japanese woman came to my hotel room [QFRiGoeRbis]

It's live now.

Oh, it is?

There's no one here though.

That's so funny.

Give it a few minutes.

That's so funny.

Nobody will notice. Nobody will notice.

Where's my tripod?

So funny.

And then what happens? And then you showing yourself right now?

I'm showing you.

Me?

Me?

Holy shit. Yeah, I have to start Bawling. Where's the camera? The 2 little things?

The little 2 circles.

Okay.

There's one person.

Hello! I have news for all of you. Very, very, very, very sad news.

Yes. Daniel.

Sweet Daniel. Daniel has passed away. I came to his room and he was all cold, blue in the face, and he sunk a fish. Is one person watching?

We got 28.

We got 28.

Okay.

Okay, well, I found Daniel and he was cold as stone, and his face was blue and purplish, and his feet stunk.

Mm-hmm.

There you have it. He's dead. Sorry. And I am the one to tell you that he is no longer going to be on this channel anymore. Unfortunately, you will have to bear with me.

I see.

Well, you're all invited to the funeral. It will be at APA Hotel in Osaka. Come at your own risk.

And what else?

What other information would they need?

I don't know.

You're dead. You're not supposed to talk.

Who's holding the camera then?

The camera is being held by your spirit. Okay, you're still here in spirit. Okay, so what's up everybody?

Yeah, we're gonna do Q&A. They wanted a Q&A.

Okay, Q&A, go for it. Let's go for it. Let's do this.

How can we get it so you can see the comments too?

I want to see the comments. I want to see how they're, they're being really rude about me, and I'll start to cry and I'll have it— I'll have a tantrum.

I could put it on my laptop.

Yeah, well, that's a good idea. And then I'd be like, I don't want to do this anymore because everybody's so mean to me. By the way, I'm old, so I need my readers, but I don't have them with me right now.

Your glasses?

Yeah.

You're wearing glasses now.

I'm wearing glasses now, but they're like regular glasses. They're not bifocal glasses, and I need to squint. This program was brought to you by. Cadbury's. Cadbury's Dairy Milk.

Anything you'd like to add?

Um, people saying anything? Yeah, they're saying I'm stupid, saying I'm a bitch.

Flip it out like this.

Oh yay! Oh fun, fun. Anything, anything, um, really?

Okay, tablet mode.

What?

It's on tablet mode.

Tablet mode. Oh look, it's both your new hats. Hi! Hi! I feel like, I feel like Romper Room. You know how they go, mirror, mirror on the wall?

No, what's that?

It's, it's, it's a children's show. Who remembers Romper Room? Nobody. It's a, it's a general Generation X thing. Is it a guest? Yes, it is. Okay, where's your Thai girlfriend? They're asking you.

She's sleeping.

She's sleeping. She's—

So she will never know.

Okay.

What's happening.

What? Okay, so do some body massage. Yes, my name is really Kari, but call me Blood, okay?

Okay, what?

Sniff Daniel's socks.

Okay, where's the socks?

I haven't washed them for a week.

We'll do a sniff test to see.

Okay. Don't tell my girlfriend.

Okay, so what do you want to know?

Yeah, guys, you want to Q&A?

You wanted a Q&A. Okay, what do you want to know about me? I am a very boring person. I have nothing to hide. I'm an open book. How did I get my cats? Um, I got them out of the gutter. They're all rescue cats. Do I like boys or girls? I like both, and I like Chinese too. I'm pansexual. Okay. Oh, for a living, I um do stocks. Can you believe it?

What stocks do you have?

What stocks do I have? Okay, this morning.

What's your financial advice?

I have— I can't give you advice because I have a financial broker that does all my work for me. Okay? And so he tells me which stocks are good to buy and which stocks I should ditch. And I just let him do what he wants with the money. Okay? That's how I make money.

So he knows what he's doing?

He knows what he's doing. He's a professional. He works for a big—

Unlike me.

He works for a big stockbroker for So that's what, um, I'm Japanese. I'm 100% Japanese. Yeah, I'm a grandma. What? Where did I learn English? Um, I was born in Japan, but 3 months after I was born, I was taken away to Chicago Illinois, where I lived for 8 years. And then I was taken to Frankfurt, Germany, where I lived for 8 years. And in my first year of high school, I came back to Japan. Culture shock!

Why did you come back to Japan?

Because of my papa!

Oh, your dad came back?

Yeah, my dad. My dad took us. He, he had to go on business to the States and Germany, and the family tagged along. Yeah, and then he came back to the home company in Japan, and that's when we all came back too.

I got donuts.

Hi, Mizuki, I'm the Australian guy. Would you want me to give you cereal and we can make a sandwich together?

Say that again, I didn't catch that one. It was in an accent I cannot understand.

Um, would you want me to give you cereal And we can make a sandwich together.

Who's saying that?

The Australian guy.

The Australian guy? Oh, I thought you were into Chi Chi. We want to sandwich you. Me, me, the Australian guy, and Chi Chi. How's that?

She didn't reply to my message last night.

Well, she will eventually. It was just fun making you squirm and, and writhe around on the bed going, that's what I wanted to see, that's the only reason I did it.

Maybe I should message her on Instagram.

Well, you know, some people are saying just leave her alone, so—

Okay, maybe.

Yeah, maybe we should leave her alone for a little bit. For a little bit.

Sexy time!

Okay, what?

What? What? What should I say? Darkness.

Do you have an Adam's apple?

I took it off. Yeah, I'm hiding it actually. I'm hiding it. See?

Ah, that's what the—

Yeah, that's what this collar's for. To hide my Adam's apple, which is very large. So are my nuts. They're very large. Okay, what else? Thai girlfriend is watching. Hi, hi, hi, faster, fasty, fast, faster, fastest. Hello. Oh God, I can't read a thing. It's a guy. Okay, I'm a guy. Okay, great.

What's your body count, Mizuki? Can you lick my fat tummy?

Oh, okay, I'm Mizuki now. Okay, yes, this is Mizuki. I'm Mizuki. My body count, God, can you count to infinity? Okay. I'm Mizuki, otherwise known as Blood Bucket. What, what, what do they want to know? Stories of my tattoos. They're just a bunch of, um, Street work.

You didn't have those last year when we met.

No, I didn't. I didn't have all of them. I had a couple. Now I've got sleeves, man. Beam me up.

Is it painful to get it?

Um, it depends on where. I mean, I can't say it's not painful every time, but Um, it depends if you can stand being pinched for a while, for a long time. Imagine being pinched. And what else?

