meeting Chris broad and cdawgva in Osaka [mAbxoS0x2ZQ]

Guys, Chris and Connor are just about to

show up. I think I'm where they're

going to come around. I'm not sure where

they're going to stop. I'm thinking

they're going to come around this road.

Going to get them good.

I'm not going to go up to them, I'm just

going to look at them.

It's hard to see on the

map.

Let me talk to you. Hi Daniel, I hope— I

think they're going to stop at Hankyu

Station. Yeah, I don't think they're going

to stop outside Osaka Station, it's too

busy. Oh, thanks, LA Knight.

This would be so funny to see them.

Do you think— I wonder if I stand out,

like, would they be able to see me from a

distance? I was going to buy a face mask,

but I didn't have time. They're pretty

quick on those bikes.

Where are they?

Who's that guy in red?

Do you reckon they'll come around here?

They usually finish the stream in front of

the train station, but I don't know where

they would stand because these train

stations here are pretty busy. There's not

really like a big open space where they

could stand and pose.

Maybe they'll come around here.

I'm not sure which way I'm facing.

Chris Broad and C.VA are right here.

Oh, I can see the Sky Building in the

stream. That means they're coming from— I

reckon they're coming from this

road. I reckon they're coming from this

road.

Open Compass.

I wonder if there's other viewers here

waiting. Where's west? North. That's west

there. Where do you think they're going to

Zoom in on the map.

Yeah, they are. Oh, they're coming from—

stupid Google Maps doesn't show me which

way I'm actually facing. So if Hankyu

is right in front

of me, then if I turn left,

it should be— I don't know which way

they're gonna come from.

Chris will finally get me that drink.

I'm going to zip up my jacket so I can

cover the bottom half of my face.

Where are they?

Oh, where's my phone? Where did I put it?

Oh, it's in here. Getting nervous.

I can't tell. I think they're

gonna come.

Come from that way.

It says point your camera at buildings to

calibrate. Okay, now it should— oh,

I'm facing— no,

I'm facing the wrong way.

They'll be coming this side. They'll be

coming from this road if they're going to

go in front of the station.

Maybe I'll go further down the road.

I reckon they're gonna come from this,

this road over here.

So what I'm planning is we stay a safe

distance. We want to get the shot of them

coming around the road. And hopefully they

won't notice me, and then I'll be able to

like figure out where they're going from

here after they end the stream. Because

Connor said he's doing IRL in the evening

with Pete. I'm not really

sure. I don't want to go up to them. I'm

thinking like main goal, see them.

Side goal, go up to them and get told to

fuck off. I want to ask Connor to tell me

to fuck off. I'm not sure

if I'm brave enough.

I don't think they'll notice.

Okay, I think they're going to be getting

pretty near.

Just gotta

keep an eye on the stream.

Don't need to ask him. Yeah, he's probably

just gonna tell me to fuck off anyway,

but if I ask him to tell me to fuck off,

he might not want to because he's like, I

don't want to tell you if you're asking me

for it.

Maybe I'll go up to Pete and I'll say,

I'm your biggest fan, Pete. Shake his

hand, because Pete's nice.

I don't know, I'm scared. I don't know if

I'm brave enough to do anything. I think

they'll come around this road.

I reckon they'll come around this road.

They're just people. Yeah, people that

I've made very nasty remarks about over

They definitely hate me if they remember

it. Where is this?

I don't recognize this building. I think

they're still not super close, maybe like

another 5 minutes, 10 minutes.

Do you think

they're gonna come around this road and

then come around here? I wonder where

they'll stop to do their little goodbye

thing. If I see the Yodobashi Camera

store, then I'll know. That building is

very noticeable. If I stand here,

they're going to notice me, but then what

They probably can't even remember. Yeah.

Then I have the element of surprise.

Chris, where's my drink? You promised.

What if

they don't stop? Well, they won't. I'm

just gonna film them like going past, and

then I'll giggle, and then follow them

from a distance.

Where are they now?

I should stand up there, maybe.

I wonder if I stand up there it's better.

I'm too close to the ground. Oh, where are

It's hard to predict. I don't

know where they're going to come from.

Who's that guy in red?

Where are they?

It's hard to see, the screen's so small.

I can't tell.

They're on a footpath. I think they're

crossing a road.

Why don't I recognize anything in the

Louis Vuitton.

They're riding on the footpath.

What if they're coming from the other

Are there at Osaka Station?

Oh, they're over there.

Where's Osaka Station entrance? Oh my God,

what if I'm on the wrong side? I think

I'm on the wrong side.

