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I had the weirdest night last night.

Wait until more people come, I'll start

talking about it.

I think it was probably the worst night in

my whole life.

So I went to a bar last night and

it was pretty rough. I learned many new

things about life and human beings.

It was very weird.

I finally did the bar— I mean, I didn't

stream it. I did the bar thing though that

I said I'd do last year. It's just you

guys didn't see it. I couldn't stream

there. I don't think they would have let

me. People would be mad if I was like

filming them trying to pick girls up.

Also, it was so loud, all the music and

all the talking. There's no way I could

have streamed. And it was in a basement,

so the internet— my internet didn't work.

I had to use the Wi-Fi, the free Wi-Fi. I

don't know if it was good enough to

stream. I woke up about—

what time was it? 4 PM. I woke up at 1 PM

a couple hours ago. I was so tired.

I don't think American Guy— oh my God,

America! A couple days ago, American Guy

was on the damn phone until 3

AM in the morning. I had to knock on the

wall because he just wasn't shutting up.

I knocked on the wall and he finally

stopped. It was the first time

I had to actually take action. Usually I

would just grit my teeth and bear it, but

it was 3 AM in the morning and he was like

talking on the phone for 2 hours and I

could hear every single word crystal

clear. I don't get it.

When we first said hi, we talked about how

thin the walls are and he was like, oh,

sorry about the noise.

So he obviously is aware, but then he goes

and talks on the phone until 3 AM in the

morning. What is wrong with people?

Trying to sleep.

At least go outside and take the damn

phone call. The people are so

inconsiderate. I would never talk on

the phone so late knowing how thin the

walls are here.

Unbelievable. Even during the day, I try

and keep my voice down.

I didn't have to say anything. I thought

maybe I'd have to like shout through the

wall, but I just knocked it 3 times and

then he was like— and then he stopped.

I didn't want to be rude and like

interrupt his phone call, but come on, I

needed to sleep.

I don't stream in my bedroom at 3 AM

talking in a loud voice.

So annoying. I hate this place.

All day long he's in there either doing

like an English lesson or he's on the

phone. Outside is so noisy with all the

stupid motorbikes. Today's quiet because

it's raining. They've got all these idiots

who live around here with these big noisy

motorbikes. That like to just ride up and

down. God, I hate this

place so much.

I wish they would just kick me out.

And then when it's windy, the whole window

thing rattles and it's like wind noise.

This is such a rubbish place to live.

It might be in the top 4 worst places I've

ever lived. Noisy. At least the

Sri Lankan guy, he's really quiet and he's

out all day. He comes home late and he

wakes up early and he's out like all day

long. And then when he's back, I actually

could hear him snoring, but Snoring isn't

too bad because it just drones on and on,

you get used to it. It's talking that's

really hard to fall asleep to because your

brain starts listening and tries

following the conversation.

Yeah, so unfortunately, I wish I had

another Sri Lankan guy like him. He's

great. It's just the American guy's a

fucking pain in the backside, never shuts

up. His voice is so fucking loud. What is

it with American people? Why are their

voices so loud? Why are they so loud?

I don't get it.

It's like a stereotype, but it's true.

Americans have really annoyingly loud

voices for some reason.

Stupid damn Americans.

I'm pretty sure he's not here, so I

haven't heard anything all day and his

shoes are not there. But he's got multiple

shoes because sometimes I see his black

shoes there but

he's not here, and sometimes his

black shoes are not there and he's not

here.

So yeah, I had to do something a bit scary

and knock on the wall. First time I had to

do something like that. No, I haven't

bumped into him since then, but yeah,

it feels kind of awkward now. He was

obviously on the phone to like a

girlfriend because he was like saying all

this soppy kind of stuff.

His girlfriend's Australian. I could hear

her voice as well. He had her on

speakerphone and he was talking about

baptizing people and religion and all this

crap. Why do Americans love talking about

either religion, politics,

geopolitics, or the real estate market?

Americans always talk about the same

boring rubbish.

It was like talking about Catholicism and

baptism. God,

can't stand it.

I never, I never talk about politics when

I hang out with people. I'm not like, oh,

Biden this, Trump that. I don't care.

So last night I went to The Hub, the bar,

the British-style bar. I don't know why,

I was just really bored yesterday and I

went to Umeda and I felt kind of lonely.

I really wanted to talk to people and

it was getting late, so I thought, what if

I just hang out until evening, see what

the nightlife is like in Osaka? Because

I've never really done it. Well, I have,

but it was a long time ago. But I haven't

really done like bar hopping alone. So I

go to The Hub and it was pretty weird.

I've got so much to say, I don't really

know where to begin.

