my ex is trying to RUIN my life

Testing.

Testing.

It's ruined.

Adam?

So the update is, um,

probably gonna lose those 2 streams.

I can't get the faces blurred,

so I guess she wins. But I got the faces

blurred on the other 2. So I win too,

she wins too. Say goodbye

to the old Walking in Japan streams.

It won't blur. I think it's because the

stream's too long. The stream's too long,

so it's saying too many faces to blur.

Yeah, Sunny reported livestream where we

met for privacy complaints, which means

I have to blur out her face or it gets

taken down. But the auto blur thing is not

working because I think the stream is too

long, and I'm not manually blurring a

12-hour livestream.

But I've downloaded it. I'll re-upload

it later in the 3 years.

Pretty sure she won't bother reporting it

in 3 years.

I've got the— I've downloaded the VOD.

I've got it on my computer.

Why did I make that face in the thumbnail?

What face? It's just my face.

Oh, the mouth open face. I don't know,

why not? I thought I looked nice.

I washed my hair today.

Looking very nice. Oh, I got my new

wheel as well. Took an hour

and I got a free car wash again. Didn't

really need it though. Had a

nice drive. No problems.

Am I in touch with Sunny? No, I blocked

her. I blocked

her and I deleted WhatsApp.

Oh, I downloaded the new iOS 26.

It's got like this glass effect

on everything. It looks kind of

interesting. There's like a see-through

glassy, glossy effect. On the buttons.

Also, Safari has like a floating island

kind of search bar and button.

If you, if you enable beta tester, you can

download the new iOS now.

Is Crip still mad? Uh, maybe. I don't

know, maybe.

What are my plans for summer? Hopefully

Moon can come in July.

That'd be nice.

Otherwise, not really planning anything.

Play my Switch, maybe.

Siege X. Rainbow Six Siege X.

What's that?

Brand new 6v6 mode.

Hmm, might try that.

No, Moon lives in Russia,

otherwise we'd just meet now, wouldn't we?

Oh my God. Why don't I play World of

Warcraft anymore? It's boring.

It's also old. I don't like playing old

games. I like playing state-of-the-art,

cutting-edge stuff.

Oh, I got the new Mario Kart World. I

caved and I got it. I mean, it's pretty

good. I guess. The graphics are nice,

but I don't like the drifting. The

drifting feels different to Mario Kart 8.

I like the, um, the survival mode.

The elimination mode's quite cool. Gets

very tense because if you place in the

last 4 players, you get kicked out of the

match. So it gets pretty intense.

Uh, WoW always has new expansions, always

the same. I— last expansion I

played I think was Wrath of the Lich King,

and I had a Death Knight. I got my Death

Knight to level 80 and then I got bored.

Yeah, I got, uh, Mario Kart World,

so I guess I'm keeping the Switch.

I can't refund the game now. Looks like

I'm keeping it. It's mine. I don't want to

send it back. It's my beautiful baby.

It's fine. I'll just be— I'll pay. If I

have £500 credit card credit and

I don't pay it off, I'll pay like £12

interest. It's nothing.

I'll pay it off, uh, next month.

It's all good.

But the Switch 2 video numbers are kind of

dropping off now. I think we

Another great purchase. Well, yeah, when

future Switch games come out I can pretend

to review it and it looks more credible

because I have the Switch 2. And maybe

I'll buy it too. I don't know. I just

gotta make another 180. I've made about 20

videos so far. I just gotta make another

180 videos and I

would have it for free. YouTube paid for

it, not me.

I felt so tired. I had to wake up at 7

o'clock in the morning, and then I

left the house about 7:50 to drive to the

and then I came home, fell asleep on the

beanbag. And then I had a shower. You

really do look much fresher after you have

a shower. I don't know why. You look

disheveled before you have a shower, and

then you have a shower and you get out and

it's— I don't know what changes, but you

look different. Like you look fresh.

It's weird.

Yeah, and you feel more awake and better.

So yeah, I feel nice now. Did my

2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner.

Mooncake. Have you had mooncake?

I keep thinking of that when you type moon

and cake. It's like a Chinese pie

with— I don't know what they make it out

of. It's like egg and something. For the

filling, but it's very dense, very sweet

and moist, and it tastes so good with

jasmine tea. Mooncake.

Oh, we're ripping! I'm up £5.50.

Whoops, better not talk about stocks,

otherwise people will say, boo boo,

stocks.

I'm up £6. I'm up £6

but down £110 overall.

How did my debt increase? Um, I bought a

wheel, new wheel. I bought

a new mic. It's coming today. I'm going to

test it out. And I bought a Switch 2 and I

bought Mario World, Mario Kart World. So I

went a bit out of control, but it's okay.