Fast is monitoring the subreddit. We will tell her BB isn't Mizuki and that you are cheating on her. Daniel, say goodbye to your relationship, idiot.

Oh no, I'm not cheating. I ruined it. No, Faster. He's not cheating at all. He's being a total gentleman. And I just, I just came to Jack's channel.

That's all.

Nothing, nothing.

It's the cat song again.

Can we all sing together?

No, I'm fed up with this song. I've heard it too many times.

Does everybody know the cat song?

They must do by now.

What's my YouTube channel? I have no YouTube channel.

Why don't you make one?

Because I don't— I'm, I'm an introvert. I can't, I can't sit, stand in front of the camera and do things like this, you know. I can't do that. Japanese, yes. Okay, it's the song. It's the song. I don't get it though.

Karaoke time.

Karaoke time.

Did you see my whale stream yesterday?

Your whale stream? I didn't see it.

No. Guys, let's find the Upper Hotel in Osaka. It's kind of easy to locate him.

No, there's lots of Upper Hotels. You'll never find it.

It's hard. I went to like 10 of them to get here.

I went to 2. I kept coming to the wrong one. They kept saying, this is not your hotel.

Like it's really big.

Yeah.

And it's— that's not— that might be where you are.

You never know.

You could be in that one or you could be in the other one.

How did you discover Daniel?

I discovered Daniel, which is an interesting story. Um, I was listening to a podcast and all of a sudden they were talking about all sorts of videos and YouTubers and stuff. And they were talking about how people have fetishes.

And at the time, the upper location is on the TV, you idiot Daniel.

Is it? Where?

Where? Where? Where? Where?

Where? No, it's not.

It's not. Does it come up? Um, I don't think so.

And the stream quality is not good enough to see the text.

Yeah. Someone's bluffing. Anyway, um, and then, and then they were doing these things about fetishes, and they're talking about butt fetishes. And then they said there's this YouTuber who talks about the smelling of the buttocks, and, and they showed Daniel. Daniel came up on the screen, and he was talking about a Turkish girl. And how he liked to smell her armpits. And I was thinking, who is this guy? And so I checked him up on YouTube and I found him.

It's a weird video to find me from.

I know. And you were talking about the distinct smells of people's fannies.

Was I?

Yeah, you were. You were talking about the—

I don't remember.

You like spicy butts. And you looked so innocent in the video. You're so young and Yeah. And you're talking about butts, and I was like, what is wrong with this child?

I didn't think anyone would see it.

Well, it's a pretty popular podcast, so...

Yeah.

Yeah. So lots of people saw it, and so I'm sure there's some viewers like me who found Daniel through that.

I wonder if there's a clip of it somewhere.

Probably.

I mean, it's probably in the archives. Yeah, that's a child.

Who's a child? Me?

Yeah, you. No, he's a child.

I'm an independent man.

He's a very, very well-adjusted, independent male with a stable job. Yeah, and stable income.

Very serious, professional.

Very professional in whatever he does, and, um, we should all look up to him. He's very tidy and he looks after himself a lot.

And Japanese girls.

Oh my God, Christopher!

What did Christopher do?

Christopher found Daniel while searching for a Japanese girlfriend cheating. New character, Daniel! Yay!

Oh, thanks, RJF.

RJF. As Daniel would say, very generous.

Very generous. Thanks so much. I mean, thanks so much. That sounded too sarcastic.

So generous of you. Someone's laughing, laughing, laughing. Okay, what else is there? Yeah, he's the youngest. He's 35. Congratulations on your birthday. Belated birthday. Congratulations.

My second day is 35.

Yeah, your second day as an average. Well, if you average it out, you're 40.

No. No, 5 years left until I'm 40.

No, no, no.

When you're 35, if you.

He's at Upper Midasuji, guys. Find him.

No, I'm not.

What?

Shut up, Joe.

What?

Who said what?

He said, "I'm a upper middle switchy." No, he's not.

No, he's not. He said upper um Shinseibashi. Sorry.

Oh crap! How do they know the room number? I mean, that's not the room number.

Oh, you're wrong. Lefty no hatch. I'm sorry, you're wrong. He's on the tenth floor, one zero. Does it say anything up here?

It probably says the number somewhere.

Yeah, probably, probably.

Well, I have to leave in a few days anyway, so yeah. Two days more.

Early eighties goth band. Well, um, I was I was into um Nick Cave.

New character dono.

A long time. I like Nick Cave. I adore him. Nick Cave is like the best thing that ever happened to me.

Wow, $8. Christopher.

Christopher!

Your favorite early '80s goth band?

Yeah.

Who?

Well, not really goth band, but I love Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, if that interests you, Mr. Christopher. I hope it does. Um, I hope I haven't disappointed you in any way. I also like, um, um, Bauhaus.

And you like My Chemical Romance?

My Chemical Romance is kind of a newish one for me, for— because I was in my, in my late 20s that I was listening to it. But I love them both anyway. But, um, but Gerard Way took the wrong way.

What way?

He turned into a pop singer.

Oh yeah, he went solo, didn't he?

Yeah, he went solo and he went kind of '80s pop, kind of weird, uh, techno type poppish music.

Now he does, um, comic artist stuff, doesn't he?

Yeah, something like that. Okay, Viking Pepper, you live for this. Okay, yay! I live for this. I live for this too. Viking Pepper.

What is your favorite early '80s goth band?

Yeah, I told you about that one.

It's a bit delayed, text-to-speech.

Yeah, but, um, anyway, pretty much I wouldn't really listen to like a certain band. I would listen to like all sorts of stuff, but I like, um, Bauhaus and Nick Cave. And Susie and the Banshees, and stuff like that. If that is all right with you, I hope I haven't disappointed anybody. Yes, I'm as old as his mother.

Really?

Yes, I am.

How old are you?

I'm very old.

Is it okay?

Do her doggy.

Do me doggy.

What?

Hey, Demi doggy! Okay, you did it. Okay, what, what? I'm, I'm as old as his mother, and so I think of him as my child.

My mom's 66.

Yeah, pretty close. We could be sisters. And I think of Daniel as A sweet, sweet nephew.

Yes, no cheating. Girlfriend.

Girlfriend?

Girlfriend watching.

Girlfriend watching. No cheating. There's no cheating because I don't believe in cheating. I don't believe in cheating. Cheating is bad. It is naughty and it should not be allowed, and I shall not tolerate cheating. There you have my 2 cents.

Someone says, "Is this the same blood bank Japanese girl from the last Japanese stream?" Blood bank? No, blood bucket.