Um, so I went into the hub Maybe 8 PM,

and then for the first hour I just kind of

stood there alone drinking my beer. I got

a beer and a lamb skewer, and I just kind

of stood there observing. And then this

Japanese guy comes up to me and he says,

"You have a really beautiful side

profile." He was like,

"横顔がすごく綺麗ですね," and I was like, "Thanks."

And then I chatted to him for a bit. We

exchanged line. I told him I do YouTube

and we talked a little bit. And then I

told him I do YouTube and he was like

telling other people I'm a YouTuber.

And then I talked to this other guy, but

then they just walked off. They kind of

got bored of me and they started walking

off talking to other people. And then I

was left. I was like ditched for another

hour. I just kind of stood around. Look,

I was like the only person in the bar

standing there not talking to anyone.

It's so embarrassing. There's like 100

people maybe, and they were all just like

standing around chatting. First it was

just a load of guys, and then girls

started to trickle in slowly. So the girls

start coming in, getting drinks, and

finding somewhere to stand. And as soon as

they stand with the drinks, Japanese guys

swoop in and they like do nampa. Pick them

up, start chatting. So you never just see

girls standing there alone. They all get

quickly snatched up by the Chad Japanese

guys. So I was just— after I got ditched

by the first Japanese guy, I was just kind

of standing there with my second drink. I

was like, just looking around,

trying to find somewhere to stand. I

couldn't find anyone to talk to. I tried

going up to some girls And I was like,

hello, do you speak English? They said no.

I said, oh, okay, and then I walked off.

I was too nervous to talk in Japanese,

so I thought if I approach them with

English, it'll be like my interesting

thing is that I'm a gaijin, and they might

find it interesting. But every time I went

up to them and I said, do you speak

English? They just said no, and then they

either looked away, and then it got really

awkward, so I walked off. I went up to

3 groups of girls and I just said,

do you speak English? And I walked off.

It was so embarrassing. I couldn't even

get a conversation going with any girls.

So then I finally see these 2 white guys

and I go up to them because I felt so

embarrassed standing there alone like a

weirdo. I was just standing there alone in

the middle of the bar. Like that, sipping

my drink, and I see these 2 white guys go

in. Everyone is Japanese there. There was

like one white guy, but he looked really

old and he was alone eating fish and

chips. But then these 2 young

white guys come in and I'm like, oh,

thank God. And I went up to them, started

talking to them. I said, where are you

guys from? They said New Zealand. I ended

up spending the entire evening just

hanging out with them and then not talking

to anyone else. And then some Japanese

guys came up to us, and then we ended up

hanging out, about 4 or 5 of us— 2

Japanese guys, 2 New Zealand guys, and me.

And we were just sitting around, standing

around the table until the bar closed.

And then I was like, oh my god, it's been

like 3 hours and we didn't talk to any

girls, and now the bar's closing and

everyone's leaving. All the girls

disappeared and it was just like the dregs

of drunk guys who didn't manage to talk

to any girls, I guess. It was so

depressing. At first it was like really

busy and buzzing, maybe 9, 10 PM.

The time just went really quickly. I guess

I was having a good time, maybe. Oh well

done, Daniel. Hope you got a smidge of

confidence. Yeah, I do feel a bit more

confident. Maybe I could try other things.

Yeah, maybe I did have a good time.

That's why the time went so quickly. And

then before I even realized, I started to

notice, oh, there's less and less people.

Oh my God, it's 1 AM. I missed the last

train. And then I thought, oh my God,

well, that's over, I guess. And the only

thing that happened was I spent like 4

hours talking to New Zealand guys. They

were cool though because they let me hang

out with them, but they never I mean,

they kept talking, talking, talking to me,

and we never stopped talking to each

other, and we never talked to anyone else

apart from a couple drunk Japanese guys.

It's just standing alone was so

embarrassing. You feel

like it's better to stand around with

other guys and chat to them than stand

alone. I don't know why that Japanese guy

came up to me and said I have a beautiful

side profile. My side profile's like— I

wouldn't say it's

beautiful. Maybe he was like practicing

compliments. I think that's what you gotta

do with girls. You gotta go up to them and

just give them a random compliment. I like

your hair.

Yeah, I ended up wasting like ¥4,200.

I got 5 drinks. Beef jerky and

a lamb skewer. I got 2— I got 3

draft beers, a Moscow Mule, and a gin and

tonic. I was so drunk. And then we left

the bar, and then the 3 of us, me and the

New Zealand guys, they walked me back up

to the top of Umeda, and then we said bye.

And then I tried walking 10 kilometers

back home But then I really needed to piss

so badly, I ran over the bridge of

Yodogawa and then I pissed under the

bridge when I got to the other side. I had

to piss so bad, I thought I was going to

piss myself, it was so bad.