I just gotta make more videos.

I got a wireless mic.

It's fine, I'll put it on the credit card,

whatever. Pay it off next month.

And it's a business expense. I'm gonna

write it off as a business expense. Mics

and Switch 2, because I make Gaming

YouTuber. Oh, we're so ripping.

I told you, didn't I tell you? Oh my God,

I'm— I don't need Traveling Trader

anymore. I'm up £7.

It's annoying because I woke up in the

middle of the night, um, during Asia

session and I was up £12 and And then I

fell asleep again, and then I woke up in

the morning, checked it again, and it

tanked, and I was down £5. I should have

just taken it.

Why am I getting into more debt? I don't

know, I'm bored. It's a business expense.

It's an investment into my channel.

Number one, I need the mic. So I

can sit on the sofa and

point the camera at me and still talk with

you being able to hear it. I need to

switch too because I'm a gamer. I need to

cover the latest games,

and it's good for killing a few hours on

Mario Kart because I'm so bored sometimes.

And I need a new wheel, otherwise my car's

gonna break and I might die.

You know what I'm gonna do? On the 2

videos, on the 2 streams I saved, I'm

gonna set them back to public and I'm

gonna rename the title to— because I have

a feeling Sunny's gonna try and check them

to see, make sure they're blurred or

something. And then I'm gonna change title

to something like, go away Sunny, stop

bothering me, stop reporting my streams.

I bet you anything she's gonna check them.

Oh, I'm up £7. Holy crap.

£7.50.

I told you we're

going for those relative equal highs.

Although I kind of see bearish SMT

Because she went out of her way to come on

my channel and go all the way back to last

year to find those streams so she could

report them. That is so petty.

That's so petty.

Where's my coffee? Oh, I finished it.

How much range left on the Peugeot? You

know, the funny thing is I haven't charged

it in over a month and it still has 40%

left after I went to Tesco once

and I went to the garage twice. This is

the power of electric vehicles when you're

not doing 120 miles every day delivering.

This is how it's supposed to be.

You just drive once every 2 weeks. You

don't even have to charge it. You got to

charge it like once every 2 months. If you

drive like this, you do like one 10-mile

trip every few weeks. You're probably not

going to have to charge it at all.

Unlike petrol cars where, I don't know,

Probably different. So it's really nice

to just go out and drive, come back, go

and drive, come back, not have to worry

about charging it until probably a month.

I haven't plugged it in in over a month

and it's still got nearly 50% range left

because all I do is,

uh, most furthest I go is the Tesco,

which is about 6

or 7 miles away. So I

could do that 10 times before I need to

charge, and I only go to Tesco maybe once

a month, so I do that 10 months. That

means I only have to charge it once every

10 months if I did that. That's pretty

Yeah, I don't know if electric vehicles

have that problem where if you don't use

it, the battery dies. Because it does have

a second battery, a little battery like

normal cars have.

My car looks really clean now. They've

cleaned it so well. Looks shiny. Looks

brand new but covered in scratches. Yeah,

so I got 3 new tires, new wheel. The front

left wheel was all scratched up where I

kept hitting the curb. The front left

wheel is the hardest wheel to see when

you're parking up at the curb because

it's, it's so far away and it's hidden by

the bonnet. So when I was beginning, I

kept hitting the curb with it, so it was

covered in scratches and dents. So now

it's nice and new looking.

Am I gonna start shorting? I'm already

short from weeks ago. And they're down

£100. So I've just been taking little

longs on the way up,

but I see SMT bearish divergence.

ES took the relative equal highs, but

NASDAQ hasn't. It might

tank soon. I should have taken the £7.

I left Traveling Traders Discord. I even—

I just also left it completely because

it's not really helpful.

If you drove better, you'd save money.

Well, yeah,

it's not my fault stupid

curbs take chunks out of your wheel.

Yeah, I never like parking by the curb.

Either you park too far away from it or

you hit the curb, because I can't see

exactly where the wheel is.

I should put a little camera next to it.

Oh no, it's tanking.

I think it still goes up.

What was my driving test like with social

anxiety? I actually kind of liked it.

It was a woman who did my test and it was

my first time driving a woman in a car.

It kind of made me feel like, hmm, if I

was on a date with a woman in the car,

this is what it would feel like. And it

felt kind of nice, like I was looking

after her or something.

Never done that before.

She was very nice. I'm glad I had a woman

instead of a man. My first test I took

when I was 18 years old, it was a man and

I failed it almost straight away. But you

got to keep on doing— I feel like if you

fail the test right at the beginning,

they should just say, okay, we're done.