I'm on the wrong side, I think.

Oh no, I'm on the wrong— the other side

has the big entrance. Oh, it's on that

side where all the live music

People— oh my God, I'm so stupid. I

thought they would come around here.

How do I get up there?

Fuck, they're on the other side of the

So what did Thai GF say about yesterday?

What did Thai girlfriend say about

yesterday? Uh, that's too complicated

to get into. Talk about it later.

I think they're on the other side of the

entire building.

Oh my God, I'm so stupid. I don't

even know how to get to the other side.

Where the hell's the entrance? Isn't it

over there? Oh,

it's that building.

I know where they are,

but I need to cross the road.

Oh, how did I get the location wrong?

I see that building with the little brown

bit on the edge.

Where is he?

Over this side.

Ah, I think I missed them.

Where were they? Were inside. The inside

bit.

Oh my God, where?

What? I don't see him.

I think he's in the tunnel thing that I

just came out from.

Oh, did he just go past this bit? Oh, for

fuck's sake, I think they beat me.

There's like a bridge with

a crossing. Oh my God, I've been

waiting here for like half an hour. I

thought they would come out from that side

where the steps were. Are they going into

the station? And oh, the bus stop!

Isn't that where I just came from?

Oh my God, they were at that front

entrance. I should have known. Why did I

wait on the other side?

They're getting a bus or what? Why are

they standing at the bus stop? You ran

away from You

can still catch up.

I think they're running away from me.

What if

their stream's on a delay?

Honestly, no idea where they are.

Was there any viewers waiting for them? I

think they got 28,000 viewers, no one

comes to say hi.

That's where Pete's waiting.

God damn it, I don't even know where the

bus stop thing— wasn't it here?

Okay, we failed the main task.

I know, they're just at some random Okay,

we failed the main objective, but I can

still follow them when they get off the

bikes. I don't know where that is.

Where is that?

Maybe it's— oh, this is where the bus stop

is. I must be close.

Here's the bus stop,

so they must be around this bit.

Are they on the other side of the bus

This is the bus stop.

I think they're on the other side of it.

I don't want to turn the corner and

they're right there. They're like right on

the corner of the exit of the bus stop.

I might— I don't know, they would

definitely notice, I think.

Wait, they're not around that corner, are

they? No, I think it's the other side.

There's like a sign hanging down.

I'm scared they're on the other side of

this, right around the corner.

I think they're on the other of this.

Yeah, they're on the other side of this.

You'll see me, I think you'll see me.

I might hide in here.

Oh, I can see him.

I can see him.

I see Chris.

There he is.

Where are

they going? They're going around the

corner.

They're going around the corner.

They're like right around the corner.

This is way too close.

Oh shit, are they coming back in?

We're coming back into the bus stop.

They're coming

back in.

I'm gonna stand

here as they walk past.

喂，你看。 I

think they went past where I was standing.

Oh, they're getting in a van. They're

going on foot, I guess, now. Where is— I

didn't see that white van.

Where's the white van?

I saw Chris.

Where did they go? I don't see any buses

on the stream. They can't park in the bus

stop. Did they go around the other corner?

I think they went around the other corner.

The other corner.

Oh, when you say it,

I'll get there and

they'll drive off in the van.

What if

they come walking back around this way?

Connor's leaving. God, he's effing really

bad.

Oh yeah, they went around here.

Wow,

I don't see where they could be parked.

It was very nice.

I found them. I think I

found them. I'm gonna just casually

walk past. I found the van.

No, there he is. I'm gonna walk past.

Did I

get him?

Did you

see? They didn't see. I walked

straight past Chris.

The noob, the noob just

got sniped and he didn't even realize.

I've got Pete in the back.

They're getting in the car, aren't they?

I'll film their car driving off.

Why is it black?

They must drive their car past this way.

Yeah, they're in the car. I don't

know where Chris went. I don't think Chris

is joining for the IRL stream.

Did you see Chris on my stream?

They're still over there in the white van.

I don't think Chris is in there.

My knees are shaking right now. This is

like adrenaline dose. Oh my God, I'm

Chris nearly beat me up. Oh, there they

are in the van. I'm gonna stand here as

they drive by.

Here they— the van looks shit.

I'll stand up here.

Here's the

van. There they go.

Ah, they escaped. So who's

in the van? Just Pete.

Did you see me? I'm going to find the VOD

later and see if you can see me outside

the window. This is going to be so funny.

Uh, I've got no life. Oh my

God, I screwed that up big time.

