I GOT THE APARTMENT -D

It's very hot, hot, hot, hot, very hot in

Manchester.

Done.

It's very hot.

Hello, hello,

hello, hello,

hello, hello.

Today is my last day here.

We got the apartment!

We're moving!

I got my very first UK apartment.

I'm so proud.

And people said they wouldn't rent to me

because I don't have a real job.

Whenever people say—

I mean, always ignore what everyone's

saying because they all know nothing.

They're all stupid.

Every time I get the feeling everyone's

saying something, I just do the opposite.

A bit annoying because this morning the

guy knocked on my door

to remind me that I'm checking out

tomorrow, but he also asked if I wanted to

extend my stay.

I should have said yes really, but I was

like in this annoyed, disturbed state.

I just want him to go away.

Did they make you pay a lump sum?

Yeah, I paid 6 months in advance.

Yeah, there's nothing wrong with paying 6

months.

I mean, it doesn't make any difference

paying it each month and 6 months is the

same thing.

And I actually like paying it in 6-month

installments because then you just get it

all out the way, and then for 6 months you

don't have to worry about paying anything

again.

Well, nothing big.

And then you've got 6 months to collect

for the next 6 months.

I quite like that way of doing it.

So we got a clean, we got tidy, we got a

pack.

I washed the bedsheets cuz they were kind

of disgusting.

2 weeks of me whacking off on it with my

bare bum

makes a bit of a mess.

I forgot to wash the pillow sheets.

They're kind of grimy too.

Oh, should I wash them?

No, then the washing machine's gonna be

like woo woo woo woo for 2 hours.

Glad there's no council fees and taxes.

There are.

I have to pay 100 a month for council tax,

but I get 25% discount because I'm alone.

No girlfriend.

Benefits of not having a girlfriend: you

get council tax discount.

Oh, I can't believe nothing happened in

this bloody apartment.

I had such high hopes with that Manchester

girl.

I felt So sure we would have banged by

now, but I guess she's not interested

anymore.

She doesn't even reply.

Oh well, you win some, you lose some.

We'll get them next time.

I just thought she really liked me because

we've been chatting for months, like

really flirty,

doing phone sex, stuff like that.

She showed me a lot too, so I thought I

felt pretty convinced that she would like

come and meet me as soon as I arrived,

almost maybe the next day.

It's really weird, just like you think one

thing and then the complete opposite is

true.

Yeah, pretty disappointing, but what can

you do?

Just got to cut your losses, move on.

Accept it.

Stop whining.

Still though, pretty disappointed.

Would have been nice,

I guess.

That's just what life is like— ups and

downs.

You just assume that after chatting for so

long and they seem like they like you so

much that they'd be really happy that you

came to come and meet them, and then

no, they're not.

They don't care anymore.

It's just really weird.

The psychology doesn't make any sense.

I mean, it's been 3 weeks.

If she's had some kind of problem, how— it

can't be 3 weeks.

Damn noisy today.

Look,

Mr.

Pigeon.

Bloody sirens all day long.

Well, it's a city.

What do you expect?

Uh, I bought too much food.

So the plan is, uh, I have to stay in a

hotel for a few nights because I can't

move in until— I think it's Friday.

We'll go and collect the keys, and then I

guess we sort out other things like paying

the utilities.

So I'm checking out here tomorrow, gonna

book myself into a hotel.

Thing is, I bought too much food.

So this is for dinner.

I got jerk chicken, but then I got these

samosas and bhajis.

I could have a few, but it's too much.

I got these chicken steak pies as well.

I put that ham in the bin.

It's gone all hard.

I don't know about the paprika.

I guess I could take it with me.

And the samosas.

And then I got sausage and beans in a can.

Where is it?

This canned stuff's fine.

And the pot noodle, I'll just put into a

bag.

Um, I'm gonna take this as well.

I guess I have more space because I don't

have the hule.

Well, I think I'll put— try and clean

everything, put it back where it was so it

looks a bit tidier.