But you end up having to do the whole test

anyway, even though you know you failed.

Well, if you fail it straight away, you

should be able to restart it and say, oh,

can I start again? We just started.

Because you waited months to book the

test. If you were unlucky and you failed

it in the first minute, you know, I nearly

did fail it because I nearly failed the

eye test. They do an eye test where you've

got to read a license plate. I couldn't

read it. It was all blurry. Even though I

got new glasses. So then she said, okay,

try this card. And then I could— I think I

guessed it. I managed to just make out

what it said. But if I failed the eye test

after all that, it would have been so

annoying. I don't understand because I

took an eye test and I got new glasses.

So I don't understand how I still— I

nearly didn't— wasn't— nearly wasn't able

to read the numbers.

Yeah, I had to go like this.

If I make my eyebrows— I do the angry

eyebrows, I can see a bit better.

Actually, my eyesight's going a bit blurry

again, but I got these glasses last year.

That, you know, the Eye Vision people,

they want you to come in every year. I'm

not doing that. These glasses cost

hundreds of pounds.

I'm not spending hundreds of pounds every

year for new glasses.

So yeah, I got loads of food. Also,

is someone ordering me food? Because I'm

getting a text message saying

that Tesco's coming.

I hope there's room in my fridge.

Yeah, I won't have to go out and buy food

until probably middle

of July at this rate because I've got so

much food. Maybe I

should buy a fridge. How much is a

fridge? Like £100?

The problem is I have too much food and

then it goes off. So having lots of food

would be convenient, but also,

uh, it would go off, wouldn't it?

£189 Fridge Master.

Maybe next month, I don't know.

I got kicked off Onzy. So when you sign up

as an EveryDriver, you get signed on to an

app called Onzy, which gives you discounts

on shops like Tesco's and fuel.

And they just said my account has been

deactivated. It was— fuck you too, stupid

idiots. Don't need your stupid 4%

discounts.

Oh, where's my Amazon? I think my Amazon's

No, that wasn't it.

It says 6:30 to 8:30 arriving.

Aren't you in debt? Yes,

maybe.

So what's a little bit more debt gonna do?

Tiny bit. Tiny bit more debt. I can't

even— like, tiny bit more debt is fine,

isn't it?

What's the deal with the Xbox handheld?

It's just another stupid Windows ROG Ally

thing with Xbox branding on it.

Well, wow, thanks, Chosen. What would you

have done if during the test she reached

over, unzipped your pants, and released

your willy? Then she leaned over to give

it a little suck and make it nice and wet,

then rubbed it all over her face and said,

oh my God, it stinks. Yeah, they say it

stinks, but it doesn't stop them from

giving it a suck, does it?

That's literally what chlamydia girlfriend

did. She was like, kusaheh. She was

rubbing it all over her face. Well, duh,

I just woke up. I haven't even had a

shower yet. All the smeg probably

built up. Over the night.

I don't know why, but I had this feeling

that maybe my driving instructor was

friends with the examiner and he just

said, I'm fed up of this guy. Just give

him an easy one, pass him. Because I had

been doing— I've been seeing that

instructor every day, spending 2 hours a

day with him for months. He was probably

fed up of me. He probably just said to the

examiner, just let him pass. I can't

speak— although after we passed, he did

offer me to do the Driver Plus

course. So I guess he wasn't

fed up with me. Yeah, he tried to sell me

the Driver Plus course. He said, oh,

we'll do an additional 6 hours driving,

do nighttime driving, motorways. And we'll

do a trip down to Brighton, get some fish

and chips. Sounds like he wants to take me

on a date. Go down to Brighton, get some

fish and chips and drive back in the dark.

I was like, hmm, I'll think about it. And

then I booked my ticket to Thailand.

Yeah, I was like a cash cow funneling him

money every day. I forgot

how much it was. I was paying him hundreds

of pounds every week.

Damn, driving is expensive. I think I

spent nearly £3,000 learning to drive.

Theory tests,

booking tests, lessons.

What else?

I bought that gamer wheel to try and

And then buying a car and then MOT, tax,

insurance. It's not cheap, is it? For the

luxury of being able to whiz around

everywhere without moving by

pressing a pedal. Otherwise it's hard

work. You know, you got to get bicycle,

you got pedal, you got walk. Getting

around is It's hard without a car.

It is really nice though. Oh my

God, the market's tanking already?

Surely not.

I was expecting one little extra pump

first.

I think I've only taken the bus once.

That was because the trains broke down,

so they had a bus replacement service. I

have never taken the bus apart from that

time. Well, maybe a few times

in Japan, but that was only because

Chihiro made me. We got some airport

shuttle bus from Amagasaki Station.