I think Chris went the other way cuz he's

not in van. I don't get it.

Why is Pete holding Connor's string?

This is Sky, read chat. Yeah, but I'm a

little bit preoccupied. My knees are

Chris is not in the van. I'm guessing they

went this way and he's going to get on a

train. I don't know. No,

they're cycling to Tokyo, so I reckon he

got a hotel. And now he's getting to the

hotel. Who's in the van?

Pete? That's not Connor. I think

that's Connor right behind him, cuz Pete

and Connor are going to do IRL stream in

I wonder where they're driving to.

They're probably going to go to Number.

Let's head to Number then. I don't know

where Chris is going. He's probably going

to his hotel. I don't think Chris is

joining them for the stream.

I'm gonna watch my stream back. I want to

see, did I get Chris in the stream? Fuck,

that was our only point of doing this.

Hiding in my room. You got him? Did I get

Hello, my fingers are shaking.

I got him, I got him! I've gone for like 2

Next video, I met Chris. Chris Broad. I

got him! Look,

I got him! Walks right past him.

Chris, such a beta. He didn't even do

anything, didn't defend his woman's honor.

Look, look, look, look,

look! There's Connor,

there's Chris,

and then I got Pete. Oh, they went in

a black van. They had 2 vans. But there's

Pete. Oh my God,

that made my day.

Oh my God, I'm a bit annoyed

though because I didn't look at them. I

was looking at the ground and I pointed my

camera at them. I thought if I looked

towards them, they might look back.

Chris and Daniel reunited 25 years later.

Okay,

now we got to figure out where they're

I don't know where they're going.

Uh, I'm guessing I need Mido Suji Sen.

I'm so sweaty right now.

I got them, got them good.

I got them good.

Okay, so that was objective 1. Objective 2

is I want to shake Pete's

hand. Pete's friendly and I'm pretty sure

he doesn't know who I am, so I could just

say I'm like a fan of his.

Here, he— do you think he wants to shake

my sweaty hand? My hand is actually

drenched in sweat right now.

Shake my hand, Pete. Oh, look at this.

This is so

I literally came in my hands on

the selfie stick. I have no

idea where they're going. They went that

direction. Why do you care

so much about YouTubers? Because I'm

interested in YouTubers. That's why I

became a YouTuber. Duh.

It's like a basketball player being

interested in other basketball players.

I don't know where Chris went. I reckon he

went to his hotel to edit videos or

something. God, my brain right now is

buzzing with adrenaline.

I'm like on an adrenaline high. That's

probably the most famous person I've ever

came so close to.

More famous than that is— I can feel

sweat dripping down my chest.

I'm a bit annoyed I didn't see PewDiePie.

PewDiePie though. PewDiePie went back.

They're with PewDiePie around Hiroshima,

I think.

Imagine seeing PewDiePie in real life, it

would be so weird. It would be like

seeing— I don't know, it would be like

seeing someone who doesn't exist in the

real world in the real world.

I can feel drops of sweat dripping down my

chest.

Chris and Connor, way more famous than

Ice. I mean, they've got

like 30,000 viewers on Twitch,

26,000 viewers. Ice only got that

a couple times in 2017 during his peak.

Chris and Connor, they get this every

Ice was very popular at one point, but he

fell off. Really quick. He was like

shooting straight up, then came right back

down within a year almost, like a meme

coin or something. Goddamn, yeah, I could

have said hello. There's no way though,

I, I couldn't have done that. That would

have been so cringe because I saw Slightly

Homeless snipe Connor and that was the

cringiest thing I've ever seen. I don't

want to do that. I just

want to see them.

I like tap Chris on the back and like,

all right, Chris. Yeah, as if I'm gonna do

that. Can you imagine the shock on his

face though? I think he'd be like stunned

for 2 seconds trying to figure out who I

am, and then it'll probably click, and

then he'll be like, what the fuck, you're

still in Osaka? Weird coincidence

they came through here just as I'm here.

I didn't have the guts, honestly. I didn't

think they'll just get in the van and

drive off so quickly, so I was kind of

surprised how quick it happened.

Okay, what do we do now then? Where do you

think they went? They're definitely going

to go to like Dalton Borey. I might just

walk there.

Imagine I walk all the way there and they

didn't go there. I mean, where else are

they going to go in Osaka though? The only

place to go to hang out is Dotonbori.

Open Compass South.

I think I'm gonna go— go this way.

Oh my God, how do I get that way.

I need to buy a new SIM card as well.