And then I felt so drunk, I had to get a

bottle of water to try and sober up. And

then I just sat at the river for a bit and

I walked a bit more. I got to Kashima

Station and by then it was already 5 AM,

so I might as well just wait for the first

train. Got the first train back here and

it was like half— maybe nearly 6 AM, half

past 5. Went to 7-Eleven, got a beef

burger, and then I got back here probably

like 6 AM and I just collapsed on the bed.

Woke up at 1 PM. It was so rough.

I never want to do that again. Well, at

least if I do it again, I should not drink

so much. 5 drinks. I think I should keep

it down to 3. The problem is, if you don't

have a drink, you're just like standing

there like an idiot. So you end

up trying to sip it slowly, but if you're

in the bar for like 5 hours, 3 drinks

won't last you very long. You can't sip a

drink for an hour. So you end up drinking

like 5 drinks and then you get wasted.

And there were just guys sleeping on the

pavement outside of the pub.

I felt so tired, and then my stupid shoe

is like a bit poking out the back of the

heel, and now my— the back of my foot— the

back

of my heel is like all red and bruised

now. From my stupid shoe. What a stupid

shoe. Like, the inside bit of the back

heel in the shoe has bent to, to form a

little knob that sticks out and rubs

against the back of my heel. So I gotta

find a bit of cardboard to place in there

to make it flat. They are new shoes. I

bought them not even 2 months ago.

I never felt so tired and also

disappointed and kind of miserable.

I spent— it's like £25, it wasn't too bad.

¥4,000. Spent ¥4,000 to chat to guys for

hours and hours and destroy my

liver. Great.

It was so difficult though. As soon as

girls came in, Japanese guys swooped in

straight away chatting them up, and

they're really good at chatting, and

obviously they speak Japanese. I don't

really know how to make small talk in

Japanese. I don't even know how to

do it in English, let alone Japanese.

Uh, I don't know if I'd do it again.

Well, you just end up getting rejected by

girls and then end up spending all night

talking to guys and then spend loads of

money on overpriced drinks. It was like

¥800 for a glass of beer. Oh my God,

I can get a can of beer at a konbini for

Did I talk to girls? Yeah, I went up to a

couple groups, but they didn't seem

interested, so I just walked off.

You— I guess I have to speak in Japanese.

If you try and speak in English, they'll

just say no English, and they don't even

try. They don't even try to talk back in

Japanese. They just show no interest.

That's the problem though, the girls get

really lazy because they don't have to put

any effort. They just go in there and

stand there, and then loads of guys come

up to them. So why would they be bothered

about you? The competition

is fierce.

I have no idea what to say. Hey,

how are you? Is it your first time here?

Oh my God, it's really weird.

I think for the girls the bar is good

because number one, it filters out losers,

because losers and weird people are not

going to be at the bar. So the bar was

like 90% filled with Chad Japanese guys,

good at rizzing. I didn't really see any—

I was probably the weirdest awkward person

there. But if you're a girl, going to the

bar is good because you don't have to do

anything. Guys come up to you, and it also

filters out weirdos because they're not

going to be there, and the weirdo is not

going to come up to you because they'll be

scared. So I guess it's like a good system

for girls.

It kind of makes me wish I was white

though, because the white New Zealand

guys, Japanese people, and Japanese people

were coming up to them just because they

were white and they were like interested.

But no one came up to me because I look

Asian. So they think I'm like Japanese or

Southeast Asian. Japanese people don't

care about Southeast Asians. They kind of

look down on Southeast Asians like Thai

people, Filipinos.

So it's kind of tricky for me because

I'm not white. I feel like you'd have an

easier time if you're white because

Japanese people will be interested just

because you're white.

There's one point I was standing at the

bar and I was surrounded by women. There

were 2 next to me and then 3 in front of

me, and I just kind of stood there staring

at my shoes. I nearly said something And

I couldn't. I was like frozen. They had

their backs to me too, so it was kind of

weird. Oh, it was so difficult.

I thought if I was just at the bar,

maybe some girls would just come up to me.

Yeah, I want the ones that are interested

in English or can speak a bit

of English, because then I could use that

as an interesting thing. Because my only

interesting thing is that I'm a foreigner,

but people don't realize I'm a foreigner

because I don't really look like one.

Maybe go into like a language meetup.

Would be easier because then they're all

there to learn English, aren't they?

You could try and take the I'm learning

Japanese route and just butcher your

Japanese. Yeah, but I couldn't even say

anything apart from, do you speak English?

Okay, bye.