Yeah, I remember finding that bus station

on my stream last year and I was like, oh

my God, it's the bus station. No, I didn't

take the bus to school. I used to walk to

school and then me and my friends started

biking to school and then my friends got

mopeds and they ditched me. I carried on

biking to school and they'd whiz by on

their little mopeds. And then my friends

got cars. As soon as my friends reached

age 17, they just got cars straight away.

Little cheap Peugeot 106 bangers.

Were they chavs? They started off

as nerds, like gamer nerds, and then

became skaters, and then they started

hanging out with the chavs. And they

ditched me.

All the cool kids would come in their

little mopeds and park them up behind the

gym, and then they'd be like hanging out

by the mopeds, and I was jealous. I asked

my dad if I could get a moped. He said no.

They used to look so cool, little 50cc

Peugeot mopeds.

Oh my God, it's tanking! What?

I'm only up £1.80 now.

I should have taken the 7.

Pounds. I think—

I don't know,

really.

I didn't think it was going to start

tanking now. If it doesn't

bounce here, I'm going to get stopped out

at breakeven. Well, 15 pence.

I feel like I'm going to lock in £1.50

just so I take something. I feel like if

it doesn't hold the bounce here, it's

probably going to continue tanking.

Well, it's only

half 1. It usually won't tank at this

time.

Yeah, Ethereum is nearly $2,800 now.

Where is it?

$2,741.

I sold it at $2,700.

Tesla's ripping though. Good. Good thing I

bought it. I wish I bought it at the

bottom though. I bought it at $298. It

went down to $275, so it's up 16% since

the bottom. I wish I bought a bit more.

I'm up about 8% though.

I'm holding it for

$400. That'll be a nice 50%

gain.

Tesla's always done good for me. I've

never lost money on Tesla.

I put £600 in Tesla.

So if it goes up 50%,

which would, uh, no, that'd be 480. It's a

bit far-fetched. If it goes up 25%,

it'll get to 400. So then my 600 would

be up by 150.

It's pretty good. I'll make back what I

lost from listening to this stupid

traveling trader.

Oh my God, it's gonna tank. I'm gonna get

stopped out. Oh, it's bouncing right off

my stop. It bounced exactly off where

I put my stop loss. Is it gonna stop me

Damn it, I could have taken the £7.

You know, sitting in the car dealership

and listening to the salespeople banter is

very strange. They're like NPCs.

With their banters, because they all look

the same as well, and they have the same

kind of bubbly personality. Like, they're

all tall white guys in suits,

and they all talk a lot. Like, they

chitchat and gossip when they don't have

any work. I overheard one

guy, he said it was his last day, and he's

got his stag night next week, and he's

getting married. Apparently to a Swedish

woman because he was talking to the guy

and the guy was like, so have you learned

any of the language yet? And then he

mentioned Sweden. I bet she's hot.

Tall guy, white, sales,

good at talking. I bet he got a hot

Swedish wife. Well, why didn't he get a

hot British wife?

And then they kept coming up to the coffee

machine and some guy was sitting there and

he would say the same thing to everyone.

No, there's no milk, mate. Every time

someone went up to the coffee machine, he

had to inform them there was no milk. It

was weird. Who cares? You can see yourself

there's no milk. Some people are just

really chatty for no reason. And then this

woman came and sat in the sitting area,

seating area. And then he goes to her,

tea and coffee is pretty nice. And then

she was like, oh, really? I haven't had my

caffeine yet. It's weird listening to

people banter. It's like NPC dialogue.

Do you really have to tell some stranger

that the tea and coffee is nice? I mean,

it's just a coffee machine. How nice is

it? The instant coffee machine.

I think I'm gonna get stopped out.

Ah, I'm out. £1.50 profit. God damn it, I

could have taken £7.

I think we're gonna tank.

I don't think we're gonna tank now though.

Ah, I could have taken £7.

It's awkward to sit in silence.

Uh, I'd rather just sit in silence.

I just sat there staring at my phone the

whole time. And then start falling asleep.

Had to wait about an hour. It took quite a

People— when people try and banter with

me, I'm like, Oh, okay.

I just— I end all banter with one word.

I just don't know what to say. Like,

they're just giving me information that I

don't really know what to do with. So I'm

like, okay,

nice. Didn't ask, but okay.

Yep, I am the conversation ender.

You think you can banter with me? Good

luck. Damn, it looks like it's gonna tank.

I called it, but I didn't think it was

gonna happen that— I thought there'd be

one little more pump. We didn't take out

relative equal highs.

Also, what happened at 11:30 EST? Why is

there a massive wick? Is that a news wick?

