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Honeymoon trip with my Girlfriend in Phuket - 1 year together ❤️

2023-05-29 · 15 min

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  1. Help me!

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  2. Why did it come in so quickly?

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  3. Help me!

    Segment details0:13–0:19 · rev_06b4f98c5ca27e92d3718d5d10a35896_2
  4. You want some beef jerky? Uh-oh,

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  5. he's got massive balls like me. No, you

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  6. haven't.

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  7. Soaked.

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  8. My bag weighs 4.

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  9. Six kg.

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  10. Your bag weighs six kg.

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  11. Does it stop moving?

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  12. Two. My girlfriend's blocking her.

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  13. Fifty-two. Please board at gate.

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  14. You're blocking her.

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  15. What are those little hut things?

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  16. Looks weird. Wow,

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  17. wow. Oh wow,

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  18. look, the bathtub's outside.

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  19. Is that a bathtub or a jacuzzi?

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  20. Oh, you can see the sea.

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  21. Honeymoon suite.

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  22. We in Phuket.

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  23. Finish. I think

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  24. Malaysia is that way.

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  25. Oh, there's a swimming pool down there.

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  26. Swimming pools everywhere. Well, there's

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  27. one there, one there, one there.

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  28. Kebab.

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  29. Wow, it's so big. Not again,

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  30. we had it yesterday. Kebab. Wow,

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  31. they have British food.

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  32. Scottish egg,

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  33. Scottish egg,

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  34. fish and chips, hash brown,

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  35. steak fries. What's that? Cut it

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  36. in half. Why is it so hard?

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  37. Wow.

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  38. It's so windy.

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  39. Wow, look at the waves.

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  40. Look, we can go swimming.

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  41. What?

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  42. It's so noisy, I can't hear what you're

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  43. saying. Ah, help me!

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  44. Ah, why did it come in so quickly?

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  45. Oh, my feet is wet. You didn't

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  46. What's that? Broken heart.

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  47. Okay.

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  48. My name.

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  49. Oh, whoa, how do

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  50. they come down?

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  51. Safe landing.

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  52. That man's just hanging on to pull them

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  53. down. What are they

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  54. doing to the boat? Pushing it

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  55. out or bringing it back in?

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  56. Hard work. Wow,

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  57. they have to reverse backwards down the

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  58. hill. Oh, it's a little meow meow meow

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  59. meow meow meow. Hello.

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  60. Ah, he likes me.

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  61. What? Meow meow.

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  62. Give him my chicken. Meow meow.

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  63. Oh, oh, look, looks like Mr.

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  64. Toffee.

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  65. This one looks dirty. Where is he?

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  66. This one's a stray, the black one.

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  67. The black one, no owner.

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  68. He looks dirty.

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  69. He's got massive

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  70. balls. Look at his balls.

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  71. Big ball, big ball.

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  72. He's got big ball,

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  73. big ball bag like me.

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  74. Oh, you have a little— oh, you have

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  75. a big— what?

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  76. Shut up.

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  77. You want some beef jerky? You like beef

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  78. jerky?

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  79. Uh-oh, don't eat this.

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  80. Oh, he's hungry.

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  81. You like beef jerky?

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  82. He likes it. This stuff actually smells

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  83. like cat food as well.

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  84. Really bad beef jerky.

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  85. It sounds like, uh, cat biscuits crunchy.

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  86. Wait for me.

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  87. Where's your

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  88. sunset?

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  89. Sunset.

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  90. Wow. Oh, we missed it still.

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  91. Tiny bit. You can see we were down there,

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  92. the beach.

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  93. You want to go jacuzzi? Is it clean?

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  94. It just seems kind of weird. Look at this

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  95. bathroom. They make the glass— the door

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  96. out of glass. What is the point of that?

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  97. Okay, I'm gonna close the door because I

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  98. want some privacy. Oh wait, you can still

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  99. see me. Okay, I'm ready. Shoot the

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  100. water. Shoot it. Ah,

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  101. your glasses! You nearly knocked your

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  102. glasses off. No water.

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  103. Oh wow, beer, my favorite,

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  104. and water. I'll have one beer

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  105. roof.

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  106. ค ื

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  107. อ ส ึ ก อ อ บ ด ิ ซ ์. ช ่ วย บ

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  108. อก อะไร อ ่ ะ? ไม ่ บ อก ด ี ไ หม คร ั

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  109. ใช ่ ไ หม คร ั บ? เอ า เด ิ น หน ึ ่

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  110. ง คร ั บ ไม ่ ได ้ คร ั บ? ไม ่ เลย อ

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  111. ่ ะ. ทำ ไม เป ็ น พ ี่ เล ี้ ย เด ิ น.

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  112. ก ็ เอ า ไ ว ้ แล ้ วย ั ง อ ๋ อ.

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  113. ว ่ า เรา จะ Sick of my shoes,

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  114. my socks. Why?

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  115. Ủa,

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  116. What? Rô banh. Bread.

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  117. Bread, bread. Camon got bread.

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  118. This company made soaked soup.

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  119. First, first, this, this.

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  120. Okay, no. Is it Phi Phi Island?

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  121. Like that? Is it called Phi Phi Island?

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  122. Phi Phi Island. Aha. Feel it,

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  123. feel it. Wow, the water's so blue.

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  124. Yeah, oh, it's cold.

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  125. Hello, miss. Hello, miss.

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  126. Hello, hello.

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  127. Sit, sit, sit. Oh my

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  128. God.

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  129. I'm scared. Oh my God.

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  130. Wow.

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  131. Stop crashing

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  132. into people. Where are you going? Going

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