The thing is, with this place, I had to

pay a £200 deposit fee.

Hopefully they give it back to me.

I haven't broken anything.

The oven looks fine.

I think I do a better job keeping this

oven clean.

I don't know why the Rotterdam one was

such a mess.

It was pretty, you know, a lot of black

stuff caked onto it.

How exciting.

A lot of people keep saying— they just

keep assuming that I can't afford to have

my own place.

It's kind of annoying.

Just ban them all.

The main 2 things annoying me now are

people constantly saying, how does Daniel

afford it?

Oh, he's— his parents give him money.

He's using his inheritance money.

His mum gives him money, which is all

rubbish.

I don't know how they come up with this

stuff, and they feel so sure about it when

I've never said anything like that.

And then the second annoying thing is

people keep saying I'm wasting my money by

getting my own place.

How's that a waste of money?

It's like saying, oh, buying food is a

waste of money.

Because you could just eat nuts off the

ground for free.

But yeah, I keep saying I can afford it

easily.

It's not, it's not expensive at all.

I guess they just see, oh, his channel

only gets 10K views, he must be making

$100 a month.

They have no idea how much money a YouTube

channel makes, and then they make all

these assumptions based off of my views

how much money I make when YouTube is not

even my only source of income.

As well.

People are so dumb when it comes to

YouTube.

Like, there's financial channels where

they only get 2K views per video and the

guy makes like 10K a month.

People have no idea about ad rates, CPM,

and they think they know how much a

channel makes.

It's just really bizarre.

I don't know why they think— they think

they know how much.

A channel makes.

Yeah, my OnlyFans new video did well.

4 people bought my new video in the first

night, so I sold it for $40 each,

so that's like $160 already.

I reckon a couple more would buy it.

Not bad just for one video that took 10

minutes to make.

Putting sausage up my bum.

And then I can like get some clippings off

there to, to put on my main page,

try and entice more buyers.

And then I had a pretty good 2 days

yesterday and today day trading using my

new Fibonacci tactic.

Today was a bit up and down though.

I actually made £50, but then I lost £30,

so I only made £20, which is still good.

You know, still in the green.

That's the whole thing about day trading.

As long as you've won more than you lost,

then it's a win.

Yesterday I just made a few simple trades

that went well and I made £20.

I know, small amounts of money, but I

don't want to put huge amounts yet.

I think this way of day trading is quite

good.

You know, you're just risking small

amounts for small amounts, but then the

small amounts build up.

So £20 is like $30, I think.

So I'm quite happy with having that.

I just made a stupid mistake trying to

short the NASDAQ today when the NASDAQ was

just ripping all day long.

Yeah, it's something I need to stop doing

because they said trying to do trend

reversal trades is something you should

only do if you're really professional.

Try to avoid if you're a newbie.

It is pretty risky when you think It's—

you think you can spot a trend reversal

when you probably can't.

If it's going in one direction, it's

likely it's going to continue that

direction for the rest of the day.

It was a bit

not great, but I ended it with plus £20,

so it's fine, I guess.

Be careful next time.

Yeah, the Fibonacci thing It really works.

It's amazing.

Never knew how to use Fibonacci before.

Do I still play Rainbow Six?

I don't even have my computer.

Still don't know what to get.

The Steam Deck is coming out in December.

Looks pretty cool, but it's just like a

Switch, but it plays PC games.

And I don't really want to play Rainbow

Six on a controller.

I guess you can get a mouse and keyboard

and plug it into the Steam Deck because

it's a proper PC,

but then the screen's so small, so I'd

have to get a monitor to plug it into.

I mean, at that point I might as well just

get a laptop.

So I still haven't decided.

Maybe I would get a laptop a bit later.

I still don't know how much I want it.

I thought it'd be good for streaming, but

then I kind of like just, you know, pacing

up and down like this streaming.

And yeah, I can do some reversal showing

myself like that and then flip it around.