Yeah, I don't know. It was like exciting

and then got kind of boring after I

realized how difficult it is. And then

when it ended, I was like really

disappointed. It was very anticlimactic.

Is Thai girlfriend over? No,

I'm not trying to pick up girls. I just

went there to talk to people.

But I realize it is really difficult. The

difficulty level compared to online dating

is so different. Online dating, you just

send them a message like, hey, what's up?

Are you single? You can get away with

saying cringe stuff online dating. You can

say stuff like— well, when you do online

dating, you You don't have any of the

approaching and making sure your

voice is heard, making sure you're not

getting interrupted. None of that is a

problem. You just send them a direct

message and they'll see it if you matched.

And then you can just say whatever, like,

I'm new in Japan, I'm looking for friends.

Imagine doing that in a bar. Hello, I have

no friends. Can you be my friend?

Online dating is so much easier just

because it's easier to communicate and

you're not really competing with a bar

full of men.

One Japanese guy, I asked him What do I

look like? And he actually guessed

correctly. He said I look Malaysian.

How did he know? Do I look Malaysian?

My mum's not even Malaysian though, she's

Chinese. How do you know I was from

Malaysia? I mean, my mum's from Malaysia.

Then I thought, if he knows I'm Malaysian,

then maybe everyone else thinks I look

Southeast Asian. That's why they dislike

me or something. You have a Malay look.

Not great, to be honest.

I think because I got a wide nose. I don't

have like the Korean thin nose.

It's not really a good thing to be told,

I think.

Japanese people don't care about

Malaysians, Vietnamese, Thai people. All

they care about is Americans and British

white people. Blonde hair,

blue-eyed people too.

Well, someone's come back. Fuck's sake.

Maybe I go outside now.

I think it's him.

It's raining.

Actually, I think it's Sri Lankan guy.

He's way quieter.

If it was American guy, the whole building

would be shaking.

Yeah, it's not him. If he comes back— I

think he's gone out somewhere today. It's

Sunday. He probably went traveling

somewhere. He sometimes usually goes

traveling on Sunday, and then he's back.

I mean, he's out all day.

How was your bar last night? It was a

mixture of scary, disappointing,

and depressing.

I'm banning these spammers.

It was like very depressing seeing all

these drunk Japanese guys alone.

Because you can tell they just

want like a girlfriend or something. And

then I remembered back when I was married

and I thought, I used to have everything

these guys probably really desperately

want, which would probably just be like a

girlfriend or wife waiting for them at

home. Instead, they're like sitting around

in a bar at 1 AM wasted.

It's kind of sad, isn't it?

It made me think, having like a

loving girlfriend or wife, being in a

relationship, so much better than just

being like one of these bar people who go

to bars every night trying to pick up

girls. It's just kind of degenerate. And a

bit sad. But I think some guys, they,

they just like having sex with random

women and they get good at pickup, so then

they get addicted to going to bars. And

then you got other guys who probably can't

get girlfriends, so they go to bars to

try, try their luck.

I don't know, it just felt kind of A

bit depressing, the whole bar scene.

It's just a bit sad.

It was an interesting insight into the

human psyche. It was also

funny watching all the Japanese guys

trying to do nampa. I was walking down the

street, there were these 2 Japanese girls

And then suddenly these 2 suited salarymen

with like a wheelie suitcase, probably on

a business trip, they just randomly came

up to them. They were trying to invite

them for drinks, and then the girls were

just trying to politely reject them,

and then the men were just like following

them, trying to convince

them to come with them.

My mum put my love doll in the skip. She

said me and my— her and my sister got a

skip. She said she put my love doll in it.

I said, okay, it's like 5 years old,

covered in bacteria.

What's a skip? It's like a big metal

container you put loads of rubbish into.

Yeah, the bar was just full of very

outgoing, very good at talking Chad

kind of Japanese guys. I don't

think someone like me would stand a

chance. You'd have to like find someone

who's really old looking, but there were

barely any MILFs All the girls there were

like young, 20s, maybe early 30s. I didn't

see anyone who was like 40 to 50, which is

my target demographic. I don't know,

where do MILFs go? I don't think the MILFs

go to the bars. They go

out every night? Yeah, because they're

addicted to sex, probably.

They can't just get a girlfriend and then

stay with them. Why would you if you're

like a pickup master?

I think I was probably on the old end of

the spectrum. I think most of them were

like 25. The Japanese guy that talked to

me, he said he was 25, and then the New

Zealand guys were like 28, 26.

So I think I'm kind of getting a bit old

for the bar scene. They're all like 20s.

All the girls there look like 20s too.

So I don't really feel like the bar is the

best place. I was probably the oldest

person in the room. Yeah.

