Kick Livestreams/MEGA DAY OUT 2025-08-08 19_22 [82866622-mega-day-out] 480p

Testing. Hmm Hmm. Okay. Am I going to get another monitor? No, not really. Hmm. Strange stuff. Where are we going? Hmm? Not sure. Really not. The UCT Weather's not good enough for that. I think it's not raining today. It's still wet. It's towel. It's weird 'cause this one's dry. This one's wet. So Indian girl's Bumble account got deleted. It now says deleted user. Kind of suspicious isn't it? Does she get banned or does she delete herself or is it a troll? She didn't reply to my text last night. And Myanmar girl unmatched me on the other dating app. She probably blocked me on WhatsApp too 'cause I didn't reply to her. So we just got a gamer girl. I don't know about Spanish girl. She might be in Spain I suppose. She's not replying. So a gamer girl who doesn't talk. An Indian girl who seems very sass. I've got Indian girl's phone number. Just says deleted account. Deleted member. Supposed to be meeting gamer girl next weekend and maybe I should send her a text today just in case I edited the phone video today. So I might, I might make it public or later. Not now. Game girl just doesn't really talk. I'm not sure where to go. The weather still kind of sucks. Yeah, I dunno what to talk about. I really talk, he talks about hobbies and he talked about meeting. He didn't really ask me anything. I, I asked a lot of questions about gaming, like what she's into and stuff. She didn't really ask much back and then the conversation kind of just died. If I, I dunno if I can do something interesting and take a photo and send it to her. Really can't be bothered at the moment. Hmm. Where this socks? I think it would be sunny tomorrow. Ah hmm. I'm saving the bridge again for when it's good weather today. I don't know, maybe. How do I need to go Tesco? Not really. I've gotta do 14 yesterday I only made a hundred dollars for eight hours and a half. I've gotta start pumping in the hours. I was thinking of making a note for the door. I think it's gotta be short. It's gotta be like, um, like escorts. That's please leave. I am being impersonated. Well I don't really care what the neighbors think. I'm gonna look at my door. Are they escorts? Please leave. I'm being impersonated online. Yeah, I could use my print actually. <laugh> escorts please leave. I'm being impersonated. Not interested being impersonated. Please report that phone number. I wonder if it's someone in the UK or if they're using like a virtual number. I mean if they wanna pay you for the escort for me. Sure. I'll, I mean I'll in the stream and I'll fuck that but I'm not paying there. Better be a woman as well. You pay for it? No, if they pay for a, if it's a guy I'm not opening the door escorts please leave. I'm being impersonated. Not interested. Go away. Well else should I add? So please leave on being impersonated. I edited the phone video. I wanted to do the venous energetic video. But this stupid body is so long. I can't find the clip where I can't find the clip where she asked me to be her girlfriend. I can't be bothered to go through all. Thanks for clipping. Not you guys can't even clip stuff. I could do all myself. Her. I should have hit the record button when she was talking or before she phone. Yeah. These um, escorts don't lie. Still online payments. Do they? I dunno why tax? If it was YouTube, someone would've timestamped when it happened in the comments. The problem is, um, on kick. You don't have comments after this Escorts please leave. I'm being impersonated online. Yeah, band the timestamp guy. 'cause people would just reading the timestamps and not watching the stream, they'd be like, oh thanks. Timestamps didn't have to watch the dream. Yeah, fuck off then maybe I'll put my phone number and then I can talk to them without going to the door. Someone leave the phone. This is the phone. This the phone. Sorry. Okay. Okay. Other way towards coming back. I put the title as I found an iPhone. What would be better then they'll have your number. I don't care. I've got like five numbers. Why would I care if they have my number? I've only got one main number that I wouldn't share with people. You know, I've got like six sim cards for streaming. I like, I found an iPhone 'cause it seems like I'm gonna steer that and then it will rage paid people. Maybe I wonder if I put it in red or yellow. Maybe I put it in red. Escorts. Please leave. I'm being impersonated online. <laugh> Or maybe the tho the font. No, that's okay. It's my thumbnail font. I wonder if it's gonna print well with that color. My audience like a good rage bait, don't they? No. Daniel, that wasn't your phone. You should have taken it to the police. You should have done this. You should. You should do it. Oh, it's such bossy, bossy whining. Viewers nagging about everything. Escort. Please leave. I'm being impersonated online. Um, yeah. And then I, I ban them for a couple hours and they sulk like a little baby and they don't come back again. Such a bunch of little bitches like tv. They talk shit and then I get mad at them and they stole off like a little fucking worse. Moses, maybe Daniel got mad at me 'cause I was being rude to him. Oh, you what you think's gonna happen if you can't take it, don't dish it out. Fucking whining. Fucking little bitches. A bunch of babies. Crybaby whining. Little fucking crybaby bitches. These people sick and tired of them like they think I'm going to treat them like they're my God or something. Just 'cause they're my viewer. Each shit don't care about audience depletion or fuck off them. I think I'm gonna like beg and brow nose you just 'cause you might viewer then you don't know me very well. I'd rather my chant die than have to kow to the lights of tv. Eat my fucking that fucking morons. If you're respectful to me, I'll be respectful to you. That's how it works. Okay? If you are rude to me, I'll be rude back to you. If you don't like it, you can fuck the fuck off. Okay? Yeah. Be rude. Be my guess. I'll be rude back to you. But don't start crying like a bitch. TV was a rude little crybaby bitch and he got bad and he couldn't take it. The same with moon. Really? Entitled viewers I did not book you. How about that? Put this in a different color. Green. How's that? You can fucking fuck the fuck off. How about that? Escorts, please leave. I'm being impersonated online. I did not book you. Thanks. Middle part Amber. Yeah. How if I can get glow in the dark ink? Oh no. It makes my head a bit dizzy. Looking at that. It's making me dizzy. I put it back to red or black. No <laugh>. Uh, stupid escorts. Why don't they take some kind of prepayment or verify who they're meeting? Why are they so fucking dumb Wasting their petrol. Imagine not verifying before you go drive out an hour to someone. Please leave. I'm being Aly. Did not book you CCCV surveillance. Maybe I'll print out a second page that has CCTV surveillance sign. I should get one. Like a proper one. My sister got one 'cause those gypsies came over. Oh, I use my printer. 24 hour CCTV. Yeah. And beware of the dog and beware of rage. Raving lunatic in the house. Armed offices. Marshals on the premises. I just want the picture. I don't wanna buy the thing. Go away. How do I get the picture bigger? I just want the picture. Stop showing me things to buy. Oh my god. Where the picture? Why is it showing price tags? Oh my god. It go to Google. Bing. It sucks. Mm-hmm <affirmative> 500 pixels. I need better quality. Well, so I wanna move my camera to the downstairs window so I have, 'cause my current setup is like bird's eye view. Can't really see faces. Sign image. 24 hour video surveillance about that one. Oh, they want me to pay for this stupid stock photo. Uh, it's pretty good. I guess with this print screen. Oh yeah. Hmm. I haven't plugged in my printer in ages. It is such a tiny flat plug. I haven't connected my computer to the printer. All right. Connect this to the printer. Uh, save image. There's a print button. Photos. Oh my god. Where the hell's the print button? Ah, print. I'll have to press this button. It's not showing the printer. Maybe only download software. Canon printer Software Picker Printer software. What's my printer? Pixma something. MP Navigator. Maybe that's it. Where to go? Yeah, maybe I do it for my phone. Ah, annoying isn't it? 24 hour camera. Recording. Print. How did I do it last time? Oh, I found it. Print. Oh my god. <laugh>. Oh God. See buying the printer was a good idea. Suck at tb. Well why don't you go to the, well why don't you go to a print. Why don't you suck my egg idiot. That doesn't sound good. My genius told you. Getting a printer would be worth it. Now TB will fill the full wrath of my rage. Now he knows what my exes feel like. If you won't watch the content, you become the content. Oh, it's looking good. It's looking yellow. Oh, quality's looking good. I just, I'm happy 'cause I get to use my printer. <laugh>. That towel's gonna stink. It's all wet. Still taking ages. Wow. Hot off the press. That's pretty good. So I'll put that on the other side obviously, but maybe like there. Okay, so for the sign I'm gonna put maybe this escorts Please leave. I'm being impersonated online. It did not book you. What else won't survive the rain? Yeah, I've got a porch. Got like a little roof over my door. Unless the rain blows in sideways. Hmm. It would be nice if I had clear cellar tape and I could cellar tape over it. But I've only got brown celler tape. I don't have any plastic wallets. Also, I wanna put the CCTV camera. I, it would be nice to put it on this window here. Like there. But then the plugs there and that's where I charged my car. I could charge my car from the window like before or I could put the camera here. That means if I put the camera here, my car kind of, it doesn't really give you, doesn't really show who's approaching the door. I do have like a, a little ledge. Like a little roof bit. Hmm. Otherwise I'm have to buy a proper sign. I could have used the photo paper. 'cause this, this is kind of laminated. It's got that shiny gloss. Do you think this message is good? Escorts? Please leave. I'm being impersonated online. I did not book you space it out a bit more. I also need um, blank edges around the border. So I have room for the cell tape. I think that's fine. Mr. Course. Please leave. I'm being impersonated online. I did not book you. Please leave unless you are hot Girl. Who takes PayPal? Hot girls only. No, I worded it. Where's the middle? Do I need to be explicit about the escorts? Yeah because they're all escorts. I mean if someone impersonates me and gets me a date with a hot girl who's not an escort, come on in. Otherwise no thanks. Okay. So what I do is download it. Ah, stupid fucking drawers. Gotta make my life difficult don't you? That's an Amazon knocks on the door and he sees escort <laugh> clean these previously they did not book you <laugh>. Oh wait, I got put it on my drive. Where's the drive? Downward. Okay. And then we have some lunchy lunch or shall have bacon eggs. I've still got the taco stuff. I have tacos again for dinner. I could go to the dump at some point. We need content. I don't know. I'm pretty sure internet will be fine there. It's not that far from the town dump content. It's been a while since I've been to the dump. I used to go there every weekend. I used to go to the dump before going to work. Having a print is pretty good actually. So I think Indian girl or something weird about her. I think she's trolling me. Maybe she recognizes me and she just trolled me or something. 'cause her account got deleted. She's kind of suspicious. Says deleted user. And again, I'll shoot her a message today. Keep her fresh. Otherwise she's gonna think I'm not interested. Maybe I'll buy a dog causing Mr. Wolfie can go to dog hound place. What's it called? The dog hound. Get a vicious canine. What does my account say? I dunno. It says nothing on her account. It says deleted user. Dunno what you mean. Chuff. Weel. Her account says deleted the account's. Deleted. It is on Bumble. My Tinders band. And the color doesn't look very vibrant, does it? It looks kind of dull. I know why. Oh, it's pretty good. Escorts. Please leave. I'm banging person. I put on the door like this. Maybe by a laminating device. A laminator. Yeah. Could we go to Tesco and get some laminated thingies? Maybe they got a stationary section. Could go Kit Hill. Then Tesco get the laminated things and I don't really wanna buy anything else, do I? You also wanna move the camera but then the wire's gonna go across the door. I used to have it here but it would be better if the camera was next to the door. Really the camera has night vision mode, which is really good. The problem is it uses an LED laser and if it's in front of the window it reflects the laser off the glass and then just creates like a big lens fire, which is rubbish. If only there was a plug socket here. Put it there. Could put it here. I guess get the camera. I need a tripod as well. If I put it here, it's gonna go across the door and put it on the window. Uh, if it went flush against the window like that stupid cleaning things here, you know, I could use that thing someone sent me. But then I can't plug in my ferry lights. I could use this. Then I can plug in my car charger and the camera genius and then put this there. Oh, genius. Oh, I'm a fucking genius. Look at that. And I plug this in. Oh look. Oh this is actually a USB cable, not a three pin. I could plug this into my power bank. Fucking genius. And now I need something to prop that. I need something to prop it up. What to use. Venus doesn't talk to me anymore. Sad. She looked just like Mila and sounded like her too. Put it like that. Now if I put it, put it on the glass, how can I stick it to the glass? Oh cell. If it's right on the glass, I can turn on night vision mode. And the LED lens won't reflect off the glass, would it? I dunno if that would work. I think I can just, that kind of works, doesn't it? Let's have a look at what it looks like. Oh. Oh that's fucking good. Oh, I can see their face directly. Oh that's good. I've got a direct view of anyone coming to my door. Yeah, I don't know if the laser's gonna reflect. Not much you can do about, I mean I'm not opening the window to point it out there. I liked it when the girl prostitute came. She was hot. I kept looking her boobs. But the guy ones a bit scary. Especially I could hear the WhatsApp sound getting closer and closer. Like, like they scene Jurassic Park when the T-Rex eats the phone and you could, they could hear the T-Rex coming closer and closer. I thought, oh my God, what's that sound? Imagine you go, oh sorry I don't have any money. He probably would've done it for free. Oh it's okay. I came all the way anyway. Girls would never have sex for free would they? Unless they actually like the guy. Which is, I don't know. It's happened a few times. I guess. Why didn't they ask for my number though? It's not flush. Gore had prostitute sent to his house before. Did he? Fuck her? Who has 500 cash is lying around with. Okay. Fixed on pretty well. It's a good, good angle I think. Uh, it's no point. I mean if you try and get her to come inside and not tell her you're streaming, she's gonna be pissed that you filmed her. I don't think anyone's gonna agree to being on stream. What? What for? She's not getting paid. You need a light. I have one. It's just that it's off usually. Should I have it on? I, I think it's this light. Can't see it now 'cause it's daytime. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Yeah. That's pretty good. I'll put the camera there and look. It's not in the way of the door. And then I can plug the car in there too. Good thing that person bought me this power bank. Power adapter thing. Yeah. Look at it there. The good thing about this camera is it's really light so it's easy to attach. Okay. Yeah. Maybe it's more secure with the light on and then I can put this cable under the doormat but I don't wanna step on it. So they how? Okay. A ring doorbell would be nice but a hundred pounds. I don't really wanna waste a hundred pounds 'cause of some stupid troll. Or to my alle vera. Hm hmm. Okay. And then I wanna go to Tesco later. Okay, that makes sense. Food. I want to go Kit Hill Walkabout. Then Tesco. Get some of these plastic folder sheets so I can waterproof my sign. Maybe they got signs at Tesco. Maybe I'll buy a new Volkswagen t-shirt. I don't really need it. I mainly wanted it so I had a nice shirt to wear in case I go on a date. But it's so cold. Anyway, spot. Clean it again. Maybe if I keep washing it over and over again it will eventually come out. Go. They put too much bread in the bread. Loaf it. Very moldy. Yes. Mm-hmm. One handed crack. Fuck Got egg everywhere. Breakfast. Oh uh, beautiful one. Uh uh. It was hot. I, oh. Oh. If they're not anyway, I'll just say, can you read the sign please? It's explained there. I don't really know what else they need to know. I think the sign pretty much explains everything. Well I've got open my phone. The goal is to get rid of them as quickly as possible without having to explain over and over. I don't ban everybody who interacts. I ban people who are annoying Fucking pres. How do I ban everybody that interacts? How about just don't be annoying and then you won't get banned. TB was not nice. He was constantly whining and insulting me. What the fuck are you talking about? I don't care if he had his best interests, but if he's annoying and calling me names and insulting me, then get the fuck out of here. If you're gonna call me names then I'm gonna call you names back so I don't cry about it. The camera's kind of wonky. It's bugging me a bit. I want to go to Kit Hill and then Tesco <laugh>. He lost 4K 'cause of your stupid shirt <laugh>. Oops. I wonder what that yellow stain was. It was yellow. So it kindt of been pot noodle. Hmm. Maybe it was the schwar. It must have been one of the kebab things. Yo. Yeah, it could have been turmeric from the kebab. I don't know if the tur kebab had turmeric. It must been some kind of Mediterranean, middle Eastern spices. It says cloudy and then slightly sunny from 1:00 PM and then tomorrow very sunny. Next week might be nice. Maybe I'll go to tin to jail. Yeah, I might go soon. The toilet. The car right in front of my car. Someone put that car right in front of my car. The hell they're gone. It is not an offense to film people in a public space. Is it switching to outside mode? Hmm? Testing. Testing, testing. Go for a little drive. How about that? Um hmm. I don't know if I need the battery bank. Yeah, I guess so. In case I'm there for a long time, I can probably get there without maps being so many times. Shirts wrinkly. I didn't stretch it out properly. Squeaky. Mm Now I won't bring the hat. Fucking sound. What the fuck? Why is always so loud when I turn on the car? Okay. A lotus ha. I thought it looked like a lotus. I just said yesterday. You never see lotuses around them. Smell the engine. <silence> <silence> Wasn't even anywhere I called you up. Okay boy shit come up. Oh speed buddy. No mean down. Okay. Nice state there. Why is my phone screening so dark? Uh, I hate it's automatic dimming thing. So let me have the brine. I swear I want it out. Can't see shit. Oh fuck. I forgot my phone. I've got my backup. Sorry. Ah. Oh, why is it looking like that? What a weird border you are on the edge of the web browser. Why is it doing that? Oh, oh. Dark mode. Stupid thing. <affirmative> always something weird happening. Uh, weird white edges around the browser. 'cause I put light mode on by accident. Why is my phone screen so dim? Oh God, the phone's a bit hot inside of the car. Damn. I feel like an expert coming to, I don't even need maps. I know the way here off by heart. I feel like an expert coming here now. An expert setting up the stream here. Kit Hill Conquered. Is it streaming? Hmm? Testing. Testing? Yeah. Okay. Wow. I've got 5G here. The hell. How do I have 5G? Did they add a new thing to the tower? I'm getting like 5G now on ee I was getting 5G. Not on LA Bar though. Yeah, maybe they upgraded the tower 'cause I saw them doing something to it a couple weeks ago. I got 5G. The fuck, maybe I'll switch my thingy to the iPhone hotspot. See if it rips. I think I got EE in the iPhone. Ah, nice day. Warm, nice sun. This is why Kit Hill's my favorite. Free parking. It doesn't feel too isolated. There's people here. It's not like Carrot and Hill feels a bit isolated. Same with Bog Hill. It people don't really go out there. Apart from Avid Trek is this seems like easy mode. So a lot of people come here to walk the dog. You can drive the car straight to the top as well. Yeah, I think it's my favorite place. Plus Tesco's near my favorite Tesco as well. Coton Tesco. So yeah, I like Kit Hill most. I think got all my favorite things. Not many people but not completely diverted. So I feel safe. Safe Internet's good. Also the drive here is quite nice. Apart from the tiny bit through Gunni Lake where you got watch out for the speed cameras and the views are amazing. I have to say I think I like the views here. Most compared the mos. I don't know Mos are over there. They just look kind of depressing 'cause they look so barren and void of life. It's like a weird depressing feeling about them. This feels like you're in the Shire and then you go into the mos, it feels like you're in mortal. This feels desolate and barren. Like a depressing feeling about it. Yeah, I like it. You might plug in my battery bank, get some extra juice. So you don't need belt box really? You just need the right sim card and the modern. Why? I struggled so much in the beginning when I was looking for the boomerang. I didn't know what I was doing. I can't even remember what sim card I had at the time. Tip Hill on loop, tbs, missing out. Uh and then go into Tesco, see if you've got anything from the stationary section to make my signs. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Yeah. Quite nice. Uh, I think I lost Indian girl. I think she was, I don't know a weirdo because if she unmatched me it wouldn't say profile deleted would it? Unless she's gonna say Oh I don't use the account anymore. Yeah sure you don't. The noodle tattoo girl, it says deleted user. That's weird. What I mean did you delete her account or what? I like the look of Indian girl. What does that sound? Normal girls, it's over only made a hundred dollars yesterday for eight hours. Streaming minimum wage. Basically. Is it $11 an hour? So actually less than minimum wage Or is it 11 pounds an hour? I forgot. Yeah, Indian girls in Plymouth but I'm suspicious now since her account got deleted. Maybe she got banned. Who knows? Funny. I can kind of smell like an Indian smell. Smells kind nice Now I bet Indian girls smell nice though. I bet they got that earthy, got that earthy kind of human smell in their ramp pits. I can kind of smell like Indian food. It was over here. I'm losing it now. Here. Right here. It's like a bitter earthy, meaty smell. That's what I want my girlfriends smell like. Oh right here. Right here. What is that? I bet Indian girl smelled real good Middle Eastern girls too. I remember that Iranian girl, she smelled really good. Her armpit was amazing. I don't know how to describe it. It's like Shwarma. It's like this shwarma mixed spice kind of smell. It's a plant. I want that smell. I could smell the pussy. I've got a strong width of it here. I can see smoke over there. I thought it was that. I'm getting head rush from all the oxygen <laugh>. I lost it. Okay. The breeze probably brought it over here. What's that leaf? There's like a really green leaf. What is that smells like nothing. Oh it's nice again. I lost a cent. I think I overs sniffed and became nose blind. Me. They used to like picking up random plants walking about. She'd start picking up blackberries as well. Maybe I'll collect some blackberries. This one looks good. That one good. Ugh. It's not sweet. Wow. What a nice day. Make some blackberry dam. Are the red ones raspberries or they just unripe and bike brace? Well I feel in a great mood. Dunno why yesterday it must be the weather. Every time I'm in a sit mood it's 'cause of the weather. And then I come out and it's nice and I feel great again. It really is annoying having the weather affects your mood so much. That's why people like countries like Thailand and Bali. I never been around this way. I always go to the left. Why? Until I go to the right. Who? Who, who. Yeah. I went onto that escort site and they said they're looking for male escorts. Should I apply <laugh> 500 pounds taking it up the bum. It's legal isn't it? It would make streaming feel like, um, why the fuck am I doing this for 15 hours just to make $200 so I can take up the button for $500 for an hour and then have the rest of the day for myself. Nah, I wouldn't do it. It'd be weird. I might get noted because I'll stick to my $12 an hour streaming. At least I have my self respect. The connection's ripping and tanking. Oh shit, it's tanking now I just jinxed it. It ripped and then it tanked. Hold on. Gimme signal. I should, I put like a little bucket of candy for the escorts. I'll say um please leave. Sorry you wasted your money. Take a candy. That's my apology. I take a HaBO. I don't know what's around this side. Dun. That sound weird. Buzzing like it stuck get hill on the loop. Well yeah, once we've been everywhere everything's gonna be on the loop. Unless I move house now go do two weeks in the middle of the country. Go meet Taiwanese girl. Maybe I can steal her from her husband. They obviously don't sound like they're getting on. She said they don't even eat together And she has instant ramen for her dinner with her son. I said where's your husband? She said we are cold. I don't know this. This side doesn't seem to go anywhere. Good. Got it back. <affirmative>. Oh the dogs? Mm-hmm <affirmative> I the dogs look at me and they look at the owner for a confirmation or something. This is a lot of dogies. Are they Labradors? They seem like sweet dogs. Not too ugly. What's my setup these days? I just got my flip seven with two sims. Probably don't even need two sims. Streaming to my Norwegian server works perfectly. Flip seven streaming to the uh Norwegian server. I've got EE and labra. That's all you need. I don't need four connections or Bella box. Figure it out all by myself. Don't need night hawk. I got my 440 pounds back from the Night Hawk. I guess I'm stuck with the Bella box. I just don't see myself using it too much. Fluffing about. Yeah we got there in the end. Took a lot of trial and error and stressing out. Flip seven my favorite. Nice and discreet as well. When I flip it, it's just a bit annoying that when you flip it the the image mirrors. I don't know how to fix that. It never did that On the flip. Four flip seven's pretty nice. No I can't find a setting to fix it. It's really strange. It must be some kind of software setting. I don't know if you can access it. It must be with the flip seven itself, not the app. Dunno why it does that. Strange isn't it? It is hard to find information about it because not many people do what I do. Who's going around streaming with the phone flips anyway? Is that bad? Lemme find some eggs. If I find an egg I can bring it home and hatch it and then it will think it's think I'm its mum but the egg, you get a tiny quail egg and then put it up your bum and then put it out and pretend you're giving birth to it. Not something I would do. I'm just saying you could do it. It's not beyond the realms of impossibility. You baby oil up the egg, you can lay an egg. Just an idea. What's in this big hole? What's that sound? Is he gonna come over here? It's pretty loud. Oh there's wonder where it's going? Yeah, I'll probably wait until September for Thailand. 'cause the weather's probably gonna get better here. It'll be silly to leave if it does get better. Don't really know. But I wanna try and do it in a cheap way. Like get a cheap ticket, get the train now that my kick is kind of dying. Can't really feel like splurging out. Don't feel financially rich or abundant anymore. All my content ideas kind of failed. Like crypt. Who else? Moon can't depend on people can you? Hmm mm-hmm <affirmative> Mm-hmm <affirmative> Venus. Venus is gone. Kbu said December but I'm not gonna be here in December. I dunno if she wants to come to Thailand. Is that a Castrol? It just dive bombed into the field. Oh yeah. My YouTube video. I might post it now actually. See if people come and join. Posted an edit version of the iPhone thingy. I found an iPhone. Yeah. It's funny, I have a TikTok of me dancing and it got 24,000 views. <laugh>. It was like a cringe dance with uh, club music playing with it. Okay. New video is up pin. People do love to complain about the form don't they? As if it matters. Biceps still bulging getting big. My back's not aching anymore since I stopped doing the overhead lifts. It's doing the overhead lifts. That was hurting my back 'cause the weight's probably too heavy for that. It was like condensing my back down. A lot of horse poo everywhere. Huh? Why should I buy a Tesco? Don't really know exactly what I want. Ouch. O. Oh spiky plants everywhere. I feel like it's still spring or something. Summer hasn't even began. I thought it'd be blooming with flowers everywhere. This is it. Not very good is it? Yep. We're at Kit Hill again next time. Bog Hill next week. Back to the viaduct. Oh I can go this spring. Kit Hill number 15. Yeah. Well this is better than sitting in my house isn't it? It's already 1:00 PM blitzing through the day. It's funny when I say, what are you here for? And he goes, oh just to spend some time together. That's what the girl said too. I said, what are you here for? She said just spend some time together. <laugh>. How do they say the same thing? Why don't they say I'm here for sex. Who are you? <laugh>? Oh the confusion is kind of funny. I can't believe my cousin came to Dartmore. Didn't even message me. Fred doesn't even know I live here. Fred thinks I'm still in Japan or something. I'm seeing that. Oh the helicopter's back again. Maybe it's doing training. Can you see it? How'd you know your cousin came to Dartmore? Because I saw his Facebook post and he was here. But sorry. It's okay if I find a couple friend on Kit Hill if I get a dog too. 'cause dog owners love talking to other dog owners. Supposed to say sorry back. Why should I say sorry I didn't do nothing wrong. I say you. That's okay. Well so she goes sorry. And then I go sorry back like I just repeat what she says. You can't both say sorry to each other. It's weird. Sorry. Is like the most common UK greeting word more than Hello? Yeah. I always feel kinda awkward when people say sorry to me 'cause uh, I don't wanna say apart from That's okay. How about you better be sorry. You better be better Be sorry. Horsey. Wolfy. Do they do that with their lips or their tongue? Why is the baby horse sniffing the butt and buttocks to you too to your backside? Hmm. Cows. What could I say? I don't know. What would a normal person say back to be a bit friendlier. Lovely day. Isn't it ever so lovely day Older people start recognizing me here 'cause I come so often. What if I put a four sale sign on my car, 7,000 pounds. Phone this number if interesting. It must be nice being a cow. Just eat grass all day. Don't have to worry about anything. Oh yeah, I was saying I saw my cousin's Facebook post and they were in Dartmore doing some kind of running thing. Not like an event just running for fun. I guess he's got that runner's face too. Ding ding, ding. Uh, maybe I'll tell you the secret. So basically, do you remember two 12 years ago? Was it ago? Must have been like 12, 14 years ago. I went to my cousin's wedding. Um, recently they separated 'cause he got a new girlfriend and he basically ditched her and the kids. So that was the drama. That was it. Basically he had been secretly eloping with a woman from his work and then he got found out. He got caught and then his wife, my sister-in-law, no wait, my cousin-in-law posted all of it on Facebook like exposing him and my, my mom was like really excited about all the gossip <laugh>. So he was in Dartmore with his new lady and I was thinking ha ha ha not just me who cheats and has a failed marriage. I felt like I'm not the only freak or weirdo. See it happens, doesn't it? Everyone's like, oh Daniel's such a shit person because you cheated, blah blah blah. Looks like I'm not the only one <laugh> I am just like everyone else. Everyone dog piling on me for cheating. I guess people can't talk now. Can they also, I got a Malaysian cousin. He also did the same thing. <laugh>. I got this Malaysian cousin. He was also married with a kid and he cheated and then ditched the wife and kid and got with his new girl. That's just the human way isn't it? You you find someone and then at first is great, you make a kid or two and then you get bored and then you find someone else and then you ditch them. Unfortunately that's what men do, isn't it? So I guess I'm not the only screw in the family. Yeah, at least I didn't have a kid. So yeah it is worse than me. I should get some credit for not being the worst. But I mean at least they didn't post it all on YouTube though and make a view about it otherwise. Yeah, I would've had loads of kids if I actually could have kids and then I probably bit some more and then the moms would probably get revenge by telling the kid about me and telling them to track me down or something. Everyone's calling dog. Uh, yeah. I am kind of glad I can't have kids. Shaira would've been pregnant. Vasa would've been pregnant. Meda would've been pregnant. I would've had at least four kids with multiple women if I had sperm that worked. And then I have all these angry women coming after me for revenge. That would be bad. Musically would be pregnant too. 'cause I nutted in her and blood bucket and a couple prostitutes And Turkish girl and German girl. German girl was trying to get pregnant. She later messaged me saying she had a baby and she said Don't worry, it's not yours. And I thought, I hope so because I haven't seen you in three years or something. <laugh>. All my viewers impregnated by not me. It was Missy. Cute. It's hard to tell 'cause her hair was so ugly. Her face wasn't ugly. I guess kind of normal looking but it's just so hard to tell if the girl's good looking or not if she doesn't have hair because the no hair just makes it look way worse. But I guess her face was okay but she was like a stocky, chunky, short lady. This is her, I don't know. Her hair in the fashion is so unappealing. Like granny fashion with granny hair really short. Sony, she just wore something a bit more. It wasn't that her clothing was scruffy, it was just like very smart. Like a 40-year-old lady, like smart looking outfit. Maybe if she wore, I don't know, like a slutty skirt and a hoodie and grew her hair out longer. I think the clothing really makes a big difference. Like I was not attracted to Korean women because her, her fashion was like a guy like hoodies and jeans, baggy jeans and a hoodie. Maybe she wore a slightly skirt with kneehigh socks. She would've looked hot. There's something kind of hot about an older woman who's nearly 40 dressing up. Like she's way younger than she actually is. I don't like this kind of boomer looking outfit. Stuff like turtleneck with a cardigan and like boots, leather boots instead of just shoes like with a buckle as well. And they wear a belt with a buckle and they have a handbag. So like Toko granny fashion, very off-putting. Why can't I just get a girl who's feminine wears skirts and fast did wear dresses I guess I never really had a girlfriend who wore skirts. I never had very feminine dressing girlfriends before. JIRA's outfits are good I guess, but she wears blouses and trousers. She's not really a skirt woman either. She, I don't know, maybe a few times she's worn a long skirt. But I want girl wears like a sty skirt with no underwear, stockings, rip a hole in the stockings, bend her over and then you in that thing. Maybe my next girlfriend would be like that. Shaira had class C mum kind of vibes. And then foster had like prom, prom date long dresses with with she wore those shoulders like puffy shoulders which seemed like they were trending in Thailand. Floral dresses too. Yeah, I quite liked some of her dresses. And then she also did this outfit where she wore jeans and like a slightly baggy top, which was nice too. Yeah, FASTA had good fashion. I would say me this's fashion was awful. I dunno why actually like these oversized green like granddad jackets. I think there was one outfit she picked that I thought that was really hot and it was like short shorts up to mid up to the thigh, like mid thigh. So up to like there and like a crop top. So her belly and lower back was exposed. She looked like a hooker but she was hot. She had her belly out and sent her long legs on display and short thigh shorts. When she came to see me in Kelston bat in Germany, my Airbnb okay, I was getting so much anxiety. I thought she was trolling me. I didn't think she's actually gonna come. I was pacing up and down in my Airbnb and then a knock on the door. I thought, oh my god, she's actually here. I opened the door, she hugged me. I tried having sex with her but she said not yet. So we went out to Frankfurt and got some food. Then we came back banged on the sofa. We went to some, I think we got Chinese food in Frankfurt. And then she got told off on the train 'cause she didn't have a face mask and she was about to start getting all emotional at the security guard guy. And he was like Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. Just saying next time I was like Jesus Christ. I felt like I needed to apologize for my emotional girlfriend just having a breakout. Her she, her voice would start getting very loud when she stressed. We got pressed a few times 'cause she didn't have a face mask. We got kicked off the tram as well in Rotterdam 'cause she forgot her face mask and she tried using a piece of tissue paper as a makeshift while we had to get off the tram. So embarrassing because he's doing that voice like oh the guy looked like he dealt with a lot of loud drunk girls in his past of doing this job. I guess he has to deal a lot of drunks on the train. But the funny thing is Mila wasn't drunk. She's just like that all the time. Yeah, nice time in Frankfurt. The city was a bit of a dump though. Like a lot of homeless people and crackhead looking people. Very scuffy looking graffiti. I didn't really like German cities. Berlin, I don't know Berlin. Some parts of it was okay I guess. What was that place I stayed at in far Dad Andraza or something. I swear I stayed. It seemed okay. Yeah, but her outfit was pretty hot that one time And she also wore another outfit that was quite nice like a, like a Jill Valentine short skirt denim and then a nice uh, skin tie, green cardigan thing. Not really a cardigan, more like knitwear. But it was form fitting. I didn't like it when she wore this baggy stuff like the big wolf t-shirt and wasn't a big fan. I didn't like the dad. Like the dad jumpers she would wear. Although those were mine and she pinched them. Do you remember she wore my trousers and I got annoyed because they were my favorite trousers. Black elastic waist and I was scared she was gonna rip them. I got actually got angry at her 'cause she kept wearing my clothing. Remember she had that big oversized purple hoodie that said <inaudible> on in Japanese with the dinosaur. She asked me to send it to her but then she ended up buying another one because she likes it so much. German says she's known for drug addicts. Yeah, that's what Venus's mom said on Venus's post. I mean her mom's post. She said Venus has gone to Berlin to party and do drugs. So all your viewers' fault for funding it and enabling it. <laugh> Venus's. Mom's funny. She posts, she like shit talks her whole family on Instagram. <laugh>, she makes everything public. Like today I took my husband to the courts and successfully won a three year restraining order. He had to give up all his firearms <laugh>. Okay, does she even make money doing that? Venus's mom is kind of like me but way crazier makes everything public. I dunno what a drug mule is. It said Venus is going to burn in for the drug mules and two party. Where's a drug mule? Like a donkey that carries drugs or is she working as one? She's definitely doing like some kind of drug trading. Drug trafficker. Oh to meet them and buy drugs. I guess I know where she gets money from. She's not doing anything online like YouTube or streaming. Is she still doing OnlyFans or people just sending her donuts for no reason or does she just have loads of money from YouTube days? I heard that news report on the radio. Some Brits got busted trying to smuggle weed into Thailand or out of, I can't remember. They're facing nine years of prison down to six years If they're a good behavior. That's crazy. Why do people do this stuff? Even Medas friend made his French friend was smuggling drugs into South Korea. She said she'd make like 20,000 pounds. The money must be insanely good for people to risk going to jail. I made this that her friend was like smuggling weed and stuff into South Korea and she'd make 20 K people insane. Probably get into prostitution next people get hooked on the easy money. They don't wanna work anymore. Like how can you go from making 20 k just from doing some risky job to working at Tesco making 11 pounds an hour all day. Your brain just gets wired from being used to easy money. You can't get a job again. That's why all these girls end up in prostitution 'cause it's the fastest way to make good money in a short amount of time by doing nothing apart from risking your life I guess and destroying your mental health by having sex with random people. Those are the choices. Drugs or prostitution? Not really My cup of tea. I had rather just um, grind out streams. Make my 12 bucks an hour no more. No more $17 an hour anymore. Unfortunately I used to make 16, 17 an hour back when I was getting 150 ish viewers. Now I barely get a hundred. What do you mean you don't wanna watch Kit Hill on Luke? It is boring. Get a new girlfriend. I've been trying. It's so hard to meet up anyone in this country. They just ghost you and stuff. I got a new match. I can barely see my phone screen 'cause it keeps dimming itself. Which what you think? Uh, 34 bisexual. The Indian girl got deleted on Bumble. She deleted her account. I dunno if she's trolling me or something. Man, that blonde woman look kind of milky. Like she's got a strong tin, like a rugged face. I like girls who got like a round pump face and I don't really like, there's a lot of women who have this kind of look where they basically look like a man. Really. They've got like that square jaw, fin lips, hard nose and they nearly always have a dog or they love dogs. I don't like that kind of woman. I like round face, nice lips. Um, not like a hook nose. Well I was interested in the Indian girl because I wanna know what they smell like. I bet they smell real good like Swar smell. Uh, this is really hard to get any girls to meet up with Ty friendly. It's so easy to say. When do you wanna meet up? They don't do all this banter stuff. They just wanna know where you from. Are you in Thailand now? What do you do for a living? That's me. Really easy talking to Thai women. English women. I don't know. They want you to be smooth and make them laugh whilst they put minimum effort into the conversation. Why? I stuck? Yeah. Oh, I'm using three three's got 5G here. Not ee. Oh, getting tired. Maybe sit down is when I sit down it looks like I'm taking a shit. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Now I'm good right here. Have you ever been completely naked when you took a she for some reason it's kind of nice and you squat on the toilet. See, it feels primal sometimes. It's got completely get naked. I have a massive shit. I wonder where that boomerang is. Sometimes in Thailand 'cause it was so hot. You'd get back from school, just strip off naked, have a shit and then wank and then have a shower. You feel so refreshed. Like get everything out of you. Get the come out, get the shit out, get the piss out and then wash nice and clean. Have some food. Good times. Now what does it bring? Cry. I was gonna bang her over there. I used to come from bang spots but there are quite a lot of people walking dogs so I don't think you really can. It would've had to be Bog Hill cereal on a boat. I've already done that. I did it with Mila. I booked a yacht Airbnb in Rotterdam. He asked me if I was on my sabbatical. I was like, uh, yeah <laugh>. I don't know what that means but sure whatever. I'm on my tical. Dutch man knows better English than I do. I asked him, is it okay if I bring my girlfriend here? He said, oh yeah, of course. Don't fuck too hard. The whole bow was swaying the whole night. It felt like being rocked like a baby. Yeah, I did it on the boat in the captain's cabin. The ceiling was very low. It was very cozy. There was like a sailor uniform as well. I put it on a sailors jacket, captain's jacket. We got Uber Eats through the yard. We had sushi. It was nice. A nice little yacht. I made a video and then I got mad 'cause it didn't get good views. Started raging at my viewers. I'm doing cool stuff and you guys don't care. All you want is stupid. My wife this and my wife that. Wendy, I had cereal with Jiro in a tent. Tent and by the river outside. So that was nice. Mila gave me a hand job in the forest of Germany. Wild, bad, bad, wild, bad. She is wild, real bad. Um, oh, we also did it in a capsule hotel. I stayed in this capsule hotel in Rotterdam and then after dinner with Mila's mum, I took Mila back to the capsule hotel where he did it. I had to put my hand over her mouth so she didn't start making sound. I wonder, the guy above us knew he was probably winking off to it. I imagine he just came down and joined in. Mila might have been so horny. She would've enjoyed it. Threesome with a random stranger. That's what Germans like doing, isn't it? That's why they have the nude beaches. They was just fuck on the nude beach. I remember buying food and I didn't have a fridge so I thought I could just keep the food in the little capsule. I bought bread and ham and I was trying to eat it all before it went off. I thought if I buy a week of sandwich material, I eat it before it goes off. I don't need a fridge. I thought maybe I could live in the capsule hotel. 'cause I was getting worried if I wondering if I could actually get a place to live or not. 'cause all these Airbnbs and hotels were financially destroying me. I needed to get a place to rent quickly. I didn't wanna live with Mila in her grandmother's house. It's horrible. Hate it. Her grandmother's house felt so small and cramped. Three people in there. Oh God, I'm tired. I've only been with one German girl. She wasn't that kinky. Although she was half Russian. Maybe that's why Germany seems like a weird place where you can just do whatever speed you one on the motorway, easily get drugs and have swinger parties. No wonder the Roman laughter of them as the barbarians uncivilized bet. They were just banging in the forests before the Romans came along the forest. People that gotta get, have a girl not there. I can't even get one girl to come with me to kick her off. Where do they meet these girls dating site or what? And now my girl unmatched me. I, she's got horrible personality. She puts in no effort and then expects I put in all the effort and then gets mad. 'cause I left her on Reed. Complete bitch as if I'm gonna drive all the way to Bristol or meet her bitchy ass. I hate women like that. They expect you to do all the planning and everything. They don't come up with any suggestions. No thanks. It's not even good looking. 