all alone in thailand again

Testing.

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Hello? Hello?

Wait,

I'm brushing my teeth. Wait, I'm busting

my tape. Wait, I'm busting my tape.

Give me 2 minutes. Wait, I'm busting my

tape. Give me 2 minutes

and then

we'll play Cyberpunk.

Um, might link it on YouTube as well,

see if I can get some extra viewers. I

think it's quite a good time right now.

Create a post.

Daniel.

Daniel.

Uh, what should I call it?

Um, live streaming Livestreaming

on Twitch now.

How can I get the post to get more views

on it? How come

you're alone? Because my girlfriend left

me. Oh no.

What if I just put all caps?

My girlfriend house got doxxed! Oh my God,

live streaming on Twitch now.

Post. It's pretty good actually.

I might make a video about my girlfriend's

house being doxxed. Could use some

screenshots from Kiwi Farms. Come on,

Kiwi Farms, give me some content.

So for today, I'm planning to do— what

time is this? 8 AM, 4 plus I'm planning to

do 8 hours on Cyberpunk.

Hopefully I can actually play

it and get, get into it. Otherwise I'm

probably gonna get bored after 10 minutes

and then refund it. I've already refunded

it once before. I don't know if I can

refund it again. Shame you didn't want to

go to Japan. I do,

but I got a girlfriend right now,

so Japan has to wait.

Got to prioritize the ladies. It's 1 AM in

the UK. Yeah, but it's like 8 PM in New

York and it's like 6 PM West Coast, so

it's good time for America. And then in

about 6 hours' time, then UK will wake up,

so I should hit both time zones.

I should start earlier, like 7 AM here.

Also, when it's early, my voice sounds

deeper, so I sound more sexy. My voice

sounds deeper. Doesn't my voice sound

sexier compared to later in the day when

I'm tired? My voice sounds higher.

6 PM caddy time. Yeah, I think right now

is quite a nice time. I don't know how

interested people would be in cyberpunk,

but I'll talk about other stuff like

girlfriends. It's not just gonna be

cyberpunk, but hopefully it's like mostly

cyberpunk. I've also got 3 connections,

so I hope I don't get disconnected.

I found a sneaky way. You know, I'm so

dumb, I can't believe I didn't think of

this before. You know, a laptop has one

Wi-Fi card in it, so you can only connect

to one Wi-Fi at a time on a laptop.

So I thought, oh, my laptop can only

connect to one hotspot at a time. There's

a way to get around that. You have to buy

like a Wi-Fi adapter USB thing. It looks

like a little antenna. It just plugs into

a USB slot, and then you can connect to

multiple Wi-Fis or hotspots at the same

time. And then use a bonding service like

Speedify to connect it all together. Why

didn't I think of that before? I've got 2

modems, I've got 2 wireless modem dongles

that I bought with the LiveU, and I put my

SIM cards into it and it's being

recognized as an Ethernet connection. So I

plugged those into my 2 USBs into my

laptop and I used my iPhone

as a hotspot as well. So I've got 3

connections, and I've also got the

Wi-Fi in the apartment, which seems to be

working quite well now. It's a 5G Wi-Fi.

I'm using that instead of the iPhone.

Does laptop have Intel Wi-Fi 6? I don't

know. How do I find out? So I'm thinking

if I just buy one of those antenna-looking

things that plugs into USB, I could have

the 2 SIM card dongles plus the

room Wi-Fi plus my iPhone's

data as a hotspot. I could have 4

connections. I'm never gonna get effed

again on streams, hopefully. Touch wood,

cross fingers. So that was so annoying

last stream on YouTube. I kept getting

disconnected, so I need to find a way to

fix that.

And I think this could be a good solution.

It's not cheap though, so I'm having to

pay for like 3 SIM cards and they're

expiring next week, so I have to start

trying to find where I can buy some new

SIM cards again. I don't want to go all

the way back to the airport.

Just to get the SIM cards again.

If you go to Device Manager, the network,

it should say— I'll check later. I feel

so big-brained after finding out. Also,

if I get an Ethernet cable and plug that

into the router, but I don't know where

the router is. I think it's It might be

hidden somewhere. I don't see any routers

in the apartment.

British people pronounce so weird. It's

called a router, not a router. I don't

know why Americans call it a router. I

didn't say Evernet, I said Ethernet.

Either— I didn't say ever.

Yeah, Americans pronounce stuff weird too.

Like, they pronounce Pokémon Pokémon, and

then they pronounce— what was the other

There's another Nintendo. Oh yeah, they

pronounce Mario as Mario.

Mario. Sounds weird. It's not Mario,

it's Mario. It's Mario,

not Mario.

