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Going on a date with my boyfriend!

2017-11-06 · 13 min

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  1. It's still raining.

    Segment details0:03–0:04 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_0
  2. I've never really liked wine.

    Segment details0:12–0:13 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_1
  3. Don't think it's that cold, actually.

    Segment details0:19–0:21 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_2
  4. It's the French guy. This is the French guy. Oh shit, he's coming, he's coming. Okay, let's try

    Segment details0:25–0:39 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_3
  5. again.

    Segment details0:44–0:45 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_4
  6. Put it in one of these condoms.

    Segment details0:55–0:57 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_5
  7. I didn't put any deodorant on either, so my armpits stink really bad right now.

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  8. I'm sweating so much.

    Segment details1:10–1:11 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_7
  9. Salty. So many people. We need to get out of here.

    Segment details1:17–1:21 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_8
  10. Loop that loops forever, and it just escalates. It goes, and it just gets more and more irritating.

    Segment details1:23–1:29 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_9
  11. And then they loop it over again. Where's my umbrella?

    Segment details1:32–1:35 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_10
  12. Where are you going? Let's go. All right, cool. I'm streaming. A new player has joined the stream. Now we gotta see if I can find a Halloween costume. Okay, maybe grab some beef. It's a really good, like, uh, beef and rice place right next to the mall. Oh, it's so cheap, it's so good.

    Segment details1:44–2:01 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_11
  13. Okay,

    Segment details2:03–2:04 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_12
  14. Sato donated $4.20. Thanks. Hey, a free deck.

    Segment details2:06–2:11 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_13
  15. Give me—

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  16. get up there. Yes.

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  17. What'd you get? A beer. Really? Bravo. Garlic? I have no idea what those are.

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  18. Oh, that's good. All right, let's go find some cheap costumes.

    Segment details2:55–2:58 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_17
  19. Try on. Nope. Where's the mirror?

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  20. He's obviously too cerebral for this party. At least condoms. Cigarettes? Maybe I should buy some. Are they? They're the super thin ones. Oh shit, they are. 0.01. You only get 3? You only get 3 of them? How much?

    Segment details3:25–3:44 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_19
  21. 800 yen? That's like 200— what's that worth? 250 yen per condom. Wait, those are premium ones though. That's actually— that's not 880. Holy shit.

    Segment details3:47–3:56 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_20
  22. Wow. That's why I don't use condoms. Costs so much money.

    Segment details3:59–4:01 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_21
  23. It's cheaper to just buy antibiotics if you get chlamydia. I can go as a fidget spinner! Oh my God, yes!

    Segment details4:04–4:13 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_22
  24. Chat, is this Minion or what? I'm fairly certain this is Minion related.

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  25. Yes or no? Yay or nay?

    Segment details4:26–4:27 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_24
  26. Yes, Daniel's cum stain won't go away. See, it's a Minion costume. Someone else knows.

    Segment details4:30–4:35 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_25
  27. It's only yellow because it's Minions.

    Segment details4:38–4:39 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_26
  28. Like, now it is. Unfortunately it does.

    Segment details4:41–4:43 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_27
  29. Should Daniel get it? I think he should wear it.

    Segment details4:46–4:47 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_28
  30. Come say hi, Dan. Wave and say hi to the stream. Introduce. All right, that was awkward. Right, what's that? Yeah, it's Minnie. Perfectly obvious. See, I told you, you keep saying it's not Minnie related, but it totally is. Does it suit me? Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I woke up at like 1 or 2. I woke up at

    Segment details4:51–5:13 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_29
  31. 1, I kept falling back asleep. How about you guys? 11:30. Yeah, it's pretty late. Oh, that's a long day too. My room is a mess as hell right now. I gotta probably do that, get on that tomorrow. Oh, see you guys later.

    Segment details5:13–5:28 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_30
  32. That guy's holding 2 umbrellas. Suspicious. Sato donated $5 to buy a new umbrella. Where like women create videos where they like, they humiliate their, their viewers and call them like pigs and pay pigs and makes them— I forgot my umbrella on the platform. Yeah, see you on Monday. Bye-bye. See you never. That sounded really rude. It did,

    Segment details5:32–5:55 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_31
  33. actually. That was a harsh thing to say. I'll explain it. You're just awkward. That's why I don't talk.