All the guys were like, I don't know,

wearing American drip and got the

fade haircut with the earrings. And you

know some Japanese guys that do like a

frizzy perm with a fade around the side,

like American fuckboy hairstyle?

They're probably like early 20s.

Loads of people were wearing knitted

jumpers. I don't know why you keep calling

it a granny jumper. Everyone here is

wearing stuff like that because it's cold.

I don't think I really— I don't know if it

was worth doing. Lost £25.

I hate it when you miss the last train,

you gotta wait until 5 AM or you get a

taxi. Where you walk back. It's like the

walk of shame.

1 AM, it was 2 AM nearly, and I was

walking home thinking, what am I doing

with my life?

How did it go from having a nice place to

live and a wife and all that stuff, and

now I'm walking home drunk, nearly about

to piss myself, 2 AM at night.

It was kind of miserable.

The New Zealand guys went home too. They

I mean, New Zealand guy didn't talk to

anyone, any girls. I talked to more girls

than they did. They didn't go up

to anyone. They just— we just stood at the

table chatting, and then some Japanese

guys came up to us. So I did better than

they did.

If they weren't there, I don't know what I

would have done because I couldn't find

anyone to talk to.

Were there any hot Japanese women?

They all look pretty good, to be honest.

There were a few that looked a bit ugly.

They still look decent compared

to what I'm used to.

I need like, um, someone who's old,

like 40+. Can't talk to these

young girls. It's like the young girls,

they got ADHD, they can't focus. Their

attention's constantly being distracted by

other things. If you don't, like, get in

there and hook them with interesting

conversation, they'll just walk off, or

some other guy would come in and steal

them from you. It's really,

really hard.

You know when you see pigeons, you see the

female pigeon trying to mind its own

business and like the male pigeon is

circling it and trying to do its moves,

like it was like that but

in human form.

And it is kind of interesting thinking all

the girls are in the bar because they want

to get fucked that night. I wonder if

anyone hooked up. I saw one girl and guy,

they looked really like they were really

getting on well, and I saw them exchanging

lines. She was pretty cute. The guy was

just wearing like black jogging trousers

with a black jumper and white sneakers.

I wonder how many guys actually pulled

from that bar.

Yeah, very tricky, but it was interesting.

Interesting experience.

I went into Uniqlo to try and find a

better jacket, but I couldn't find

anything. They just had waterproof sports

jackets and some hoodies. Or like a

cardigan thing with a button down it. I

don't know what to get. I think my jacket

does look kind of lame, but I don't know

what to replace it with. Maybe just a

button shirt.

Exchanging lines doesn't mean anything.

Yeah, I don't think the Japanese guy is

ever gonna message me. Maybe the New

Zealand guys might. I don't

know, maybe next time they go out they'll

invite me. He bought me a drink,

the New Zealand guy. He bought me a beer

and he used his membership card.

I got, I got picked up by a New Zealand

guy. He even bought me a drink.

He said it was really cool that we bumped

into each other today. Maybe I'll

go to a gay bar next, then I can see what

it feels like being a hot girl.

Maybe I'd like being gay because then I

get all the attention. I don't have to do

the hard work.

I think it was nice talking to guys

because you can have a proper conversation

that is authentic and you're not trying to

get something out of each other. You're

just there talking genuinely. But then

when you talk to a girl, she knows you're

just talking to her because you want to

fuck her. You know you're just talking to

her because you want to fuck her, but then

you're both doing this kind of fake

conversation thing

that both of you know neither of you cares

about.

So it just feels very not genuine when

you're trying to talk to a woman, but then

you talk to some guys and then you're

like, oh yeah, I used to play World of

Oh yeah, life in Japan is this and that,

and then it feels like an actual proper

So it was way more fun chatting to the

guy. You talk to women and you feel like

they're looking at you like you're a

freak, and then they're like— they look

like deer in headlights. Just like dazed

and not sure what to do, waiting for you

to do stuff.

It doesn't really feel like a proper human

interaction.

Yeah, talking to women sucks.

I think you get a more wholesome

meaningful interaction with guys because

the guys can relate to you because they're

also at the bar because they're pretty

lonely and they're probably not feeling

super confident. So then you can kind of

relate with each other and have a bit of a

bond.

Did the dude in the Discord saying he

would meet you in the bar actually come?

I don't think so, unless he was the New

Zealand guy. Imagine the New Zealand guy

was actually a viewer and he secretly

sniped me.

I got bored, I ended up telling everyone I

was married and divorced and I got sent to

the police station. I was just like

telling drunk Japanese guys my ex reported

me to the police for stalking because I

didn't know what else to say. Every time I

don't know what to say, I just like bring

up the most personal thing I can think of.