Maybe I'll go to Yodobashi first. Let me

check my data.

Okay, I've got like 6

gigabytes left on the SD card— I mean the

SIM card. Oh my God, the SD card.

Oh wait, my app's frozen.

It's an SD card. Um, I got

6 gigabytes left, it should be enough.

Besides, even if I run out of data, I

can't switch it. I mean, I could, but then

it would disconnect stream, wouldn't it?

I'll get a new one next time. I think 6

gigabytes is enough. I'm not gonna do a

12-hour stream today, just like 5 hours

maybe. Okay,

goddamn it, fucked up

big time. I got the wrong entrance.

I don't even know if I have much footage

for a video, probably like a minute. I'll

probably just clip like a minute, post it,

see if I can get into the hour algorithm,

make $10. I don't

think Chris saw me. He had his head

completely turned. There's— I don't even

think in his peripheral vision he would

have seen me, because, you know, you see

people from the side of your head, they

all look the same unless you're looking

right at them. I look like any other

Japanese guy if you're not focusing on me.

Wow, I just nutted.

Chris doesn't look that big though. I

think I'm bigger than Chris. I think Chris

is like 173 or 172. I think Connor's

like 5'9. I don't know, Connor didn't look

very big either. Isn't Connor the shortest

out of him, Joey, and Garnt? So he's like

5'9, 5'10. I think Connor's slightly Can

I go down there?

Chris isn't tall, he's fat.

Yeah, you ran like a beta when you saw— I

thought they were coming around back into

the bus terminal, but they turned the

other corner. There's like an L-shape of

bus terminals here.

Where, where did I just come from? I don't

even know where to came from. Well, I came

from there. Yeah, there's like one down

there and then one there in an L-shape.

Oh, oh, I'm so stupid now.

I— they were standing here, weren't they?

This is where they were standing, and then

they went in there, and then they stood in

there, and I was on the other side. Look,

that's the building that I saw.

My connection's really good here. Do you

know why? Because I'm using the SIM card

as well as the pocket Wi-Fi at the same

time. Even Connor's

stream— did you see Connor's stream effing

in the bus terminal? But mine wasn't. I

can't believe my setup's better than

Connor's, and he's probably got like 4 SIM

cards, LiveU,

probably like $5,000 of a setup. I think

he's got the Live View Pro as well.

I saw Chris in real life, bet you're

jealous. Goddamn Google Maps

sucks, you always gotta keep recalibrating

the thing so it actually points you in the

right way. Why does it say I'm pointing

that way? I think it is that way.

Open compass. Are you proud of me,

guys? Oh yeah, south is that way.

I'll go down that road just like

before. Are you guys proud of

your boy? I don't

think I'll ever get another opportunity to

snipe Chris though. I don't think he's

coming out tonight, and very

unlikely they come back to Osaka anytime

soon after this.

So that was probably it, saw Chris in the

flesh. What should I do for the video?

I'm thinking creepy music and I'll put

like subtitles, caption: 6 years ago,

Chris Broad promised me a drink. I went to

confront him. I've got like 2 seconds of

him as I walk past, and I got some footage

of him zoomed up, really bad quality

though.

And I got Pete in the backside.

Oh, plug in my charger. Hold on, my hand's

still shaking.

That was the closest I came to YouTube

fame.

That's it really. I mean, I think I've

sniped everyone I wanted to snipe. I still

want to snipe PewDiePie, but he never does

IRL.

And I wasn't going to— how would I even

get to Hiroshima? It was like 2 days ago.

Yeah, I could have gotten on a bullet

train from Shin-Osaka. Well, I'm not gonna

do— I'm not that desperate. I'm not gonna

get on a freaking bullet train to see

PewDiePie for 2 seconds.

Sniping ice. No, I've already sniped him

twice. I lost interest in ice.

Did no one come up to them? So weird.

Multi-millionaires, literal

multi-millionaire YouTubers with billions

of views between them, not a single person

is like, oh, Chris, Connor.

It kind of shows you YouTube fame is not

as big as you think it is compared to

like Hollywood fame. I can't

tell where they are. Where do you think

they are? I think they're trying to hide

where they're going until I get there.

ICE was your golden ticket to what?

Getting hundreds of annoying viewers who

just harass? I don't think I want those

viewers. I've already got a couple of

I've already got a couple troll viewers,

and I think I think that's enough. I don't

really want to add to it.

Okay, I'm still going in the wrong way.

How— Kita Shinji.

How do I get out of this place?