Mario.

I'm not

sure if I want to do some quick push-ups.

Yeah, I'll do some quick push-ups.

Oh,

okay.

I did, I think, 34 push-ups.

I don't know why I can't do as many

push-ups as I used to be able to. I used

to be able to do about 40. Now I'm

struggling to get to 30. I can do like 35

at most.

I'm not sure if I should plug in my

headphones so I could hear the game, or if

I'll just use my laptop speakers, but then

it might, it might echo.

I have to check to see what it sounds

like. I'm out of breath.

Find it's easy to improve the number of

push-ups to a certain level, then it's

really hard to go beyond that. Yeah, it's

like you hit a wall. I think it's because

push-ups can only increase your muscle up

to a certain point, and then your muscles

get used to the amount of weight they're

lifting and they don't really grow

anymore. I guess you have to add weight

onto your back to make yourself heavier.

I find just getting some dumbbells and

then lifting those over your head is

kind of the same as doing a push-up, and

it's more comfortable. Where's the game

gone?

I've got too many little icons at the

bottom of the taskbar. Keeps disappearing.

I've got these stupid programs about

driver updates.

I also noticed my Wi-Fi modem dongles,

they, they don't have 5G. I didn't notice

that when I bought them. It says 4G only,

and that's why my iPhone has 5G and the

internet's way faster on my phone. So

instead of getting Wi-Fi modems, I should

have just put all my SIMs into my phones

that have 5G capability. Start the game.

Okay, I'll start. I can't find the game

tab at the bottom. Where's the game icon?

Let me get rid of Opera

GX. Why is that on the taskbar? And the

Ozbot Tiny Cam, the little webcam I had

that followed me around, I left that at

home. You didn't install a bunch

of adware? Well, I was trying to extract

files from a— what was it, a RIP a WinRAR

file, and then I needed to download

software to open it, and then I downloaded

a bunch of free stuff that was on Google,

and it's like weird trying to get

you to pay for the full version. I hate

WinRAR files. Why'd you have to use the

software to open it?

And then to use the official WinRAR thing,

you have to pay for it. I don't want to

pay just to open a file. That's stupid.

I don't really care because I never use

file extraction anyway. It was just for

that one time I nearly got— I nearly got

scammed by some sponsor deal.

I thought it was real. It said Black

Desert Online wanted to give me a

sponsored offer, and then they asked me to

download this file and then extract it and

install the software. And I stupidly

installed it on my MacBook, and then I

got all these warnings, so I quickly shut

it all down and then factory reset my

MacBook. It seemed legitimate. I'm never

falling for that again. There's so many

scams these days trying to scam

influencers, saying, we want to work with

you, please download this file and then

open it. I don't trust

any of these sponsorship emails anymore.

Hello? Hello? Test. Alright, it's working.

Some of them look really obvious where

they have a WhatsApp number and then they

say, call me on WhatsApp so we can discuss

our future sponsorship offer.

Okay, so Cyberpunk. The reason why I

decided to download it again and give it

another try, because I recently watched

that anime, the Edgerunners anime, and I

really liked it, and it really got me

interested in the world of cyberpunk.

So it made me feel like playing the game.

I feel so, I feel so manipulated,

like I've been brainwashed into giving it

a try again. But the anime definitely made

me more interested in it. I don't know if

the game's gonna be like the anime or if

the game still sucks.

Maybe the game still sucks and the

gameplay's rubbish.

What if a girl sent you star star star g

dot? And I wouldn't click on like a weird

link. If a girl wants to send me nudes,

they can go on my Instagram. My

Instagram's so dead. No one messages me

anymore. I can't believe it. I can't

believe just a few years ago I had dozens

and dozens of girls sending me nudes,

trying to get with me, and now there's

like nothing. Complete nothing. It's so

sad when you experience that.

Girls are only interested in you when they

sense you, you're successful. At

something, but then when the success goes,

so do the girls. The whole,

you know, you make the money and then the

girls will come thing is so true.

If you have some kind of success in your

life, the girls just seem to appear out of

nowhere. And then when you've lost it,

then they also— you also lose all the

women. Because you have a Thai girlfriend?

Yeah, but when I was married to Chihiro

The amount of girls trying to get with me

was insane. The girls kept trying to tempt

me, saying, oh, let's cheat. Even Mila,

her first message to me was, you're weird,

let's cheat. And she asked— I don't know

if she was joking, like half-joking maybe,

but people usually joke in a half-jokingly

way. There's usually some truth behind the

joke, and then they say, oh, I'm just

joking. Mila was into me.

Essex Girl— Essex Girl wanted me so badly

when I was with Chihiro. And then when I

was with Mila, Essex Girl wanted me.