I don't really care anymore. I don't

know what else to say. I was like, yeah,

I was married, but I cheated, and then she

divorced me. And then they laugh.

Japanese people think it's funny, so they

laugh. That's why I say it.

I got pretty drunk. I had 5 drinks.

I see why Chris likes Moscow Mules.

They're not bad.

It's got like a zesty lime flavor. Oh my

God, someone's back. I think

it's him again, Sri Lankan guy. I think he

went out and then came back in.

I should go up to girls and tell them I

was reported to the police.

I was arrested for stalking my ex. How

about you?

Best pickup line ever.

I don't know who that is.

How much do I make on a stream? I've been

making about $60 to $100.

Every stream. What's your plan for today?

I thought I'd talk about my bar

experience, then we walk around outside if

it stops raining. It's been raining all

day. Goddamn Japanese weather.

It's either really sunny and then I get

all burnt, or really windy, or then it's

just raining all day.

Sunny said she would like to go to a bar

with me and she'll be my wingwoman.

That could be funny.

I saw some tweets about someone who got

splashed in the face. In Thailand from the

Songkran festival where they shoot

everyone with water pistols. He said he

woke up the next day and his eyes were all

infected and discharge was coming out.

And I thought, yep, that's exactly what

I'm saying. I do not want Thai water

splashed in my face. At best, it's going

to be horrible sink water that you can't

even drink. At worst, it's going to be

like disgusting canal water.

Came out disgusting brown river.

I do not want that water getting into any

part of my sensitive areas, but they're

all just spraying each other on the street

with buckets of water and water pistols.

It's not safe.

You get shot in the ear too, you get an

ear infection. Shots in the eyes,

poo water gets in your mouth as well.

Disgusting.

You would need like a full face mask,

goggles. I'd probably just get a motorbike

helmet, would be the best bet. Full face

motorbike helmet. Would keep you safe.

You get shot in the pocket, your phone

gets destroyed. I don't know, because all

these phones are waterproof now, but what

if water just goes down the charging port?

Is it really waterproof?

I do not want to be shot anywhere by

anyone. I've never been in Thailand

during April. Last year I was in Japan as

well.

Not really my idea of fun.

Although seeing the girls getting all

drenched with their boobs sticking out

would be pretty hot, but I'd just be

turned on the whole time. I would just end

up squirting hot girls up the bum.

I'd like aim for the butthole,

or I'd like aim for the titties, shoot

them right in the nipple. That would feel

good though. I don't get it, cuz girls get

turned on when you suck and lick their

nipples. So when babies breastfeed,

are they getting turned on? Weird.

When I make love with a woman, I like to

suck their nipples and they always really

like it. Weird.

Imagine getting turned on like that by

your own baby. Is anyone here a

breastfeeding mother? Does it turn you on?

I want to Google it.

Please help, I want to breastfeed my child

but it makes me orgasm.

Does breastfeeding make

you horny?

Some women notice that they become aroused

during breastfeeding. This sensation is

similar to sexual response.

Be kind of weird though, being turned on

by your kid.

I like to Suck on bosoms.

I don't know why if you put your phone in

rice it fixes it if you dropped it in

water. Weird.

Somehow the rice extracts the minerals

that the water introduced into the phone.

It's not the water that's bad, it's the

minerals and stuff in the water that

messes up the circuitry.

When's iPhone 16 coming out? I want to buy

it and then return it.

You banned all your female viewers because

of Discord guys trying to seduce them.

Yeah, this stupid Discord is like virtual

bar. All the stupid guys stealing my women

because they get in there first and they

rizz them up. I should

ban all the guys really, but there's not

enough girls. There'll be no one in the

Discord, just be me and Pia and that

Courtney girl. I think there's like 3

Discord experience is just like the bar

experience. I get ignored by all the

girls. All the chatty guys get the girls

first.

That's why if you can't beat the

competition, you gotta find a way to

eliminate the competition.

You know, there's a fish,

there's like a type of fish that is

physically weaker and inferior to the big

fish, and the only way it can get laid

is, I don't know, it does something sneaky

Like it pretends to be a woman and then it

sneaks in and then bangs the female fish

without the alphas noticing.

So you've got 2 options: you man up and

become an alpha, which is hard— you go to

the gym, learn rizz— or

you do it the sneaky sneaky way.

Which is what I do, which is you,

you aim for women with

less competition,

so usually older women. And then you also

stick to online dating because

you're probably not going to stand a

chance against guys who look cool and also

tall cool. What chance do you have?