I I ain't no blood bank. I don't got that much blood. I only have a bucket full of blood.

Yeah, she helped me sell my camera last year.

Yeah, that was me. And you thought I was going to run away with the money, didn't you?

No.

Yes, you did. But then you were like, no, she's got, she's got, um, um, what was it? My shoes were like really gigantic.

Yeah.

Platform shoes, so I couldn't run that fast. So he caught me.

I think I said you could run away with the money if you wanted to.

Yeah, but I didn't. I was, I was, I was being a good girl and I gave it back to him.

Yeah.

Is everybody happy?

Are we all happy?

Your English is really good.

Dankeschön.

Oh yeah, you said you speak German too.

Jawohl, wir sprechen Deutsch. So, what else? What else? Super happy. Great. Oh, Gina's super happy. That's good. I just want everybody to be happy.

Deutsch. Yeah.

Will you marry Daniel so he can stay?

That's illegal.

That's illegal. They, they, they're very strict about that, weren't they? Weren't they strict about getting your visa? Really? Didn't they ask you questions like what color is your wife's underwear and stuff?

No, we had to send some pictures of us together. Yeah, and screenshots of our chat messages.

Proof that you've been together for a while. Yeah, know each other, which we do not have, so cannot do. Deutsch. Ich liebe Deutschland. Pet card.

You want to marry?

Sure.

Okay.

Pep Guard.

Pep Guard's gonna marry me. I'm gonna be a bride.

Congratulations.

Thank you. That means my last name—

I can livestream the wedding.

Yeah, my last name's gonna be Guard, so it'll be Blood Guard. Blood Guard.

Let's see.

How did I get my name, Mr.? How do you pronounce that? As does does f. Mr. As does does f. Um, I got my name from if you are a fan of old classical horror movies, if you've seen the movie Carrie based on the novel by Stephen King. There's a poor girl, Carrie, and she's, um, taken to the prom and she becomes the prom queen and they all play a joke on her and they drop a big bucket of pig's blood on her head. That's where I got it from.

I have no idea what that is.

You have no idea? You have no idea what I'm talking about?

No.

It is a movie that is a classic, by the way.

Carrie.

Good movie. Viking Pepper knows it. Good for you. Yes, and Frederick Greer knows his horror movies too. Yes, yes, Christopher, you're right. She goes like, and everybody dies. She was just Kills everyone. Granny Maxing, yeah. Yeah, she has gnarly powers. Do I have an OnlyFans? Well, let's see. Let's think about that for a while.

Not yet.

Not yet.

Maybe soon.

I need a spatula. You are his date? No, I'm his mother. Um, did the cleaning lady?

The cleaning lady?

How did you know I was the cleaning lady? I'm here now. I'm here to clean his room.

It's already been cleaned. She came in this morning.

Oh really?

I had to stand there while she cleaned.

Oh, okay. Did she vacuum and everything?

No, she had the sticky roller thing.

Oh, korokoro. Yeah, they call it a korokoro here. See what what? Oh, Cindy Lauper! Oh my God! V L now. Um, that is such a compliment. I love you for that. Whoa whoa whoa whoa!

Yeah.

Doesn't she sing girls just want to have fun?

Girls just want to have fun.

Okay. Okay, let's see.

Favorite punk bands? Well, you always got to say the fucking Sex Pistols and the Ramones. And, um, let's see. Oh my God, there's so many. Um, Rancid. I like Rancid as well. And I like, uh, Dead Kennedys, and I like— what else do I like? A lot, a lot, a lot. My aunt asked— I'm here because I have to take care of Daniel because he's been acting naughty lately.

She brought me chocolates.

Chocolates and cookies!

My favorite.

Yay!

No shit, Christopher, really?

What'd he say?

He said Rancid is from his area. Hmm.

Yes.

Do you know someone called Suspenders? A streamer.

Suspenders? Like suspenders?

Yeah, that's his username.

Oh really? It's kind of fucked up.

Why? Excuse me, why is it fucked up?

What suspenders is like snap? I've never seen him. No, I haven't, to be honest. Um, you mention him a lot, but a lot?

Not really.

Well, sort of. Well, people mention him a lot.

I think you remind them of him because he was also kind of like He dresses— well, he dressed in goth stuff too.

Oh really?

But he lives in Thailand now.

Suspenders. Oh, so I'll be Miss Suspenders. Ms. Suspenders.

Female Suspenders.

Female Suspenders. That doesn't sound too good though. I don't like the name suspenders. How about garter belt?

Yeah, it's better.

Green Day, another favorite. Suspenders dresses like a '90s rave kid. Okay, it's like, um, totally like, um, Hot Topic kind of thing. Is that what you're talking about?

What do you think of Johnny Somali?

I think he's a dick.

I was at the whale restaurant yesterday, and they were just randomly talking about him. People next to me.

Really?

Yeah. I don't know if they saw you were streaming, right? Yeah, I was streaming. So they started talking about nuisance streamers. So I don't know if they were talking about me.

They were trying. They were saying, "Soieba, soieba, soi hanashi ga atta ne." Yeah, that's probably what they're saying. Johnny Somali, he was he was being a bad boy, and bad boys are sent home. You have to be a good boy. You have to be obedient and follow the rules of this land of the rising sun. Okay? Daddy, sefure chigayo. Sefure jareyo. Zaken na kune yaro. How much is this session? Well, I don't know how much he's going to pay me for this.

Depends how many donuts. I'll buy you whale.

A whale?

You don't like whale?

Oh God, no.

I've never had it.

It tastes like nothing.

Does it taste like, like, like genie?

It didn't even taste like anything.

See, you know what? Did you know that there was a dead beached whale in Osaka just a couple of months ago?

No.

Was it big?

Yeah.

Did it explode?

That's probably what they made you eat.

Did it explode?

It was it was pre-exploding, and they caught it and they got it out of the water, and they went and buried it. But I think before they buried it, they took a chunk off to make you eat it.

Really?

Yeah, for the restaurants. So that's what you had. Mama katsu, mama katsuじゃないよ.

What's mama katsu?

I have no idea. I guess like a sugar mommy kind of thing. Are you going to get food later? Are you gonna get food later?

Me?

Yeah.

Yeah, I thought about going to the supermarket.

Supermarket.

Life.

Mama katsu. Mama katsu.

Okay.

I like life. I don't need to talk to anyone.

Yeah, you get to use that machine, right?

Yeah, I like that machine.

And you just talk to the machine and the machine tells you stuff. What to do. Such a, such a nice way to communicate with friends.

