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Going on a date with my boyfriend!
2017-11-06 · 13 min
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It's still raining.
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0:03–0:04 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_0I've never really liked wine.
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0:12–0:13 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_1Don't think it's that cold, actually.
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0:19–0:21 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_2It's the French guy. This is the French guy. Oh shit, he's coming, he's coming. Okay, let's try
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0:25–0:39 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_3again.
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0:44–0:45 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_4Put it in one of these condoms.
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0:55–0:57 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_5I didn't put any deodorant on either, so my armpits stink really bad right now.
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1:04–1:08 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_6I'm sweating so much.
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1:10–1:11 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_7Salty. So many people. We need to get out of here.
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1:17–1:21 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_8Loop that loops forever, and it just escalates. It goes, and it just gets more and more irritating.
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1:23–1:29 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_9And then they loop it over again. Where's my umbrella?
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1:32–1:35 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_10Where are you going? Let's go. All right, cool. I'm streaming. A new player has joined the stream. Now we gotta see if I can find a Halloween costume. Okay, maybe grab some beef. It's a really good, like, uh, beef and rice place right next to the mall. Oh, it's so cheap, it's so good.
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1:44–2:01 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_11Okay,
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2:03–2:04 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_12Sato donated $4.20. Thanks. Hey, a free deck.
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2:06–2:11 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_13Give me—
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2:25–2:26 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_14get up there. Yes.
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2:28–2:32 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_15What'd you get? A beer. Really? Bravo. Garlic? I have no idea what those are.
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2:43–2:50 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_16Oh, that's good. All right, let's go find some cheap costumes.
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2:55–2:58 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_17Try on. Nope. Where's the mirror?
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3:00–3:04 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_18He's obviously too cerebral for this party. At least condoms. Cigarettes? Maybe I should buy some. Are they? They're the super thin ones. Oh shit, they are. 0.01. You only get 3? You only get 3 of them? How much?
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3:25–3:44 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_19800 yen? That's like 200— what's that worth? 250 yen per condom. Wait, those are premium ones though. That's actually— that's not 880. Holy shit.
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3:47–3:56 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_20Wow. That's why I don't use condoms. Costs so much money.
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3:59–4:01 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_21It's cheaper to just buy antibiotics if you get chlamydia. I can go as a fidget spinner! Oh my God, yes!
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4:04–4:13 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_22Chat, is this Minion or what? I'm fairly certain this is Minion related.
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4:19–4:23 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_23Yes or no? Yay or nay?
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4:26–4:27 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_24Yes, Daniel's cum stain won't go away. See, it's a Minion costume. Someone else knows.
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4:30–4:35 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_25It's only yellow because it's Minions.
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4:38–4:39 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_26Like, now it is. Unfortunately it does.
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4:41–4:43 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_27Should Daniel get it? I think he should wear it.
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4:46–4:47 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_28Come say hi, Dan. Wave and say hi to the stream. Introduce. All right, that was awkward. Right, what's that? Yeah, it's Minnie. Perfectly obvious. See, I told you, you keep saying it's not Minnie related, but it totally is. Does it suit me? Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I woke up at like 1 or 2. I woke up at
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4:51–5:13 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_291, I kept falling back asleep. How about you guys? 11:30. Yeah, it's pretty late. Oh, that's a long day too. My room is a mess as hell right now. I gotta probably do that, get on that tomorrow. Oh, see you guys later.
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5:13–5:28 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_30That guy's holding 2 umbrellas. Suspicious. Sato donated $5 to buy a new umbrella. Where like women create videos where they like, they humiliate their, their viewers and call them like pigs and pay pigs and makes them— I forgot my umbrella on the platform. Yeah, see you on Monday. Bye-bye. See you never. That sounded really rude. It did,
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5:32–5:55 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_31actually. That was a harsh thing to say. I'll explain it. You're just awkward. That's why I don't talk.
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5:55–6:01 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_32Your chat says James' dick doesn't fit in his pants. This is your hero. They're all gonna unsubscribe. He's a mignonette.
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6:18–6:34 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_33It fits like perfectly, but I can't like tight enough. You want me to help? Just get it to stay over the ears, please.
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6:39–6:48 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_34Tighter? Tighter. Tighter? I want it to not shit. Perfect. Keep it that tight. Okay, now it's loose now. You fucked it up. What about now? Fucked it up, kind of. That's good enough. What do you think? Yeah,
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6:53–7:02 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_35I just don't want it to come loose and fall off.
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7:04–7:06 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_36My nose digging you?
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7:13–7:14 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_37Don't wear the hoodie. No, I want to wear the hoodie. It's making it look less like a dress. Stand these bad boys up. Yeah, that's the way I like it. Oh hell, these things unfurl. Perfect. You're gonna be jingling all night though. You're gonna drive me and yourself crazy.
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7:17–7:35 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_38Yeah, look, amazing, adorable. Well, your mom can see you now. She'd be so proud. She'd change her mind in an instant.
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7:41–7:52 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_39Look at my dress.
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8:03–8:06 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_40It's like the long short skirt. I look fabulous. Fabuloso. All right.
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8:08–8:14 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_41So I guess it's not so weird now. Yeah, the only one filming.
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8:26–8:30 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_42Go take a picture with the Minion, bro. No. Yeah, I'm the best Minion. Well, not you. You're the sexiest Minion. I need boobs. Look at the decorations, they're so good. Well, except for that one that fell, but, uh, yeah.
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8:33–8:47 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_43Who doesn't like me?
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8:50–8:51 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_44He was talking about my mask.
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8:53–8:54 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_45My dick is the talk of the town right now. James Huntsman straps.
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8:59–9:04 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_46Daniel is making some good conversation.
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9:06–9:08 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_47They're talking about anime. This is the best opening line for girls.
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9:11–9:15 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_48Mm, yeah, she's cute. I think she's here with someone though. It's
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9:18–9:32 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_49good. Yeah, it's not strong, very weak. It's just Tastes like water. 13%.
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9:37–9:55 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_50It doesn't
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9:58–10:02 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_51taste strong.
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10:04–10:08 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_52Me? No. Are you— I'm not strong. Are you okay? Yeah, I feel a bit dizzy. I feel okay. Okay. Yeah. Are you— you're Yes, okay, thank you.
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10:11–10:32 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_53Do you like music? What kind of music? Who is, who is the best singer you? My Chemical Romance. My Chemical Romance. Not only singing, but organize party.
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10:46–11:01 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_54She organizes party.
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11:03–11:04 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_55And then there is big English. You can speak English and Japanese and some other language. A little bit of Korean. Yeah, what? My ex-girlfriend is Korean. Really?
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11:07–11:21 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_56You visit Korea? Yeah, 4 times. And for example, start their relationship here and 4 months and after that separate and not still also here? No, um, we separated and then I went back to England and then I went to Korea the next year and then the next year I went again. 4 times to Korea every year. My
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11:23–11:48 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_57sister. What's her name? Midori. Midori, nice to meet you. Hello, what's your name? Daniel. Daniel.
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11:48–11:55 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_58England.
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12:02–12:11 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_59Travel 2 months.
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12:28–12:33 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_60Can
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12:36–12:37 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_61I add you online? Oh sure, how about I Can I have QR? Yes.
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12:47–12:55 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_62Okay.
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