I can't really do that with a laptop.

It's stationary.

Unless I get a webcam with a really long

wire,

then I have to get a mic as well.

It's kind of annoying, you've got to set

all that stuff up.

It's just easier on the phone.

But the other thing is, I don't know if

my data would be good at that really high

apartment.

This is pretty— try advertising your

OnlyFans more on Twitter.

Good luck with new apartment.

Oh, thank you.

I don't know where to advertise it to.

Maybe there's like gay communities on

subreddits.

Could try and advertise there.

I might make a Pornhub channel too.

Well, I have one.

I just forgot the password.

I think my Pornhub made like $2 last year

from what's on it already.

Yeah, I won't have— I don't have internet

set up at the new place.

I have to set that up myself, but if my

data works fine, then I might not bother

because it's like an extra expense if I

have internet as well.

I'm already paying for my phone bill.

It's in the middle of the city, so I

should have good connection.

It's just It's really high up, so I don't

know if the connection changes depending

on how high up you are.

How much do I get for bits?

I think it's $1 for 100 bits.

And then how powerful is the Steam Deck?

I saw some videos, they said the Steam

Deck can play modern games at medium and

high graphics, which is pretty impressive

considering it's handheld portable.

It does look way better than the Switch,

to be honest.

I don't know, it's gonna be at least

double this— double that— the weight of

the Switch.

Battery is not gonna last as long,

and it doesn't have Mario Kart, but then

you could play Chivalry 2 on it.

Oh, that's cool, I didn't think of that.

Chivalry 2 on the Steam Deck would be

amazing because that game's pretty good

for controllers.

It's just Rainbow Six.

I don't know if I'd want to play on the

controller, and then I don't want to go

around buying a monitor and keyboard and

stuff.

Hmm, depends really.

How much is it?

I want to get the OLED Switch too because

it looks cool.

I want to get everything really, even

though I don't need it.

I couldn't buy beer yesterday because I

forgot my ID.

Apparently I don't look old enough.

The funny thing is the guy asking me for

ID was probably like half my age.

I guess when you can't see my face from

the mask

I look a lot younger.

I think it's my hairstyle.

It looks like a young hairstyle.

If I cover my face, I look pretty young,

don't I?

I should have known better.

Why do I keep forgetting that I should

have my ID?

I was gonna have a nice

Spotted Goblin, or whatever that craft

beer is called.

It looks so tasty.

But then when I stopped getting— what?

What's happening?

Am I streaming?

It said disconnected, reconnected, then

connected.

I think it's cuz my clothing.

I wear hoodie and then I've got a backpack

looks like a school bag.

I probably look like I'm 16.

I can't believe people think I look under

18.

It's just so weird.

I wish I was under 18 again.

Oh, listen to those cracking knees.

My joints are creaking.

Such a shame.

Go buy it now, bring the stream.

No, it's too hot, I'd melt.

Then I don't have Wi-Fi out, so I have to

connect my phone.

Why is it upside down?

The hell?

What did I do?

I've— why is it upside down?

Am I upside down?

It looks upside down to me.

Oh, I've broken it for me.

For me it's upside down.

What?

Oh, I fixed it.

That was weird.

Okay,

okay, markets close in 50 minutes, but I

don't really care.

I finished my trading for today.

Just do a quick check.

Look at my trades.

Look at all these greens.

So I started off the day making a really

big mistake trying to short the NASDAQ,

lost £19.

Tried shorting NIO, lost £10.

So those are my £30 losses.

Then I managed to recoup the losses by— I

got £10 Virgin Galactic.

DraftKings, NIO, £11, then £20, £5.

So ended the day in the green.

Pretty good,

pretty good.

And then I did this,

my charting.

I don't know how much is actually helping

though.

Oh my God, NIO went up more.

I should have kept it.

I think I sold here.

Damn, it's hot.

I think I'll take out the rubbish tomorrow

morning when I check out.