Essex Girl blocks me now. But guess what?

You know, you know when you add someone's

phone number to your contacts, you know

every other app, messaging app, that uses

your phone number, you end up linking to

the social media account on it. So stuff

like Telegram, WhatsApp, it automatically

adds you as their friend. Even Line. I've

got girls on my Line that I matched on

Tinder back in Manchester that blocked me

because they found out about my YouTube.

And they didn't know that because they

gave me their phone number, I got

all their other social media and I can see

them updating their profile picture. I got

like this folder full of Essex girls'

pictures now. Because she keeps updating

her photo on WhatsApp, and I don't think

she knows that we're friends on WhatsApp

because she added me as a friend with her

phone number, but we never chatted on

WhatsApp before. She also didn't know I

was on Telegram, so she blocks me on

Telegram. I really wonder if she's gonna

find out that I can see her WhatsApp

pictures and I've got folder full of her

selfies. I'll put it on my Patreon if you

want to see Essex Girl. No, just kidding.

Or am I?

Why are you alone? My girlfriend left me.

She's not coming back until 6 PM.

Essex Girl's so dumb, she kept

Wasting my time flirting with me and then

disappearing for like a year. I hate her.

Essex Girl is like the worst,

the worst example of an annoying online

internet girl who just teases you and then

leads you on and then completely wastes

your time and then leads to nothing. So

screw her. I hate her.

Ruined my marriage. Ruin my life.

Why did she message me over Christmas last

year when I was drunk and then say all

this rubbish like, oh, we can have a

proper talk, I'll explain everything to

you, I'll help you make some drama for

your channel, blah blah blah.

Ah, so irritating. Stupid idiot.

There's this car.

Sometimes women are just— they can be so

frustrating. Anyway, so I want

to play Cyberpunk, which— which

one should I pick? I remember last time I

picked corpo and it was kind of boring

because you start off in that Arasaka

building and it's just I

don't know, it's all just offices and

computers, and you're like this corporate

person. Maybe a different beginning would

be more interesting. Street kid.

Is that gonna be like gang life?

Raised on the street. But what is this

one, the Badlands? I don't understand why

anyone would choose Nomad or Badlands

because Isn't one of the biggest

interesting things about Cyberpunk Night

City and being in the city that's all

cyberpunk? Why would you want to start off

outside of the city in the middle of

nowhere? It looks like a desert.

Life on the road wasn't easy. Growing up

in a nomad clan has its perks.

Has anyone played this game a lot before?

Which one should I choose? It doesn't

matter which origin you choose. I thought

it does because it determines which

beginning starting zone you start off as.

Why don't you stream on YouTube and Twitch

at the same time? Because I don't see the,

the point. My viewers on Twitch are the

same as my viewers on YouTube. Let's say

for example you've got 20 viewers and

they either watch you on YouTube or

Twitch. And I stream on Twitch and YouTube

at the same time, maybe 10 will watch on

YouTube and then 10 will watch on Twitch.

It's still the same number of people,

isn't it? Unless those 20 people open up

Twitch and YouTube at the same time, so

I've got 20 viewers on YouTube and then 20

viewers on Twitch. It just doesn't make

any sense. The only reason why it would

make any sense is if I had a YouTube

audience and a Twitch audience, which I

don't. I don't have a Twitch audience. I

have a YouTube audience that I brought

over to Twitch, that followed me over to

Twitch. I never grew on Twitch as

a Twitch streamer. Someone else

is saying it, why don't you stream on

Instagram and TikTok and Facebook all at

the same time? Because it makes no sense

to do that. No one does that, and for a

good reason, because it doesn't work. It

doesn't make any sense. It's completely

pointless.

And I'm pretty sure my computer and

internet can't handle streaming onto

multiple platforms at the same time,

and it just seems like a— sounds like a

technical nightmare to do that.

Can you tell us how you find your exciting

life? What do you mean?

How you find your life exciting? Do you

mean that? We're getting an echo. Is it

from the game? It's probably the game

sound.

Oh, how do I fund my exciting life? Well,

I do YouTube and Twitch and OnlyFans.

How can you get an echo from me speaking?

There's no way. Unless I have the stream

playing. Oh, I do, I do, I do. That's why

I had the Twitch stream playing and it had

the sound on. It's stream playing. It

should be gone now.

I'm a bit worried about how much money I'm

gonna make this month. Because I don't

know about OnlyFans.

I feel like I need to upload some stuff to

OnlyFans, otherwise people are not gonna

sub— I mean, pay for this month too.

Short legs following.

Which storyline are you planning to

choose? Well, I don't want to choose the

same one as last time, so it's either

going to be Street Kid or Nomad.