Yeah.

This is getting hot.

What, the computer?

Yeah.

Uh-oh.

See, not that hot. Is it like usual?

It's pretty hot.

Yeah, it is. Oh, it's got the thing on the other side.

The fan doesn't blow when it's like that.

Okay, I'll keep it up then.

Upright.

Okay, what else?

I just looked up mama katsu. What does it mean?

What's it mean?

How come you don't know what it means?

I don't know what it means because I've never done mama katsu.

It's like konkatsu, the katsu from konkatsu.

Oh, konkatsu. I mean, so I'm trying to be a mommy and I'm doing mama katsu means I want to be a mommy. Is that what it means?

Maybe.

What do you mean maybe?

You looked it up, didn't you?

I don't know.

He looked it up.

You looked it up? Okay. Someone explain what mama katsu means. Educate me.

Oh, sugar mama.

Sugar mama! If I had the money, sure. Have you spoken to your friends about— oh, actually, I told my sister about you.

Already?

Ages ago.

Yeah.

What'd she say?

I said, I said, there's this guy who's always depressed and he's on YouTube. And she was like, oh, okay, then I guess it's like if you watch someone depressed, then you think you're not as depressed as he is, and it makes you feel better.

Yeah, I make thousands of people feel good about themselves.

Right, exactly.

I'm not as down as that, so I'm okay.

Yeah.

Is she still staying at your place?

Yeah, she's staying until the end of the month. And I've got a couple of tea parties planned till the end of— I've got like, wait, people are coming over on the 29th and on the 31st. And then from then on, nobody.

What kind of restaurants do you like?

Restaurants?

Maybe we could stream like going to a restaurant at some point.

Oh cool, okay, sure. What, what do you like?

I mean, something interesting.

Something interesting?

So I could make a video.

Okay, let's think of some interesting food. Interesting food, um, distinctly Japanese. Would that be best?

Yeah. So I ate whale.

You ate whale.

What's next?

Fugu tastes like shit.

Yeah.

Excuse me. Um, I have to keep this monetized, right?

Yeah.

Okay. Um, let's see.

What, what, what does anybody else know about Japan want us to eat? Anybody? Any suggestions?

Horse. Yeah, they have horse meat, don't they?

Oh, they do. They have basashi. They even sell them at those places, you know, those shops where there's no one there? No. Mujin, mujin, um, where you just take the goods and they trust you so much, and then you just drop the money in a box. And you take it home. But they've got cameras everywhere. But still, it's it's crazy. I think it's crazy.

But I don't want to eat it raw. I want it cooked.

Cooked?

Well, then can't you fry it?

You can probably get it. Basashi ume da te. Basashi. Um, I think you can get it like steak. Like a steak.

Whole steak.

Steak, a steak of, of, of horse. Haven't you eaten horse?

British people love horses. They treat horses like dogs, so they'd get upset.

But there was this lady in Germany when I was in Germany, and all she ate was horse meat.

Really?

Yeah, it's pretty common in Europe, isn't it?

There was a scandal one time. They found horse meat traces in Tesco shepherd's pie. It was all over the news. Yeah, people were outraged.

Don't you eat crows?

Crows?

Crows?

No. Some people eat pigeons.

Yeah, pigeons.

Like farmers make pigeon pie.

Yeah, pigeon pie. Is that good?

I've never had it. Yeah, it probably just tastes like chicken.

Really? I think it probably tastes like puke. Yes, sushi is toasted. Where shall we go to eat if we are going to eat something? Hmm, can I drink horse milk from the top? Everybody seems to like horse milk. Horse tastes good. Horse burgers. I wonder if they have horse burgers. They've got to have horse meat somewhere. That's like definite.

Have you had it before?

Yeah.

Is it like beef?

It's like beef, yeah. I've had horse and I've had deer.

Oh, I had deer, yeah.

Deer is kind of like deer. Not that bad.

Chiku?

What's chiku?

Bear meat. Do they have bear meat in Japan?

Bear meat? If you go to Hokkaido.

Oh, I bet it tastes like beef as well.

Apparently everything tastes like beef or chicken.

Yeah.

Aged Japanese roast beef. My art is not on Etsy. Um, It's on another site that's entirely in Japanese, so it might be hard to find. See, cheese gyudon. Cheese gyudon. What's that? Gyudon with cheese on it?

Just cheese and rice? Cheese and—

no, gyudon is like—

oh, the gyu is the beef.

Yeah, there's Beef and cheese.

There'll be cheese with all.

Always tastes like McDonald's or Burger King. I think Danny would be a good father, Pepcard. He'd be a perfect father.

He would neglect the child and teach him about YouTube.

Yeah, teach him about YouTube.

Train him to be a streamer.

Yeah. Yeah, and he'll be like an ultra young streamer. Damn, what else? What time is it for these people?

My God, I think it's pretty late in America, and Europe is like middle of the night right now.

So there's lots of people from Asia right now.

I'm not sure unless people are just staying up. It is Friday. Friday. I don't know.

Friday night. Wait, it's not Friday for them yet.

It'll be Thursday night.

Yeah, it'll be Thursday night. It's, it's a school night, guys. Go to sleep. Midnight for Christopher. You guys, it's like really late. Oh my God. Patty, you wake up early. Far too early. and snuffing things loose in your time zone. We should be friends. 3 AM. Oh my God, 2:22 AM, America Central Time Zone. Oh my God, got lots of night owls here, don't we?

Hmm.

Oh, here's a good one. Daniel, what would you choose to be your last meal?

Pot noodle.

Pot noodle.

Pot noodle, fish and chips, savaloy sausage.

And you're in Japan?

Um, can be.

Okay. You can't. No, you're in Japan and you want pot noodle? You're in the wrong country, dude.

Yeah.

You just want the cuisine.

I want English food in Japan.

English.

Okay.

Yeah.

Can we arrange that? Well, there's probably like a British hotel chain here. Is there?

There's probably like pubs. I don't know what the hub sells.

They've got pubs, but they're mostly Irish. So, St. Patrick's Day, it's gonna go crazy.

When's that?

Is it over? Everybody, is St. Patrick's Day over, or was it— it's over, yeah. It must have been wild at the Irish pubs.

Yeah.

March 17th. Okay, thanks.

It was last Sunday.

Oh yeah, you had to wear green.

Hmm, I don't have anything.

You don't have anything green? No. And you have to—

I just have black and gray.

You have gangrene, don't you? Do you like Junji Ito? Oh yes, I do. I do, Pep Guard, I do. St. Patrick's Day, the day that everybody gets drunk. Is it like that in the UK too?