Why would any of the girls be interested

in like a weirdo when they've got a bar

full of chads? So you've got like no

I don't know, my analytical mind is like

in overdrive right now trying to— because

this is like a massive problem. And as

someone who enjoys being mentally

challenged. My problem-solving part

of the brain is like kicking into

overdrive.

I'd rather improve and compete instead of

getting someone I don't want. Yeah,

that's the problem though.

You've got to like lower your standards,

but then you, you you'll end up with

someone you don't really like.

But it's either that or nothing, unless

you can actually improve

yourself, which is really hard. I don't

know what to do. I'm not gonna go to a

stupid gym.

Or you could learn to appreciate people's

personality instead of their body,

then it won't matter.

Everyone's gonna get old anyway.

Big bums and big boobs are nice though.

I like girls for their personality and our

chemistry. I don't care about their

bodies.

It's what's on the inside that counts.

I'm not like those other guys. They only

see women as meat.

I wonder how many people in relationships

or marriages met each other in a bar like

that? Does it actually happen, or do

pickups in bars just result in like a

meaningless one-night stand at most?

Cuz I feel like both parties involved,

if they go to bars, then they probably

enjoy the excitement of getting picked up

or doing the picking that. So then how are

they supposed to have like a normal

relationship?

Well, I'm bored talking about the bar.

Been talking about a stupid bar for 1

hour. Oh my God, I'll go to a bar one time

and it's like blown my mind, talk about

it for 10 hours straight. Next topic.

Well,

I would like to have At least a

conversation with a woman that lasts

longer than two words. I am a bit

disappointed I wasn't able to do that.

I need to come up with something to say.

Like, what's the first thing you say?

Konnichiwa, konbanwa. You don't

say "はじめまして." That'd be weird. Online

dating, you'd say stuff like "nice to meet

you," "I am Daniel." You don't even—I

don't even know those guys' names. People

don't care. It's like a meaningless

interaction. Why do you bother introducing

yourself?

はじめまして、ダニエルです。どうぞよろしく。They do not. Like

that. I don't even know what they say. I

should just stand next to them and try and

listen to what the guys are saying and

copy them. I couldn't hear a thing, it was

so damn loud. I had Japanese guys

next to me chatting, I couldn't even

understand what they were saying.

What if I buy— because they sell these

plastic cups of snacks— I buy a cup of

snack— snacks and I just ask them if they

want some? That's not weird at all.

I saw a black guy in there too. He was

going around kanpai-ing all the girls.

And he would like whisper something into

their ears. I don't know what he was

saying. And then the girls giggled and

then he walked off.

And then after he left, I stepped in to

talk to the same girls. I was like, do you

speak English? They said no. And then I

said, okay, bye. It was so embarrassing.

Why did I say that?

I didn't know what else to say. Uh,

excuse me, do you speak Nepalese?

Don't speak Japanese.

日本語できますか? I spoke

Japanese to the guys. I got no fear of

talking to the guys. I actually feel

comfort. I'm like, oh, thank God, I can

talk to this guy and not feel like a

loner. Oh wow, thanks James,

one dollar. Oh, you meet Sing Hong Kong

guy. I heard he's coming back on the 23rd.

I want Sunny to come to Osaka and we go to

a bar, but we're not streaming it.

Can't really stream in a bar, people would

get pissed because there's probably people

there cheating and they would not want to

be on camera. And then girls, girls never

want to be on camera. Because they think

you're like a weirdo creep filming them.

So I don't know how you do a bar stream.

Music's so loud as well. I don't think you

get copyright claimed because the music's

so distorted with the noise of the bar

mixed in. Oh, thanks, Fishy.

Sunny said one time she was in a club and

some Japanese guy just picked her up. Put

her on his shoulder.

She said she liked it. You got to be alpha

as fuck if you're going to go. I think

clubs are even harder than a bar cuz you

got to dance and stuff.

He literally picked her up. I'm not sure

if I could pick her up like I can't even

pick up the bicycle. I lost all my muscle

from— I can

barely pick up 30 kilograms. Not saying

she's fat, I'm just saying she's

definitely more than 30 kilograms.

She could pick me up.

I can't even pick up A grown adult. I can

pick my girlfriend up, I think.

Well, I read the hub reviews on Google, I

found 2 hubs. One of the reviews for the

hub I went to— well, most of the reviews

for the hub I went to were saying stuff

like, this place is just full of guys

trying to pick up girls, or just full of

girls standing around waiting to be picked

up. So I thought, okay, let's go to that

one. I nearly went to a different one,

but I think that was more of like a— that

probably had more foreigners Just hanging

out and drinking beers.

Oh, this, this was Hub. Yeah, it was in

Hub in Umeda.