I guess Street Kid is gonna be more like

the Edgerunners anime because you start

off on the streets. Streets of Bangkok.

I had to turn nudity off, so hopefully I

don't get in trouble. Imagine if I forgot

that and I just showed a penis.

I'm tempted to do Nomad.

Or Street Kid. But won't Nomad be boring

in a desert? What content is

on my OnlyFans? Just me nude and naked

playing with my bits. It's probably the

best content I make. Out of all the

content I make, I'm most proud of my naked

ones. Strip club scenes

should be fine since nudity is off.

I can hear you talking during the ad

already. Oh yeah, I think you can hear me

during the ad, but it kind of lowers the

volume of my stream.

It's kind of silly they play ads during

the stream, and then you can't pause the

stream and then carry because then you end

up missing what I was saying during the

I go for street kid,

I think. And then we got to make the

character. Oh my god, I thought she was

gonna be naked. Now I don't know if I want

to be a woman or if I want to just make a

man that looks like me. If I make a man

that looks like me, I might feel more

emotional investment. In the game because

I feel like that's me in the game. Or do I

want to make a hot woman who looks like

Mila? OnlyFans in

Thailand is confirmed illegal. Yeah,

that's what I'm worried about. Most of

these Southeast Asian countries have

pretty strict laws. It seems like only

Japan you're allowed to make, you know

what. But then there's loads of— there's

loads of porno Thai girls on the internet,

and the white guys always blur their own

faces, but you can always see the girl's

face. How come these girls don't get in

I've seen Venus Angelic promote her

OnlyFans, and she lives in Japan, but she

has to pixelate the genitals and the dick

I don't know if I want to be a woman.

I want to be a black, strong, independent

woman. I saw this post on Twitter

today. It was a Japanese guy dressed up

for Halloween, and he was dressed up as a

camera, and it was really cool. He was

like this big camera. On the back of it,

he had a screen. It was like the camera's

display screen, and And then you could

actually take a picture and there was a

flash above his head. And to make his face

blend in with the costume, he painted his

face black. And then there's all these

idiots on the Twitter comments saying, oh

my god, he's doing blackface, it's racist.

It's not blackface, he's just painting his

face black so it blends in with the

camera. I swear,

these American people on Twitter are so

dumb. They want to fight and debate about

everything, even a Japanese guy dressing

up as a camera, painting himself black to

blend in with the camera. They have to

find something to whine about,

saying it's, oh, this is racist.

Wait, wait for that siren to pass. I don't

know if I'm gonna bother really doing the

face because I did it last time.

See if there's a hairstyle that looks like

mine. It looks

so emo.

He looks so stupid.

Oh my God,

did they stop

outside my building?

Oh my God, look at this hairstyle. What is

that? That is the worst thing I've ever

It's like they have really bad hairstyles

in the future.

Where's my hairstyle? Oh,

it's like a Japanese samurai.

How many hairstyles are there? Oh,

there's 50. That one looks kind of normal.

I think I'd rather be a hot woman than a

man. I feel like being a man in a game

is kind of gay, because if you're going to

be playing as a character Wouldn't you

rather be someone you find attractive?

That's my logic. What's this one?

Oh, this is like randomizer.

They look so weird. That kind of looks

like Mina's hairstyle, but the face is so

They've got too much crap all over their

face. Why have they

got— oh, this one actually looks kind of

attractive. Nose is a bit, bit weird

looking from the side. I like the eyes.

The lips could be a bit thicker.

I think if we fix the nose,

um, we've got— we might have something

here. No Pia today.

What time is it? I think she's sleeping,

but I find I like streaming with Pia,

but then I find it hard to interact with

the chat when I'm talking to Pia at the

same time. Would I add

a cam? No, because then got to be careful

about doxxing my apartment.

And I haven't had a shower, my hair looks

Okay, if we fix, fix the nose—

wait, that hairstyle is number 26. I like

this hairstyle. How do I fix the nose?

Where's the nose? Nose.

I want like a— no, that's too round.

Nostrils are too big.

I don't want such a— you know the bridge

of the nose? I don't want such a— oh,

that's like Ice Poseidon's nose.

That nose. Oh my god, I wish

she stopped moving. I'm trying to see.

Oh, that's an ugly nose. It's a bit

better.

Uh, no, that looks

a bit better, I guess. Number 15.

I don't want a witch nose.

She's got like a weird underbite as well.

Baby? No, nostrils too wide.

That looks okay. Let me fix the mouth.

I want to get all this crap off, off her

face too. And why are teeth yellow?

From the side, it looks okay.

Wait, cyberware. I want no cyberware.