I've never heard of Patrick's Day until recently.

Really?

But you're so close to Ireland, sort of.

Mm.

Sort of. You're the close— closer to Ireland than we are.

Yeah, but I know nothing about Ireland.

Okay.

Apart from the Irish gypsies. Like shoplift me at the petrol station.

Not nice memories.

Okay, see, she looks 100% half white or full white. What?

What?

No, no, she looks Asian.

I'm very Asian. I'm extremely Asian. Look at my, my flat nose.

Very Asian.

St. Patrick is the patron saint of Ireland and Nigeria. Oh, we're getting some trivia here.

Why Nigeria?

I have no idea. Is it colonial? Something colonial?

Maybe. Maybe.

Maybe because your hair is blonde, makes you look white.

Oh yeah, maybe. Okay, Patrick O'Reilly says I look like milk chocolate bar from Cadbury's. What's the JAV actor?

You don't know?

No. What is the JAV actor?

Japanese adult video.

Oh, I'm sorry. I learn something new every day. My favorite is, um, is that dude, um, who's retired probably. Um, something Toru.

Your ex-wife's mother. She wouldn't even meet me, Chihiro's mum.

Well, I decided to come down.

Stop me from harassing Chihiro.

Yeah, I said I just had to come to you in person to tell you, don't mess with my daughter. Okay, yeah, AV in Japan. Well, I don't watch much, 'cause I'm not addicted to porn like Daniel is.

Oh, I'm not. I watch a healthy amount.

He watches, uh, overdose of— he overdoses on porn every night.

Oh, they put it on the TV here.

On purpose?

Yeah.

Even though you're you have you've been going to your your porn AA meetings, they tempt you. It's the it's the act of the devil. They're trying to coax you into watching porn every night. Bibi should phone Chichi. I could phone her, no problem. I'm good at that.

I don't know her phone number.

What do you mean you don't know her phone number?

We should arrange an intervention.

I mean, is she like— how come you don't know her phone number? You should know her phone number. You know her phone number. There's no way you don't know her phone number.

No, I never phoned her. I'd used Line.

Oh, okay.

But then I made a new Line.

Did you change your Line account?

I changed mine and then I didn't add her to it, so Because we broke up.

Why are you like that, Daniel?

Like what?

Like, why don't you keep connected to your, your family? Ex-family.

I don't know. We're friends on Facebook. No, we're not. We're not friends, but we messaged before on Facebook.

Yeah, you had a nice little ex-talk, didn't you?

Yeah, a couple years ago.

Yeah, we could do that again. See, someone wants to know if you're taping this.

Taping this?

Tapping.

Oh, tapping this. No, I have a girlfriend.

What does that mean?

Having sex.

Oh, it does?

Tapping.

Learning new words every day.

Too much American slang.

I don't understand.

It's what the young Americans say.

Okay, it's a, it's a, it's a Gen Z thing?

I think so.

Well, from Generation X, I must say that you Gen Zs are absolutely crazy. Gotta be disciplined, you guys. Yes, I am. Road to Elite Coding. I am BB. BD is Gen X. Very Gen X. Extremely Gen X in every aspect. Every form. I'm not a boomer.

How old are boomers?

Boomers are older, like my parents. My parents are boomers. Blood groups? You mean like A, B, ABO? Is that what he's talking about?

Japanese people always ask what your blood type is.

Yeah, because they can tell what character it is.

Yeah, and then I always say I don't know, and then they're all shocked.

Yeah, because like when, when you get in an accident, you can't immediately tell what blood type you are, and you can't get your blood. Did you find out?

No.

No, you didn't?

I've never been to the hospital.

I think you're a B. Yeah, probably from your character. You can't tell. Daniel is Gen Y.

No, I'm a millennial. You're a millennial.

Okay, are Oh, FRDSG says, Daniel needs to be taught a lesson. He's been naughty. Okay.

No.

Get the belt. Get the belt.

I didn't do nothing.

What?

It says, BB is sitting awkwardly on the bed because She knows Daniel can't come down the bed.

No, it's a clean bed.

That's why I'm sitting on the edge, trying to stay away from all the jizz.

That's what this torch is for. Ah, can't reach it.

There's a torch?

Oh, UV light.

UV light to check for check for jizz marks, and it glows in the dark.

Yeah.

Yours is radioactive, right?

Maybe.

Daniel's jizz is radioactive.

You can check. This is weird. What's it for?

Emergencies.

Okay, let's keep it for emergencies. How do you turn it off? I'm gonna break it.

You can't turn it off.

You can't?

Oh, okay.

So Johnny Somali just got back up in Israel. Well, good riddance. Good riddance, you Somali Jamali.

Yeah, he went to Israel and then he started saying stuff about that conflict.

Oh really?

Then he got banned for seven days.

Smart dude. Really smart dude. He's got it. Okay, everybody wants me to whack you on your butt.

Maybe make a donation goal. $200, blood bucket, spanks me.

Yeah, I spank him with the whip. I spank him with the—

With the charging cables.

Yeah, with charging cables. I make it, um, a, a, what you call it, a cat's tail, whatever. I'm sitting awkwardly on the bed because I, I'm awkward. I'm always awkward. Are you a dominatrix?

Used to be. Okay, really?

Yeah, mhm, for a short while. See, you have to show yourself in here.

It's hard.

I can't show that you're alive. Alive and—

somewhere like that.

I will cradle, cradle the viewers. Your lovely—

Everyone's mom.

Yes, I'm everybody's mommy.

Hiding in my room mom.

Yes, I'm cradling all of you because I love you all and I adore you all and you're all my children.

Are you religious?

Religious? Like sacrilegious? I went to a Catholic school, Catholic high school and Catholic university, and that's why— that's where they, um, generally breed, um, Satanists. Yeah, if you go to Catholic school, you end up a Satanist. Satanic bubble. Kat-chan. Yeah, you can call me Kat-chan.

Are you wealthy from stocks? How did you become rich?

How did I become rich? I'm not, if that answers your question. I'm not. It's just I— my priorities are Strange, that's all. I'm not rich; it's just I spend my money on different things than usual people do.

Mm-hmm.

So that might be the difference that might make me seem like I have money, but actually I don't. I just don't spend money on other things that usual people do.

Like me.

Like you?

Yeah. Yeah. Like I don't pay for haircuts.

Yeah, I don't pay for haircuts either. I cut my own hair.

Oh.

I dye my own hair. All that I don't pay for because I can do it myself.

Not this song again.