37 years old, living with roommates in a city, city like Bristol. Lame Taiwanese girl. Uh, I haven't talked to her today. Venus doesn't message anymore out of my league. Well the Myanmar girl, she's way uglier than me. She's got like a pig nose. I'm way better looking than she is and I'm richer. And she's from a broke country. It's just that she has more men coming after what she has than I have women interested in. Why? I have no, my, I'm way better looking. My face is way better looking than most of these girls. Most of these girls look weird. I got a nice face. Even Ji. I said my face is nice looking. But that's about it really. I don't have the body or the fashion or the charm. I know why these women have such high standards. They need to get a reality check because they aren't that good looking themselves. When they're old. All they bring to the table are their looks. They're not even that good looking. I mean, what else does a woman bring to the table apart from looking good, but you'd be interested in, I don't care if she's got money in, don't care if she's got a house. Don't care if she's got a car that don't impress me much. I'm just looking at is she nice and does she look nice? That's all I care about her skin. Bad looking. Yeah, but no one cares about her skin. There's tons of girls on dating apps who got terrible freckles, like freckly faces. But they look nice. I wouldn't care. I don't think people really care as long as the, they like the look of the face. They're not really that bothered about the condition of the skin. People are used to it. Like people have freckles. It's not really a big deal. I wonder how many people would only date someone if they had beautiful skin. It's like a very random niche or like random requirement. Must have beautiful clear skin. No, when you say my skin's bad, you are talking about the freckles. That's what you're talking about. See look. This all freckle. See look freckles or this dotting is freckles. Yeah, maybe there's a few blackheads in there in the mix. But the blackheads are very few. When you're talking about the freckles. I've seen girls who have the same look where they've, they've got a whole face full of freckles. It's usually, uh, redhead freckles aren't bumpy. Well, neither are mine. My face isn't bumpy. What are you talking about? If there were bumps, they were pimples and they'd gone out. The only bumps would be from swelling from the pimples, which are temporary. I don't wanna get so much saliva. I know what you're talking about. Bumpy. Where? Where's it bumpy. It is not bumpy. How's it bumpy? Girls don't care. I dunno why you're making it sound like it's a problem. Now. The biggest problem is, uh, I suck at talking to women very dry. I like my lips. That's why I, I use the brute force approach where I just say, do you wanna go to a hotel? It's actually quite effective in Japan. Last year, no, two years ago I reversed raised a Korean woman. I didn't even do anything. I was dry and boring and she was reasoning me. She was saying stuff like, oh, so what, what are your moves? And then I'd say, what are your moves? Oh, I like go to the park. And then I said, oh, are we heading to a park now? And then she says, yeah, she basically whi me up. I didn't even have to do anything. I was actually thinking, oh God, we're gonna have sex, aren't we? I mean, she looked okay, but I wasn't gagging to get her to a hotel. I just say, do you wanna have sex? I just told pe if it's that boring date and I feel like this is going nowhere, she's gonna get bored. Well, you might as well do a Hail Mary and just torpedo with it saying, oh, do you wanna go to a hotel? I said that to Tomko as well. We were walking around for hours. I got bored. I said, uh, I don't really wanna be with you, but do you wanna go to a hotel <laugh>? She said, okay. Zero is only works if the girls are desperate enough. Why bother getting in relationships when all you want is sex? Because when you're in the relationship you get unlimited sex and you also block off other guys from having sex with her. What do you mean that's the, I mean the whole point of getting in a relationship is you get sex on tap, you stop it from having sex with other guys, you lock it in. That's why saying why invest in an ETF over the long term And when you could just day trade and nitty Willie, 'cause you lock in the gains. It's a long term thinking thing. Getting sex is hard. If you can get a girlfriend and lock her in for at least a year, it's like a year of easy sex that you're not having to pay hundreds of dollars for per sex. You gotta look at it at the sex per dollar ratio to have the same amount of sex with a prostitute, you would have to pay tens of thousands of pounds and you won't get the girlfriend experience with it. You'll get the sex bit. Yeah, but you don't get the hugs. And watching Netflix and living together, going to shopping it is pretty obvious. Dunno what you have to ask. Really. There's so many benefits of being in a relationship that completely destroy the D benefits of not being in one. I I mean, yeah, if you can raise and do MPA and pick up and you're good on Tinder, then yeah you don't need a relationship. You can just be like Australian guy and bang a different girl every night. And I wish I could do that. But I also wish I was king of the world had billion dollars. Everyone loved me and I could fly. So there's no point in wishing you there. Say you've got to just accept what you have, play the cards you've dealt with. And I'm just not good at easily, I can't easily get sex 'cause I'm scared of people and I don't go out and I'm banned on dating apps and I suck at talking. So if I can get a girl into a relationship, I'll lock her in for a year's worth. I wanna get at least a year's worth until I'm done. But you know, ideally I wouldn't lose her in the first place if it was up to me. I wouldn't like voluntarily lose her. It's usually the girl who initiates it 'cause she's had enough and then I've had enough too. So I don't really wanna fight for her anymore. But maybe in the beginning I'll beg and I'll fight like I did with Mila, but after I had a year's worth, I'm not gonna beg and fight anymore. I'd be like, okay, whatever your choice. But if it was up to me, I wouldn't break up with anyone. I'd still be dating everyone ever dated. We'd all just live together in like a harem. But if I can meet the one who I really like, then yeah I want to stay with her and not cheat. I never cheated on Mila 'cause I really liked her even though she probably didn't feel like it, felt like I didn't care about her. But as she did really like her, that she didn't like the whole YouTube thing and she probably got bored. She felt like I was dragging it down mentally. How's my new video doing? I it got seven out of 10 Number of people like it or seeing Daniel behave like a normal human being. Maybe I could have titled it say Social anxiety challenge. Hmm. If people like that stuff, I could do more instead of doing these stupid troll videos where I sit in front of the camera. But it's kind of hard to do because it's, it's a random event. Not really planned. They don't really plan to put a, to find a phone there that horses might sit down. I'm probably gonna get burned. The sun's coming out. I didn't put anything on nearly two o'clock. Damn. My time really flies when I'm out here. I feel like time's so slow in my house and I feel so bored. My next destination probably Thailand. But I quite like it here. I mainly want to go Thailand to have sex. To be honest, I'm just worried I might accidentally get into a relationship again Don about if I want to be. I don't know really. I sometimes I like it here and sometimes I wish I was in Thailand again. Well I could try finding another Japanese woman don't know when the weather's good. I don't really feel like I want to leave the UK because there's something about Thailand I don't know that I don't really like sometimes I wish I brought my water. I thought it wasn't gonna be sunny so I didn't bring it. I left it in the car. I also like driving but I wouldn't like driving in Thailand. It'd be horrible. It'd be very stressful driving on highways and motorways. Multi-lane roads in the city is not fun. And then post lady came to my house, they get post one o'clock. She is gonna see that sign. Oh that's weird. She walks up to my door but then goes past it. I wish she comes back. If I put that sign up, she's gonna see it. Yeah. <laugh>. I bet she was cute when she was younger. Her arm's still broken. She's got that cast on it still. It's a video of me driving off. It's funny saying yourself drive off. I only got a bunch of Ty girls from Thai friendly offering me sex for money. I said how much? I said 5,000 bucks. Pretty cheap. It's like 120 pounds. So if all fails you can easily just get one. Come to your door I guess. Keep a stash of cache just in case. Just um, dunno. I like the UK sometimes 300 but really there's no way. Do you mean 3000? Yeah, if I'm lazy I want 'em to come to my place. I don't have to go to like a bar or something. I've been watching a lot of uh, ty porn to like try and get my brain wired for the tie. Girls. I've been watching too much. Uh, white girl porn. I'm getting tired now. I've only done 3,700 steps. When it gets hot, it's hard. Still a lot of steps should have brought my water. What's the post woman gonna think when she sees the sign on the door? Maybe I just put the sign up at nighttime. Take it down in the morning. I dunno how putting my phone down on grass. The grass doing stuff to it. Oh yeah. I could flip the sign like a shop sign. I put it on some string. Oh. Oh my god. What I can do is I put it, I get some cardboard, I glue the paper to the cardboard and then I get some string and then I hang it from somewhere. Maybe I can glue like a little hook on the door. Hmm. Could do that And then just flip it around Or just take it off. Hmm. Maybe horses. I just stand around doing nothing all day. My car case got it weird like they just spawned in and they're glitching or something. That one's so fat now. They're always sniffing each other's butts. Weird creatures. Look this is how it used to work. They bring the rocks up and then it goes, I dunno what a stack is. Tin loads Cornish mining world heritage here. There's mineshafts underground and they put fences around the mineshaft openings. They mined tin copper to fuel the industrial revolution. Two o'clock might go test go soon. I think this road goes nowhere. That's at the top. So I hate anyone, not really don't hate individuals but I hate my old audience as a group who don't watch me anymore. I hate all the people who stopped watching me. That 50, 60,000 odd group of people who ditched me. I hate them. Hate them for what they did to me. I refuse to watch my wholesome content. Only clicked my drama stuff and then whined because I made drama stuff and when I made non-drama stuff they wouldn't watch. So I was basically forced to make clickbait drama when if they just watched me do normal stuff then I wouldn't have had to done clickbait drama. I hate them outside doing vlogs. Nice stuff. We get a third of the views that drama stuff and like weird stuff got so in my desperation to keep my kennel going, I destroyed my credibility, my reputation, my self-image and ruined relationships with my family and people. But it's all their fault 'cause they wouldn't watch my other stuff. So yeah, I hate them all. Now my child looks dead and doesn't get any views. That's the annoying thing about toxic audiences. They complain that the creator is toxic but then they reward the toxicity with the viewership and then they punish the creator by not viewing the non-toxic stuff. So they are fueling it. They're fueling the thing. They criticize bunch of idiots. I don't think I reward toxic people. Abandon them. I time them out. If people are nice, I don't ban them. When they started getting toxic to me, I ban them. TB was not nice. I dunno what you're talking about. He was a dick. If he was nice I wouldn't have banned him. He was rude, kept complaining about everything I did and then started insulting me. How was that? Nice. Just 'cause he gave a few un he, he like gives a lot of unsolicited advice that I never asked for and then he gets mad 'cause you don't listen to it. Bitch, I don't even ask for your fucking advice in the first place. Shut the fuck up and bitches and whys like a baby. I've been very outgoing actually. You can't nag me to do stuff I don't wanna do. I'll do it when I wanna do it. I'm not saying I won't do it ever. I'm just saying I'm not gonna do it just 'cause you're nagging me to do it. So shut the fuck up and just be patient. It would happen when it happens. If it happens like with the iPhone thing. No it wasn't stopping me doing anything. I dunno what you talking about. I just didn't feel like doing it at the time. But then when the time came, well I did feel like doing it. I did it talking a lot of rubbish. I tracked down whose phone that belonged to. I got the slo sausage. I asked people things if I needed to ask them. It's just I'm not gonna go out my way to ask things when I don't need to or don't want to. I have to either need to or want to. If I don't either want to or need to, then I won't do it. I'm just gonna do it for the sake of doing it. People have this weird idea that I can't talk to people or something. If I need to get something done, I will talk to people if that's the best way of achieving something. People have very selective memory. They seem to forget all the times I've talked to people. Like when I did the weed onstream, um, when I was in Japan, I sold my phone to that shady dealer guy when I walked around the homeless slums asking if I could rent a room. You all seem to forget these things and then you just assume that I'm scared of talking to people 'cause I haven't done it in a while. That's why it's irritating. It is irritating. People saying I don't do things that I have done or do. Do. Oh have a drink. Oh god, how many steps? 4,500. Pretty good. Those white boxes on there new. I've never seen those white boxes on there. So look back at the old footage. Look at this. Uh, Venus wouldn't be able to survive anywhere where she can't get drugged drugs. That's why she's in Hungary. See these Access to drugs. Look. Look these white boxes knew. I don't remember those last time. This old stone monument thing is becoming like a high tech beacon of connectivity. That looks new. That's cool. I think I'm getting 5G. Yeah, I'm getting four bars of 5G. That's crazy. On three. And then Vodafone 4G. Wow. Oh they put 5G. Why am I not getting it on lab Barra? It says three out four bars. I've gotta top up my three. Same with more data. Maybe three was not great at the last time I came when I'm getting four bars. 5G, that's white wood. That means the whole area probably has good three connectivity out. Uh uh. Got a better internet here than my house. That goes cute. Wow. Four bars. 5G oh four bars. Five GI thought iPhone 12 mini didn't have 5G. 5G. That means the whole area should have 5G then. Pretty good. Maybe they do a software update to enable 5G. I wish I had my drink. Wow. Three is riffing opera browser app's pretty good. It's got a builtin VPNI think it's got builtin ad blocker too. Then I see that stupid age verification anymore until they ban VPNs. All the fox bump died off at the beach the other day. Oh did you? Oh my god. It was so I hear that they got that deaf accent. I told you Miss Dodge. Oh idiot. He's just protect idiot. You idiot Edward. Why didn't you? It is, huh? It is. I said that to you at mind. Stinks man you idiot. I cannot believe you did that. Edward. There are some big green grass here. Edward. Oh oh nervous dog. Edward do it into the thick green grass. Won't be a bit darker. Oh has he kicking dog shit. You Eddie. Here Edward <laugh>. So many people suddenly reminds me of the base. Me and Mila just laid around on the grass in a park in Berlin and she would play with my hair. She kept taking pictures of my face really close up and then I'd get mad 'cause you could see all the freckles and then she would edit the photo and like erase all the freckles one by one. We were so lovey dovey. We'd just sit like this in one of these parks. She was like laying on top of me. We'd just be playing with each other's hair. Uh, young love. It's nice isn't it? Yeah. I do Miss Mina. I had some of the most powerful memories in my life with her of as a long term intel. It's something every intel just dreams of a cute girl. Just your type, just enjoying the moment, sitting in the grass, enjoying each other's company. That's all you need, isn't it? Fuck everything else. Money. The internet, whatever. That's why I feel like I kind of wanted to give up on dating 'cause it just won't ever be as good. Everything was just downhill after me though. I feel like I peaked dating wise. I, and then he got attacked by vicious dog <laugh>. You forgot to say sorry. I could be bothered. I forgotten you mean I forgot to say. That's okay. I was having a moment. I remember the days plucking grass in central Europe. Mila by my side braiding each other's hair. She used to like plucking flowers and putting it in my hair like this. She just get some flower and then put it in my hair. There's another dog coming in. Yeah, I was having a Mila reminiscing moment. I think the grass reminded me of her laying the grass and plucking it brings back vivid memories to have that go. That was hot. I wonder how he met her. Probably friends of a friend. Of a friend. Maybe I get a dog too. Maybe it's fun. I call him Mr. Wolfington. Mr. Wolfington, come back. Wolfington Chow. How about that? So angry. Shouting the dog. Why They get angry. If I had a dog, I'd train it. So that you command it by using cliques like those professional police dog trainers do. Don't they use like funny sounds and cliques instead of shouting at it in English? That would be cool. I saw this video, this like police canine train that where they train those brown and black scary looking dogs. They, they make these funny sounds like and click sounds to command the dog. But civilians just like yell at the dog. Which sounds lame. What kind of dog would I get? I don't know. Not an ugly one. Not a tiny one. I like the tiny ones but not too big. I dunno what those, what are those dogs called that the police use? German Shepherd. Oh I'm scared of uh, rot White. 'cause my, my neighbors had them and I scare over their house as a kid and I thought they're really scary that Can you hear her? She's like losing her shit over the dog. Dunno like a Labrador. Golden retriever. Border Collier that seem like nice dogs. Well behaved. I needed a dog to protect me from the onslaught of gay prostitutes coming to my house. I printed some signs. I'll show you later. I've got some warning signs. I used my printer to print them off as well. See it wasn't a waste of money to get in the printer. I really think those are new. But on the tower, those white boxes look new. I'm getting four bars of 5G. The connection is great. I should have brought my vape. Nice scenery. I have some nicotine. It is fun listening to other people's conversations. Yeah, I remember when I first got here, I saw this, I saw that tower thing everywhere I went I could see it in the distance and I kept thinking, what's that weird looking stone brick tower thing. Random obelisk. What's a fat do you be, my dream was I'll bring a girl here. Maybe we camp overnight, maybe see the stars bring some beers. I'm not sorry about that side. And made, would've loved this when she was at my house in 2020. She kept saying it would be cool if I could drive. And I kept thinking, yeah, it would actually, it was at that moment I thought shit I should have learned to drive, could have done. It was a shame. It was lockdown at the time. 'cause we didn't go anywhere. We all we went to was the supermarket with my mom. We didn't go to Lees castle. Nothing was open. We didn't do any travel around England. She was at my place for two weeks. We spent a couple days in London. She must have been getting bored outta her mind. I couldn't drive everywhere. Shut. Stupid pandemic. Were people allowed to just drive into the countryside like this during the lockdown? I don't remember. I don't think there was any rule saying you're not allowed to go out. I promise the intent. I don't really know where there is to go. I don't think we have places like this. This is the dog again, <laugh>. I don't know where there is in Kent where you can drive. Well you couldn't even drive around or the police gonna stop you and chase you down or pull you over and be like, why are you outside? I can't move. The police came to my mom's house because we had my mom's friend's kids stayed overnight and then the street patrols reported me us to the police. And the police came around, told us the kids had to leave. But they already tucked in bed and it was like 10:00 PM They didn't make us do it though. They just said, um, we'll, we'll assume that they've left by before tomorrow. I think they were just being nice. They probably knew themselves. This is all just really stupid. But they had to do their jobs. They didn't make us make them leave on the spot. They said, well just assume that they're gone tomorrow. Stupid. Sometimes the trolls is so fucking annoying. They, they were just kids who were spending the night. 