Cyberware looks stupid. It's just like

weird random lines on her face. Facial

scars, off. Tattoos, no tattoos. Oh my

God, I don't want a stupid tattoo. How do

I get rid of these stars on her face?

Piercings, no piercings. And teeth,

how about just normal teeth? Eye makeup,

none. Okay, she looks a bit more normal

now. How do I get rid of these stars?

Skin type. Her mouth looks

weird still. I need to fix

She looks— I don't know why I don't like

her face. Her lips are

getting bigger.

Stop moving!

Looks like this half-Korean girl I knew in

school. So I think I'm getting a bit

closer. How far did I get in the game last

time? I think I didn't even get to the

bit— I think I got to the first shooting

bit. Where you rescue that naked body in

the bathtub, and then the trauma team

comes in. And then I thought, this game

sucks, and I refunded it.

I don't like her— her mouth area looks

weird.

It's not really a kissable face.

Eyebrows. Why are eyebrows purple?

Blemishes off nails.

Short. Oh my God,

nude body tattoos.

How do I get rid of these stars? Oh,

cheek makeup.

Maybe I'll give her some— what's this

called? Uh, blush.

Blushies. I don't want freckles.

Love hearts.

Maybe I'll give her some red.

I don't like her eyes. Can I make her eyes

bigger?

I want her to have a kind look.

She has kind of a bitchy— oh, that's

nicer. 14,

12, 12 or 14. Oh,

12 is bigger. I want bigger eyes.

Her profile looks weird,

like she has a bit of Yoda mouth going on.

Maybe 5.

14. No, 12.

How do I fix this kind of— the profile

looks weird. Maybe jaw.

Look at no chin.

It looks like that British girlfriend I

dated. She had almost no chin. From the

bottom lip to her neck was like a gradual

She keeps covering her face with her hand.

Oh, that's a really strong jaw.

She doesn't look Asian anymore. I don't

know what I've done to it. I feel like

she's looking uglier and uglier the more I

mess with it.

Does it let you adjust the breast size?

Probably. Where's breasts?

I want to randomize it again because I've

messed up this face.

Oh, I lost it now.

If I randomize it, why can't it give me

a pretty face?

No,

it's hard to see what she looks like with

all this crap on her. This one looks okay.

Yeah, this one looks way better. I need to

make her look more Asian though. Get rid

of the makeup and stuff.

Cyberware. And change your hairstyle,

maybe.

Where's the hairstyle?

Oh, this looks a bit better.

I just want to make her look normal, not

like a freak.

Wear the lip,

lip makeup.

It's so silly, you spend all this time

designing the character and then you don't

even get to, to look at the character

because it's first-person view.

I don't know.

I always just want to start the game. I

don't want her to look like an idiot. Let

me just quickly do this then. Oh my god,

full body tattoo.

I hate tattoos,

they just look weird. See, that looks so

much better without tattoos on. She's got

a nice little bum. I like that bit, the

lower back. You know that lower back bit

with the, the groove where the spine is

and you've got those muscles on either

side of the spine and it grooves down to

the buttocks? I find that bit really hot

on women. What is that part of the body

called? The bum groove.

My favorite parts of the female body has

to be the shoulder area and I

love the collarbone area and the shoulders

that go up to the neck, and I love the,

the back, lower back groove bit.

I don't really care about the boob area

for some reason. How do I make her bum

big?

She looks nice from the behind.

Shoulders, neck, thighs. Yeah, thighs are

okay, but my main thing I like has to be

shoulders. When you see a hot girl outside

and she's got like a blouse where you can

see her shoulder area, that's so hot.

I guess so. I end up getting so pervy when

you can design a character.

I want to get rid of that thing on her

neck and

get rid of the cheek makeup.

I'll make it red so she looks

like a slut. No, I want her to be a

wholesome, innocent girl.

What do I change? Ears.

She looks depressed. Can I make her look a

I don't like her eyes. Her eyes look sad.

I don't like her cheeks. Where are her

cheeks? Oh my God,

it's got a man's voice.

It's a man. Can you hear

I wonder what other hairstyles they have.

She looks like a single mother.

Pigtails. I think she looks okay,

much better looking than the other one.

I don't like her blue lips. Where are the

Golden lips, red lips.

That's weird. Why are her eyes blue? I

want brown eyes. Eye color.

Oh my God, what was that?

Oh, I got a new follower. Uh,

red eyes. What about nice

brown? Uh, what is that? I think these

weird lenses.

It's like Sharingan eyes.

There's too many.

Just brown.

I don't want red lips.

How do I turn lip makeup off?