It's a massage. You hold on to me all in the town.

How many times do they play this?

I mean, this is once every minute, probably.

It's probably got some subliminal message in it that makes you want to stay in Appa again.

Brainwashing.

Yeah, brainwashing. It's the song, guys. It's the cat song. What do I do for work? Well, I told you I don't work. I'm a neat without parents.

What did you study in university?

I studied American literature, which took me nowhere. I majored in American literature, so all we did was read.

Sounds fun.

Didn't take me anywhere. Doesn't mean anything. I've never been married. No, never been. Never wanted to. Never have. Oh.

So, do you like streaming? It's fun.

It's fun. I don't really know what I'm doing. I'm just babbling. Is that what it's all about?

Yeah, just talk endlessly.

Talk endlessly. Okay. I, I had, um, I had a shop once. I had a shop once. I used to do fortune telling, and because of Corona, I had to shut the shop. And ever since then, I've been at home, and then I've been doing some artwork, which I used to do, and I picked up back up on it, and that's what I do now. Let's see. Yes, I can see chat.

That's what she's looking at now.

I know what you guys are talking behind my back. See, I'm old, so I have to put my glasses down to the tip of my nose to see you guys. Charles Dickens book, that's interesting.

Culture Hero.

Call Chihiro. Okay, sure.

She didn't reply.

Look, you're all sukebe. Rotoli Coding, thank you very much.

That's very sweet of you.

So do we call Chihiro or not?

I can't.

Oh yeah, we have to Can't we like— are you connected on Instagram?

Yeah, I follow her.

Should we like do a call thing on Instagram?

I don't think she would answer.

We can try.

It'd be weird.

Of course it's gonna be weird. It's your ex. It's gonna be the weirdest thing in the world.

People think I'm harassing her.

Okay, you want to stay away from that because some people are really touchy about it, I've noticed.

About what?

About you and Chihiro on the chat. They're like, don't bother her anymore. Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Yeah, the whale.

But it's not bothering. It's like you just want to talk to your ex. What's the big deal? Hmm. There's no big deal. You're going through those really quickly.

I haven't eaten anything today.

I know.

I just had whale yesterday.

Yeah, best meal in the world.

Hmm.

Anything?

What if? Thank you very much for the compliment. It's very sweet of you. I'm happy that you like my house, and you are welcome anytime.

Who, me or the chat?

I'm talking to the chat. Oh, and you are too, of course. Obviously. Okay, obviously.

I can stay in May.

Yeah.

Okay, so I don't have to book another hotel?

No, you don't. Don't worry about it. See, look, she doesn't— they don't want—

Oh, thanks, Lackland.

Lackland?

The message won't read out. If Fuzz were to dump Daniel's broke ass, would Blood Bucket milk his prostate?

Um, Why am I thinking about it? No, moms don't do that. Mummies don't do that. Road to Lead Coding, thank you very much. You're very sweet too, and you should know that. You're a very sweet person. Were you always the same sex? Oh, like, am I tranny? Is that what you're asking?

Someone asking if you were transgender.

I'm transgender. Oh, is that why? Because I'm hiding my Adam's apple?

Yeah.

Well, it's your job to guess, I guess. I could have been. I can, I can, I can pass as a guy.

Hmm.

So I have to flatten my non-titties and—

Hmm.

Ōkama! There's a derogatory term.

What's the nice, uh, nyuhaferu?

Nyuhaferu. Or gay.

Nyuhaferu.

Or LGBTQRSQWXYZ. Sugar Mama can be a dominatrix if you want me to be.

Daniel, be a good boy and call BB Mommy. Tell her, I'll be your good little boy, please pleasure me.

No, not for $1. For $1?

Okay, you need to bid more for that. Yes, Desert Rose 0000. I can read the chat. Hi. Not new hat, no. But if you want to think so, you can. You can think whatever you want to think about me. I already said that.

How you found the channel?

Yeah.

I think they're running out of questions.

Okay.

No, they're bored of me now. They want you to talk. They want you to talk about how you hate everything. And how miserable you are and how—

No, we're getting more viewers now than I usually get.

No shit.

Call Chi-Chi now and let Bibi speak to my Chi-Chi.

She won't reply.

If she does, I'll say I'm his, his auntie, sort of, and I want to know if you still have, have sweet feelings for Daniel or not.

I missed how you found the channel. She heard about it on a podcast.

Yeah, he was on a podcast. Someone clipped his video.

When was that?

It was like 7 years ago.

What? Because I never knew about you since 2 years ago. I know you didn't talk.

I've been silent.

I thought you, you're like a new viewer.

No, I'm not. I've been watching you for quite a while.

Oh.

I watched you, um, play homeless. I've watched you, um, what else have I seen you do? Play around with Mila. I've seen you with Chi-Chi, of course. And I've seen you when you were doing that thing with the sex doll with Hong Kong Guy. I've seen all of it.

That was funny. I'm just quiet.

But one time I sent, uh, I, I, I typed in the chat when, um, Chi-Chi was there and she wasn't feeling well. I said, I hope you feel better, in Japanese, and she said thank you.

Oh.

Yeah, I remember that. She was like, um, blood bucket.

I don't remember.

Yeah, well.

If you don't call Chi-Chi, we will call the NAO on IG so that she can get her police brother-in-law to put restraining order on you and get you kicked out of Osaka.

Oh my God, that's a long, long sentence.

Yeah, her brother-in-law is a policeman.

Oh wait, yes.

Yeah.

Ooh, scheiß Mann! Get him away from me. Yeah, my sister is looking after the cats right now.

Would she like to be on stream?

My sister?

Your sister.

My sister would, would, um, would, would probably break everything.

Uh-huh.

She'd probably go crazy.

Does she have a funny nickname too?

Like—

My sister? No, she doesn't.

Blood something.

No, no, no, no. Um, but she uses a weird name on Instagram, which I will not say.

Yeah, people will find it.

And she's tried— she only looks at people's accounts. She never does anything with hers. Are you shy? Yes, very shy. Um, but everybody wants you to Call Chi Chi, but I don't know. Can I ask a favor? Can you turn the heat down?

Ah, is it hot?

Yeah, it's like coming straight at my face.

Okay, I've got it on 25 degrees. I'll turn it off.

You miss Thailand, don't you?

Yeah, I'm still used to Thailand heat. Yeah, I had it on 30 degrees.

Yeah, it's hot in here. Let's see. No, I don't have a favorite beer because I don't drink beer, um, but I never really tried it. I don't really like bitter drinks. I like, I like a good gin tonic.