Smells weird, like wet concrete. Go to a

girl bar. No thanks.

I think I go down here.

What now? Now I want to find out where

Connor and Pete are going cuz they're

doing an IRL stream tonight. I think

they're just driving to Nam probably. I

don't know where else you go in Osaka. In

Osaka there's just Namba and Shinsaibashi

if you want to hang out.

So I reckon they're going there.

I reckon they'll go to like a bar or

izakaya. I think I heard Connor say

something about they go into a bar that's

owned by a foreigner. Maybe it's that bar

I was talking about, the Drunken Clam.

Yeah, I want to snipe Pete and Connor this

time. Now Chris isn't there, I'm a bit

more relaxed. Chris is a scary guy.

I find Chris a bit intimidating with his

bulldog stature.

I think Sea Dog will upload the VOD

probably tomorrow or tonight, and then I

can check to see if I'm in it.

They may go to Dotonbori. Yeah, that's

where I'll head. I need to get a drink.

I saw you for 200 milliseconds.

I don't know if I even bothered to— they

go to Hub, really?

If they're in like a pub, I'm gonna go

into the fucking pub. I keep saying to

myself, I want to go into a pub and see

what it's like. This would be a great

chance to do that. I'll put the camera in

my bag strap and I'll like order a beer

right next to them.

That's what I want to do.

Open compass.

South.

Uh, where's this place?

I will go this way and then go down that

big road.

Okay, now the excitement is over, let's

talk about me, my favorite

topic. So I had a big conversation with my

girlfriend earlier today. She was pretty

mad about the Sunny video livestream,

um, but I managed to smooth it over. I

convinced her I am not in love with Sunny

and we did not have sexual relations.

So yeah, she's very dramatic, but then

next day she calms down, then we talk and

everything's okay again. And then she'll

probably get upset again, and then I gotta

talk to her again. That's just how it is.

But she seems fine now.

I said it was just for content. I'm just

trying to make money on YouTube. And, um,

yeah, I'm not meeting girls because I'm

like trying to hook up with them. It's

just for YouTube, just trying to make some

money and make content for my viewers.

Now, if I wanted sex, I'd just go and pay

for it and do it secretly. Why don't I do

it on YouTube broadcasting it live?

Why did you say it's over? Well, certain

things are over.

Which things? I don't know, it's up to

you.

People just like to watch me hang out with

girls and women.

Are you finally broke? No, I made $2,400

in March. Doing pretty well.

She said she's going back to Thailand next

I kind of wish I stood behind Chris now

and just filmed him until he turned

around. He disappeared pretty quickly,

didn't he, after he put the bike in the

black van? Did you see where he went? I

think he just turned around the corner and

went to the train station.

I'm pretty sure he just went to the train

station. Train station and went to his

hotel. He probably got like the Grand

Deluxe Hotel that's right above Osaka

Station because they're probably going to

start the bike trip tomorrow from where

they left off, which would be at Osaka

Station. Oh, I could camp out at night and

wait for them to come out. Oh, should I

snipe them again tomorrow in the morning?

Or what if I book a hotel tonight too and

then I'll come out as they're coming out,

and I'll get a bicycle too and follow

them. What about that?

Yeah, Chris probably booked like $2,000

deluxe hotel room with private onsen,

and then he's gonna get like 20 Family

Mart fried chickens, making all the

exercise he did a waste of time.

Am I going the right

way? Yeah.

This traffic light's so stupid.

Completely red for no reason. Even the

traffic lights for the cars are red, and

then the pedestrian crossing lights stay

red for like 10 seconds. So annoying.

I wish it could just detect if there's no

traffic or not and then go green.

I can't believe I missed them. Oh, so

annoying. I was waiting on the other other

side of the station. Should have known

they would come from that side where

there's not many people. All the people go

the other side because that's where the

nice little fountain is and the steps.

Okay, 1-hour walk to Namba. If you guys

can find out where they're gone, I'll

probably just get on the train.

So that was like the side quest,

side objective. Now we go for the main

objective. I knew Chris wasn't going to

join them for the IRL. I don't think Chris

really likes IRL. He just does the cycling

because he wants to exercise.

I think it's just like a way for him to

exercise and make some videos out of it.

Don't know how he does

3 cycle thons and keeps

redoing the same content over and over

again, and he never loses any weight.

He's always still fat. What's the point?

He'll go hard on exercising,

lose a load of weight, and then just put

it all back on again. Guy's got no

self-control. Oh, McDonald's!

McDonald's every stream challenge.