'cause the mom was busy working. It was my mom's friend. She was a single mother and my mom said she could look after the kids for a night and the idiot trolls had to report that to the police. Been camping. I I've, I've been camping. I've been clamping. Not proper camping. Yeah. What do you think of my, my warning sign? I think it's pretty good. It should explain the whole situation pretty easily. What moles you need to know. I guess the postwoman and the Amazon guy's gonna see the sign. They might laugh. If I was doing every Amazon seal and I saw a sign like that on the door, I'd think that's pretty funny. Unless you're super hot and take paper. Yeah, no escorts unless you're hot and willing to do it for free. Stock market opened. I forgot I've been out here for so long. I got here at 11. It's been nearly four hours. Three hours and 25 minutes. No say five minutes. Troy had good taste with the female. Uh, not really my type though. Got any Asian ones. At least I get some eye candy before sending them away. I've angled my security camera so anyone approaching the door is gonna be captured on film. Before it was like bird's eye view for my bedroom. So I couldn't really say anything. It'd be annoying 'cause wait, yeah I didn't capture the woman on the film because I didn't have the subscription paid for at the time. I renewed the, the paid subscription after that happened. So that clips get saved if you use the free version, they don't save the clips. If you pay 25 pounds a year, it saves the clips. So I re-enabled my paid subscription. Yeah, yeah. Have a gay prostitutes from yesterday stream. That was creepy though. I could hear his WhatsApp messages with sound going off. I thought that's weird 'cause my phone doesn't make a sound. Then how can I hear someone's phone? I thought he was in the garden or something. His phone was really loud. I could hear it from upstairs. My bedroom. The troll was probably messaging her saying, oh, I'm just joking. Actually come back. I was just playing with you. Stupid troll. Mommy linter blue. Can you suck it out Walking by this my name Suck my will. Oh, nice little rest. Mega day out. We've got the 5G tower. No lag. But I think I'm gonna run out of data 'cause I haven't topped up my three 'cause I wasn't using it. It's just a little bit windy. So not quite the perfect day. Hmm. Clouds are breaking up a bit. Yeah, I like it. It's nice if I climb up this bit I think. Can you climb up this bit? Uh, not really. How do I get up there? I got up there before I forgot. How was it here? I think it was here maybe. But then how'd you get down? Oh look at my car. It's so pretty. My beautiful car. The Crimson Lightning. Maybe I call my car Jessica. I ride her all day. She makes no sound. Triangulation station. What ordinance Survey? I think red's a really nice color for a car. It just pops out from against the green of the ground and the blue of the sky. Blue's nice too, but it kind of blends in with the blue sky. If the sky's blue, black and gray is awful. I hate black cars. Black gray cars at worst. So boring. Imagine isn't getting a gray car. White's nice. White's like very pretty. I like a white Tesla. Yellow bit. No yellow kind of looks like a taxi. Hmm. Ice cream would be pretty nice. Brown or brown car. Like a Volvo station wagon. Brown rusted but reliable. You can put planks of wood in it. That's why my dad likes the fake cars. Put long poles in it. You can go to B and Q and fit anything in it. Yeah, it looks weird when you look out. I'm just, I'm missing out 'cause I'm just staring at my stupid phone the whole time. But you look out into the horizon, it feels weird at how much land there is. It just stretches out in front of you gotta go to the beach again at some point. When the weather's nice, it's over there. Clouds are weird. Well you can see the mos over there. I'd zoom in. I think those are the mos. I must have been to one of them. I wonder if I could see Kit Hill from Bog Hill. Oh that's carried in mine over there with the big tall tower. So that must be to the west. No, I don't think though those, oh that's Bodman more. Not Mamore. Bog Hill More must be on that side. I think that's Boin more. Yeah, I went there before. God so many people here today. Whoa. Market's ripping. My lung is up 25 pounds. Holy shit. I might sell Holy fuck market's. Ripping day trading on the hill. I am up 26 pounds. Better than traveling trader Trading live on Kit Hill. Oh, I went long to pr, PR protect my shorts just in case it ripped. I might sell uh, 24 pounds. I'll take it. Profited 24 pounds per good. See if it tanks here. I took buffet it 24 pounds. Motorbike guys like to just stand around their motorbike pretending to be busy, don't they? They're like, they're just hoping someone's gonna come up to them and go, oh nice bike mate. And then they can talk about their bike. How do I get down? How much am I putting in to get or lose? 25 pounds in swings. I am trading 7,000 pounds worth. So I'm, I'm using like a couple hundred pounds but 20 x leverage. It's swinging the value of equi equivalent of seven K. So I mean it moves like 0.001%. I make 20 to 50 pounds but it can also lose 20 to 50 pounds as well. I wanna go down there. <laugh>, how do I get down? I don't put a stop-loss. Well sometimes I do put like a 10 pound stop-loss. Sometimes I just let it go 'cause I go long and short at the same time so I can't lose really. So I go long and short. Same time. If the long losers, I'll just take profit on the short and then let it bounce back up again. And then break even on the long. Or if it looks like he is gonna tank, I close the long out at a loss and let the shorts go. Can't lose easy money. I am stranded. Oh you can go it from here. My car can very easily lose. Not me. I never lose. I take short term longs whilst I'm medium term short. So whilst shorts aren't working out, I'll take little long trades. That's how the rich stay rich. I came this way before. First time I came here I spent hours. I can't do. First time I came to Kit Hill, I wasn't even streaming. I spent I think nearly five hours here. I felt so relaxed and I thought damn, I can't believe to me this long's come out of my house. All I've done was all I did was work at every and stream. I didn't go anywhere. There's so many nice places and I just took months to actually started exploring. I arrived here in January and then didn't even go anywhere nice until April. Had to come alone. I thought, what was I doing the whole time? I guess I was just stressing out about getting a place to live, sourcing out my finances, creating a plan. How am I gonna get out of debt? Yeah, it took me a while to actually get out the house. Missed nearly missed out on all this beauty. My old self would've been like, oh, what's the point of you having a girl? Why bother? It's not really a good mindset to have. I guess it also helps. I get paid to do this now so I get to enjoy it and get paid. Doing kick. Definitely motivated me to come out more. Probably be all depressed in my house. Otherwise try and make stupid YouTube videos. I could have actually grabbed my water from the car. Hmm. Nah, water tastes the best when you're really thirsty. Let I get from Tesco. I, I wanna look for a plastic, wallet it for my signs and then hmm. Maybe we'll just have a look around. Might find something cool. You might get some cat rates. Mr. <inaudible> get those creamy tube things babe. They have a security doorbell at Tesco too. What are these pink things? It doesn't smell like anything. Damn. Look at these vicious weird funnel spiderweb inside of it. This is the spider. Oh no way. Is that the spider? It looks weird. Look it is just sitting there. Shall I poke it? Oh it moved. Oh it's massive. Creepy funnel. Web spiders are so op. The insect is so dumb 'cause they just walk into the web. You would think they could see it and not walk into it. Yes they can. Are there any insects that can eat a spider? I feel like spider's a bit overpowered. Making a mockery of the insects world. Catching them. Praying mantis could put up a fight. How the hell did I slip? It's not even a slope. Eight legs better than six. I wonder if the spider can taste different flavors depending on what insects it catches. Like sucking on a vape. It's this goo. Isn't it disgusting? I dunno if this goes anywhere. Just making sure no one's having sex in the bushes. I saw a deer here once it run away. Who said that? Something big that came through here. Trampled everything down. Maybe someone banged in here. Looks like someone banged here. It's all flattened. People definitely come here at night. Bang. That's why they come here in their camper bags. They probably come out at night and find a little bang spot to under the stars. People. The fuck Do they, are they German? Hello? Hello. Hi. I know why. I thought it sounded Japanese at first. They're walking really quickly. Yeah, sounds, yeah. It seems a bit weird. They came this way with a baby. Maybe the baby was conceived in a place like this. They're gonna make her the sibling for him. I wouldn't mind getting my witty out. I need to pee. Oh, there's a car park over there. That's why. Oh that's the, isn't that the car park? I usually park my car at. So now we'll go back because I don't want to go to that car park. Yeah, that's the car park I always park at. Usually. Guess that's to go back. I got white bum on this nature's toilet paper. Damn it market's still ripping. Hmm. No I don't wanna go to that car park. Go back. I might go Tesco soon. Three o'clock. Shit, I'm gonna get stuck in the rush hour. But it's school holiday so there's no school rush hour. Yeah, if I go now I can probably get there and be back home before 5:00 PM Rush hour. Still like having such a great time. Don't wanna leave. What shoes am I using? Just my vans. They've got holes in them now. Yeah. I probably head to Tesco now. Been here four hours. I can't believe it just been so nice. Get outta the house again and it's not raining. I feel like I'm in Jurassic Park. I remember when you didn't like going outside. Yeah. You appreciate it. I mean you enjoy it more when you get older. For some reason. I kind of take it for granted when you're younger or you don't care about it. 'cause when you're younger all you care about are things like video games, TV series girls. Although I still care about girls cinematic pose, I can't open my eyes 'cause it's too bright. The car, the car's like the save point. And then when I'm driving to the next place, it's like the loading screen. 20 minute loading screen and then SafePoint. Huh? I'm out. Not yet. Okay. Your tests go next. Oh that car looks nice. It's a Hyundai. Hyundai. It looks massive. Look at my car. My car's tiny compared to that one. My water. Now I'm going to Coton. Tesco? Yeah. I've got a car now. I got it last year. Put you in the back seat. Oh. Oh. It look zoomed in. Hmm. Okay. Okay. Tesco next. Is it always so loud when I start the cal? Hey we out if you, <silence> You get it's green. Why the color We are here discrete. I'm not really straight. No. Whatever. Tesco my favorite. What should I get? Just put that back if. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. <silence> Payments accepted. Thanks for shopping at all. My phone's getting hot. Slowing down. Oh go home. Oh my God. Rush hour soon Or maybe now we'll go home quick. Another 20 pounds at Tesco. 25 minutes drive. I still, I think I know how to go home from this Tesco. I'm not a hundred percent sure. Mm-hmm <affirmative> so people, all my guns come on. Fucking go. Gonna go red again. Oh my God. Supposed to be playing it on shuffle while all in a row. Fuck you doing Apple Music X fucking song. <silence> <silence> <silence> <silence> <silence> We hope yeah I made these signs. I feel like I should put the leave in yellow. I got hula hoops. More hula hoops. I've got a sushi which is here would be proud. Respecting her heritage. Oh, butter chicken. I might make curry tonight and Pop Ds. And I've got some yellow rice. I make a butter chicken curry Ro would crack a prawn salad. Starving. I'm gonna destroy it with my teeth and saliva. Let pee. Yeah, maybe have coffee too. Yeah, there's no toilet down here. Would be nice actually maybe I'll buy like a portable toilet. This phone sucks. Fucking iPhone. It keeps overheating And then it's so slow. I it took, it took like 10 seconds to find my Tesco club card. I need to print out my Tesco club card. QR code. God boiling in here. It takes eight. The phone gets really hot and then it gets really slow. Oh it's boiling hot now I already need another new phone. iPhone 12 Minis. Getting to a point where it's just unusable battery dies so quickly. Overheats. So that's slow motion phone. I need the latest. I'm streaming with the flip seven so I can't always use it. But secondary things. Need to get a new iPhone 17. Promax. Oh God that pros hat. It looks so good. I need to fix my music playlist. I'm getting really bored with some of the songs on it. Oh fuck. I forgot to buy sugar. Dammit. I get the new pixel tent. Maybe uh, get a new photo but an old one. Boring 17 pro max so I can open my Tesco club card. QR code quicker. I signing over me and I need a fork. Ah, Devon is nice drive around but it little sticky. I just wanna avoid 4:00 PM gets busy. It's still sticky. Why is it gonna have foam salad? Uh, hard day work at Kit Hill today. Walked up and down four hours. What is it saying? This? Oh that's weird. We got sushi. The sauce don't get so sauce on the above. Wasabi just adapt. And you are corn salad. Why is it lagging in my house? What the fuck? Let me switch it to IB cam. Hold on. Oh, okay. We're back. Look at my sushi. Um, um, no I didn't buy a t-shirt. Not yet. Um oh, ah, ah hmm. Hmm. Uh uh, uh uh oh. Oh, oh. Uh uh. I say destroy the meal and then the meal destroys me and then it destroys my toilet. Oh yeah. Yeah. Now how people say I ne I don't eat with my mouth closed. My mom used to make fun of my dad 'cause my dad would eat with his mouth closed and my mom would say he eats like a rabbit. <laugh>. My dad would be like <laugh>. He look a rabbit. <laugh>. Uh oh. <laugh>. The dog was funny and jumped over me. <laugh>, uh mm-hmm <affirmative> Was the granny hot? Uh oh. Ah, vomited The fuck is that noise? Oh. Oh God. Jenny Ortega is so ugly. The fuck is up with that jaw man. It looks crazy. Hmm. I feel like I'm high on food. Uh uh uh ah. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Uh, don't sound like the post lady comes all the way down my drive and walks past my front door to deliver to the neighbor. But she didn't deliver anything to me. Hmm mm-hmm <affirmative> I haven't put the sign up yet. I need more crisp. Finish eating. Oh, I don't even know when I'm gonna be hungry. Next. It's 30 5:00 PM Dinner's gonna be at like 10. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Hmm. The iPhone 17 looks weird. That's a big camera bump. Dunno if I like it. How small my camera bump is. Camera bumps gotten massive. No, I missed the, I got paid yesterday, which meant $1,350. Uh, I didn't add my earnings to my savings 'cause I paid rent on the same day that I got the money. So I didn't make anything. Really. I made 50 pounds. Rent was 900. I got paid nine. Five, five. So goes out, comes in and out again next Thursday. I can add a thousand pounds to my savings. First week of the month. I don't get to keep any of the money. That's the cost of her. The house Venus is completely vanished. She hasn't even posted any stories. She was spamming out stories earlier. And you get one brief moment of activity and then poof, they're gone. Just like crypt, just like Moon. All the same aren't they? One minute it's moon, then it's crypt, there's Venus and it all disappeared. So always is Maybe I'll have 5,000 pounds next week if I make an only fans video could get a couple hundred. I am really glad I didn't go home mate. My sister said there were some old people moved into the house for like a month and then they disappeared in the night without paying. They were supposed to pay 30 pounds a night or something for the downstairs bedroom. How am I supposed to stream in the house is like super old people down there. How am I supposed to go down and make food? I would've felt so trapped in my room and I don't even know where you go in Kent. Like Kit Hill, bog Hill, places like that. I don't even know if you have somewhere like that. All I know is Leeds Castle Moat Park. I always feared my mom would start moving random people into the house. I don't know why she does that. I hate it. It's like my worst nightmare of a bunch of random people in my house. Oh my God, mark is ripping. Oh God. Just when the fuck is he gonna crash? If I can save up 10,000 pounds, I would give her back 1000. How about that? I, I need to think about my own financial security. Not all of us just inherited a whole house. I'm not trying to rage bait anything. Just saying I want 10,000 pounds safety net. Uh, someone left a drinks flask on the ground. I wonder if it was that Gabe motorbike guy. That's where he parked his motorbike. I am having a food coma. Uh, I had sushi pwn salad. Two packets of hula hoops. It was good. I didn't do that many steps. I only did 7,000 steps yesterday. I got paid 950 pounds, which is $1,300. I spent it all on rent and bit food. It's all gone. It's funny. I make more money on cake than I do it on YouTube in a month in only a week with only like 80 dealers. <laugh>. I can't even make $1,300 in a whole month on YouTube. Even when I was trying really hard, I think one month I made 1,400 and that was just 'cause of Turkey time streaming every day. Also posting videos and streaming every day. Could barely crack 1,200 if I got some good click baits out on the second channel. Might crack 1000. YouTube's tough. You need big numbers like 20 K, 40 K and onwards. If you get below 10 K to use, good luck trying to make a thousand dollars a month. How would I even go back to YouTube? I don't know. Daily streaming again. Cranking out tech videos again. Trying to click bait switch two did. Okay. I guess. Made a couple hundred dollars. I made $6,000 in July on kick. Probably can't do that in August. I am too comfy in my house and I can't be bothered to go to Thailand and I've got no girls and I enjoy driving too much. I I probably wanna go to Thailand when it's winter tonight. Oh no. Only thing, only thing tempting me about Thailand is I might be able to get sex. Yeah. I wanna meet AJ as well. Boost my view is me, AJ and also sex rampage and maybe fuck a Ladyboy. Those are my goals but I, I'm gonna fuck a ladyboy. I want them to have like a nice dick. Not like little shriveled up tiny micro dick. I want them to have like a normal dick. Not just like floppy. Bit of foreskin. Is it gay fucking lady white? I don't think so. It's like if you eat a vegan beef burger, does that make you a carnival? No. You're still eating a vegan plant-based product but it's just in the shape of meat. Doesn't make you a meat eater. Uh, imagine I print out my Tesco club cup. QR code big a four sheet of paper and I bring it out at the self checkout <laugh>. That'd be funny. I thought if I was gonna fuck a lady, boy it might be fun to suck his dick. So I want them to have a nice dick. I'm not sucking on built for skin. Like blowing up a balloon. Ah, that stupid sound. Yeah. The idea of a gay escort is kind of weird. You'd think they'd just do it for free. Like I'd, I'd happily have sex for free with a girl. You don't imagine the girl paying you for sex. Yeah, unless she's ugly then maybe it must be gross. I don't know how the hook is doing. I bet when I'm the customer they think, oh thank God he's not fat and ugly and stinking. I'm probably a hooker's. Ideal dream client. Not scary looking. Not covered in tattoos speaks nicely. Soft spoken but they wish they were all like me. They probably get some ugly old fucks gross faces. Must be a tough job. Someone's gotta do it. I want a phone that stays cool. Doesn't slow down and big battery. Any ideas? iPhone 17 it. Yeah, next month I should go Thailand. Buy it. Save money. I'm too lazy to get up What's on the agenda. Just came back from Kit Hill and Tesco. Had a nice day. Got attacked by a vicious dog. He jumped over me. I shouldn't have sold my stocks. Barry Gold ripped nearly $24 Tesla rips soon. Jump back into Bar Gold. Look at Barett Gold. Uh, up 22%, 38% outperforming s and p 500 mm I am long. US 100 and shorts at the same time. Shorts are way down. I want market to crash but I'm long in case it doesn't crash. Um, equally long and short at the same time. I am hoping it rips and then I take profit on the long and then it crashes and then I break even on the shorts. And who's richer? Hi Kajima or that Miyazaki guy from Sigo Ghibli. Master of anime versus master of weird video games. How come Japanese is so good at making stories? They're very good storytellers aren't they? Resin evil. Final fantasy. You don't see anything coming out of Korea do you? Or China? You name one single Chinese like famous story franchise game or movie or like anime. What do they even have? Anime. The hell does even China make? All they got is Ong Hin impact. What's so so mobile phone, trash games. UK's pretty good. Got Harry Potter. Lord of the Rings. James Bond, Peter Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh, the UK's got loads of famous stuff. AA mil wrote Winnie the Pooh And he also went into the trenches for World War I just like Tolkien. Who wrote Lord of the Rings sad. What happened to Winnie the po? I mean AA mil wasn't his son actually called Christopher Robin and then he was bullied. So then he hated Winnie the PO 'cause he was bullied for it. They just wanna be left alone. What in gratitude And um Oh yeah, I saw that meme saying um, every character in Winnie p has some kind of mental illness. <laugh> donkey Ior has depression. Winnie the Pooh has autism or something. The piglet has anxiety. Doesn't rabbit have OCD? Tigger has a DHD. <laugh>. I like E or Peter Rabbit's pretty good. Very underrated. What about farthing Wood? Do you remember that? The animals of Farthing wood. It was like a group of animals led by a fox and there was a badger and then the little rabbits and mice. I know what they were trying to do. Like escape from danger all the time. And then you had the evil foxes who were like wolves, the Vicks and, and then they would fight. I forgot the name of the main character Fox. You know a lot of these cartoons when I was growing up about animals in danger, trying to avoid humans and stay safe like a watership down. I kind of like that. I had this fantasy as a kid. I was just fragile, weak rabbit getting hunted by a cat. The cat would pin me down and I'd be under its mercy. Kind of turn me on. I kind of like the feeling of being prey, hiding and running. And I like the intro of Watership down. Have you seen it? And they say they gave all the animals of the kingdom deadly claws and fangs and teeth. But they gave the rabbit nothing 'cause he was naughty. So then the rabbit baked and baked the sun god for something. So the sun, God gave the rabbit long legs to run away and sharp long ears so they can hear danger and big eyes go run faster than any other animal. Yeah, the intro was cool. It was like, oh rabbits are multiplying too, too fast and eating all the grass. Being cocky and sneaky. So the God decided to punish the rabbit, gave all the other animals deadly claws and teeth to hunt them down. Maybe I'll show it to you one time. I don't really see any rabbits here for some reason unless you go to that warren place in Ken. There's rabbits everywhere in the garden, in springs, baby rabbits everywhere. I don't see any rabbits out on that field or anything. I kind of miss seeing rabbits and scrolls. I don't see, I don't see anything there. I see pheasants. I don't see any squirrels or no rabbits. Where are the squirrels at? Why are there no squirrels in Devon? I've never seen any squirrel here or badges. There are dead badges on the road everywhere in Kent. You're not allowed to touch it. 'cause they might have tuberculosis. You're also not allowed to hunt badgers 'cause it's protected by 'cause I think they're like ex going extinct or something so you're not allowed to shoot them. But farmers hate them 'cause they carry tuberculosis. That's what I saw from Jeremy Clarks and Shane, I They're cold. I thought you weren't allowed to. Well I watched that thing on Clarkson's farm. That's what he said. My sources of information. Jeremy Clarkson. I don't know why he's so obsessed with farming now. If I was a rich millionaire it's not what I'd be doing. I've got a Thailand, fuck my brains out. Not fussing around the stupid farm. Imagine being a bazillionaire and you're like 60, 70 something fussing about on a farm. It doesn't even make money. Yeah, well most people have a strong connection with where they live in the community. You can only do what I suggested. If you have no connection to where you live, don't know anyone. I feel like all it would take is me knowing one person in the area to make me feel more grounded, connected to it. Even if I knew one person where we just met like once a month. It would make me feel a bit more anchored. Like anger V one. And I watch these guys on the internet just having raw sex with these tie girls on camera since fun. How do they get away with it? How do they meet these girls? Do they pay them? They don't blur her face or anything. They're just not on camera too inside the pussy. Meanwhile I can't find a single girl's even gone a date with. Yeah I thought it's illegal to make porn in Thailand. How are these white guys banging Thai girls on camera? No sense. Are they? I don't know. They must be doing it in Thailand. Do they just not care? Maybe Thailand just doesn't clump clamp it down on it. I heard sometimes in Japan, um, people have their houses raided if they're suspected of making porn without blowing out the genitals. 'cause you have to mosaic out the genitals in Japan to legally make porn. Mm-hmm <affirmative> I was thinking it would be nice if I was in Thailand for the hearing. 