I never liked makeup. I mean, I never

liked lipstick. My girlfriend wears

lipstick. I remember the first few days

she would have lipstick on her teeth. I

wasn't sure if I should tell her if that

she had— I wasn't sure if I should tell

her that she had a bit of red on her

tooth. And then I met her sister. Her

sister also had the same thing. Like a bit

of lipstick on her tooth. Are you supposed

to point it out? It's a bit embarrassing.

Why does it get on their teeth?

Oh, lip makeup off.

I have to say, the character models in

this game look pretty realistic,

but not in an ugly way. She looks like

Mida. No, Mida's face was rounder.

Where are the cheek options?

Usually in Western RPG games, the

characters look so ugly and it's so hard

to make an attractive woman.

Seems like Cyberpunk doesn't,

doesn't look too bad.

And nowhere near as good— nowhere near as

good as a JRPG. JRPGs just

have the best-looking women, but they

always end up looking like anime girls

instead of actual people.

I like her belly.

Nails. I don't

understand why girls like to paint their

nails different colors. I hate it when

girls glue stuff on their nails. Like

little plastic things. They, they put nail

varnish on and then they glue stuff to

their nails. So, so ugly.

I got scared, I heard a door. I'm a bit

worried because my girlfriend's a bit

Yesterday she was in the kitchen making

me coffee, and then she suddenly called me

and she was like freaking out. It looked

like she was about to faint or something,

so I had to quickly rush and go and hold

her and then open the bedroom— the bedroom

door thing— and then put her down on the

bed. She said the whole room was spinning

and she felt like she was gonna fall over.

It's not a good sign, is it? I don't know

what's wrong with her. She keeps getting

sick.

I want to get rid of that mole on her lip.

Where's that mole?

Oh, there's too many options.

Oh, this one looks kind of hot, like

cavewoman kind of hairstyle.

Sweaty and oily.

Look at that one.

Why does she look like, um, I don't know

who she looks like. That looks like Sonic

the Hedgehog's hair. This looks like

from the 1950s.

I think 26, this is the best hair.

I don't know why my messaging app keeps

closing itself down. Do you and Thai

girl talk a lot? Not really.

Is she eating and drinking enough? I don't

know. I'm pretty sure she has lunch. I

make her dinner, but she doesn't eat a

lot. Maybe my cooking's bad.

She keeps bringing home weird food and

then trying to get me to try it, and then

I say I don't want to try it, and then she

says Open your mind, and I said no.

It's kind of annoying. She keeps trying to

get me to eat this weird stuff.

Where's jaw?

Oh no, I don't like

how square the jaw bit looks. Maybe it's

Don't like. Cheek makeup. Why can't I

change the cheeks?

She looks okay there. What's next?

Oh, these are attributes.

How do I go back? Oh, I want to get rid of

that mole.

But all the blemishes are already off.

How do I turn it off?

It is all off.

I don't get it. When's the

next IRL? I was thinking of doing it

today, but then she said she's coming home

at 6 instead of late. I wanted to

go out when it's nighttime, when there's

interesting stuff and it's not really hot,

but I can't if she's coming back at 6. I

need to go out at 5 and then stream until

like 8 or 9, so I think

today I'll do Cyberpunk. And then

there's the weekend. I'm not sure if we're

going somewhere because she seems— she

seems ill. She keeps coughing. She wakes

up at like 4 AM coughing and then goes and

sleeps on the sofa.

Why can't I change her cheeks?

Why can't I change her body? It's just

face stuff.

Skin tone, skin type. Oh, the freckle

thing was on her skin type.

Maybe just this one.

I don't like her chin.

Stop moving.

Stop. Why does she keep covering her face

up?

Maybe that looks better. I don't like her

She keeps touching the bit I'm trying to

look at. It looks nice from the side, but

not from— that's fine, I guess. I don't

like her eyebrows. I like thicker,

thicker eyebrows. Not too thick.

I want dark eyebrows.

Why does she look depressed?

Sounds like a lung condition. I don't know

if she has like any underlying condition.

I don't think she has. Make her nose

bridge smaller. She has a bit of Essex

Girl nose going on. Essex Girl had huge

nose bridge.

Essex Girl's nose bridge was massive,

like you could cut cheese with it.

You can't really, really customize

specific parts of the nose. You just have

nose presets.

What one's this? 12. So remember the

number in case I need to go back.

All these noses are huge, and this one's

way too small. This one's tiny.

That one looks too wide from the front,

too droopy.

2. Oh no,

too big.

Maybe this one.

5,

5, or 12.

5.

19 is good. Let me check 19.

No, 19 nostrils are too wide.

4 or 5.

I really want to start the game soon.

This is taking too long. No, 4 is ugly.

I quite like 5.

Let me change the mouth.