No, I saw the bearish SMT. Ages ago,

I predicted the bearish SMT. I made

the bearish. I mean, it's barely bearish

SMT. ES took the equal

highs and NS NQ didn't.

Plain as day.

Now I think we're going to tank.

Damn, I kind of like this iOS 26. Has

anyone else downloaded it? It's got like,

I don't know, they've put white

around the edges of the app icons so it

looks like glass,

and there's like frosted glass effect on

some apps. And then if you pull down the

notification, there's, um, the buttons are

like this now, see-through and glassy,

which is kind of weird.

Yeah, I downloaded the beta as well.

I like the new Safari. With the little

floating island buttons. What else

is new? Is that it?

Oh yeah, the live wallpaper. But do you

think I'm crazy because I don't have a

wallpaper? I just have black. I just have

a black screen for a wallpaper.

Yeah, I was thinking I put like a hot

Japanese girl as my wallpaper just to test

Apparently the time moves around the

You don't have to pay for the beta, do

you?

I'll just download this random picture. I

just want to test it out. Usually I just

have a black screen for my wallpaper. I

don't care. Who cares about the wallpaper,

honestly? Do you care about your lock

screen wallpaper? How do I

change it then? I want to get a new iPhone

too. I'm sick and tired of my stupid 12.

I have to charge this thing like 10, 5

times a day. I got to charge it.

Battery dies so quickly.

Photo. Oh, I could just put Pushkin.

Hmm,

it's not working.

Where is it?

Hmm.

I kind of don't care really.

Oh, now I put it back to the default. I

actually just like having a black

background, it's less distracting.

Black. What about black and white?

Whatever.

I remember when I was younger, I would

customize it. Download icon,

icon packs and everything.

I need iPhone 17 when it comes out.

iPhone 12 mini is starting to feel pretty

I miss, you know, the Nothing phone I had.

I do miss the 50-watt super fast

charging. It would fully charge in about

30 minutes. I sent it back

because it didn't have wide angle and I

couldn't spoof the Wait, I could,

couldn't I? Did I figure out how to— I

don't need it anymore though. I don't need

to spoof GPS now. No, I got fired

from Every.

Did they brick my iPhone on purpose? If I

was gonna get a new phone, what would I

It would have to have really good battery,

have fast charging, What else?

Damn, it's tanking. Look at that.

Bird shat on my conservatory roof. It

looks disgusting. It's massive as well,

like massive white puddle of shit.

100-watt charging OnePlus 13.

Well, I guess I'd get the iPhone since

it'll be trending more, wouldn't it? I

never get views doing phone stuff though,

unless I do like iPhone whatever versus

iPhone 12 speed test.

Hmm, Switch 2 videos are kind of flopping

now already. Well, the trend

is over already. It's not even been a

week. I got 21,000 views on

the Switch first one.

Steam Deck was trending way more.

They're saying it's boring.

What's so great about the Steam Deck?

I had a Steam Deck before. I thought that

was boring. Didn't know

what to play on it.

How does it feel to be in so much debt?

I'm not really bothered, to be honest,

because worst-case scenario I'll just roll

it over to the next month, pay a bit of

interest.

Whatever. I'm a bit

disappointed they didn't put an OLED

screen, and then in a few years they'll

have the Switch 2 OLED, won't they?

I think being out of debt is overrated.

The cost of debt is like, what,

£20 interest to pay a month? And then in

return you get to buy stuff you like

without having to wait.

It's fine. I'm gonna get $1,400 from

YouTube. I'll probably get another couple,

maybe $500 from OnlyFans PayPals. Uh,

that'll get me out of the overdraft with

a bit left over,

and Tesla's probably gonna rip.

What do I want to buy next? I wouldn't

mind getting a Bluetooth speaker so I

could play the Switch on my monitor and

have sound. Although I'm not really

playing it on my monitor, I play it on my

beanbag. It's more relaxing.

Yeah, I want a new iPhone and maybe a TV

and fridge at some point.

I don't have to buy food, so that'll

help. Wow, we finally hit 100 viewers. It

only took 1 hour. Jesus Christ, what a

slow day. Yesterday I had like 170, 160.

Same title.

It took an hour to get to 100 viewers.

Wild. We need more Sunny drama. Feed us,

feed us drama.

PS5 to review GTA 6. Yeah,

could do. That would be cheaper than

getting a gaming PC to review it

because my laptop would struggle to run it

probably. Or get a PS5 with the Portal

and then you can play handheld.