'cause then I wouldn't really care about it anymore. Take my mind off it. It would just seem so small and tiny and insignificant. If I was in Thailand starting a new life, just thinking maybe I'll go between the 15th and the 20th or if I go on the day of the hearing, oh I can't be bothered. But I thought maybe I should go to it. It's weird why countries are so strict about porn. If people wanna fuck on camera, just let them do it. Not harming anyone unless it's like trafficked or they enslaved someone. I heard this messed up thing. I don't know which countries in Indonesia or Philippines. Apparently they shaved it a Ranu Tang and then turned it up and they were banging it. That's messed up. They put makeup on it too. That's wild. I might prepare my signage before the night set. Oh what? What time did I come home? Have a two hour break Eating and snacking. I know. Oh I thought I got sore sauce on the ground. Why is the bin stinks already? That's a new bin. New bin bag. Oh I'm cold. Oh no. Of give a shit tanking. Oh $12 an hour gonna be broke. Okay. Hmm hmm Okay. Yeah. The trick was self raising flour. Maybe I have to try message gamer girl tonight. Otherwise she's gonna think I'm not interested anymore. Girls get mad if you don't message her. Yamar girl unmatched me 'cause I didn't message her. She didn't message me either. Girls are weird with this texting thing. Like you text too much, they get annoyed. You don't text enough. They think you've lost interest. So then they lose interest. They preemptively lose interest. Hmm. Indian girl messaged me. Should I ask her what happened to her Bumble account? What happened to Venus? Oh no she vanished. So her Indian girl says it's hard to get around without a car. Um, I can take you around when we meet if you like. Really weird. Why her Bumble account got deleted. Says deleted account. Oh congrats. Maybe I can joke and say is it because you found me? Is it because I'm all you need? Maybe I messaged game girl 6:00 PM already. Hey, how is it going? Hey, how was your day? Oh the nymph girl finally read my message after like a week. But she didn't reply. Yeah, tell me you're not interested without telling me you're not interested. Thanks a lot. Spanish girl didn't reply. Don't bring it up. Hmm? Do you think it'd be weird if I bring it up that Okay so the plan is put my make it waterproof. I also got this one. I would be surprised if they still knock after reading the sign. I mean everything's explained in the sign. And being impersonated online, I did not book. You can't be much more clearer. Well I put escorts so post lady and the Amazon guy won't get confused. Turn it upside down. Mm could do. I will leave a note for the post lady too. How you're doing. Wait, if it's upside down it's gonna fall out wouldn't it? Oh God smells so good. Why is my feet smells so nice? Oh my dream girl would have feet smell on like mine and then when we do missionary I suck on her toes. I rub a foot all over my face. Yeah, it's necessary to put the signs 'cause I'm fed up having to explain it. Every time an idiot knocks on the door. Gamer girl replied. She called me love. She said hi love. It's been good. Glad it's the weekend. How's yours been? Uh, I had a nice walk Kit Hill. Have you been there before? She calling me love already. Do I have any pic? Oh I do her take a pic. I took a picture back in April of the horse. Maybe I'll send her that. They like it when they, when you send pictures and they feel more connected. Oh shit. Indian girl wants me to call her. She said you can call me if you like. Um, I don't wanna call. I just want a voice message prediction. Does Indian girl have an Indian accent? <laugh>, what should I say? Um, I'm a bit, I'm a bit busy now. I thought I'd just send you a voice message. We could call later. How about that? I'm a bit busy now. Hmm. I've gotta rehearse it. I'm a bit busy now. I'm a bit busy now. What am I busy doing though? She hasn't asked me what I do for a living. I'm a bit busy. A thumb at Tesco. I'm a bit busy now. I thought I'd just send you a voice message first. We could call later. Uh, I'm a bit busy now. Fuck now I've said it too many times. It sounds weird. I thought I'd just send you a voice message first. We could call later. I thought I'd just send you a voice message first and then we could call later. What? I've got enabled data to send that. What? MMS not supported by couldn't send a message. Oh, this says why you need WhatsApp or something. Can't you just get WhatsApp? Resend. Oh MMS is not supported by network. Fucking hell. Why doesn't she have WhatsApp? Oh, voice message doesn't work with texts. That's weird. Oh, I can't even bother the word phoning. All these phone calls have been like putting teeth first That tiger and in Venus. Maybe I have some nicotine. What if she sounds really Indian? Eh, that's still bang. Won't my willy smell? I can tell her I'm having Indian food tonight. The thought of you babes. Imagine I invite a girl back to my place and I forgot to take the signs down. She'd be like, what the fuck's this? I don't know what bra. I don't feel addicted. Like I don't feel like, oh God I want it so badly now. Hmm. It's got tattoos so I doubt she's like traditional Indian. Definitely born here. Should I just ask her if she wants to come to my place? She might say yes. A torpedo bit. The thing that makes me suss is that she's 26 and she's not fat. She's making me feel a bit suss. Why would someone 10 years younger than me who's not fat and ugly be interested. Maybe she likes Asian guys. It's on the side. Actually. Depends. Says my MMS doesn't support it. Hello? Testing. Hmm. Maybe Vodafone sucks. I dunno why she doesn't have WhatsApp. But a game a girl called me love. Does she love me already? Unless I have to. Maybe I have to add her as a contact. Ah, save contacts to phone testing. Doesn't let you send voice messages. MMS not supported by network. Oh, stupid. Kind of shut myself in the foot. I don't wanna do a call. I'm scared. Oh God. Maybe I have some nicotine. I am worried. I'm gonna run out questions and then accidentally go. So why did your account get deleted? Should I not ask her? No, I'm kind of into her. She looks good. Well, she's going to think I'm weird. Why? I keep insisting on voice messages. Can you send me one? I just wanna see what she sounds like. I don't really want to talk on the phone. I don't think voice message wouldn't work. It's stupid isn't it? What do you mean? MMS doesn't support voice messages. She said give me a minute. Yeah, but if I do a phone call then I have to talk back and I won't. Voice message gives me time to think of an answer. But it was a phone call. I gotta think of an answer straight away. And as you know, it takes me a long time to think of what to say. And if she suddenly says, so what do you do for a living? What do I say? I am a delivery driver. Why not? I was, she's taking a long time. Maybe she can't send one either. Maybe download WhatsApp. I don't know. She said give her a minute. It's been three minutes. Oh God. I hate phone calls. I really hate phone calls. The worst thing is when you both start speaking at the same time or one cuts out or she can't hear you. Or when you both dunno what to say and then you're like, so, Hmm. Do you like movies? Yeah. It was hard like trying to get out of the Venus called. So have a nice drink. See towards you later. She says it says not sent. Hmm. Okay. Don't worry about it then Don't worry about it. That's strange. Well I'm not gonna insist on a phone call. Said you're always welcome to give me a call for a chat if you like. Oh fuck. I shot myself in the phone. It is now. Okay. Maybe I'll mute it. Si cannot connect your call sis. It is not possible to connect your call. Why not? Hello? Hello? Hey, that's strange. I couldn't call you. So how are you <laugh>? I'm good. I was out to walking. <laugh> walking. Yeah. And then went to Tesco, bought some food. Yeah, it was okay. Make dinner. That's it really. How about you? Okay. What you reading? Hmm? What's it about? Yeah, sounds good. <laugh>? No, I only have that as a snap if I'm lazy to make anything. You really hate them that much? What? <laugh> such as? Yeah. No. Okay. So have you been to Japan before? If you like rummy. I was there last year for a few months and just walked around a lot. Had food, met a friend of mine. What was that? Yeah, I like Japan. It's nice. Last year I went to Osaka and Tokyo. Yeah. Oh and Kyoto pretty crowded. Yeah, it's nice there. Um, kind of. Is that like star signs? Yes. Okay. Why? Yeah. Oh, sounds interesting. What do you need to know to um, get the answer? Date of birth? Uh, 1991. Yeah. Do you need the month? And they uh, 34 <laugh>. Didn't it say on my profile You didn't say. Oh okay. That's true. It's not that big is it? It depends what you think. Yeah. Yeah. So you just need the, the year for the astro thing. Um, so the day would be 20th of March for the month? Yeah. What would you have to do? Put it into a website I'm living in now or born? Uh, May 10th. Yeah. It's in Kent. No, I asked my mom before but she says she doesn't know either. <laugh>. No, really? I've been to soul before. Answered it all. That's okay. <laugh>? Yeah, I have a sister but she lives in Kent. She lived with your family or just your sister? Yeah. It's nice having to have you in place. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Sounds good. Okay, see you then. Bye. Hmm. Dunno if that went well. I didn't even get to ask you about meeting. Oh my stomach hurts when she asked me my age. I was like, oh shit. What is my fake age in my, with my ear? And she said she was, she had a planned walk planned and she's in Plymouth. Oh. I didn't even get to ask about meeting up. I was gonna ask her what she thinks about when she can meet. Hmm. You know, maybe in a few hours I say, how was your walk? And then I can do the when are you three thing? So she started doing this astro thingy. I don't know why she randomly brought that up. And then someone knocked on the door and then she said, hold on a minute. And then she came back. Yeah. She sounds normal. She seems surprised by my age. I said didn't you see on the profile? Huh? My stomach hurts. Ah. So I hate voice chat. I don't know. It sounded a bit like an excuse to leave the call. Oh, I got a walk planned. It should get going. Okay. It's six 40 I think. Um, I sent her a follow up message at maybe half, eight to nine asking how was the walk? And then I've got the spring and the question when you free. Oh my stomach hurts. Like it's gonna explode. Come on just fart already. Huh? Oh god. I hate voice calls. Ah, okay. Two hours. I have to say. How is your walk? And then basically ignore whatever answer she says. I've gotta be quick with the meetup. Uh uh. I think I'm better in person than on the phone. I don't know why the phone gives me so much anxiety. I really hate phone calls. Really? I hate that. Hello? Can you hear me? Yeah. Hello? Yeah. Can you hear me? Hello? Yeah, I can hear you. Oh God. Video calls even worse. I'm glad she didn't suddenly ask me. Why did I move here from Kent? I don't think she knows where Kent is. I dunno why. I find it strange. I people in Cornwall, Devon have no idea about anything in Kent. Like maid stone, Ashford leads castle. I feel like saying, how'd you not know Maidstone uh, market's just tanking and ripping and tanking and ripping all day. Are we going up? Are we not going up? Oh man. Man's biggest fear isn't it? Women rejecting you. So the biggest source of pleasure, a woman liking you and then biggest source of fear and anger. Women rejecting you and then, I don't know, blocking you or something. Or starts seeing to hate on you. Women always say men have all the power and it's not fair. But I don't know from the point of view as of a man, a woman that could make or break my life because they hold the key to this thing that all men want. And it all depends on if you can impress them or not. Or make them like you. So like having a multiple choice answer, multiple choice question. If you get the answer wrong, you don't get to eat tonight. Hmm. Okay. Well at least I've done it. She sounds nice. Although I was a bit, um, a bit nervous. She seemed to make a big fuss about my age. She was like, well 1991. But imagine even if she knew my real age. How about 1989? How can you? Makes no sense. Well just based off my date of birth, you can figure out where I would be most happiest living all the rubbish. Yeah. She said, are you into astro ology? I was like, yeah. <laugh>. Yeah. All men were all into astrology and pottery and knitting and sewing. We love it. Yeah. That's why I feel a bit, I don't know, I'd prefer it if she was a bit older, like 29 or 30, 26. I'm not complaining. I mean if she likes me 26 younger, the better. It's just I'm feeling like, are you sure she's gonna like me If she likes me, fine. Be 21, 22. Like it. If this makes me feel a bit nervous, thinking she has more power since she's younger, like she's got more leverage. My only leverage would come from money and a house and a car. I, I gotta try and phone call game girl to create a A connection. A rapport. Good talk. Hmm. No I wouldn't match with anyone under 20. That's be it. Strange. I would instantly think she's either a scammer or she's a prostitute or time waster. I wouldn't even bother. Okay. Back to my signage. All right. So I'll hang this up. How would I read it at night? I was thinking I put my porch light on. Yeah, my neighbor definitely runs a taxi service. He's got a big multi person car. I could probably see him take me to the airport. Provide that. I dunno about the CCTV warning sign. Seems a bit excessive. Oh shit. The neighbor's back. I've got a hundred of these. I think I bought too many. Uh, it's seven o'clock. I haven't done my exercise. Do you think they'll still knock even seeing the note if they do knock? I'll just say, um, can you see the note just explained? Put it like that. Imagine it blows away about I've gotta take the sides. Mm. I don't know if I wanna put the camera warning embarrass. If neighbor saw the sign, I really don't care. They'll find it funny. If anything I'll if my towel stinks 'cause it was wet. It smells okay by an actual CCTV system. I have A-C-C-T-V system. What do you mean? I have a camera. I have a blink camera we talking about. Look, maybe I'll put it on the inside like, like that. I'll put it on the inside. I dunno if you can see it though at night. I'll check later. I put the cellar tape on the wrong side. Hell, oh my god. So let's go this side. Uh, okay, have a look at this. So we got the sign CCTV sign with the CCTV camera. I need more tape on it. And then we got the explanation note. No prostitutes. Thank you. Just take this one. Yeah. Pretty good. Well it's a bit wonky. There should be good. Oh yeah, that's better. Escorts. Please leave. I'm being impersonated lying. I did not book you game girl messaged. She said Oh well that looks lovely. I don't think I have actually. I said have you been to Kit Hill? I said that looks lovely. I don't think I have actually. Hmm. Always really hard to reply to this girl. What to say back to that I could take you one day and then she'll just go, yes, that sounds good. Oh shit. It's not Amazon. He shall be the first to see my new signage. Yeah. That's why those prostitutes, when I ask them what are you here for? They never say for sex. 'cause if they say that, they're saying they know their stuff don't they? They always say, oh here to spend. Oh shit, he's coming to my house. No he's not. Yeah, they always say, oh here to spend some time. Yeah, they're They're not dumb aren't they? Apart from getting trolled I guess. Reverse sting operation. Yeah. Okay. What do I say to gamer girl? I don't think I have actually. Um, what should I say to that? Fuck the prostitutes. Okay, you pay for it then. I'm not paying for it. I think I'm paying 500 pounds. Ask ai. Yeah. Hey again Daniel, what's new? Talking to a girl. I said, have you been to this place that I quite like going to for walks? And she says, no, it looks lovely. And she's never been there before. What should I follow up with? You could say it's a date, then we should go for a walk there sometime. I'm sure you'll love it. What do you think? It's friendly and inviting and it gives her the option to say yes or suggest something else. But we've kind of already planned to go somewhere else. No worries. You could say, well maybe we can keep it in mind for next time. Looking forward to our plans though. It's gonna be fun. This gonna be fun <laugh>. Yeah, I could just say we could go to get that sometime. Um, she was just gonna say Yeah, that sounds lovely. I know exactly what she's gonna say to that. Um, I'll just say, hmm. I think it's my favorite place here so far. Tesco's is nearby too. I always gotta bring up Tesco's. I feel like I shouldn't ask her what her weekend plans are. Well if she's got a date or I'm just, I've got a date with another guy. Well why aren't he? I think it's my favorite place here so far. Um, imagine that I like, I say oh it's really nice, we should go. And then she comes, she drives all the way there and it's just like a hill <laugh> with nothing there. So I say hope we can go together sometime. Bit sloppy. Well it works on Japanese women. Japanese women love it when you do the uni. Japanese girls get wet When you say uni because it means you, you're planning, you're hoping to do stuff together like romantically. I dunno if it works on British girls. Too bad I didn't get the recording of the girl coming 'cause I hadn't paid for the recording service at that moment. I have it now. I got a better camera angle as well. Now. Do what Dave Gibson does. Dave Gibson records the foot. Gets the footage from his ring doorbell or no, Dave Gibson has the same camera. I have Blink. That's why my mom got it. My mom got it too probably. 'cause Dave Gibson recommended it. He saves it and then he posts it on YouTube. The bin men and the Amazon men. And then he makes funny noise, funny voices at them. SD card. No, it's like a cloud service only. Who's Dave Gibson? My stepdad. Too bad he didn't have any hot daughters. He doesn't have any kids. But if he had daughters they'd be tall as a fuck wouldn't they? No. Gibson is related to Dave Gibson. The long lost half Brothers. David Gibson's house. Quite nice. I went there a few times when he was sick. Me and my mom brought him shopping. It's like a fully detached, I think two bedroom, maybe three bedroom. I'm not sure. It's got a garden living room, kitchen and a conservatory. I think he said he bought it for like 250 K. I'm not sure. My sister didn't mention him. I asked my sister, how are things at home? There's that movie by Mel Gibson and he go, Apocalypto seems interesting. It seems kind of depressing. Like well that's what happens when you get left behind technologically. You just become so far behind. You can't have no hopes of catching up. Got to evolve or die out. It's the harsh reality of life. You know, sometimes you play Mario Kart and you get so far behind the pack and even if you got the boosts and the magic bullet speeding up to catch up, it's just too late. Everyone's crossing the finish line. You just can't catch up every time that happens. It makes me think of the Native Americans that they just had no chance catching up with the blows and allies. It wasn't even the weapons that wipes them out. Mostly it was um, disease. Wasn't it like smallpox? Well how come they didn't have diseases to wipe out the Europeans back? Because Europeans so dirty. Like see being dirty and filthy and Unhygienic has its prose. I guess <laugh> wage, chemical warfare. So what's the movie about if it's not about the Europeans? Didn't they have any Native American diseases like the Red px? Well at least the Americans showed some respect and named all of their military hardware after tribe names like Top Hawk Missile, Apache Helicopter Cherokee something. What about Chinook? The big double rotor helicopter is that a tribal name has something to do with blankets. What have you seen that movie where it's like all about rape? It's so I won't say it with me that it was so depressing. Apparently people walked out in the cinema on it. It's like, oh I forgot British colonial troops raping people maybe in the Americas. I forgot where it was. There's like a bunch of psycho UK officers that go on a rape rampage and then they rape this woman's husband. No, they rape the woman in front of her husband and then murder him. And then she goes crazy and then hunts him down for revenge. And then they like, they find some random black woman slave and then they kidnap her and they like tie her up and put her on the wagon and they bang randomly in the jungle. It was crazy. I forgot what it was called. It was so miserable. And then the woman who gets R ad in the beginning, she hunts 'em down and like murders them. I had to see some pretty depressing stuff while I was being with me now. Oh well the colonial times must have just been chaos. Why would I watch it? I didn't wanna watch it. It was stupid me as idea me. And it made me watch a bunch of messed up stuff. It wasn't really action based. It was like psychological, psycho thriller kind of movie. And maybe it was in Australia. They also captured like an aboriginal guy who was navigating them through the jungle and then they shoot him in the head. And I think it was uh, like an Australian thing with Brits in Australia colonizing it. Mila kept trying to show me gore as well. She, he was like, Daniel look at this. Chopping his head off. And I was like, oh God no. When Venus started going on about the dark web, I thought, oh girl. Not another Meer. If I'm in a relationship and I have to pick a movie, uh, kind of like alien alien's, good series. I tried watching Star Wars with Shahi. I actually felt embarrassed. <laugh> 'cause S had never seen Star Wars before and she knew I kind of liked it. So we watched Return of the Jedi and I was cringing. I was thinking, oh my God, as someone who has never seen Star Wars, this must seem so lame to her. Like little furry teddy bears running around, whacking the storm troopers with stones and sticks in like big fat jab of the heart, slug. Everything just looked really cringe. So I quickly said, um, it's more of a nostalgia thing. You, you only like it if you watch it growing up <laugh>, I embarrassed. Stupid little Ewok things. Return of cello is probably the cringes one. Which you mean I say the most offensive, unfiltered. I just described the movie. I think the first one was good. Uh, A New Hope. It was cool with the mystery of the Jedi and Luke training. And then he gets his family murdered and then he's like, I got nothing here left for me. I want to go with you Ben. And they have that cool space battle. And then they attack the Death Star. Yeah, the first movie was Good. Empire Strikes Battle was good too, but it was a bit depressing 'cause everything just seemed to go wrong for the heroes. But the, the Hoff battle seemed really cool with the Walkers and the Hoff battle was really cool. I like the snow and the Rebel Soldiers uniforms were pretty cool. And I like the Turbo laser charging up. Yeah, that was one of the coolest intro parts. I didn't like Return of Jedi that much. The snow was okay. I'm not really that into it. I used to be really into it. And then the Disney movies came out and then I stopped liking it. Like Disney one sucked. Oh God. Ren was such an awful villain. He just, when he took his helmet off I was like, oh my God. Put it back on <laugh>. Adam Driver has a weird face. He's not scary. He just seems kind of cringe. Darth Vader was scary. And the woman, what was her name? Ray? Ugh, terrible. Yeah, I think Ben Kenobi was the best with e Ewen. Ewen McGregor, who was my favorite. And <inaudible> Darth Mall was pretty cool as well. The prequels were way better than the Disney movies. That's I do the vomit sound on the phone. So it didn't go up. Woo. Yeah. I could say to the Indian girl, how was your walk? And then say I was gonna, I wanted to ask you, when are you free? We could meet up. Should I just say, do you wanna come to my place? That that might torpedo my chances. I could say, do you wanna come to my place or we could meet up outside first if you like. You never know. She might be freaky. Take your sign down maybe. I really hope she doesn't wanna meet in Plymouth. But she doesn't drive. She, she doesn't drive. So I had to drive then and drive her back here. I can't get her to take the bus. That's not very gentleman. Me. She probably lives on the outskirts, not in the city center. I have had Tinder matches where I just said, do you wanna meet? Do you wanna come over my place? And they said, okay. Oh I want a relationship or bang, I want both. Oh my goal is three girlfriends at the same time. How would she know Reddit will find and tell her? How are they gonna find her? Well I guess the race is on. Can they find her before I bang her? Daniel versus the haters. I'm like the stable boy And then all these obstacles in my way like getting banned on Tinder. But where there's a will, there's a way. Can a landlord legally do what? It's too bad. I didn't spend time building a fake Instagram. I have one but I didn't really put anything on it so it looks suss. Okay, what should I do tomorrow? Oh I didn't do my exercise. It's already seven bicep time. Everything feels accelerated. 