Oh, I should have taken it out today and

bought a beer.

Should I get a beer?

I could get one on Uber Eats.

No, I don't want to.

Same problem as last time.

The trash is full.

No, I've been emptying it.

I got myself some bin bags.

Bin bags.

It's quite a lot.

Got these as well.

Reminds me of Germany.

I bought these in Germany as well.

Let's do washing.

Laundry.

How long is the contract?

It's 6 months.

Get your mum to mail your ID.

I've got ID, it's my passport.

It's just I left it in the room when I

went shopping because I didn't think I

would need it.

Actually, when I was trying to get a

H-O-O-K-E-R,

I thought she was coming, so I hid my

valuable stuff.

Every time I get a hooker, I always hide

my really valuable things like my

passport, my cards, my phones and tablets.

So I put the tablet and stuff under the

bed, and then I found a sneaky place up

here.

I put my passport and stuff up there, and

then I forgot to take it out when I went

shopping.

I just do that in case they come with a

pimp and then they rob me or something.

You never know if these people are shady.

I mean, they have sex for a living.

They're pretty desperate, aren't they?

They might rob you.

You know, they'll knock on the door, maybe

the pimp's hiding around the corner, and

then he busts in and robs you.

Then at least I don't lose my cards and

passport and stuff.

Greece, uh, I talked to the Greece girl.

She said September.

She said I could come now, but then I have

to go to her town, which is kind of in the

middle of nowhere.

It takes like 2 hours to get to from

Athens.

I said I'd rather meet in Athens because

it'd be easier.

She said she wouldn't be able to come to

Athens until September, so I think

September would be better.

It would be cooler, and then I would have

had a few months to settle my new place.

And I'll have some time to save up some

money too.

I don't really feel like rushing off there

straight away.

Then I might also go to Berlin.

A girl in Berlin messaged me.

She seems nice.

She said I should sell my videos as an

NFT.

She said she works in some, some kind of

related industry.

She said it would be a good idea.

I don't know.

I feel like it's a bit like trying to scam

people.

Buy my video as an NFT.

You can own a part of

why I cheated on my wife.

My hit viral why I had sex with a sex

doll.

You can own a piece.

But I like how she thinks.

She's— she sounds business savvy.

She said she wants a cut, a percentage, if

she helps me set it up.

Do you think I could make some money doing

the NFT thing?

I don't know, it's just like I don't like

all this, like doing a crypto coin and

promoting stuff.

I hate having to sell stuff.

I'm not a salesman.

Guys, buy my merch, it's 10% off.

Buy my OnlyFans, only $10 a month, plus

you get access to all of my previous

OnlyFans from since a year ago.

Bang for your buck.

I hate having to sell stuff like that.

I'm not really a salesman.

I feel like the NFT thing's already kind

of blown over.

Now people are doing crypto coin scams.

Also, I'm too lazy to bother.

Yeah, that was my best meme video there.

Love the STD thing.

People loved it.

It was shared around all over different

cringe Reddits.

Too bad it didn't get many views.

It got a couple hundred K, but

from the exposure it got, even from that

famous Tosh.0 guy who has like 10 million

followers on Facebook, and he shared it

too.

Considering how much exposure it got, it

didn't even get quarter of a million

views.

It's a bit disappointing.

I think the title was I Got an Infection

from My Love Doll.

Okay, I guess we gotta start packing.

Ah, I hope the hotel lets me check in

early.

I don't want to sit around for like 4

hours.

Otherwise I have to find like, uh, maybe I

can get a Starbucks, sit in Starbucks

4 hours.

I booked into this hotel, looks quite

nice.

And then we go to the real estate agent,

pick up the keys, and then they'll

probably do some explaining.

And then I hope they help me set up the

utilities cuz I don't know how to do that.

He said it's easy, just have to switch,

switch over the names.

Why can't they pay for it and then just

add the bill to the rent?

Why do I have to do it?