But I don't like PS5 games. All they've

got is— they're always going on about

stupid Last of Us. I have never played The

Last of Us. It looks really boring. What

is it about? It's like some guy and a girl

going through an apocalyptic city with

monsters in it. It looks

so uninteresting. And then they got some

other games like Stellar Blade, but that's

coming to PC, isn't it? Maybe I'll review

that.

Stellar Blade is £60.

I might review it.

God, the Steam store is so much better

than the Nintendo store. The games on it

actually look interesting and not for

children, although I do like Mario Kart.

Dune Awakening. Oh, is that out now?

I should have reviewed it. It came out

today. Damn it, I should have reviewed

I bet it's rubbish.

Survive the sandworm. The whole idea

of these helicopters with flapping wings

is so stupid. They're trying to look like

dragonfires,

aren't they? It makes no

sense.

As an avid fan of Dune and sci-fi games in

general, I knew I just had to play this

I thought the girl they chose to play for

the girl on the TV show The Last of Us was

really ugly and she was getting hate. Is

that true?

Did you see Greta Thunberg sailed in,

tried to sail to Gaza, and then she got

intercepted and kicked out or something?

What was she trying to do?

She needs to just get a job and stop being

weird. I wonder

who's paying her. Do you think she's like

being funded by big money to do these

stunts to raise awareness?

I like her new hairstyle though.

Very nice.

Is it embarrassing to put stuff in your

bum for money? Not really. It would

only be embarrassing if someone just

pulled it up in front of me and showed it

to me. And was like, what's this? My mum

did literally did that when I first did

OnlyFans and she found out she was not

happy. People started sending her my nudes

and then she pulled it up on her phone and

she was like, Daniel, what is this? Why

you show your anus? You show your asshole.

Disgusting.

She was like, why you show your asshole to

the world? I said, so I

can get away from you.

Duh. Maybe I wouldn't have to if I could

live in peace.

This is ex really trying to ruin his life.

Yeah, she's reporting my videos now.

She's reporting the live streams.

Do you think she would still be pissed if

the live streams stay up even if her face

is blurred?

I wonder why she cares. Yeah, I blurred

the faces on 2 of them, but the other 2,

the streams are too long and it won't

blur, so I think we're gonna lose them.

Damn, it's tanking. Good thing I got out.

I would have lost the whole thing. Got my

£1.50.

This is how other lolcows went down. What

do you mean? This happened to me before.

Chihiro tried it, remember? She was

privacy complaint reporting all the

videos. I blurred out most of them.

Yeah, just like Chihiro.

Why is she mad though? We broke up. She

dumped me.

If I find a new girlfriend, then why? She

can't get mad about that when she dumped

It's weird she's doing it now instead of

when she dumped me, but she's doing it 2

months later, which is kind of weird.

I'm still checking Turkey Tom's video to

see if she reported his video as well,

because if she did, then it's just like a

privacy thing. If she didn't, it's like a

personal thing against me.

I wonder if she got the Switch too.

I bet she did.

I didn't do my workouts today. I woke up

too early. I couldn't be bothered.

Mm-hmm.

No, she didn't drink. I actually never saw

her drink.

Never seen her drunk either. She wouldn't

get drunk with me for some reason, like

she was hiding something. Maybe she goes

crazy. One time, Fasta got drunk

and she went really weird. She would go

all giggly, laughed all the time.

And then I was trying to get us home to

the hotel without her puking everywhere or

falling over.

We had soju, but she barely drank any of

it. The weird thing is she'll be like,

let's get drinks, and then we'll get

drinks, and then she doesn't drink any of

it and I end up drinking it all. Like,

she got a bottle of wine. I poured us 2

glasses of wine and she didn't touch it.

She said she didn't like wine.

What alcohol do you like, Moon?

I like Prosecco. Prosecco is pretty nice.

Bubbly. And I like Weisswein.

My fingers smell like Like the

love doll rubber.

Silicone.

The Silicon Valley has a different meaning

now.

Did you like my joke?

I cried when I had vodka. I met this girl

in Man— no, where was it? Yeah,

Manchester. I went to her house

and she made us Coke and vodka

and I couldn't really taste much vodka in

it, so I just gulped it down. But

apparently there was quite a lot. And then

I got so drunk and I started

crying. I was lying on the floor just

crying and I couldn't get up.

It was like my head weighed so much and I

couldn't lift my head up and I was just

paralyzed on the floor for hours. And then

her boyfriend came home and he was like,

oh, Daniel. Oh my God, market's tanking.

Damn, look at that. Holy crap.

I told you it was going to tank, didn't I?

Yeah, the boyfriend came home and I was

like, oh shit. The first thing I said to

him was, I promise I wasn't trying to

sleep with your girlfriend. That was like

the first thing that came to my mind. I

wasn't trying anyway. I wasn't attracted

at all. But I thought, this looks kind of

He made me some toast. To eat.