'cause I spent four hours on Kit Hill. I love my Kit Hill so much. I feel like it's only probably 2:00 PM or something. Eight. Eight. Easy. Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy. I never turned TTS off. I don't know why you guys think I turned it off. Why do you think I turned it off? I didn't turn it off. Stop saying I turned it off. Got it. Good. You download. Where did you don? I don't have any Don. I don't know where you're doning it to but I'm not getting any of it. I didn't get any money a week ago. Oh what? Talking about I got five days ago Di Yang, $1 13 days ago. Flames of Ster 19 six And then Ang. Ang What's your PayPal name? Barrett Gold. Oh yeah. 18 days. Well this one <laugh> 18 days ago Warn Gold, gold, gold, gold. Wow. Same gold. 18 days ago. Wow. That's a long time ago. Getting massive. Look at that. Yeah. Barrett Gold's ripped 10% after I sold it. All you guys said Sir, look now Daniel. Now look, I sold it and it's ripping nearly $24. You made me lose money. Now the Indian girl had a normal British accent like mine. So she's not Indian. She means she looks Indian but she's born in the uk. I'm gonna try, I was gonna ask her on the phone but then she, she said she had to go. I didn't get my chance. Ah, well I can't complete. Wait, I didn't do pushups. Oh thanks now. And I'll drop the charges under these conditions. I want your pandemic switch to Bobby Brown. 2020 total donut delivered to my plate every week for one year exercise. Done. Have you seen my sign? Looks pretty good. Escorts. Please leave. I'm being impersonated. I did not book you and I've got this sign here. 24 hour CCTV in operation. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Genius got a hundred a four punch packets. If the postman shows up, who cares? She's not an escort Is she? I need a more powerful camera though. Uh, I need one that my dad had. My dad had a really high quality one for spying on the gypsies. 'cause I don't think mine is good enough to read a license plate unless it comes really close. I, I don't know what kind of camera you need. I mean ring camera is probably not gonna be good enough either. 'cause these are wide angle lenses. You need something more telescopic. Hmm. Well if anyone's up to no good, they're not gonna come right up to the house are they? I mean they're not gonna park right up to the house. They're gonna park further away. Further. Is that Mr. Mi? Mr. Mi is outside the front of the house and Venus is watching. Is she? Venus? I miss you. My baby. And she didn't reply to my message. I think the guy left his drink bottle. I see the drink bottle on the ground where he parts his motorbike. I don't think he took it. Where did he put his drink bottle? Someone put a drink bottle out there on the ground. I Venus what? Venus said that she wanted me to spank her ass. She's being naughty girl. What's her subreddit been saying recently? She's kind of gone missing. What? Why does it say this community has no posts? What happened to Venus' Subreddit? Oh I see it now. That was weird. No new posts. Venus has kind of gone missing. Yeah, I didn't sex her. I thought it'd be weird. She kept asking me to sex her. Hmm. Game of goals. Replying. Let's see what she says. Yeah, well I'm not replying to her. She replies a boring answer. I keep talking about meeting up and she's just giving me nothing. Oh thank God. She actually asked me a question. Jesus Christ. I haven't opened it but I can see so far. Have you been in this corner of dot.dot I'm what The rest that's yeah. Well I'm not desperate. I'm not opening it straight away. Finally it's showing some interest in me. Yeah, I've only traveled all around the world. Had multiple experiences. Um, yeah I'm probably more interesting than you are. You're probably even been out of corn. Better start showing me some interest. Market's gonna rip. I'm up six pounds already. Market's easy. You just go long, let it rip and then take profit and then it will tank and then you go long again. Rinse and repeat. Uh, yeah, I've been to Germany, France, Majorca Islands, Germany and France. And um, where else? Been to Norway. Two week holiday in Norway. Tonight I'm having butter chicken with pepper Ds and I've got that yellow rice. I'm making curry. Yeah, Norway was boring. Didn't like it and I guess it's okay. Nothing wrong with it. It's just boring. Food was boring. Places were a bit boring and I guess the Fs looked kind of nice. I went on a ferry like not a ferry but like a boat that goes a fjord tour boat. It was okay I guess. Yeah. I had sex with Korean ex in Norway. I don't think there's a part. I think Taiwan is the only country I've been to that I didn't have sex in. I had sex in every other country I went to. Malaysia was close, but then I got a prostitute. So yeah, I had sex in Malaysia too. Oh, oh no, no, no, no, no. I had sex with Jira in Malaysia. 'cause I went to Malaysia with Jira didn't I? So yeah. Only place I haven't had sex in is Taiwan. We gotta fix that later, don't we? Where's the chicken? Oh my bum in the shop in the films. And I got chicken filets and, okay, it's answered game ago. It's only been four minutes. She said. Have you been in this corner of the UK long? I moved here in February. So not that long. How about you? Now she's gonna ask why did you move here? Oh shit, what do I say? I had an exciting opportunity to move up in the career ladder of my company. We have offices based in Devon. Unfortunately, for reasons that were not my own fault, I got fired. I was working in say cyberspace cybersecurity industry. And my office had a branch in Devon and posted me here <laugh>. But it's top secret. I cannot discuss any further and under strict NDA and my what? I say my, I had a fight with my mom and she kicks me out. That sounds kind of stupid. I I I told someone I was in Thailand. Who was that? Oh the nymph girl. And then she didn't reply to me and she left me on Reid. Well bitch, she would say, why did you move from Kent? I could say, um, I mean where would I move if I wasn't gonna move all the way here? Like if I had to move outta my mom's house and there was no reason to come, where would I have moved to? I wouldn't have moved here. I would've just unknown. You know, my mom told me to do the dishes and I said I did do the dishes. Screw you. And I got in my car and I fled. Don't ever tell me to do something I already did 'cause I didn't do it. What <laugh> don't ever tell me to do something I didn't not do. Don't ever say I didn't do the thing that I did do. But you said that I didn't do. It will ruin your day. Your day will be rude. You will ruin the date until you cannot ruin it anymore. See, this is why I hate phone calls. 'cause you don't have time to prepare your answer. You gotta be quick. If she suddenly goes. So what is your movie here? I'll be like um, um, um, I just, I like the countryside. Oh don't you have countryside in Kents? Um, yeah but it's not as good as countryside here. Could be honest. Couldn't I honest or lie? Hmm? Why did I move all the way here? Wanted a change of scenery and I thought it looks, I could say um, I don't know. Did I like Indian girl's voice? Yeah, she sounds nice. I've got four girls going at the moment. I've got gamer girl, Indian girl, Spanish girl. Wait, that's just three. Yeah, I had Myanmar girl and nymph girl but they've gone. I ghosted Myanmar girl and then she unmatched me and nymph girl doesn't reply. Spanish girl is in Spain, got three potential girls. Indian girl seems interesting. Okay. I need a reason why I moved to Devon. I Hmm hmm. Um, now I can't tell the truth really. I gotta just say I wanted How much do you think it would cost in Kent to rent a place like this? Is it really cheaper here? I do think Devin is nicer than Ken in general. So I could just say, oh it's just nicer. Yeah, I just want live somewhere peaceful and quiet. Now that I'm retired, I'm an ex famous YouTuber just retired. Living off of his remnants of an audience. Just chilling, not making anything. Now I'm like PewDiePie but not a millionaire or have a wife or kid just chilling. Now that I've done my viral content, had my peak, had my 15 minutes of fame. Now I'm just chilling with you guys. The OG fans. Ven doesn't talk to me anymore. She doesn't even reply to my messages. I think she's just busy. Probably high. She said I was born here. So basically forever. Where did you move from? Should I say Thailand? <laugh>. Hmm. She said that isn't very long. I was born here. So basically forever. Where did you move from now then she's gonna say why did you move shit? Oh fuck. Should I say I was living in Thailand. She doesn't really seem like a traveler world international traveler kind of person. I four years up country for uni. And where Up country means up country. Is that like London or the north? Where did you move from? I moved from Colonial period Imperial Japan. I was a scout for he or heater. I was lost in the jungle for decades. When I emerged they had told me World War II was over 40 years ago. Unfortunately I had murdered and bayonetted several dozen innocent villages in the jungle thinking they were enemies. Web of lies will catch up with you. Yeah. But by then she'll be in love with me. Hmm. Let me think. It's gotta be honest but not too revealing. Uh, okay, first of all I address what she said was basically here forever. Okay. Well I was living in Thailand for a few years. I was living in Thailand for a few years but decided to come back to the uk. Uh, but originally I'm from Kent. Should I just preemptively answer the question that I know she's gonna ask? Why did you move? Decided to come to Devon? Because I decided to move to Devon because um, it's just nicer than, I mean it is true. It is nicer than Ken. I have to say. I decided to move to Devon because I mean it's not that far from Ken. Is it? 'cause most stupid bitch she kicked me out the house 'cause I didn't do my dishes. Hey, how about that? I was living in Thailand for a few years but I decided to come out to UK 'cause I was in crippling debt. But originally I'm from Kents and I decided to move to Devon because uh, it just seems, 'cause fuck. It seems kind of weird isn't it? Like you move halfway across the country because it seems nice. What about your family and everything? I decided to move to Devon because it's just nicer here in my opinion. True, true. Sorry. She'll say why? How was it nicer? Yeah, I would just say I was living in Thailand. I'm a international world traveler. I speak four different languages. I was stressed out living in the chaotic city of Bangkok. Hmm. So she's a Cornish girl who's lived here her whole life. The only time I go to Cornwall is when I go to Is that Mr. Mial in the field? Mr. Oh I didn't buy cat treats. I forgot. I speak Japanese, Korean and Thai and English and bit of Chinese. Benny. What? Why? I can't really say for work. 'cause then she's gonna say what you're gonna, what you do and then I say I'm a delivery driver. And then she'll say, can't you be a delivery driver in can see it's all four D chess. Why do I lie so much? 'cause I can't tell the truth. Can I? It is not a lie. I'm just not. I mean I'm telling the truth. I'm just omitting certain details. I do think it's nicer here than Kent. And if I was gonna move out, I wouldn't live in Kent Really? I would've looked for a place to live maybe in between Devon and Kent. I don't wanna say have an argument with my family. It just makes me sound like a child. It's not a lie. I was living in Thailand for a few years and then I came home for my sister's wedding and then I decided to get a car and I was a delivery driver. But it was stressful driving in Kents. I thought if I came to Devon, uh, driving work will be easier. I'll just say I'm still doing every, you know the tones are hard in Thai, but you just say it how Thai people say it and then you'll sound normal I guess. I guess you could technically say there's tones in Japanese but not really. There's like a certain way you say the words like, like pitch accent. It's kind of like tones isn't it? But if you say con it sounds weird but if you say con it sounds more normal If you're con it'd be weird wouldn't it? Japanese people would never say it like that. So don't say it like that. Just say how they say it. I went to Thai language school for three months, mastered the basics but I forgot everything now. Can't even remember how to count to 10. Mm-hmm Wait, is it nine o'clock or Oh it's nearly nine o'clock. Damn that's quick. I only restroom 10 hours. That means I've got four hours left until midnight. Mm-hmm <affirmative> what to do tomorrow? Oh, I didn't update my spreadsheet. I think I spent 20 pounds just sitting in the field. What's he doing? Mm-hmm <affirmative> I spent 1975 at Tesco. If she says why did you move to Devon? I say I'm looking for somewhere peaceful and quiet to start a family. I'm looking for a woman to bear my children. Maybe I shut this curtain. It's kind of creepy when you see that silhouette hit behind the door. It is kind of creepy when you see the sette behind the door. One thing that worries me is she asked me what my Instagram was like. She wants to see if I have some kind of internet history. Uh, that they're supposed to be out now she's just sitting in the grass. I can't really show her anything. Can I? This one's also kind of young. 28. Make a gaming room. Yeah it would be pretty cool. Get like a bean bag sofa over here and here. Big tv. But why would you do it up here instead of in the living room where you have the big sofa and all the space? Uh, it would be kind of cozy I guess. Look, there's still lines in the carpet that the previous furniture was and they had these um, child safety things everywhere. Look, they had this, they had a baby cage, like a baby fence here before. So yeah they must have had a young child in this room and they put the crib thing. They didn't even bother to take it out. Just unscrew this, right? They just unscrew it. So what am I allowed to just screw things into the wall like the previous people did. I thought you're not allowed to do that. Look, I think he left his water thing look fucking hell. Stupid camera. Oh my god. What? Stop focusing on the bird poo. He left his water bottle. It's probably got aids on it. That must have been his. I don't know who else would leave it there. Everywhere. Well no it's leaking. Oh now what a piss leaking down my trousers. Don't get where that happens. And gave it a shake. Now it's wet inside my trousers. Hmm. It's what happens when your willy's too long. You think you're shaking out all the excess urine. There's still a little few droplets left up there because I'm in a rush. You know I'm gonna be sitting on the toilet dripping out. I want to finish and get off the toilet. So I give it a quick shake. But then there's still a few droplets up there but women don't have this problem. Uh, she said Wow, that sounds cool. What took you there and back? I would agree with you there too. Ooh. So have you been to Kent? Have you been to Kent before? Some parts like Maidstone are pretty rough. I got bullied so what brought me to went to meet a tiger girl. Should I bring up exes when talking to a new girl? It's kind of weird isn't it? It makes me sound like a sex pack. What took you there and back? Oh god. And now we're gonna unravel the Japan arc. If I start explaining the origin story of time, let me take you back to 2018 when I was married in Japan. Oh okay. Let's do explaining Thailand requires explaining Japan. What took you there and back? Um, well I actually, I actually wanted to go to Japan but at the time they were still closed because of the pandemic. So I went to Thailand instead and ended up, she's gonna ask what do I do for a living if I can afford to live out there for years? Shit. So I went to <inaudible>. I ended up staying there, staying for two years when I said oh inherited some money and I put it into Bitcoin and I got lucky and made hundred thousand pounds and then I got into crippling debt. Some parts like Chatham can be pretty rough. Well actually once you go to Japan, by the time they were still close 'cause so I went to and said and ended up staying for two years. Now how did I make money to sustain myself? Crypto millionaire. What other ways to make money online that don't involve YouTube? I cannot tell her that I a YouTuber. No way. I sold paintings online. I saved up money from a previous job before the pandemic. I inherited some money and then got lucky with the stock market. Um, could happen. I'm a day trader. Hmm hmm It's not very responsible. Is it living off of some luck on the stock market even if it is a lie? Well obviously I had a girlfriend in Thailand. Imagine being in Thailand for two years and being single the whole time. I don't think that would be weird but I just wouldn't want to bring it up unless she asked. Uh, Indian girl message. Sorry about earlier. I was late to meet my friend didn't realize but I had nice time chatting with you. Sorry I had to to end it so abruptly. Hmm. What to say. Whose alarm keeps going off? Hmm. It nice of her to apologize. What if I say oh I thought it was because you didn't like me. I could say I thought I scared you off. No problem. I was worried. I scared you off. No, I thought maybe I scared you off. What about that? Don't say that. Why? Because then she'll say no. You are really nice. Yeah. Girls like you when you open up to them. Some vulnerability. Okay I'll say no problem. It was nice to hear your voice. It was nice to hear your voice maybe. Yeah but she might gimme some pity and then she'd be like Oh you're so sweet. It was nice to hear your voice. You sound sore sexy. It was nice to hear your voice. Oh shit. Oh fuck. I'm gonna get confused. Which girl I told what? I don't. I haven't told Indian girl my job or why I moved here. I'm gonna get confused. I should write it down or maybe I make a spreadsheet. No problem. It was nice to hear your voice. Did you have a nice walk? Did you have a good walk? I'm saying nice too much. No, I'm gonna keep the stories. The same story is I'm an every driver. I moved to Devon 'cause it's nicer than Kent. I lived in town after two years previously and I lived off savings and my name's Jason. Don't forget that. If she like really insists on looking at id, which would be weird. My middle name's Jason so I just say I prefer my middle name. More people do that while prison on fire. Try and get banned tonight. I see the fuck you say about me. Barrick sells Chile gold project to Bo for 50 million Barrick Gold's gonna rip isn't it? I can't buy back in now. Oh you're kidding. Ethereum at four, 4,000. Oh my god. I sold mine at 2,700. Ah, you guys give terrible advice. People kept saying, oh sell crypto summer's terrible for crypto. Oh sell your stocks a pay credit card. Why are you holding Barrett Gold? Oh God, you guys know nothing. Barrett Gold is up 40% year on date. It's finally broken out of the three year channel. You guys don't even understand why I was in Barry Gold do you? And now it's doing exactly what I thought it was gonna do. Should have stayed in it. Barry Gold's up nearly 10% since I sold it. Couple hundred pounds on. Missed out one. I had uh, 3000 in Bart Gold. I think noses getting blocked. Indian girl doesn't have her own place or a car so she might be impressed. She lives with her family. I Indian girls 26. I don't know what kind of Indian, British Indian. She might not be India and she might be Pakistani or Bangladeshi. I don't know. Bangladeshi girl. She looks pretty hot though. I don't know. Her skin tone's just like not really dark but kind of medium brown lightish extended live view. What's that enable up to 90 minutes of continuous live view for many. And a wired floodlight cameras, saving clips is not available while streaming in extended live view. Okay, what is the point of it then? Or So I have 90 minutes but I can't save now maybe the idea is I just like have it on all the time. If I connect it to a monitor then I have D mode and I can put it on a big screen. That'd be pretty good. But she just said wow that is an adventure. Yeah, she doesn't even care. That's she. She just told her half my life story. But Indian girl seems interested in going to Japan. Maybe I'll take her, take her to <inaudible>. You know if I get a cheap monitor I just hook up my smash Samsung to it. I use dex mode and I have permanent live view display on it. Thoughts cheapest but biggest monitor I can get. Oh God. But now he's blocking up again. No, she's not even gonna answer my question. I said have you been to Kent before? She said well that is an adventure. Why do I even bother? It does sound like an ai. AI has better responses. Oh God I wanna have sex. Raw sex and a condom that inside preferably hot girl to go so boring. And then they wonder why men don't so much chat interest 'cause chatting is boring. Where are we getting down to that action? Ah yeah I saw a lotus on the road today after I said you never see Lotus's on the road A couple days ago maybe I get a lotus. My dad would be proud. Look at me. I was doing my car inspection. I look so tiny like a little kid driving a toy car. I get kind of paranoid now 'cause one time I drove off without checking my car and the tire was flat, completely flat. By the time I noticed it, I nearly drove onto the road and the whole tire came off the wheel and I had to reverse very slowly whilst grinding up the concrete with my alloy. So now I try and check the tires before I move off. Look, I'm driving off. Look at me in my car. It's funny to think I'm in the car driving it. It looks like, I don't know, like a GTA car. Like the camera modes like GTA, my little power show. It looks so tiny <laugh> sometimes I forget how tiny it is compared to a big car <laugh>. And then this is me coming back. When I first moved here, I felt nervous having to reverse down the drive up to the house. Now I'm a pro at it easy. The driveway's here so long. Like a little road I guess. So you can fit two cars but you can't fit the cars side by side. They gotta go in a line. So if one person comes home first, the second person comes home later but the first person needs to go out in the morning, then they're blocked. So then you gotta like shuffle the cars around. It's kind of annoying isn't it? If you got multiple cars. This driveway is a bit, why can they make it a bit wider? Mm-hmm <affirmative> It's really the game of girl's Just gonna say that. She's not even gonna answer my question. Oh God, I wrote like a paragraph and incorporated a question and all. She says Wow, it sounds like an adventure. Gosh, she's fucking boring to talk to. Didn't even ask like how was Thailand, what did you get up to in Thailand? Like nothing Gave her all this stuff that she could bounce off of. Wow, that sounds like an adventure game. Girl has to be the most boring one to talk to. Like no flirtiness. I keep doing this whole, oh we could go together And then she just ignores it. I'm done. Definitely seems uninterested. Why match me Then I British girls love going on on about banter and humor and all that stuff. And then they suck at talking here. I gotta get a job at the supermarket. All those cute girls at work. Hmm. Find Venus' face is react. Yeah, she used to be pretty cute back in the day. She looks okay now but she needs to wash her hair and brush her teeth. I don't know why her teeth are so yellow. I bet she doesn't brush her teeth. And you guys think my hygiene's bad. At least I brush my teeth twice a day and have a shower every day and wash my hair. I feel like I would definitely get a jock itch if we did it. I'm depressed too. I still brush my teeth every day. Hmm. It's not even hard to do. It's like one minute. Um, Facebook dating groups maybe. I didn't even know that exists. I don't know. I think I've had a pretty interesting life but these girls are just not interested in me. Gamer girl just seems so uninterested when I try and talk to her. I just gave her loads of cool info. Like living in Thailand and Japan. What does she even like apart from gaming? Maybe she's too busy gaming. I she don't even know what her job is. The thing that scares me most is if you meet a girl and she's got friends and she's quite social and then she wants to introduce you to her friends. That's one thing that terrifies me. And what if one of the friends recognizes me or I mean I say I don't really wanna hang out with her friends. I hung out with made as friends. It was really boring. There was a French girl and then this, I think she was another Dutch girl. I forgot. She had blonde hair and she was quite chatty. And then there was the French girl's, tall black boyfriend who had a big afro. Imagine, imagine the girlfriend introduces you to her friend group and then she goes to the toilet and then one of the friends says, Hey Daniel, I know who you are. You better fucking leave before I expose you in front of everyone. And then he pats you on the shoulder and he goes, have a nice evening Daniel. And I'm like, oh shit, do I just disappear? 