Mouth is— I like 13, so I go back to 13.

I want a more forward protruding upper

Wait, what did I say? 12. Was it

12? Yeah, I think 12. Or was

it 13? I forgot which number I said now.

I think 13 was the one it was at

originally.

Too thick. Uh, too recessed.

Too pouty.

Maybe 3. No,

no,

no. Can you imagine this is the future?

This is how you're gonna be designing

your, your sex doll, your sex

robot. This is what it's gonna be like.

Design your perfect girl. I bet there's

gonna be weird men spend like all day long

making a perfect girl.

What was the one I said looked okay? I

think 13. That's too thin.

I think 13 is better.

She's making weird faces.

Cyberware. No, I don't want cyberware.

Eyelash color.

So random when you choose eyelash color.

I think that's good enough. She has a bit

of a butt chin. There doesn't seem to

be a chin option.

There's jaw.

Stop covering your face.

Yeah. Oh, that chin looks better from the

front. Number 6.

Too big.

She looks like a man. Oh my God.

14.

No, no. 16.

16 looks a bit better.

1. It's like a man now.

I want her to have a fuller face. She kind

of looks like a transsexual.

There's no cheek option.

Oh, whatever, I'm just gonna go with this.

Getting fed up. I'm sure there was

a way you could adjust the different body

parts as well, not just the face.

It seems like I can only change the face.

Body— oh, these are like the stats she

Am I gonna buy anything to review on Black

Friday? I didn't even know it was Black

Friday. What's,

what's coming out? Or maybe there's just

stuff on sale. Wait, it's Friday today.

What's on Steam for sale? I got Cyberpunk

on sale, £20, £25. 50% off.

There's nothing on sale that I want. Star

Wars Battlefront 2, 85% off.

Not this Friday. Oh, the end of the month.

What's the update with the docs? It's not

clickbait. People on Kiwi Farms found the

Thai girl's house. They found the village

that her house is in, but I don't think

they know exactly which house it is. I

don't know why people are so weird on Kiwi

Farms about doxxing. Why are they so

obsessive with trying to find out where

people live? It's really weird.

Like, they get some kind of weird sadistic

pleasure out of finding people's

addresses. Is it really that interesting?

How did they find the village? Because I

filmed— I filmed the house and then I

filmed the street when I was running away.

Obviously I don't care if it gets doxxed,

that's why I filmed it, because I'm not

going back there.

I wonder how they found it though,

because if I just show random

village, what— how do you begin

the search? Just type Thailand village and

then you look through every single village

in Thailand until you find the one that

matches the footage?

What else did— what other information did

I give? I said it was like an hour drive

away from Bangkok, so then you limit— you

would reduce the search down to a radius

of an hour around Bangkok.

Why did you admit they were right? Well,

there's no point denying it because,

because the images match with what I show.

Okay, so what kind of playstyle?

Body is your raw physical power,

so if you want to do melee and fighting up

close, you would go for body.

Intelligence is for— I

don't know what any of that means.

Cyberdeck RAM,

quick hack. So this is for like hacking

and stuff. I don't know if I actually care

about hacking. Reflexes is like critical

Maneuverability, increasing speed.

So if you want to have like a stealthy

assassin character, I think you go for

Reflex. Technical ability is unlocking

doors. Tech weapons. Okay,

cool. It must be charisma for—

oh, effectiveness in operating from

stealth. Each level of cool—

why do they call it cool? That's so lame.

I thought it was like speech points. I

don't know what kind of character to go

for. Should I go for like a stealth

assassin, or should I just go for like a A

brawler melee character, or should I go

for a hacker? You only get 7. If I

went max in cool— oh, you can't.

Sneaky playstyle, or I just run in with a

big baseball bat.

Reflexes are for pistols and blades.

I'm not sure what kind of playstyle I want

to go for.

What is hacking like? Cyberdeck RAM.

I kind of just want to get a sword or an

axe and then cut people up.

Because last time I played it, the gunplay

wasn't that great. Has anyone recognized

you in Thailand? No, I walked

around some touristy areas full of white

people. No one, no one recognized me

unless they did recognize me but didn't

say anything. Go for reflex

pistols and blades.

Increases your movement speed. That sounds

nice. I want to be quick.

Increase your armor by 1%. What about

cool?

Increased stealth damage.

Raw physical power— this is for being more

tanky, so you get health points.

Damage with melee weapons.

May I put 1 in cool, 1 in— 2 in body, 1 in

cool, like that? Spread it out a little

bit.

How do I change my name?

Street Kid. It doesn't let you change the

body shape. That's weird.

I don't really care about hacking. You

can? How?