Umeida. And then on the walk back home, I

had to go through the red light district.

So all these guys kept coming up to me,

asking me if I want a blowjob.

I said no, I'm drunk, I can't even get

a stiffy right now. And one of them came

up to me and he was like,

お兄さんもういいですか? I was like, もういいです。 Or

trying to get me into the titty and

blowjob bars. Milk me dry for every

last yen.

Oh wow, thanks. Allow me, Mali.

Have you ever wanted to pursue a 10 but

didn't, and why? Well, yeah, but you know

you don't stand a chance. They know

they're 10s, and they look at you and they

know your ranking is like 2 out

of 10, probably. Well, mine, not yours.

So if you know you've got basically zero

chance, why would you waste your energy?

Because confidence is

a limited resource. It starts off at a

certain level, and then the more you get

rejected, the more it gets chipped away

until you've got none left.

So you can't just be wasting your

confidence pool. I mean,

if you know you're gonna get rejected,

then you expect it and it's not really a

big deal, I guess. Just do it for a laugh.

Well, the Japanese guy said I've got a

nice face. He said, be confident, you can

do it. I'm not,

I'm not insecure about my face.

It's just I have no idea what to say.

Have you ever want to pursue a 10 but

didn't? And why? I don't think I'm

ugly. I just

Usually if I'm on a date, I end up talking

about the same stuff, usually about

travel, food,

my experiences living in different

countries. You can't really talk about

stuff like that in a bar. No one cares.

Oh yeah, I lived in Thailand 2 years. It

was very hot. Do you like Thailand?

It's about your vibe energy. Yeah, and I

realize I got very weird vibes because

I'm very nervous. You gotta be like

shoulders back. Oh, hey there,

how's it going? The Japanese guys there

look so relaxed,

non-threatening.

They know what they're doing.

I'm like very nervous and weird.

Maybe I need to smoke, get some nicotine.

I'd be more relaxed. I mean, if it If it

worked in World War I to calm British

soldiers getting bombed in trenches—

that's why they promoted smoking,

because it would calm their nerves. I

think maybe nicotine is better than

alcohol. I should start smoking.

Can't I just get like a nicotine pill?

Try morphine. Why they all end in -ine?

Codeine, nicotine, morphine.

I need some drugs.

Nicotine patch. Yeah, patch me up. I can't

do this sober. I don't think alcohol

really works for me. Alcohol just makes me

sleepy. I'm like, oh.

Drink 3 Red Bulls, get a nicotine patch.

Because I went to shisha with Tiki or Sam,

had nicotine in it, and I felt pretty

relaxed and laid back. It even made my

voice deeper because I was more relaxed.

When I get nervous, my voice gets higher

and very soft, which sounds stupid.

I'm not trying to pick up girls. Oh my

God, just trying to chat to people.

Women are people too.

She doesn't have to get worried because I

spent the whole night talking to guys

anyway.

Do you want to go outside?

Walk and talk? Gotta get dinner anyway.

I'm not planning to pick up girls. I'm

just thinking, why was last night

such a disaster? Couldn't even get even

a short conversation going. It's like

you're trying to start a fire and then

all you can get is like a tiny little glow

and then it fades out in a second. Have

you ever tried to make a fire? It's so

hard. I couldn't get

And you're striking the matches, it keeps

going out, catches on fire for like 2

seconds, then it goes out again. When you—

because we've got a fireplace back at my

home. When my dad died, I tried starting

the fire myself, but I couldn't get it

going. You got like the big thick logs.

The main objective is to get the big thick

logs going because that's what creates the

long-lasting heat. But you can't get the

big thick log going without having some

tinder, little bits of

little tissue and paper, and then that

burns to generate the first bits of heat,

and then that moves on to the little

twigs. So you've got to like start

off with the tinder and then move up

through the thicker bits of wood until you

get to the big logs, and then the fire

just keeps itself going. It's kind of like

that. So you got to think of

the conversation starting off with little

twigs and paper, and then the big thick

logs would be like the main meat.

I think you have to analyze this from

an engineering point of view. So you want

to come up with lines that you say and

they would fall under the tissue and

sticks bit as your fire starter.

And then after you've done a few of those,

you can move on to the thicker sticks,

something a bit more meaty. And then your

main objective would be to get to the big

fat logs. I don't know what those would

be, like trying to Exchange— I guess

exchanging lines and trying to arrange a

second meetup would be the big fat logs.

So maybe try 4 tissue and sticks

and then 2 thicker sticks

before going on to the big fat log.

There must be like a mathematical equation

that's the most efficient.

I'll write a book on it.

Talking to women is like starting a fire.

You can't just start off by burning the

fat logs.