'cause he could embarrass me in front of everyone. I'd get my camera out ready if, if some content's gonna happen, I'm gonna get it on film and make money. Go ahead Gary. Expose me. I've got it all on tape. This going on YouTube bitch. I expose myself before he can expose me. I, he's like a creepy guy. Like puts his hand on the shoulder and he's like, Hey Daniel. Yeah I know who you are. You better leave my friend Josie the fuck alone before I expose your ass to everyone giving you this chance now to slip away quietly before things get very embarrassing for you. I a nice night do. That would be scary. That's why I don't wanna meet any girlfriends friends. She said Oh wow. That is an adventure. I'm just gonna put Yeah, you could say that. You're gonna one word answer my thingy. I'm gonna one word answer. You see how you like it. Your mistakes are not that big. I don't know, they don't seem big. But any friend looking out for a friend who knows what I do would look out for the friend. 'cause I have a history of talking shit about people and lying. I guess that in itself is probably worse than cheating because I breach the secret, what's the word? Like the social society's secret conduct of you don't spill, you don't air people's laundry online. Which I do repeatedly. Yeah. Well what else am I gonna talk about then? I'll talk about something. I need content. Uh, maybe this girl wants to meet but she looks kind of mere. The hell's a color technician. She got big chin but her body looks nice. Tattoos 34 bisexual. Why do they put that they're bisexual? I'm worried. Yeah, I'm worried. I like meet a girl and then I don't know, it is awkward or goes bad and then I bump into her on Kit Hill or something 'cause I go to Kit Hill a lot and dog walkers love Kit Hill. That'll be so awkward. And then she'll see me walking around with my selfie stick. That's kind of why I don't want to date in this area. 'cause then it will be tainted. I've got two other matches but I haven't messaged them 'cause they're like not great blue eyes and blonde hair. And then she also wrote, I can't tolerate Tori's. She looks like one of those SJW Karens. I don't know. She kind of looks like a man. Mm-hmm I'm not hungry. I had so much food when I came back. Dinner's gonna be 10:00 PM Whoa. The market just ripped. I'm up 12 pounds on my long look. I'm gonna sell should I sell? And this went kaboom. That chicken's gonna be going. The market's closed. Yeah sure is. That's why it's ripping five minutes after the close market's closed. Oh. There's no liquidity. That's why it's tanking. Oh. If there's no liquidity then why is it ripping out? Literally ripping out after market. If I say I'll get 12 pounds. Seven, seven, it's enough to get seven. I dunno what NBIS is chicken gone? Tvb gone ring gone while I'm all gone. Good. Get out of my pub. Sling your hook. Get out my fucking chat, huh? Time to make dinner. Make sure we are locked up. Mr. The <inaudible> didn't come over. Maybe he got told off. Alamo magically appears if you mentioned Moon or Misgender Hurt. Happy now. Wmo. Oh Mark. It's really, I don't know why you guys care so much about bots. I mean I still get pasting don't I? I think many people just came from YouTube and didn't make an account but they still watch. Isn't that right guys? If it goes to where I think it would go. I make 40 pounds take profit at break even. I already wish Blink would have a desktop app so I could put it on my laptop screen. 'cause I have to keep opening this stupid app. You might get a cheap monitor. 82 pounds, 27 inches, a hundred pounds. It doesn't have to be good or anything. Wow. You can get a 24 inch curved monitor for 90 pounds. 70 pounds, 24 inch chic, ultra slim. I might get it. 57 pounds used. What I could do is I could use Dex mode on the smash Samsung and just, I have the blink feed overnight all the time. Problem is, oh I do have a spare mouse. I dunno because could use the mouse to control it. That's not it. Put it, where is it? Hmm? Free delivery on Sunday but I want it now. What about Saturday? Earliest deliver I get now is Sunday. It's too late for Saturday. What is it? Cheapest? 70 pounds, 24 inch. 80 pounds. 800? No. Oh. Mm-hmm Sunday. I need more plugs. I could take that one out I guess and put it over there. Wait, how does it connect to the monitor? I need A-H-D-M-I cable don't I? Or I could use my h, my USB hub. I thought I had, well I sent it back didn't I? Portable monitor for laptop. U-S-B-C-H. My compatible 15 inch. No. What? A big one. Where's the other one? 94 pounds. I want the one that's 50 pounds. Yeah, this one 70 pounds. Brand new. 57 pounds. Second hand. Four four versus 27. 43 pounds. More expensive. 57 pounds. Add to basket packaging will be damaged. Okay, I'm getting it. 24 inch monitor. Is it curved? Ultra slim? It's not curved. What It gotta be curved, delete. Oh this one's curved 90 pounds. Oh 10 pound voucher. So it's nine 80 pounds, 32 inch. 135 pounds. Uh 94 pounds with voucher. 80 pounds with voucher. 10 pound voucher. When do I get it? Sunday. How stupid? Pictures so dumb. Okay, guess from 1000 pound monitor to 80 pound monitor. I was pretty exactly the same. Sunday, blah blah blah blah. Bye by now. Processing payment. Okay. Put on my spreadsheet. 80 pounds monitor and 20 pounds Tesco. My total savings now. Ah, well I put it on the Amazon credit card so I get the 1% cash back. Pay off later. 80 pounds. I get 80 pence cash back. Oh. Market's ripping. I'm up 18 pounds. I'm telling you it gets up there. I make 40 pounds. Double top, maybe market closed. Oh there's no liquidity. Oh yeah. Why is it ripping then with no liquidity? About 18 pounds. You ripping? IH share my cable. I can just use, where's that thingy? When I was trying to do the Bella box setup. More lube. I will look for it later. My new monitor comes on Sunday. Found it. I've got this ergonomic mouse. I use that for the Samsung set up, I'm gonna use the smash Samsung index mode as a little Android PC and I'll, I'll put the blink app on the monitor. Continuous live feed. No one's gonna sneak up on me again. No, the monitor is for monitoring the outside <laugh>. That's what the name implies. I'm gonna hook up my smash Samsung with Blink. No, I didn't try and sell any tech. I use everything apart from the Bella box. I've got a 24 inch curved monitor, 80 pounds, cheapest one I could find. A gamer girl seems so uninterested in me. I think we're actually gonna meet why she's so cold. I just told her my life story and she was like, wow. Sounds like an adventure. Yeah, you sound like a fucking ai. Ideally I would have a wired camera. I only need one really long cable though to go from there all the way to the door. Do they sell such long cables? Maybe I'll start making my curry. I've got leftover tacos and leftover stir fry. But we're gonna make currently time. I've got my own little takeaway restaurant. This expires when? Today. Oh she need chicken now. Skin peeling really slows me down. Oh, calm you tiny bit. It's onion. Oh the eyes are burning. Oh the onion gas. Oh god. Mm-hmm mm-hmm <affirmative> Ew. Slow me cut the chicken. Oh, raw chicken's So gross Isn't it? Out of all the meats. Oh, why raw chicken's so gross. It's 'cause we get uh, scared about, 'cause they keep talking about salmonella chicken's are the most scary meat raw or I suck on it. I called a chicken slime. Why is it so wet as well? Very slimy wet meat, isn't it? Oh yeah. I didn't making, hmm hmm We got a butter chicken curry with Papa Ds. Well do you think the chicken's not cooked? Hmm. Well and there was brown on the outside like the bump hole. This one's empty. Yeah, you've gotta have a beer with a curry. That would be weird not to. Yeah, it's cooked. Hmm, hmm hmm. Yes. Yesterday I had T and now got pop it on. Oh. Ah, we good. I thought it was a very good curry deal. I mean curry dish and meal became deal. Now we got leftover tacos, leftover stir fry and leftover kicking. We put it all in together I guess. I think the lid for the big one. Oh, I was using it to swap flies. Yeah, it fit in the fridge. 'cause I've used up a lot of the original packaging. My fridge looks like leftover takeaway city. Where's all my Kit Kats? Someone got me loads. Surely I haven't eaten at all. Oh there's one. Oh, I forgot about the pills. Haven't been taken by vitamins. Bitman. I hate how long. Everything, everything take so long. No. Like it get relaxed. I a very important question. Let me think how to frame it. So theoretically if you had a girlfriend, is it really that bad if, if, is it really that bad if you say that she's not incredibly pretty but you still like the way she looks And should she get upset over that comment? I mean surely she doesn't expect you to think she's like a 10 out of 10 when she's not. But like if you said she's like four out of 10 but you still like her, does she have the right to be mad? And is there any way you can justify saying those things? I'm just trying to balance being honest with also not being mad at me. Mm. Surety girls don't think their boyfriends think that they are the most beautiful woman in the world. If we are being realistic, I mean I don't expect her to think I'm like Brad Pill or anything. I know I'm not the most handsome guy in the world. What's a donkey punch? See, this is the whole point of the video I made about single mother girlfriend when I called her unattractive. The point was that she's kind of unattractive. But no, I still like having sex with her and people twisted that into me saying, oh she's ugly. No, I'm just saying that she's not very good looking but I don't really have a problem getting a nut off inside. And to be honest, I'm not really that bothered. I think she looked okay enough, could probably wash her hair a few more times. So what happens if I turn on night vision? See if it reflects pause. Damnit, I can't see anything. Night vision might so stupid be outside for actually work. You have to turn it off. Otherwise the glare in the window just makes anything not visible. Maybe I turn on the porch light. What's the point of the night vision mode? You can't see anything. Obviously you're gonna put the camera behind a window. Not outside. Quality's not very good. Hmm? The camera has to be outside there. I put it outside. I'll have the window open. Not very good is it? Yeah. You miss cooking. Miss 10:00 PM had tacos two nights ago. Chinese stuff, right? Yesterday and today. Indian chicken curry. Very ah. Follow up. Feel a bit sad. Lost Venus. Another girl. Gone. Who's next? What girl's gonna make an appearance next? I wonder. Crips gone. Moon gone. Who else? Venus gone. Venus doesn't reply now. She's also not posted anything. So she's probably just wasted and doing drugs. Probably partying in Berlin doing all the drugs. <inaudible> today went pretty quick. What should I do tomorrow? Tomorrow is wow. Sunny all day. Maybe I go to the beach tomorrow. Might go to the beach. I haven't been to be in a while. Ah, back though. Back in those days things were so different, weren't they? It was only a month and a few weeks ago. Had Crips still people excited about my new kick set up. Might get an ice cream. My goal for tomorrow to get an ice cream. Wow. So many things have changed since I went to Butte last time. We got a Nighthawk and then sent it back, got a Bella box and then stopped using it. Paid off all my debts. That was back in June wasn't it? End of June. Started kick. Now we are at quarter of the way into August. Small gaming laptop. Mine's pretty good. X 13 flow ass. I don't have any problems with it. Got ryzen 7 9 40 hs. And it can do tablet mode. And it's got touchscreen and they do tent mode. What happened to seize him? That I got a girlfriend moved on. He moved on with his life living happily ever after. I remember he used to post pics on Discord. It was always like this holding his drink in front of his laptop screen. It's funny, he was such a big fan at one point. Fan turned into a hate hole. Flo X 13. I dunno. I dunno if I've got enough battery to go to the beach. I think it's 25 miles away. I've got 80 miles range. I think I could stop at the Tesla supercharger. What do you think? It only cost nearly double of what it cost to charge at home. But it doesn't take 15 hours. It will take like 40 minutes. What the fuck was that? The fuck is that Mr. Ow cats are fighting. Sounds horrible. Oh that sound awful. You're like wha wha I save you <laugh> scared ya. I get you jump scared. Hmm Uh maybe we go to a dog kennel. Maybe go get a dog. I feel like having a dog would make you feel a bit less lonely. You can come sit on the sofa. Mr. Woolworth gives hair well over the place. People have dogs, their houses always smell really bad and it's all messy. But I bet dog women have such dirty, crazy sex. Like slobbering all over the place. Farting and burping whilst orgasming. I think cat girls are very clean and like, uh, meek but dog girls are like wild in the sack. Yeah, I've had a dog, maybe girls would talk to me like my dog attacks their dog and I'd go, oh sorry. He's like that. Yeah, it'd be like that. What's that movie where the guy has a dog and the girl has a dog and then the dog start chasing each other and then they hook up because of that. And then the guy's dog fucks the girl's dog and then the guy fucks the girl too. And then they're like, well I guess we got a stay together now our dog's are in love. What was that movie Molly and me. Sounds like it could be. I don't know if I would like having a dog if it's quiet and behaved. If it's like running everywhere smashing stuff up, I'd get pissed. I don't have the patience for that. I'm not, I don't wanna scream at a dog either. Like get in, get down Max. No Max come back. Stop it. Ugh. I just kind of dog owner annoying. You just know they're gonna be bad mothers as well. Can't control their kids. Some women they, they suck at being moms. They just scream and yell at the kid and the kid doesn't listen and the kid just does whatever it wants 'cause it knows there's no consequences of disobeying. Mom just gives up. It sounds kind of fun putting the dog in a car and then taking it for a walk. A lot of work isn't it? Do you think the dog can understand facial expressions like when you smile or when you look sad? It's kind of strange. They understand these things. Like how would they understand what a smile means? It's almost like they're a human being but trapped inside of a dog body. They, I don't know. They seem smarter than cats. You can make them jealous as well by not giving them attention and they get mad. I've never seen a cat be like that. Have you seen those videos of where the dog's waiting for its food and then the owner gives him like a tiny little biscuit in his bowl and then the dog gets mad like a little child. That's funny. I don't know if a cat would do that. One hour and a half ago. Did you see that article? A guy trained his dog to drop bricks on people. How did you do that? I think he got arrested. The dog would stand up on a wall by the entrance and then drop bricks on people's heads. Yeah, I kind of wanna go to the Tesla supercharger. The problem is the Internet's really bad there but it might be good with La Barra. 'cause when I first came here I didn't realize the borrower and Vodafone are really good. I just stuck with my threesome and it was rubbish. This whole area really sucks for three. That's why I switched to La Barra. But it looks like they put in new 5G three signal thingies at Kit Hill. But Kit Hill, I don't know how far the range is. Can't be that far. It can't be that far from Kit Hill all the way to, I don't know because I think Lifton supercharger would be on the way to Bete. Mm-hmm <affirmative> be what would be better than a blink camera is actually just my webcam. But I would need a very long USB cable. 50 meter USB cable from here to the front door. How much is that? What is the longest USB cable? I can get Amazon long USB cable. 15 three meter. Maybe you can get extended, extend the cables and keep extending it three meters and above. That's not very long is it? What about 10 meter? Three meters? Seems to be the longest. Wifi webcam must be expensive. I've already got a webcam. I just needs to get it connected to my laptop because I need it to be here. USB ethernet. Hmm. All the moths flying around the streetlight. Ethernet cables are pretty long. What about ethernet? It's A-U-S-B-C adapter. Hmm. Can't you get like an extender cable? Like the thing someone sent me? What's happening? Not much. Just trying to figure out how I can just get a permanent live feed of outside to my living room. A blink cameras just bit annoying. U-S-B-C-A five meter cable ball extender? Uh, I think the longest cable I have is this one where the word adapt bits. Oh what's this one? Lightning. Lightning. Do not have a lightning to USBC. What's that? Lightning. And this adapters USBC to lightning. 'cause that can go in there. Then a lightning to USBC. I wonder if that even works. <laugh> and that goes like that. It's still not long enough. I need a bit more. What's this one? USBC got USBC to lightning. Now I need lightning to USBC If I do have one it came with that mic someone sent me. Ah oh oh this might actually work. I put USBC to lightning. No lightning to USBC. Yeah. And then I just need one more us. No wait, no that won't work. We're so close. It was easy at my mom's house because my window is right next to my computer in my bedroom on this. The only way to make it work would be if I move my computer stuff up to the bedroom. Like if I put both of my computer desk here. But now I've got me in my bedroom all the time and then I can have the webcam point outside the window. Oh I feel so bloated. Move your computer. There's your front door. Yeah, in the kitchen. Oh my stomach. Oh whoops. The camera has a mic as well. Uh, how about now? Testing camera mic. Uh, eight out of 10 Unboxing the flip. Seven and switch two video got less views in the same timeframe if people really say some dumb stuff. So he is Maxie. He is Maxie. Can you hear me or not? Hello? Can you hear me or not Fucking answer my fucking God. Ah, so you can hear. So then why is no one answering? So you can hear. Fucking ask a question if you can hear or not. Simple. Yes, we can hear would be nice. I don't know. I messed up the mic when I was testing out the camera. Mike the uh blink camera. Yeah I was talking I guess no one heard anything. I said pray for the best. No this is a stupid blink camera. It's like taking over Mike permissions. Taking away from ivy cam. Taking away from IV cam. Maybe when I have the live view enabled. Testing, testing, testing. Hmm. It is the blink. Cameras interfering with my stream. Audio testing. Yeah, that blink camera live feed is screwing with my sound. Yeah, that blink camera life feed. Just have it. I know why it was taken over the mic permissions. I dunno why it was. Oh Asia market. Are we ripping? It didn't happen before did it? Hmm? I guess you all missed all the things I said properly for the best. I'll just look at it on my other phone. The laser reflects on the window. Can't see anything and you would have to point it out of an open window wouldn't you? Kind of silly. It looks like look, all you can see is a reflection of the lens. It's the point of that rubbish. One more hour. Oh no there's no Asia market. It's Saturday. I forgot Saturday tomorrow. Damn it. I didn't close my lung. She just said I look. The gamer girl replied. She said I look forward to hearing more about it. Okay. It's nice. Didn't even notice I asked a question. Hate it when you asked a question. They don't see the question and ignore it. It's like five nights of Fridays isn't it? This camera quality sucks. Well is that the moon creep? They've been boring. No. I had a really nice walk at Kit Hill. Spent five hours at Kit Hill. Really enjoyed it. It's been days since I was able to go out 'cause it kept raining. Uh, they installed new um, 5G antennas for three at Kit Hill. So internet was really good And then the dog jumped on top of me. That was funny. It is been hard to get out 'cause it just rains all the time. I don't really give a shit about tb. It was an annoying fucking prick you can fuck off and he wasn't right about anything. How can you be right about something when I literally said it being right implies that you were right about something because you guessed it or I don't know. I mean I told you I'm gonna go to Kit Hill again. How can he be right about something I said I'm gonna do as if it was a mystery. I never said, oh guess where I'm going every day guys. You would never guess. So how can he be right about it? TV's just a whiny, crybaby little bitch. Fuck off. If I see him here at Gage Band fucking traitor. He can whine a bitch and meaningless and he's like a fucking woman. TB can eat my shit. You a bunch of fucking whining, cry babies and boo who doing is being mean after we were rude to him. The fuck do you expect? And you piss someone off and then you get all butt hurt. They have rude back to you. What? What the fuck do you think is gonna happen? You need to grow a spine. I know why you are so soft. If you start calling me retarded then it's all free game for me to call you back something. Then it's like crying about it. You started it. Can you call me something? Well no 'cause you're always nice. People are like TB love to piss me off. Am I nice? Yeah, mostly well constantly whining about my cooking is annoying too. Like they were saying Daniel's idea of cooking is just chucking stuff in a pan. Yeah. That's what cooking is. You fucking idiot. Cooking is you put stuff in a pattern, you heat it up. You just described the cooking. Well done. You cut a bunch of ingredients, put in a pan, you cook it. So I think Daniel's idea of driving is sitting in a car and pressing a pedal and steering it. Yeah. Us driving. Well done. Genius. My chicken butter chicken curry came out just fine actually after all the bitching in the chat. Oh you just chucking it in all the chickens undercooked. No it wasn't. It was fine. I don't need to put beer in the fridge. It's already cold. Room temperature is quite cold here. It's not Thailand. It's not warm. It's cold. It tastes cold. When I put it in my mouth, putting it in the fridge would make it too cold. If it was hot again like 24 degrees yet I put it, put it in the fridge. But it is like 15 degrees nowadays it's not 20 degrees, it's more like 15. And actually to me 20 degrees is quite cold 'cause I'm skinny. I'll wear a double layer for 20 degrees. I've been wearing double layer trousers all summer. Well I'm cold. It's like when you get tap water out the sink. It's cold isn't it? That's what the beer's like. I'm pretty sure the tap water doesn't come out of a refrigerated water tank. Oh sorry Mrel. Who's that? It looks like the black cat. I think he was fighting with Mr. Miel. Well I didn't ban V who said I banned V Although yeah I have noticed he's disappeared recently. I know why people keep saying I should get like a ring doorbell or wifi camera. I already got a wifi camera. What do you think the blink camera is? It's a wifi camera. Why would I need a ring doorbell if I've already got a wifi camera? Oh God. Why? People keep asking why I do stuff or don't do stuff when I've already got the thing that I've got. Yeah. Indian girl said she was sorry. She suddenly ran off the blink camera records video automatically when there's motion. I can see the faces with the blink camera. But I mean what does the ring camera do that the blink camera doesn't do? The blink camera has a mic and a speaker so I can talk to them using the blink camera. The only difference is the ring camera's. Uh, wireless I guess. And also they have to press the button, although they can just not press it and knock on the door anyway. Yeah, I'm trying to like find a way to ask when she's free but she doesn't reply very quickly. Move on to bed. Now I got a monitor so I could look at the camera feed on a bigger screen and have it up all the time instead of having to open an app. How I explain everything like everyone's five years old. I know why it's so hard to understand. I got a monitor instead of another camera. 