Donuts. Will you snipe Ice? No,

he's in Tokyo anyway. I'm not going to

Tokyo, although I could have met Shin.

I don't know if Shin wants to meet still.

Imagine my girlfriend, she's like, oh my

God, another girl who's

young and skinny.

Maybe I'll like um, give my poor

girlfriend a rest.

If I go to Tokyo, I could have met— Ice is

not in Osaka. I checked the stream, it's

in Tokyo, I think.

I don't know, couldn't really tell.

So if I go to Tokyo, I could have met Ice,

Sam, Shin,

No, Venus doesn't want to meet anymore.

She just ghosted me. I think Venus is

having like some kind of weird mental

breakdown again.

You're not new to this channel, Rumpel.

Seen you in every stream saying you're new

I don't think anyone here is new to the

channel. The channel doesn't grow,

really doubt. I mean, I didn't even get

any new subs from Sora. I've got like 10

and then I think I lost them all straight

away. I lost more subs

after, uh, after meeting Sora than I

gained. I think you'd gain at least like

20.

Kind of expected it, but I,

I don't make content like Sora does.

Venus was kicked out of her boyfriend's

house and drinking again. Oh my God,

she's such a train wreck.

Yeah, she also says she lost access to her

YouTube account. How'd you just lose

access to your YouTube account?

Yeah, where are they? See if I can see

you from the road.

Can't tell.

Where does that look like? It's like

Shinsaibashi number.

Shinsaibashi! I fucking knew it. God,

I'm like an Osaka expert. I look at a

street and I instantly know where it is.

They're at Shinsaibashi.

Maybe I get a train, otherwise you're

gonna walk for like an hour.

I get the train at Yodoyabashi.

So predictable.

Oh, this is where I came with Sunny back

when times were good.

Venus's full name, I think, is Venus

Palermo. Venus is actually her real name.

It's a cute name, I guess.

Unique.

I mentioned you What did he say?

You can call people names after any

planet, like Mars, uh,

Jupiter. Don't know about Saturn.

Uh, maybe not Uranus.

Meet my daughter Uranus. Uranus Lord.

Uranus Lord.

Mercury is kind of cool. Pluto's a dog.

Name your daughter Daniela. I will name

her Victoria.

I think my legs are back to full strength.

I've got no pain. I was really tired

yesterday and the day before, but I ate

loads of protein from yakiniku. Now I feel

pretty good. Uh, here's the metro.

Uh, can I get to Shinsaibashi from here?

Higobashi. I think I can.

LOL, I walked right past Chris, didn't

even see. Haha, noob.

Zero spatial awareness.

How do

I get Shinsaibashi?

Um,

number— why are the train names in Chinese

and Korean? Shinsaibashi.

I don't think it goes— it goes It goes to

Honmachi but not Shinsa. It goes to Namba.

Maybe I'll go straight to Namba.

I hope people watch where they're

going when it's suddenly turned.

If you're driving in a car, you wouldn't

just suddenly turn, would you? You look in

the mirrors. But when people are walking,

it's like they've got no brains anymore.

Like, they, they dash out in front of you

and then just suddenly stop, or they dash

out in front of you and then they walk

really slow, or they overtake you and then

walk really slow in front of you, or they

suddenly turn and stick their arm out. I

think people need like a lesson, a course

in school how to walk. You have

to take a course when you learn to drive.

I'm really aware

when I'm walking because I don't want to

get smacked in the face with someone

pointing their hand.

I don't know if I'd bother making a video.

It'll probably get like 4K views.

It'll get like 4K views and make $8.

Uh, are you sure this goes to Namba? Oh

yeah, Namba, like Kokuchou.

Show your sweaty hand. Yeah. The next stop

is Onmachi. Station Y13.

Passengers may transfer here.

Station number Y13.

Passengers can transfer here to the Chuo

Line. The doors on the left side will

open. Please be careful.

Where are they?

Oh, they're in Dalton Quarry. I knew it.

Yeah, I should have just gotten straight

on the train.

次 は 四 橋 です。 中 堀

鶴 見 緑 地 線 は お 乗 り 換 え です。 出 口 は

右 側 に 変 わ ります。 The next stop is 四

橋。 Station number Y 14.

Pass engers, transfer here.

Next station, Yotsubashi. We will be

stopping at Yotsubashi Station number

Y14. Passengers can transfer here to the

Naraori Tsukumiyokuchika

Line. The doors on the right side will

open. Please be careful with the train

次 は

南 馬 です。 千 日 前 線、 J R 線、 近 鉄 線、

南 海 線、 阪 神 線 は お 乗 り 換 え です。 The next

stop is N amba Station number Y 15.