Later. Okay, you can enable nudity to

change your boobs. Oh no, I don't want to

get banned on Twitch.

Yes, fine, whatever.

Should I put my headphones in? Can you

hear the game sound? There's gonna be an

echo if I turn the volume up.

Oh, press space.

A little anesthesia.

Can you even hear the game sound?

Uh, she's got a broken nose.

Everything chilling, mother? Some bastard

tried to mug me. I handled it. It's

Echoey. Okay, let me put the headphones

in. You think somebody local tried to mug

me, Pepe?

Listen, V, I got a problem. Serious this

time. I've got a problem.

It's hard to talk. I've got this game

sound in my ear.

Game stutters a little.

Yeah, I noticed too.

Okay, how does it sound now? Is it echoey?

Come on, spin it.

What is it now? It's a cork.

I owe him. Don't pay by tomorrow, said

he'd bust my legs. Should be fine now for

the sound. Got cartels in his corner.

You're in it with Kirk? Every man, woman,

and rat in Heywood knows he's a fucking

shark. My bro jumped the joint,

deserved the hero's welcome. I know I

fucked up, V.

Testing, testing.

So you're gonna help me out, V?

I'm just looking at the stream on my phone

to see what it sounds like.

See what it sounds like now.

Please tell me your brother's doing all

right. Doing his thing. You know,

so can you help?

Do you think it's okay, or should I turn

the game sound up? You're gonna help me

out, V. I could

turn the game up a little bit.

Yeah, I think it's good.

Stand. I'll talk to Kirk, but then you're

gonna owe me one. He's so good for saving

my life. He just lacks direction. Demons

walk with him. Oh, I can

zoom in. See what the

game needs. It looks like Chris Broad's

Japan studio, doesn't it? I saw Chris

Broad playing this game with Premier Two

on Twitch. And Chris was really into it.

Didn't think Chris liked video games so

Still feel

like shit.

Yeah, yeah, give me a sec.

Just seeing how detailed the environment

is. Oh, you can play the arcade machines.

I reckon someone found the Falun Gong

group. That's what I'm scared of.

If I end up accidentally doxxing her,

it's her fault because she, she posted the

pictures. She— and she would end up

doxxing herself from doing that.

Reverse doxx.

Why did I delete the other stream

yesterday? Because— because I was

in a bad mood and I was whining about the

stream getting demonetized the whole time,

and then the stream got remonetized

anyway. And then it got disconnected and I

was fed up because it kept disconnecting.

I was trying to build back up to 180

viewers and then it kept disconnecting and

then kept dropping back down to like 80

viewers and I was getting pissed off.

Disconnects and then demonetization, I was

in a foul mood.

It's better to just end it if, if you

don't feel good. Oh,

I bought a Nikola. How much money

Oh, my character looks— why is it lagging?

It's so laggy on this screen. What the

hell? Oh, now it's fine.

That was weird. It was like really laggy.

My character's belly looks hot. I like how

Shiny it looks.

Have I come across the homeless karaoke

guy again? What, the guy on the street?

That was funny. I wonder if he makes any

money. Take a shirt off.

How do I take a shirt off?

Unequip. How do you unequip it? This is

action blocked. Oh,

is it because I turned nudity off? Wait,

so if you had nudity on, you can just run

around completely naked?

I like the menu systems. I think they did

a really good job at The menus and the

buttons. It looks cool.

I can admire my character's body.

I don't know if I like her face. It's too

time-consuming to make a good face. She

looks okay-ish. I wanted to find my

character physically attractive.

Then maybe I would actually care.

Can I change her face later in the game?

Maybe there's plastic surgery.

Do I think Thai girl is perfect girl for

you. I don't know about perfect,

but she ticks a lot of boxes. Can I take

her shoes off? Action blocked.

Why can't I strip her? Her outfit looks

Will I sell my Switch OLED? Maybe. Oh

look, it's really laggy. And then it goes

smooth again.

That's weird.

Maybe I can find a place to sell the

Switch OLED. I was at the hospital today.

Javi's got some broken ribs, but praise

Jesus, the bullet didn't hit any organs.

What happened? A police manhunt.

They were chasing some dealers. So he had

it coming, eh? He was just standing there.

Standing, understand? NCPD pigs were

shooting everyone. If Mina called you

right now saying she wants you back,

would you drop everything and get back

with her? Do you mean I have to go back to

Rotterdam? Oh my God,

I don't think I could stomach Rotterdam

again. Even if she says, "I'll let you

film everything. I'll let you talk about

me, and I'll do streams with you." I don't

know if I want to go back to Rotterdam. I

just I hated Rotterdam so much. Hey Kirk,

wanna talk? V, been a while.