So I'll do a livestream in the hotel,

maybe get some KFC.

You have to— I think you have to read a

meter.

So there's the water meter.

I better not open this because I did

hoovering and then I just shoved it all in

there.

If you open it, it's all going to fall

out.

But there's a little meter, it's got

numbers on it.

What do I do with that?

Tell them the number?

So hot today.

Oh, I don't know where to begin packing.

Let's just get my clothes, I guess.

I've got too many clothes.

Why did I bring 2 of my Jack Jones

sweaters?

I didn't even wear these underwear.

I changed my underwear maybe 4 times.

I mean, once every 4 days.

This place was boring.

Yeah, I guess so.

It was pretty exciting.

Oh, these girl panties always shocks me

because I keep forgetting I brought my

girl panties with me.

I guess I could wear them for OnlyFans.

I had such high hopes for this place.

Where's the next flat?

The next flat is in that direction.

It's quite nearby.

It's in the city centre.

I'm gonna be a city liver, like on

Friends, in my own apartment, but I don't

have any friends.

Life, life looks like it'd be so fun if it

was like on Friends.

I was watching Friends again on YouTube.

They were so good-looking, weren't they?

Well, Courteney Cox was pretty cute with

that fringe hairstyle.

I think I like Monica most looks-wise.

Would I go to other UK cities?

Only if a girl summoned me, otherwise I

don't see the point.

So I need those tomorrow.

I need this tomorrow.

I don't know about this.

No, I don't need this.

My shaver's charged already.

Oh, I hate packing.

Courteney Cox, she had too much surgery

and Botox, didn't she?

She looks kind of weird now.

The adventure carries on.

It's not an overpriced hotel, it's a

reasonably priced one.

It's not a super cheap one.

But it's got a cool interior that would

look nice on film.

Also, I got a small room.

So here's my psychology.

I decided to get a small hotel room so

that when I move into my new place, it's

going to feel so big compared to my small

hotel room.

Because if I got a really fancy big hotel

room and then I moved from that into my

smaller apartment, it would feel really

small.

That's how I trick my brain,

because the new place is— yeah, I'm a bit

concerned it might be a bit small.

It's like this big, and then that area has

got the bed, and that's it really.

It's like this and then this.

So it's a lot smaller than this place.

This place is probably 450 square foot.

And then the new place is probably 250

square foot.

Why did I put the sheet on the table?

So I can dry it.

Dry it in the sunlight.

It's already dry actually.

That was quick.

Mmm, smells fresh.

Dry on the balcony.

What balcony?

Off this piece of glass?

It might blow away.

No, this is fine.

This is fine.

Ah, okay, let's get to it.

Show you my secret packing skills.

Look, do you remember this pair of red

underwear my mum got me on Christmas when

me and Shaira went back?

Ho ho ho.

Quite nice.

Was it worth it to go to Manchester?

Well, so far, not really.

Nothing really happened.

Didn't get to meet the girl.

No one cares.

I mean, the views are still shit,

so content-wise, no one's interested

still.

I don't know what people want.

They just want like some relationship

drama again.

I guess

I can't give it to them because girls

don't want to meet me and they don't want

to be on film either.

Chihiro was the only one crazy enough to

let me film everything.

You roll your pants into tight rolls,

stuff it in the bottom.

Could make up some drama.

Yeah, but I just— I can't be bothered.

I hate making fake stories up.

I'd rather just stream.

It's not fun when it's fake.

It was only fun before because it was real

and I was excited to share my new

relationship with everyone.

Oh look, my merch shirt.

I might get rid of this.

I don't really like it.

I don't really like grey.

I like either white or black.

Hmm, I want to ditch some clothing because

my bag's going to be too full.

Might ditch this.

Hmm, I need a fresh shirt for tomorrow.

This one smells.

Might wear my black one.

Look, I'm wearing my own merch because no

one bought it.

I'm gonna wear my own stock.

Official, designed by me.

So I'll wear that tomorrow.