Pass engers transfer here for the Sen ch

ima e Line, JR Line, Ke ik ets u Line, N

amba Line, and Hans hin Line. 初 めて

の 方 は 対 象 商 品 50 キ ャ ンペ ーン 中、 コ ンタ

ク ト の ア イ ス ク リ ーム、 住 宅 用 不 動 産

ロ ット ロ ーン の いつ い す み と も フ ァ スト。 Station

on Line 15.

Outages have occurred here. Subway on

JR Line, Yudensei Line,

Nankai Line, and Hanshin Line.

Where is the stone boring?

How do I get to

the bridge?

There it is.

Ground level first.

So, Osaka Air Terminal,

Dotonbori.

Oh, it's dark

already. Okay, where the hell is this?

What? That's that hotel. This is

where I came with Take your time.

Where are they

I think it's that way. Open company.

Us. Should be west.

Are they still in Dotonbori?

Came out the wrong exit.

If I follow this bit and then turn left,

I should get there.

I think I'm going the wrong way.

Oh my God, I'm going the wrong way.

I think it's that way.

Isn't it this way?

I'm pretty

sure it's this way. Yeah, Dotonbori.

Okay, where are they?

Imagine they go in a restaurant and

they're streaming in it, and I go in and

then I get kicked out for streaming. I'd

be pissed. We'll go discreet

mode. Okay, where are they now?

I think they're just walking up and down

that busy, busy street.

This is Dalton Wharrie entrance.

We're on the red light district.

You hear the neon signs buzzing?

Dangerous.

Oh, me and Tinker Sam came to Swap Hotel.

We made love.

Yeah, me and Tinker Sam took a photo here

too. Too, 6 years ago.

I could definitely hear Pete if I was in

here, so loud.

It's kind of a quiet night. What day is

it? Oh, Sunday.

Sunday night. A lot of white guys.

I reckon they're down this street. Is

Connor with them? I think he is.

I don't know about those other guys, Ian

and Pete.

And I don't really care that much about

Pete, to be honest. I kind of just want to

get close to Connor because he's more

Okay, where are they?

Could have just said hi to one of them.

To who?

Oh, they're at Don Quijote. That's Don

Quijote right there. Wait, are they here?

Donkey— maybe it's a different Don

Quijote.

No, this is the wrong side. Oh, it's that

side. I need to go on to that side. I

think there's another Donkey.

Okay, well, like, I'm pretty sure they're

on this side.

Copyright music. I think

they're down here. How come

last time, last year, I tried streaming

here, I kept disconnecting, but now I'm

fine? Not one disconnect.

There's PT Pete.

Oh, there's the donkey. Are they moving or

just standing?

We have got to get Connor to tell me to

fuck off. If I don't

get that done, I will feel pretty

disappointed.

There's, um, red and blue, red and

blue squares.

Where is that red

and blue? He's on the side with the red

and blue squares. It's probably

up this way.

Are they moving or what?

There's the donkey. Jesus Christ, it's so

crowded. What are they doing there?

Queuing up to go into Donkey or what?

I think the blue and red squares are on

the other side of this staircase.

For the boat. Okay,

these people are blocking me.

What? Where are those red and blue

squares? There's so

much else up here.

Where are

they? Is that

big bridge, the famous bridge.

Have I walked past the big bridge, or is

it up ahead? I think it's up ahead.

It must be up ahead. There's no way it's

behind me. I would have seen it.

I think it's near the Glico sign.

Oh my

God, why is this so long.

Place with a what? Squid. My Going

the right way.

Oh.

I think I'm going the wrong way.

Where are they?

This is like the end of the bridge— I

mean, the river. The big yellow

sign.

Coming back down. I think I walked past

it. There's nothing more down that side.

Look for the bridge. This is the bridge,

isn't it? There's the big Ferris wheel.

I think I walked straight past it. Oh my

God,

like,

what the There's

only one in the main part. How did I walk

past it? There was like a big

yellow Asahi sign. Oh, this is so

annoying. How the hell did I walk past it?

Where's that big bridge? It's Daniel

trying to snipe Connor. Yeah.

Yeah, they're on this river.

I think I went the wrong way. Should have

gone further up that way, not back this

I saw Chris, Sunny. I saw Chris. I walked

past him, but he didn't see me. But then

he disappeared. I think he went to a

hotel. He's probably gone to Thomas.