It took hours until I could finally stand

again. Yeah, I probably

won't have vodka again. No, not the

Ukrainian girl. It was a British girl.

The goth girl. The fat goth girl, as the

viewers called her. Yeah,

she was really autistic. She said— we met

up and went to this cafe And she was

nonstop talking and she was like, oh, by

the way, I'm autistic. And I was thinking,

yeah, I could kind of tell. I barely said

a word and she was nonstop talking the

She said, show me your teeth. So I went

like this. And then she, she goes, oh my

God, you have shark teeth because I have

pointed teeth. And then she got all

excited about my teeth. It was weird.

Yeah, I thought she was hanging out

outside my apartment because I saw someone

similar shaped outside and she kept trying

to meet up and I kept saying no.

No, I wasn't interested in her. She was

weird.

She said she wanted to get her teeth

shaved down so that she could have vampire

teeth. That's weird. I hope she didn't do

that. You would regret that.

Oh, thanks, Juan Manuel.

I got my raise. Congratulations, very

generous.

Show us your shark teeth,

maybe.

They're like pointed down, aren't they?

I thought everyone's teeth are like that.

That's why I keep biting my mouth and

causing lacerations. That's why I eat

with my mouth open if I'm— well, I mean,

if I'm not streaming, I try and eat a bit

more normally.

But to prevent the biting, I sometimes eat

with my mouth open.

Whoa, it tanked! Is it gonna bounce?

I'm up 8 pounds.

I got a pointy tooth here.

See, just like a shark,

apex predator of the oceans.

Did you know sharks don't have bones?

Apparently they have their skeletons made

out of cartilage. Let me double-check

Do sharks have bones?

Wow, they, they don't have bones.

Skeletons are made of cartilage. This

makes them lighter and more agile in the

water. Yeah, well, us mammals,

we have the best apex predator,

we have the, the killer whale, the orca.

Orca would destroy the great white shark

easily. Mammals are

just superior in every way. We dominate

the land and the sea, but not the sky

because we just got stupid bats.

嗯哼哼。 Moon

is a bot. Yeah. Imagine I set

up a bot as my fake girlfriend. That would

be so sad.

Apparently certain people were messaging

Moon warning her not to meet me.

And when I find out who those people are,

you're dead.

You're out. You're banned. You're over.

You're finished.

You better start running.

I'm taking names, writing a list.

Wow, market's moving a lot right now.

What's going on?

And then my

shark teeth. That's disgusting.

Why'd you screenshot that?

His teeth are abnormally sharp.

Because I'm a meat eater.

They're like jagged.

Look at that though. That's gross.

Look, my car— my car's looking nice and

shiny now.

I haven't seen it this clean in ages. It

was just covered in dirt for months.

It gets dirty so quickly just driving

around here from all the fields.

It'll just get dirty straight away, so I

gave up trying to keep it clean. I was

cleaning it so much at my mum's place.

When you first get a new car, you really

want to try hard to keep it in good

condition. And then at some point you just

kind of give up and get fed

up. The inside keeps getting dusty as

well, and it's hard to wipe the dust off.

It keeps flying around everywhere. And

then you get water smear stains on the

Okay,

what time

is it?

7-Eleven. I defrosted my mincemeat.

Gonna make burgers.

Steamed hams.

Yeah, I find it a bit awkward to do car

stuff here because I don't have a private

Also, the bin is still outside. No one's

taken it. I think they think it's mine,

but it's not mine. It's just going to be

there forever then. If I take it, then I'm

like taking someone else's bin. I don't

understand why they put it out and then

they didn't take it back in, but they took

all the other ones back in. Did they

forget? How can you forget which

bin is yours? Really strange.

The deck got bigger. Yeah. Switch 2,

new wheel, Mario Kart.

I've got 180 videos to make until

I break even on the Switch.

I made one video, uh, using AI.

The AI made the thumbnail. And it made

this script and it's doing pretty well.

It got all of the stats wrong though. It

said this, the Steam OLED has 8GB

of RAM when it doesn't. Pay off

the overdraft. Yeah, I will. In 11 days

I'll get my YouTube money, £1,010.

And I should get some— I got $200 on my

OnlyFans. I'm just waiting for it to

process. So in about a week, so I'll be in

this overdraft for like a week and a bit.

So how much is that, like £10?

Yeah,

it probably is the— for the best. To give

out less information. I mean, look at

Cake. She had her face public and all

her details and people destroyed her.

And then she just disappeared because she

couldn't take it.

