90the beach.
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9:12–9:12 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_91You want to go jacuzzi? Is it clean?
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9:16–9:19 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_92It just seems kind of weird. Look at this
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9:21–9:24 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_93bathroom. They make the glass— the door
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9:24–9:27 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_94out of glass. What is the point of that?
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9:27–9:29 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_95Okay, I'm gonna close the door because I
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9:30–9:32 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_96want some privacy. Oh wait, you can still
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9:32–9:34 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_97see me. Okay, I'm ready. Shoot the
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9:34–9:37 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_98water. Shoot it. Ah,
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9:38–9:41 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_99your glasses! You nearly knocked your
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9:42–9:44 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_100glasses off. No water.
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9:45–9:46 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_101Oh wow, beer, my favorite,
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9:49–9:52 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_102and water. I'll have one beer
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9:53–9:56 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_103roof.
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9:57–9:57 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_104ค ื
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9:59–10:13 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_105อ ส ึ ก อ อ บ ด ิ ซ ์. ช ่ วย บ
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10:14–10:16 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_106อก อะไร อ ่ ะ? ไม ่ บ อก ด ี ไ หม คร ั
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10:17–10:18 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_107ใช ่ ไ หม คร ั บ? เอ า เด ิ น หน ึ ่
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10:18–10:18 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_108ง คร ั บ ไม ่ ได ้ คร ั บ? ไม ่ เลย อ
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10:19–10:20 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_109่ ะ. ทำ ไม เป ็ น พ ี่ เล ี้ ย เด ิ น.
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10:21–10:22 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_110ก ็ เอ า ไ ว ้ แล ้ วย ั ง อ ๋ อ.
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10:23–10:24 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_111ว ่ า เรา จะ Sick of my shoes,
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10:24–10:26 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_112my socks. Why?
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10:27–10:30 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_113Ủa,
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10:50–11:19 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_114What? Rô banh. Bread.
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11:30–11:33 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_115Bread, bread. Camon got bread.
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11:34–11:36 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_116This company made soaked soup.
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11:38–11:43 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_117First, first, this, this.
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11:45–11:49 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_118Okay, no. Is it Phi Phi Island?
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11:49–11:52 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_119Like that? Is it called Phi Phi Island?
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11:53–11:55 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_120Phi Phi Island. Aha. Feel it,
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11:58–12:02 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_121feel it. Wow, the water's so blue.
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12:02–12:04 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_122Yeah, oh, it's cold.
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12:45–12:51 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_123Hello, miss. Hello, miss.
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13:28–13:31 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_124Hello, hello.
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13:31–13:35 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_125Sit, sit, sit. Oh my
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13:35–13:39 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_126God.
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13:40–13:40 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_127I'm scared. Oh my God.
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13:54–13:57 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_128Wow.
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14:37–14:37 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_129Stop crashing
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15:02–15:10 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_130into people. Where are you going? Going
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