Mm-hmm.

Once in a while.

What's your favorite drink?

Ooh, nasty average fan! You're being nasty.

Who?

He's being nasty.

Why?

What? Because I'm a chum bucket without the H.

Oh, I get it.

I like the people in the chat. They're nice.

People are much nicer now. Now my channel's dead.

They're all so nice. Okay, we gotta call Chi Chi in 5 minutes or else everybody's gonna come into the room. We're gonna have a rave.

Okay.

Stream at a bar next.

A bar?

You know any good bars?

Bar in the afternoon?

Shite.

It doesn't have to be now. It can be later.

I got I gotta leave because I got plans tonight.

What are you doing tonight?

I'm going to a friend's gig.

Oh, music. Yeah, music. Musical gig.

It's already 4:50. Or is it 3:50?

4:50.

In Japan, there is an English teacher who occasionally visits Osaka. Daniel has arranged a meetup with this lady for sex around the 22nd of March, 2020. 2024, but Daniel is not replying to fast whilst he is sleeping with as many old women as possible.

No.

You cute cute.

I'm meeting a viewer tomorrow. She's an English teacher.

Oh yeah.

Um, what's it? Sunny?

Yeah, Sunny.

Yeah. That'll be fun.

We might stream or make a video.

That's today.

It says— is it today?

No, tomorrow. Tomorrow?

Okay.

My girlfriend gave me permission to meet her.

She said it's okay?

Yeah, but she was a bit upset about it.

But, but, but doesn't Sunny have a boyfriend?

No.

That's strange.

She's single.

That's strange. That's odd. I thought she was like traveling with a friend.

No, she lives here.

I got the wrong idea. Okay, she lives here?

She lives north of Osaka.

Oh, okay. It'll be fun to meet someone of your own blood.

Yeah.

Did your girlfriend give you permission to meet Blood Bucket? Maybe. I didn't ask.

She knows who I am.

Yeah.

She's got a description that is quite accurate. No, I don't think, I don't think Pep Guard, do you think Danny made that— made the Thai girlfriend cry a lot? Did you now?

She made herself cry. I didn't do anything wrong.

Well, were you the cause of her crying?

Yeah.

That means you made her cry.

Yeah, I guess so.

I can tag him, sure. Mm-hmm. Ankat, hi! Hi, me and Ankat. Ankat and I are friends because we watched your sleep streams together.

Oh, last year?

Yeah, we were, we were chatting while you were sleeping.

Oh, I'm surprised anyone watched that.

We were watching it. We had like a little community. Ah, watching.

Maybe I should do it again.

And then we would like talk how peaceful he slept that night.

I didn't snore.

No, you didn't snore. Ah, and then we'd watch your blanket move and suspect things and Stuff. It was fun. Hmm. Pasta no hatch. Spatula is like your middle name now, isn't it?

Why?

Daniel Spatula Lord.

Hmm.

Yeah, the second song was cool. I'm not subscribed to your OnlyFans, so I don't choose to watch.

I deleted it anyway.

Oh, you did?

Yeah, I thought I'd get in trouble in Thailand.

Oh yeah, porn not allowed.

Illegal.

That's because of all those nasty tourists that go there for nasty reasons. Oh, Danny's— oh, did you watch Danny's animated videos?

Which ones?

The ones where, like, you talk about yourself.

Oh, the illustrated ones?

Yeah, the illustrated— I've seen all of those. I love them. I like— I like— you're really a good drawer, you know that? You can be an artist.

Hmm, I lose interest in it though.

But you, you know, you doodle a lot once in a while.

Yeah.

Yeah, and if you just expand from there, you could do a lot.

I like doing the painting.

Yeah.

The oil painting.

And oil painting is good because you can do it over and over and over again on top of it. You know, you can change stuff once it dries.

Yeah.

So you can do it, make— you just keep on working on it and working on it until you think you're finished.

It's nice having the physical painting to hold instead of just a screen.

That's true. I get you. So what is the appeal that Daniel has? Asks...

Mr. Freeze?

Well, Daniel, I like him because he's honest. Very honest.

Most honest YouTuber.

Yeah, he's the most honest YouTuber. He's not like— it's not bullshit, it's just him, and he's saying what's at the top of his mind. So that's what I liked about it. You don't have a scenario. You just say what you think at the moment, even though you contradict yourselves afterwards.

Yeah.

You know, because people do that. You know, you change your mind. Everybody changes their mind once in a while.

Yeah.

So it's the same thing. So you're just raw. That's what I like. He's honestly a horrible person, Shrek. No. Should I be careful here? Beware of Danny Boy. No, actually, it's um Jay wants me to take you out to the the show, but unfortunately, it's not a punk show; it's more like a funk show. Funky, funky music today. It's a different thing. I got to email my friend.

Stop turning Daniel— I mean, tell Daniel to stop sniffing his socks.

Daniel, stop sniffing your socks. I know it's addictive.

It's like sniffing glue.

It's not good for you. It will, it will destroy your brain cells, and eventually you'll get hepatitis and die.

Okay.

Okay, let's see.

Daniel hasn't done laundry for 8 days.

You washed your socks the other day.

Yeah, I washed them in the sink with shampoo.

Yeah, well, that's okay. That'll pass as washing.

Washing.

And don't eat on the floor.

Okay, I haven't done that in a while. Wash them in the kettle.

Desert Rose says he had many STDs but it won't kill him.

No, I only had one.

You're immune to STDs? Wow, powerful Superman. No one can stop him. Let's see, do you think Danny is jealous of Chris Broad because he is—

I can't—

Having cereal with Charmeleon.

Who's that?

His girlfriend.

Oh, are you?

No, I don't, don't find her attractive.

Ah, you don't find her attractive. Charmelian is a funny name.

You never seen her?

No.

Sharla?

No, I haven't.

Have you seen Chris Broad?

Chris Broad? Actually, I stay away from them. I just get information from you. Oh, so I only know about him through you. So I only get this weird positive and negative information. Okay, do you think he's really infertile? Faustino Hatch. Well, I think so, because like you don't use a condom, do you?

No.

So you are— you have no seed. This man has no seed.

It's too lazy. It comes out and then it just flops, the sperm.

Okay.

The sperm is too lazy.

They swim like frog strokes. Oh, they doggy paddle.

Yeah, and then they give up.

Yeah, they drown.

They give up straight away.

All of them drown. They can't take it.

Daniel admitted to selling his sister's used panties and also taking pictures of wearing them as a face mask. He has admitted to listening to his sister and boyfriend being intimate while he masturbated and pleasured himself. Cami should punish him. Spank.