'cause why would I want another camera? I want the monitor so I could see the camera feed on a big screen. Can't really put the blink camera outside. Oh wait, what if I put the cable through the letterbox? I put the cable through the letterbox and then glue the blink camera to the outside of the door monitor instead of buying the ring doorbell. That does having the ring doorbell doesn't solve the problem. I want a big screen with a constant feed of the outside. The Ring doorbell needs an app. Have to keep opening the app to check the feed. I would still need the monitor and the ring doorbell doesn't really do anything. The Blink camera doesn't do. You are missing the point of the monitor, aren't you? What? I buy the ring doorbell and it just does exactly what the blink does. What I want is a monitor so I could monitor the feed. I want another fucking camera Wake up. Jesus. Why it's so hard to explain. You know the motion sensor alerts me but it takes a couple seconds to open the app and get the feed going. By the time I've opened it up and everything too late, they're at my door. I liked my setup at my mom's house. Where had the webcam connected to the other monitor and it was just on all the time. No, I don't think about SD card in the Blink camera. It saves everything to a cloud. Uh, problems with the blink camera. It only has 90 minutes of live feed and then it closes itself and you go open it again. That's why I want to hook up my webcam to the monitor using a cable. No, I don't wanna spend a hundred pounds for wireless webcam when I've already got a webcam. All I need is a slightly longer look. This cable almost reaches the window. I need another one of these lightning extenders. Unless I don't need the monitor on the desk. I could put it, I could put the monitor on the fireplace maybe if it would fit there. Oh, I should have got the thin one. Maybe it'll fill there. I put the monitor here and then the cable would just have to go from. Hmm. How'd you connect a webcam to a monitor without a computer? HDMI. I don't know if it worked. Would it work like that? I know you can connect a GoPro a monitor using HDMI or I moved the computer desk there. No, I need a longer cable problem with leaving a phone. Running is they overheat. I tried that with the smashed Samsung. I put it upstairs by the window and then the sun came down and shone on it and it overheated and shut itself down. Really annoying. Very annoying windows over there. Well I'll try with the monitor with the Samsung connected to it with Blink Open. Should be good. We're gonna get to 14 hours in. Oh my God. Another hour. Oh, I thought we're doing half an hour to go. I guess I started a bit late. If I stream for another hour, that'd be what? One half? One? No half. 12. If you just connect the webcam to the monitor without a computer. This thing I got this could try out when I get the monitor. The ops spot Mini. I filmed OnlyFans with this. It was pretty hot. It was following me around when I had my will out. CCTV. Blink. I see what cameras Blink has. They've got a doorbell system. 60 pounds. New Blink camera, outdoor newest model. The mini two. Outdoor mini wow. 215 pounds. Blink outdoor 144. One terabyte Hard drive. Look at this thing. <laugh>. What is that? <laugh>. It's like little R 2D two. What is it that's got lights on it? <laugh> AI detection and tracking. Mini wifi Spy camera. It's like that character on Rainbow Six. The one that has little poke ball camera. Things you can attach on a surface. Two pounds. The annoying thing about Blink is it doesn't work on desktop. You only got stupid phone apps. Why isn't there desktop version? Why no Blink desktop? Uh, well unfortunately Blink offer dedicated desktop app. Yeah, but why? That's stupid. Dunno what to do tomorrow. Go to the beach on a weekend. It's gonna be crowded. It's good weather as well. So it's gonna be even more crowded. Hmm. How am I liking the Z fold? Uh, I've got the flip. Not the fold, but yeah, it's pretty good. It still overheats though. When it's in the car it gets kind of hot and it shuts down the multi app thingy. A bit annoying. I wonder if the S 25 Ultra has that problem. All my phone's getting hot. iPhone Mini was getting really hot. These phones need a fan. Really? There's only one phone I can think of that has a fan. Red Magic Pro. These phones, uh, they're running too hot these days. Get an external fan. Maybe I just lick it and I'm blowing it. It usually works. It is nice having a modern phone after using 6-year-old phones. This is so much faster and smoother. Oh, they shut down Skype. That's sad. M MSN gone. Skype gone. There's Mixy still around. Mixy co jp. I guess I would cancel the Better Box Cloud service costing me $10 a month. Not even using it. That was a failure, wasn't it? I wonder what my signs look like from the outside. Could have a look. Nah, it's cold. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. I think there's two times I was really happy with the Bella Box first was when I thought, yeah. I remember having multiple connections on it and I streamed on Kit Hill without disconnecting once for the first time ever. I thought, wow, this is amazing. But now I can stream on Kit Hill without Nighthawk or Bella Box and it's fine. Didn't even disconnect once. Sad really. And then Ledford Gorge, I was impressed, but I probably could go there with my flip seven. It'll be fine as well. I <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Yeah. Then I, I had the GoPro connected to it and I was really happy about it. My camera triggered, but it was a moth testing. No <inaudible> have a triangle. The fuck is that? We have where? A circle. What? Okay, we have, where's that sound coming from? Which answer is it AB or what? I don't know where that sound was coming from. Oh my God. I opened the camera out by accident. Was it coming from Kick? It's coming from Kick. That's weird. That's weird. I know why it started playing some children's cartoon. I why Playing some. I like how I like how in the house all you see is my legs like this. And then earlier I was outside and all you see is my legs like that. But outside it's pretty funny. My whole stream's just gonna be my legs in different places and stream my legs. Testing, testing coming tonight. Looks like the signs worked. Uh, the stream always gets really dead around this time. Maybe 'cause I'm really sleepy. I don't know if you can hear me take that as a No. I kind of miss Venus now. It's nice when a girl shows interest in you. Even if she's an alcoholic. Crackhead like Crypt was. It feels like I was better than that one. The heretic. It was okay. I guess I don't understand how Hugh Grant had all those women caged up in his basement. What was he doing with them? Was he having sex? Dirty man. That's why I want the monitor. I can have the monitor here with a live feed up. I'm have to keep opening the app. What Mafia game. Oh, mafia. Old Country didn't even know as an avid fan of Mafia who's played every game. They're gonna be like, oh, mafia. Why did he say anything like that? I was an avid fan of mafia. I knew he just had to play this game. They knew New Mafia <laugh> that came out yesterday. It's only got 2000 reviews. Doesn't seem like it's trending. I've never played a single mafia mafia game ever. The whole mob stuff doesn't really interest me. You look the Tommy guns and the banger cars that look stupid boring. I'm not really into games that are about crime. I'm not really into games that are about crime. I I like GTA, but I never like this story. Why can't I just get a real job? Earn an honest wage. Why do you wanna commit crime and do drugs smuggling and stuff. When I played GTAI didn't play story mode as just did honest work. Like taxiing people. I remember in San Andreas you could be a taxi, couldn't you? I don't know when they, they got rid of it in GTA four in San Andreas you could do loads of stuff. You could get, you could steal a taxi and then become a taxi driver. Or you could steal an ambulance and then, um, deliver people to the hospital. And there were these like mini games. They took out loads of stuff from San Andrea, like the RPG elements. Leveling up Grounded too. Girls love this game. Grounded. It looks stupid. Guild Wars two. I haven't played any games in ages unless Mario Card counts. Mm, powerful. Six. I've tried making videos about Passfield before. It never gets any views. I feel like gaming's really kind of dead at the moment. Even the night, what's it called? Elder Ring Night Rain was a flop. No one cared about it. What other, other game YouTube is talking about? I don't think I'd even get a gaming laptop. If I was gonna get a new laptop, I might get a MacBook. I only got gaming laptops because I used to make gaming videos pumping out. Remember I was pumping out six Path of xl two videos every day. Hmm. Wang Fallen Feathers. How's that? <laugh> New Cyberpunk Update Vehicle tuning. And this is update 2.3 for Cyberpunk. It doesn't really have a release date, but this is what it gets in terms of the Sky's accent. So annoying through the whole patch. Sounds like Borat. Basically we're gonna get four new vehicles, three of which we're gonna get via some new side jobs. Also we get an auto drive and the self-driving g named Cab feature and the rate field Crystal Code. Also get an upgrade with even more cosmetic options for even more vehicles than before, including for bikes plus many more under the road, including more changes to photo mode with new MPCs and many more options being controlling. That reminds me of Moon. I remember playing soap punk on my new switch to, and yeah, I got a little stressed out about the moon rain dance sequence. I was getting really annoyed, wasn't I? Because I couldn't figure out how to do it. And then I was zooming in on Girls' Butts and she messaged me saying, why are you zooming in on people's crutches, inlining weather, and time of day? So, uh, those were the days Moon obsessed with me. K Crypt obsessed with me. Now no one cares about me. No, doesn't even have a release date for that. Really interesting. I can be right after. There's also a job to left that complete. The hunt and the fe knee. So, uh, both like the drive, the races. I never really liked the look of Night City. Well it's just kind of boring. Crystal. This picture, if you medically her name. This guy's not getting any good views recently. He's got some on that June Awakening game. I tried that. It was so boring. You can tell Gaming's dead when his game channels aren't getting big views. Oh, that's not so loud. That's all I want make. But Mando rans about ice. Kim and Zena burning every bridge. <laugh> sounds like me. Money. And I'm going back to Thailand. Um, I have my flight booked already. I booked it last night. My flight is literally in less than two weeks. Literally. Uh, I won't say exactly when my flight is. Long story short, we're going to Thailand. We're gonna go do a legitimate fat camp this time. I've hired a trainer. I've, I've hired a nutritionist. I've hired a place to live. I have the whole thing on board. Uh, everything's basically ready to go. It's gonna be, it's, it's gonna be the step before I finish the bike ride. So, like I said, I got a whole trainer, I have a nutritionist. I I have a coach, I have everything. He's gonna be working out with me. We're gonna obviously stream the whole thing this time. Uh, he knows that I have to stream it. I told him that you can't let me not stream. I have to stream and yeah. And then maybe after Thailand, I might go back to Japan. And if I have my bike with me, I'm gonna end. I'm not doing there. So there's a couple people in there for, it's, it's not as exciting as it used to be for me, man. I feel like, I feel like all these new faces that I've met through streaming on cake for the most part are just hearted patterns. It's not community. It's, it's not just a good time, it's nothing. None of that. No more dude. Instead the community's been infiltrated and affected by stupid bitches. Like Zena murk off the per you have squeeze. Um, you know, shoey Chuy's a cool cat, but man shoe's, a two, like a bunch of 'em are just absolute dumbass out of the whole Xena arc that came. I think he's got a point. They are all dumbass. What with the kick. I wouldn't want hang out with him actually like his Darius. Um, you know, Zena's always got the chimp bot mentality when something happens or whatever. So what I'm getting at is basically, long story short is um, Darius is pretty stupid. No man. Darius is funny. Dude. I like Darius. He's actually cool people. Dude. I it's Darius guy. Um, okay. So all of a sudden she's somehow Paulino retarded because one, it's not even Japan and it's not valuable. Number two, um, Paul's not as funny no more. Dude, Paul's surrounded by a, a, a group of yes men efforts. He, he's just not called no more dude. He's a old dude and I expected it because of the simple fact that obviously you get older, you're not really used to being person. Good point. Ice is pretty boring nowadays. But he's live now. He doesn't even stream. Like he just watches other people streaming. Be out, stretching man as much drone with Ro and uh, action man. Different his events. He doesn't do anything. He just watches the event or like manages it and then sometimes appears in it. He's got a drone as his live camera's. Pretty cool. They said you're not gonna find it aimlessly walking around. Yeah, but it was at a tiger. Yeah, he did that prison stream. It was boring. Just a room full of guys. And then sometimes Paul made an appearance. No, no. He was, I I get it. But Paul, but Paul really isn't Paul no more. Dude. Paul, if Paul was really the king of IRL, like the the world, Paul says, and why the they did not scream with him two times. Why did bail on him? How come nobody screams with Paul? Dude, think about it. Nobody screams with Paul. Dude. The only people that scream with Paul can reach just like action. Man. Dude, nobody gives a about hanging out with Paul no more. Dude. Paul used to be the top tier. IRL streamer. Everybody wanted to be on his. Yeah, he is got a point. It is sad. He used to hang out with cool people like anything for views. Andy Miller cus soda popping even every wanted to hang out. The only people that wanna hang out are a bunch three tars like Zena and a bunch of stupid stupid ass. Low IQ want to be new streamers. Nobody has personality, nobody has. Um, in reality I think Paul should be absolutely humbled by the reality of what his position is. He's no longer king of IRL. That's clearly not right. That's clearly not really existing in his reality no more. Um, unfortunately the only people that want to hang out with ice decider are either, isn't it Spade the king of I now homeless people like myself, low tier streamers responding to emails takes time, but not with Grammarly. And if you clicks Grammarly's generative ai, ai, it turned out to want to be black. So they became a seeing everything. Dude, I don't give the fuck no more. Dude, Kimmy kisses his ass. Get into a relationship. Paul being the, the love black and he is in his life. Who doesn't get no love? Me's pretty blonde chick. She gives him a little bit of affection. He falls in love. Turns out she's probably getting by some dude while he's overseas 'cause she's got a yeast infection now <laugh>. And he's wondering how the, she have a yeast infection. If I have a in four months, Hey Paul, you know you're king up by road dude, you're multimillionaire dog. You have contracts with Eddie, you have this, you have that. You're the king Ping dude. Nope, nope. Your chick's probably not even giving. It's been a long time, man. You're now getting lower, lower, lower on the side scales. You should probably call and your tape. Teach her how to be a man and get some and put your wife from, put your girl in place. Um, yeah. Then you meet Kimmy. Kimmy all of a sudden gets this ego thinking that she's hot shit of the IRL screaming female community. When in reality nobody gets a Kim. Uh, truth is everybody uses Kim, especially all these retarded, boring ass females like Zena, Nana pits the whole Ja them, they all the friend. Oh, Jamie, Jamie's another stupid bitch. Jamie the friend Kim and then Jamie and Kimmy like, hey, we're the best. We're dating high tier streamers. Uh, another you're dating Alex. Like, like why do you take pride in dating action man and side dude, they're literally absolute addict. AK addicts dude. Then on top of that you got K me walking around with her chest up with no the kid. She's hot shit. And all of a sudden reality is she's really not hot shit. The only pe the only people that gravitate towards her is, is because of the simple fact that she's dating. Paul did. Okay, we both met the same day, same night at Jack Doherty's house. All of all of a suddent. So angry. See, had community, you didn't, you didn't know who the fuck AJ was. You didn't know who the fuck he was. You didn't know who anybody was. Dude. And then guess bro, when you find out that this guy's so negative, like JJ a little bit, you hop on his or you put his relationship in a madness, <laugh>, you kept him from his grandmother extreme with you knowing that he should be with a stroke because she was pregnant. She was having a kid. It must be such a pain. Bleeping out all his F bombs. Selfish bitch who demanded JJ would hang out with you so that you to get a little bit of tension and get some you sim to describe to your bullshit ass and your attention to start hang New York to Miami. Guess who comes in the picture again? Chuy's got a lot traction. Chuy's got a lot of attention. Shoe's got a lot of viewers. Who comes in the picture? Z Zina the witch. And guess what? Chuy's weird dog or died once again. Now he's just like us being a dumb ass. Can't even tell the truth. Has to defend a girl that he says is not his girl no more. But when the cops ask him, how do you spell her name? He goes, uh, do I have to, I don't know how you spell her name. I think she you're dumb ass. You're no butt law dude. You're just three. Target me. And the truth is, you know what? I'm just gonna finish my whole thing dude. If you guys don't wanna watch me, I don't. Hmm. Is he right? I guess so. Well all these streamers are kind of sad people, aren't they? I don't think of any of them. Think, wow, they're so cool. I wish I was them. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Sometimes I feel like I rather just get a job and leave all this nonsense behind. If I go back to Melbourne via dark, I'll bump into Colin. Maybe they go there often. Play some games. I can't be bothered. How long do we have left? Oh thank God. Uh, 15 minutes. Oh thank fucking how Thank that. Jesus. The final two hours is always a slog. I had fun though in the beginning five hours at Kit Hill. I don't care if you hate Kit Hill. I love Kit Hill. You got great internet, great views, great parking for free Kit Hill's. Just perfect. I love it. Yeah, it's a nice pick isn't it? I took it with a nothing phone three a good filters, a hundred megapixel camera. I'm also watching the background. It looks like a kick stream and my monitor. It was still cold as wearing my jumper. Yeah, nothing phone was decent. I really loved the super fast charging. God it's hard. It had, I think it had 60 watt charging, 50 watt charging fully charges in about half an an hour. It was amazing. I sent it back 'cause it didn't have wide angle support. I bought it because you know I smashed my Samsung so Oh, oh yeah. I wanted a new work phone for every, I wanted big battery life. And that one day where it rained really hard and I couldn't charge my phones, freaked me out. I went into overdrive mode trying to fix the problem. Bought that doji phone, 20,000 milliamp battery and then it never rained again. Can't these fat people just walk a lot like I do? 'cause that makes me lose weight. They don't need some kind of complex workout regime. They go out to the MOS and then trek for 15,000 steps and then do it every day. I lost so much weight in Japan doing that. I afraid complain at their feet hurt. 'cause they're so heavy how they get so fat. I said genetics must be, I just could never eat that much to get foot up. Eight minutes to go and I'm out. Thanks so much for Turkey. Tom made a video about pirate software. Everyone hates that guy now for such weird reasons as well. The flavor is so bad. <laugh>. I sorry, I'm sorry. I like pretty You think brown? Hey girl, are you single? You single. I'm ready. I'm ready to mingle. Do again The flavor bad with a shut with is the thickness of the iPhone. Oh, this phone looks stupid. Look at this. Even see the is the tri folding phone. Just get a tablet. Look at this thing. Whatever comes in the box possible can get for it. <laugh>, how does this cost? How does his voice go? So high storage's gonna cost you 30 or 400 US dollars. 10, $30,000. First generation Samsung. Okay, how does it feel? Canary. But like with some tablet leaks and you know, they didn't really have it all figured out. Dude, it moves where the pin prompt is depending where you swipe. That is freaking awesome. It's little touches like that. Awesome in the world with a device devices it comes preloaded with a lot of garbage <laugh> that I know is pretty typical for Chinese device. The way it transitions you guys totally a higher price rate, display weight, all the compromises people 90, which is good enough obviously. I wonder 2,044 is better or whatever You extreme gamer. If you're an extreme gamer, you're not buying this phone. Now that I finally got it folded down the hallway, dude, it's not even thicker than I'll buy Samsung and it's a trifold it. Wow. Yeah. It's thicker than a traditional candy bar phone. But but's not totally unreasonable either. It looks kind of ugly. Used a fold for a long, I'm going this. Boom fold, boom. I got some movies to watch. <laugh> so bad. Like so bad. Okay, cool, cool. So I have to have 6.4 inch display. Imagine streaming on that. <laugh>. Uh, hey, you got the play store and everything. Wait, what the hell's in store? No play service. You can't even force it. Dang it. So wait, what am I? How am I, what am I supposed to watch? Then we did find one is close that the field, that silly fight, isn't it? Mm-hmm Reno fight. Reno Jack moment, isn't it? Why Levi buy that? I like this guy while making it. He's got good energy. Seems to want. But there issues with with this car we do. It has dead models. Models, capital used amount used retro reno GT actually shows you've got left, left car from cyber. Quite different design car off, off. I never really cared about Reno. Reno Mcg, Reno capture. It's just kind of boring. Imagine being at just by thinking about it. Neat face. 40 44. 44. Meat base 44, you, you can change it. So else called expressive button to mix together. It's got square headlights. Tell you what star, when he comes cooking, I just found the name of the Reno Magan. Funny 'cause it's like T in Japanese with glasses spelled the same. Okay, two minutes initiate final countdown. I estimate earnings to be about one 90, no more. $250 a day via ship. Tanked by nearly 50%. Mm-hmm <affirmative> ending stream in 40 seconds. Lights off. 15 seconds. Oh my God. 10, 9, 8, 7, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.