That'll be tomorrow's outfit.

I don't think I can wear one of these

jumpers on top, it's way too hot.

So I'm gonna pack all my long sleeves.

Pack my long sleeves, just

roll it up.

I should promote my Amazon links more

because they still make like $50 a month

and I haven't promoted my Amazon affiliate

link in in ages, so someone's still using

it.

And it's great because you're not giving

me money, you're just using my, my link,

and when you do your Amazon buying, I get

a cut of what, what you bought.

So you're buying stuff anyway.

I'm just— I'm, I'm benefiting from you

buying stuff on Amazon.

It's pretty funny.

I should link it more,

but you have to do it like this.

You're supposed to buy an item and then

show everyone, say, hey guys, I've got

this really cool item, click my link to

get one too.

Oh, has anyone seen all the moaning?

People are non-stop moaning about Jeff

Bezos going into space.

Is so stupid.

Leave the man alone, he earned his money.

We're whining about him not paying tax.

Surely he must pay some tax.

What do they mean they don't— he doesn't

pay any taxes?

How does he get away with that?

Keeps saying, oh, he's wasting his money

going into space, why doesn't he use it to

help people?

Maybe because people are dicks,

whining all the time.

Never before have I seen anyone— so much

jealousy and anger directed at a

billionaire.

Let the man go into space, he earned it.

I like Jeff Bezos.

He looks like Captain Picard in his space

uniform.

I don't get all the hate towards Jeff

Bezos really.

I just feel like everyone's jealous.

They're like my subreddit haters, just

angry.

He does look a bit like a villain, like an

evil guy with his bald head.

Jeff Bezos doesn't pay taxes and goes into

space for the lulz.

How dare he?

He should be giving his money away.

He could give all his money away to Africa

and then in 2 years it would be all gone.

They would be back to square one anyway.

I wonder how much money— if he gave all

his money away to African countries or

some place, how long would it last before

it's all gone and they're back to square

one?

Don't think it would last long.

It wouldn't really make a huge difference.

It hasn't The UK been sending money

overseas to help Africa for decades and

then nothing changes.

Nothing changes because they're not— it's

the people, they non-stop killing each

other and they just, they can't organize

themselves into like a functioning

government.

Carry on going around enslaving each other

non-stop.

Doesn't matter how much money you funnel

over to them.

It's like a black hole.

An endless pit.

Aren't they doing that now?

Like some— was that Afghanistan?

Yeah, they're just fighting all the time

now.

The military, US military's leaving.

It's just gonna be chaos again.

Just seems like a waste of money.

They're just gonna end up killing each

other all the time.

Why waste your money?

Let's use it on space stuff.

My dick's itchy.

No, I didn't have a shower yesterday.

I have a bath today.

I feel so sweaty and greasy all day, every

day.

The heat is just— oh my God,

the heat is terrible.

I don't know how people are going to the

beach and crowding onto beaches.

I just want to sit in a dark room with the

lights off and the curtains shut.

No, my new place has no AC.

Also the windows.

It has weird windows.

They're like slits

because the building's so high up it can't

have a big open sliding door like that.

The windows are just slits from the

ceiling to the floor and they're about

this wide, and then you open a door and

it's like a metal grating.

Hopefully it's good for ventilation.

Also, there's no curtains.

I don't know how I can put some curtains

up.

I'm thinking of getting these plastic

suction hooks that can go onto the metal

beams and then just hook up some kind of

blanket.

I think I have to write a shopping list of

things to buy.

I have to get stuff like bedding, don't I?

I need to get— because there's a bed and a

mattress, but there's no— I don't think

there's bedsheets or a pillow.

I have to buy pillow, bedsheets, duvet,

duvet cover.

I also have to get— I don't know if I have

to get kitchen stuff.

I might have to get knives, frying pan,

kettle.

Hopefully there's a shop nearby.

Spring-loaded rods, where can I get those?

I tried Googling it on Google Maps.