Oh, there's the yellow Asahi building.

I can't believe it. How did I miss— how do

I walk right past it?

Why didn't

you talk to him? I was too scared.

He looked really tired and fed up. He just

put his bike into a van and then he walked

the other way. I think he went to the

train stations. Yeah,

they definitely walked this way. I might

have walked past them, I don't know.

Is Connor still wearing his colorful bike

gear? I can't believe I can't see them.

Maybe they're not as loud as I thought

they are.

She's pointing at the ground.

She just said the N-word.

Chinese sounds so weird. I don't know,

she looks cute, but then there's the sound

coming out of her mouth. It's like, uh,

Don't get it. How can someone look so cute

and then sound so— but sometimes you ever

talk to girls on the phone and they sound

really cute, and then you meet them and

they're not cute.

If I heard her voice on the phone, I'd be

like, you sound like a 60-year-old

grandma, but she's actually cute.

He's just pointing the camera at the

floor, I can't tell where he is. Further

up. Oh, there's the Asahi thing.

Look,

they're on some kind of wooden planks like

me. Did they lag? Why is it frozen?

Oh, the— there's a blue boat going past

them. Is that it?

Connor has the camera on his shoulder.

Fix my hair.

I think they're on this side of the river,

don't you?

Oh, this is where they bridge is.

I think I'm getting close.

I think they were here. I think, I think

I see him. Is that him in the white

t-shirt? I found him, I found him! He's—

Connor's wearing the white t-shirt. I'm

gonna like stand like CP.

Okay,

he's with

a bunch of people.

They're taking photos.

They're taking photos. Why don't I just go

up?

Are they coming back around? Are they

going forwards?

I don't want to go up when there's already

people there. We're going up the steps.

There he is.

It's right there.

What's trying to do? Are they going to go

get food?

Should I go up to them now, or because if

I go up to them now, I can't really follow

them anymore. So that'd be weird.

I told you, I told you. They got

What'd I do?

I think he's going

to pee. Oh, watch out.

Do? Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. I think when

they come out the Family Mart, I do it.

Oh my God, just say Connor.

Where should I stand?

Were they saying streaming?

Do I go in? No, if I do it in there, it's

It doesn't he mad at the other people

sniping him? Maybe I'll just stand with my

back turned here,

catch them outside.

Shit, I don't know what to do.

What should I say? He's not mad at the

other snipers, so why would I ask him to

tell me to fuck off?

What are they

doing? Are they just looking at food? Why

are they in the Family Mart?

Fuck,

this is scary. I need to

just like yell his name when there's an

open space.

I feel like they might have noticed me

from earlier. I'm not sure because they'll

notice I'm following. Oh, they're still

I don't want to talk, like stand there and

talk. I just want to say something and

then say bye.

Shake his hand.

Sweaty.

What if they already came? Out and I

didn't notice. Check his stream.

Still in there.

We're still in the family mart.

Oh, they're coming out.

I'm getting

way too close.

The priest told them.

Had a great night's sleep, woke up and was

blessed with Pete's great smile. I didn't

finish, it's a true donation. Hope you

told him I donated this morning to the

stream. Connor,

do you think I could get a picture? Oh

sorry, I'm not doing pictures. Okay,

sorry mate. Could you tell me to fuck off?

Why would I tell you? Because you don't

like stream snipers, right? Uh yeah,

mostly don't. But that's— that's— you want

to tell me to fuck off? All right, fuck

off. Thank you, Connor, you made my night.

Okay, Pete. Can I say it? Yeah, Pete. Can

you tell me? I'm not done talking yet.

All right. Can we just fuck off? Okay.

That was so good. That was great. That was

great. Thank you so much. It's nice.

Sorry. Sorry. My hand's sweaty. We'll do

this. Yeah. There we go. Okay. Okay. Yes.

Alba. Like say hi to Chris for me. All

right. We will do. Thanks. Have a nice

night. See ya. Take care, buddy. See ya.

Fucking yes.

好的。 Oh

my God, oh my God, I feel

Oh my God, that went

perfect.

He didn't know who I was, did he? He had

no idea.

I need to go somewhere quiet. My heart is

gonna explode.

Oh my God, that went so well.

I don't think he knew I was, did he?

He definitely saw my stream, I think.

Oh my God. Oh. Where can I go?

I need to sit down.

Oh yeah, did you see him? I said, can you,

uh, can you tell me to fuck off? Does he

not remember when he told homeless to fuck

off? Oh my God, I did it!

I touched Connor. He's definitely not