Weren't people calling her Squidward

because she had a long nose? I think that

really upset her. They were calling her a

tranny as well. They'll call— I remember

they used to call Pia a tranny as well.

They call everyone a tranny.

Oh wow, thanks. The willy ring I ordered

for you is out of stock, so I ordered some

baby oil instead so you can oil up your

bum after you use the hoo-ya removal

cream. I hope you will think of Goldest

while you edit the guillotine looking at

your glistening bum. Is baby oil good

for lube?

I need normal lube.

Hmm, well, when's it coming? I'm not

really— I don't really like cock rings

because they make all the veins pop and it

looks kind of scary. If it's like a

loose one, but not a tight one. The tight

one's scary. They keep all the blood

trapped in the willy and then the veins

get really big. It looks gross.

Oh, where's my Amazon? Might be coming

soon. Got new wireless

DJI mics.

Oh, oh, it's here.

Where's the knock knock knock?

It says he's outside, but he's not.

I hate it when they knock my door.

I don't— oh, is that him? Oh, he's coming.

I see him. Ah,

here we go again. I hate getting

deliveries. Makes me nervous.

Ho ho ho.

Here comes the knock. God, I hate the

knock. Is that him? He looks like some

guy.

Here comes the knock.

He took a picture.

He didn't knock.

He tried to put it in the letterbox, but

it didn't fit. And then he looked back and

he went, I used to do that too.

The door would open, you'd hear it, you

turn around, give them a wave.

My new mics.

Yeah, I like it when they don't knock.

Wow,

look! I had these— I had similar ones,

not this one though. I had the, the dual

DJ mics when I was in Thailand, but I sold

them, and now I got this one, a single

one, so I don't need 2.

Yeah, audio is

very important. I'm a YouTuber.

Now you can listen to my beautiful voice

no matter where I am in the room. Even

when I'm in the toilet, I'll be like, hey

guys, I'm pooing.

Oh, plastic.

Yeah, Foster was scared because I was

selling everything. She was like, baby,

you okay? Why you sell everything?

She looks scared like I was financially

ruined and I was having to sell everything

off. I mean, I kind of was like,

I sold the iPad, I sold my laptop, and

then I got a new laptop. And I sold my

mics. I sold my Switch OLED. I sold the

ROG Ally to some Korean man. I met so many

people on the Facebook Marketplace in

Weird little bag.

But how much goddamn plastic? You gotta

wrap everything in plastic? God's sake.

What was

that? Wind muff.

Where's the damn mic?

Oh,

look at that.

So where does this go?

Oh wow, it's tiny.

Look at that. Oh, look at that.

That's a tiny mic. Oh, it's got like a

magnet thing too, I think. Yeah, look,

it's got a magnet so I could clip it in my

No, I hate the plastic because it's

annoying having to unwrap everything.

Look, professional, professional YouTuber.

Oh, what's that?

I think it's like a charging thing.

Whoa,

why did I think the magnet was going to

stay in place? So what, this charges

in here? God, they really love their

magnets, don't they, at DJI?

Ooh, silicone gel.

Um, so how do I plug it in?

Oh, I've got a 3.5mm

jack.

Can I plug it in there?

Oh wow, thanks, Joe. OMG, you are so

irresponsible. How can you spend £800 in 2

days when you are drowning in debt? What

happened?

Your mum has already said she is not

bailing you out again. WTF you are doing?

36-year-old, no job, useless man.

Yeah.

It's an investment into my YouTube gear.

See if it shows up.

Um,

I don't know how to set it up.

Maybe like this.

It's not showing up on the mic list.

Testing.

Hmm, maybe I

plugged it in the wrong hole.

Um. Maybe I've got to use this cable.

Yeah, I think I plugged it in the wrong

hole.

I think I'll plug this one here.

And then take out my mouse and

then put it in this hole. I was

hoping it would just plug right in without

I can't find the hole. Oh, stupid USB.

I hate USB. It won't— oh, it's in now.

Okay, now let's see.

I don't see it.

Really annoying.

Hmm,

microphone Realtek.

No, it doesn't work.

Hmm, might have to set it up tomorrow off

Where does he have the money to buy stuff?

Uh, do you know what a credit card is?

I wonder if it

connects wirelessly. No.

Um, I don't know how to set it up.

The other one was easier.

Hmm, really annoying.

You're supposed to just plug it in and it

should work. Oh, oh, oh, what's this?

Maybe this is what you need.

Because you, you plug that into the

computer, don't you? And it would detect—

this is the receiver.

So then now I need a USB-C.

Oh, it's plastic everywhere now.

I hate it.

Maybe unplug the laptop charger. I need a

USB-C port.