IKEA.

Is IKEA near?

Could go to IKEA,

get some meatballs too.

Sees him as a girlfriend.

Kanaito is a dad.

Nobita is married.

I'm still single.

Yeah, I'm like Joey from Friends.

In the beginning, he's like a super

playboy.

Fing loads of girls, but in the end he's

the only one single and alone.

Everyone else is married and has kids.

When's Nobita's baby coming out?

Everyone's having bloody babies.

Who else is having a baby?

That PDR-san had a baby with that Meme.

Remember Meme?

She just stopped uploading for 2 years

now.

Busy getting pregnant.

Where are my babies?

I don't know why I bought my GoPro

strap-on.

I don't know when I'd use it.

I don't really do those videos anymore

when I

walk around with my GoPro on.

Maybe I should ditch it.

Do you think I'd ever use it?

The only reason I got it in Japan was so I

could do those walking videos where I walk

into the shops and I don't have to hold a

camera.

I don't really know if I would use it.

It's kind of creepy, isn't it?

I learned it from David Bond, the strap-on

GoPro.

It had its uses.

If I was in Japan, I might use it because

it makes me feel less anxious filming

stuff.

If I go to like a manga cafe and I'll make

a video, like a first-person point of view

experience, but I don't see myself making

any kind of video like that here.

The spring-loaded curtain rod is good

because you don't have to nail or screw

anything into the wall, which I'm not

allowed to do because I'm just renting.

Even though I'm renting, I still have to

look after the place because it's not

mine, and then if I damage it, I would

have to pay.

I had a look at the contract.

Had a lot of stuff in there.

Like, you agree not to put any fixtures

into the walls, you agree to keep the

place in good condition.

Just makes you remember that it's not

really your place still.

You're just renting it still.

It's not really that different to a hotel,

isn't it?

I wonder how much it cost that guy to buy

the place.

It must have been like £150,000 or

£200,000.

I wonder how many apartments are in that

building.

It's a pretty big building.

Maximum amount of savings I've had would

probably be

between £35,000 and £40,000, maybe.

I can't believe I used £20,000 last year

on Germany and all those Airbnbs.

At the time, even if I could go back in

time, I don't think I could change it

because it was all necessary expenditure.

I guess I didn't need to get such an

expensive Airbnb,

but I was on a mission, mission of love.

At least this time I'm only paying Uh, 5K

and then 1K deposit.

Hopefully I get the deposit back.

That means it's only about 10K a year.

The boat hotel, that was quite nice.

It was just a bit, bit noisy, all the

squeaking from the rocking and the

swaying.

But it was, it was a bit uncomfortable

because the ceiling was so low

and it felt kind of claustrophobic inside.

I mean, it's a boat, what do you expect?

But I can just imagine— well, I can't even

imagine how horrible it must be back in

the day when they had to sail to different

countries, being on like a horrible little

boat cabin.

Must have been like torture.

People were so desperate to go explore,

they would do that to themselves.

Get on a boat that gets blown around by

the wind.

I'd rather just stay in my own country.

And then to be on the boat for months.

So weird to go to a different country back

then.

You had to sail on the oceans for months

and months and and then you might get

lost, or you might go shipwrecked, or

pirates might attack you.

Life got a lot easier.

Now, I wouldn't want to get my own flat

because

then I'm stuck with it unless I rent it

out, which sounds like a lot of work.

I guess you don't need Airbnb.

You could just contact one of these real

estate agents and they basically manage it

for you for a fee.

That's what these estate agents do that

I'm dealing with now.

I don't deal with the landlord, I deal

with the estate agent who deals with the

landlord, so it's kind of like a

middleman.

That you're dealing with.

I might wear these tomorrow.

I need fresh panties.

The problem is these, these jumpers take

up a lot of space,

but they're quite nice.

I don't want to get rid of them.

They'll be good in winter.

So I've got until January 22nd to pay my

next rent, which will be £5,000.