I sold panties, but they weren't my sister's.

Whose were they?

No one's. I didn't sell. I just took pictures off Google.

Get into this.

I took pictures off Google, and then I got the money, and I didn't send anything.

Oh, okay. Well, I've sold my underwear. It's what every, every high school girl does, okay? It's the norm. It's what you do to get money.

Daniel wore them, pretended they were girls.

Oh, okay. But you can tell they aren't because they stink of—

stink of Stink of man smell.

Yeah, a manly odor. Or, um, yeah, they smell like— you gotta make them smell slightly like, um, like the ocean, a fishy kind of smell with a little bit of sweetness to it. That's how I think you taste like.

I don't know what women smell like. They never smell like anything.

Excuse me?

Really? Yeah.

There's no way. There's no way that they don't smell like anything. How can that be?

I don't know, because they're usually Asian and they don't have the B.O. gene.

But Japanese girls, they have their cooch stink too.

I never smelled it.

Oh, then I think you've gotten the sterile ones.

I don't put my face near it.

You don't eat pussy? Did you hear that, people? This man does not do foreplay.

Maybe that's why Chihiro divorced me.

You just do it on your own accord, didn't you?

Yeah.

How selfish of you. You should be ashamed of yourself. 30 minutes of foreplay.

What, 30 minutes?

Yes.

It's too long.

Too long? Well, did she go down on you?

No.

Just put it in and then finish.

What kind of a Didn't you explore realms of sexual pleasures with your ex-wife?

No.

Aren't that— isn't that what marriage is all about?

That's probably why the marriage failed.

Mundane.

Okay.

Bland and boring.

Bland and boring.

Lacking in luster.

Lacking in luster. There we go. There we go. Lacking in luster. Um, are we talking about, um, like, what do you call it? Missionary style?

Just missionary.

You're the best. He's married and he just does missionary. What do you think of that? Do you think Kim is sexy? Who's Kim?

Uh, Ice Poseidon's girlfriend.

Okay, do you?

Not really.

Okay, lacking in certain luster, Average Fan says. Not my standard.

Daniel can't be bothered.

Yeah, Daniel can't be bothered.

Let's do foreplay. Boring.

Boring.

Can't be bothered. Give me my pot noodles. Pulse X10N, is that right? BB, where are you from? I am from originally from Kobe. But I live in Osaka. And Mr. Road to Elite Coding, I am not going to milk Daniel Hot Dog for all it's worth because—

Oh wow, thanks, Nicholas.

Very generous.

Very kind. Does Blood Bucket think you could ever be happy settling down in Japan, or must you always be a nomad?

I think no bad suits you.

Hmm.

Yeah, just come to Japan like every other time.

Yeah, when I was married, I got a bit bored being stuck here.

So just stay here until you get bored and then go somewhere else, and then when you feel refreshed, come back.

Yeah.

It'll work. Isn't that like kind of like a pretty good scenario for you?

That's why I wasn't bothered about getting divorced. I thought I'd just come back, leave again, but then COVID happened.

COVID was a bummer.

Yeah.

It was, yeah, it was a conspiracy.

The plandemic.

Yes, the plandemic. Exactly.

Does Blood Bucket think you could ever be happy settling down in Japan, or must you always be a nomad?

Yes.

Yeah, I don't think you can. You're not like the settling type. You don't settle in one place. I mean, you get, you get the itches to travel.

Yeah.

So I think it's— and then if you think Japan is your second home, do you?

Yeah.

In a way, then just come home once in a while. And then you have a home in the— in England as well. That's great. So you can go back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, and go to other countries and, you know, yeah, be a digital nomad like you want to be. I don't think you have to settle anywhere. There's no rule that you have to unless you want to.

But it is nice having a permanent home sometimes so I can get a fish tank.

Oh yeah, you and your fish tank.

I like having a fish tank.

I used to have fish.

Cat ate them.

I used to have tropical fish when, um, neon tetra, neon tetras and angelfish. and zebrafish and stuff like that. And, um, and, uh, what do you call them? The ones with the pretty tails?

Betta fish.

Not the betta fish, but, um, what do you call those again? Really curly tails and tropical fish.

Use a tripod. I am using a tripod. Look, I'm trying to hold it still.

Upguard says, do you think Danny should call the Hong Kong guy and hang out?

Is he even in Japan anymore?

Is he?

I don't know.

Hong Kong guy was kind of weird. He kind of creeped me out sometimes.

Yeah, he was a bit weird.

Yeah, the way he would interview Kiki was kind of, um, weird.

He was helping his friend.

He's like, do you think their relationship was blah blah blah blah blah blah? It's like he was like being her psychiatrist or something. He was asking her questions like she— he was her shrink. Yeah, which is weird.

He's autistic. Yeah, I definitely think he is. Mhm, he gave me those vibes.

Does she love shoes or loves hoes? Which is it? Is it Toshi loves hoes or Toshi loves shoes? Which do you think it is?

I don't see it.

You don't see it? Baby, are you in good relationship with your neighborhood? Yes, I am.

Yes, I am.

I'm very social with my neighbors. We help each other out as neighbors should do.

Daniel, can you read this chat? Yeah, I can see it on my phone.

We see everything. Bucket love Viking pepper.

Make her a cup of tea. Yeah, would you like some tea?

I'd love a cup of tea, thank you.

Okay, I'm not very good at having guests. Like when she came at the door, I was Standing there, I didn't ask if she want to come in.

I was like, "Uh, can I come in? Can I come in?" Maybe, maybe, maybe. My lips are chapped from talking. I don't talk this much usually.

Can you talk for eight hours?

No, I don't see how you do that.

It's my special skill.

Yeah. I mean, you're talking like without anybody there except for the chat.

I find it easier to talk alone.

Really? Interesting.

My mind goes blank with people.

Interesting aspect. We should get into that.

Hmm.

Desert Rose says, that's autistic behavior, Daniel.

No.

Entomologist, was Blood Bucket into Harajuku style? Um, not really, but sort of, like slightly one, one leg in, one leg out kind of thing. Good morning, humankind.

Well, I'm not sure if I have tea.

I think you're gonna make tea with the sock filter, they say. No, I can have a cup of water, that's fine.

Oh yeah, they gave me a new green tea.

Oh yay, green tea!

Why is it so flat? There's like nothing in there.

Is it empty? Did you sit on it?

There's just not much.

So sleepy, it's sitting under your pillow.

No.

In Japan right now it is 5:12.

I need a stable surface. Put it like that.