    Segment details5:55–6:01 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_32
  34. Your chat says James' dick doesn't fit in his pants. This is your hero. They're all gonna unsubscribe. He's a mignonette.

    Segment details6:18–6:34 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_33
  35. It fits like perfectly, but I can't like tight enough. You want me to help? Just get it to stay over the ears, please.

    Segment details6:39–6:48 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_34
  36. Tighter? Tighter. Tighter? I want it to not shit. Perfect. Keep it that tight. Okay, now it's loose now. You fucked it up. What about now? Fucked it up, kind of. That's good enough. What do you think? Yeah,

    Segment details6:53–7:02 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_35
  37. I just don't want it to come loose and fall off.

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  38. My nose digging you?

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  39. Don't wear the hoodie. No, I want to wear the hoodie. It's making it look less like a dress. Stand these bad boys up. Yeah, that's the way I like it. Oh hell, these things unfurl. Perfect. You're gonna be jingling all night though. You're gonna drive me and yourself crazy.

    Segment details7:17–7:35 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_38
  40. Yeah, look, amazing, adorable. Well, your mom can see you now. She'd be so proud. She'd change her mind in an instant.

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  41. Look at my dress.

    Segment details8:03–8:06 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_40
  42. It's like the long short skirt. I look fabulous. Fabuloso. All right.

    Segment details8:08–8:14 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_41
  43. So I guess it's not so weird now. Yeah, the only one filming.

    Segment details8:26–8:30 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_42
  44. Go take a picture with the Minion, bro. No. Yeah, I'm the best Minion. Well, not you. You're the sexiest Minion. I need boobs. Look at the decorations, they're so good. Well, except for that one that fell, but, uh, yeah.

    Segment details8:33–8:47 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_43
  45. Who doesn't like me?

    Segment details8:50–8:51 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_44
  46. He was talking about my mask.

    Segment details8:53–8:54 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_45
  47. My dick is the talk of the town right now. James Huntsman straps.

    Segment details8:59–9:04 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_46
  48. Daniel is making some good conversation.

    Segment details9:06–9:08 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_47
  49. They're talking about anime. This is the best opening line for girls.

    Segment details9:11–9:15 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_48
  50. Mm, yeah, she's cute. I think she's here with someone though. It's

    Segment details9:18–9:32 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_49
  51. good. Yeah, it's not strong, very weak. It's just Tastes like water. 13%.

    Segment details9:37–9:55 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_50
  52. It doesn't

    Segment details9:58–10:02 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_51
  53. taste strong.

    Segment details10:04–10:08 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_52
  54. Me? No. Are you— I'm not strong. Are you okay? Yeah, I feel a bit dizzy. I feel okay. Okay. Yeah. Are you— you're Yes, okay, thank you.

    Segment details10:11–10:32 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_53
  55. Do you like music? What kind of music? Who is, who is the best singer you? My Chemical Romance. My Chemical Romance. Not only singing, but organize party.

    Segment details10:46–11:01 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_54
  56. She organizes party.

    Segment details11:03–11:04 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_55
  57. And then there is big English. You can speak English and Japanese and some other language. A little bit of Korean. Yeah, what? My ex-girlfriend is Korean. Really?

    Segment details11:07–11:21 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_56
  58. You visit Korea? Yeah, 4 times. And for example, start their relationship here and 4 months and after that separate and not still also here? No, um, we separated and then I went back to England and then I went to Korea the next year and then the next year I went again. 4 times to Korea every year. My

    Segment details11:23–11:48 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_57
  59. sister. What's her name? Midori. Midori, nice to meet you. Hello, what's your name? Daniel. Daniel.

    Segment details11:48–11:55 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_58
  60. England.

    Segment details12:02–12:11 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_59
  61. Travel 2 months.

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  62. Can

    Segment details12:36–12:37 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_61
  63. I add you online? Oh sure, how about I Can I have QR? Yes.

    Segment details12:47–12:55 · rev_28ca23c05dd69715ab2a01076d9c88f5_62
  64. Okay.

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