It's not too much.

I wonder what, what will happen until

then, between now and then.

Probably nothing.

I'll probably just get bored and then moan

about how bored I am.

Need to try and meet— find someone to

meet,

make content with.

Otherwise people are bored.

Ah, this takes up so much space.

Okay, let's have a break.

That was quite a lot of packing.

Whoa, look at my arm, it looks so freaky.

Look at that, look at my hand, it's huge.

Whoa,

whoa,

that's some long fingers.

That looks pretty funny.

Let me finger you.

That looks so weird.

Look how long it is.

No, don't dox my apartment.

Don't look at my personal information or

I'll sue you

for $1 billion.

Okay, getting a bit peckish.

I've got to try and finish some of this

food.

Uh, what's this black thing?

I thought that was like a cockroach.

I thought there was a bug.

What's a jerk chicken?

Is it a chicken that's not nice?

You utter jerk.

It's Caribbean.

Oh, really, man?

I never had Jamaican.

I hate how in Japan they pronounce Jamaica

as Jamaica.

Sounds really dumb because in English it's

spelled with an AI.

So they just literally translated it to

AI, which in Japanese is ai.

So it sounds like Jamaica when it sounds

really retarded.

I mean, stupid.

Just call it Jamaica,

idiot.

Do I have to take this out the container?

Oh, did I just pierce it?

This is— wow, 468 calories, high in

protein, good for my muscle building.

Oh, I really wish I got beer.

Damn it, had one chance yesterday.

I'll try and get one in the hotel.

It's my iPad M1.

No, it's from 2019.

It was the original.

IPad Pro.

Bought it after my dad died, remember?

I don't see the point upgrading.

It's good enough.

It's not slow.

You really don't need M1 if all you do is

watch YouTube and look at stock charts.

What?

Yes.

I kind of feel sad that I don't do

anything that actually benefits from this

amazing new technology.

M1 sounds really cool, but then I don't

have any need for it.

The stuff I do, you could easily do on a

5-year-old

I think I'm gonna close the curtains.

Too bright.

Why is my stream bad quality?

It's not bad.

720p.

1500 KBS.

Where are

my scissors?

Oh, why do I always lose my scissors?

Ow, what was that?

Looks pixely.

Let me check.

Oh wow, Ninja fell off big time.

He's got 1.5K viewers.

Jesus,

didn't Ninja used to get like 20, 40K

viewers?

Wow,

that's weird.

It's crazy people go from getting 20, 40K

viewers down to just 1K.

Just shows you how

quickly people get bored of you.

What are you talking about?

It looks fine.

Looks fine to me.

Yeah, that's the problem.

Ninja mainly blew up because of the

Fortnite craze.

Now no one cares about Fortnite anymore.

Why doesn't he hop on to the next craze?

What is the next craze?

I mean, yeah, he's a millionaire, but

still,

it is— it doesn't matter how much money

you made or how much money you're still

making.

Going from the highs and then dropping

down to the lows is such a horrible

feeling.

This looks cold.

It's like being a hot girl and then you

age and then no one cares about you

anymore.

Uh,

uh, is that pineapple?

Oh, they put pineapple in it.

I like pineapple as a sweet dessert, not

in rice.

Oh, that's just weird.

Never put fruit with meat.

Such a weird combination.

Pineapple on pizza, um, it's okay.

I still don't like it though.

Pineapple on rice, no, that's just weird.

I cook my meals all the time.

Every stream I've done, I've done cooking.

And this is the only stream

where I've done a microwave meal, and then

all of a sudden getting accused of never

cooking.

It's kind of a sad atmosphere.

I'm not sure why.

It's supposed to be

joyous, like a joyous leaving party, but

instead it feels kind of

Gloomy.

It feels more like the US military leaving

Afghanistan.

It's more like a retreat.

Giving up,

giving up and leaving.

Oh well, at least I tried.

I was thinking about meeting that girl

since last year,